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(upbeat music)

- [Boy] Hey hey, Attaway.

Jesse "The Hawk" Hawkins here.

(hawk screech)

Don't forget to sign up for fall clubs,

whether you're looking to pad your resumes

or get closer to your cute Bio partner.

Don't miss out.

Last but not least, Drivers Ed starts today,

so if you're 16 or older, sign on up.

Everyone else, bug them for rides.

Deuces.

(upbeat music)

- Wow, this article is just going to write itself.

- Just comes easy to you.

That's why you're the Editor.

- Yeah, but I still need to earn the title.

And all of the upperclassmen are really not stoked about it.

- You already earned it, besides,

you must have like a million good ideas.

- Not exactly, but I do have a main idea,

and I think I want it to be about an advice column,

but it's more of my sister's idea, so.

- What's it called?

- Well, we were thinking "Hey Harmony",

because her name's Harmony,

and she always has something to talk about.

So we would get anonymous letters from people

and we would answer their questions.

- Maybe I could be your first customer.

- That's sweet, but I'm gonna need

a lot of customers for it to be a regular column.

And so far I have none.

Not going so well.

- You never know, maybe we'll just magically appear.

- All right. Well I have to get back to class,

but I will send you a few quotes to review

before we print the article.

(upbeat music)

* We fly so high

* We fly together

* We fly together

* We are a girl gang

* Like birds of a feather

* Birds of a feather

* We fly so high

* We fly together

* We fly together

* We are a girl gang

* Like birds of a feather

* Birds of a feather

(jazzy funk music)

- Can't wait to never have to ask for a ride again.

- I don't know, Roon.

- Look, I know after everything you've been through,

this must be scary.

- Well, yeah.

I mean,

it's just,

every time I like,

hear a car.

- Hey.

Didn't the doctor say you have to be in cars more?

(sighs)

- Can't you just drive me around?

- Come on, Birdie.

I'm gonna be with you every step of the way.

I promise.

- Okay.

(dramatic music)

- [Girl] Okay. How many delegates were

at the Constitutional Convention?

- 55.

- What year was it?

- 1787.

- Right again.

Who presided over the Convention?

- Hey, would you guys say I'm more outgoing

or more funny?

(quirky music)

- Why?

- Well, I'm doing a quiz for Tre Chic about

what kind of boy band I should be in.

(quirky music)

- Hey! Sharper Edges.

(soft music)

- Hey!

Don't even think about it!

- Not one bite?

That chicken sub looks so good.

- This is mine and I need all the energy

I can get for this debate today.

Also, the answer is George Washington.

(crunches sandwich)

- Quinn?

- Jared Danger has literally been to

every night club in New York City.

- I like his haircut.

(sighs)

I mean, it's really bad.

Like, horrible, it's, hate it.

(quirky music)

(pop music)

- [Girl] I'm sorry.

I didn't see you there.

- My bad, sorry, that was like, my fault, nope.

- How do you like the book?

- I certainly don't understand

why everyone's so obsessed with Daisy Buchanan.

She's like, really annoying.

What do you think?

- Keep reading.

- Honestly, I'm listening to it on tape.

I know it sounds super nerdy and everything,

because, like,

I just think it's better when I hear it.

Yeah. - Yeah, yeah,

I know that, I get it, that's cool.

- Yeah.

- I don't think it's nerdy at all.

- Yeah.

Cool.

- I'm going this way.

- I am too.

Okay. (bell rings)

- I hope you're all prepared for the

first major grade of this class.

The Federalists vs. Republicans Debates.

You should've all prepared your defenses last night,

so let's get started.

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(country music)

- Drivers Ed.

Finally something we can do together.

- Are you even old enough for Drivers Ed?

- Ty, you know I'm old for my class, right?

You didn't forget my birthday, did you?

- Of course not.

I actually have something really big planned

for November twenty...

Twenty...

Twenty seventh?

- It better be huge, Ty. Huge!

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- [Girl] I believe in states rights.

Because we don't need some higher power

getting involved and making decisions

about our lives,

because we were doing just fine before

and now all the sudden,

we're expected to check in constantly,

to tell the government what we're doing,

where we're doing it.

We are a free state.

- We are a strong central government.

If you take two single states and put them together,

they are greater than the sum of their parts.

- How are they greater if the states forget

who they are in the process?

- Hamilton

and

the other Federalists just wanted what was best for me.

I mean, the country.

Say, one state really likes sandwiches.

And the other state happens to be

really good at making them.

When they come together, they are stronger,

and they can pool their resources

and go out for macchiatos at Juniors.

I mean, sharing the burden of taxes.

- Okay,

we shouldn't be held accountable

for the whole country.

We've paid our taxes, that's crazy.

- Don't be so self righteous, Jefferson.

You're a slave holder.

- That's irrelevant.

No, no, that's not irrelevant,

it's very important,

I'm not making excuses for him whatsoever.

That topic is out of the conversation.

For one, I am sick of being held accountable

for the misdeeds of other men around me.

(claps)

- Thank you all.

I think that's a good place to stop.

Really well done, Ellie.

(upbeat pop music)

- I just don't understand why you had to go so hard on me.

- It wasn't about you, it was about Jefferson and Hamilton.

- And why do you keep bringing him up?

- I'm not bringing him up, Quinn.

I gotta go.

- I had to miss school the day after my breakup

because my face was so swollen.

Couldn't even open my eyes.

So yeah, I get what you're going through.

Look, Ellie's right.

I think you need to try and let Hamilton go.

- How can I?

He's everywhere I look.

- Just erase him from your phone.

Look, delete all of your photos together,

get rid of social media.

You need to do a Hamilton purge.

(angelic choir music)

(sighs)

Get rid of it.

(footsteps)

(upbeat pop music)

- Hey, we have the newspaper meeting.

- Not today, boss.

- What?

- Drivers Ed. For those of us who are 16 and older.

(upbeat pop music)

(slow music)

(phone notification)

- Hey.

- Hey, you ready?

- Who're you texting?

(phone slams)

- No one.

Glen, why do you have to be so paranoid?

Like, how many times do I have to tell you

that I'm not talking to her anymore.

I quit the Appeal.

- I'm sorry. You're right.

I really appreciate you cutting off contact.

- I'm gonna get a coffee.

You want one?

- Sure.

Thanks, babe.

(slow pop music)

* Are you loving how you're living *

* Secrets spilled like towers

* Sacked up on your spine

* Every step you feel fine

* Sacked up on your spine

* Every step you feel fine

(bell rings)

- Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Drivers Ed.

The most important class you'll ever take,

because when you get in a vehicle,

you don't use your head, you wind up dead.

Got it?

- Is this guy for real?

- I think he's dead serious.

- Do you think this is a joke?

- No, no.

No, no sir.

No.

Sorry.

(phone dings)

(dramatic music)

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'll catch up with you.

- Okay.

(upbeat pop music)

- Nice of you to grace us with your presence.

- Sorry.

- Now if we're all present and accounted for,

we'll begin today's lesson.

Any questions?

Yes?

- When will be driving actual cars?

- When you earn it, missy.

Operating a vehicle is a privilege, not a right.

Now if that's all,

let's watch today's safety video.

* Don't look away

* I know I ain't the first call you made *

* Get your hopes up and run

* I lie if I said it ain't fun

* I know your type

* Lighting up my phone late at night *

- With most of the upperclassmen at Drivers Ed,

this is gonna be a short meeting.

In fact, maybe we should just cancel.

- You're the Editor, you tell us.

- Fine.

I guess we can try to go on without them.

Does anybody have any pitches?

Arthur.

- I think the cafeteria food has been laced

with GMOs and laxatives.

- Okay what makes you say that?

- Well, this online form right here

that basically proves it.

And Mr. Dukacus has the burger every single day.

And spends most of the fourth period in the bathroom.

- Anyone else?

All right. How about "Hey Harmony" suggestions.

Do we have any?

- One.

- All right, well that's a start.

What's it about?

- It's about GMOs in the cafeterias food.

(pencil dropping)

- Wonder who that could be from?

- Oh, me. That's from me.

- Okay, well how about you do your research

and we'll get back to ya.

Meeting adjourned.

(dramatic music)

- Hey Quinn, can you tell dad to come get me?

No, it's not over, it's just,

I need to get out of here.

(dramatic music)

- Texting while driving creates a crash risk

23 times worse than driving while not distracted.

That text can wait.

(tires squealing)

(crashing) (screaming)

- [Girl] They crashed into another car.

(sirens)

She's hurt pretty bad.

- [Announcer] In their first year on the road,

teens are almost 10 times more likely to be in a crash.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah. I'm fine.

- Keep it quiet back there.

- [Girl] She'll be okay, right?

- [Woman] We don't know, sweetie.

- [Girl] No matter what happens, we'll stick together.

(crashing)

(intense music)

(guitar music)

- How long have you been standing there?

- I just got home.

Why are you on my bed?

- Too much stuff on mine.

But Harmony said she'd help me clean up later.

- Thanks.

Getting kinda messy in here.

- No problem.

- What are you listening to?

- Just this book my friend recommended.

Great Gatsby.

Have you read it?

(guitar music)

* Little fires

* Little fires

* Everywhere

* Little fires

* Little fires

* Everywhere

- [Narrator] Next time, on Chicken Girls.

- She's all buddy buddy with you and Quinn,

I mean, it's weird.

- How that's knee?

It's had plenty of time to recover, right?

- Everyone's counting on us.

- Come on Ty.

(crowd cheering)

- Are you willing to put your money where your mouth is?