All language subtitles for Little.Singles.S01E05.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_track3_[eng]

-Pop it.
-[both yell]

[Jasmine]
Presenting the birthday girl!

-[all cheer]
-[Anthony] There we go!

What's up, baby?
Nice to see you.

You look great.

This whole thing with Sammy
and I, it seems like

the romantic side of things are
all on Sammy's terms.

Are we not besties?

If he wants to kiss me,
he does, but then if he wants

to flirt with other girls,
we're back to being

just friends.

Do you think that Steph should
have told me sooner

about her and Sammy?

Do you still have feelings
for him?

I was interested in him,
but until this all happened,

Sammy and Steph had me in
a weird love triangle.

I need to confront everyone
about it.

You haven't told me [bleep].

I feel like you're talking
to someone

and I'm trying to figure
that out.

[John] A year and a half ago,
I expressed to Sammy about how

I'm into this woman.
He hooked up with her.

I don't need to share all
my personal information

with you.
-And I respect that.

John and I have made amends,
but does he truly trust me?

Can't even believe what number
came out!

-69!
-[Lady Sham] 69!

Whoever ends up with you is
such a lucky man.

[JJ] He's funny.
He's kind.

He's smart.
Yeah.

And now I'm thinking I have
a little crush on him.

I honestly have a confession,
and I haven't even told Sammy,

Steph, or Krista.

I do have a girlfriend
right now I'm seeing.

You have a girlfriend
and nobody knows?

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

[upbeat music plays]

[Sammy] Ugh.

Guys, I'm starving.
How about you?

-I am hungry, yes.
-I'm fine for now.

-[JJ] I'll help you.
-I'll get it done.

That was so much fun last
night, though.

[Sammy] So much fun.

[JJ] Hearing that John has
a girlfriend,

I wasn't expecting that.

And, of course,
he has a girlfriend.

The good ones are always taken.

-She's a lucky girl.
-[John] Ah.

-Yeah, she is lucky.
-No, she's a lucky girl.

I've just kind of been keeping
that in 'cause I am afraid

at the end of the day,
I don't wanna be broken again.

And I'd rather be broken alone
than broken with everyone else

around me knowing.

This is a lot.

He's keeping a secret
from his closest friends.

And I already know so many
things about everybody

in this house.

First, I saw Steph
and Sammy kissing.

Now, knowing that John has
a secret girlfriend,

what am I supposed to do with
all of this information?

[Sammy] Hey, wait, guys,

do you think Krista will wanna
eat something.

[John]
I'm gonna see if she's up.

She's 30 years old now,
so she needs her beauty rest.

[knocking on door]

[John] Krista.

Hello.

Would you like some breakfast?

Uh, avocado toast?

Um, yeah, a whole fridge full.

You -- what?

Do we have cereal?
We have oatmeal, I think.

-You wanna head out?
-Yeah.

We want you.
We want your energy.

-Krista's here.
-[women] Good morning.

[Sammy] Good morning, Krista.

Do you want some
avocado toast?

Can I try a little bit of
the avocado toast?

Ooh.
Actually, that looks so good.

-[John] Ready?
-I just --

I'll eat all
the food, honestly, like.

[toast crunches]

It's quite interesting to be
on this vacation,

because it gives me
a chance to learn

about all my friends
a little bit more,

all their weird quirks
and their -- their, uh...

Like --

plump lips.
-What?

[John] I mean, I've learned
so much about Krista already.

She's not a morning person.

You guys already started
cleaning up without me?

[all greeting]

And she isn't really

a make-your-own-breakfast
person.

[Steph] Do you want it?

No, I really do
want the oatmeal.

-[Steph] OK.
-Yeah.

[John] Do you want frozen fruit
on this?

Yeah, actually,
that's a good idea.

Ooh, I want blueberries.

I mean, I don't really blame
Krista, though, because Sammy

and I are such enablers.
-We're gentlemen.

[Krista] Thank you.

[John] There's your little
fruit bowl.

[Krista] Thank you.

-The egg is really good.
-This is made with love.

This is such the way
small people sit at a table.

We just squat.
I love it.

-Opa!
-Oh, I wanna smash a plate.

Yeah.
I love being Greek.

Both of my grandparents on
my mom's side are from Greece,

and my dad's dad is
from Greece.

We're very good at partying,
obviously, celebrating family,

love, food.

Greek Easter was always
my favorite holiday when all

our family would come together
and eat Greek food.

-That's really cool.
-Thank you.

I think so, too.

[John] We have a lot of time to
do a lot of fun things.

I'm excited.

You know, I'm the only one
from the West Coast

out of you guys.

So I'm thinking, like,
showing you guys a little bit

of everything that
I've grown up doing.

And if you guys wanna do it,
I would love to go do,

like, maybe an ATV excursion.

[John] I don't know.

I just don't know why you would
head on one again.

I have to face my fear.
I can't live in fear.

You don't have to do anything.

About seven months ago,
I crashed an ATV without

a helmet on and almost died.

I don't live in fear.

And I'll be smarter because
I wasn't wearing a helmet when

I crashed last time.

And it's gonna be in
a professional environment.

You flew 20 feet.

I'm sure the helmet wasn't
the only thing

that would have protected you.

For me, it's not all about
getting on the ATV, actually.

People have definitely made
assumptions and judgments

about me.
"He's irresponsible.

He's not trustworthy.
He does stupid [bleep]."

And I kind of wanna prove
them wrong.

I want everyone to know that
I'm gonna be OK with

the things I do
and the choices I make.

I'm grateful to be here.

[John] You're grateful to be
here and alive,

and you wanna go back
on the thing that

threw you in the hospital
for three weeks?

[Sammy] I'm happy.
I'm grateful.

I'm blessed.

But at the end of the day,
I need to conquer this.

And I can't think of a better
group to do it with.

We don't have to, but I would
love the support.

[Steph sniffs]

After Sammy's accident,
the thought of losing him

almost broke me, and I think
there's a part of me that wants

to do everything I possibly can
to keep him safe

and not go through that again.

You have to do --

I can't actually speak.

[Sammy] Oh, trust me,
I have that all the time.

-It's called a stutter.
-[all laugh]

You have to do whatever...
[clears throat]

...you need to do to get over
this and move on.

I support you in that,
but I can't watch you do it.

And I understand that,
because I did affect all

my loved ones, and it

hurts me.
I think about it every day.

I can't have
this conversation, honestly.

♪♪

Your friends went through
so much, so it's --

[Sammy] I -- I get that,
and that's why I'm

listening, and I understand.

I don't fully understand
why Sammy wants to ride

an ATV again.

The thought of him doing it
is terrifying.

And I can't imagine being there
and watching it happen.

If you guys really don't want
me to do it, I won't do it.

I won't get on an ATV.

I promise.

♪ La, la-la, la-la ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ La, la-la, la-la ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

My God.
Wine, cheese, and coffee?

That's my kind of place.

So cute.

Um, I might just have a black
iced Americano, please.

Americano?

[Steph] Can I get a vanilla
latte, please?

Of course.
I'll have one for you, sir.

[John] Thanks, buddy.

This is the break we needed.

I mean, seeing how upset
she was when Sammy wanted to

get back on an ATV, I think
this is a perfect time for me

to take her out to coffee
and finally just speak to

her as the close friend
that I am.

-Thanks for the coffee.
-[John] This is much needed.

-Mm-hmm.
-Unwind a little bit.

[Steph] Nice little relaxing
coffee day.

I feel like we have so much to
catch up on in general, too.

Yeah.

It's crazy how long we've
been friends.

-You know what I mean?
-[Steph] I know.

-It's been, what, 18 years?
-We're not that old.

-We're not that old.
-[John] No way.

-It's been...
-14.

Yeah, 14 years.
That's absolutely insane.

-That's still a long time.
-I'm so glad you brought JJ.

She's so much fun.

Like, I think she's
what we needed.

She's fit in so perfectly
with this group.

Yeah.

The conversation last night
with JJ has made me realize

I need to come clean with Steph

and Sammy about my relationship.

I'm worried about
how they're gonna react,

because I've been holding
this secret for six months.

Uh...

Um, and there are a few things
that I do really wanna speak

to you about.

I am -- I am seeing someone
in England.

-[Steph] Is it the girl
from LPA?
-Yeah.

I wanted her to come out here.
It's an 11-hour flight.

She has work,
but how are you, though?

-I'm good.
-[John] You're good?

You don't think you get off
the hook that easy.

I know.
I know.

John was hanging out with this
girl from England during LPA,

and he never said anything
about her being his girlfriend.

More just seemed like it was
her first time in LPA,

and he wanted to make sure
she had a good time.

And that's when I should have
known all along.

'Cause that has always
been his tell.

When I first met John,
and he was 14, and he had

a crush on one of my friends,
he would pretend he didn't

and say that he doesn't care
over and over again when it was

so clear that he did.

So it's just kind of funny to
see him do it again

14 years later.

So about that, um,
fling in England,

what is going on?

I would -- I would say
I'm in love right now,

and it's so challenging to
kinda let my wall flattened,

'cause for a few years,
I was fully heartbroken,

and I never wanted
anything like that.

But finally,
I've been able to kinda,

I guess,

see what love felt like again.

I would argue I'm the happiest
I've been in years,

so that's great.
Yeah.

I just -- all that matters is
that you're happy to me.

[teasing]
Fergie's got a girlfriend.

Fergie's got a girlfriend.

Are you done?

For now.

[John]
How are you doing, though?

[Steph] So I'm sure you maybe
picked up on it a little bit,

but Sammy and I have kinda
had something going on.

It was obvious.
Let's be real.

After his accident,
I feel like it just, like,

the switch just flipped.

Like, I never really thought of
him in that way

until I had to think about...

it not being an option.

Why do you have no
idea, though?

Because I have feelings for
my best friend, and he's not in

a place to do
anything about it -- yeah.
-[John] To feel the same way.

So is it mutual, do you think?

-Or do you think this is just...
-I think so.

...one more of his little flings
for fun?

I just, I worry that he'll hurt
you because he can never truly

settle and treat someone
the way they deserve,

and you don't deserve
that stuff.

I know, and I literally
wouldn't put up

with it from anyone else.

That's the thing that pisses
me off.

So then why are you handling
it from him?

Are you just able to have
a friendship with him without

having feelings for him?

♪♪

-I don't want you to get hurt.
-Yeah.

But where do we stand?

I really like you, Sammy.

I do still feel a connection
with Krista, and I wanna see

if there's an opportunity
for me.

I'm concerned about what's
going on with you two,

and I don't want anyone to get
hurt, and you're telling me

something totally different.

[Steph]
I simply don't give a [bleep].

Steph, like, why are
you turning your back?

'Cause I simply don't
give a [bleep].

Are you just able to have
a friendship with him without

having feelings for him?

I -- I don't know.

I -- I really don't
know anything.

There is something very natural
about Sammy and I's chemistry.

So no matter how mad at him
I am, it's hard to just shut

that off.
And we're not dating.

We're both figuring out what's
going on here.

It's not like he's a bad guy.
He's not trying to hurt me.

I do think that there is some
point in this timeline

of life, like --

oof.

Like, where he could be
my person.

You need a loyal m --

a loyal man who's gonna
treat you right.

I hear you, and you're so
right, but all I really can do

in this moment is see
what happens.

I don't see a world where that
man can finally settle down,

at least not right now.

I don't think Sammy
is right for Steph.

I mean, he hasn't grown up yet.

He hasn't moved out of
his parents' home.

Steph over here is looking
to make a family.

They're not good for
each other.

[upbeat music plays]

[Sammy hums]

[normally] These hips don't lie.

My stuffy needs
some sunshine.

♪♪

-[Sammy] Yo, yo.
-[Krista] Hey.

[Sammy] How you doing?

[Krista] I just thought
I'd catch some sunshine.

[Sammy] Are you thirsty at all
or want a snack?

-[Krista] A drink would be nice.
-[Sammy] All right, I got you.

After Steph and I kissed,
I quickly friend-zoned

her 'cause I don't want it to
go further than that anymore.

And I do still feel
a connection with Krista.

We're both young.
We're both hot.

We could tear the roof off
this place.

So let's see what happens.

Got you a drink.

-[Krista] Thank you.
-Got some snacks, too, so.

Ooh.
This drink looks so good.

-Cheers.
-[Krista] Cheers.

-Thank you.
-[Sammy] Cheers to
a great vacation.

What is this guy doing here
with us?

-This is my stuffy.
-What do you use it for?

-I live alone.
-All right.

And at night, I get lonely.

So I just wanted something
to cuddle.

OK.

So you're looking for something
to cuddle with?

[Krista]
That's what I got him for.

It seems like everybody else,
like a lot of my other friends,

little people friends,
they come from families that

already, like their parents

have dwarfism.
-[Sammy] Yeah.

And like your parents are
average height.

-[Sammy] Yeah.
-My parents are average height.

All of my siblings are
average height.

-All of your siblings are
average height.
-Yeah.

Um, I just, I kind of wished
growing up, like I had

an example for myself.

You know, our friends that got
to grow up and see

their parents like already live
their lives with dwarfism

and they're like trials
and tribulations

and things like that.

They had experience
and bullies,

people staring at us.
-[Krista] Yeah.

Our average-height parents
didn't know that.

-[Krista] No.
-And I feel like that's why they

kind of did protect us
a little more.

Until I was maybe like five
or six, no one knew I was

a little person.
-[Sammy] Oh, really?

[Krista] I started noticing
probably in the fifth grade.

I had such a big crush on
this kid, and he pulled me aside

and like, he literally like
looked me in my eyes and was

like, "Krista, big and little
don't mix, I'm sorry."

And it just broke
my little heart.

-[Sammy] Aw.
-That was my --

That was like my first true
heartbreak where like someone

had rejected me.
-How did your mom take that?

-I'm sorry.
-[Krista] It's OK.

How did your mom take that?

Because I know you went home
and it was like, "Mom,

someone rejected me",
and they said, "Big and little

don't mix."
What is that supposed to mean?

-[Krista] Yeah, sorry.
-I'm sorry.

-Sorry.
-No, it's OK.

I know as many times --
many times

it's like my heart got broke,
hers broke,

probably ten times harder
watching me go through it.

[sobs]
Um.

Sometimes I feel really guilty
for my mom.

[Sammy] You can't think of it
like that, though.

Yeah.

You didn't make yourself
that way.

-You can't put it on yourself.
-Yeah.

I was not expecting
this conversation to lead

to tears like this.

But at the same time, I can
definitely relate to her story.

Trying to date with the average
height community is hard,

especially for little people.

And I could see how one would
get their heart broken,

'cause I've been there
and done that.

I honestly thought I was going
to find my person by now,

but I know that it's going to
happen eventually.

[Sammy] It's the right place,
right time.

-Yeah.
-[Sammy] It's gonna happen.

Somebody that is the one,
if you know what I'm saying.

I know that there's a bunch of
stuff going on, and I don't

want you to get hurt.
-[Krista] Yeah.

But where do we stand?

It's so hard to say because,
like, I need you to be honest.

Like, do you have feelings
for Steph?

I did have really strong
feelings for Steph.

And then now the more that
I think about it and I go on

every day, I just don't think
she is my person.

I just really wish Steph
and I could have been

a lot better on this trip.

I know I kissed her

because we're just comfortable
with one another.

And the way I look at it,
it was kind of like

a celebration that we're both
having fun.

But I may have gave
her mixed emotions.

And I feel bad because I came
on this trip to have fun with

my friends, not break hearts.

I should have just been honest
with Steph in the beginning.

I should -- I shouldn't have
even done it in the beginning.

Well, I'm glad you're taking
accountability for it.

Really, I am.

I mean, if she told you it was
OK for you to take me out,

I would go.

I do have feelings for you,
and I'm attracted to you.

-I really like you, Sammy.
-[Sammy] I like you, too.

You're, like, such
a great guy.

You just make me laugh,
and I love how,

like, just our conversations
just feel so real.

I do feel a strong connection
with Anthony, and I really,

really like him.
But also, I really like Sammy.

I think that there could be
something there, possibly,

but he's gonna have
to do something,

which is talk to Steph.

Yeah, I'm ready.

[Sammy] All right, let's go.

Thank you for that
conversation, by the way.

[Krista speaks]

[Sammy] It meant so much to me,
and I hope you know you do mean

a lot to me as well.

Sammy, he wanted to know if
he could still go out with me,

and I told him that
that was only happening if

Steph said that it were OK.

He told me that there was
nothing romantic between

them anymore.
-He said that?

I saw them make out.

♪ Don't you wanna
come all over? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna work it out? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna
love me better? ♪

-[John] Greek night.
-[Steph] Greek night.

Um, when are we gonna put all
of our clothes

on and everything?
-Um, when we're --

I was waiting to show
everyone our accessories.

And then we have to
make the food?

Yeah -- well, no, no,
I ordered the food.

We're gonna make dolmades,
which is grape, like,

stuffed grape leaves.

Go get Sammy, and I wanna show
everyone what I got.

[John] OK, great.

Tonight, we're going to wear
togas, and we're just gonna

party and have a good time like
the Greeks do.

Ooh!
All right!

-Oh, what is it?
-I think most of this is yours.

[John] Oh, how does this work?

[Steph] No.
I mean, you could.

[Sammy] You're not wearing
any underwear.

You will see the outline of
my hog-ish with this thing on.

Why would you not
wear underwear?

-[JJ] Of your what?
-All right, all right.

-Of my hog-ish, my hog.
-That's what he calls his penis.

[Steph] I've got it covered.

Oh, my God.
Yep.

Yep, that's his.
That's his, yeah.

[Steph] I've got it covered to
get you covered.

Can we just take the sheets
off the bed and toga party?

-[John] Toga party.
-Toga party.

-Let's do that.
-Yeah.

[faint chatter]

Toga.

Secret weapon.

[folk music plays]

Dude, don't walk into my room
like that.

-Like.
-Why?

I gave Sam that gold Speedo.

I thought it would be funny,
and I heavily regret it.

Now all of us can see
his gold bulge.

What'd you get?
What is that?

Zeus?

There's no Zeus without
the beautiful white locks.

[Sammy] Fergie, I don't really
know how to do this.

[John] Drape it over
your left shoulder.

There's no instructions.
Just wrap it around you.

All right, are you ready
for this?

[Sammy] Yeah.

Dude.
That is sick.

-[John] Hello!
-[Sammy] Ladies!

-[John] Sammy!
-Oh, my God.

[Sammy] Dionysius!
Do you know how to fold this?

-Can you help me?
-Not like that, bud.

-Not like that.
-[Sammy] Can you
help me, please?

[Steph] I -- hold on.

Yeah, I looked up a video,
and I couldn't figure it out.

I am already in
the first position.

That's right.

[Steph] Do you want your tit
out or no?

Like...

-Cover that.
-Cover that just a little bit.

[Steph] Hold on.
Turn around.

[Sammy] I consent.
Oh, my gosh.

-My ass is wide open.
-[Steph giggles]

Just getting yanked on.

John made some really good
points today, and some of them

were really hard to hear.

And it definitely makes me
think about things with Sammy,

but Sammy and I just know
how to have fun together

without even trying.

It's almost harder not to flirt
with him and, like,

have a good time.

I'm not gonna pierce
your other nipple.

-I trust you.
-My hand is in between.

-Do you feel this?
-I -- I trust you, yeah.

-Do you trust me?
-Yes.

[Steph] Doesn't look like
you trust me.

If anyone's comfortable
working around

his golden papoonie, it's me.

Papoonie is a word that
my godbrothers and I made up.

Basically, it's our way of
saying penis in Greek.

And there's a dance, too.
You go like this.

[producer laughs]

[Sammy] My goddesses,
do you need anything else?

Of course, my goddess.
All right.

-Just right around my waist.
-OK.

Got it?

Yep.

Good knot?
I mean, that one's too tight.

[Krista] Perfect.
Yes.

-[Sammy] You got it?
-[Krista] Thank you.

[Sammy] Of course.

[JJ] Ooh!

[whispers]

[Sammy normally] Call us,
ladies, if you need anything.

So I talked to Krista.

[Sammy] I don't know.

I have to pretty much get
Steph's approval.

-[John] Oh.
-That's what she asked.

Yeah, let's do that once we've
all started opening

wine bottles and Prosecco.

[Sammy] Oh, no, no.
I'm not gonna say [bleep].

I'm annoyed being caught in
the middle of this situationship

between Sammy and Steph.

I don't think Sammy will get
any sort of approval

from Steph.
'Cause Steph isn't over Sammy.

He never thinks things through,
just like his idea to get back

on an ATV.

So then when are you gonna
ask her for her approval?

I'm not flirting with anybody
right now.

I'm just being myself.

[John] So you're not gonna
ask for approval?

Oh, yes.
Tomorrow.

I'm not doing it right now.
Ruin --

I'm not gonna ruin her night.

Yeah, her day.
Yeah, yeah.

[Sammy] I'm here for a good
time, and we're gonna have

a good time.
-[Krista] Can I use this?

[Steph] Of course.

Sammy, turn the Greek
music on.

-Nice fit.
-Thank you.

[John] Oh, wow!

-You guys ready for Greek night?
-[Sammy] So ready.

That blue looks so good
on you.

-[Sammy] I'm pumped.
-I love it.

[JJ whispers] What did you and
Sammy talk about today?

I...

[normally] He wanted to know if
he could still go out with me.

And I told him that that was
only happening if Steph said

that it were OK.
-[JJ] What did he say?

I asked him how serious it was
between him and Steph.

What did he say?

He told me that there was

nothing romantic between
them anymore.

♪♪

-He said that?
-Yeah, he told --

that's why he told me that.
Why?

Did he tell you
something different or...?

I saw them make out.

♪♪

-On your birthday.
-On my birthday?

-Yeah.
-Like, that night?

-Yeah.
-What?

[JJ] They were in the kitchen,
and they were kissing.

Like, he told me that he made
it clear to Steph that,

like, they can't be anything.

He understood, like,
my boundary and said,

"OK, so I have to ask Steph."

And I said,
"Yeah, that's the only way."

-[JJ] Why is he doing this?
-I don't know.

[exhales]

[Krista] I feel really let down
by Sammy.

I don't understand why Sammy
would rope me into

a love triangle.

I don't wanna be in
the middle of this.

I'm gonna put my two cents
into this.

-OK.
-Something's going on.

I would just step away
from it for now.

Let's just have some fun
and put a button in it because

right now, something's going on
and I don't know what

the game is.

[Krista]
JJ is right about one thing.

Something is going on,
but this is not a game to me

and I'm not about to let
anybody treat me

or my heart this way.

[dramatic, dark chord plays]

[upbeat Greek music plays]

[John] Opa!

We got the music going.
Let's get this party started.

-[JJ] I need a shot.
-[Krista] Me too.

[JJ] Oh, my God.

[Sammy]
Oh, there are them goddesses.

[John] Whoo!

-Wow, we match.
-We do.

[Steph]
Dionysius, I was thinking
you're worthy of the name.

[Sammy]
Dionysius, the god of wine.

-Can I fix your toga?
-My nipple's hanging out again.

Your nipple just wants to
be free.

-Free the nipples.
-[Sammy] Wanna tie
it tighter for me?

-The purple part.
-The purple?

[Sammy] Yeah, and you tight.
Oh, perfect.

-Thanks, goddess.
-[Steph] All right, Dionysius.

-What's your name?
-Hestia.

[Sammy] Goddess Hestia.

Now it's clear as day to me.

They're flirting, and I think

Sammy does have feelings
for Steph.

See, it wasn't hot.

I got you.
I got you.

You were right this time.

You just weren't holding
it right.

That's not my problem.

-It's my little wrist.
-Your little wrist.

But he's not about to make me
look stupid.

I know that for a fact.

[Steph] We go outside.

[Sammy] It does smell delish.

-[Krista] Aye [pants].
-[John] Are you OK?

[Krista]
I was sitting on my knees
at the bar the other night,

and my feet fell asleep.
-[John] Oh, my God.

I always have to sit on
my knees just so I'm, like,

higher up.

[Steph]
All right, is everyone ready?

-[all] Yeah.
-Yeah, let's do it.

Opa.

-That looks actually delish.
-Wow.

I feel like John
will love this.

-[JJ] That's thick.
-[Steph laughs]

This is John's type of meal
right here.

So what you do is...

-Let's roll rice.
-Exactly, Fergie, Daddy Zeus.

That's unique.

OK.

I've been assigned rolling
a couple things in my life,

but a dolma with these hands?

I don't know if I can do it
right, but I'm gonna try.

-[Steph] You basically
make a burrito.
-[Krista] OK.

So you tuck in the sides
and then roll it down.

Nice and tight.

[folk, Greek music plays]

-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
-There you go.

-Did I do right?
-Beautiful.

Gorgeous.
Flawless, Dionysius.

-Cheers!
-Opa!

Cheers!
Opa!

[John] Thanks Steph for showing
us how to eat.

[Sammy] The flavor is unique.

-[Steph] It is.
-[Sammy] It's good.

It's unique for sure.

This is the worst food I've
ever tasted.

And I honestly wanna vomit.

This isn't the Greek food
I'm accustomed to.

I know gyros and souvlaki.
This is disgusting.

I don't want it.

I like it.

It's probably because I like
pickles and it was like

a pickled leaf.

[Steph] Do you guys wanna go
smash some plates?

[all] Yeah!

[Sammy] Opa!

[women scream]

♪♪

Plate smashing for Greeks, like,

signifies joy.
It's a celebration of life.

And historically, some Greeks
even believe that the loud

noise drives away evil spirits.

[John] Oh, whoa, OK,
everyone back, please.

It's like cathartic release
of emotion.

I feel like we all kinda need
that right now.

-[all scream]
-[plate smashes]

-[Steph] There we go, baby!
-Well done, well done.

Who is cleaning this up
out of curiosity?

I get it's a Greek tradition,
but how am I supposed to

explain to the property manager
why there's a bunch of

missing plates?

Why is this whole Greek night
revolved around me losing

my security deposit?

This is in celebration to
love, life, and happiness.

[all scream]

You know what?
[bleep] it.

I'm Zeus today.

Here's to happiness
and forgetting the past, baby!

-Yeah!
-[women scream]

Here's to loving yourself
and who gives a [bleep].

Yes!

Here's to grabbing life
by the horns and realizing

the people around you care about
you, and you care about them.

Let's go!

Opa!

[Steph] Our food is here.

[John]
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Steph] Thank you so much.

-Oh, wait we actually --
-Oh, my gosh!

[overlapping chatter]

Are we, uh,
are we planning on cleaning

this in the morning,
or what's the...?

-[JJ] I am starving.
-Food will go over here.

-I think it's family style.
-Yeah,

We're family, so that's how
we're gonna do it.

-[JJ] Ooh.
-[Sammy] Oh, kebabs.

[Steph] Souvlaki.

[John] Oh, lamb balls.

It's like Christmas.

You want tomato, cucumber,
all of the above?

-All right.
-That's catching on fire.

-Oh.
-[Steph] All right opa.

-Wait, I do have a question.
-[John] Yes.

How did everybody
lose their virginity?

That's a good question.

It actually wasn't until
my first year of university

where I was just at,
honestly, a little frat party

and one thing led to another.
I finally lost my virginity.

I lost my virginity to
an average height woman

because that's all we had
in my town.

But for me, I've always found,
when I'm hooking up with

an average height,
it's a lot less serious.

It's funnier.

It's just like, I don't know,
it's a crazy situation.

But when I'm hooking up with
someone of my size,

it's a lot more
meaningful, passionate.

I think, and correct me if I'm
wrong, it is more challenging

for little men to lose
their virginity at a younger

age, 'cause average height women

typically don't just sleep
with smaller men, so.

I -- I will correct you on that.

-I lost it at 23.
-[JJ] 17.

-I think it's just personal.
-OK, there you go.

So it's hard for all of us.

When I was in high school,
they just saw me as a little

sister or a bro.

Yep, and I was a little bro
all throughout high school.

How old were you?

Literally three days after
I turned 18,

she was average height.

We grew up best friends,
kind of just looked at her like

that and made it happen.

What about you, Krista?

Probably around the time
I was 21.

I was in, like, a nine,
almost ten-year relationship.

So one thing led to another
and I lost it to him, so.

[Sammy]
Nine or ten-year relationship?

So you guys started dating at
like 13?

-Yeah, yeah, we were together.
-That's a loyal relationship.

-I love that.
-Yeah -- yeah.

-That's amazing.
-That's very impressive.

We had been together for
so long, from middle school

through high school
and even after graduation.

And when we broke up,
I remember, I didn't know

who I was.
I had no idea who I was.

He was like an extension of me.

It was a very painful breakup.

But it needed to happen,
and I'm so thankful

that it happened.

Losing that relationship taught
me that there's always

a new beginning.
What do they say?

"Once one door closes,
another one opens,"

and some windows, too.

And I would assume he was
average height,

obviously, because you haven't
really ever ended up with

a small man, as you mentioned.
-Yeah, he was average height.

Yeah, I'm big on commitment

and, like, loyalty and stuff
like that.

That's huge, and I honestly,
especially in

the little community,

commitment and loyalty,
it comes and goes, for sure.

[JJ] And honesty.
Honesty.

[John] Yeah.

For me, at least, I honestly
don't know what I want and what

I can give to somebody
in my life.

-[Krista] Can I pause you?
-[Sammy] Yeah.

'Cause that's not what
you told me

when we were out here on
the day bed earlier.

♪♪

I honestly don't know what
I want and what I can give to

somebody in my life.

[Krista] Can I pause you?

-Yeah,
-'Cause that's not what

you told me

when we were out here on
the day bed earlier.

[tense music plays]

You literally told me that
you were on a certain track

and figuring out
what you wanted.

And then I hear through
the grapevine

that you made out with Steph

during my birthday party.

-Bro.
-[Krista] That's not
what you told me.

You didn't even mention that
to me.

-And Steph, that's fine, like.
-[Steph] Oh, I know.

It's fine.
I can do what I want.

[Krista] Yeah, you can do
whatever you want.

But I'm concerned about what's
going on with you two.

And I don't want anyone to
get hurt.

And you're telling me something
totally different.

[Steph] Him and I have
our own relationship.

Why do you care if you're
talking to Anthony?

I mean, same as you.
I can do what I want, right?

[Steph] You can.

I'm just saying, why is this
even a conversation?

Because you're literally
crying to me in the bed about

how much you care about him.
-I never cried to you in bed.

[Krista] That's a lie.

[Steph] Whose bed did I cry in?

-His.
-[Krista] JJ was
there with both of us.

Like, you guys are just
putting me in this weird

love triangle
that I don't wanna be in.

I didn't put you in [bleep].
I was put in something.

I don't know what
Krista's point is.

Don't call me out for having
emotions when you know

nothing about the situation.

It is so much bigger than
the part that I decided to

share with you.

Trying to be a good person,

I didn't have to
share anything.

So that really rubbed
me the wrong way.

Simply don't give a [bleep].

Steph, like, why are
you turning your back?

-I was try --
-'Cause I simply
don't give a [bleep].

I'm just trying to protect
your feelings.

-I don't wanna --
-I can protect my own feelings.

This is a 10-12 year friendship.

I can deal with my own [bleep].

Well, I'm just trying to make
sure that you don't look stupid

and I don't look stupid.

I can deal with whether or not
I look stupid.

Steph, you and I had no
strings attached.

I've always told you that
I want to be best friends

with you.
Yes, guess what?

Things happen in between.
We had hookups.

But it's not like we talked
every day of the week,

every week of the month.

I never wanted to talk
every day.

We never did, so how is
that a thing?

[shushes]
Let's hold on for a second.

I never wanted to talk
every day of the week.

[Sammy] Exactly.

-So how is that thing then?
-I'm talking for once.

I never wanted to talk
every day of the week.

No, you're yelling.
You're not talking.

So talk.

[John] Please stop.

This is the same thing when
everyone heard us in the house.

-No, no.
-[Steph] No, John
heard us in the house.

-[Sammy] No, everyone did.
-Let her speak.

I never wanted to talk
every day of the week.

I never asked you for
a [bleep] relationship.

I never asked you for [bleep].

All I did was be there for you.

I don't give a [bleep]
who you flirt with.

-That's all I have to say.
-[Krista] I'm confused.

I'm literally so confused.

[Sammy] Well, I told you up
there on the day bed,

-[Krista] Truly, I feel awful.
-I simply don't give a [bleep].

To be honest,
I'm not even doing this.

[Krista] But I do.
I do care.

OK, you give a [bleep]
all you want.

I think she's just
really emotional.

I don't think she truly
means that.

I don't think she means that.

[tense music plays]

[tense music ends]

Stop [bleep] playing games.

You need to know what you want,
and if you don't know,

then you shouldn't be talking
to anybody.

OK.

It feels like I don't have any
friends anymore.

I would take every single
second of what happened with us

romantically back, so I could
get our friendship back.

I really would.

We can't keep dragging this on
and doing the same thing over

and over and over again.

I overheard you
and JJ talking,

and you called me a bitch.