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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,690 Cutter, I'm not an alcoholic. 2 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:11,360 I've been in this business long enough to know 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,100 that the next word that comes out of your mouth 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,500 I'm calling the police. is gonna be a lie. 5 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,630 - Don't make me tase you! - On the ground, sir! 6 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:18,970 How y'all doing? 7 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:20,270 You know them? 8 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,640 I trained those two dipshits. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,370 I would say that when I... when I think about my ex-wife, 10 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:25,780 it makes me want to drink. 11 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:27,710 What did go wrong? 12 00:00:27,710 --> 00:00:30,650 Not cool, man. She's dead. 13 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:32,280 I never said she was dead. 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,520 You said you ran into a tree and she died. 15 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,250 She came close, but she pulled through. 16 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:40,260 to share something, please? Would someone else like 17 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,000 Don't drink. Don't drink. 18 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:55,540 Hey. Hey! 19 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:57,540 You got a light? Yeah? 20 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,940 I don't smoke. Once a pussy, always a pussy. 21 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,620 Dad? 22 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:11,550 Well at least your little pussy ears are still working. 23 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,560 What are you doing here? 24 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,630 I needed to see you, Sammy. 25 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,360 You couldn't call? 26 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,630 You... You're kind of catching me at a weird time. 27 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:20,900 I'm dying. 28 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:25,440 Bullshit. 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,040 Nah, I'm not dying but I sorta missed you. 30 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:28,940 So, how you been? 31 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,370 I'm... I'm perfect. Great. I'm great. 32 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:32,280 What are you doing here? 33 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,780 I'm on my way up to Vancouver to tag this broad, 34 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,310 so I thought I'd drop by. 35 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,380 Check this out. She sent me a tit pic. 36 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:39,780 She's a bit of a tease, though. She only sent me one tit. 37 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:40,980 I don't need to see that. 38 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:42,450 Cute, though, huh? Huh? 39 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,120 So what were you in the church for? 40 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,060 Uh, you in some kind of gay men's choir? 41 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,320 I run a support group. 42 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,090 What kind of support group? Oh. 43 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,260 It, uh... Is it a gay thing? 44 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,860 No, I'm not gay. 45 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:55,800 I was married to a woman, remember? 46 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,670 I-I work with people who have substance-abuse issues. 47 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:00,470 So you're still doing that. Oh. 48 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:03,010 I thought it was kind of a fad, you know, 49 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,210 like when you did karate... or went to college. 50 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,740 No, it's not a fad. Just my life. 51 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:08,580 Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good. 52 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,480 with something for a change. It's nice to see you sticking 53 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,220 Look, I-I've had a long day... 54 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:17,050 Me, too. Come on, let's go get some grub. 55 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:18,490 I'm buying. I know this great place to get lobster. 56 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:20,420 and you know that. I hate lobster, 57 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,490 Because it upsets my stomach. How can you hate lobster? 58 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:25,060 Oh cut that shit, 59 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:26,430 lobster's one of God's great delicacies. 60 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,030 There isn't a person on the planet 61 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,770 Oh, yeah? that doesn't love lobster. 62 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,630 You know what they used it for in the 1800s? 63 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,700 Fertilizer. Right. Right. 64 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,510 And those are the same assholes who also had slaves. 65 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:40,040 So if you want to support that, too, 66 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:40,910 to have dinner with you, well, then maybe I don't want 67 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:42,710 you alt-right motherfucker. 68 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:59,260 Hey, sorry I haven't seen you since your accident thing. 69 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:02,200 My accident thing? 70 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,070 the drunken car wreck Do you mean 71 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:06,540 where I almost killed my then-wife? 72 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,070 Why, did you have another one? 73 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:11,540 You got my card, though, huh? 74 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,810 No. Well, I definitely sent one. 75 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:15,280 It must've got lost or something. 76 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,810 The mail out of Bangkok's been a mess 77 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:18,410 since the rickshaws went electric. 78 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,820 Okay, here's your Rob Roy. Annette: 79 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,120 Thank you, Annette. 80 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,620 Oh, man, I'll take that. Oh. 81 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,620 And your Amstel Light. 82 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:27,160 Are you kidding me? 83 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,560 What? It's a light beer. 84 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,290 Dad, I'm sober. 85 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:32,230 was drugs and hard liquor? I thought your problem 86 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,500 Yeah, well I-if you quit the drugs and alcohol 87 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,200 you got to quit the beer, too. 88 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,500 Got it. Bring him a glass of wine, please. 89 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,170 What? No! No wine! 90 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:41,500 One glass of wine ain't gonna kill ya. 91 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,570 Little French kids drink wine at lunch. 92 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,840 I'm not a little French kid. 93 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,910 Wow. If you can't have one glass of wine with your old man, 94 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,710 than you know, buddy boy. then you got bigger problems 95 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:53,520 Yeah, okay. Now you're starting to get it. 96 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,120 Be right back. 97 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,790 Everything... You ready to order? 98 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:58,450 Yeah, two bake-stuffed lobsters, please. 99 00:03:58,450 --> 00:04:01,260 I-I can't have lobster! No, no, no! I'm not... 100 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,060 I told you that. It's hard on my stomach. 101 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,090 That's not the lobster. That's the butter. 102 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:06,260 Don't blame the lobster. The lobster did nothing! 103 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:08,200 defending the lobster?! Why are you always 104 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,400 It's like the lobster can do no wrong with you! 105 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:18,610 All right, I'll have the chicken. 106 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:21,210 Okay. 107 00:04:21,210 --> 00:04:23,010 He's a good kid. 108 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,210 some heavy stuff. He's just going through 109 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,180 Oh. 110 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:29,020 That's why I came back here... to do what dads do. 111 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,550 That's sweet. 112 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:32,420 God, I wish my dad were more like you. 113 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,890 Well, what's the matter? He wasn't around much? 114 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,560 I mean, it's just... 115 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,200 It's a long story. 116 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,360 That's okay. Go ahead. Tell me about it. 117 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,170 I want to hear your story. 118 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:49,910 Hey, man, what's up? 119 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:51,510 My Dad's in town. So, guess what. 120 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:53,310 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 121 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,780 I may have told him that you were at the church. 122 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:56,710 What? Why would you do that? 123 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,550 You know he's one of my triggers! 124 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,380 Connection" was your trigger? I thought the song "Rainbow 125 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:02,190 I've got a lot of fucking triggers! 126 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,790 All right. Sorry, dude. 127 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:05,790 Hey, uh, does he still think I'm gay? 128 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:07,590 He thinks everybody is gay. 129 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:09,590 as my friend right now, okay? Look, I'm not calling you 130 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,430 I'm calling you as my sponsor. 131 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:13,600 I need your fucking help. What are you talking about? 132 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,030 He put a beer in front of me, 133 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,270 and if... if it hadn't been an Amstel Light 134 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:18,940 a very different phone call. this would be 135 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:21,270 Oh, what an asshole. 136 00:05:21,270 --> 00:05:23,140 I really fucking wanted it, man. 137 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:28,950 It was, like, a frosted mug, just a golden amber. 138 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:31,810 Of course you did. 139 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,550 how do I... All right, so, how... 140 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,890 How do you deal with this? I don't know, man. 141 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,750 It's different for everybody. You know what I mean? 142 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,620 You got to just figure out what works for you 143 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,060 and then do that. 144 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,030 wouldn't work for you. What works for me definitely 145 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,630 I know that much. 146 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:48,060 Ben, cut the shit, all right? 147 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:48,730 I need some real advice here. 148 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:50,230 Okay. Well, just, you know, 149 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:53,770 you've done and... think of all the hard work 150 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,570 the weeks and months and years and... 151 00:05:57,570 --> 00:06:00,240 how you got a lot of people counting on you 152 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,080 and, you know, they look up to you, don't they? 153 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:08,580 all that with one drink. You know? So just don't erase 154 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:11,250 Yeah, you gotta do better than that next time. 155 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,590 I gotta go. 156 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,800 There, there. Let it all out. 157 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,130 Mm-hmm. Daddy's here. 158 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:36,010 - Hey. - Hey. 159 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:37,010 Where are your keys? 160 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:38,550 My dad has them. 161 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:40,680 Mm-hmm. You have a dad? 162 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,550 I always thought you were one of those Russian babies 163 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:44,950 who grew up in an orphanage without human contact. 164 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:46,690 Actually, pretty accurate. 165 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,760 He's a total drunk Not only do I have one... 166 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,060 who spends every waking second 167 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:52,030 trying to bone anything with a pulse. 168 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,560 Ewwww. 169 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,970 You say that, but you'll probably end up doing him. 170 00:06:55,970 --> 00:06:58,030 your Dad could possibly steal Okay, everything 171 00:06:58,030 --> 00:07:00,300 has been locked away in the safe underneath my bed. 172 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,570 You have a safe under your bed? 173 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,970 Nope. 174 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:08,180 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go check on the chili. 175 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,230 Yeah, yeah. Take it all, take it all! 176 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:03,900 Oh, yeah, take it all... 177 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,040 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 178 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,700 No, no, no. Come on! Not here. 179 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,770 Sorry, but there's someone sleeping on the couch. 180 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:12,170 Dad, please. Oh, yeah. 181 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:13,580 Oh, come on, kid, give me a break. 182 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,780 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 183 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,050 Oh, yeah. 184 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:20,720 Hey, wake up. 185 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,180 I need the couch. 186 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,090 What? No. Come on. 187 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:26,460 This is my spot. Well, no, it's my spot 188 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:28,060 until now. that I let you have 189 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:30,530 Get up. Ugh! 190 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:33,400 If I get up, then I might go out and get drunk. 191 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,860 Well, I'll buy you the first round. 192 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:38,800 Man! What the fuck? 193 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,270 Dude, now I got to plug this shit in somewhere else! 194 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,810 All right, all right, all right, fine, fine, 195 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:44,410 I'll sleep on the floor. 196 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:48,140 - Oh, yeah! - Oh, God! 197 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:50,350 Oh, take it. Take it all. 198 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,810 Take it, honey. 199 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:53,280 Oh, yeah. 200 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,950 moaning loudly ] [ Jack and Annette 201 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:59,620 Oh, yes! 202 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,160 Sounds like he really knows what he's doing in there. 203 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,960 Shut up. 204 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,300 Ahh! 205 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:11,770 Yeah. 206 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,570 Oh. Uh. 207 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:15,370 Good morning, pussycat! 208 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,640 Is Annette still here? 209 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,080 Who? 210 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,650 The woman with the daddy issues. 211 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:24,910 to school. No, she had to take her kids 212 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:29,250 Not everybody sleeps the day away like you do, kiddo. 213 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,990 Oh, hey, Jack. 214 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:33,390 Holy shit, Ben... Did you gain weight? 215 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,990 Uh, no. Actually, I lost a little bit of weight. 216 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:38,530 a new scale, kiddo. Uh, might be time to get 217 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:40,600 Hey, hope I didn't keep you up last night. 218 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,530 Oh, you mean with all that loud fucking? 219 00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:43,930 Yeah. 220 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,570 She was a screamer, huh? Yeah. 221 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:48,200 want to wash your sheets. Oh, and Sammy, you'll probably 222 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,340 Hey, I'm burning those. 223 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,340 And who is this beauty? 224 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,940 I'm Claire. 225 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:57,410 Clear? Is that some Scientology thing? 226 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,220 'Cause there's definitely something evolved 227 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,480 Okay, okay. Give it a rest. about this lady. 228 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,750 All right, all right. So what are we doing today, huh? 229 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,450 We aren't doing anythin. 230 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,760 Oh, come on, how often do we get to hang around, hmm? 231 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,560 Aren't you supposed to be up in Vancouver 232 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,560 with the uni-boober? 233 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,630 You wouldn't talk to your dad like that, would you? 234 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,700 My Dad's dead. 235 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,170 Oh, hm. Walked right into that one. 236 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:21,040 I know. 237 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,000 Let's go to the pool hall 238 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,170 like when you were a kid. and hustle marks, 239 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,310 No, I can't, I got stuff to do. 240 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:27,980 Oh, you're like that kid in that "Cat's in the Cradle" song. 241 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:30,780 All right, that's a song about a father who ignores his kid. 242 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:32,380 ends up ignoring the dad. Yeah, and then the kid 243 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,980 There are no winners here. 244 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,320 Mm-hmm. 245 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,920 God, you are a whiny fuck. 246 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,490 Look, I'm sorry if you don't think 247 00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:39,920 I was the greatest dad in the world when you were a kid, 248 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,060 Get over it? but get over it. 249 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,230 That's right, get over it. 250 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,390 'Cause until I get the kinks worked out in my time machine, 251 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:45,930 there is nothing we can do about it. 252 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,460 Now come on, I want to hang around. 253 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,870 of your... "meetings." I know. Take me to one 254 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:53,100 You want to go to one of my meetings? 255 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,070 Of course I do. 256 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,800 But first we better stop at the liquor store... 257 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,870 I'm gonna need something strong to get through that shit. 258 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,280 Very funny. 259 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,480 Hey. 260 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,620 Hey. 261 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,950 How you doing? 262 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,020 Not bad. How are you doing? 263 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:12,050 Good. Good. Great. 264 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:15,420 Um, sooo, how's Ben doing? 265 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,690 Uh, he's good, you know. Being Ben. 266 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,500 Why? 267 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,070 I was just curious, 'cause he just seemed a little... odd 268 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,300 the last time I saw him. 269 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,570 of weird when my Dad's around. Oh, yeah, he's... he's kind 270 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,900 Someone call? My ears were burning. 271 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,710 Oh, come on, Sam, Probably your syphilis. 272 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,510 you don't get syphilis in the ears... 273 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,310 at the wrong moment. unless she turns her head 274 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:37,080 Allison, this is Jack. He's my father. 275 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:37,780 No, don't... don't smile. He'll try to bang you. 276 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,050 Jack Loudermilk, Esquire. 277 00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:41,320 You're not... H-He's not a lawyer. 278 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,050 and my favorite magazin. I was telling her my name 279 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,220 I figured that, being that she's a model, 280 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,720 in the damn thing. she's probably been Here we go. 281 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,330 Okay... yeah, I-I can see the resemblance. 282 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,190 were genetic. If only charm 283 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:54,860 True dat. I-I will see you guys later. 284 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,200 I certainly hope so. 285 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,870 We could talk about your dad. 286 00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:00,070 Stop, please. 287 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,200 Stop. What? 288 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,610 2C... I'll remember that. 289 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,340 911... I'll remember that. 290 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,610 - I'm coming, I'm coming. - Come on. 291 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,220 Who wants to talk? Come on, somebody. 292 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,430 I-I-I'm sick of this shit. all right? 293 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,460 We're gonna do an exercise. 294 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:28,300 Everybody is gonna say one thing humiliating about themselves 295 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,030 that nobody else knows. 296 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:32,500 of this playing-it-safe shit. No more 297 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,440 Who's gonna start? 298 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,770 Come on. 299 00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:37,970 No. 300 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:44,080 Usually I sleep with just a shirt on. 301 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:44,610 You mean no underwear? 302 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,450 Nope. Just a shirt. 303 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,180 Sometimes just my tie. 304 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,990 Okay. That's a terrible start. 305 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:51,590 I think we can do a lot better than that. 306 00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:55,320 Who's up? I once had to watch my son tap dancing to "Disco Duck" 307 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,860 during a school talent show. 308 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,100 as humiliating as hell. That was 309 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:00,930 All right, I was fucking seven. 310 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,430 Okay, what about when you were 14? 311 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,400 Yeah, okay, all right! You used to go upstairs... 312 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,270 I-I want to hear actually in the group. from some people who are 313 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,600 I fucked a chicken once. 314 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,270 Okay, g... What? 315 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,540 I fucked a chicken. 316 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:18,680 You mean you fucked a... a chick? 317 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,680 Can I tell my own story? Thank you. 318 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,750 Yeah. 319 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:27,620 Uh, my old lady kicked me out of the house. 320 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,160 This was back in Aberdeen. I was sleeping in the barn. 321 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:35,300 And I was all pissed off and drunk out of my gourd 322 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:39,840 and there was this chicken there. 323 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:45,510 and I-I fucked it. And I, uh... I picked it up, 324 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:49,510 How is... How is that even possible? 325 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,250 Mm... 326 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,920 I-I'm not a zoologist, but I guess you got 327 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,590 to go up in where the eggs come down, right? 328 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:59,190 - that's the chicken vagina. - Yeah. I mean, 329 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:03,060 Or the chi-Gina? 330 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,260 Well, I know it wasn't the asshole 331 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,530 'cause I didn't get any shit on me or anything, you know. 332 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,330 Hey, what came first, the chicken or the egg? 333 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,270 I think I did. 334 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:18,140 Okay. We're done with that. 335 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,880 Somebody talk about something that's happening this week. 336 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,350 Who wants to start? 337 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,880 Sam, a moment? 338 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,050 Yeah. 339 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,020 All right. 340 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,690 your best, all right? Just, everybody, just do 341 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:31,820 I'll be right back. 342 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,690 Hey, padre. 343 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,490 You got your crucifix and holy water handy? 344 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:38,090 This guy's got demons. 345 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,830 Listen. I got some scheduling issues we need to talk about. 346 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,770 I-I know. Yeah. 347 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,300 We... We started late today. 348 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,840 I got my asshole father in town. 349 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,670 No, it's not about that. 350 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,840 In fact, I was gonna tell you since I gave you back the keys, 351 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,310 some... some nice changes I've noticed 352 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,720 around here. Oh, good. in some of the guys 353 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,450 I think they're really starting to put it together. 354 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,850 Mugsy is right on the verge of really getting it. 355 00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:07,120 I'm not an alcoholic? So you're saying 356 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,260 No. I don't think so. 357 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:11,390 But I've been in rehab three times. 358 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,600 Pbht! Rehab is a business. 359 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,730 That's true. It is big business. 360 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,600 So, what happened to you? 361 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,400 Hmm? Oh, nothing. 362 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,940 My parents are both on the small side, but that's... 363 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,670 Not you. Flapjacks. 364 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,470 What? Nothing. What do you mean? 365 00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:26,740 what do I mean? What do you mean 366 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,010 What happened to your arms? 367 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,280 They get blown off or something? 368 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,550 Yeah. Yeah, they got blown off in Iraq, 369 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,680 but they managed to reattach my hands. 370 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,350 They did their best. Well, you know... 371 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,250 Oof. 372 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,220 Anyway, What the fuck? I'd venture to guess... 373 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,620 ...more than half of you people are not alcoholics. 374 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,360 are you talking, buddy? What kind of shit 375 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,830 Let me ask a question... 376 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,360 Why do you guys like to drink? 377 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,630 I don't know. 378 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,360 'Cause it makes me feel good? 379 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,900 that's why I drink, too. Yeah, 380 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,900 - Really? Me, too. - Yep. 381 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,640 And what was it God said in the Bible about feeling good? 382 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,240 He said go for it! 383 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,040 He didn't say that! 384 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,580 What did Jesus do his last night on earth? 385 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,510 He partied! 386 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,980 He got his guys together, and they turned bread into wine, 387 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,920 and then they got hammered! 388 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,450 So God wants us to be happy. 389 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,190 You bet your ass he does! 390 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:15,320 But society, they demonize you guys. 391 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,860 alcohol outright... I mean, they couldn't ban 392 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,730 even though they sure as hell tried... 393 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,730 so they come at you guys another way. 394 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,130 And you wanna know why? 395 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,130 Because rehab is big business. 396 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:28,140 It's got lobbyists. And every business... 397 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:30,470 And the lobbyists for the rehab industry, 398 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:33,940 they got paid to make sure that every senator and every governor 399 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,150 voted to lower the DUI level to .08, 400 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:39,620 even though we all know that .08... 401 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,150 Well, you don't even get drunk 402 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,020 until you're into the teens, right? 403 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,750 .08? That's mouthwash. 404 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,360 Tom, I want you to leave. 405 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,420 Come on, I wanna stay. Now! Okay. 406 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:51,290 is .08. So, now drunk driving 407 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,060 So when you get arrested for drunk driving 408 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,070 you are obligated to do rehab. 409 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,900 Why? Because these lobbyists... 410 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:03,070 They got the law changed that says if you do rehab 411 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,070 from your job. they can't fire you 412 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:05,910 So, you see what they're doing? 413 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,580 They're feeding the dragon. 414 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,410 You know, it does seem that way sometimes. 415 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,250 I mean they never gave Dean Martin or Spuds MacKenzie 416 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,150 Exactly. this kind of shit. 417 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,720 And Dudley Moore's only good movie was "Arthur." 418 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,920 Yeah! 419 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,260 But how do I know if I'm not really an alcoholic? 420 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,730 Don't listen to this idiot. You're all alcoholics! 421 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,730 Just do what I do. 422 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:28,000 for one month every year I quit drinking 423 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,500 just to test the brakes. 424 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,000 If you can do that, you're not an alcoholic. 425 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,670 I've got five weeks under my belt right now. 426 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,200 Then you're not an alcoholic. 427 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,210 for nine months. I've been sober 428 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,140 Then you are definitely not an alcoholic. 429 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,010 The longest I ever been clean is five days. 430 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,880 Hmm. 431 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,820 Well, you may have a problem, chicken fucker. 432 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,220 Mm. 433 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,180 are tak... So, the bingo bitches 434 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,750 Ah! Bingo ladies... 435 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,590 Are taking Tuesdays at 8:00. 436 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:56,760 We keep Thursdays at 8:00 and move to Tuesdays at 5:00? 437 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,060 are 5:00, No, your Thursdays 438 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,960 and your Wednesday moves to Saturday. 439 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,500 Loudermilk! Cutter's choking out your dad. 440 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,100 What? 441 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,300 Accept the things you cannot change 442 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,370 you can... and change the things 443 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,770 Stop resisting! 444 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,310 Aren't you gonna break that up? 445 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,710 Or I'll shove my blue chip down your throat! 446 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,850 In a sec. Stop! He's resisting! 447 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:17,980 He's resisting! 448 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,980 How long was I out? 449 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,050 Just for a couple minutes, and you deserved it. 450 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,650 Guys are trying to walk a tightrope, 451 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,460 and you're grabbing the wire and shaking it. 452 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,520 Hey, I was just trying Hope? to give 'em hope. 453 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,290 Yeah, hope that maybe they're not as bad 454 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,790 Are you a fucking idiot? as they think they are. 455 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,930 They're worse than they think they are! 456 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,060 have for decent lives The only hope these guys 457 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,470 is to accept the fact that they can never, ever drink again. 458 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,740 Okay, relax, relax. I'm gonna get out of your hair. 459 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:44,740 I've got a masseuse coming over to work on my neck. 460 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,610 out of my hair"? How's that "getting 461 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:49,750 Don't worry, you won't even know we're here. 462 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,550 Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah. Who's your daddy? 463 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,420 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 464 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:56,950 - Oh! - Who's your daddy? 465 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,690 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 466 00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:01,420 Who's your daddy? 467 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,430 Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy?! 468 00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,690 Oh, yes! Who's your daddy?! 469 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,030 Yeah, yeah! 470 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,630 Ohh, yeah. 471 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:12,830 What's her hourly? I mean, how can he afford this? 472 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,970 Take it all. Yeah. 473 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:19,240 Take it all. Yeah, take it all. 474 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,110 I thought he was just being charming 475 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,980 when he said he was gonna give her frame damage. 476 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,910 Really? 477 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,650 You found that charming? 478 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:28,780 Well... cute. 479 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,050 Yeah. Take it all. 480 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,650 Take it all. Yeah. 481 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,860 Take it all. 482 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,390 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 483 00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:39,060 Oh, yeah! Yeah. 484 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,330 What's this? 485 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,600 I don't know. 486 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,400 Huh? I don't know! 487 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,870 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 488 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:48,070 Oh, yeah! Yeah. Yeah. 489 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,600 Get out here! 490 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,670 Right now? I'm in the middle of someone. 491 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,340 Now! 492 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,080 No, no. Don't, don't, don't. 493 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,340 Don't worry about him. Don't... 494 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,350 No, no, you don't have to leave. 495 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,820 Your neck seems fine now. I'm gonna go. 496 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,950 What are you talking about? I was just getting loosened up. 497 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,760 Hey. Come on, Svetlana. 498 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,960 We were having fun, weren't we? Come on! 499 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,290 Oh, please! 500 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,630 You happy, shitballs? Look what ya did! 501 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,470 You owe me an apology. 502 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,030 I owe you an apolog? For what? 503 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,170 hiding under the couch. Look what I found 504 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,300 That's not mine. 505 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,440 Bullshit! 506 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,170 Whose is it, then? 507 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,510 Okay, it's mine. But at least I hid it. 508 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,510 I guess I forgot how good your nose is for hard liquor. 509 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,250 is trying to be sober. I told you that everybody here 510 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,450 I think you should apologize to all of us. 511 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,450 Why? You never apologized to me. 512 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:40,520 Isn't that one of your steps? Apologizing to your old man? 513 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,330 to the people that I wronged, No! I apologized 514 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,860 Fine. not people who wronged me. 515 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,530 I'm getting the hell out of here. 516 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:49,460 No, no, no, you don't get to fucking get off that easy. 517 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,330 All right? 518 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,740 of my life like a tornado... You just blow in and out 519 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,270 Why can't you for once take responsibility 520 00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,740 for being so fucking irresponsible? 521 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:03,480 Okay. 522 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,810 I brought the flask. I'm sorry 523 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,210 Happy? No. 524 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,620 I'm talking about my whole life. 525 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,080 Oh Christ, here we go again. 526 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,290 When you were a kid, I was a good father. 527 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,290 to the liquor cabinet! You gave me a key 528 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,420 You asked me to! I was twelve! 529 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,060 Okay, so I made one mistake. 530 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,490 When I was in ninth grade, you disappeared for four years. 531 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,200 for four years! We didn't see you 532 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,560 Hey, that was between your mother and me. 533 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,570 Well, what about me, huh? 534 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:27,500 What about me, Dad? 535 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,700 That's why I came back. 536 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,710 Sure, when I didn't need you anymore. 537 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,310 terrible childhoods, okay? Look, we all had 538 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,150 I had one, my father had one, 539 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,980 you had one, and your kid's gonna have one. 540 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,850 No. No, he's not. 541 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,190 'Cause this fucked up Loudermilk legacy 542 00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:48,660 Yeah, I don't doubt that, ends right here. 543 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:50,430 what with your personality. 544 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,990 I mean, what kind of person doesn't like lobster?! 545 00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:54,460 Fuck you! No, fuck you! 546 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,260 Why can't you just admit 547 00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,470 that's really pissing you off that the thing 548 00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:59,330 is that I can drink and you can't. 549 00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,870 That's bullshit. 550 00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,410 Bullshit? Is it? 551 00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,440 I can drink and I can go to bed 552 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,340 and have a normal life. and I can get up and go to work 553 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,480 When you drink, you forget little things... 554 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,210 stupid things... like how to go to bed... 555 00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,280 how to write, how to drive. 556 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,160 by morning. I want you out of here 557 00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,830 You know what? 558 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:31,770 I'm gonna call my masseuse and tell her to come back. 559 00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,970 Hey! Hey. 560 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:41,080 Where are you going? 561 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:41,980 with my dad. I just had a blowout 562 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,780 I'm gonna go check into a hotel. 563 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,910 At 2:00 a.m.? Why don't you just... 564 00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,720 What, sleep on your couch? 565 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,090 No. 566 00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:52,050 Just go back and, you know, 567 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:52,750 with your dad. smooth things over 568 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,660 Yeah. That's not gonna happen. 569 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:59,060 I mean, I-I would... What? 570 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,600 I'd let you sleep on my couch, Loudermilk, but... 571 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,930 is like three feet long. my couch 572 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:07,270 Well, I don't mind sleeping on the floor. 573 00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:10,210 I don't know, Sam, you know? 574 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:12,070 Carl might not go for that. 575 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,880 Okay, couch is good. 576 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,050 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. 577 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:18,210 - You! Oh, who's your daddy now? 578 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:19,750 Who? Who's your daddy? Yeah. 579 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,420 Take it all. Take it all. 580 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:23,420 Sorry for all this. Take it all. 581 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:25,350 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 582 00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:29,060 Oh, take it all! Take it all! 583 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,230 I, um 584 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:33,360 I got an idea. 585 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,500 Oh. 586 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,130 Oh, yeah! 587 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:39,030 to put on some music? Do you want me 588 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,900 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 589 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:45,040 Why not? Sure. 590 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,580 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, yeah! 591 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,050 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 592 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:54,080 Who's your daddy?! Who's your daddy?! 593 00:23:58,090 --> 00:24:01,060 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy now? 594 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,460 Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy? 595 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,090 Who's your daddy? 596 00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:16,140 Who's this? 597 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:18,610 Andy Shauf. 598 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,940 Huh. Nice. 599 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,280 It's Carl's. 600 00:24:37,830 --> 00:24:40,030 What are you still doing here? 601 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:45,000 I didn't want us to end things like that. 602 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,100 We're not... 603 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,700 We're not ending anything, okay? 604 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:50,240 We're just... 605 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,970 I think we do better when we're apart. 606 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:55,640 Yeah, well, I just want you to know that, 607 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,510 no matter what you think of me, 608 00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,920 I'm very proud to have you as my son. 609 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,650 Well, thanks. 610 00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:09,920 I mean, God knows you were far from perfect, 611 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,530 but you were good enough for me. 612 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:15,860 Okay. 613 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:18,530 Anyway, I got a Vancouver cougar 614 00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:21,340 so I should hit the road. waiting up north for me, 615 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:28,080 Oh, and, Sammy... 616 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,810 you might want to keep an eye on Ben. 617 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,750 Not gay. No, 618 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:37,050 vulnerable. he just seems, uh... 619 00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:40,290 Okay, sure. 620 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,160 Give your old man a hug. 621 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,370 - Travel safe. - Mm-hmm. 622 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,900 Hey, Dad. 623 00:25:55,900 --> 00:26:00,310 Uh, I just, you know... 624 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,380 Sorry. 625 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,320 Did he leave? 626 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,460 Yep. 627 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,730 Well, say what you will about him, 628 00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:24,200 but that guy can fuck. 629 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,327 .srt Extracted, Synced and Corrected by Dan4Jem, AD.XII.MMXVII 45302

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