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I don't want to come in.
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>> I didn't realize anyone still smoked in
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2023.
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>> There's only a few of us cool guys left.
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Top or bottom?
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>> Architect, actually.
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It's okay.
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>> Easy, cowboy.
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Now.
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>> Now?
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>> Well, now I can grab my Coke.
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>> [snorts]
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[sighs]
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>> One of the last true romantics. [music]
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>> Okay.
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My turn.
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Romantic and a goat [music] star [ __ ]
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sucker.
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>> Do you know the best way to Shepherd's
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Bush?
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>> I think the trains have stopped running.
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>> What? That's it?
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>> Yeah, that's it. I've got stuff to do
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tonight.
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>> You're hot as [ __ ]
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>> Be that as it may,
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it's getting late.
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>> You're my stalker.
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>> Seriously, what are you doing?
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I've nowhere to be tonight.
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>> And you were the only hotel around, so
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>> You were literally hooking up with a guy
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when I saw you.
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>> With him?
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He's a mere trifle.
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>> Right.
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>> Look, let me walk you home.
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It's a beautiful London morning.
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>> You know, this is really weird, [music]
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right?
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>> Shepherd's [music] Bush?
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>> It's not even a competition. I mean, it
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wins for Pam Grier's performance alone.
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>> Don't even get me started on Robert
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Forster in that final scene.
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>> If you say so.
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>> I do.
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But let's be honest,
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he hasn't created a masterpiece since
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then.
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>> Need to get that [ __ ] inside my mouth
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again.
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>> What are you doing?
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>> Just
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>> I don't want to get arrested.
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Get up.
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You're a public menace.
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>> What's more, we just didn't [music] see
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things in the same way, I guess.
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>> Like?
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>> Well, there's just so much to negotiate,
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you know.
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>> So, he likes cups of tea, and walks in
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the sunset, [music] and you like blowing
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guys in car parks.
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>> What's in an open relationship? It seems
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easier on paper.
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>> were right. She just got married the
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other day.
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>> You were right. So, a hen
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>> What's your name?
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>> I'm Jewish.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, one sec. So, at her hen
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night the other night
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>> Is she a girl?
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>> Yeah. Oh my god, yes.
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>> Okay.
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>> Would you
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let me finish?
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>> Please do, master storyteller.
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>> Hold up. Okay, right. Um
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I'm going to end my story now.
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The point I wanted to make was
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at this hen night, we had to go around
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the circle and say how many people we'd
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slept with in our lives. And um these
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straight girls and guys were like
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eight,
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three,
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13, even. And me and this homegirl, we
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just looked at each other, and we were
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like
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Oh, dear.
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And then it came to us,
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and we were like
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a thousand?
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10,000?
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To find slept with
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>> Romantic story to go with a romantic
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kiss.
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>> [music]
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>> I just pegged you for Kylie gay.
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>> What does a Kylie gay look like exactly?
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>> Shinier.
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Have you ever been to Hackney?
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>> Why would you want to live anywhere else
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but here in London?
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>> I mean we do have the offices here,
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but it's not really the easiest city to
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live in, is
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>> It's worth it for the quality men alone.
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Present company included.
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>> Is that right?
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>> That is right.
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So anyway, I figured out why you're
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circumcised.
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>> That's the big question on everyone's
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lips actually.
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>> Why you, my dear friend, are
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circumcised?
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>> Well, that's Muslims and Jews have more
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in common than we like to admit. [music]
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And their dicks being the most obvious
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through line.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> What's your name?
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I completely forgot to ask.
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>> It's Medi.
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>> Medi.
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>> I'm Noah. Nice to meet you.
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>> [snorts]
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>> You're such an idiot.
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>> Sorry to hear that.
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>> It's 2 years ago now.
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>> Yeah, but you never really get over
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losing someone.
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Did you lose someone?
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>> Someone.
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My father.
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I looked after him for months before his
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death.
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And he needed constant care, you know.
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So none of my brothers or sisters were
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around. It's just
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me and my mom.
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Through the hard moments.
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And when he went, I remember thinking,
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all this and you don't even really know
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who I am.
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>> Not really.
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>> This is me.
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>> I always wanted to see the interior of
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these apartments.
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>> Have you indeed?
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>> Mhm.
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I've had my eye on them for some time.
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>> Can I get you something?
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>> No housemates?
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>> Uh no, it's a mate. He's in Qatar.
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>> That's a stronger.
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>> That's how he's the clock.
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Follow me.
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>> You leaving?
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>> Yeah, work.
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>> Oh.
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I should probably change and shower
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before I go in.
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>> Sure.
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>> You know,
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it was fun.
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>> Yeah.
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It was.
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>> If nothing else, we definitely got our
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steps in.
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>> So,
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how long are you in town for anyway?
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>> A few more days this time.
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>> Anything planned?
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>> Uh climbing the O2 or
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a tour of the nation's great saunas?
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>> It's um
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got a few friends I need to catch up
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with.
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>> I had the best night.
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One for the history books.
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>> Totally.
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>> You know, I
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I don't want to be a cliché and ask for
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your number and
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>> I know.
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The whole
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you ask for my number and then we'll
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just ghost each other after slowly
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trail.
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>> That's the one.
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>> So, let's not.
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>> It's agreed.
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>> But, you know,
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tonight I I'll go back to the same spot
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we met.
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I'll go at the same time.
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And I'll look through the trees and the
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shrubs
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for a dark, handsome stranger to walk
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home.
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You never know.
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Do you?
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>> I'm a light sleep.
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I'll be out with [music] the stars all
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night.
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I know what
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to stop [music] me to stop me now.
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Like
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>> [music and singing]
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>> them girls in Tokyo
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singing
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"Natsu
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>> [music and singing]
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>> ga arabishii yo."
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I know what to stop me.
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Oh.
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>> [music]
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>> Don't want to go home.
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I want [music] to stay here and float.
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Show me just show [music] me just show
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me just show me off.
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I'll be cool long as you show me off.
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Could be [music] could be too good for
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you
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too good for you.
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Show me just show me just show me just
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show me off.
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>> [music]
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>> I'll be cool long as you show me off.
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Could be [music] could be too good for
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you
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too good for you.
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In the night air
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no memory takes hold.
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