Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {701}{804}They say the great thing about being a kid is,|it's so easy to pretend. {806}{937}You can have a conversation|with your dog, or a baseball, or a banana. {939}{1037}Well, what if it wasn't pretend?|What if you could have a conversation? {1039}{1141}I mean, not with a baseball or a banana -|that's ridiculous. But with your dog... {1143}{1260}I mean, we don't have the same concept|of time that, for instance, people do. {1262}{1348}Because you have watches and clocks. {1350}{1473}But we do know that you go away. And it's|not like we don't know that you're gone. {1475}{1542}So, we don't know exactly how long, no. {1544}{1632}Why do dogs sniff each other's butts? {1634}{1723}Well, that's just kinda|our way of shaking hands. {1725}{1823}If you really wanna get a sense of|who somebody is, you gotta sniff their butt. {1825}{1904}Son. Stop talking to the dog. {1906}{1960}She doesn't understand a word. {1962}{2025}At first his dad thought "Hey, it's harmless." {2027}{2151}But as time went on, John crossed that|fine line between harmless and just weird. {2153}{2178}Mr Galvin. {2180}{2232}- Mr Dolittle.|- This is my son John. {2234}{2340}- John, this is your new principal, Mr Galvin.|- Nice to meet you, John. {2451}{2495}That's not good. {2497}{2551}- Nice to meet you.|- John...! {2609}{2669}It was time to put an end to it. {2703}{2770}Thank you for coming, Reverend. {2947}{3081}Leave this boy, devil man. Go now, Satan.|Take the serpent's voices with you. {3083}{3203}I command you to come outta this boy.|Come on outta this boy. {3205}{3255}God said it. Come on! {3257}{3309}I'm gonna bite ya. {3327}{3364}Get off. {3366}{3443}Get this dog... get this dog off of me. {3581}{3641}She was my best friend. {3643}{3725}You'll make some real friends now. {3740}{3816}From that day on, John Dolittle|never spoke to animals again. {3818}{3896}Someday, you're gonna thank me for this. {3898}{3952}And after a while all he could remember {3954}{4017}was that deep down|there was something missing. {4029}{4159}And, just like his dad wanted, he grew up|to be a regular guy. You know, miserable. {4161}{4215}Hey! Hey, get outta here. {4466}{4544}Stupid mutt.|A vicious animal's in the hallway. {4580}{4730}Did I mention he was a father? A lot like his|own father, who was a father to him before {4732}{4773}he himself became... {4792}{4836}She's got a giant egg. {4934}{5047}- Good morning, Charisse.|- I have changed my name to Paprika. {5049}{5123}Paprika? Paprika Dolittle.|That has a nice ring to it. {5125}{5206}Not Dolittle. Just Paprika. {5208}{5278}Well, I don't understand it.|What is that about? {5280}{5347}You know, Salt-n-Pepa? Paprika? {5349}{5451}- OK. Paprika. I get it.|- I think Paprika is a beautiful name. {5453}{5517}Really? I think Paprika|sounds like a seasoning. {5561}{5634}- Dolittle.|- He doesn't take anything we want seriously. {5636}{5680}Tell me about it. {5682}{5740}I did go over the proposal. It's unbelievable. {5742}{5837}- OK, I'm on my way in now.|- Maya, where are you going with that? {5839}{5930}- It's for my swan egg I found.|- Looks like it'd be a good omelette. {5937}{6030}- It's gonna hatch any day now.|- You'll miss that because you'll be at camp. {6032}{6171}I can't go. When a bird hatches, the first thing|it sees, it bonds with it. I want it to be me. {6173}{6274}You know, it is not healthy for you|to spend all your time with your experiments. {6276}{6375}An experiment for you would be to spend|time with kids your own age at camp, {6377}{6456}which is exactly where you're going|this Sunday - camp. {6458}{6522}And what about my pet egg? {6524}{6608}Here. Here's half a dozen pet eggs|to take with you to camp. {6610}{6675}- Stop it.|- I don't know what all the fuss is about. {6677}{6774}We went and bought you that thing -|what was that pet rat thing that we bought? {6776}{6881}- A guinea pig.|- The thing died. And it's not our fault. {6883}{6954}It didn't die.|His name is Rodney and he's in my room. {6956}{7015}So why are you bothering me|about the swan...? {7017}{7079}- I'm going to work. Goodbye.|- Bye. {7081}{7158}Have a nice day, everybody. Nice day. {7290}{7383}Johnny. Gene has got some qualms|about the new proposal. Talk to him. {7385}{7477}- No room for qualms, Gene.|- No room for qualms. {7479}{7569}- Qualms are bad.|- Qualms are bad. Listen to Johnny. {7571}{7628}I have qualms I'd like to discuss. {7630}{7743}I'm just afraid that if we let a big company|like Calnet take us over, {7745}{7813}you know, we're not gonna be us any more. {7819}{7913}- You know? We'd be them.|- Let me explain. {7926}{7994}"Them" has the best hospitals,|the best labs, {7996}{8096}and "them" is gonna pay us|a very big, giant amount of money. {8098}{8187}I swear to God that|when I think about the money, I get teary. {8189}{8282}- Look at me.|- Those are real tears in his eyes. {8284}{8388}So Saturday we're sitting down with the|Calnet people. I'm very excited about it. {8390}{8493}Hey, wait. Whoa. Saturday morning? I'm|supposed to take my family to the country. {8495}{8545}Well, don't. {8559}{8613}You see? It's happening already. {8615}{8711}- What?|- You're being forced to neglect your family. {8713}{8770}Gene, relax. No such thing. {8796}{8865}- Mrs O'Brien?|- Yes. {8867}{8946}How are you? Is your tummy still...? {8948}{9045}Saturday morning, guys.|Gene, no tank tops, please. {9047}{9116}- Mrs Parkus.|- Yes, Doctor? {9118}{9211}- Mrs Parkus. Have you eaten shellfish again?|- Just soft-shell crab. {9213}{9269}- And what's the middle word?|- Shell. {9296}{9356}Rodney's lost. He's not in his cage. {9358}{9412}Y'all get going. I'll find your hamster. {9414}{9505}- He's a guinea pig.|- Whatever. It's a rodent. I'll find the rodent. {9507}{9557}Hey, Nutmeg, let's go. {9595}{9680}You better wipe that look off your face. {9682}{9730}That's better. {9732}{9806}- She's turning into a wise ass.|- She's turning into you. {9817}{9944}You know, there's more to this HMO deal|than money. You sell, they own you. {9946}{9996}This will be good for us. {9998}{10127}I am so tired of that rap. It's always for us.|But sometimes I don't know who "us" is. {10129}{10223}What do you mean? Us is us.|Me and you and Maya and Charisse. {10225}{10358}Lisa, the more money you have, the more|time you can spend with your family. {10360}{10471}Meanwhile you'll just have to make do with|this fancy sports car you always wanted. {10473}{10557}- Right here. Beautiful.|- Oh, my God, John. You didn't! {10559}{10675}No, I didn't. But I saw how fluttery you got,|so don't tell me you don't care about money. {10677}{10780}- "John, you didn't!"|- That's not funny. {10782}{10856}So, Daddy, you have to find Rodney. {10858}{10940}- I'll put down some of that sticky paper.|- No, don't. {10942}{11030}Don't worry. You peel him|right off it and he'll live. {11032}{11169}Tell you what. I will turn the house upside|down and I will find Rodney for you. Yes? {11171}{11282}- And call me if my egg starts to hatch.|- I will call you if your egg starts to hatch. {12275}{12313}Maya! {12440}{12480}Let's go. Let's go. {12482}{12554}Get in there. And you stay in there. {12899}{12924}Dolittle. {13010}{13072}Mrs Parkus, do you have a death wish? {13074}{13128}But I took it out of the shell. {13162}{13236}- Can I talk to you for a minute?|- Sure. {13259}{13336}- You couldn't tell what it was without me?|- I knew what it was. {13338}{13391}She was frightened. She wanted her doctor. {13393}{13483}- It's a beautiful thing.|- That's a beautiful thing? {13485}{13534}- How old are you?|- 26. {13536}{13663}You spend all your time here, right? Probably|grab your naps curled up in the break room. {13665}{13741}Occasional nooky with|one of the interns in the closet. {13743}{13860}I have a real life. And I'd appreciate it if you|only called me when it was a real emergency. {13862}{13931}If a patient comes in|carrying his own head, call me. {13933}{14006}Somebody has a bicycle up their ass,|call me. Understand? {14008}{14096}Yeah, I understand.|So, you want me to give her the injection? {14098}{14184}I would not be a smart ass right now|if I was you. {14186}{14315}Making little smart statements to me|at two o'clock in the morning after I came... {14603}{14658}Is there something wrong, Doctor? {14675}{14725}No, Mrs Parkus. {14782}{14823}There we go. {14825}{14866}- OK.|- Thank you. {14868}{14906}You're welcome. {16013}{16079}Watch where you're going|next time, bonehead. {16643}{16745}Let me start by saying thank you very much|for giving up part of your weekend. {16747}{16842}We just want to make sure|we can answer any and all of your questions. {16844}{16917}We want you to be comfortable|with what we're proposing. {16919}{17021}And, speaking of which,|that explains the details of the buyout. {17023}{17130}The information you're probably|most interested in is on page four. {17132}{17211}Wow, four million dollars.|That's pretty comfortable. {17213}{17314}- I'm comfortable. You comfortable, Geno?|- I have some questions. {17316}{17371}- No, you don't.|- Yes, I do. {17392}{17450}Are we gonna have to cut back on our staff? {17452}{17519}Yes. Unfortunately,|we'll have to make some cuts. {17533}{17570}Bread? {17572}{17622}No, thank you. {17642}{17718}- "No, thank you"?|- Yeah. You offered me some bread. {17720}{17821}- I don't want any, thanks.|- So you have no problem with staff cuts? {17823}{17908}- You gonna share that bread?|- You just said you didn't want any. {17910}{17988}- What is it, some kind of joke?|- Absolutely not. {17990}{18058}- Bagel chips!|- Back off or you'll find your nuts in a tree. {18060}{18098}Where's the love? {18100}{18200}So, John, do you have a problem|with that or not? John? {18202}{18292}- Watch your head.|- That's enough meeting for me. I gotta go. {18294}{18356}This was a great meeting. Very productive. {18358}{18417}Wonderful meeting.|See you guys on Monday. {18419}{18489}I'll talk to you later. 'Scuse me. {18517}{18617}Johnny's been on call all night,|Mr Calloway. He's very excited. {18842}{18892}You gotta move it. {18936}{18992}I said let's go. You can't park here. {18994}{19096}Oh, jeez. Thanks, man.|OK, I'm moving it. Thank you. {19408}{19467}This is ridiculous. {19835}{19901}Boy, we got some fresh air here. {19903}{19996}That's the thing about the city.|You don't realize it... {19998}{20048}- Whoa.|- Whoa. {20065}{20124}I should've put on my seat belt. {20126}{20252}Easy now. Easy now.|Slow your butt down! Whoa. {20315}{20368}Jeez, Louise! That didn't seem too safe. {20388}{20436}My back hurt. {20438}{20540}This is a dream. I'm dreaming right now. {20542}{20625}Hold it. Stop.|You're talking and I understand you. {20649}{20789}Those guys in my dorm told me that stuff|was safe. 15 years later, this starts happening. {20791}{20852}Let's chill. Let's just chill. {20883}{20954}I'm not gonna chill. You gonna chill. {20956}{21023}- Are you switching sides?|- All right, you. Come on. {21025}{21121}- Hey, I can't drive.|- Out. Let's go. {21146}{21201}- Need some help?|- No. We're fine. {21203}{21290}- I'm just stretching my legs.|- Ask her if she's got any lettuce. {21292}{21407}- Shut your little furry mouth right now.|- Are you sure you're OK? {21450}{21510}Yeah. I'm fine. {21512}{21587}- That's good.|- Thank you. Thank you so much. {21589}{21639}- Goodbye.|- Now what? {21706}{21726}Monster! {21728}{21786}- Hey, what are you doing?|- Leave me alone. {21788}{21869}- What are you, nuts? I'll roast.|- Stay away or I'll kill you. {21871}{21979}Don't leave me out here. It's hot.|Hey, what kind of doc are you? {21981}{22048}Hey, doc. This is cruel to animals. {22112}{22163}Come on. I'm your friend. {22165}{22215}I'm your buddy. {22229}{22279}Reverse. {22306}{22443}That's it. Back up. Hey, hey, hey, hey.|Don't run over the cage now. {22515}{22593}Man, you scared the crap outta me.|See? There it is. {22595}{22650}Shut up. Shut up right now. {22667}{22755}Say one more word and I'll leave you|here in the road. Understand? {22757}{22797}OK, OK, OK. {22870}{22923}Stop. Slow down. {22925}{22980}Shut up. I can hear you up there. Shut up. {22982}{23041}I'm getting whisker-whipped up here. {23043}{23184}One more word and I'm gonna pull over, let|you out your cage and leave you in the wild. {23186}{23268}See how much you talk|with real squirrels kicking in your ass. {23270}{23315}Fine, then I'll sing. {23406}{23467}- You know it is.|- Turning up the radio. {23502}{23572}- I can't hear you. I'm grooving.|- Come on. Let me in. {23574}{23696}Hey, why they call me guinea pig anyway?|I'm not Italian and I'm not pork. {23803}{23881}Grandpa, did Daddy learn|how to be bossy from you? {23883}{23951}Maya, don't talk to your grandfather that way. {23953}{24050}He certainly didn't learn it from his mother,|God rest her soul. {24052}{24199}One day you'll understand that sometimes|your parents do know what they're doing. {24315}{24401}- I made it.|- Daddy, what's Rodney doing on the roof? {24403}{24486}I thought the fresh air|would do him some good, honey. {24488}{24529}- Hey.|- Are you OK? {24531}{24558}I'm fine. {24560}{24601}- Hey.|- Lunatic. {24603}{24669}Daddy, we still got those BB guns|I used to play with? {24671}{24730}- Crazy man.|- BB gun? {24732}{24766}Psycho. {24768}{24865}- Son, I think you need a vacation.|- And I'm gonna have one too. {24867}{25007}This is beautiful. 'Scuse me, honey.|Hey, what's that step called? {25059}{25112}Let's get rid of Maya's little rat thing. {25114}{25237}He's a guinea pig.|I don't know why you let him get to you. {25239}{25336}I goan get gim. I guss... Gugga geggond. {25477}{25565}I'm not letting him get to me. Not the least bit. {25567}{25617}Good. {25722}{25821}- I'll be right back.|- Is it all right if I wait in the bed naked? {25823}{25864}Yes. {25866}{25931}Time to come out of these drawers, then. {25933}{25983}Hello! {26006}{26055}Out here. {26057}{26097}Yeah. {26099}{26174}- There you are.|- Oh, my God. {26187}{26230}Hello. {26261}{26351}That's right. You're the one|who can hear us, aren't you? {26353}{26413}No, I'm not hearing anything.|I can't hear you. {26415}{26508}The whole woods are talking about you,|you know. {26510}{26562}Listen, can you do me a favor? {26564}{26671}Can you just take this stick out of my wing?|It's killing me. Can ya, huh? {26720}{26793}Don't worry. I won't hurt you. {26955}{27025}Much better. Good job. Thank you. {27128}{27179}What's happening to me? {27181}{27277}You're gonna be|pleasantly surprised, that's what. {27337}{27427}- Oh, my goodness. It's an owl.|- Yeah, a big, nasty owl. Let's go in. {27429}{27487}- It's beautiful.|- They're very dangerous. {27489}{27559}- No, they're not.|- They are. They can poke your eye out. {27561}{27645}- Come on!|- Yes, they can. Very easily. {27647}{27717}- Take a finger off.|- What you doing with that owl? {27719}{27807}Go get into bed.|I'm gonna go check on Charisse and Maya. {27809}{27849}- Are you OK?|- I'm fine. {27851}{27919}- Are you sure?|- Get to bed. Please? {27921}{27967}- OK.|- Five minutes. {28116}{28177}Crazy man! You having fun in there. {28310}{28401}Can I make a request?|Can I get tuna in oil instead of water? {28403}{28453}Who put in that bug-zapper? {28548}{28600}I'm nasty. {28602}{28755}Yo, looky here. Hey, buddy, my old lady|asks, I been eating trash all night. You dig? {28757}{28807}You're on my tail, you idiot. {28809}{28876}Got to lose that bug light.|I know you can hear me. {28878}{28957}Hey, doc, while you're out, get some salmon. {28959}{29032}- Hey, buddy. All night.|- You broke Mr Stinky, I think. {29034}{29095}- Keep away!|- John? What are you doing? {29097}{29174}- I have to go back to the city, honey.|- Wait! John, why? {29176}{29230}- John, you just got here.|- I need a doctor. {29232}{29310}I mean, I am a doctor|and I got beeped, so I gotta go. {29312}{29402}I'm very sorry, hon. I'll talk to you later. {29426}{29488}I love you so much. {29490}{29519}(coughs) {29608}{29658}(squawks) {29740}{29815}- (ringing tone)|- Come on. Pick up the phone. Pick it up! {29817}{29923}- Dr Litvack..|- Hello, Sam, how are you? It's John Dolittle! {29925}{30033}- John?|- How you doing? So, enjoying your summer? {30035}{30127}Jeez, it's really late, John.|It's one o'clock in the morning. {30129}{30244}Is it really? Wow! I didn't realize it was|that late. I'm sorry. I'm on my way into town. {30246}{30358}I wondered if you wanted to get together|for a drink or a CAT scan or something. {30360}{30415}A CAT scan? {30417}{30467}Can it wait till morning? {30469}{30525}I love you. {30578}{30628}No, I have to come right now. {30867}{30914}- What's wrong?|- Your face. {30916}{31025}- I'll hit you so hard you'll see ten more of me.|- It already smells like ten more of you. {31027}{31095}Come on. Bring it on. I'll tear you to pieces. {31097}{31174}- You are tempting fate now, buddy.|- Right here, fat boy. {31176}{31226}Put it right here. I'll murderise you. {31228}{31323}- Stick 'em up, you little rat.|- Hey, come here, you gerbil. {31325}{31377}- Hey, what are you looking at?|- Me? {31379}{31449}Yeah, you. Who else, buddy? {31451}{31531}I'm looking at a couple of greasy rats|fighting over garbage. {31533}{31607}Come here and say that,|you four-eyed dufus biped! {31609}{31674}I'll get bubonic on your ass. Come here. {31681}{31769}What if I take that light bulb,|put it between your butt cheeks {31771}{31824}and make a rodent lamp out of you? {31826}{31903}Let me tell you something.|I'm a human. I'm a human. {31905}{32011}Hey. Sam, how are you? How are you?|Thanks for coming down, Sam. Thanks. {32044}{32158}- There's no abnormalities of any kind.|- All right, then. {32160}{32226}- Why are you hearing animal voices?|- Exactly. {32228}{32306}Why do I think I am if everything is fine?|I tell ya, Sam, {32336}{32439}I don't wanna wind up like one of these guys|on the street, talking to myself {32441}{32524}and stinking, with my hair all matted.|It's not a cool look. {32526}{32623}Have you been under|any unusual stress lately? {32637}{32762}Not really. My wife's been giving me|a hard time about Calnet, but that can't be it. {32770}{32837}- Small potatoes.|- I did hit a dog the other day. {32841}{32908}Oh, my God! A dog? {32910}{33000}- Hey, make me feel worse, huh?|- Well, I'm sorry, but a little doggie? {33002}{33074}- The dog was fine. It got up and ran off.|- He was injured? {33076}{33156}He felt well enough to scream out|"bonehead" before he left. {33189}{33293}- John, the dog couldn't have spoken to you.|- Well, Sam, with all due respect... {33295}{33408}No, John. The dog did not speak to you. {33440}{33534}Maybe you're right.|I'm sorry I woke you up for this. {33558}{33596}Thanks. {33598}{33640}- Hi, honey.|- Are you all right? {33642}{33704}- I'm OK.|- Are you sure? {33706}{33762}Really. I just freaked out a little bit. {33764}{33822}- What's wrong?|- I got stress I been under. {33824}{33886}- From what?|- The merger and the practice. {33888}{33942}It's all come to a head, and I'm sorry. {33944}{34013}OK, John, just come back out here, OK? {34015}{34086}Yeah, I'm on my w...|Yeah, I'm on my way out now. {34143}{34187}Bonehead! {34189}{34240}- I'll see you in a few.|- John? {34269}{34289}John? {34480}{34594}- 'Scuse me. Where's the stray dogs?|- Right this way. {34661}{34712}- Yo!|- What's up? {34761}{34811}Hey, buddy. {34813}{34851}Over here. {34853}{34950}Hey, Mister.|Bet you I won't bite nobody again. {34984}{35034}I am Keyser Soze. {35036}{35108}I have owners.|They've just been out of town for a few... {35110}{35160}A few years. {35182}{35271}- Dead dog walking.|- That does not sound good. {35273}{35374}When are we gonna get|some decent chow in here? {35402}{35475}Hey, thanks a lot. Whoa, that was close, huh? {35477}{35545}Hey, hey, you got kids?|Kids, they're the greatest. {35547}{35632}- Kids are great(!) What the hell is going on?|- Hey, you understood me. {35634}{35711}You don't say.|How come I can understand you talking? {35713}{35768}I don't know. Maybe you're just weird. {35770}{35831}Hey, shut up. You're a dog. Dogs can't talk. {35833}{35898}What do you think barking is?|An involuntary spasm(?) {35900}{35968}I don't know what it is.|I know you're not barking. {35970}{36037}And I'm going to be with my family.|Good luck to you. {36039}{36092}That's it? {36153}{36276}It must be that truck exhaust or something.|Oh, no! Everything's going black. {36318}{36380}It's not good. {36609}{36661}Thank you. Oops. {36691}{36776}Is that the biggest ass you've ever seen? {36778}{36827}Lie down. {36829}{36946}Lie down. Lie down, Chauncy. {36983}{37089}- He's deaf.|- I'm not. I just can't stand listening to her. {37091}{37196}Just don't fix me, OK? Please. Don't fix me. {37215}{37278}I won't look at another female ever, I swear. {37280}{37407}Anything but my manhood, man.|Not my manhood, please! I'm... {37421}{37512}Yo, baby, what's up?|You looking sweet there, sugar. Is it the... {37514}{37605}No. Don't, please.|Please, ju... No, no, no, don't. {37607}{37659}Please, I'm begging you. {37708}{37747}Dolittle. {37749}{37798}Come on. {38002}{38073}So, what seems to be the problem? {38075}{38182}Well, I really think it's pulmonary distress.|And he might have fluid on his lungs. {38195}{38275}- Let me guess. You're an MD.|- Yes, I am. {38277}{38395}I can always tell when a real doctor comes in.|They always do a little amateur diagnosis. {38397}{38521}- Tell him to get away from my butt.|- I did go to veterinary school for five years. {38523}{38603}Is it just me,|or is he hovering around my butt a lot? {38605}{38700}And unlike an MD,|my patient cannot tell me where it hurts. {38702}{38765}Seriously,|could you tell him my butt is great? {38767}{38853}So, Doctor, if you don't mind... {38855}{38907}Hey, where's he's gonna put that? {38909}{39008}Look, look, I was faking it, OK? I feel fine.|Just don't let him stick that... {39010}{39051}Hello! {39053}{39108}Let's just have a listen to those lungs. {39110}{39179}I'm gonna swallow it.|And I don't mean in my mouth. {39181}{39244}Dr Fish, I should pull that out a little bit. {39246}{39339}- Don't you touch that.|- It's heading in. It's going south for the winter. {39381}{39484}Now, you see? I have to interpret|what the dog is moaning about. {39486}{39576}What's to interpret?|There's a thermometer. It's in my butt. {39587}{39668}- Take it easy. It'll be over in a minute.|- What? {39670}{39765}- Yes.|- Well, there it goes. Butt just swallowed it. {39783}{39908}Doctor? I'm just guessing, but I think|you might have just lost your thermometer. {40110}{40152}It's gone. {40187}{40244}All right, I have... I have three options. {40251}{40326}- One: I can manually retrieve it.|- What's he saying? {40328}{40378}Options. Retrieve it manually. {40380}{40499}- Pass.|- Two: give the dog a laxative and wait it out. {40501}{40567}And three: surgically remove it. {40569}{40621}- A laxative or surgery.|- Laxative! {40634}{40727}Why don't you just give him a laxative?|It'd probably come out later on. {40729}{40799}- Never works.|- So what would you suggest? {40867}{40931}I'd like to go in manually. {41046}{41111}- Here we go.|- Oh, my Lord! {41114}{41196}This is not good. Lassie go home! {41384}{41487}Why on earth would a guy|go into a line of work like that? {41489}{41600}- All right. That's it for you. Hit the road.|- What? But I'm your pet. {41602}{41720}You are not my pet. If I were gonna get a pet,|I wouldn't get one as annoying as you. Go. {41731}{41827}Hey, don't worry about it.|You sprung me from the joint. I'm thankful. {41829}{41889}- Yeah. Just go.|- Don't worry about me. {41891}{41975}I'll just be going down the road,|disappearing without a trace. {42003}{42063}I hope a car doesn't hit me.|Oh, well, one less dog. {42065}{42111}- Dolittle.|- Hi, Daddy. {42113}{42215}- Hey, baby. How you doing?|- Am I gonna see you before I go to camp? {42217}{42285}I'm really working on it. {42287}{42331}Get outta here. {42333}{42398}- Daddy, is that a dog?|- Yeah, but it's a... {42412}{42496}- Mommy, guess what. Daddy got me a dog.|- No! Daddy didn't... {42498}{42570}Hey. Is that what you've|been up to, you sneak? {42612}{42667}You caught me. {42669}{42740}What? I have allergies. {42742}{42809}Yeah, I guess we'll see you at camp. {42832}{42906}Grandpa, Daddy got me a dog.|He got me a dog. {42908}{42967}Can you believe it? My own dog. {43011}{43054}Hi. {43056}{43144}- They're gonna want to know your name.|- I don't have one. {43146}{43207}- We'll have to think of one.|- Let me see. {43209}{43308}A little girl once called me|"Please, Mommy, not him." How 'bout that? {43310}{43416}Nah, that's not gonna work.|You got red hair. How 'bout Lucy? {43418}{43480}Yes, I like that. Lucy. Just one problem. {43482}{43569}- I'm a guy.|- Really? How 'bout Lucky? {43571}{43656}Perfect. Lucky, yes. "Hi, I'm Lucky." {43658}{43716}Hey, it works on two levels. I love it. {43718}{43765}Daddy! {43767}{43866}- That's my daughter. Be nice.|- Oh, you got me a dog. Oh, he's adorable. {43868}{43936}Oh, you're such a cute dog. {44006}{44054}- What's his name?|- Lucky. {44056}{44155}- Does he do any tricks?|- He does a neat trick with a thermometer. {44157}{44198}- Hey, baby.|- Hey, baby. {44200}{44297}- You got her a dog.|- Yeah, well, I got us a dog. {44318}{44368}Are you OK? {44389}{44414}Yeah. {44416}{44467}Come on, let's get you all set up here. {44469}{44584}- Come on, Maya.|- Look at this nice rabbit on your door. {44611}{44668}This is nice. {44670}{44723}- Yeah!|- What a fun cabin. {44778}{44828}You smell the air here? {44830}{44910}What a wonderful place.|What a wonderful camp. {44912}{44970}Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky? {45017}{45113}Hey, Maya. Look, here's the deal. {45115}{45211}You stay here for a while,|have a great time, then Lucky's all yours. {45213}{45278}Three weeks is a long time.|Can't I go home with... {45280}{45349}No. No camp, no dog. {45437}{45508}- OK, I'll stay.|- You're gonna have a great time. {45510}{45637}When you get older you're gonna thank me,|because you'll have so many friends. You'll see. {45650}{45687}You'll see. {45840}{45921}- What's the matter with you?|- Everything's going by so fast. {45923}{46007}Don't you dare throw up in this car.|What are you looking at? {46009}{46080}The lines on the road.|They're just whipping by. {46082}{46160}Lines. Line, line, line, line, line, line. {46162}{46244}Don't focus on something so close.|Don't look at the lines. {46255}{46286}OK. {46288}{46372}Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree. {46397}{46450}Tree, tree, tree. {46478}{46531}Sir, could you just... {46570}{46620}Who knew? {46670}{46756}And not only could he understand me,|but it turns out he's a doctor. {46758}{46817}Look. Not even a scar. {46819}{46948}And it hurt so bad. I don't know|what I would have done without him. {46950}{47007}- Whoo-hoo!|- Yup. {47032}{47091}Oh, what a day. {47093}{47151}You have knots all over the place. {47153}{47238}I'm all messed up. I'm falling apart. {47327}{47399}- How's that feel?|- Mrs Dolittle! {47401}{47457}Yeah, baby! {47531}{47578}- Excuse me one second.|- OK. {47580}{47635}Excuse me just one second. {47660}{47734}- Come on. Let's go.|- What a gyp. {47748}{47811}You mind if I have a little privacy, please? {47813}{47893}Oh, yeah, but it's fine|when people watch us do it, huh? {47895}{47945}Fine to turn on the garden hose. {47947}{48016}Hey, you want a tip on a good position? {48018}{48088}- You were barking.|- Well, I'm excited. {48090}{48158}When I get excited I make all kinds of sounds. {48187}{48271}- You never barked before.|- Oh. {48493}{48533}Hello. {48552}{48659}- Yoo-hoo, doc. We got trouble here.|- Let's go. {48661}{48719}Hey! No. You take the ducks.|I'll take the goat. {48721}{48777}Me? {48779}{48831}All right. I'll get the ducks. {48969}{49003}What's going on? {49005}{49126}Mark just showed up. So I'm gonna have to|go over the proposal. We have to... {49128}{49166}- Come on!|- Don't do that. {49168}{49274}Lucky wants me to take him for a walk.|So I gotta do that, then I gotta deal with Mark. {49276}{49358}Great. I'll be the one cooking breakfast. {49373}{49414}Tomorrow. {49467}{49530}Hey, Mark! How you doing? {49532}{49607}You're trying to destroy my life, all of you.|Aren't you? {49609}{49678}Freeze! Stop right there. Don't you move. {49680}{49786}- What are you doing in the hallway?|- Going to the bathroom. What are you doing? {49802}{49928}I'm p-p-patrolling the hallways. I'm the father.|I make sure it's safe while you're asleep. {49930}{49994}I patrol these halls.|You wait. Don't you move. {50006}{50129}The reason you're up this time of night is because|you spend too much time drinking liquids. {50131}{50218}You're old enough to be able to hold it in.|So go on back to bed. {50220}{50284}But, Dad, I have to go. {50317}{50371}Lucky's in the bathroom right now. {50387}{50437}The dog is using the bathroom? {50670}{50786}Let me make sure he put the seat down.|Then it's your turn, OK? Don't you move. {50850}{50941}- You heard of knocking?|- Not one quack. Not one quack. {51085}{51192}Here's the toilet. It's all down|like y'all like it, ready for you. {51217}{51332}No little sprinklets on it or anything.|It's waiting for you to come and do your thing. {51346}{51435}- Dad, I don't need adult supervision.|- OK. {51473}{51551}- Somebody get this thing off me.|- Come here. {51553}{51615}Get this thing off... Whoa. {51617}{51659}Take it easy. {51757}{51813}- Night, Dad.|- Night, honey. {51815}{51860}Yeah, yeah. {51886}{51944}OK, let's go.|See what you almost made happen? {51946}{52011}What I almost made happen? What did I do? {52013}{52078}- Beep, beep! We're the sheep.|- Oh, no. {52080}{52144}- Not these clones.|- Where you going? {52146}{52215}- Move aside.|- Am I late? {52217}{52277}- Good evening, Doctor.|- Oh, no, no. {52279}{52355}You gonna have to take your fat ass back...|I don't... {52357}{52448}- Oh, my God! What a zoo.|- Obviously not a kosher establishment. {52450}{52551}- Everybody, just come in...|- Where are the chicks? I'm cool. {52710}{52760}Landing! Make way. {52831}{52886}Very well appointed sty. {52947}{53025}- What's going on?|- Hey, there's the guy. {53027}{53093}I don't know. You know, tell a friend. {53095}{53158}Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, doc. {53160}{53213}Our butts hurt. {53237}{53287}OK, let's do this. {53289}{53373}- Watch your droppings.|- This is the house of love. {53375}{53469}East coast, west coast, let's unite!|Is Brooklyn in the house? {53471}{53574}This should take care of the inflammation.|But who'll wipe it on for you? {53576}{53618}Does Brad Pitt need a goat? {53620}{53707}Don't be ashamed.|It happens to most men occasionally. {53709}{53792}- You're probably under a lot of pressure.|- He's not. {53794}{53862}He's not interested because I'm just a pigeon. {53864}{53911}- But...|- He's a self-hating pigeon. {53913}{53985}- That is not true.|- Ask him what he does all day. {53987}{54039}- What do...|- I sit in a tree by myself. {54044}{54146}He's too good to eat with the rest of us|when the old people feed us in the park. {54148}{54216}- Can I speak?|- The way he stares at a robin's breast... {54218}{54330}- It's enough to make you sick.|- I happen to be attracted to orange breasts. {54332}{54430}You're not a robin. Or a dove or a hawk.|You're a pigeon and I'm a pigeon. {54432}{54558}I'm sorry. She sits on that nest all day long,|and she just gets a little crazy. {54560}{54678}May I ask you something? If I turn this way,|don't I look a little like a blue jay? {54680}{54738}Poor equilibrium may mean an ear infection. {54811}{54952}- Or it may be due to this.|- I'm a social drinker. Very social. {54954}{55010}Stand up. Stand up. {55023}{55119}- Touch your nose and raise your left foot.|- Nose. Leg. {55171}{55227}I don't know. I think you're wasted. {55229}{55310}- I want to see you walk this line.|- Oh, my goodness. {55312}{55351}Ooh-la-la! {55386}{55467}You have a drinking problem.|I suggest that you stop drinking. {55469}{55519}- I think you may be an alcoholic.|- Really? {55521}{55592}- Nobody likes a drunk monkey.|- Sorry. {55594}{55674}You're suffering from|obsessive-compulsive behavior. {55676}{55702}Throw! {55704}{55785}Whenever you want the ball,|think about something else. {55787}{55858}- Just throw the ball.|- Can you relax your mind? {55860}{55972}This is the way it works. You're the person.|You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it. {55974}{56036}- Look at you going!|- I'll pee on your carpet. {56038}{56120}- It's very irritating, this ball thing.|- Shut up and throw it. {56122}{56253}Am I alone here? Am I by myself?|Am I in another universe? {56255}{56357}- Throw the damn ball.|- He threw the ball. He threw the ball. {56359}{56416}I'll get it. Hold on. I'll get it, I'll get it. {56418}{56480}I love you. I love you. You threw the ball. {56489}{56542}You can't save 'em all, Hasselhoff. {56544}{56597}'Ey, is there a doctor in the house? {56640}{56670}Up here. {56672}{56753}Doc, they're gonna kick me off the force.|I'm as blind as a bat. {56755}{56824}- Can you help me?|- Just give me a minute, all right? {56826}{56878}- All right.|- Keep it quiet. {56880}{56945}Tell me what you think of these. {57006}{57112}Holy road apples! I can see!|No desk job for me. {57114}{57175}- Thanks a million.|- You are most welcome. {57190}{57322}This is gonna be great. I'll make lieutenant.|Nothing can stop me. Look, a doughnut shop. {57327}{57379}Wow, what a night. All those animals. {57381}{57468}And I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg.|When word gets around... {57470}{57546}- Doctor, you must help us, quick.|- What happened? {57551}{57607}It is all my fault.|I should not have let him out. {57609}{57673}- Calm down.|- The circus tiger, he will jump. {57676}{57753}- I told you to stop drinking.|- Drinking. I give it up. {57755}{57845}- That's better. Let's go.|- Wait for me. You don't know where it is. {57852}{57913}And now, on the day I end it all, {57915}{58024}I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady|my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. {58026}{58134}I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing.|It's too late for you. You're a short... {58136}{58204}Hey, get outta there.|You're in my landing space. {58206}{58276}- Man!|- See if you land on your feet, road kill. {58278}{58345}Why don't you bloodsucking vermin|take a break? {58355}{58407}- Blood sucking!|- Look out below. {58409}{58459}- Hey, Lucky, come on.|- Come on what? {58461}{58544}- Come on. We gotta go up there.|- Are you crazy? That's a tiger. {58546}{58641}- I'm jumping now. Don't try and stop me.|- Will you come on? {58643}{58719}Coming right up.|One order of man, side of dog. {58740}{58785}I need a drink. {58787}{58838}Goodbye, cruel world. {58840}{58949}Oh, no, I just remembered.|I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon. {58969}{59024}One of the few animals that enjoys that stuff. {59026}{59093}- Hi.|- Who are you? {59100}{59166}- I'm Dolittle.|- Yeah, well, get outta here. {59168}{59271}- I'm in a lot of pain and I'm gonna jump.|- Whoa, take it easy now. {59273}{59366}- I'm a doctor. Maybe I can help.|- I don't need a doctor. I need a miracle. {59368}{59506}I'm a train wreck. I have headaches, nausea...|The worst thing is this double vision. {59524}{59623}What's the use?|It's not like anybody cares about tigers. {59625}{59715}Now stop, you're being silly.|There have been lots of loveable tigers. {59717}{59767}Yeah? Name one. {59808}{59859}How about Tony? {59861}{59947}- Tony the cereal tiger?|- I didn't hear you come up with anything. {59998}{60072}Remember that song|"Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky Ill? {60145}{60245}That one from Rocky Ill, when Rocky|was fighting Mr T, couldn't beat Mr T, {60247}{60304}Apollo Creed played "Eye of the Tiger", {60306}{60449}he went back and beat the snot out of Mr T|because of that song. It moved him inside. {60451}{60529}Not "Eye of the Moose", not "Eye of the Bull".|"Eye of the Tiger". {60531}{60586}- That's it. I'm jumping.|- No, no, don't. {60588}{60695}Jump, you big pussy. I'll catch ya - not! {60720}{60784}Didn't I say take a break? {60786}{60861}All right, doc. Then you jump! {60863}{60947}- Why do you want to help me?|- Because I'm the only one who can. {60949}{61058}Maybe it's my destiny. And maybe it's yours|to be the one tiger everybody remembers. {61060}{61199}- Why else would I be here talking to you?|- Because the monkey can't keep his mouth shut. {61201}{61283}- Are you gonna let me help?|- What if you can't? {61285}{61388}- If I can't help, you can eat me and Lucky.|- Yeah, or just him. {61390}{61502}- Really? Will you take me back to the circus?|- I will take you back to the circus. {61504}{61606}All right. But don't think|I wasn't gonna jump, because I was. {61646}{61709}Hope you're a better doctor|than you are a singer. {61711}{61850}Good job, doc. Although seeing|a tiger jump five stories would've been cool. {61852}{61906}I heard that. {61910}{62044}Hey, Dr D. Three o'clock, Calnet. Meeting to|go over the agreement. You gonna be there? {62046}{62144}You're not gonna believe what I got for us.|Corporate cars - every two years. {62146}{62205}Why aren't you paying attention to me? {62207}{62320}Atlas of Feline Anatomy for Veterinarians.|But, John, we treat humans. {62322}{62410}Hey, Mark, sit down a second. Just a minute. {62412}{62501}- OK.|- Do you remember when we started out? {62503}{62611}We had crummy offices in the worst|neighborhood and got paid almost nothing. {62613}{62661}- I've blocked it out.|- Really? {62665}{62752}- I guess so, yeah.|- Those were the most exciting times to me. {62754}{62856}It was like, you felt like|you were making a difference, you know? {62858}{62951}And last night I had to treat some...|some emergencies. {62953}{63022}And I was challenged, and it was difficult, {63024}{63091}and I got the same kind of rush|I had back then. {63093}{63176}I felt like I was doing something,|like I was making a difference. {63178}{63326}And I started thinking that here I'm not giving|my patients the right amount of attention. {63345}{63452}Do me a favor. Don't confide in me.|I'm utterly useless. I'm very self-absorbed. {63454}{63504}Let's get Geno. {63506}{63551}Hey, Geno? {63553}{63655}You did your job just by pretending|you were listening. It was very helpful. {63657}{63707}- Any time.|- OK. {63734}{63826}- Calnet, three o'clock.|- Three o'clock sharp. {64032}{64129}- This is Dr Fish.|- The author of Feline Illnesses and Diseases? {64137}{64189}Yes it is. You've read my book? {64191}{64298}Have I read your book? I sleep with|your book next to my bed. It's my bible. {64300}{64425}Well, some people consider it|the definitive work on cats, but {64427}{64502}bible? I... I... I... {64504}{64561}Well, no, I can... I can see your point. {64563}{64670}Dr Fish, I have a very very sick,|very very big cat. {64695}{64784}I'm concerned it might be serious|because his vision's impaired. {64786}{64843}And he seems to be in a lot of pain. {64845}{64942}Unfortunately,|if it is in the head there's only two options. {64944}{65041}One is surgery|and the other is putting it down. {65088}{65142}I have no idea how I'm gonna do this. {65144}{65266}- I'm gonna try to take care of you. I promise.|- Just hurry back. {65268}{65346}Every minute you're gone|I'm one minute closer to death. {65348}{65429}I just might hang myself by my underpants. {65431}{65486}I can get underpants. {65488}{65520}Not really. {65522}{65603}- He blew off the Calloway meeting.|- I don't care about that. {65605}{65722}I need to speak with John.|You wouldn't believe what's going on here. {65829}{65873}Doc! {65875}{65950}You gotta help me. He's dead.|You gotta help me. {65979}{66055}- He's not dead.|- Oh, no, no, don't go, old buddy, old pal. {66057}{66130}- You gotta help him.|- Really? Why's that? {66132}{66208}Because... because... because you're the man.|You're the man! {66210}{66283}Oh? I thought I was the guy|you wanted to get bubonic with. {66285}{66367}- I'm going towards the light now.|- I was kidding. We were riffing. {66369}{66440}Serious? Come on! {66442}{66502}Goodbye, world. I smell flowers. {66504}{66582}I'm begging you. Don't let him die.|Don't let my buddy go. {66584}{66637}I'm sinking fast. {66673}{66726}- John...! Where have you been?|- Hi. {66728}{66774}- What?|- The meeting. {66776}{66839}I had an emergency. Excuse me. Sorry. {66841}{66885}Excuse you! {66887}{66962}- Hang in there, brother.|- Does it hurt when I do this? {66964}{67029}- It ain't no day at the dump.|- If he dies {67031}{67083}- I don't know what I'll do.|- He'll eat me. {67085}{67152}Only out of respect. {67154}{67217}Be quiet. I can't hear while you're talking. {67219}{67272}- Sorry, doc.|- John. {67320}{67385}He said he was suffering|from abdominal cramps. {67401}{67438}"He said"? {67440}{67537}I wouldn't be working on this rat|unless it was an emergency. Take a look. {67587}{67675}- What happened?|- He's gone into arrest. I don't feel a pulse. {67677}{67749}- Oh, my God, he's a goner.|- He's not breathing. {67751}{67810}- Johnny.|- Maybe we should shock him, huh? {67812}{67903}- I don't know.|- The paddles'll be too big. He needs CPR. {67905}{67991}- You know how to do CPR?|- I can't even spell it. {67993}{68075}- OK.|- I can't even look. Doc, no. {68077}{68136}- No, Johnny.|- For Chris sakes. {68138}{68262}You didn't even wine him or dine him, doc.|I think my friend would rather die. {68264}{68314}No tongue, doc. {68352}{68413}- Come on. I got no pulse.|- Doc, do something. {68415}{68471}- John...|- Not now. {68473}{68530}- Honey...|- Lisa, please! {68587}{68627}I'm hungry. {68629}{68732}It's a false alarm. There's nothing wrong|with him. He just has gas. {68734}{68808}- Whoa, you're telling me!|- He just had gas. {68831}{68914}You're back.|I don't care if you stink. I love ya, pal. {68916}{68999}Thanks a lot, little buddy. I felt your presence. {69019}{69098}Lisa, stop looking at me like that. {69231}{69283}John Dolittle. {69302}{69417}Who'd have ever thought|you would end up in a mental institution? {69419}{69495}Number one in our medical school class. {69497}{69608}Not that I'm jealous, John.|Someone had to finish first. {69610}{69682}And someone had to finish last too. {69703}{69782}So, John. You talk to animals now, do ya? {69805}{69902}Would you like to tell me about it?|Or would you rather tell Bettelheim? {69926}{70040}- I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain.|- Why? Do you think he'd talk back to you? {70042}{70132}- You know, he just might.|- And what would he say? {70134}{70191}I'd say you were a butt head. {70273}{70324}I really like this cat. {70357}{70436}He's recommending you stay|a minimum often days. {70438}{70535}You really think I need to be here|for that long? {70560}{70629}You said that you can talk to animals. {70665}{70719}You know, I can really hear 'em. {70754}{70807}I can. {70809}{70859}You gotta believe me. {70893}{70943}I can't. {71158}{71224}Here you go. Your medicine. {71289}{71330}OK, then. {71401}{71474}I can get you anything you need.|Saucers, coasters... {71476}{71513}Go away. {71515}{71578}If you have any extra medication|I could use it. {71580}{71645}You're not following me, are you? Whoa. {71679}{71788}- Now, what is all this?|- This is to prove to me and the world {71790}{71847}that you can actually talk to animals. {71849}{71974}Now, the orang-utan is attached to|this brain-wave monitor. {71988}{72076}Normally he responds to|visual stimulation, but {72078}{72216}since you have got the gift of gab, you won't|need pictures to make him respond, will ya? {72218}{72280}Get acquainted, John. {72311}{72423}OK, listen. I need your help. I need you|to make that needle over there move, {72425}{72499}because if you don't|they'll make me stay here for ever. OK? {72501}{72583}So just make the little needle jump. {72626}{72655}Come on. {72657}{72754}I know you can hear me now, so don't play.|This is very serious right now. {72772}{72842}I guess he's just not a big talker, John. {72857}{72949}Look, give me a break. Say something, please. {73178}{73242}Please escort Dr Dolittle back to his room. {73441}{73507}Wait. You speak Spanish? {73509}{73597}That's why he couldn't understand.|He's from south of the border. {73599}{73699}- Remove him. Go.|- Turn that machine back on. {73701}{73744}Spanish... {73849}{73899}I'm worried, John. {73901}{74005}Who are you trying to fool?|You're worrying about Calnet. {74014}{74074}John I admit it. {74076}{74142}I want the money. I'm not ashamed of that. {74144}{74215}Look, here's what I want you to do for me. {74217}{74287}Just stop barking and chirping for one day. {74289}{74349}If you do, I'm pretty sure|you can get out of here. {74351}{74408}And that'd be a really good idea, {74410}{74544}because Calloway said if you're not back|for Friday's press conference, the deal's off. {74546}{74659}If you would do that for me, Johnny,|I'll buy you a rat farm. {74661}{74776}And you can... you can burp and fart|the little rats till you pass out. {74778}{74863}But let's just get it signed. OK, my shot. {75036}{75090}Pick it up. Pick the phone up, please. {75092}{75174}Hi. We're not here. Leave a message. {75176}{75226}Hey. Hi, it's me. {75276}{75344}I'm really starting to miss you guys. {75346}{75427}I'm starting to wonder what I'm doing here too. {75429}{75502}Maybe you were right.|Maybe it was all my imagination. {75504}{75560}- Hey, honey, feeling better?|- Who's this? {75562}{75668}I'll give you a hint. I'm cute, I'm furry|and I make 500 babies a year. {75679}{75729}Rodney. Get back in your cage. {75731}{75816}What's up with that trap behind the fridge?|You trying to kill me? {75818}{75896}Never mind that.|Get your little furry ass back in your cage. {75898}{75956}Now. I don't want your droppings on... {75977}{76022}Bye-bye. {76024}{76094}My son Rodney.|Little hairy boy, sleeps in the cage. {76096}{76193}I have to keep him in the cage|because he has hygiene problems. {76210}{76260}He's not coming back. {76272}{76342}I can't believe I fell for it. {76355}{76449}- Oh, boy, I'm getting dizzy.|- Man, you don't look so good. {76451}{76520}Look who's talking!|What do the three of you know? {76554}{76604}I'm in bad shape. {76626}{76663}My head! {76665}{76716}What kind of a name is Edfora horse? {76718}{76790}What kind of a name is Wilburfora man? {76792}{76873}Peanut butter. That's how they|got the horse to move his lips. {76875}{76948}- In the back of the mouth.|- I disagree, sir. {76950}{77009}- Side. The side.|- Look, look. See his jaw? {77011}{77066}- See? See?|- The oesophagus, yes. {77068}{77137}- He's not talking. That's an act.|- No, no, no. {77245}{77303}Finish what you were talking about. {77305}{77371}- No, he's...|- Full teeth. Full teeth. {77373}{77412}Doc. Out here. {77414}{77466}Doc. Hey, over here. {77637}{77689}What are you doing here? {77691}{77813}I crossed three freeways to rescue you,|and all I get is "What are you doing here?" {77824}{77904}- This isn't a prison. It's a clinic.|- The tiger's in bad shape. {77906}{77969}The tiger? Listen, forget the tiger. {77971}{78064}I had a perfect life until you came along|and started talking to me. {78066}{78144}Now I'm sitting here in a robe|discussing Mr Ed with these guys. {78146}{78218}You've ruined my life enough. Just go away. {78220}{78279}Just get outta here, please. This is crazy. {78285}{78358}I get it.|Now it's crazy to want to save a tiger's life. {78360}{78425}Listen, tigers die every day.|It's called nature. {78427}{78529}Let me tell you a little about nature.|I'm a dog, and I act like a dog. {78531}{78594}I don't try to be anybody else.|We are who we are. {78596}{78702}And you are a doctor who can talk to animals.|That's who you are. {78704}{78775}- That is not who I am.|- Stop lying to yourself. {78777}{78852}Didn't I tell you to get outta here?|Go. Get outta here. {78854}{78896}- Get outta here.|- Fine. {78898}{78966}- Stop talking to me.|- With pleasure. {78968}{79036}You better not come back. {79050}{79105}- Bonehead.|- That's all of you. {79117}{79173}Leave me alone. Stop talking to me. {79175}{79237}Ruined his life. That's a laugh. {79721}{79841}- OK, Blain, look. I wanna go home.|- So soon? And miss the field trip to the zoo? {79855}{79923}Listen.|You've hated me since medical school, {79925}{79995}but we are both adults now.|Let's put that behind us. {79997}{80077}We both have families.|I want to get back to mine. How do I do that? {80079}{80186}Well, it's very simple.|Stop talking to animals, John. {80188}{80214}Simple. {80216}{80286}All right, listen.|You're right. I made a mistake. {80288}{80422}Maybe it was a case of temporary insanity,|but it's over. I don't talk to animals any more. {80456}{80571}I'm not convinced.|We'll talk again in a month or so, OK? {80595}{80663}Tell you what, Blain.|You sign my release form {80665}{80785}and I won't tell our fellow-doctor friends|about that pink tutu you keep in your closet. {80787}{80850}With the thong back. {81092}{81156}- Daddy's home.|- Daddy? Hey, Daddy. {81158}{81251}- Hey, beautiful, how are you?|- Oh, I'm fine. {81253}{81309}- Hey, baby.|- Wh...? {81325}{81420}- Why didn't you call me?|- I wanted to surprise you. {81422}{81522}- Hey, why aren't you in camp, young lady?|- Mom brought her home. {81547}{81616}I didn't fit in. {81656}{81758}You're just gonna have to try a little harder|next year. Give me a hug. I missed you. {81760}{81820}- Still Daddy's baby, huh?|- Honey? {81822}{81880}Do they know that you left? {81882}{82002}No, I escaped. Of course they know I left.|I'm better. Time to spend some time with you. {82023}{82074}Are you not talking to me? {82076}{82139}- You're sure you're OK?|- Yeah, I'm fine. {82141}{82221}Because I got scared,|wondering when you were coming home. {82233}{82347}Well, I am back and I'm fine, and everything's|gonna be just like it was in the old days. {82349}{82459}I know what you're doing. Two can play at|that game. I don't have to listen to you either. {82461}{82532}I was thinking maybe|we should get rid of that dog. {82534}{82660}Coming home empty-handed...! Don't tell me|there wasn't a gift shop at the loony bin. {82676}{82773}Diane, please call down to Radiology|and get me the x-rays on Mr Galvin. {82775}{82867}Also, see if Mrs Rivers|can switch her appointment to 3.15. {82869}{82939}- I may need Gene for a consultation.|- Yes, Doctor. {82948}{83043}Gene can you check your schedule|and see if you can do a 3.15 consult? {83045}{83091}- Sure.|- Good. And Mark. {83093}{83195}- Did you get back the tests on Mr Freeman?|- I think they're coming in this afternoon. {83197}{83267}Good. Keep me informed, OK? {83269}{83355}Hey, doc, do you think|I should get my beak done? {83409}{83504}Tell Maintenance we need to put some|permanent screens up, set some traps. {83506}{83591}This is a doctor's office, not a zoo. {83593}{83658}He's back. We're gonna be rich. {83741}{83856}This is where he lives,|and this is where he exercises. {83858}{83954}- Does he do aerobics?|- Yeah, the guinea pig aerobics. {83956}{84072}Let's get this show on the road. Put that thing|away. You're gonna get your dress dirty. {84074}{84125}Pop, help out. I can't be late for this. {84127}{84198}- But Rodney wants to come.|- Rodney cannot come. {84200}{84277}This is a press conference for people.|No animals allowed. {84279}{84383}- Why don't you tell him? He'll listen to you.|- No, I am not going to tell him. {84481}{84543}Help out. {84576}{84613}Come on, Pop. {84615}{84677}- Can I tell you a secret?|- Yes. {84710}{84818}When Mommy told me what happened|to Daddy, I wasn't afraid - I was happy. {84820}{84902}Because I believed|that he can talk to animals. {84904}{84978}Because I wanted Dad to be weird. Like me. {84980}{85055}- Is that wrong?|- No. No, it's not wrong. {85057}{85126}It's just, sometimes|I don't think he likes me much. {85137}{85212}Honey, he loves you. {85220}{85304}I know he loves me. I don't think he likes me. {85329}{85386}And I really want him to. {85388}{85442}I'm gonna try to do things his way. {85467}{85542}And stop doing these stupid experiments. {85595}{85645}No, Maya. {85665}{85719}Don't stop your experiments. {85746}{85865}Sometimes daddies are the ones|who need to change. {86171}{86293}- Let me park this car.|- All right. Come on, girls. Let's go. {86304}{86363}Maya. Let me talk to you a second. {86365}{86441}- We'll be in there in a second.|- OK. {86443}{86493}Hey, listen. {86506}{86586}I don't think your egg is a stupid idea.|It's kinda cool. {86588}{86631}- You do?|- Yes. {86633}{86719}You have curiosity and ideas,|and that's what makes you special. {86721}{86803}- You mean weird.|- I didn't say weird. I said special. {86821}{86966}Being weird's not so bad. A lot of the greatest|people in history were considered weird. {86968}{87042}- Like who?|- Lots of people. Albert Einstein. {87044}{87170}With his crazy hair, people thought he was|weird. A guy that smart was weird to people. {87172}{87262}Muhammad Ali, when he said what round|he was gonna knock out people in {87264}{87363}and screamed "I'm the greatest!"|People thought that was super-weird. {87365}{87452}- And Joan of rc, she heard voices.|- Like you, Daddy? {87506}{87556}Yeah, like me. {87578}{87703}Listen, this is what I'm trying to tell you.|No matter what happens, you be who you are. {87705}{87760}And you love who you are. {87785}{87835}Because I love you. {87892}{87943}Give me a kiss. {87977}{87992}Yes. {87994}{88068}- You know, you're a great person.|- Oh, thank you. {88070}{88142}And a weird one too. {88144}{88204}- See you inside.|- OK. {88450}{88530}That was beautiful, man. {88532}{88617}- Lucky! What are you doing here?|- Do you have a tissue? {88619}{88699}Yes, I do.|Right in the back in that pocket over there. {88701}{88767}Listen. I'm sorry I ignored you|back at the house. {88815}{88886}You were the one who said|"Be who you are." You were right. {88936}{89036}Put me back in touch with the part of me|that I'd forgotten years ago, Lucky. {89072}{89144}Can you take it easy?|I'm trying to say something. {89146}{89229}- Well, then just say it.|- I'm trying to say it. {89231}{89306}- What do you think I'm trying to say?|- "I love you, Lucky." {89308}{89369}- That's not what I'm trying to say.|- Yes, it is. {89371}{89421}That is not what I'm trying to tell you. {89423}{89512}Come on. Deep down inside|that's exactly what you want to say. {89514}{89584}Come on, now.|You'll feel a lot better. Come on. {89586}{89667}Let it out. Go ahead. You know it. I know it. {89669}{89731}- I love you.|- You love me? {89758}{89809}I'm gonna need another tissue. {89811}{89888}- Where are we off to?|- We are off to ruin my life. {89950}{90012}Wake up! {90035}{90104}Hey, doc. You came back. {90119}{90172}You need help. I wanna take you for tests. {90174}{90274}- Tests? That's good, right? Tests?|- Yeah. Come on. {90320}{90372}I hate these stairs. {90386}{90451}Take good care of him, doc. He's our star. {90453}{90496}He'll be OK. {90498}{90551}- Great. More steps.|- Come on. Get in. {90594}{90680}Wait a minute. The dog gets to ride up front? {90682}{90782}- Stop looking at me like I'm a side dish.|- Don't flatter yourself. {90784}{90857}- Now, you two guys shut up. Quiet.|- Hey, look. Jerry. {90859}{90922}- Can you keep your voice down?|- He's a big fan. {90924}{91034}Hey, Jerry. How you doing, dude?|Just going for some tests. {91058}{91143}I'm fine! "The tiger's fine." I'm sick. {91176}{91254}- I told you they'd get away.|- No thanks to you. {91256}{91349}No? Three armed guards|versus a pigeon - that's a fair fight? {91412}{91505}He's not at home and he's not|answering his pager. I'm worried. {91518}{91552}- Mom.|- Yes? {91554}{91629}Guess who Maya brought to the party. {91641}{91699}Rodney. Rodney, there you are. {91737}{91791}- Man...|- Where the hell is Dolittle? {91793}{91910}You know, I just talked to him. He stopped|at an orphanage to take care of a sick child. {91912}{92004}That is so John. It's so typical of the man.|He just cares. {92006}{92155}Weller. Take your lips off my butt|long enough to hear what I'm going to say. {92157}{92258}If Dolittle's not here in ten minutes, {92260}{92317}- I'm pulling the plug.|- You won't have to. {92319}{92375}He's gonna be here in five minutes. {92377}{92484}- I hope so.|- He will be. He'll be here in five minutes. {92528}{92577}Hey. {92579}{92680}Where's the kitchen at? I gotta get in here.|Where's the food? {92709}{92782}- Rodney.|- She's coming to get me. {92798}{92848}Rodney. {93040}{93130}- Who's Rodney?|- Sorry. {93254}{93354}This ain't no kitchen. Smell bad.|Must be cooking chitlins. {93425}{93488}Now what's this for? {93552}{93602}Somebody help me. {93703}{93753}I can't swim. {93817}{93861}Aaaggghhh yourself! {94014}{94095}Where you going? Get me outta here. {94179}{94319}Somebody get the license plate number.|I have just been violated. {94564}{94652}- This is where you work?|- Come on. {94743}{94876}Don't throw that away. That's|the marrow - it's the best part of the bone. {94904}{94989}- Look who's here.|- Well, if it isn't Siegfried and Roy! {94991}{95019}Quiet. {95021}{95108}- Lucky, keep an eye out. You rats help him.|- We don't work for you. {95110}{95197}- Give me a break. I saved your life.|- That's yesterday's news. {95220}{95270}You want gratitude, get a hamster. {95272}{95353}"Get a hamster." You kill me! {95355}{95394}I gotta get help. {95396}{95467}Yeah, I got a plate ID on the cat napper. {95469}{95514}Do something. {95516}{95588}The heart of a hawk.|The heart of a hawk. {95590}{95683}- A chicken hawk|- The heart of a hawk. {95938}{96003}That feels good. {96005}{96109}I enjoy my personal relationships|with my patients. {96111}{96173}- You'll get over that.|- I just might not. {96175}{96227}I'm joking. Gene, I'm... {96260}{96407}This is the kind of guy who would rather be|trudging through the snow with a black bag {96409}{96475}- making house calls.|- Exactly. {96518}{96581}- That hurt me.|- Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry. {96583}{96652}- I may have broken my nose.|- I think I broke his nose. {96654}{96707}- Is it broken?|- Let me check. {96709}{96782}Oh, my God! I broke his nose. {96797}{96880}- Let me take him to X-ray.|- I'm blacking out. {97103}{97251}Thaaaat feeeeels goooood! {97277}{97346}- This really hurts. I think...|- Of course it hurts. {97348}{97401}You walked right into a door. {97403}{97454}Oh, God, I'm bleeding. {97456}{97533}I'm bleeding.|Do we have any morphine in the vault? {97535}{97586}- Hey, guys.|- John. {97595}{97652}- What happened to you?|- I walked into a door. {97654}{97710}- I crushed his septum.|- Really? {97712}{97794}Look, this is not really a good time.|I'm kinda {97796}{97847}- here with somebody.|- Oh, my God. {97849}{97942}I-I-I do not approve.|Lisa is a wonderful woman! {97989}{98024}- Jesus.|- It's OK. {98026}{98076}- It's a frigging tiger.|- He won't hurt you. {98104}{98181}- I know him.|- Be afraid. Be very afraid. {98183}{98243}Oh, my goodness. I have to sit. {98293}{98385}Here's what we do. We tell Johnny|we're gonna fix his little tiger up {98387}{98438}after he signs. OK? {98440}{98539}Then we'll have him committed.|It's perfect! That way we get our money. {98675}{98764}It's shifted to the left.|So there's something applying pressure to it. {98766}{98867}You can't operate on a tiger.|Especially as you don't know the symptoms. {98869}{98978}- Double vision and headaches. He told me.|- You'll wind up back at Hammersmith's. {98980}{99026}I've been supportive, {99028}{99118}but if you expect me to believe|that a tiger told you his symptoms, {99128}{99182}I might have to draw the line. {99231}{99292}You have to do something. Quick. {99294}{99374}We gotta get him into OR fast.|It's the only chance he's got. {99376}{99451}What about the press conference? {99453}{99511}20 bucks says this guy never shows. {99513}{99591}Watch your back.|Trying to get to the operating room. {99593}{99729}- Outta the way, please.|- Clear a spot. We have an emergency here. {99731}{99794}Clear the way, please. Coming through. {99796}{99901}- There you are. Let's do this.|- Mr Calloway, Mark broke his nose. {99903}{100002}- The nose can wait. The press is waiting.|- I-I-I-I... {100004}{100111}- We're announcing.|- I really don't know if we should... {100137}{100190}- Where were you?|- I'll explain. {100192}{100310}Thank you all for coming,|and thank you all for being so patient. {100312}{100424}As you all know, the practice of medicine|and the business of medicine {100426}{100513}have been undergoing|very big changes in this country. {100515}{100613}We at Calnet strive to be|at the forefront of these changes. {100615}{100700}That is why I'm proud to announce|the acquisition of... {100702}{100802}This is the life! Hot wings, nuts.|I love nuts. {100824}{100911}Oh, my! Live prey. {101064}{101170}- That's a big cat!|- It's all right. It's OK. {101181}{101243}It's OK. He's not gonna hurt anybody. {101278}{101328}He's just a very, very sick tiger. {101330}{101405}You'd better have a rational|explanation for all this. {101407}{101532}Mr Calloway, I don't have a rational|explanation. I wish I did, but I don't. {101538}{101647}Right now I got a sick tiger on my hands. I'm|gonna try to save it. That's all that matters. {101649}{101701}Dolittle, you go through with this... {101809}{101866}So if you'll excuse me... {101907}{101973}- Stupid cat. Ruined the party.|- Shut up. {101975}{102043}What do you mean, shut up?|I was gonna do karaoke! {102383}{102448}What the hell is this? {102450}{102518}- No more bacon.|- One, two, three, four. {102520}{102595}You ain't getting through this door. {102597}{102648}Make love, not war. {102661}{102735}Fur is murder. Free Willy. {102737}{102843}Pigs go home. Pigs go home. Pigs go home. {102845}{102876}Huh? {102878}{102936}No, no, not you. The police. {102938}{102992}Wow, this is great. {102994}{103074}- Are you OK?|- The man's coming down hard, but {103076}{103162}- we're holding strong.|- I got such a chill. {103164}{103237}I'm gonna give you a local.|It's not gonna hurt. {103239}{103300}It'll feel like a little bee sting. {103302}{103384}A little pressure. That's about it. {103386}{103436}OK? Here I come. {103496}{103521}There you go. {103525}{103572}He can't do this. {103574}{103703}- He still thinks he can talk to animals.|- He can, Lisa. He can talk to animals. {103705}{103783}It all started when he was a kid.|I didn't know what to do. {103785}{103865}- What are you saying, Dad?|- I thought it was a handicap, {103867}{103917}but it's a gift, Lisa. {103919}{103994}Don't you believe it? Look. See for yourself. {104101}{104216}I need you to stay alert and tell me if you feel|numbness in your paws or on your right side. {104218}{104319}Have you ever done this operation before? {104321}{104379}Yeah, once in medical school. {104381}{104435}But it was to a cadaver. {104437}{104533}My professor told me that had my patient|not been dead, he would have lived. {104543}{104597}Very comforting, doc. {104769}{104859}It's like Noah's ark out here.|It truly is a remarkable sight. {104861}{104998}This collection of animals has prevented San|Francisco's finest from entering the building. {105000}{105079}Which is apparently|where the stolen tiger is being held. {105083}{105164}OK, we're open. Gene, irrigate, please. {105264}{105365}All right, Jake, I need you to be alert.|Tell me if you feel anything at all. {105367}{105418}- Can you feel anything now?|- No. {105420}{105470}Just the same old pain. {105502}{105597}How about now?|You feeling any numbness at all? {105599}{105676}I... I can't. I don't know! {105678}{105747}Just relax and listen to|the sound of my voice, OK? {105749}{105853}- I'm scared.|- Don't be scared. I'm not gonna let you go. {105855}{105905}John? {105953}{106049}- What did he say?|- He said he's a little scared. {107068}{107147}Pulse is dropping fast. {107149}{107247}His dura is bulging.|There's too much pressure. {107249}{107311}- My left side went numb.|- Pulse still dropping. {107313}{107407}All right. Hey, you just hang in there,|OK, Jacob? Hang in there for me. {107409}{107484}- OK, doc.|- It's a blood clot. It has to be. {107486}{107593}All I gotta do is find it. We're too close|to his motor strip. More suction, Gene. {107595}{107675}- We're losing him. We gotta relieve pressure.|- Come on, Jake. {107677}{107784}- Don't let go yet. We're almost there.|- I can feel it. {107786}{107830}- There.|- There? {107832}{107890}OK. OK, here we go. {108023}{108091}It's gone. The pain is gone. {108093}{108170}Blood pressure stabilising. {108172}{108251}It's gone. It's really gone. {108258}{108320}He's OK. {108474}{108561}- Thank you.|- You are very welcome. {108563}{108678}You just lay back and relax. We're gonna|have you back in the center ring in no time. {108803}{108848}Why'd you do that? {108850}{108944}If he tries to eat me again, I'm gonna|smack that moustache off your face. {109034}{109123}He's a lunatic.|He has a history of mental illness. {109125}{109176}- He's frankly...|- He's the most {109178}{109296}- remarkable surgeon I have ever seen.|- He's here to stay. {109298}{109402}- He is the straw that stirs the drink.|- I want exclusive rights to him. {109404}{109469}He's dynamic, caring. I can't imagine... {109471}{109538}- What's the matter?|- Dolittle. Wonderful work. {109540}{109638}- Bravo. Bravo, Johnny. I'm so inspired.|- Welcome aboard. {109640}{109736}- I feel like I bought a winning franchise.|- Yeah. {109745}{109824}You haven't bought anything.|We're not for sale. {109828}{109946}Look. We don't need these namby-pamby|wacko freaks. It's you and me, {109959}{110056}- straight to the top.|- You want pigeon? You'll get pigeon. {110194}{110309}- Are ya happy now?|- I'm right behind ya. {110535}{110591}Hey. Somebody come here. {110593}{110655}I think we got birth here. {110657}{110746}Hey, hey! Somebody!|I see some shaking in that egg. {110748}{110800}I see shaking in the egg. {110802}{110862}Hey, how's it going, McGruff? {110864}{110921}You know what? A Tic Tac wouldn't kill you. {110923}{110998}Hey, girl, get up. We got birth coming. {111000}{111051}A swan egg. This is gonna be great. {111053}{111112}- Come on, girl.|- One question. What is a swan? {111114}{111180}- That's my egg hatching.|- OK, just breathe. {111182}{111254}Yeah, here it come, the magic moment. {111256}{111337}Oh, no. Just like Jurassic Park.|It's gonna kill us. {111339}{111404}My swan egg's hatching. It's hatching. It... {111457}{111519}Good lord, doc. What on earth is that? {111533}{111620}That would be Maya's|brand-new baby alligator. {111622}{111667}Cool. {111669}{111728}- Momma?|- Momma? I'm not your momma. {111769}{111855}- Momma?|- Oh, no, don't look at me. {111857}{111967}Although there was that one time|I got drunk in the Everglades... {111996}{112032}Doc, wait up. {112034}{112102}So, you're gonna treat humans and animals.|I love it. {112104}{112167}It's no big thing. We're all basically the same. {112169}{112266}My thoughts exactly. First I want to|move my bowl up on the dining-room table. {112268}{112340}Second, no more dog food.|That stuff's just gross. {112342}{112421}I want my own room, with a TV.|Basic cable will be fine. {112428}{112499}I hate stories with happy endings. {112501}{112545}- Yoo-hoo.|- What? {112547}{112622}- I didn't say nothing.|- Then who...? {112624}{112717}Run for your lives.|Oh, my God. I don't wanna die. {112719}{112789}Hang a left. No, hang a right. {112791}{112937}- Legs, do your thing. Outta my way.|- This circle of life really stinks. {122618}{122690}Subtitles by Visiontext {122726}{122776}ENGLISH68670