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[NARRATOR] With a mighty "C"
emblazoned on his cape.
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Who is this tiny hero
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who protects the
peace of this world?
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Why, Chopperman, of course!
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[CHOPPER]
Chopperman to the Rescue!
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Protect the TV Station
by the Shore!
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[USOPP] What's so great
about that pipsqueak, anyway?
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If he was a real hero,
he would see how brilliant I am
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and let me take over
the World Government!
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[NARRATOR]
Evil Incarnate, Dr. Usodaba.
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This mad scientist
is always plotting
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to rule the world
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with an iron fist,
a wicked mustache
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and the power of his
underground organization.
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Though if my minions
would do their jobs properly,
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maybe this wouldn't
be a problem!
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Yes, I'm talking about you,
you freeloaders!
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Huh?
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[NARRATOR]
The naughty monster, Sanjiropus!
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He insists that
he isn't naughty,
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but is always thinking
about naughty stuff!
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I'm always
a perfect gentleman.
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[ZORO] Yeah, right.
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[NARRATOR] Mysterious
Rice Ball Monster, Zorokiller.
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[NARRATOR] He loves rice balls!
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If you don't have rice balls for
him, he'll never forgive you!
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That's right, I won't!
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Would you good-for-nothings
stop sitting there
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and start taking over
the world for me?
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More tea.
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Sure! Right away!
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Hey, you can't boss your
boss around like that!
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Now pour me a cup.
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[USOPP] I may be evil, but I
need love just like anyone else.
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How can I find minions
that are evil in a good way
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instead of evil in a mean way?
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[SHOUPAN] Be a star in
our new singing competition!
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Show the whole world
your hidden talent on live TV
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to win fame and fortune!
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[USOPP] That's it!
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Soon the whole
world will love me!
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[laughing evilly]
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[NARRATOR] Meanwhile,
at Chopperman's secret base,
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somewhere secret
that we can't tell you...
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You wanna do this
the hard way?
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Huh? Spit it out already!
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[NARRATOR] Chopperman's
lovely assistant, Namifia.
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She's in charge of
assigning missions to our hero
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to make sure that he
doesn't watch TV all day.
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If you don't ring,
I'll wring your neck!
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I mean, please,
Mr. Transponder Snail!
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I'm begging you!
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We won't be able to
pay bills this month!
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Who am I kidding?
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I guess our only option is
to cut the snack allowance.
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[CHOPPER laughing]
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A polar bear, huh?
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Panda.
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[CHOPPER laughing]
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Hey, Namifia.
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I'm out of potato chips.
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Would you mind getting
another bag for me, please?
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[NARRATOR]
Champion of Justice, Chopperman.
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He's a hero that protects
the peace of the world.
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What did you expect?
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That really hurt!
Why are you so mean to me?
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This is no time to sit idly by,
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watching TV and
eating potato chips!
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It's a tragedy!
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The world is at peace
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and all the bad guys
are taking a day off!
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Yeah, but isn't
that a good thing?
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Not for us, it isn't!
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If people don't call in
asking us for help,
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then how in the heck are we
supposed to make any money?
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Who cares how much cash
we have in the bank?
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You can't put a price tag
on world peace!
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But you can put a
price on potato chips,
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which we can no longer afford.
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No, I'm sorry!
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Hm?
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Next, we'll cover
local news stories.
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Maybe we'll be lucky
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and something really terrible
is going on right now.
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Like a giant robot
going on a rampage,
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or an army of space lizards
kidnapping the mayor.
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[CHOPPER]
Hey! Gimme back the remote!
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Not a chance.
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[CHOPPER] But I wanna
watch my comedy shows!
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--Pretty pretty please?
--No way.
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[SHOUPAN] Yeek!
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[USOPP laughing evilly]
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Good evening ladies and gents!
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There has been a
small change of program.
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--It's Usodaba!
--It's Usodaba!
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In case you haven't noticed,
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my Evil Organization has taken
over your beloved TV station!
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Sweet! Just what we needed!
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[CHOPPER]
Did he get his own TV show?
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As you might suspect,
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this is part of one
of my genius schemes
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to take over
the World Government!
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Don't change the channel,
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because I'm going to
give you every gory detail!
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In order for the Usodaba
Gang to tighten its iron grip,
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we are now taking
applications for new employees,
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open to everyone free of charge,
for a limited time!
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--Huh?
--Huh?
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[USOPP] No pesky job interview!
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No background check, either!
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As an added bonus,
our first applicant will receive
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a very special,
one of kind treasure
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from my own personal collection!
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[USOPP] It's fast! It's strong!
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But it's still just a model,
so no, you can't ride it.
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It's the awesome, super-rare,
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Air Force C-Max Limited Edition
Pre-Painted Red Color Version!
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I do hate to see it go,
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seeing as I had to wait in line
a week in the freezing cold,
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sleeping on the street
and peeing in a bucket,
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but for my minions,
no cost is too great!
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The Air Force
C-Max Limited Edition?
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No way!
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The phone lines
will be opening shortly,
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so I look forward to seeing
you all in the Usodaba Gang!
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This looks like serious trouble!
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Chopperman, are you ready to go?
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Yeah!
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[NAMI]
You know what your mission is?
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Of course I do!
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I have to hurry so I can
get the Air Force C-Max!
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You've gotta be kidding me!
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[CHOPPER] Sorry, can't hear you!
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Joining the bad guys!
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I think I need to
find a new line of work.
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Wait a sec!
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The Giant Luffy Bomber!
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All I have to do is use that!
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It's gone!
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Oh, I forgot.
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I sold it to get
all these fabulous rings.
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[USOPP laughing evilly]
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[USOPP]
What do you think, Robiflowern?
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I bet I made all the
ladies weak in the knees
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in my first big TV appearance.
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I wouldn't know.
I wasn't paying attention.
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[NARRATOR]
Flower Monster, Robiflowern.
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[NARRATOR] An evil
creature whose wickedness
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can only be stopped by
Chopperman's Secret Technique.
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The Cute Spark!
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So what do you think, guys?
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Is your boss
pretty awesome or what?
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[SANJI] Huh?
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When I get new minions,
you guys are totally fired!
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More tea.
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Sure! Right away!
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Hey, you can't boss
your boss around like that!
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Now pour me a cup.
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[USOPP] Fine. Be jerks.
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Soon enough I'll have
a whole army of admirers.
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[MINIONS] We love you, Usodaba!
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You're a genius, Usodaba!
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Here's your tea, Usodaba!
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[ROBIN] I admit, taking over
a TV station was a good idea,
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even if you came up with it.
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Could you tone down
the contempt a little bit?
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Everyone and their dog knows
my plans are always perfect!
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Soon, all the
people tuning in at home
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will see how awesome and
powerful the Usodaba Gang is!
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Then a whole sea
of new applicants
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will come clamoring
over each other
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for a chance to kiss my feet.
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With my army of adoring fans,
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taking over the World
Government will be easy!
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And I can finally show
those ingrates the door.
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Now that you have the station,
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what kind of show
are you going to make?
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I'm glad you asked, my dear.
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[USOPP] I'll steal their hearts
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with the sound
of my sweet singing voice!
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[SANJI] Not so fast!
Better leave this to me!
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I have the face for TV,
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and I'm sure all the lovely
ladies sitting at home watching
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would agree with me.
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Don't you think so,
too, Robiflowern?
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[ROBIN] Sure.
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I just hope you
won't mind sharing me
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with my inevitable
legion of fangirls.
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[ROBIN] I don't know about him.
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[USOPP] Let him do
what he wants, Robiflowern.
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Arguing with him
is a waste of time.
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I need you on the phones,
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'cause when those calls
start pouring in,
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you're going to need all six
of those arms to answer them!
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[ROBIN] Understood.
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[chuckling]
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[USOPP] The call center
will be plunged into chaos!
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No amount of annoying
hold music or busy signals
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will deter the masses
from worshipping me!
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[laughing maniacally]
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[SANJI]
Sanjiropus' 30 Hour Cooking!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Hello!
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I'm the charming kitchen
creature of your dreams,
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Sanjiropus!
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[SANJI] Today,
I'll show you a simple recipe
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that transforms leftovers
from disgusting to delectable!
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No matter what kind of
crap you have in your fridge,
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I can turn it
into a masterpiece!
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All it takes
is three quick seconds.
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And voila!
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Can we get that
in slo-mo, please?
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All right,
that should do it for today!
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For the next
29 hours and 59 minutes,
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I'll be staring at you ladies
lovingly from inside the TV.
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Are you stupid?
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The food's gonna get cold
if you leave it out like that!
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That's your complaint?
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[USOPP] You leave me no choice.
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I'll have to serenade
my adoring public--
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[ZORO]
Not a chance!
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Get outta here.
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I'll put on a show the
audience won't soon forget!
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You just sit there and watch.
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[sobbing]
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[PORCHE] Oh no!
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Let's have some fun, missy!
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Someone help me!
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There's no use crying now!
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[ZORO] Don't move!
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And who the heck are you?
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What does it matter?
Just cut him to shreds!
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[YOSAKU, JOHNNY] He's a lot
stronger than he looks!
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Ow...
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Spare me, it isn't my fault!
I wasn't raised right!
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Hey, pal.
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You don't happen to have
any rice balls, do you?
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What?
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Make sure you
have some from now on.
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Um, thank you?
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That didn't make
a lick of sense!
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If they keep crapping up
the airways with this trash,
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my plan is going to backfire!
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[CHOPPER] 'Scuse me!
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I'm here to join
the evil empire!
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Finally, someone showed up!
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Hey, boss!
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Are you mocking me?
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No, I really
wanna join your gang!
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Or I really want
the toy, at least.
251
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,150
You still have the Air Force
C Max Limited Edition, right?
252
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,740
What do you take me for?
253
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,740
If you think I'm going to
give my most prized possession
254
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:59,280
to my worst enemy,
you're out of your mind!
255
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,830
Wait a moment.
256
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,540
But I really really want it!
257
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,460
Would you like me
to escort him out?
258
00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,000
No. Not yet.
259
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,330
Hey, runt.
260
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,710
You said you wanted this?
261
00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,090
Yeah, a whole bunch!
262
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,750
Then here, I'll give it to you.
263
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,630
You mean it?
264
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,470
--Oh, yay!
--But in exchange,
265
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:17,260
you have to lose to me in a
televised pro wrestling match
266
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,470
in front of a
live studio audience!
267
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,060
It's that, or no deal!
268
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,720
I have to lose?
269
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,480
But the hero never loses.
270
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,850
You just have to
pretend that I beat you.
271
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:28,150
A small price to pay for the
272
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:31,400
Air Force C Max
Limited Edition, I think.
273
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,650
I'm good at pretending!
274
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,610
I'll do it!
275
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,860
Get him ready for the show!
276
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,070
He's going to be a star!
277
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:40,660
[UNDERLING 51] Right!
278
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,790
I'm gonna be on TV! Hooray!
279
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,580
Are you sure about this, sir?
280
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,040
[chuckling]
281
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,830
What better way to
show the world how awesome I am
282
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,630
than to beat Chopperman
in a wrestling match!
283
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,750
Pro wrestling is known
for its integrity and realism,
284
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,340
so there's no way
that anyone would suspect
285
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,630
that we were faking it!
286
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,630
Right, of course.
287
00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:01,350
Just watch, the main event
is finally about to start!
288
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,240
[SHOUPAN] Ladies and gentlemen,
289
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,530
welcome to the
match of the millennium!
290
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,570
Tonight's main event
is Usodaba vs Chopperman!
291
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,620
We're broadcasting live from
atop this fantastic globe arena
292
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,330
where the audience
is wild with anticipation!
293
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,960
I'm Shoupan, your
ringside announcer for tonight.
294
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,920
And sitting next to me
providing commentary
295
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,090
is the impressive
Minoru "The Wind"!
296
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,550
Good to be here.
297
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:38,800
[SHOUPAN] It seems
our wrestling mad scientist
298
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,760
is putting on a show
before the fight.
299
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,840
Ladies and gentlemen,
300
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,720
before I smash
Chopperman's face in,
301
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,640
let me serenade you with
a song I wrote just for tonight!
302
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,060
Cue the music!
303
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:51,850
[SHOUPAN] Well, never mind that,
because here comes Chopperman!
304
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,020
Yay! Are you watching, Namifia?
305
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:57,070
[cheering]
306
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,240
All this cheering
doesn't make me happy,
307
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,200
you big buncha jerks!
308
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,290
The crowd has spoken,
cuteness beats evil any day!
309
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,750
[USOPP] This is the last time
you ever make a fool of me!
310
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,370
You'll be sorry when
I'm popular, just you wait!
311
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,380
[bell rings]
312
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,960
Usodaba Neck Breaker!
313
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,840
Ow, that hurts!
314
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,010
Hey, I thought this
was just for pretend!
315
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,840
You better hold up
your end of the deal!
316
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,260
You still want your
little prize, don't you?
317
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,260
My prize?
318
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,970
The Air Force C Max
Limited Edition!
319
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:35,060
Wow, Usodaba sure has spirit,
but Chopperman not so much.
320
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,190
Is something wrong?
321
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,440
Maybe Chopperman got a
bad grade on a math quiz
322
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,650
and he's feeling down.
323
00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,400
I know that always
used to bum me out.
324
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,780
Well, whatever the cause,
it's a one-sided match.
325
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,620
Yahh!
326
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:45,820
Owowowowow!
327
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,040
I never knew
Usodaba had it in him!
328
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,960
He looks flabby, but he sure
does have some enthusiasm!
329
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,010
He's not bad.
330
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,220
I never knew Chopperman
was such a little weenie.
331
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,340
He is pretty lame.
332
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,100
I thought Usodaba
was a scientist,
333
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,760
but he's got some
pretty smooth moves!
334
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,430
Go Usodaba! Go Usodaba!
335
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,440
--Go Usodaba!
--Go Usodaba!
336
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,980
[CROWD]
Go Usodaba! Go Usodaba!
337
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,860
And it seems the crowd
is turning around fast!
338
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,400
Even cuteness can only carry
you so far if you're weak!
339
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,690
[SANJI] Hello,
is this the wrestling arena?
340
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,860
Yes, Sanjiropus,
341
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,320
do you have any
news for our viewers?
342
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,530
Over here at the call center,
343
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,870
the phones are
ringing off the hook
344
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,660
with people just dying
to join the Usodaba Gang.
345
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:35,000
[USOPP] Finally!
Finally they see my greatness!
346
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,630
Haven't we done
this long enough?
347
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,630
I wanna get my
toy plane and go home!
348
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,590
[USOPP] Don't be a baby,
we're almost done!
349
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:43,090
I'll do my finishing move now!
350
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,880
[USOPP] I'm gonna
finish you for real, though!
351
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,550
[SHOUPAN] Uh-oh! Usodaba
has climbed to the top rope!
352
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,970
Chopperman's in
big trouble this time!
353
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:54,600
Could this be the birth
of a new dark hero?
354
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,270
[ROBIN] Farewell, Chopperman.
355
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,570
But before that,
how about a little song?
356
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:12,950
Gah! My precious Air Force
C Max Limited Edition!
357
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,870
Don't die on me!
358
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:17,210
Whew! It looks like
I can still fix it.
359
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,710
Thank goodness!
360
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,460
[CHOPPER] Thank goodness!
361
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,800
Gimme!
362
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,590
Yeah, right.
363
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:26,930
But you promised!
364
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:28,800
Oh, did I?
365
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,720
Well, that's too bad,
366
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,060
because I had no intention
of giving it to you.
367
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,060
I lied.
368
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,350
Bu--But that's so mean!
369
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,190
[laughing evilly]
370
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,350
I never wanted you
as a part of my evil empire
371
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,400
in the first place!
372
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,320
I just wanted to be
more popular than you!
373
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,280
But I tried so hard!
374
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,320
Forget the song!
375
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,700
Let's get that Usodaba
cheer going again!
376
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,530
[CHOPPER] Not so fast!
377
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,330
This fight isn't over yet!
378
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,580
Scoff! Don't make me laugh!
379
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,910
[CHOPPER] Special Attack...
380
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,540
...Try my Cute Spark!
381
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,170
Aww! How cute!
382
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,130
They don't call it
"Cute Spark" for nothing!
383
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,340
[CHOPPER]
Cute cute cute!
384
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,210
[NARRATOR] Let me explain.
385
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,130
Chopperman's "Cute Spark"
renders any enemy helpless
386
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:07,840
by melting their hearts.
387
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,380
Who can say no to those eyes?
388
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,720
Aww!
389
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,260
Vroom vroom! Vroom vroom!
390
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:15,430
What the whaaa?
391
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:16,980
How can anything
be that adorable?
392
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,140
It's just stupid!
393
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,600
Fight it, Usodaba, you're
walking right into his trap!
394
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,820
[CROWD] Chopperman!
Chopperman! Chopperman!
395
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,320
[USOPP] Stop it!
396
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,490
Aw, Chopperman is so adorable!
397
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,200
Suck on a lemon, Usodaba!
398
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,120
Chopperman's cuteness
has stolen their hearts
399
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,240
and Usodaba is old news!
400
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,330
Let's check in with
Sanjiropus at the call center
401
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,040
and see how things
are doing there.
402
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,330
Well, one fan wrote in,
403
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,580
"I hope Uso-dookie-da
has a heart attack".
404
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,830
That's not my name!
405
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,630
Hey, Long-Nose. Go get a job.
406
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,170
What is that supposed to mean?
407
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,670
This wrestling match
is finally starting
408
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:48,630
to get interesting!
409
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,550
Whose side are you on, anyway?
410
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:51,430
Curses.
411
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,600
[MINORU] Chopperman, tag me in!
412
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,680
Be like the wind!
413
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,430
[USOPP] Hey!
414
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,390
Who said this was a tag match?
415
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,190
How dare you hurt
Chopperman's feelings,
416
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:03,520
you heartless monster!
417
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,860
[SHOUPAN] Minoru rushes in like
the wind and blows Usodaba away!
418
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,490
[cheering]
419
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,740
It's time for
my secret weapon.
420
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,280
[distant rumbling]
421
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,620
Wha--What's that?
422
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,490
Hey! Look outside!
423
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,830
Cyber!
424
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,880
[NARRATOR]
The Giant Robot Frangasharn!
425
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,340
[NARRATOR]
Dr. Usodaba's latest creation!
426
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:29,970
He's so new, I can't even
tell you anything about him!
427
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,260
Go forth, Frangasharn!
428
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:34,220
Destroy whatever you like!
I'm not picky!
429
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:34,850
Yeah!
430
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,260
[screaming]
431
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,720
[CHOPPER] Leave it to me!
432
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,560
Why fight for myself
433
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,690
when I have giant
robots to fight for me?
434
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,350
[CHOPPER yelling]
435
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,480
[LUFFY] Careful.
436
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,110
No, it can't be!
437
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,740
[NARRATOR]
The giant robot, Luffybomber!
438
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,120
It's big! It talks!
439
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,370
And for better or worse,
it always does what it wants!
440
00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,910
Sorry I'm late!
441
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,580
You better be grateful for this.
442
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,790
I had to sell
all of my rings back.
443
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:07,290
But as soon as this is over,
I'm buying them back!
444
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,460
Thanks, Namifia!
445
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,340
They're stealing
my spotlight, Frangasharn!
446
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,510
Go shut them up!
447
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,590
[FRANKY]
Don't gotta ask me twice!
448
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,150
Banzai!
449
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,360
'Kay. Are you ready?
450
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,730
Yeah!
451
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,030
Crush those morons, Frangasharn!
452
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,860
No, stop it!
That's cheating!
453
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,120
What are you trying to do?
454
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,080
--He picked up the globe!
--He picked up the globe!
455
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,990
[USOPP] Are you crazy?
456
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,000
There's a ton of
innocent bystanders in here!
457
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,250
Oh. Wow, they
really got away fast!
458
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,380
[LUFFY] All right, here we go!
459
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,050
[FRANKY] Not bad.
460
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,060
[USOPP] I'm going to die!
461
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,350
[USOPP] Huh? Gahh!
Don't touch me! Let me go!
462
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,810
I mean don't let me go--
I mean...
463
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,730
[CHOPPER] You big meanie!
464
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,020
How dare you lie to me!
465
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,900
I'm gonna bust your face
with some Chopper Violence!
466
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,660
[USOPP screaming]
467
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,240
--All in a day's work!
--All in a day's work!
468
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,790
[CROWD cheering]
469
00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:26,290
Any words for your fans?
470
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,630
This cheering doesn't
make me happy at all,
471
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:30,210
you big buncha jerks!
472
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,880
[USOPP] This stinks.
473
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,760
All that work and now he's
more popular than before.
474
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,720
I'll get you next time!
475
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:44,520
This is a heavy price to pay,
even for peace, but anyway.
476
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,440
The public really does
seem to love him, huh?
477
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,060
I have an idea!
478
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,940
[TRANSPONDER SNAIL ringing]
479
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,610
Yes, this is the
Chopperman Fan Club.
480
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:56,570
How can I help you?
481
00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:58,740
[NAMI] Yes, we accept cash,
check, or fine jewelry
482
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,450
for the membership fee.
483
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,990
My gosh,
I'm such a genius!
484
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,790
How many of these
do I have to do?
485
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,120
My arm is tired!
486
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,170
Just that pile and
3 more in the closet.
487
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,500
If you finish
by the end of today,
488
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,130
I'll get you that
model plane you wanted.
489
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,800
Only a few thousand more to go!
490
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,210
Oh boy! I'll give it my best!
491
00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:19,510
[NARRATOR]
So it's a happy ending at last.
492
00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:21,260
For Namifia, at least.
493
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,760
[NAMI]
Hello, Chopperman Fan club.
494
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,390
[NARRATOR]
Keep fighting, Chopperman!
495
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:25,720
Never give up!
496
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,730
[CHOPPER]
Okay!
497
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:33,650
[LUFFY] Ooh!
498
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:36,650
It's the haunted sea
Granny Kokoro warned us about!
499
00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:38,070
Bring on the ghosts!
500
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:40,860
I wanna see if they're as
scary looking as everyone says!
501
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,280
[MALE VOICE]
I bet they're incredibly scary!
502
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,700
[LUFFY] Awesome!
I can't wait!
503
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,870
Wait--Who are you?
504
00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:48,540
[LUFFY] On the next One Piece:
505
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:51,290
The Mysterious Skeleton
Floating Through the Fog!
506
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Venture into the Devil's Sea!
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I'm gonna be
King of the Pirates!
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