All language subtitles for S06E18 - Gone But Not Faygotten [1080p AIUs] [EN]

Moon river,

wider than the Nile, my brother's

name is Lyle, okay.

Would you cut that out?

Oh, I'm sorry, John. It's just the
lyrics.

So haunting.

Uh, Joe, something very important has
come up and I need the afternoon off.

What's wrong? Are you okay?

I want to go to the circus.

The circus?

But, Faye, all our regular flights are
booked. We have a charter this

afternoon. There's all this paperwork.

I'll give you a moment to think it over.

Joe, you better give her what she wants.

Never underestimate the lure of the big
top.

Smell of the peanuts.

Smell of the popcorn.

Smell of that little car when all 17
clowns pile out.

Well, how would you know... Wrong place,
wrong time, enough said.

Well, what have you decided?

Well, say, I just can't let you have the
afternoon off to go to the circuit.

Okay, I understand.

I quit.

Hey, this is ridiculous.

What's going on?

I'm 62 years old and I've never been to
the circus. What's going on is I want to

go to the circus and Joe won't let me.

Hey, hey, hey.

Don't blame him. It is a school night,
Brian.

Look, you're not helping. Faye just quit
because I wouldn't let her go.

Well, no, it's really not just about the
circus. I mean, I've been thinking about

it for months.

I'm not getting any younger, and there
are a lot of things I want to do. Like

go on a cruise, maybe take a few
classes, work in my garden.

Maybe you just need a vacation.

No, I need more than a vacation.

I've been working since I was 20, and I
just think it may be the right time for

me to retire.

Oh, no way. No way. You can't retire.

Brian, my mind's made up. No, I mean, on
what we pay you, there is no way you can

retire.

I can't believe this, Faye. You've been
here from the beginning.

Remember, we started with nothing. It
was just you and me, and now look at it.

It's you, me, and Brian.

Without you, company picnics will be
really dull.

Isn't there anything we can do to make
you change your mind?

No, I'm afraid not. It's time for me to
move on with my life.

I don't know what to say.

I'm going to miss you.

Fine. Listen, a few tips about going to
the circus.

Get there early to avoid the crowds.

Don't fill up on cotton candy. And don't
sit up front.

Clowns will mess with your mind.

I just can't bear the thought of Faye
retiring.

And to miss her sweet smile and her
cheery voice.

Just...

Seeing her every morning, year after
year, it's made my life a little more

special. By the way, here's what you owe
for the party.

What? I hardly know the woman.

Wow. A party like this only means one
thing.

You got change back from your 20s.

They would want to leave Sandpiper just
the way she came in.

Drunk?

First aid jitters. No, I meant plain,
simple. Not a lot of fanfare. Well, you

nailed it.

Oh, ooh, good. Well, the cake... Well,

this is supposed to say good luck, Faye,
instead of a lot of squiggly line.

Well, actually, the bakery made a magic
eye 3D cake.

All you have to do is relax your eyes,
focus on the cake, and then...

And an image of Faye will appear.

I don't see it. I don't see it.

I don't... Oh, God, she's naked as a
jaybird.

You know, I was wondering what they were
doing with all those sprinkles.

Least I could do. In the short time that
I've known Faye, I've grown quite fond

of her.

She makes me feel bad. I didn't get her
anything.

Well, actually, you did. Here's your
credit card back.

Oh, my God.

Can't we have just one party on this
island without the big sandwich?

I mean, by now, even you people should
be sick of it.

Oh,

wow.

When you said you were going all out, I
figured the all-American.

Maybe the fiesta. I never dreamed you'd
spring for the Cordoba.

Okay, let's get Faye in here and get the
party started. Would you keep your voice

down? She's going to hear you. No, no,
she won't. I sent her out to shovel the

slush off the runway.

What? You sent a woman her age out in
the cold to do manual labor?

Hey, I didn't want to ruin the surprise.

It's her day.

There she is. Come in.

All right, I'm finished.

Surprise!

Is this a retirement party? Oh, I'm so
touched.

The Cordova.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Before you all get started, I have

something to say.

This party has got dull written all over
it.

hunk of this to go.

See you, Cochran.

Well, listen, instead of giving the same
old boring farewell speech, I thought it

would be fun if we roasted Faye.

Okay? I'll start. I'll start.

Boy, that Faye. How about her breath
after lunch?

It's bad.

And how about the way she dresses?

It's just bad.

Have you ever driven in a car with her?
She drives bad.

Faye, I think I speak for all of us when
I say you're really bad.

Faye, there is something that Brian and
I would like to say. That's right.

You've always been very special to us.
You've been here since the beginning,

and honestly, without you, I don't think
there would have been a Sandpiper.

That's right, Faye. You're the heart and
soul of this airline, and we don't know

what we're going to do without you.

Just know that no one could ever replace
you.

Excuse me.

I'm here about the job.

Yeah, I'll be there in one minute.

So here's a little gift. It's a necklace
with an airplane on it. Love you.

So, um, how about a few words, Faye?

Oh, no, I couldn't. Okay, let's see.

Oh, no, I suppose a few words would be
in order.

It all started in a two-story row house
in Syracuse. Today they call them

townhouses. In New York, they call them
brownstones. Oh, that's beautiful. Let's

see.

Before we start, could you tell me what
the position pays?

Absolutely. I think that you'll find our
salary is very competitive in today's

marketplace.

We'll let you know.

My very first trip on an airplane was to
Albany, or was it Buffalo?

Oh, really? I never knew that. I'll be
right back.

Cheat me.

And we were pretty far apart on the
money.

She wanted some?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alan, what am I going
to do?

You know, she was the only one that
answered the ad. Faye is believing I

need someone today.

Worry no more. I have the perfect person
for the job.

Really? Who?

Casey. No, no, no, no.

Why not?

Well, to steal the line from Lowell,
she's bad.

Don't you smart?

She's a quick learner, and she just
needs somebody to give her a chance.

Look, Helen, even if I had a severe
lapse in judgment and agreed to it, she

makes Brian nuts. I'd never be able to
get him to agree to it. Go ahead to

1984.

Reagan was re-elected and a fluffy
former student.

Woman's lived for many years.

Not one interesting story.

Not one.

How'd the interview go?

Uh, well, she laughed at the salary.

She laughed at the salary, huh?

She must have wet herself when you get
to the benefits, huh?

Okay, well, um, I'll leave you two alone
because I know you have some business to

discuss.

Hey, uh, Ryan, what do you think about
Casey?

Oh, I didn't want her to come to the
party either.

Well, what do you want me to do? Want me
to kick her out?

Okay, I can, I can do it quietly.

No, no, no, no.

Um,

I'm thinking maybe we should ask her if,
uh, she wants to take Faye's whole job.

Are you out of your, what, Casey?

Oh, why not?

She's smart.

She's a quick learner. She just needs
someone to take a chance on her.

She'll never take the job anyway.

time that she served Jan Murray a kosher
meal.

Uh, Katie, I wanted to ask you
something. Uh, we were wondering if, um,

uh... Come on, come on, come on. It's
like ripping off a band-aid. Do it

quick.

You wouldn't want to work for me and
Brian, would you?

Work for you?

Are you serious?

Right? Stupid idea? Enough said. Oh, I'm
flattered. Yeah, of course I will.

Yeah, but, uh, we didn't even tell you
about the salary.

Well, that doesn't matter. And what's
important is that you think enough of me

to take a chance on someone with no
qualifications, no experience, and no

training.

Um, say something, Joe.

Welcome to Sandpiper.

Final destination is New Orleans. Well,
that is a beautiful city. Now, you make

sure to ride the three cars to the
Garden District so you can take a

walking tour of the home.

Okay? Bye-bye now.

So, Joe, what do you think?

It was great.

And who was right about it? Oh, come on,
Helen, don't make me say that. Aren't

you being a little petty about it? Who
was right?

You were.

Thank you.

Well, gotta go. He just reminded me. I
gotta get my dog fixed.

I don't know about Casey. I think she's
alienating the passengers.

I think she's really doing okay. Are you
kidding me? She's bright. She's

efficient. If she knew how to fly, I'd
dump you in a heartbeat.

She's been here for three days. She's
changed everything.

Oh, yeah, that's right. She's updated
our ticketing system. She's put all our

files on the computer, and she's even
scraped your spitballs off the ceiling.

And on whose authority?

A woman's a climber, Joe. I miss Faye.
She wasn't ambitious or efficient.

Yeah, I gotta admit it, it's kind of
strange looking over there and not

seeing Faye.

I wonder where she is right now. Are you
kidding?

She's probably on some cruise, sipping
Mai Tai, sitting in a hot tub.

Please, please, I'm getting another cake
flashback.

Hey, hey, you guys have got to listen to
this. I made a tape of Faye's last days.

It's a collection of her quaint sayings,
bits of humor, you know, anecdotes. I

call it... The bet's a fag.

Here's one of my favorites.

Lowell, watch the counter for a second.
I've got to hit the head.

Lowell, did you do the pre-flight check?

Oh, you know what? The altimeter's on
the blink, and I can't get another one

until tomorrow.

Oh, damn.

All right.

Well, go tell Casey to cancel the
flight.

Roger.

Oh, that's great.

This is great. I mean, not only are we
out of business for the day, but now the

passengers are going to be furious.
We've got to bail Kate out. She's never

going to be able to handle this.

Attention, Sandpiper passengers, I have
an announcement.

Hey, hey, she's talking.

Take it outside.

Go ahead, honey.

Sam Piper regretfully announces that due
to unforeseen circumstances, flight 19

to Boston has been canceled.

However, if you will follow me to
Aramas, I will be happy to assist you in

making alternate arrangements.

I guess she did okay.

Okay? Yeah, right. I remember Faye's
first cancellation.

I believe her exact words were, uh, now
do you want to be late, Mrs. Carter?

Or do you want to be the late Mrs.
Carter?

of our customers on AeroMask and gave
them 50% off vouchers for the next

Sandpiper flight.

Vouchers? We don't get vouchers if we
crash.

Well, excuse me if I'm wrong, but it
just occurred to me that it was worth

the discount to keep them on as loyal
customers.

And it seemed to be working because one
of the passengers was so grateful that

he gave me these Celtic Knicks tickets
for tonight.

Oh, okay.

I see. So, uh, because we're grounded,
you think that you can just take off

early and go to a basketball game?

Huh? If you'd let me finish, I was going
to say that I'm giving them to you and

Joe. Oh, really?

If we cut out now, we can make the
opening tip-off. Let's grab a seat on

Airman. Well, um, that's not going to
work because I put our passengers on

that flight that's all pulled out.

Oh, great. We get tickets to the Celtics
game.

What, it starts in two hours? What are
we going to do?

It's five o'clock ferry to Boston.
You'll make it in plenty of time. Oh,

hey, what do you say we drop a few bucks
on the game? Yeah, well, that's a great

idea, but who are we going to take?

Ewing's out with a sprained ankle and
Oakley's in a slump. Take the Celtics.

Give the points.

Okay, break's over. Get back to work.

Brian, would you move it? I don't want
to miss the ferry. Listen, will you

relax for ten minutes early for crying
out loud?

Besides, I don't get a run that's like a
Swiss watch feeling out of this place.

Where'd you bring these binoculars from?

We got floor seats. We're five feet away
from the action.

Yeah? So how else am I going to look at
the cheerleaders when they're on the

other side of the court?

This is Big Brother. Let me give you a
little advice. Grow up.

Hey, Earl, will you take my 6 o'clock
ferry tomorrow night?

I got a hot date.

A little advice from your big brother.
You should get married like I did and

settle down already.

Hey, I settle down every night. Get it?

Why can't you grow up and take life more
serious? You can't get by forever on

your look.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Does Custer mind you some?

No, what are you talking about?

Hey, we have some change. I want to get
some candy.

Attention, winds are for passengers.
Ferry 3 to Boston is departing from Pier

1.

Now, she looks familiar.

Hi.

Hi, Joe.

Hi, Brian. Hey.

Hey, what are you doing here? We thought
you were retired.

Oh, well, I was going to go on a cruise,
and then it was all booked up, so I had

a little extra time on my hands, and
this wonderful opportunity came along.

Faye, we got another dead squid stuck in
the engine. We're going to have to

dangle you over the side again.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

So what are you two doing here?

Well, we're just going to the Celtics
game. The plane's down.

Faye, what are you doing working in a
place like this?

Well, I know that it doesn't look like
much on the surface, but this job is

really fulfilling.

Time for your wet suit, Faye.

Faye, come on.

What is going on? The truth.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, come on.

Standing behind a counter in a terminal
making stupid announcements? I mean,

what kind of life is that?

Well, I, um... Um... Well, I mean, it

turns... Turns out that retirement isn't
all that I thought it would be. I mean,

I imagined I'd be doing all these
wonderful things, and the truth is,

after a few days, I didn't know what to
do with myself. I was lonely, and I

missed everybody.

So why didn't you just come to us?

Oh, how could I? I was so embarrassed. I
mean, I made that big fuss about

retiring, and you threw me that
wonderful party, and everybody got so

teary-eyed at my speech.

Yeah.

The second hour was particularly moving.

Faye, we're family.

We would do anything in the world for
you.

You would?

Oh, Faye, of course. Anything.

I want my old job back.

I hate this.

No good at firing people.

Me either. Why do you think you're still
working here?

I'll do it.

I like it.

The look of fear in their eyes when you
say, can I see you in my office?

The way the lower lip starts to quiver
when they know what's coming.

Who's going to fire her?

Fair is fair. I'll flip you.

You're the one who wanted to fire her
since she started here. She grew on me.

I thought she was going to be bossy and
overbearing.

Let's both go over there, bite the
bullet, and do what we have to do.

Yeah, you're right. There's no time to
wimp out. The one thing we do know is we

can't keep them both.

Attention, Sandpiper passengers.

My 20 is now boarding at gate one.

Have a nice day.

Yes, guys.

I just heard a great joke.

How many Sandpiper employees does it
take to change a light bulb?

Four. Two to change the bulb and two
other idiots to pay him for doing it.

You know what, Roy? That is the
difference between you and us. At

Sandpiper, we're not just about the
bottom line. We're about family. And

just like family, they're bleeding us
dry.

Say, you know, when you left Dan Piper,
you left some pretty big shoes behind.

Oh, thank you, Lowell. It's nice to be
missed.

No, I mean you left some pretty big
shoes behind the counter.

What the hell size are those gunboats
anyway?

Did you want something, Lowell? Yeah, I
need you to sign this requisition.

Thanks. Um, I was just curious.

Why did you get to sign that?

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. If you wanted to
sign it, you should have just said

something.

Although I do have seniority.

Well, that's true. You do. Although you
did quit, so technically this is your

first day.

Well, the next time you'll sign it. It
was just a silly requisition form. I

mean, who cares?

Uh, by the way, I know that we're
sharing a locker now, and I am delighted

to do it, but it is getting a little
cramped, what with your ten different

outfits, your pedicure basin, and your
facial steamer.

Well, if you'd just remove your clod
hoppers, we'd have room for dinette set

in there.

You know, not to harp, but when you
checked through the last passenger's

luggage, you didn't use my new
color-coded destination tabs.

Color-coded destination tabs?

Why, aren't we fancy?

You know...

Ever since you came back here, you have
dumped on every improvement that I've

made. Let me tell you something.

I've been working here for ten years.
You've been here one week. You've got a

lot to learn.

Well, I've already learned one thing.

I am sick of working with you.

There isn't enough room out there for
the two of us. One of us has to go, and

we all know who that is. I took this
rinky-dink operation into the 20th

century, and if there's one thing this
job has shown me, it is that I have got

talent, brains, and... I can walk into
any office, anywhere, and score a better

gig for better pay. So for God's sake,
for once in your life, act like men and

make a decision.

Attention, windsurfer passengers.

There will be a slight delay in the
departure of the ferry to Hyannis, while

our maintenance staff remove the dead
squid from the engine.

I scraped your barnacle. I even bucketed
your chum. But I'm through. From now on,

I stay behind the counter. I took this
rinky-dink operation into the 20th

century. And if this job has shown me
anything, it is that I have got talent

and brains and that I can walk into any
office, anywhere, and score a better gig

for better pay. So for God's sakes, for
once in your life, act like men and make

a decision.