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I was at the mall today and I found some
really good deals.
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I got my six new dresses. I'm so
excited. They were all on clearance, but
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they were really expensive branding
dresses. I got them all done.
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store that sells all those things.
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You've got to see one of them. Oh my
gosh. Look at this one. It fits perfect.
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It's like it was made for me.
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It's like a $300 dress. Do you know how
much money I saved us today?
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That's wonderful.
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I saved us about $600 because I got this
dress for only like $96 and it was $300
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so that's $200.
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Right? Look.
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My dress.
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Like you really need more dresses.
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Look it has leather on it.
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Whatever. It's got on it.
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Leather trim.
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One of a million.
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Do you think that I look good in this
dress?
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You look good in anything.
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But how many dresses do you actually
need?
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It's not that I need them, honey. I want
them. I mean, we have lots of fancy
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affairs we go to. I have to look good,
right?
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Don't you want your wife to look good?
Isn't that important?
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Whatever.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, boy. How much did it cost us again?
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Oh, you know what?
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Never mind.
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I mean, I deserve to spend some money,
too, you know.
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You're not the only one who thought that
worked. Yeah, there's no shortage of
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that. Spending money.
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Oh, wait till you see.
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Wait till you see.
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I know you're angry about the dresses,
so I decided to get...
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Sweetie. Jack.
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Ta-da!
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It's lovely.
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What do you think?
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It's lovely. Whatever.
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Look, I'm wearing little socks.
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Sweetie. Jack.
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Jack. I thought, you know, we could...
Today's Tuesday. Remember what we do on
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Tuesdays?
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Spend money.
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Okay.
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I can see this is not going to work.
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Back to the freaking flannel pajamas, I
guess.
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I need this fastened, honey. Your father
won't...
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Jesus. Thanks a lot, Jack.
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Jesus Christ, you know I'm going to be
late for work. Thank you, honey.
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You're always late. Do you know how to
do it?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Sorry I can't get any good help around
here.
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I don't know why you're being so mean to
me lately, Jack.
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It's unnerving. It's very unsettling,
and I'm very upset.
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Now I'm late for work? Thank you,
sweetie.
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You're always late. You're so good.
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Yes, you are.
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Oh, you're so good.
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You'll grow up like your father.
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All right. Have a good day at school.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Gee, why do you have to be so mean to
her?
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Why do I have to be so mean? What
businesses are yours?
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And why don't you get a job? Why don't
you go do something? You've been
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freeloading on us for years now. Go do
something. Don't worry about our
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relationship. You take care of your own
shit.
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Oh, you know I'm busy. You know I have
my own stuff going on. You know that
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I've got that little... Yeah, well,
you're still here.
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Don't you think it's been a little bit
long now?
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Hmm.
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I don't know.
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It could be nice and that's just... I
don't know. Well, you don't know the
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whole story.
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Hey, Mom.
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How's your day?
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It's worth the vodka.
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I need to have a martini.
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Oh, my God.
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Jesus Christ.
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Where's your father?
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Oh, sleeping?
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Great. I know. Again.
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Great. Sleeping in the middle of the
frickin' day.
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Yeah. That's all he does.
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Oh, God. This is a bad headache. I can't
take this anymore.
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What's going on?
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Haven't you seen the way your father and
I have been arguing lately?
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It's awful.
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He's terrible.
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He's not giving me the attention and the
reflection I need.
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He's not giving me anything that I need.
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You know? And I mean...
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I've been taking this for years, and I'm
sick of it.
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Well, that's all.
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Oh, I can't take it anymore, Michael.
I'm telling you.
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I just can't.
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I don't know what to do.
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I know what you should do. What's that?
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It's cool.
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What did you just do?
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Why did you do that?
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Your father's apart there. Are you
crazy?
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The last thing I need is for you two to
get into a fight.
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It doesn't matter. What the fuck does he
do? He doesn't do anything.
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Why did you kiss him like that?
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Why? I know you're angry with him.
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You're just mad at him. That's why
you're doing this.
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You just want to get back at him
somehow.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm sorry I have to go through this too.
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He's right there.
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He's not going to wake up.
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Yeah, well, he could wake up, and if he
wakes up, there's going to be a terrible
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fight.
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Come on.
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I don't like to push you through this,
either. I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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Why are you doing this to me, boy?
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It's wrong. You're my son.
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That's your father.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know what to say.
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My mom.
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That's so good.
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Wait until tonight, after dinner. We'll
see what happens, okay?
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We'll see what happens after dinner.
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All right.
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Honey, have you seen, where's Michael?
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He's in the shower.
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He's in the shower? Yeah, he's been
there for 45 minutes. Tell him to get
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his ass out of the shower. We've burned
up all the hot water. We're not going to
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have any hot water for anything.
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He hasn't been in there 45 minutes. He
has. Go get his ass out of the shower.
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Oh, my God. Now you're going to tell him
that he can only take so many minutes in
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the shower?
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45 minutes.
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What is this, the military or something?
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Yeah, that would help a lot.
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Oh, I told you her and her father said
you were using up all the hot water, so
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you need to get out of the shower.
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You want to think about that?
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No, I don't. I think you missed a bit.
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Yeah. They're so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's okay.
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Yeah. They're so good. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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To be so quiet.
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He's done playing pool.
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I don't hear him anymore.
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Okay,
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so you have to get out of the shower
because you're using up too much hot
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water. All right, Mom.
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All right. Okay. Take out the trash.
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All right, I'll get on it. All right.
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All right, Jack.
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One last chance.
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I've tried.
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for months now with sexy lingerie, tight
dresses, special adult bedroom
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toys and games, and nothing has seemed
to work.
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I've done everything you've asked me to
do with Michael.
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I've gotten him to take shorter showers.
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I've got him to take out the trash and
do all the chores.
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I don't know what else you want, and I
don't know what to do after all these
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years of marriage, so I'm afraid I have
to give you an ultimatum.
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This is my last Final offer.
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This is it. Right here.
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Our marriage.
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This. Me.
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Tonight.
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Whatever.
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I have my needs, Jack.
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You're not meeting my needs. You're not
doing your husbandly duties.
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Oh, my God.
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Jack, this is our marriage you're
talking about.
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I'm going to have to go get this
somewhere else, you know.
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And I will.
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I can't believe this.
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I can't believe you're just going to
toss away your marriage because...
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Whatever.
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I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to
figure out something because I've got
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needs and I'm a woman and I'm not going
to...
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Thank you.
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