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(mellow piano music)

Previously on Chicken Girls.

- You're rising the ranks quickly.

- Not trying to step on any toes,

I just really love writing.

- Have you thought about entering

the Mr. Attaway competition?

Just think about it.

- You're going to summer camp with her

and you didn't even mention it?

- But Angie thinks it's a really good opportunity for me.

- Since when did you start taking advise from Angie?

- Enjoy your cold dinner.

It looks like you have a big mess to clean up.

- I've still been thinking about Flash.

He really was just gone, in a flash.

- Hey, he basically cheated on Kayla with you

and you'd still wanna be with him?

- First of all, they are officially broken up

and second of all, I'm not the one

writing love letters to TK.

- How did you know that?

- I have a mole in the U.S. Postal Service,

it's no big deal.

My point is, don't judge me.

We all have to pick our poison and Flash is mine.

- Gross.

What do you think about this?

- Are you asking me if I like it?

Because it's a hard no.

But if you think it'll make me more relatable,

then, I'll sacrifice fashion for love.

- Okay, I'm trying to help you

so how about we don't insult my style?

- Style, that's generous.

- I think I'm being a little too generous,

how about you have fun with your little make under-

- No, no, no, wait!

I need your help, you're my little girl next door.

I wanna be the girl next door

but in California next to Flash.

(knocking)

- Hey, Quinn. - Hey.

- You know Effie.

- Love your name.

Very chic.

- Thanks.

- Anyways, I have to be going.

I guess I'll take that smock of yours.

I'll work on my best lamest impression.

(light music)

- I'm still so mad at Ezra.

- Come on, you need a good distraction.

Hammy and I are gonna go watch the boys rehearse

for that Mr. Attaway video.

- I don't fully understand what is Mr. Attaway?

- It's like a beauty pageant but for boys.

He says it's hilarious though.

- But Ezra will be there.

- Ezra Smezra, come on,

it'll help keep your mind off of everything.

Please.

- Okay, when you put it that way.

- Come on.

♪ We fly so high ♪

♪ We fly together, ♪

♪ fly together ♪

♪ We are a girl gang like birds of a feather ♪

♪ Birds of a feather ♪

♪ We fly so high ♪

♪ We fly together, ♪

♪ fly together ♪

♪ We are a girl gang like birds of a feather ♪

♪ Birds of a feather ♪

(upbeat music)

- So it starts off like this.

One, two, three, and four, five six.

- Of course Ezra is good at dancing,

he's good at everything.

- So annoying.

- I'm telling you, the whole thing is rigged.

- Yeah, Hamilton, I really thought you'd get the nomination.

I mean, I've heard from multiple girls around the school

about how cute you are.

- That's what I'm saying, Hot Ham!

- Gotta keep up with Quinn somehow.

- Babe!

#hotham, you heard it here first, ladies.

(school bell rings)

- Oh sorry.

- Oh no, Jacks,

I'm so sorry, it was totally my fault.

- I will not let you take credit for my clumsiness.

Glad to see you've committed my name to memory though.

- I mean who could forget a face like-

you know I'm just trying to be more observant.

- So I'll just keep

almost bumping into you around school then.

- That new kid Jax has some pretty amazing moves.

He might actually win.

- Really, Jax Brinkman,

- Mhmm

- Kind of sounds like an alien.

- Yeah, but don't tell Brittany that.

- Ezra, oh how beautiful you're coming out now ay.

I've been waiting for you for 10 minutes

you think I'm crazy,

you think I'm only here for you?

No honey I have things to do!

I have a schedule!

Do you not care about my life.

- I wonder what he did to get into that much trouble.

- Yeah she sounds really mean.

- a taxi because I'm going home.

I need to do me nails Ezra.

Por dios!

- I'll catch up with you later.

- Okay, yeah.

(Somber music)

- Was that your stepmom back there?

- Yeah.

- Why's she so mad?

- I made her wait 10 minutes because practice ran late.

- The way she was yelling at you

I thought you robbed a bank.

- No she just has a really bad temper.

- I'm sorry I didn't realize how bad it was.

- Don't really like talking about it but

I'm pretty sure she hates me.

- She doesn't hate you.

How could your dad marry someone who hates you?

- She never shouts at me when he's around.

It's like she's two different people.

But, it's like I'm the only one connecting my dad

to his original wife.

If I didn't exist then she'd have this perfect

baggage free life that she's always wanted.

- Hey a bunch of us are going to Juniors

tomorrow night after the Mr.Attaway winner is announced.

If you want to come?

- Really, even if I lose.

- Win or lose.

There will be a seat waiting for you.

- Thanks Rhyme.

- Okay, guys I know sound like a conspiracy theorist

but can we all just agree that this competition is rigged.

I mean Hamilton has all the qualities

that Mr.Attaway should have.

He's kind,

and smart,

and he plays an instrument.

- Are we really going to call the ukulele an instrument?

- So he's going to the woods for eight weeks

with a girl who's obsessed with him?

- Yep and he was kinda hiding it from me.

- That's shady.

- I know.

- I'm sorry.

- Thanks.

- Guys it's starting.

- Hello Attaway High and welcome to the live stream of

the 47th annual Mr.Attaway contest.

Over the past few days we've been working tirelessly

to showcase your nominees.

So sit back, relax,

and watch as some of Attaway's finest men

fight for the title of Mr.Attaway.

Up first and representing the freshman class

we have Jax.

(clapping)

For the sophomore class we have Ezra.

(clapping)

For our junior class we have Tim.

- Wooh

- And for our senior class we have

Steven here,

Apparently he came down with a case of senioritis.

Okay moving on,

up first is a crowd favorite,

the Attaway dance off.

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

- You guys how did we not know that

Tim was actually an okay dancer.

(whistle)

(lauhging)

- Moving onto the question round.

Up first we have Jax,

Jax our question for you,

what is the thing you're proudest of in your life?

- Um really proud of all the houses I've built

for habitat for humanity.

- Awh

- You know, I don't even swing that way,

but that Jax kid is the whole package.

- So he builds houses for people in need?

Anyone can do that.

- Do you?

- No,

but I could.

- And Tim your question.

If high school's taught you anything so far

what is it?

- Expect the unexpected.

See we all have this vision of what our high school

experience is gonna be like,

but it usually doesn't always pan out that way.

So just get ready to roll with the punches.

- So inspirational.

And Ezra,

oh this is a good one,

If you could turn back time

what's one thing you would do differently?

- Well that's easy,

see there's this girl,

and she's pretty amazing

but I was stupid, and insecure, and I doubted her.

I guess I was just trying to play it cool

but I ended up being a jerk.

So if I could turn back time

I wouldn't have loss my chances with her.

- How tender.

- Omg was that about you?

- That was definitely about you.

- It could be about someone else.

- No, that was definitely about you.

- Now if everyone watching

could please open their Mr.Attaway app.

You guys can all cast your vote

as per Principle Mather's request

there is a write-in option

but I think we all know there is a clear winner here.

We will be back momentarily to announce

this years Mr. Attaway.

- You think I can vote for more than one person?

Because I really don't know who to vote for.

I mean I've known Tim longer,

but Ezra did really well too.

- He just apologized for being a jerk,

and called you amazing on T.V.

with the whole school watching!

(intense music)

- Let's give it up one more time for this years contestants.

(clapping)

- This is also a good time to thank our sponsor Jitterbug

the winner will be taking home 12 cases of Jitterbug.

- Wasn't Jitterbug shut down by the FDA?

- Shhhh

okay time to announce the winner

of this years 2019 Mr.Attaway competition.

And the winner is,

Hamilton.

(victory horn)

- Wow okay well Hamilton,

come find me later to collect your prize.

- Guys, hot Ham!

I knew he could do it.

I have to go find him.

- heh

- Hamilton huh?

- I mean, good for him you know

I hope Tim is doing okay.

I, well, he got further than I expected him to.

(soft guitar music)

- So that girl you were talking about?

- I don't know what my problem is,

school, at home,

it's been a weird few months for me.

But I really like you and it kinda worries me.

- How bout a second chance?

Looks like he ended up winning something after all.

- Hey uh,

can we talk?

- Yeah.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- I'm sorry about not telling you about camp.

If it really bothers you I just won't go.

- It's a good opportunity for you.

You should go.

- You still seem mad though.

(clinking)

- Can we just talk about it later?

- I would like to propose a toast.

Here is to new beginnings,

fresh starts,

making new friends,

but not forgetting about the ones who always stuck around.

- Cheers.

- [Together] Cheers!

- Can y'all just date already!

- Rooney.

- What y'all can't stop smiling at each other.

- Okay, I'm officially embarrassed.

- Well what do you say?

Should we give the people what they want?

- Guess who's back from Texas y'all!

- Berdie.

- Rooney, Quinn.

- God, please never disappear again.

- I won't.

- Are you back for good?

- I am of course Attaway is my home

and this is where all of my friends are.

How could I stay up to date on all the drama?

- Is it just you? Or.

- TK

well he stayed in Texas with my dad

but I brought these for you.

He told me to give them to you.

- What are those?

- Ezra, don't!

- Are these love letters?

- No!

Well, I mean, I don't-

(melancholy music)

- [Narrator] Next time on Chicken GIRLS.

- Look I know things have been weird between us

since the whole letter thing.

- Apparently some freshmen girl

has just been nominated for the journalism award.

- Me?

- I don't know what to say to Drake.

- What aren't you answering him?

- I don't know I thought it was something to do with Angie

but maybe it's something different.

- Hey can we talk for a second?

- We just wanted the chicken girls

to hangout before school let's out.

- Yeah Rhyme that's such a crime, Oh that rhymes (laughs)

- Ellie if you're going to do this all summer, I'm out.

(mischevous music)