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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Sure, can I ask who's calling?
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Just a second.
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Jim Halpert. What?
How did you get this number?
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Stalker.
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Katy and Jim met in the office.
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Pam: And now, I guess they're,
like, going out or dating or something.
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And...
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I don't know, you know.
They're just...
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She calls him, and they...
You know.
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I'm sorry, I feel like I'm talking
really loud. Am I talking really loud?
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So we're still on for lunch?
You're meeting me here?
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Okay. Great. Bye.
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Hey, you can just
give her your extension.
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Okay.
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Howard/ryan.
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Ryan Howard is sitting
in my office.
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And he has been a temp here
for a couple of months,
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and he's kind of gotten
the lay of the land a little bit.
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Had a few laughs along the way.
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And now he wants
to know what I think.
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The temp agency wants to know
what you think.
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Shall we? Let us proceed.
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First up, "proficiency
in necessary skills.
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"Excellent."
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Dwight: Michael's in there
right now evaluating the temp.
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He hasn't evaluated me in years.
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Five years from now,
what do you wanna do?
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Where do you wanna be?
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Well, I'm interested
in business.
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Oh. Good. Ambitious. Excehent
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wanna be a manager?
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No, actually, what I want
is to own my own company.
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That is ridiculous.
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Ryan's about to attend the
Michael Scott school of business.
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I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda
rolled into one.
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"Much advice you seek."
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Do you know who that is?
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Fozzie bear?
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Hmm.
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No. That was Yoda.
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There are 10 rules of business
that you need to learn.
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Number one:
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You need to play to win,
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but you also have to
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win to play.
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Got it.
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And I will give you
the rest of the 10 at lunch.
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Hey.
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Dwight: Michael and I have
a very special connection.
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He's like Batman,
I'm like Robin.
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He's like the lone ranger
and I'm like Tonto.
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And it's not like there was the
lone ranger and Tonto and bonto.
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People!
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Okay, everybody!
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This is not a test.
Move to the exits.
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Devon, head towards
the exit. Do not panic!
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Get up off your desks. Oscar:
No, I don't wanna hear it. All right?
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Let's go, people!
No panic is warranted.
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Do not panic!
Go in a single-file line.
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This is not a drill!
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Arms at your side!
Arms at your side!
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Dwight: Please, move quickly!
This is a paper company, people.
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Step lively. This whole place is
a tinderbox. It is ready to blow.
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This is not a test.
Can you leave?
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Oh, you say that every time.
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Do you wanna die?
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Oh, god.
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Do you wanna die? Out!
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All right, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
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Stanley, have you ever seen a
burn victim? Move to the exits.
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Come on, your safety partners.
Your safety partners. Let's go!
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Real smoke!
We've got smoke! Smoke!
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God!
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Oh, Kelly! Are you okay?
I got you!
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I'm okay!
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Cover your nose and mouth.
Hey, let go of me!
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Breathe through your nose.
Let go of me!
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Breathe through your nose.
Remove your stockings, okay?
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They'll melt right into your
flesh. Stay below the smoke line.
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Let's go! Clear out, stat!
Stat means now!
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Michael: Yes,
I was the first one out.
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And, yes, I've heard women
and children first,
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but we do not employ children.
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We are not a sweatshop,
thankfully.
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And women are equal
in the workplace bylaw.
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So, I let them out first,
I've a lawsuit on my hands.
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Another rule of business is being
able to adapt to different situations.
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Yeah? Mmm-hmm.
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Adapt. React. Readapt.
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Apt. All right?
That's rule number two.
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Okay, guys, listen up.
We need a head count.
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Okay, we need to count off.
Michael's number one.
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Where is he? Where's he?
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So, what was rule two?
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Adapt, react, readapt, apt.
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Okay, well, let's just kind
of take it a little slower.
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Hey, Michael, Ryan needs
a number for the count off.
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Okay, well, "1" is taken.
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Okay, "2"?
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Okay. Oh, sorry.
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He can have "14."
Marjorie's not here today.
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Michael: Well, he needs
a permanent number, right?
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No, I don't.
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Oh, you know what else? I thought
of a nickname for the three of us.
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Three musketeers.
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Yeah, okay.Yeah.No, no, no.
Igotone, lgotone.
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The three stooges.
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Dwight: That's funny, too. But
if we're the three musketeers...
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I don't wanna be, like,
a guy here, you know?
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Like, Stanley
is the crossword-puzzle guy
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and Angela has cats.
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I don't wanna have a thing here.
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You know, I don't wanna be
the "something guy."
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Okay, you know what?
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I think I'm gonna be
setting the agenda here, okay?
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Can everybody gather up, please?
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Important announcement.
Very important announcement.
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I think this is a perfect
opportunity for all of us to participate
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in some really intense,
psychologically revealing conversations.
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So, we're gonna be playing
"desert island,"
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"Who would you do" and...
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"Would you rather."
"Would you rather."
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"Would you rather"
is our third game.
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Yeah!
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Hey, guys. Great response time.
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Listen up. I got some
theories. Okay, there's a...
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Okay, so three books
on a desert island, Angela.
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The Bible.
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That's one book.
You've got two others.
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A purpose driven life.
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Nice.
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Third book.
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Okay, Phyllis.
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The Da Vinci code.
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The Da Vinci code.
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I would take the Da Vinci code,
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so I could burn
the Da Vinci code.
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Okay, great. That's gonna keep
you warm for, like, seven seconds.
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Question, is there
firewood on the island?
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I guess.
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Then I would bring an axe,
no books.
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Jim: No, it has
to be a book, Dwight.
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Fine.
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Physician's desk reference.
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Nice. Smart.
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Hollowed out. Inside, water
proof matches, iodine tablets,
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beet seeds, protein bars,
NASA blanket,
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and, in case I get bored,
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Harry Potter
and the sorcerer's stone.
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No, Harry Potter
and the prisoner ofazkaban.
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Question, did my shoes
come off in the plane crash?
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Rule number four: In
business image is everything.
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Andre agassi.
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This car is an investment,
right?
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If I have to take out a client or
I'm seen around Scranton in it...
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I love it. I love this car.
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Do you like it?
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Yeah.
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Jim: Okay, thought
people read more books.
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DVDs. Five movies, what
would you bring to the island?
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Yes, Meredith.
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Legends of the fall, my big fat
Greek wedding, legally blonde,
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Bridges of Madison county.
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Wow.
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Legends of the fall.
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Wow. Bridges of Madison county.
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Legally blonde,
these movies are just...
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Well, I kind of like legally...
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Wait, wait, wait.
Pam, no. Do you understand?
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The game is "desert island
movies," not "guilty pleasure movies."
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Desert island movies are the movies you're
gonna watch for the rest of your life.
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Forever. Unforgivable.
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I take it back. Unforgivable.
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Good. I take it back.
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And, ghost.
Butjust that one scene.
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Is this your car, Ryan?
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Well, sir, I don't... some
pretty big books back there.
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Good shocks.
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Hello, Mr. Egghead.
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Oh, Stanley kaplan. I know him.
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"M" is for murder, "p" is for...
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That's actually a test-prep
book... for phone. What?
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That's a test-prep
for business school.
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Oh, thinking about
business school?
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I just got in.
I applied. I go at night.
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Really? So, you think you
know a lot about business?
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No, not yet. Just started.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Quiz me.
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I wouldn't even
know where to start.
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Oh, come on. Come
on, egghead, let's do it.
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Dwight: Do it.
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Quiz me up.
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All right.
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Why have people been rethinking the
Microsoft model in the past few years?
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When I was Ryan's age,
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I worked in a fast food restaurant
to save up money for school.
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And then I lost it
in a pyramid scheme,
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but I learned more about
business right then and there
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than business school would ever
teach me or Ryan would ever teach me.
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Is it cheaper to sign a new customer
or to keep an existing customer?
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Keep an existing cust...
Shut it.
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Can I just do it, please?
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It's equal.
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It is 10 times more expensive
to sign a new customer.
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Okay. Yes,
it was a trick question, okay.
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Look, I mean, he didn't need
business school, okay?
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Michael comes from the school
of hard knocks.
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All right. Okay, Dwight...
Self-taught.
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You didn't even go to college.
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You know what? You don't
need to help me here, okay?
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You know, maybe you should go
to business school like Ryan.
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Then you'd know
what you're talking about.
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Dwight: Come on. So...
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I'm studying with the master.
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Reference. Why don't
you go to business...
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You should learn from him,
right? Right? Right?
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Stop it, Dwight. You know what,
Dwight? You're acting like a dork.
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Would you cool it, please? Okay.
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Hey, he's not your
five-year-old brother, Dwight.
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He's a valued member
of this company.
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And you know what? He knows
more about business than you ever will.
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Stupid.
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Michael: I did not
go to business school.
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You know who else didn't go
to business school?
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LeBron James, Tracy mcgrady,
Kobe Bryant.
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They went right from high
school to the NBA, so...
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So, it's not the same thing
at all.
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Look at this stuff. "Market fragments."
What is that supposed to be?
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It's a way of looking at consumers
as subsets of a larger client base.
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You are so smart.
You are so effing smart.
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You should be teaching me.
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Pam, get us back into it.
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Okay.
Jim: Five movies. Go ahead.
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Fargo, Edward scissorhands,
dazed and confused.
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Oh, definitely in my top five.
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Yes, in my top three,
so suck it.
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Breakfast club. What?
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The Princess bride and...
Okay, that's five.
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No, my all-time favorite!
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Jim: Pam, play by the rules.
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Pam: All-time favorite!
Play by the rules.
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Dwight, all-time favorite movie.
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Dwight: The crow.
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I became a salesman
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because of people.
I love making friends.
248
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But then I was promoted
to manager, very young age.
249
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I still try to be
a friend first,
250
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,343
but, you know,
when you're very successful,
251
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,762
your co-workers
look at you differently.
252
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What do you think?
253
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Maybe we should get some air.
No, I'm okay.
254
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I'm really uncomfortable.
255
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,408
All right. Let's move on.
256
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,202
Let's move on to the main
event, "who would you do?"
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Present company excluded?
258
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,871
Not necessarily.
259
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,540
Pam. Pam.
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Jim: Um...
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Okay. You know what? Maybe
I'll finish explaining the rules.
262
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,798
Let me explain it first
and then...
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Yeah, so we'll get right... you
know what? I'll be right back.
264
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Stanley, you're taking over
for me, buddy. I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Dwight.
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Dwight!
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Come one, Dwight, use words.
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00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,406
Why didn't I
go to business school?
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00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,591
Who goes to business school?
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The temp. He does?
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00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,328
Yeah, it's all him and Michael
talk about anymore.
273
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,664
You know, I bet
Ryan thinks to himself,
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"I wish lwere a volunteer
sheriff on the weekend."
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He doesn't even know
that I do that.
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Pam: You should tell him.
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Oh, yeah, Pam, right. That's
gonna help things. Just talk it out.
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I hope the war goes on forever
and Ryan gets drafted.
279
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Dwight. What?
280
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I'm sorry I said that.
I didn't...
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Just part of me meant it.
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Besides, he'd end up
being a hero anyway.
283
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,273
You know what you should do?
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You should quit.
285
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,029
And then, that would stick it
to both of them.
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No, Jim. I'm not gonna quit.
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Then Ryan wins.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Thanks, you guys.
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I just need some alone time.
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Okay.
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00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,459
All right, buddy.
293
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,008
Hey. Guys, what's going on?
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Nothing. Hey.
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00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,552
What's up?
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00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,388
Can I hang out
with you guys for a bit?
297
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,932
The warehouse guys are a
bunch ofjackasses sometimes.
298
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,434
Come on, people, you know
the rules of the game, now.
299
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,770
Hey, gang.
What game are we playing here?
300
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,855
Okay, it's called,
"who would you do?"
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00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,984
Oh, I play this at home
all the time
302
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,694
while I'm falling asleep.
303
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,364
What... where are we?
Where are we here?
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00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,782
Roy? Roy.
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00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,076
Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
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00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,497
Oh, I got it.
What's the name of that
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00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,583
tight-ass Christian chick.
The blonde?
308
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,335
My name is Angela.
309
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,921
Hey, Angela.
Roy, nice to meet you.
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00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,048
All right, who's next?
Who's next? Who's next?
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Who's... Jim? You're next.
Who would you do?
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00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,597
Kevin, hands down.
313
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,518
Yeah, I mean he's really got
that Teddy bear thing going on
314
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,813
and afterwards we could
just watch bowling.
315
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,734
Well, I would
definitely have sex with Ryan,
316
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,322
'cause he is gonna
own his own business.
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00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,032
You're all gay.
318
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,952
Who's next? Who we got?
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00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,247
Who... hey. No, I can talk.
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00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,975
I can talk. I can talk.
Yeah, it's a great time.
321
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,310
Well, I wish I had my cell
phone, but I left it inside, so...
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00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,419
Would that make you happy?
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00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,605
What's that? If you had your cell
phone, itwould make you happy?
324
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,922
Yeah. I'm on it.
325
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,382
Dwight. Hey, Dwight!
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00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,758
You can't go back in yet.
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00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:11,304
He is an idiot. The man is
an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
328
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,723
What if he dies in the fire,
329
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,476
and that's the last thing
you ever said to him?
330
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,604
I didn't say it to him.
Isaid it about him.
331
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,194
Jim? Definitely Jim.
332
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,820
Definitely, definitely Jim.
333
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,071
Come on, Pam. Come on.
334
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,156
What about you, Pam?
335
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,950
Oscar's kind of cute.
336
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,285
Yeah, I like Oscar.
337
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,995
Ooh, Toby.
338
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,500
How long does it take
to find a cell phone?
339
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,378
I don't know either.
340
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,880
Is there anybody else?
341
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,134
Hey, where are you?
342
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,303
Oh, good.
343
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,573
Yeah, we're just here.
We're playing "desert island."
344
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,849
It's when you pick
your five favorite DVDs.
345
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,435
Seriously,
where the hell is Dwight?
346
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,734
Hey, call my cell phone.
347
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,986
It'll make it
easier for him to find.
348
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,073
What's your number?
349
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,699
I gave it to you in the car.
350
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,787
I saw you program it in.
351
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,331
You gotta give it to me again.
352
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,666
Okay. All right.
353
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,921
Now I have it.
354
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,602
I better tell somebody.
355
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,312
Excuse me, sir?
356
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,815
Dwight! Dwight!
357
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,734
Oh, god, man!
Why did you go in there?
358
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:52,029
What? Everybody was scared out
of their wits, man.
359
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,782
Everyone, okay,
I have an announcement.
360
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,452
Apparently, in business school,
361
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,831
they don't teach you
how to operate a toaster oven,
362
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,460
because some smart, sexy temp
left his cheese pita
363
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,797
on "oven" instead of timing it
for the toaster thing.
364
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,385
Oh, wow, okay.
365
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:19,223
Well, I guess they don't teach how to
operate a toaster oven in business school.
366
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,641
That's exactly what I said.
367
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,602
Hey, did you miss
that day, there, Ryan?
368
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,686
Dwight: Were you absent?
369
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,895
Michael: Toaster oven 101.
370
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,980
Dwight: You failed?
371
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,148
I'm so sorry.
372
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,649
Oh, man.
373
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,029
"Hey, I know what'll impress
everybody. I'll start a fire."
374
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,281
Oh, man.
375
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,200
Bad idea. Bad ideajeans.
376
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,454
I have a song, attention
everyone, that I wanna sing,
377
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:45,499
that I wrote especially for this occasion
when I was up there among the flames.
378
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,792
Ready?
379
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,420
Ryan started the fire!
380
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,673
It was always burning since
the world's been turning!
381
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,384
Ryan started the fire!
Ryan started the fire!
382
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,595
It was always burning
since the world was turning!
383
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,971
Everybody!
384
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,975
I can't believe
I started the fire.
385
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,315
Marilyn Monroe!
386
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,651
Ryan started the fire!
Ryan started the fire!
387
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,486
It was always burning
388
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,489
Dwight: Eat it. Yeah, eat it.
You have to eat it.
389
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,739
Hey Katy: Hey
390
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,008
how are you? Good. How are you?
391
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,176
I'm good. It's good to see you.
392
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,242
Good to see you, too.
393
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,786
I'm hungry. Yeah, I am, too.
394
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,081
Oh, I have been thinking
the whole way over,
395
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,248
and I have my answers.
396
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,333
What answers?
397
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,793
For the "desert island."
398
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,646
Oh, right! Right, right,
right. Come on, come on.
399
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,422
Ladies and gentlemen, gather
around. We have one more participant.
400
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,466
Come on, be polite. Be polite.
401
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,177
Desert island, five movies, go.
402
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,888
Okay, first,
403
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,224
legally blonde,
404
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,854
I forgot what
a super-nice girl Katy is.
405
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,150
And just good for Jim.
They are so cute together.
406
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,903
And what an adorable car.
407
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,117
Okay, I think the game's over.
People are, like, leaving.
408
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,552
There was a bigger crowd
last time.
409
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,994
Do you wanna just go to lunch?
Okay.
410
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,121
Yeah? All right.
411
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,247
Sure. You wanna drive?
412
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,498
All right.
413
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,632
They are so cute.
414
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,968
I'm really sorry, Dwight.
415
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,219
Answer me this, though.
416
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,012
What? Was it worth it?
417
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,431
Was it worth it, temp?
418
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,557
Was it worth it? Really?
419
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,850
I'm really sorry, Dwight.
420
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,352
The fire guy. The fire guy!
421
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,855
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
studebaker, television
422
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,274
North Korea, South Korea,
Marilyn Monroe!
423
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,526
Ryan started the fire!
424
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,195
Okay, rule five: Safety first,
425
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:41,115
I.e. Don't burn
the building down.
426
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,325
Okay?
That should be a no-brainer.
427
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,663
Oh, look, Ryan is book smart,
428
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,834
and I am street smart
and book smart.
429
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,464
I'll give you
the rest of the 10 tomorrow.
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