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Good morning, Antonio.
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Hello.
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You're certainly in a good mood today. I
know, I know. Last night, I saw a very,
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very funny program on the television.
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They were playing them one after
another.
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What was it? Well, I don't remember the
name, but it was all about this very
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funny couple named Fred and Ethel.
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Oh, you're talking about I Love Lucy.
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Lucy. Oh, right, the neighbor.
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Oh, that's right. There's a Lucy
marathon on this weekend. She is
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hysterical. Oh, please. You know, I know
it's un-American, but I just think that
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show is so stupid.
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I do.
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I do. I mean, one week, Lucy's stuck on
a ledge, dressed as Superman.
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Ha-ha. Yeah, great. And then the next
week, she's posing as a hot dog vendor
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trying to meet Bob Hope.
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No one in their right mind would do
those things. Oh, come on. What are you
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talking about? You do stupider stuff
than that every day of your life. Okay,
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okay. I've been willing to push the
envelope, but I've never crawled inside,
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stamped it, and mailed myself to John
Wayne.
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Damn it.
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Boy, you don't even look up anymore, do
you?
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I'm talking about this.
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Clint Black is performing tonight in
Boston, but it's sold out. Oh, really?
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You're a fan?
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I'm a huge fan.
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Really? I'd still to see one of his
shows.
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Make me mad.
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You and me both. Can't believe that bum
is this close by. Hasn't even called me.
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Who?
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Clint.
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Quack. We're old friends.
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What are you doing?
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Checking my driver's license. I want to
make sure I wasn't born yesterday.
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Okay.
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Yeah, you don't believe me. Don't
believe me.
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You actually know Clint Black. The Clint
Black. Didn't I just say that?
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How do you know him?
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We used to hang out together. You know,
before he was anybody.
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Well, Z, if you really do know him, you
think, you know, you could possibly
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maybe... Get tickets?
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Um, well, for you, uh... Okay, I'll see
what I can do.
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Brian, if you can really pull this off,
I promise I won't forget it.
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I can't believe you actually know Clint
Black.
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Oh, cut. Will you relax? He's just
another guy.
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Clint Black.
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Who's Clint Black?
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Look, it's one baggie, Joe, per
ticket-o.
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Or no fly-o.
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Pay extra-o. Oh, Roy, he obviously
doesn't understand you. Now, just so
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happens that I know a little Spanish.
Allow me.
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Señor, no es permito mas que... Pardon,
pardon, madame, je vous comprends pas.
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You speak French.
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Well, let's see.
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Only one.
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Le suitcase pour le passageur.
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which comes back to you.
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Hey, Alex.
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Dawn, I've got to ask you something.
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Yeah?
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Does Brian know Clint Black?
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Clint Black the singer?
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Is that what he told you?
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Well, I mean... And you believed him?
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Well, I didn't say that. I just
thought... Okay, okay. Let's go for it.
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I don't mean to laugh at you. It's just
that it's... Such vintage Brian.
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Once he told this girl in high school
that he knew one of the Apollo
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astronauts, and he even called her up on
the phone in this really nasally voice
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and told him he was calling long
distance from the moon.
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And she bought it? Well, he did sound
real, and I was kind of lonely.
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He said he could get tickets to see
Clint Black. Hey, so let him. At least
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we get to see the show.
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No. If he doesn't know him, there's no
way. The concert's completely sold out.
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Even better.
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Watching Brian squirm out of a lie is
some of the best entertainment available
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today.
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Watch and learn.
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Hey, Brian.
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Thanks. Alex told me that you could get
us tickets to see Clint Black.
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Us? Well, she told me that you knew him,
and so we figured, you know, it'd be
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just as easy to get three as two.
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Did you?
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I hope that's not a problem. I mean, you
and Clint being friends and all, I
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figured. No, no, no, no, no. No problem
at all.
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You know Clint well enough to get two
tickets? You know him well enough to get
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three?
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You're good.
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Well, once Brian starts tap dancing,
it's just a matter of knowing when to
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roll the marbles across the floor.
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Yes, hello.
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Ticket office.
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Yes. This is Monsignor Hackett. I'm
calling for the Cardinal about tickets
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to the Clint Black concert.
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Yes, I'm aware that the Cardinal already
has his tickets, but he also would like
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the three seats behind him to be kept
vacant.
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Yes. The Cardinal is a nut about wearing
his hat.
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Hello.
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What's going on?
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Just trying to score a ticket to the
Clint Black concert for tonight.
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Why? You don't even like country music.
Yeah, I know, but Alex does, and I
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promised her seat, so... Oh, what's
that, Lucy? You say you're in a bit of a
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pickle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me you
dusted off that old, uh, we're all
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buddies routine.
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Yes, I did. After all the stupid things
I pulled, I knew she'd never believe I'd
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be stupid enough to pull that one. But I
fooled her. Yeah, I am.
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Look, I just want you to know something.
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Just because you and I have been
competing for Alex doesn't mean that I'm
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secretly hoping this will blow up.
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I can't answer that.
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Brian,
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listen, tell Joe I checked out those
cylinders in there, okay?
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Yeah. Wait, whoa, whoa, come here, come
here, come here.
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Oh, man. Would you by any chance know
anyone who's got three tickets to
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see Clint Black tonight?
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Three tickets to see Clint Black? Huh.
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Three tickets.
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Whoa.
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Sorry, Brian, I can't help you out. I
had a heck of a time getting a hold of
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these four tickets.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You have four tickets to see him? I
didn't know you were a fan.
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Well, actually, I've never seen him, uh,
dance?
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Sing.
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Rock and roll?
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Country.
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Rockabilly?
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I have no idea. This is unbelievable.
You have four tickets to see this guy.
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You don't even know who he is? Well, it
doesn't matter. I mean, Tucker, Tom,
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Dewey, and I just go to the concerts to
find stuff under the bleachers.
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Hey, I'm in the Rolling Stones. We're in
town. I got $13.50 and a glass eye.
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I'll give you $200.
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Gosh, I don't know, Brian.
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I still get a lot of laughs when I pop
it out of my mouth at parties.
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No, I'm talking about the ticket. I want
to buy them from you. Oh, no.
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These guys are my friends. They've been
looking forward to this concert for a
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long time.
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I can't let them down. I'm sorry, Brian.
I can't help you.
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300 bucks.
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I didn't say they were good friends.
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Hey, girls.
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Hey, Brian.
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Oh, by the way, I spoke to Clint, and
everything's set for tonight.
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Wait, you actually got three tickets,
Brian?
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Well, no, actually, four.
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Lowell wants to go, too, you know.
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Guy, Brian, I'm really impressed.
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Well, maybe this will teach you both.
Never doubt me.
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When I tell you I know somebody, I know
them.
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So what do you say you guys meet me back
here at 6 o'clock? We'll go out, we'll
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have something to eat, and then we'll be
on our way.
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Great.
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Can't wait to meet him.
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Me too.
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Well, Clint Black.
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Oh, oh, Brian, you're not going to go
all that way to see your friend in
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concert and then not go backstage, are
you? No, no, no. You know, I was.
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There's not a problem, is there? No, no,
no.
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Because you know him, right?
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Absolutely. And you don't think he can
get backstage to see Clint merely by
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slipping the security guy a $100 bill.
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Do you?
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No way. You'd have to know him. Right.
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Lucky thing I know him.
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He doesn't know him.
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To get real, the closest you're going to
get to him.
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Well, you've not been to any of the
concerts. What are you doing down there?
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Well, let me answer that question with a
question, Helen.
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The last 15 minutes, did either one of
you lose a retainer?
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No. Oh, yes!
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Brian, where have you been? You missed
the whole last set. Man, I was backstage
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talking to Clint's manager. Bad news.
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Right after the show, he's got to go
back to Nashville.
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No, he doesn't.
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Yeah, yeah, he does. He does. So I think
we might as well just... Clint's not
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leaving. There's a party tonight at his
hotel.
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Are you sure about that? Yeah, my
girlfriend's uncle is the bass player's
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cousin.
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Brian, I wonder why his manager would
tell you he's leaving.
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Well, it's fairly obvious, isn't it? He
resents my friendship with Clint.
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Where did you say the party was?
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Clint's hotel.
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Oh, no, not that... place. Gee, with
traffic and all, we'd have to really
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make sure that we stay within the
crosswalk. We sure don't want to get
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ourselves a jaywalking ticket. Now, do
we? Well, thank you very much, my dear,
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and I'll see you across the street in
room, uh, the roomy penthouse. Yes, of
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course. The one that, uh, Clint always
opts for when he plays, uh, the sports.
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Lowell. Right here, Ellen.
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Come on, let's go. Okay.
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Okay. A wallet.
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Oh, it's full of money.
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Credit cards?
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Pictures of my kids?
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Let's go.
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Stay tuned as the Lucy Marathon
continues.
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Next, Lucy takes a job at a candy
factory.
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Hey, how many of these shows can you
take?
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It's like my mother's baked a ziti. One
bite and I can't stop.
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Of course, Lucy doesn't make you feel
like you have a potato stuck in your
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windpipe, but... There is something
about this show that bothers me. You
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mean how come Ricky was in this country
all those years and never lost that
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annoying accent?
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What accent?
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No, I mean what Brian said.
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Maybe no person in real life would do
such crazy things.
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We need to kill you to bribe a couple of
waiters our side.
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I'll do the best I could.
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Stop it. Just stick by me and blend in,
okay?
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Okay, there he is. There's Quint.
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Okay, all I have to do now is talk him
into meeting Alex and Helen and get the
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hell out of here. Okay.
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Well, you follow me.
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Grab those hors d'oeuvres.
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the train.
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Right. I didn't want to seem greedy.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, thanks.
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Sure. Really enjoyed the show tonight.
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Thank you. Glad you could get off work
to come down.
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Excuse me.
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Can I have one of those?
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What are you doing?
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Well, I was trying to hide the ones I
already took a bite out of.
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Please, please don't make the security
guy suspicious.
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I said just try to blend in, okay? Blend
in, okay?
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Oh, my God. Sorry.
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That's all right.
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Way to blend.
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I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mr.
Black. I'm so sorry. It's okay. It's my
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party. I guess the drink should be on
me.
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You boys aren't really waiters now, are
you?
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Gotta get back inside.
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You know what you mean.
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Those people are gonna be expecting
dessert.
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Whoa.
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What's the matter? You're not
acrophobic, are you?
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No, I love spiders.
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That's arachnophobic.
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Acrophobic is a fear of height.
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Right, right.
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Joe, now that you mention it, I once had
a dream where I fell off a 30-story
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spider, so I guess that would make me
arachno-acrophobic.
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You know, come to think of it, I landed
in a small, dark, enclosed space.
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So that would make me claustroarachno.
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Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
Come on. Careful.
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Give me your hand. Careful.
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Has anyone ever told you that you have
soft hands?
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Like a girl's?
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Yeah.
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Okay, look.
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go and smooth things over with clint all
right and then listen to me listen to me
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then take the elevator down to the lobby
you pick up alex and helen and bring
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them up here okay okay uh except alex
and helen are already in the party so i
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don't think they're going to want to go
down to the lobby with me and then come
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back up to the party yeah all right well
that it changes our plans a little all
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right follow me do what i do
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Clint Black's hotel room.
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I can't wait to rub Brian's nose in this
one.
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We got in and they didn't.
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Oh, but they're close.
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Well, if it isn't Lucy and Ethel.
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Hey, how'd you guys get up here? We met
a couple guys in the lobby and they
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invited us up. What are you guys doing
out there?
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Ah, well, you know, the party was
getting a little stuffy and a little
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claustrophobic.
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Brian, I... I thought I was telling you
that in confidence.
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So, obviously, you guys met Clint
already and found out that he's a really
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nice guy, so there's no sense in
sticking around here. No, actually, we
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didn't. We waited because we knew that
you wanted to introduce him to us, so
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there he is over there.
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That so he is.
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Listen, why don't you chat with the
ladies here, and I'll go get him.
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Right.
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Excuse me, Mr. Black.
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Hey, watch that drink. This is my only
other jacket. All right. No, it's okay.
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It's okay.
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My shift is over, and I'm sorry. And I
just wanted to apologize for before.
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That's okay. Don't worry about it. Just
enjoy the party. Okay.
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Thanks. No, listen, Clint.
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I'm sorry.
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Clint.
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No. But listen, listen. You know, you'd
really be helping me out.
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You'd really be helping me out if you
just do me this favor. One little favor,
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though. Hey, Clance, I got a phone. You
want to call him back?
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No, I really need to talk to whoever
that is. I'll be right back.
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You know, it'll just take a second.
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It'll take less than a second. A
nanosecond.
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Hey, I know what you think.
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And why don't I just, you know, save you
the trouble?
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What did you say your name was again?
Rebecca. Rebecca. How about, you know
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what, Clint? You just call me Becky.
Becky, I'd love to help you, but I have
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to leave town first thing in the
morning. Oh, that works for me. Could
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you come with me right now? Could you
please? I told all my friends at the bar
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that I know you real well.
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I'm sorry. Maybe I can take a rain check
and do it next year. Next year? Well, we
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don't know where any of us are going to
be next year.
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I'm sorry. All right, fine, fine.
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But let me tell you something. I'm not
calling you late at night anymore, and
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no more banana bread. And who do you
think you are, you 18-year-old?
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Well, the gift shop was out of
chocolates, and I hate coming to parties
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empty-handed.
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You really stink at this. You know that?
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I don't know how you got the ticket, but
why don't you admit it? You don't know
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Clint Black.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. I think we saw Clint Black in
concert. I think we're in Clint Black's
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hotel room right now. And, oh, lucky for
me, he's coming right here right now. So
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why don't you just give me a minute with
him alone? No. Excuse me. Excuse me. Mr.
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Black. Yes. You don't know me, but this
guy has been going on and on all day
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about how you and he are best buddies.
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Is that true?
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No. I knew it.
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I'm kidding.
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Actually, how have you been, Brian?
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Better.
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Where have you been? Did you get the
tickets okay?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe this. You actually know
him?
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I've known Brian for years.
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Tell her about the first time we met.
No, no, no. You tell it better.
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I was working at a club. Brian was
working there as a waiter. All right.
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And he came over and spilled an entire
tray of drinks on me. Stop it. You're
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embarrassing me.
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This is so cool.
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Listen, listen.
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Clint,
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I'd like you to meet Alex Lambert. She's
a big fan of yours.
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Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you. Any
friend of Brian's?
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This is so cool.
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This is just really cool.
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And y'all are going to stick around,
right? We've got a lot of catching up to
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do. Heck, you know me, Clint. You've got
to throw me out of here.
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Yeah, I know.
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Brian, I'm sorry I doubted you. Hey,
sometimes I can't believe I know Clint
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Black.
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That was so cool.
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Have you ever watched a heavyweight
fight where one guy's getting beat up so
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badly that the referee has to come in
and stop it?
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You set this up?
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Hey, you provided me with a whole
evening of entertainment.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I guess this is what friends are for,
huh? Yep. Always there for each other?
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Yep. Through thick and thin? Yep. You're
going to make me pay for this for the
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rest of my life, aren't you? Yep.
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I owe you. No, you don't. I do. I
definitely owe you for tonight.
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And not just for the ticket.
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I never should have doubted you.
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But you have to admit, I mean, it did
sound like one of your scams. Yeah, I
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suppose I'd feel the same way if I were
in your place.
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Any chance of that, by the way? I always
carry my toothbrush.
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But, you know, before, when I was sure
you didn't know Clint Black, I was
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thinking that anyone who would go to all
that trouble and jump through all those
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hoops just to impress me, well, you
can't help but be flattered and even a
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little attracted to a guy like that.
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Really?
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Of course, when I found out that you
really did know him, I kind of took the
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air out of it.
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