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[ music playing ]

Rhyme, you'’re our new Juliet.

Rhyme: Previously on "Chicken Girls"...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, no kissing.

Sorry, no kissing.

The mono. Mono.

- No kissing! - Calm down. I'’ll be your nurse.

You and Quinn have gotten really close recently, huh?

And now you both have mono.

- Rooney. - Robby.

Uh, no thanks.

- Robby'’s back. - [ screams ]

- Who would do this? - What about Robby Robbins?

They found a can of spray paint in my locker. I got suspended.

Well, at least we'’re under house arrest together.

Being stuck here isn'’t so bad after all.

This can'’t be left alone.

You'’re a completely different person.

If you don'’t like it, you don'’t have to worry about being my friend anymore.

Yes, I'’m trying, I promise. Nobody likes me here.

Don'’t worry. I'’ll be debuting a new boy toy on Halloween.

For the record, this is a date.

Birdie: If my mom finds out, she'’s going to kill me.

[ needle buzzing ]

- Man: Ace, Tiger, we'’re leaving. - Okay.

Absolutely no parties at the house while we'’re gone.

Guys, come on.

I would never do that to you guys.

I respect you and this house.

[ music playing ]

♪ We fly so high

♪ We fly together [ fly together ] ♪

♪ We are a girl gang

♪ Like birds of a feather [ birds of a feather ] ♪

♪ We fly so high

♪ We fly together [ fly together ] ♪

♪ We are a girl gang

♪ Like birds of a feather [ birds of a feather ] ♪

[ music playing ]

- Hey, Rhyme. - Howdy, cowboy.

Hey, are you going to Ace'’s Halloween party tonight?

Who'’s Ace?

Little freshman kid

who started the incredibly rudimentary app "Sup".

Yes, that would be him.

Nah, that'’s-- it'’s really not my scene.

Plus, I'’m in the middle of the new Jonathan Safran Foer novel, so.

Yeah, I don'’t know who that is.

But you'’re seriously going to stay home

and read during Halloween?

That'’s basically it.

Well, I just thought maybe we could go together.

You know, since after we almost kissed it was kind of like--

Oh, Rhyme, that was on stage.

Yeah, but it wasn'’t in the script.

I was taking creative license.

- I was just being an actor. - Oh.

You didn'’t think I was Drake then, did you?

When I'’m on stage I'’m fully my character.

Yeah, yeah.

Have fun... reading, I guess.

Oh, Rooney.

- I was just leaving. - Rooney, wait.

What? I have nothing to say to you.

We haven'’t spoken in two weeks

and I know it'’s because of Hamilton.

You don'’t have to be a genius to figure that out.

But, Rooney, I really-- I didn'’t--

Oh, you didn'’t. You know what?

It'’s times like these I am so grateful

that you'’re not my blood sister

because a real sister would have never done something like this.

We were just hanging out.

I didn'’t kiss him.

I would never do that to you.

- Oh, you didn'’t? - No.

You still went behind my back, Quinn.

Rooney.

So, we'’re going to that freshman'’s party tonight, right?

Uh, Ace'’s?

Uh, yes, Tim. Keep up.

Yeah, I mean, I was planning on going.

- So we'’ll go together then. - Sure, okay.

I have this really cool Zorro costume.

We'’re all going as cats

and you can be my little mouse.

Get it?

What? It'’s cute.

Playing little cat and mouse.

Please, Tim.

Fine.

I'’ll save Zorro for next year.

Party tonight, DJ by yours truly.

DJ Sup.

And what am I?

Just let me handle this.

It'’s DJ What and I'’m DJ Sup.

Let'’s go, baby.

Sup is dead.

Sup lives on forever, my friend.

Hey, he lives through the music!

Oh, yeah, we'’re gonna party like it'’s 2016.

2016 was a terrible year.

Say less.

Oh, we'’re gonna party like that mono outbreak never happened.

Bro, mono. Don'’t talk about mono.

You'’re scaring people away.

Need some help?

Rude much.

I was just trying to get ready.

Just let me help you.

You'’re tying it wrong.

How'’s studying going?

Boring.

I wish you could come with me to the party.

Yeah, I know, I hate being suspended.

Do you like my outfit?

I think the Bs are probably gonna hate it.

Don'’t worry about what they think.

They'’re just jealous that you don'’t have to try as hard to look good.

And I think you look really cute.

Thanks, Robby.

I could probably distract my mom

and we could sneak out and go to the party together.

You'’d cover for me like that?

Don'’t make it a big deal or anything.

[ music playing ]

- Hey, Rooney. - Hey, Robby.

- What are you supposed to be? - Uh, myself.

I'’m hoping people would see the real me.

Wow. That was deep.

So, are you doing okay?

Well, being suspended sucks.

Ellie'’s mom hates me.

My mom is mad at me but she can'’t be bothered.

And nobody believes that I'’m innocent.

Besides that, yeah, it'’s great.

I believe you.

You know, you'’re the last person I expect to believe me.

I don'’t know if you'’ve noticed recently

but things have gotten pretty weird around here.

So you'’re kind of the least of my worries.

Oh, I fully noticed.

Well, to surviving it.

I'’ll drink to that.

[ music playing ]

Sup, Kayla.

Stop trying to make sup a thing.

Stop trying to kill our vibes.

Was I talking to you?

Come on, I wanna go dance.

Go for it, babe.

- I wanna dance with you. - Can it wait?

I'’m kind of in the middle of something.

We'’re here in couple costumes.

Salt can'’t be walking around without pepper.

Then it just looks like I came here salty.

Didn'’t you, though?

[ laughs ]

- Flash. - Flash.

Sorry, babe.

Kind of spinning tracks.

♪ Work it out, work it out

♪ Party coasters to treat me right ♪

♪ You gotta help me out [ help me out ] ♪

♪ Thrill emotions to breathe your light ♪

♪ Don'’t you worry baby ♪

What in the H-E double hockey sticks are you wearing?

This is not what we meant when we said dress up like a cat.

This is so embarrassing for you.

What are you, 12?

Robby said I looked cute.

He was obviously lying to you.

We need to fix this monstrosity.

- You said dress like a cat, so... - We can help you.

We need scissors.

[ music playing ]

Hey, you okay?

I'’m fine.

What happened to the costume?

Told you the Bs would hate it.

Okay, well, I think you look beautiful

no matter what you wear.

I need air.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Haven'’t seen you guys at all lately.

Yeah, well, thanks for making me feel guilty again.

Maybe you wouldn'’t feel so guilty if you didn'’t act

- like a total B. - Whoa!

You'’re nearly just as bad.

It'’s always about Flash, Flash, Flash, Flash, Flash.

Yeah, well, I'’m over Flash.

What?

Flash is a total jerk.

We came in a couple'’s costume

and he won'’t even take a five minute break

from the DJ booth to dance with me.

Yeah, well, the Bs completely destroyed my costume.

So, not only am I uncomfortable I'’m also very cold

and not to make things weirder

but I think I like Robby Robbins.

Which sucks.

So, I'’m sorry, Rhyme.

I like someone who doesn'’t like me back.

I like an aspiring DJ.

Uh, excuse me.

I need to go put the dog back on his leash.

Yeah, you know, I DJ a lot.

Move.

I'’m gonna go grab my jacket, call it a night.

I get it. I probably won'’t be too far behind you.

Hey, Ellie.

What'’s wrong?

I just-- I wouldn'’t trust Beatrice.

The Bs are all lying, backstabbing, nasty Bs.

Just because they screwed you over doesn'’t mean they'’re out to get everyone else

or everyone'’s out to get you.

Well, whatever, don'’t say I didn'’t warn you.

[ knocking on door ]

Someone'’s in here.

[ knocking on door ]

Ugh! What is it?

What are you, stalking me?

Birdie, you need to do the right thing.

I don'’t know what you'’re talking about.

Yes, you do.

And I'’ll give you till the end of Thursday to turn yourself in.

If you don'’t, I'’ll do it myself.

You know the thing about you, Rooney?

You are such a good friend,

but you'’re a real pushover.

You would never turn me in

because it would break your precious little heart.

My heart is already breaking seeing you throw your life away like this.

You need to get this through your head.

I don'’t care what you think,

I don'’t want your advice,

and I definitely don'’t want you to feel sorry for me.

I'’m fine.

Better than ever.

[ music playing ]

Is that a tattoo?

It'’s not real.

Is it?

Is that a tattoo?

Birdie, is that a tattoo?

Pretty cool, huh?

Is it real?

You think I'’m a fake? Of course it'’s real.

You'’re so naive.

What, are you gonna tell her mommy?

Boo!

It'’s you.

So does Birdie have a tattoo?

It'’s just temporary, right?

It'’s a hundred percent real.

It looks like a teapot from here.

- I can'’t really tell. - It'’s a bird!

It'’s a stupid little bird that'’s gonna be on her body forever.

It'’s a bird? Like Birdie?

It'’s a little on the nose.

♪ Tell me that'’s real love ♪

♪ '’Cause with you I'’m superhuman ♪

♪ Superhuman