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[chorus singing]
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Where am I?
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[God]
Hi, Nora, you're dead.
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What?[God] Yeah.
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Who is that? Who's that?
Laverne Cox? Who's that?
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[God]
No, I get that a lot.
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It's God.
You're in heaven.
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I'm in heaven.
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That's tight!
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I mean, it's cool
that I'm in heaven.
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I'm just, um...
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I'm just really gonna miss
my-- my grandma...
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and my dad.
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[God]
That's sweet.
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Did you visit them often?
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I lived with them.
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[God]
You lived with them?
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Honey, you're almost 30.
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So what? I'm--
Are you judging me right now?
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Like what--?
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We all have
our own circumstances.
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[God]
So like were you injured
or in between jobs?
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What was the deal there?
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I was getting my PhD.
I was on sabbatical.
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[God]
Girl, I'm God.
I know when you're lying.
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If you know I'm lying,
then why-- why even ask?
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You know what I mean?
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[God]
It's obviously a test, Nora.
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Hmm, guess what else
is a test.
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You being a bitch.
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[God]
Excuse me?
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Did you just call God
a bitch?
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Yo.I'm pretty sure you did.
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No, I didn't.I got playback, watch.
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[tape rewinding]Stop, stop, stop.
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Guess what else
is a test.
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You being a bitch.
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[God]
Okay, that's it.
I'm done here.
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No, no, give me one more.
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[God, echoing]
No...
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[Grandma]
Nora?
What?
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Nora?Grandma?
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Nora![screaming]
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Nora!Jesus!
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Time to get up.
Come downstairs.
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I just made some jook.Jook.
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Oh! Look at your room.
It's such a mess.
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No, it's not.
It's not that bad.
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It's like a possum
lives here.
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No, they don't.And there's a Fruit Roll-Up
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stuck on your lampshade.
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What are all these
H Mart shopping baskets?
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I'm... saving
the environment.
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Reusable for groceries,
laundry.
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That one's reusable
for general.
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I just reuse that.
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You are a hoarder.
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What about your desk?
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How do you get any work
done on your desk?
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What desk?
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And I am not a hoarder.
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[sighs]
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Nora, grow up.
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You're too old
for this.
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Come on, throw some
of this stuff away.
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No, not that one.
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Can you at least throw away
this bag of trash?
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That, okay, fine.
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If you're gonna
live at home,
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clean your room.
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Hoarder.I'm not a hoarder!
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I collect things.
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♪♪
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[Nora]
Oh, shit!
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420, gang-gang!
It's good-good.
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How you doing, Teddy?
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Hey, Nora.
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Man, your parents got you
on trash duty, too?
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What a suck fest.
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I'm like, can I get
a off day?
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Aren't you like 27?
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You need help
buying liquor?No.
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Oh.No, no.
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I'm taking my SATs
next week.
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Oh, man.
[chuckles]
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I hate the SATs.
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Yeah, um, you know,
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they're pretty
important, though.
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You know, if I get
a good enough score,
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I can get into
a top college
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and go to law school
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and hopefully pursue my dream
of being a sports attorney.
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[inhales, exhales]
Yeah, see, you already know
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what you're gonna do
when you grow up?
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Of course.
I don't wanna end up
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like one of those losers
who just lives
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with their parents at home
and floats through life
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like a townie log.
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[laughing]
Cig burned it.
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'Cause that's the--
Do you dab?
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You into dab?No, no.
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It's a Teva.
It's daytime.
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I'm fine, but
thank you, Nora.
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[sighs]
Sad.
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[coughing]
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♪♪
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Dad?What's up?
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Am I a townie log loser?
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No, you're not a loser.
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Sure, you still live
at home.
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You got kicked out
of the dental assistant
training.
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But if you compare yourself
to your cousin Edmund,
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who just bought
an apartment complex,
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all cash...
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No, you're not a loser.
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Yeah, well, Edmund
has a vestigial tail.
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Okay, so he's not winning
the race of life either.
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I told you, we don't talk
about Edmund's vestigial
tail, all right?
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It's this long.
Disgusting.
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It's disgusting.
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Shoot, I forgot
to feed the turtle.
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Carmela, wake up,
it's breakfast time?
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Nora, I wanna
show you something.
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Yeah.
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Oh, what's--
What's that?
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This is a picture
of my vagina
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after my hysterectomy.Okay.
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This is what happens
when you get old.
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Good thing is
that you still young.
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And more important,
your vagina's still young.
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Right.You have your whole life
ahead of you.
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I know you will live
special life.
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[plastic crinkling,
dramatic music playing]
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Oh, I got something
stuck to my teeth.
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[dramatic music continues][scratching]
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You know what?
It is, Grandma.
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I-- I--
You know what?
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I can't live
a special life...
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here, right?
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I think-- I think
I need to move out.
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Well, then move out.Yeah.
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You don't wanna end up
like Esther Wong,
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sleeping in the same room
as her 89-year-old parents.
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Jesus.It's like a Chinese version
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of "Willy Wonka."Right.
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You know what?
I'm gonna do it.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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Hey, Dad?
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What's up, Princess?
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I just talked to Grandma.
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I think I'm gonna
move out.
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Okay.
Where you gonna live?
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I don't know yet,
but Chenise
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just bought this
big-ass apartment.
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Who?
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Chenise, my friend
from high school.
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She's a badass lawyer.
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Nora, we are
so proud of you.
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Thanks.I'm sad,
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but also happy.
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Me too.
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[speaking Chinese]
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What are you doing?Sorry.
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I just thought
we'd have a moment.
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It's our mother tongue.Oh.
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♪♪
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What's up? What's up?What's up? Hi, babe.
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How are ya?Good, how are you?
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Good. Thanks
for letting me crash.You're welcome.
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Here you go.
Any time.
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Look, you can eat whatever
you want in the fridge,
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but don't ever pick up
my landline.
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And the second bedroom
that I'm renovating,
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there's actually black mold
under the floorboards,
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so like don't go in there.Oh, yeah.
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Okay, I won't go in there.Yeah, okay, cool.
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Yeah, what's up
with this place, though?
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It smells like, uh,
B.O. and tofu water.
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I know,
it's amazing, right?
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Yeah, sure.Oh, okay, okay, okay.
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That's Corn.
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[whispers]
Easy, easy, slow.
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[crowd exclaiming]
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[Nora]
That's Corn?
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That's the guy you've been
trying to get with?
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Yeah.[voice on phone]
You have a ride request.
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Oh, look at that.
I got a customer.Okay.
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Make that money!Yeah, okay.
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Wakanda.Don't do that.
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[car alarm chirps]
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♪ We go to work
work, work, work... ♪
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I've always been
into country.
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Love Miranda Lambert.
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Think she's super talented.
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Celebrity threesomes.
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Mm, probably Danny DeVito
and Rhea Perlman.
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'Cause I've always
wanted to be the tall one.
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[music, bell dinging]
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I had a full
row of teeth
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behind a second
full row of teeth.
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Bite into a piece
of matzah,
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the whole thing
would disintegrate, man.
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My parents actually
left me at the Grand Canyon.
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Kinda like Joe Dirt.
I love Dana Carvey.
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[music, bell dings]
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What you got there,
a bassoon?
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Um, it's a ukulele.Ah, yes.
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An "ook-oo-lele."
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Beautiful instrument.
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One of my favorite
musicians actually is
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Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.Hmm.
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He's dead, but his music
lives on. Beautiful body.
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Sorry, can you watch
the road, please?
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Yeah, yeah, you got it.
You got it.
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Yeah, I-- I too used
to dabble in music
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back in high school.
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But they should've
called it bi-school
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'cause I was bi
as fuck back then.
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Bisexual.
Um, vagina and penis.
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Sorry, do you mind
going a little faster?
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It's just I'm gonna be
late for this gig.Oh.
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Oh, cool, real gig, huh?
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Real gig, wow.
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Well, it's an open mic.
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But that's how a lot
of people get discovered.
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Hmm.
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I bet that's how they found
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.
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Matter of fact, let me
see if I still got his CD.
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[car horn blaring]
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[tires screech]
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Please pull over!
You're scaring me
and I'd like to get out!
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You wanna get out?
Why?
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Pull over now
or I'm calling the cops.
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All right,
pulling over now.
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Oh! You should know
you're a bad driver.
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Shouldn't we uplift
each other?
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One star.
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Have a good one.
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[bicycle bell ringing]
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Oh, holy shit!
Oh, my God!
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[lighter flicks, inhaling]
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Can you believe that
Commutez suspended me
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because I broke one
white girl's collarbone?
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Meanwhile my rating drops
down to a 2.0,
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which is a dope GPA,
but a shit Commutez rating.
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Oh, yeah, listen,
we need to find you a job.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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All right, any ideas?
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Architecture.
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Mm, "artiteture."
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Um, the thing with that
is I hate buildings
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and I hate the act
of building.
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Plus, don't you need
a degree for that?
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Okay, okay, okay.
Something with less education.
255
00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:26,413
Okay, my cousin works
at a convalescent home
in Yonkers.
256
00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:27,965
Do you want me to see
if they need an extra hand?
257
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,793
Yeah, nah, I can't
do that again.
258
00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:32,586
I-- I freak out old people.
I remind them of 'Nam.
259
00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,931
Okay, what else?
What else? What else?
260
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,275
[crying]
261
00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:40,965
[Nora sobbing]
I can't do anything, Chenise?
262
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,586
Okay.I am gonna die alone
263
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,620
sleeping with
my grandparents,
264
00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:50,103
like "Willy Wonka
and the Charlie Factory."
265
00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:53,482
Okay, that's nothing.
Okay, shh, shh...
266
00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:54,793
[gasps]
267
00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:58,689
I wish I had purpose
like you, you dumb bitch.
268
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,275
You're a rich-ass lawyer
269
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:01,862
and you look like
Olivia Pope.
270
00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,241
I got nothing.
271
00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:04,517
Okay, okay.
272
00:10:04,551 --> 00:10:06,137
Thank you.
273
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,793
It's gonna be okay.
274
00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:11,068
Don't light my hair
on fire again.
275
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:12,206
[sobbing]
I won't.
276
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:17,034
♪♪
277
00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:23,655
[scoffs]
Great.
278
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,724
[phone ringing]
279
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,000
Chenise?
280
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:32,310
Chenise![phone ringing]
281
00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:35,068
Chenise, your work
is calling!
282
00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:37,000
[phone ringing]Chenise?
283
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:39,689
[Chenise's voice]
In the second bedroom
that I'm renovating,
284
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:40,758
like don't go in there.
285
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:42,241
[Nora's voice]
I won't go in there.
286
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,724
[phone continues ringing]
287
00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:49,551
[creepy music playing][phone continues ringing]
288
00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:50,965
[answering machine beeps]
289
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,482
[man on phone]
Hi there.
290
00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:55,241
I'm just calling to see if
you're gonna be on tonight...
291
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:03,103
[creepy music continues]
292
00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:12,655
What?
293
00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:18,965
"420CamChicks.com"?
294
00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,689
Ugh.
295
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,034
Oh, my Go--
296
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:28,551
I helped that bitch
study for the bar!
297
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:31,517
♪♪
298
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,724
Hey there, friend.
299
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,448
You wearing a top hat?
300
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,206
Hey, how was work today?
301
00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:46,310
It was good.
302
00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,620
Yeah, you got
a big case, right?
303
00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,482
It's big.I actually heard about it.
304
00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,689
I heard about it.
305
00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:53,206
Was it called the
State vs. Ganja Gyal 420?!
306
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,586
No, no-no.
It's not what you think.
307
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,206
This is exactly what I think.
308
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,413
Here you are with a three-foot
bong dressed as Lady Liberty.
309
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,034
Okay, look,
I didn't pass the bar.
310
00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:02,068
Okay, I didn't wanna tell you
because I was embarrassed
311
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,413
and I started camming
to pay rent,
312
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,068
and it took off.
313
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,379
What were you doing
all day?
314
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,034
You know what?
No. No, no!
315
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:10,448
I don't even care
that you were camming.
316
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:13,103
All right? I lay my shit
bare to you all the time.
317
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,655
Well, you have a lot less
shame than I do, Nora.
318
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,793
Wow. Wow.Okay, well, I'm sorry.
319
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:19,034
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, that's not what I meant.
320
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:21,620
Um, you know,
you could cam, too.
321
00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:24,620
It pays really well.
We could double-team.
322
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,172
Yeah, we can double-team.Yeah.
323
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:30,000
Yeah. You know what?
I'm not mad. I'm not mad.
324
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,275
I'm just--
I gotta go cool off.
325
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,827
I'm gonna go to my room.What room?
326
00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:35,275
[sniffles]
327
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,862
[cell phone ringing]
328
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:45,034
Hi, Dora.
It's me. Grandma.
329
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,310
Hey, Grandma.
330
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,551
You okay?
331
00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:49,448
Yeah.
332
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,689
Oh, ba-ba,
you can't fool me.
333
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,965
I can tell you taking
sad shit.
334
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,793
[scoffs] Come have dinner
with us tonight.
335
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:58,241
Make you feel better.
336
00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,965
Okay. Oh, good girl.
337
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,758
Now lift up
that camera.
338
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,517
I can see your
pubic patch.
339
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,931
Disgusting. Sorry.
340
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,827
♪♪
341
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,655
Now, we were hoping
for evaluation
342
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:16,586
at 60 mil, but one VC
actually valued I set up
343
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,689
to a hundred, so I really
saw the potential
344
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:22,172
in our app to get
rid of homeless people.
345
00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:24,896
Mm, yeah, homeless.
346
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:26,448
Gross.Yeah.
347
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:29,034
You didn't tell me
Edmund was coming
to dinner, Grandma.
348
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,482
Ah, isn't it great?
349
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:33,793
Your cousin in town
from San Francisco.
350
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,172
Actually, it's Palo Alto.
351
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:38,448
That's where most
of the tech industry is now.
352
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,241
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
353
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,379
Yeah, I only go
to San Francisco
354
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:45,103
to get my Tesla
serviced.
355
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:46,758
Yeah, more like
his testes serviced.
356
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,000
[laughing]
357
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,896
[Wally]
You know, Nora here's
moving out.
358
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,896
She's starting
her own career.
359
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,689
Oh, yeah?
How's that going?
360
00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,310
It's going super dope,
super dope, super dope.
361
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:01,862
Uh, got temporarily fired
from Commutez.
362
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:04,034
Yeah.What? Where does
this Commutez live?
363
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,724
I'm gonna eat her ass.
364
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:09,034
Grandma, it's
"beat" her ass.
365
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,172
Yeah.Hey.
366
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:13,689
Maybe Edmund can
get you a job. Huh?
367
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,034
What do you say, bro?
368
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,379
Uh, well,
Uncle Wally,
369
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:20,896
it's kinda hard
to get a job in tech.
370
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:23,034
Most of my colleagues
went to Ivy League schools.
371
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,655
Most have advanced degrees.
372
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:29,448
And Nora has a certificate
from ITT Tech?
373
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,620
Oh, she loves computers.
374
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:34,034
Maybe she work
for Apple store.
375
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,689
Yeah, more like
the Microsoft store.
376
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:39,310
[laughing]
377
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,896
Bill Gates sucks.Yeah.
378
00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:45,482
You know, actually, Edmund,
I just got offered
379
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,034
a really cool job
in tech.
380
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:50,241
Really cool, solid pay,
good benefits, yeah.
381
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,586
What?I get Delta Dental.
382
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,896
Really?Yeah.
383
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:55,689
Oh, you see?
My girl got special job.
384
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:56,931
Thanks, Grandma.
385
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,482
Princess,
I'm so proud of you...
386
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,034
Thanks, Dad....if that's true.
387
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,172
It's true.
388
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:03,551
What's the start-up?
389
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,068
Um...
[clears throat]
390
00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:09,275
[Chenise]
Nora, we got 200 guys
391
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,344
waiting to go live.
392
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,275
We're gonna make bank.
393
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:13,689
They've been asking me
to double-team
394
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,517
with an Asian
dragon lady for weeks.
395
00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:17,310
You know that
a dragon lady
396
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,517
is different than
an actual dragon, right?
397
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,965
They're filling up.
We gotta move.
398
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,655
Oh, no, no.
You know what?
399
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,482
No, I can't.
I can't do this.
400
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:29,275
And we're live. [rap music playing]
401
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,068
Yeah.
402
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,034
This how I dance.
403
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,344
That's how I dance.
404
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:40,379
At home, alone.
405
00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,517
I don't know how,
but I think they're liking it.
406
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:45,000
Guy from Tasmania
just donated a big coin.
407
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:46,482
Really?Yeah.
408
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:49,517
Whoa, I'm gonna get
that Bazos money.
409
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,137
Yeah, I'm gonna
back up the truck.
410
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:55,517
Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
411
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,586
Oh, you're lit.I'm lit.
412
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,482
No, no, you're on fire.I'm on fire.
413
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:01,896
Your tail!What?!
414
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,379
Turn around!Oh! I'm on fire!
415
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,965
Whoa, Chenise!
Get it out!
416
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,413
Sorry! I'm sorry!
[screams]Get it out!
417
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,551
[footsteps approaching]
418
00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:15,965
[knocking on window]
Ma'am.
419
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,482
Ma'am, wake up!
420
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,000
Ma'am.Oh.
421
00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:21,551
Lower your window, please.
422
00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:25,310
Lower your window.
423
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,793
Lower your window,
please.
424
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,586
Ma'am...Was I speeding?
425
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,241
Because I did not
see that stop sign.
426
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,000
No, you're being towed
because the sign says
"no parking."
427
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,000
Says "parking anytime."
428
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,034
That says
"no parking anytime."
429
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,620
Where do you see
the "no"?
430
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,068
On the sign!
431
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,482
It says
"no parking anytime."
432
00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:47,862
I'm gonna be real with you,
all right?
433
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,482
I burned down
my friend's house.
434
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:52,068
It's a two-bedroom rental.
435
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:55,586
It's beautiful
and, um...
436
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,310
I don't know where to go.
I have nowhere to go.
437
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,241
Ma'am, I'm sorry
to hear that.
438
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,379
But could you step
out of the car, please?
439
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:05,862
[sighs]
I'm not wearing pants.
440
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:07,034
What do you-- What?
441
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,965
I like to sleep with--
442
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,724
just feeling
the surface underneath.
443
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,034
You gotta step
outta the car.
444
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,620
You're being towed.I'm just shy, you know?
445
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:16,275
So just--
if you could just...
446
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,034
Oh, absolutely.
447
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,172
[engine starts]
448
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,206
[metal grinding]Fuck!
449
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,379
[grinding continues]
450
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,827
What is that?That's a boot.
451
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,482
Ohh!
452
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,586
Nope, not today.
453
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,379
Can I ride with you?No!
454
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,103
Do you have pants?
455
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,620
[sad music playing]
456
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:50,620
No! What am I gonna do
for work?
457
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,172
Cory Underwood!
458
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:54,965
[sobbing]
I love you!
459
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,827
Yeah.
460
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:03,896
Hi, Dad.
461
00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,862
♪♪
462
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,862
Why didn't you
just come home?
463
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,068
I don't know.
My dignity?
464
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,275
So you started
living in your car?
465
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,586
I-- I wanted to prove
that I could do it on my own.
466
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,206
You know that your mother
was in labor
467
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,551
for like 37 hours?
468
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:41,827
You clung onto her uterus
like The Thing.
469
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:44,965
It was so gross, man,
I threw up on the nurse.
470
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,896
Eww.You know, the baby comes out,
it's not all clean.
471
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,379
There's all this stuff
all over it.
472
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:50,862
It looks like
the inside of a Pop-Tart.
473
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,827
And then she comes up to me,
"Do you wanna cut
the cord, sir?"
474
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,482
And I said, "Holy shit.
475
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,275
"No, I don't wanna cut
the fucking cord.
476
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,379
You cut
the fucking cord."
477
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:01,586
Is there a point?
Is this going somewhere?
478
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:06,448
You know what? It's a few
years later, right?
479
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:08,344
And you're still
hanging on.
480
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,758
Sometimes you--
you make a big move
481
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,379
because you think
you're supposed to.
482
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,034
And sometimes you make
a big move
483
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:17,827
because you're really
ready to make a big move.
484
00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:20,793
But... you know.
485
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,965
I'm always here.
486
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,551
Thanks, Dad.
487
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:30,931
Because if, you know,
if you did have
488
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,310
that 500 to get
my car out, that'd be...
489
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,103
Abso-fucking-lutely not.That's all right.
490
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,931
That's all right.Let's go.
491
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,241
Hey, Dad and Grandma,
come on in to the new room!
492
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:41,413
[Wally]
Holy shit!
493
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,310
[laughing]
What happened here?Wow!
494
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,275
I can see the floor.
495
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,827
We got a blue carpet
and everything. Who knew?
496
00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:51,068
You knew it was blue.
You knew it was blue, yeah.
497
00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,896
This is impressive,
though.
498
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,758
How many bags of like
stuff did you throw out?
499
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,724
Turns out
I didn't need to move out.
500
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:59,413
I just needed to clean up
a little bit.
501
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,724
And yes,
I was a hoarder.
502
00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:01,896
I admit that.
503
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,034
I looked myself
in the mirror
504
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,068
and I confronted it.
505
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,586
Well, good for you.
506
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,034
I mean, I'm telling ya,
I support you 1,000%.
507
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,241
Guess what I saved
of the records, Dad.
508
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,413
Actually, it was
in my keep pile.What is it?
509
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,034
My Israel Kamakawiwo'ole C--
510
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:17,862
My Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD!
511
00:20:17,896 --> 00:20:19,896
Thanks, Ma.
I've been looking for that.
512
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:21,172
[laughs]Excellent.
513
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:22,482
You can have it.
You can have it.
514
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:24,862
I am so proud of you.
515
00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,310
Thanks, Grandma.
516
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:27,655
Are you hungry?
517
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,827
I made some mapo doufu.Oh, my favorite.
518
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,103
Um, I'm good.
519
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:34,827
I'm gonna stay in
my new decluttered room.
520
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:36,724
You know, Marie Kondo
my place a little bit.
521
00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:39,655
Just hang out. Yeah.
It's gonna be good.
522
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,620
Okay.Oh.
523
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:43,896
Thanks, Dad.
524
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:46,241
♪♪
525
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:47,586
I think those
are my sheets.
526
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,896
I can't stand
Marie Kondo.Oh, that's right.
527
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,827
[man sings in foreign language]
528
00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:57,965
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
529
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:01,448
[grunting]
I will never leave you.
530
00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:04,689
I love you.
531
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,655
♪♪
532
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,551
[man]
Who the [bleep] is Awkwafina?
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