All language subtitles for St. Denis Medical (2024) - S02E08 - EN

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- All right,
you got three options here.

You could play the green card,

you could play the five,
or draw.

Oh-ho-ho, Wild Draw Four!

Somebody is in trouble.

- It can be kind of scary
in the ER when you're a kid,

but we have some games on hand
to keep things light.

- Draw four.

- I won't, and here's why.

See, you weren't allowed
to put that down, Madison,

because you have another
green card you can play.

- OK, I'll play this one.

- Oh, I wish,
but no, you misplayed.

So technically, you draw four
and lose a turn, so...

- We don't have
to play that way.

- Yeah, well,
Mattel says we do.

- You know what?
Madison needs to rest.

So why don't we just say
that she won this one,

and we'll just wrap it up, OK?

- Wait, I have Uno.

- You are the adult, Bruce.

- I can't believe it.
- I know.

- Well, you did it.
Congratulations, Madison.

- Oh!
- Yeah.

- Yes. Nice job.
- Nice job.

[applause]
- No, well done.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Joyce,
are we ever gonna hire

a new pharmacy tech
to replace Jared?

- Yeah, I don't think
he's coming back.

Apparently,
the indictment is rock solid.

- New pharmacy tech.

One, two, three--
post a listing.

- Joyce, where do you wanna
source the new antigen test?

Because I've got, like,
13 that are waiting--

- One, two, three--
Dunhill Labs, baby.

Anyone else, huh?
Bring it.

After the birthing center
failed inspection,

I was questioning everything.

I couldn't make decisions.

I wasn't listening
to my Joyce voice.

And then I had
one of those mornings

where I was just like,
I can't do it.

I can't face any of it.

Well,
sometimes doomscrolling works,

because I found this.

It's about making decisions
in three seconds.

In the back of your mind,
you already know

what you're gonna do,
so why agonize over it?

- Hey, Joyce,
are you feeling OK?

- Oh, I'm better than OK.

I am cruising.

This book I just read? Oh!

So much
of our hemming and hawing

is just delaying
what we want to do anyway.

So I said naw to the haw,
and I'm just doing it.

- Wow, kind of like
that new Alaris pump

that you've been
dragging your heels on?

Wanna pull the trigger on that?
- Hmm.

One, two, three--yes.
[elevator dings]

- Wait, seriously?

Um, OK.

Uh, hey, um, how about

a reserved parking spot
for your favorite charge nurse?

- One, two, three--you got it.
[laughs]

- Oh, my--really?
- Yeah!

- That's amazing.

Ha!

OK.

Oh, I should have asked
for a raise.

- So this lady paints
the bricks white.

I'm not kidding.

Ruins the entire character
of the fireplace.

Needless to say, we all start
flaming her in the comments.

- And how are you involved
in all of this?

- It just hit my feed.

God, I was so pissed.

- 115--swallowed a marble from
the Hungry Hungry Hippos game.

- Oh, is it still
in the stomach?

- Still waiting on imaging,
but he seems agitated.

- OK.
- Poor kid.

He's probably
totally freaked out.

- Yeah.

- Knock, knock.

Doctor's coming in.

- Oh, hello, old friends.

- What is this?

- Not a social visit,
I'm afraid.

Today I come to you
as one of the infirm.

- I'm sorry.
Am I supposed to know you?

- Sanderson.

Joyce's boyfriend?

- Huh.
It's not clicking for me.

Look, we're, uh, trying to find
a kid who swallowed a marble.

- And you've found him.

The marble eater is me.

You'll wanna reach out
to my emergency contact...

- Wow.
- Dr. Joyce Henderson.

I believe you know her.

- Why don't you call her?

- I refuse to answer
any more questions

until my emergency contact
is present!

[coughing]

- OK.

- Yeah.

- Ooh, reserved parking spot.

OK, diva!

- Right? Look at it.
[both laugh]

- Wow.

I guess management
has its privileges.

- Must be nice.

- Oh, it's no big deal.

I mean, if anything, you know,

my car is more exposed
out here.

Like, in this neighborhood,
goodbye, hubcaps.

- I live in this neighborhood.

- And it is a charming
and vibrant community.

[clears throat]

- Whoa, you get
to park up here now?

- It's not--

- I thought this was just
for, like, administrators

and whoever Compact is.
- Matt.

- No, no, no,
I'm happy for his success,

but the guy's got,
like, six spots.

- It's not a big deal, Matt.
- Well, we're gonna head in.

[chuckles]
Congrats on the spot

and that new wig.

- As a charge nurse,
I want good relationships

with all of my nurses.

Rene is my biggest challenge.

Our pattern has always been

one step forward,
two steps back,

and then another step back,
and maybe a tiny step forward,

but it turns out he was joking,
and a few more steps back.

Uh, yeah.
[laughs]

It's exciting.

- I just can't get
my mind around this.

You were playing
a kids' board game alone?

- My only regret is that
you're gonna have to spend

the afternoon by my side.

But such is the bargain
the emergency contact strikes.

- Oh, no, I--I can't stay.

- What? Jojo.
- No, no.

I have so much to do.

I'm leaving you
in very capable hands.

- What? Whose hands?
Not my hands.

- You'll be fine, OK?
- No.

- Yeah. You will.

- It's like I don't exist.

All her attention
goes to this hospital,

and there's none left
for me at all.

This whole thing has been
a waste of time and marble.

- Are you saying you swallowed
that marble on purpose

just to get Joyce's attention?

- Does it even matter?

- I think it does.
- Yeah, it matters.

- She says she's busy,

but I can feel her
pulling away.

[tearfully]
And I'm gonna lose her.

- OK, this is hard to watch
for a few reasons.

Look, when a man wants a woman,
needs a woman,

it's incumbent on the other men
in his life to support him.

So what we need to do
is help this hungry hippo

gobble up the only marble
that matters to him.

- Yes, the Joyce marble.

- That's right.

- I'm gonna go get
those X-rays now.

- Sure.
- [sighs]

[speaking Tagalog]

- [speaking Tagalog]

- Uh-oh.

Who's in trouble, huh?

I would not want
to be them right now.

[laughs]
- It's nothing.

It's just nurse stuff.

- Oh, well, you know,
nurse present, so...

- [speaking Tagalog]

[laughter]

- [laughs]
Rene, you are bad.

- I'm sorry, Matt, do you
actually understand Tagalog?

- His brain's like a sponge,
just not for work stuff.

- So seriously, though,
what's going on?

- We're trying to get more
money for continuing education,

but Joyce keeps blowing us off.

But seriously,
it doesn't concern you.

- Joyce problem, huh?

Well, you know, I just might
have a solution for you,

but it's OK
if you don't wanna hear it.

No?

All right, well, let's just say
if you and I go and see Joyce

right now
and we talk to her together,

I think you have
a pretty good chance

of getting what you want.

- Why would you do that for us?

- Oh, because I'm one of you--

one of us, you know?

We're the same.

- [chuckling]

- Listen, the cool thing
about me is that I am a nurse,

but I also have
the ear of management.

So, you know, what do you say?

Should we go and get that yes?

- Sure.
- Great.

Hey, Joyce,
do you have a second?

- Yeah, I'm just trying
to figure out

how to delete
an accidental "haha"

off a LinkedIn obituary post,
so...

- Yeah, that sounds fun.

So Rene and I were talking,
and he reminded me

that the hospital still isn't
reimbursing nurses

for their
continuing ed courses.

We think that it's really time
for an answer on this.

- Right, right.
Well, you know what?

I'm just a little underwater
right now,

so if we could put a pin
in this,

that'd be great.
- Oh, are you sure?

You sure you don't wanna
just, uh, trust your gut,

make a decision now?

- Of course.
Of course.

You are absolutely right.

So one, two, three--

no, I can't do that.

If I do it for one department,
I've got to do it

for all of them,
and that's not gonna happen.

[sighs]
Wow.

That felt amazing, right?

It's off our plates.
[laughs]

So salamat for that.

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- They say we're valuable,
but they don't act like it.

When it's time to put their
money where their mouth is,

they refuse to pay up.

- OK, I'm so sorry, but I'm--

I'm not they.

You know, I'm you.
Or I'm--I'm us.

We're a we.
- You OK?

You sound like my dad trying to
get my cousin's pronouns right.

- I'm fine, I just--I hate

how they don't recognize
how valuable we all are.

I mean, can you imagine
St. Denis without Sharice?

- I've only worked here
a year and a half.

- And we are not going back.

- Kay, my point is,
we have the power here.

Maybe it's time
we remind everyone of that.

Maybe it's time for a walkout.

- OK.
- Yes.

- Sorry, what do you mean
by walkout?

Like, we just leave work?

- Yeah, it's our right
as union members.

- That's true. Yeah.

It's more of a sacred right,
though, you know?

Behind glass, locked away.

- Yeah, but if we leave,
there won't be anybody

to work at the hospital.

They'll be so mad.

- [sighs] Yes, Matt,
that's the whole point.

It's how we show our power.

- I mean, is that something
people would be interested in?

Just raise your hand
if you'd be into a walkout.

- Oh, wow.
Wow.

Wow, look at that,
all that nurse unity.

I love it.

Probably, you know, a little
bit of peer pressure involved.

You know, no one wants
to be the odd man out,

but that's--that's fine.

Uh, whoo!

- I have your image--

oh, you're already
showing him his X-rays?

- No, Ron.

I'm showing him his future.

- What in the fresh hell
is that?

- That is Sanderson 2.0.

If he wants to grab
Joyce's attention,

then the guy needs
to become undeniable--

a Gosling, a Hemsworth,
a Schweitz.

- Is that a little skateboard?

- It's a fingerboard, boomer.

You ride them with your hands,
and you learn dope-ass tricks.

- [chuckles] Cool.
- It's very cool.

He needs a hobby.

Women see them as a competition
for your time.

It drives them nuts.

- So your plan is
to have Sanderson here

put on 200 pounds of muscle
and then push around

a teeny tiny skateboard?

- Fingerboard, Ron!
- Damn it.

No, what I'm proposing is
a complete transformation.

So step one, we shave him down.

Need to work
with a clean slate.

Don't you think, Ron?
- I think this is insane.

- OK, Ron wants
to keep the hair.

Interesting.
But methinks it must go.

- Look, if you wanna get
back on track with Joyce,

quit focusing on yourself.

It's not all about you!

- So you're saying
I don't need to change,

and I'm perfect the way I am?

- Nope, didn't say that.
I'd never say that.

If Joyce is stressed,

instead of demanding
her attention,

take her out on a date.

Show her a good time.

And take this laxative.

- On the date?
- No, man!

Take it now!

- [exhales]

- Joyce, what the hell
was that about?

- Oh, I slap Miguel
on the butt all the time.

We have
that kind of relationship.

- No, I'm talking about Rene.

You kind of blew him off.

I thought you were
saying yes to everything.

- Uh, that would be insane.

I am not just saying yes.

I am being decisive.

- All right, well,
in this case,

I think you should consider
a yes, because Rene is upset,

and he has the ear
of all the nurses.

They're talking
about a walkout.

- What? No!

A walkout would be a disaster.

I'm meeting with the board
next week.

OK, we have to figure this out.

- How about a compromise,
you know?

Like, maybe we, um--we cover
nurses based on seniority.

- Alex, respectfully, you sound
like a dumbass right now, OK?

No compromise.

Compromise is for the weak.

OK, here's the plan.

I'm gonna hit them
with some charm,

and you are gonna
gather intel, OK?

You're my mole.

- I am not your mole, OK?

If anything,
I'm like a facilitator.

I'm a bridge.
- OK.

That's the right thing
to say, mole.

- I'm not a mole.

- OK, you are selling this
so well, it's scaring me.

- Joyce, I'm not a mole.

- You're freaking me out.

- Hey, Ron, we've been jamming
on your date idea,

and I think
we've got something.

- We're thinking dinner.

- At a restaurant.

- Did you two guys
just think of that?

- Yeah.
- I'm leaning towards

Brazilian barbecue
because it's fun,

and you hold up those signs.

"Yes meat."

"No meat."
[laughs]

- You could take those signs
home, if you know what I mean.

- Yeah, 'cause then
I'd be stealing.

- Why don't you just find
a nice upscale place?

- Oh, OK.

Oh, how about that new shrimp
and crab buffet on Weir Street?

- She's allergic
to shellfish, man!

Come on!

Why don't you take her
to Enzo's?

They got live music.
She loves that place.

- How do you know so much
about my girl?

- [laughs]
Ronnie, you hound.

- What? No.

I--I'm not--
- No, it's OK.

You can help me.
Please, Ron?

If not for me, then for Joyce?

- [sighs] All right, I'll give
you guys five minutes.

- "To my St. Denis family,

"I just wanted to show
my appreciation

"for the hardest working staff
on the planet.

Your efforts 'doughnut'
go unnoticed."

And then she crossed off
"Sorry for your loss"

because this was clearly
a sympathy card.

- Wow, that's so thoughtful.

And guys, these are
not cheap flavors, OK?

She went premium on us.
What?

- Uh, I think
we're canceling the walkout.

I love to see a happy ending.

- Ah-ah!
Stop it.

- What? Why?

- It's a bribe, a pathetic one.

- She's trying
to placate us, Matt.

- Come on, guys.
Don't be so cynical.

- Yeah, Joyce always says
we're family.

She's our mom.

- Sure, you're family
when they need unpaid overtime.

But try asking
for a mental health day.

- Guys, isn't it possible
that Joyce just cares about us?

- She and Joyce were talking
in her office earlier.

[speaking Tagalog]

- All right,
so I, uh--you know,

Joyce and I are close, but that
is a good thing, you know?

Because I can--I can, like,
you know, gather intel for you.

I can be, like--like, your--

like, your mole.

- I'm listening.
- Oh, great, OK.

Well, I already have something.

So Joyce is really focused
on this upcoming board meeting.

If we wait until she has time
to really sit down

and talk things through--

- We're gonna lose
all our leverage.

[gasps] We need to move now.

[scoffs] Well, look at you,
Miss Good for Something.

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- You know, I was thinking
you were right.

A walkout could be fun.

Out in the fresh air,
holding up signs that say,

like, "Both sides valid,"
"Love work,"

"Can't wait to get back."

- Matt, no.
It's us against them.

Management would replace us
with Roombas

if those things knew
how to find a vein.

How do I explain
corporate greed to you?

Have you seen
"Wolf of Wall Street"

or "The Big Short"?

- No.
But those both sound funny.

"The Big Short"?
That's--that's great.

- OK.

Have you seen "A Bug's Life"?

- Yeah, last weekend.

- Remember the whole thing

about the ants
and the grasshoppers?

- Yep, the grasshoppers
boss the ants around,

but it's out of fear because
the ants outnumber them.

And if they ever united
and fought back--oh, my God.

- Exactly.

- It's about bugs,
but also people.

Do you think they thought about
that when they were writing it?

Wait. What's "Cars" about?

- OK!
Got you a 6:30 table at Enzo's.

Go pick out the flowers.

- Do you have
any Venus flytraps?

- I'll pick out the flowers.

Spring mix.

- What about this?

I can add the word "friend"
so it says, "It's a boyfriend!"

- That would be good
if anyone in history

ever used the phrase,
"It's a boyfriend."

- Or, better idea,
how about you put

a Y in front of the A,
so it says, "It's ya boy"?

- [laughs]
- Ring it up.

[sighs]
- Yeah.

- Alex, can I speak
to you for a second?

It's about a, uh, gas leak.

- Oh, um, we, uh--

yes, absolutely.

I wanna hear about that,
for sure.

- It's OK.
The gas leak is small,

and I'm taking care of it.

- Wait, what?
- Did they love the doughnuts?

What is the nicest thing
they said about me?

- Joyce, no,
the doughnuts did nothing.

I have no clue
how they got this idea,

but now the nurses are talking
about doing their walkout

before your board meeting.

- OK, Alex, you're supposed to
be calming these people down,

not riling them up.

- I know.
- [scoffs]

You're not doing your job
as my rat!

- I thought I was a mole.

- OK, I thought you didn't like
the mole thing.

Alex, you're all over
the place today!

- OK, so they
intentionally limit

patient tech hours
just to avoid giving them

health care benefits.
- Yup.

- And that's not
to give them more free time

for their hobbies at all.

- No.

- But that--that--

that's not fair!

- OK.
Your worldview is imploding.

Just take a breath.

- [breathes deeply]

- Now you know why we take
so much ibuprofen home.

And band-aids.

And blankets sometimes.

- Oh, look at this--
corn cob water bottle.

Come on, Joyce will love.

- Ooh!
- No.

We got the flowers.

Let's just ring them up
and get out of here.

- Oh!
- Come on, let's go!

- Salvador, Samuel, Sawyer.

Unbelievable!

There's no Sanderson.

Excuse me, sir.

Who decides what names
go on these key chains?

- I don't know.
They just come in.

- Oh, Bruce!
Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

You got tons of these bad boys.
Smart.

- Discrimination.

- I've asked you to think
about Joyce for ten minutes!

- Easy for you to say
with all these Rons.

- [sighs]
- You know what?

We won't be making
this purchase.

I'll be taking
my business elsewhere.

- All right, you know what?
I give up.

Go with your instincts!

You're gonna plan something
that's gonna be horrible

because you are not
a serious man.

She will be crushed,
and you all will break up

again for the 20th time.

And this time, I hope it sticks
because Joyce deserves better!

- Just gonna--

Christmas shopping, check.

Merry Bruce-mas to all.

- Oh, hello, Joyce.

- Hey, Matt. How's it going?
- I'm OK.

A little hard to breathe
with your boot on my neck.

- You said it.

- [scoffs] Wow.

- We all need to get
on the same page, OK?

Because the people up top
only understand one language.

- And that's violence.
- Don't.

Matt, that's not
what I'm saying.

- I like that energy, though.

- Yeah, Joyce isn't in charge.
We are.

We can all get together
and kill her if we wanted to.

- Did someone do something
to Matt?

- Hello, everyone.
- Boo.

- OK.

Look, I heard the doughnuts
were underwhelming.

So new plan--
tomorrow, taco truck,

guacamole very much included.

- What do you mean,
you heard about the doughnuts?

- That part doesn't matter.

We cannot be bought with some
pathetic taco truck, Joyce.

- Excuse me?
[phone buzzes]

Oh, I see.

Very good.
- Did you just text Joyce?

- No, I am literally texting
Tim about Ella's cleats.

[phone dings]

- OK, who just texted me,
"I'm on your side.

I'm just playing Joyce"?

- Alex,
you just texted me that.

- How am I not in your phone?

- This is all so shady.

- What in the absolute [bleep]
is going on around here?

- Matt!

- I mean, seriously, though!

- OK.

OK.

I think I see
what's going on here.

Alex is playing both sides
for her own personal amusement.

Yeah.

- What?
- Mm-hmm.

You've been dousing this day
in gasoline,

lighting the match,

and then laughing
in our charred faces.

Rene, you are smart,
and you are thoughtful.

Let's reach a compromise.
- [scoffs]

I thought that compromise
was for the weak.

- [scoffs]

We're running a hospital,
not invading Poland.

Jeez!

OK, crazy idea--
a seniority system.

Reimbursements kick in
when you've worked here,

say, mm, six years.

- Oh.

That's how long
I've worked here.

- Huh, well, I guess
it works out, then.

[chuckles] See?

You got a problem,
you come to Big J

and maybe avoid Big A.

- [chuckles]
Thanks, Joyce.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

- Well, we should still talk

about the toilet paper
around here.

It's too scratchy!

.

- Wow, we really climbed
out of that one.

[chuckles]
Phew, right?

- Joyce, you completely
threw me under the bus.

- But I used your idea.

- Yeah, and you took
the credit for it.

- OK, now this is
just getting nasty,

who took credit for what.

Your nurses got something.
Just take the win.

- Hey.

So no one's talking about
walking out anymore.

That's good.

- Rene's back
to hating me again.

- If it helps, I don't think
he ever stopped hating you.

- Thanks, Matt.

- Walang problema.

It means "no problem."

- Oh, does it?
- Yeah.

- It's tough being
middle management.

You take it on the chin
from both sides.

No real power to change things.

And when things go right,
you still don't get any credit.

Then again,
it just started pouring,

and my car is, like,
right there.

So it's a pretty good day,
actually.

- Putting out fires,
it's part of the job.

Shh, shh, shh.

[chuckles] Oh!

Watch it.

Be careful.

Sanderson? What?

It was just
a Hungry Hippo pellet!

- OK, now!

[Yazoo's "Only You"]

- [gasps]

- Help, Joyce!
I'm stuck!

Help, Jojo!

- Why are you in a body bag?

- Because I would rather die
than be without you.

[grunts] Help me. Help me.

- All right, hold still.
- [grunts]

- Come on.
Hold still.

- Jojo!

Joyce, I love you.

You are smart,
and you are strong.

And you don't let anything
hold you back,

not even your famous
shellfish allergy.

- Come on. Stop.
- [grunts]

- [grunts]
There, there.

- Earlier today, my best friend
gave me a tough talk.

He said I wasn't a serious man.

And you know what?
He was right.

So I wanna show you
just how serious I am.

What I'm trying to say is,
Joyce Henderson...

- [gasps]

- Will you marry me?

- We were a part of this.

- Were we really?
- I think.

- ♪ When I see you ♪

- Joyce?

- ♪ Was the love you gave ♪

- One, two, three.

- ♪ All I needed
for another day ♪

♪ And all I ever knew ♪

- Four, five, six.

- ♪ Only you ♪

- Seven...

- If she gets to ten,
I'm pulling the fire alarm.

♪ ♪

- Mm-hmm.

- Yes!

She said, "Mm-hmm"!

[applause and laughter]
Yes!

- This is amazing.
See? We are a family.

- [laughs] OK.

- Also just flagging, we need
to talk about the key chains

in the gift shop.

But that can wait till later,
my bride.

- Oh.
- Hey! Hey!

- [laughs]

[bell clangs]