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All: Happy birthday!

Rhyme: Previously on "Chicken Girls"...

This is just like old times.

I saw you and Robby kissing the other day.

- It's not what it looked like. - Why do you keep lying?

- And new times. - I just don't want there to be any drama.

Flash, what's going on?

How about you ask him who WarriorPrincess03 is?

That's me.

So you've been talking to that girl online or something?

This is over. Me and Flash are officially done,

and apparently Ellie and Robby have been secretly dating.

What?

Are these my photos? You did this?

Ezra: Hey, what's going on? You okay?

I just saw Rooney kissing my ex-boyfriend.

She didn't even tell me that she liked him.

That's so not cool.

Birdie: What are you doing here? I was in a coma!

You weren't there for any of it!

The truth is I'm just not good for you, Birdie.

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- What's the rush? - It's teacher takeover day.

Which means if you're late, you can't get in trouble.

There's only one problem with that.

What's that?

I'm one of the teachers.

Bye.

♪ We fly so high ♪

♪ We fly together ( fly together ) ♪

♪ We are a girl gang ♪

♪ Like birds of a feather ( birds of a feather ) ♪

♪ We fly so high ♪

♪ We fly together ( fly together ) ♪

♪ We are a girl gang ♪

♪ Like birds of a feather ( birds of a feather ) ♪

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♪ All of my life ♪

♪ I'm chasing diamonds ♪

We just don't have anything right now.

It says you guys need help in the window.

Yeah, I know. It's probably an old sign.

Listen, kid, if you're hungry,

I could probably throw some free grub your way.

I mean, nobody eats these days, you know?

These pale kids come in here looking hungry

and they don't order anything.

I don't need food. I need a job.

I understand that, kid,

but I just don't have anything for you.

I'm sorry.

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- What can I get you? - Just the usual.

There you go, young man.

Thank you.

Spike, right?

Yeah.

You know you're the reason I got suspended?

I did a lot of stupid things I regret last semester.

Sorry.

You looking for a job?

Yeah, but they're not hiring here,

and I need the extra money.

Well, my cousin owns the place.

I can talk to him and see if...

Wait.

Why would you wanna help me?

I got my second chance,

and you deserve one, too.

Look, thanks and everything

but I'm not taking any handouts.

I got myself into this mess,

so I'm gonna get myself out of it.

Suit yourself.

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♪ La la, la la la ♪

♪ La la, la la la la ♪

♪ La la, la la la la ♪

♪ La la, la la ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

♪ Oh, na-na ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

( sighs )

I remember my first teacher takeover.

It cracks me up.

What's so funny?

No one ever takes it seriously.

Personally, I think the teachers just like taking the day off.

Well, personally, I take it very seriously.

So you better stop disrupting my class

or else I'm gonna give you detention!

Dang, Luna.

Hey, Rhyme. How you doing?

Fine.

Um, good luck teaching class today.

Thanks.

The Titanic set sail on April 10, 1912.

Only five days later, it ran into an iceberg at full speed

in the middle of the North Atlantic ocean.

Many passengers had read that the ship was unsinkable.

Pretty laughable now.

A ship runs into an iceberg and 1,500 people die!

Lying kills.

Okay, "Romeo And Juliet."

We should all know the basic plot.

Two star-crossed lovers fall madly in love

and then they die.

How romantic.

Uh, excuse me, Rhyme.

That will be Miss McAdams to you.

I think you're glossing over a lot of the story.

I mean, if you remember the musical last semester--

Oh, I remember the musical just fine.

It seems like other people may have forgotten it, though.

- Sorry I'm late. - Yeah, you are.

- We were just talking about you. - Sorry.

All right, well, sorry is not gonna cut it.

Like I was saying, the whole point of this

is that Romeo is going to a ball to find Rosaline.

And then in walks Juliet, and all of the sudden

he's totally in to her and forgets about Rosaline.

Any questions?

Yes, Ellie?

Well...

see, Jack and Rose,

they were pretending the whole time,

but in the end, he saves her.

And your point is?

Well, see, Rose was just trying to do the right thing.

Rose was trying to be a strong, independent woman.

But she can--

she can still do that with Jack.

I hate to break it to you,

but that movie is make-believe.

Actually, it's based on a-- on a true story.

Well, history is based on fact.

Things will happen, and things have consequences.

And if you can't handle it, get a life preserver.

Well, class was a little awkward today.

I feel like such a bad friend.

I should've spoken to her first.

Yeah, I know.

I feel bad, too, but, I mean, it's not like she was heartbroken.

- She broke up with me. - Yeah, I know.

I just honestly thought she was over it.

Yeah, me, too.

Should I talk to her or just leave it?

I don't-- I don't know what to do.

And I can't even get ahold of Birdie.

Well, isn't she still in Texas, right?

She's probably just, like, busy with family or something.

I don't know. Look, seeing Spike was the last thing she needed.

She was just starting to act like her old self.

It's gonna be fine.

She'll be fine, and so will Rhyme.

You're always worrying about everyone else.

But maybe it's time you worry about yourself a little more.

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( door slams )

Sorry. Didn't mean to do that.

That's okay. Rough day?

Not the best.

If you can't trust your friends, who can you trust?

Good question. What should the answer be?

You have an answer for everything.

- You're a huge know-it-all. - Gee, thanks.

I didn't mean it like that.

That's okay.

What are you working on?

Tim assigned me to write this article

about the cafeteria banning all foods with nuts.

Thrilling, truly.

"Nut Allergies Strike Back."

That's not a bad title, actually.

Thanks.

You know what? Actually, I gotta go. See you later.

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Hey, guys!

Okay, we are not having drama like we did last semester.

So, who wants to talk first?

( overlapping chatter )

Okay, that's it.

That's it! That's it!

That's it!

Mom, I told you I want to stay in one place for once.

I want to finish high school in Attaway.

Mom.

No, I'm not going on tour with you.

I don't care how desperate you are.

♪ Girl, you got tears already flowing from your eye ♪

Why is she the worst?

♪ You said it's over ♪

I'm sorry.

I just feel like she's jealous

that I'm choosing someone else over her.

Can't she hire someone else to go on tour with her?

Well, she isn't exactly the world's best boss.

♪ But that was almost a year ago ♪

Well, if somebody needs the money, they'll suck it up.

♪ So why can't I just let it go? ♪

Yeah.

♪ I miss the sound of your voice ♪

So he had a girlfriend the whole time

- he was talking to me? - Yep.

Wow! That's so shady.

Ariana said it best, thank you...

...next.

♪ Felt so right, baby ♪

Amen.

Everything's been so topsy-turvy lately.

I mean, Ellie's been lying about Robby.

Pretty sure that Rooney and Drake are, like,

dating or something.

And Ezra is literally

the most confusing person I have ever met.

Mercury must be in retrograde.

Huh?

Astrology?

♪ I tried so hard to let it go ♪

Never mind.

Is it weird that I still want this make-under?

I mean, this whole being part of the people thing

feels so relatable.

I-- I think you need new pants.

I bought them like that.

You can buy pants with holes in them?

♪ So right lately ♪

Still not cute, though. I don't-- sorry.

Sorry, dude. Doors haven't opened yet.

No, I'm not here for the concert.

So, what's this?

My mom needs an assistant to go on tour with her.

It pays well, and the tips are good, too.

She can be difficult,

but you seem like a tough guy.

It'll help you start over.

Thanks, man. I don't--

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Rhyme: Next time on "Chicken Girls"...

Ace: 'Sup? Your boy is back in town!

Baby, we ready to get it.

Wait a minute. Where are all the girls at?

It's called an escape room.

We are not leaving this room

until everyone is friends again.

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