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Good night, Helen. Oh, hold on, Brian.
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No, I didn't mean to tell you all day
that that shirt looks really good on
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you. Oh, thank you.
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You know, I've always thought that you
were really handsome.
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So sexy.
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Helen, what are you doing?
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Something I wanted to do for a long
time.
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Nurse Cochran.
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He had two pints of blood, 15 milligrams
of Demerol. Yes, Dr. Madden, and we have
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to hurry because there were 49 others in
the car with him.
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Brian, I really want you.
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Helen. What?
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Something's not right here.
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Maybe a little music will help?
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Call me unreliable.
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Throw in undefendable too.
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Now do you want me?
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What about Joe?
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Forget Joe.
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Should we wake him up?
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Whatever he's doing, it looks like he's
having a good time.
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Milo, you look very nice today.
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Oh, thanks, Faye. Yeah, yesterday.
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After church, I went to the hardware
store and Arlo the paint boy called me
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sir. Yeah, right then it hit me.
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That Arlo sniffs paint fumes?
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Tell you who among us hasn't maybe
lingered a little too long over a can of
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Navajo white.
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What I meant to say was, you know, suit
commands respect.
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What do you think, Roy? Mather, a group
of cubs.
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Scouts heave-hoed all over plane two.
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Drag your butt out there and hose it
down.
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Need I say more?
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Hey, what are you reading?
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Well, it's a catalog of night classes.
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I'm tired of being so angry about Stuart
leaving me. I figure there's got to be
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more to life than just sitting around
being bitter about men.
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Good for you.
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What classes are you thinking about
taking? Well, I have it narrowed down
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here to lesbian studies or how to render
a man helpless with your thumb.
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We're both taught by the same
instructor.
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Hey, Roy, want to hear a good one?
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Yeah, sure.
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An honest, hard-working cab driver goes
to a shyster accountant and ends up
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owing the IRS 1,500 bucks. So the IRS
now is threatening to throw the cabbie
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in the prison.
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That is a good one.
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So I was wondering if you could lend me
some money.
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That's an even better one.
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There's an old saying about lending
money to friends. Yeah, I know. Neither
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a borrower nor a lender be. Actually, I
was thinking of no, no, not even if I
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liked you, no.
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Of all the times for this to happen, I
finally saved up enough money to ask
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Casey out for a fancy dinner. You take
Casey out?
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Scarpacci, you are kidding yourself. You
haven't had the nerve to say two words
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to her since she showed up here. Well, I
do now. Oh, really? Let's see. Casey,
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could you come here? What are you doing
now?
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You've got the guts to ask around all
spring for the dinner.
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What is it?
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Antonio?
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You thought it was funny last week when
I did it to Faye.
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So, uh, what were you smiling about,
huh? Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I had the most incredible dream.
Completely weird.
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I was in the terminal, right? And Lowell
was dressed as a surgeon and he was
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operating on a clown. Oh, yeah.
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And then Antonio and Roy were playing
twin pianos while Casey sang.
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What?
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Wait, you'll get a huge kick out of
this.
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I was making it with Helen at the lunch
party.
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What?
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Can you picture that? Me and Helen.
Isn't that hysterical?
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My Helen? You dreamt about my Helen?
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Well... I wouldn't worry too much about
it. Yesterday, I had a dream that I
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couldn't play soccer because I had
Tupperware instead of feet.
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Did you see her naked?
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All right, all right.
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Let me explain the concept to you, okay?
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Was a dream.
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Didn't happen. No, no, no. It was more
than a dream. Obviously, you have sexual
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feelings towards Helen. How could you do
this to me? Yeah, I'm really sorry I
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brought the whole thing up. Listen, I
was out late last night. I'd like to get
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a little more sleep. No, no, you're not
going to sleep. You stay away from
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Helen.
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Do you know where I can get a car and
driver for the weekend?
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Oh, you mean like a limousine? Oh, it
doesn't have to be a limo.
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Well, how about a former USO dancer and
a Plymouth duster?
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Excuse me, sir.
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Couldn't help overhearing.
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I own a luxurious cab. I know every inch
of the island, and people say I'm perky.
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You'd also have to run air and FedEx
documents, pick clients up at the
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airport. Say no more. If you need
something faxed, I will fax it. If you
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need lunch, I will make it. If you need
a massage, well, I won't give you one.
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Okay, maybe I will.
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You are perky.
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How much?
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One full week at your beck and call, 24
hours a day.
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Fifteen hundred bucks.
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Fifteen hundred bucks? Hey, for that
I'll take a bullet for you.
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No, I won't.
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Okay, maybe I will.
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I don't know, it's a lot of money.
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And I don't get shot at that often.
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The best does not come cheap, but you
know that. From the look of your suit,
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well, whatever you're here for is worth
big coin. So you can go first class and
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hire me or some low-rent driver who
FedExes your contracts to the wrong
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coast and blows the whole gig.
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I like a man who knows what he's worth.
Gavin Rutledge.
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Antonio Scarpacci. Let's rock and roll.
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Do you know her?
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Who? That woman there. She's gorgeous.
What's her name?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You don't want her.
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Faye, on the other hand, is one hot
ticket.
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That's okay. I like what I see right
here. Excuse me.
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My name is Gavin Rutledge.
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Hi.
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When I first saw you, I... Well, I'm
sure that you hear this all the time,
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but I just wanted to tell you myself.
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You are absolutely stunning.
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Really? Well, hey, we tried. Okay.
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I'm in town for a week putting together
a real estate deal.
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I'd love it if you'd have dinner with
me.
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Look, Gabby, save your breath. It's not
going to happen.
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You gave it your last shot. Let's go.
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Are you sure there's nothing I could say
that would change your mind?
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Look, I just separated from my husband,
and I'm not really into dating right
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now. I understand.
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I'm sorry to have bothered you.
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And for whatever it's worth, any man who
would let you get away, Has to be the
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world's biggest fool.
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Thanks. See, I got you to smile. My work
here is done.
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Okay, come on, let's go.
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Wait!
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I'm sorry about the little attitude
before.
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I'm Casey.
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It's nice to meet you, Casey.
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I should probably quit while I'm ahead,
but I was wondering if you might
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reconsider my dinner invitation.
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Well, I think I'd like that.
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What?
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Antonio, take these bags to the car.
I'll be out in a minute.
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My life is a complete disaster.
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Hey, you want to turn your life around?
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Get yourself a suit.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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You're staring at Helen.
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Oh, I was not.
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Hey, I saw you. You were staring at her.
I asked her to butter my bagel. Butter
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your bagel. All right, you and me
outside right now.
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What's going on? I don't even want to
tell you. You're going to be furious.
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All right.
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Brian had an erotic dream about you.
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Really?
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Really. What do you mean, really? He saw
you naked.
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Did I look fat to you? Oh, I don't
believe this.
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While we're on the subject of fantasies,
I've had one that involves two people
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here. Really? Who?
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Well, actually, it was Joe and Brian.
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No, you had a fancy about us?
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Yes, it was totally wild.
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After last night, tiger lady, you
deserve it.
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Oh, very funny. That's very funny.
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I knew they were for Casey.
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Good morning.
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Oh, my God, look at those beautiful
flowers.
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Are they for me?
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Yes. Oh.
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Gavin remembered I said I love lilies.
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Actually, I did.
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And you're the sweetest guy.
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Speak of the hunky devil.
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Flowers after one date. Guy must really
like you. Oh, I hope so.
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Gavin is just like Stuart.
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Except he's charming, he has a sense of
humor, and I don't have to carry him
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when the sand on the beach gets too hot.
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That was Mr. Rutledge.
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He said we'll pick you up tonight at
eight.
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Well, tell him that eight will be
perfect. Did he say anything else?
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Yeah, well, he said to tell you he has a
bad case of the Casey's. What?
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Oh, that's so cute.
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I'm in hell.
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I can't believe you actually had the
nerve to get up and sing just the way
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you are.
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It was a karaoke bar, and besides, I was
singing it to you.
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Sorry,
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a little something caught in my throat
there.
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I had a great time tonight.
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You really are incredible.
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What the... Had those breaks or what,
huh?
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Well, here we are at Casey's house. Good
night, Casey.
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See you soon. Don't be a stranger. Ciao.
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You sure I can't talk you into going
back to the hotel just for a glass of
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wine?
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Well, it is late, and tonight is just a
little too soon for me.
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I understand.
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But we're still on for dinner tomorrow
night.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Hey,
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is that a horn or what?
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Well, I guess I'll just walk Casey to
the door. I can handle it.
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Don't kiss you.
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Don't kiss you.
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Well,
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I
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guess it's back to the hotel.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, jeez, I didn't know it had gotten
this late.
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I've got to make a call.
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Well, I'm on the island.
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This cab is my office, and anything said
in the office is... Strictly
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confidential, I understand.
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Well, I guess your work never stops,
huh?
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Right.
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Hi, honey, it's me.
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How are the kids?
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Yep.
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What? Oh, well, let's just say that,
uh...
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You're not the only dreamer in the
Hackett. Oh, will you let this go?
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Sure, sure, sure, sure. But you might be
interested to know that last night I had
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the most exciting dream of my entire
life.
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Let me guess.
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You got a brand new pair of Dockers?
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No. I think more along the lines of your
new girlfriend, Kirsten.
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My Kirsten? No, not last night. She
wasn't.
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Oh, yeah, she came to the house to see
you, but you weren't home.
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She locked the door with a little smile.
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She slowly took off her clothes.
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And she proceeded to do things to me
that still make me shiver.
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Kirsten did. Yeah.
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Not Helen.
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Listen, you can dream all you want about
Helen.
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I got Kirsten. What do you think of
that?
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Oh, not very much.
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Can I talk to you? No, no, not now. Come
on, Alan. It was just a dream.
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Brian, come on. I'm sorry. I've got to
say this.
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Lord.
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Lord, listen.
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I have this problem, and I was hoping
you could give me some advice.
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Sure. Here
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we
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go. Never mind.
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Listen, your instincts brought you to
me.
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Unload your burden.
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Okay, well, see, I've got this friend,
see, and he owes a lot of money to
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the IRS.
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And right now, he's working for this
rich man who happens to be dating a
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woman that my friend likes very much.
But the problem is, this rich man is
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married. But if my friend tells the
woman this, he's sure to be fired. Oh,
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Antonio.
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Do I look like a fool to you?
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I think we both know who your friend is.
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It's your cousin Giacomo, isn't it?
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No. Your dad? No.
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Roy? No.
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Pete the idiot? No, no, listen.
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I think what the problem is is that your
friend has no self-respect.
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What you need to do is tell him to get
himself a suit.
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Dinner was wonderful.
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In fact, the last few days have been
wonderful.
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Me too.
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I've waited a long time for someone like
you to come into my life. Please.
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Use your turn signal, you butthead.
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I got you a little something. Here.
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Oh,
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Gavin, this is beautiful.
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Weasel!
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I'm on the road, little weasel.
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I can't accept this. This is too much.
Please, I really want you to have it.
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I don't know what to say.
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Say that you'll keep it.
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Casey, the way I feel about you, I could
really see us together.
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I almost missed that. Turn the cases
off.
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That won't be necessary.
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I think we'll be going on to the hotel.
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What? The hotel.
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Oh, look, a church.
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Anybody feel like going to confession?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I know. The hotel.
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Okay. Here it is.
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Thank you.
283
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Well, I guess I'll just wait here to
drive Casey home, then.
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That won't be necessary.
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Casey. What?
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Nothing. Let's go.
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Casey, don't go. What are you doing?
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What's wrong?
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He's married.
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Married? He has a wife. He calls her
honey.
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Is that true?
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Well, sort of.
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But isn't the important thing how we
feel about each other tonight?
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No, you're married.
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Does that really have to matter?
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I guess it does.
297
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Please take me home.
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You are so fired.
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Fine, just pay me what you owe me. Try
to collect a dime from me.
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Yeah, well, I'll see you in hell,
because I'm going to kill myself.
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I'm sorry.
302
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Why do I have an act for finding all the
jerks?
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Why can't I find a nice guy?
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Oh, they're out there.
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If I may.
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You know, for years, my uncle Paolo, he
drove this beat-up old station
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wagon.
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And then...
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One day, he came into a lot of money,
never mind how, and he
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bought a bright red Ferrari.
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It was shiny and fast, but not very
dependable.
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Most days, he still had to drive that
beat-up old wagon.
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So one day, the Ferrari blew up, never
mind how.
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So, Paolo, he goes and buys a black
Maserati, you know?
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But once again, he could never count on
it.
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Ferraris, Maseratis, they sure are
flashy.
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But that banged-up old wagon is still
with him after all these years.
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I think I see what you mean.
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You do?
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Well, that's good, you know, because
that...
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I was thinking.
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In fact, I was hoping.
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You know, I learned something tonight.
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I'm not ready to date him. I thought I
was, but... I guess it's just too soon.
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Yeah, right.
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It's too soon.
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Hey, I'm sorry you got fired.
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No, big deal.
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I'm sure the IRS will wait for the money
I owe them.
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I'm so screwed.
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Here.
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What are you doing?
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00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:34,560
Well, you need money, so why don't you
take this? No, no, I couldn't. Please.
334
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,420
No, no, it's yours.
335
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:39,200
I'd really rather you have it.
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00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:45,300
Thank you. You know, if I didn't need
the money so badly... I know.
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If nothing else, he had good taste.
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Yes.
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He certainly did.
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Wow.
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I just had the weirdest dream.
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