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Okay, here goes.
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Not again.
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You're getting better.
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I stink!
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Yeah, but you're getting better.
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This time, just try
to hit it a little higher
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a little straighter
and a little further.
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Or any one of those.
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It's these stupid birdies.
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Why won't they fly?
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Sorry.
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Do I get any points for that?
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Feeling groovy.
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Far out.
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To review, bone is comprised
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primarily of what?
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Come on
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it's written on the board
behind me... calcium!
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I just told you kids
five minutes ago.
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Don't you listen?
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[ Bell rings]
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Oh, that you heard.
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Okay, for homework
tonight, read chapter 15.
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And reread chapter 14.
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It's for your own good.
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Mr. Poole, could
I say something?
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What is it, Sabrina?
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A bone's hardness is derived
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mainly from calcium phosphate
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and calcium carbonate
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with small amounts of
fluorides, sulfates and chlorides.
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You listened to what I said?
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Why didn't you raise your hand?
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It's never enough
for you, is it?
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Waah!
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Your point?
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I just found out they're offering
kung fu as a p.E. Elective.
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Isn't that cool?
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What about badminton?
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Badminton won't register
these as lethal weapons.
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Well, you said I should
register my racket.
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You've got to learn
to hold onto that thing.
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It's hard, I'm not
a jock like you.
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I mean, you probably
have a ton of these.
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18 is not a ton
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and besides, it's no big deal.
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Trophies are just a symbol
of superiority and greatness.
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Oh, who'd want one of those?
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I think this semester I'm
going to take basketball.
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That way I can get some
reading done on the bench.
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Actually, I was
hoping you'd take
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the kung fu with me.
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Really?
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That'd be fun.
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Hi-ya!
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[ Groans]
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Sorry.
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I think that deserves
a round of applause.
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I said..!
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[ Crowd cheering]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Really, hilda.
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We're on our last vase.
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But I'm rehearsing for the
biggest audition of my career.
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I need all the
encouragement I can get.
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There.
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Now take a break.
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You've been practicing
that same piece
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since Mozart wrote it.
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No one plays it better
than Gustav Von hegel.
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He's the one who I have to beat.
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Hi, aunties. I'm home.
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Hi.
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Wow! Pretty roses.
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Nice arrangement.
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They're from my loyal
but imaginary fans.
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Did you have fun in school?
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Yeah. Harvey asked me
to take kung fu with him.
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Isn't that sweet?
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I just hope I don't maim him.
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Will one of you sign
my permission slip?
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You do it. I have
to protect my hands.
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What are we doing?
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I think this music is
supposed to psych us up.
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It's not exactly
"we will rock you."
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[ Screams]
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Good day, students.
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Mr. Pool?
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I am your si fu,
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and I'll be teaching you p.E.
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So if you'll all please
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rise to your feet.
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I can't believe
Mr. Pool knows kung fu.
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I can. Think about how much
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he was probably
beat up as a kid.
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And we'll begin our class
with the customary bow
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to show respect to your si fu.
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Come on. It's tradition.
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We'll begin with some
breathing exercises
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designed to help
you locate your chi
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and, no, that's not something
you left in your locker.
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No, chiis inner strength.
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So everybody, breathe in...
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And out.
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Wow. This is easier
than badminton.
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Not that badminton's easy.
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Okay, I'm gonna
need a volunteer.
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Can I see a show of hands?
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No one?
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Geez. I might as well
be teaching biology.
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Mr. Pool? I'll give
ageless wisdom a shot.
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Thank you.
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Now, uh, together we're
going to demonstrate
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the philosophy of
the river and the rock.
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Which do you want to you be?
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The rock, obviously.
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Nothing can move a rock.
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Western thinking.
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Okay. Sabrina will be the rock.
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I'll be the river.
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We'll see which one is stronger.
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We bow
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and... go.
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You tripped me!
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The river tripped you.
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The river always beats the rock
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because it has
great inner strength.
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Maybe the rock has
great inner strength too
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but just didn't have
a chance to use it.
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The rock is slow and heavy.
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The river is all wet.
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The rock wants a rematch.
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The river's game.
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What are they talking about?
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We bow...
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And go.
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Uh-huh. Very smart.
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You see...
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The rock wins.
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And, uh, that's the
proper way to fall.
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All right, two out of three.
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You got it.
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Harvey: I didn't know
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Sabrina could do that.
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No mas. No mas.
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Yeah!
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Open the door, Sabrina.
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My hands.
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It's Mr. Pool. Duck!
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The reason I'm here...
Well, today in kung fu...
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Actually, I think it's better
if you hear this from me.
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Today in kung fu, I
kicked Mr. Pool's butt.
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Sabrina, you didn't.
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I've never seen
such natural gifts.
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Which is why I'm here.
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Sabrina, are you at
all interested in glory?
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I could go for some glory.
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There's a kung-fu competition
in Boston next week.
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I think you have the potential
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to make some waves in the river.
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Aren't we getting a
little ahead of ourselves?
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She's had one class
in a public school.
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She can't be ready
for competition.
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But I am! I can prove it! Want
to see me flip Mr. Pool again?
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Yes.
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Uh, no.
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That won't be necessary.
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So, can she go?
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Well... It's up to her.
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Okay.
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Great.
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I'll just file the
necessary paperwork
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then swing by my h.M.O.
For a quick cat scan
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to make sure this ringing
in my ears is no big deal.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Hopefully without
all these spots.
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See ya.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I think I found my sport!
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Yes! I'm a jock!
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Pretend you didn't see that.
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She seems happy.
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It's all a little too easy.
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I smell a rat.
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Ooh, a rat.
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Oh, wait.
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I had rat for lunch.
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Cute.
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And deadly.
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[ Knocking]
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You knocked?
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Can we come in?
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All doors are open
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on the path to enlightenment.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Sabrina, we have a question.
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Mr. Pool spoke of
your "natural gifts."
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We were wondering,
are they truly natural
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or supernatural?
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You mean, did I use my magic?
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Bear in mind...
We're not accusing.
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We're just asking.
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Well, I did.
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How could you?!
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What were you thinking?
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I thought you wanted
me to use my magic more.
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We do, but not when you
compete against mortals.
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Then your magic gives
you an unfair advantage.
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That's why I've been
practicing so hard.
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I want to win first chair
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not because I'm a witch,
but because I have talent.
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But I don't have talent.
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In fact, I stink at sports.
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Well, have you
tried something easy
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like badminton?
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Look, are you
saying I can't do this?
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We're saying, let your
conscience be your guide.
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Use your moral compass.
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Or you can borrow mine.
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Here, try it.
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How accurate is this?
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We'll leave you alone
to think about that.
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Zelda, the door.
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Oh. Stop it.
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I saw you cracking
walnuts earlier.
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"Let your conscience
be your guide."
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I hate when they say that.
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Now, I have no idea what to do.
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You should consider
the pros and cons.
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Okay. I use my magic... I win.
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Without it, I lose.
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Win, lose, win, lose.
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I'm going with win.
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Wow. Some of these
guys are really big.
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Yeah. I wish we
had trained more.
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You know, beyond
the breathing exercises.
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I'll be fine, Mr. Pool.
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Don't forget I've got
my inner strength.
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And don't forget I
have a permission slip
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signed by your legal guardians.
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I know him...
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That's the bad guy from
the movie dragonkiller.
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His name is tai wai tse
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and he's a great fighter
with a colossal chi.
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Last time I saw him he
was impaled on punjy sticks.
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He looks good.
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Will I be doing combat with him?
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Only if you win
all three matches
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so let's just focus
and concentrate
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on your first opponent.
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Right. Focus and concentrate.
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Focus and concentrate.
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[ Groans]
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Oh, Harvey.
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You made it.
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I couldn't miss your big match.
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I mean, it's amazing all
the progress you've made
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in the past... two days.
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Oh, well, uh...
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Mr. Pool's a great teacher.
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Well listen, there's something
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I want to say to you that...
something I always wished
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my dad would say
to me before a game.
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It doesn't matter
if you win or lose.
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You're still a winner to me.
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Thanks.
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Now, excuse me, Harvey.
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I've got to go kick some butt.
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Oh, yeah!
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So, tigerbalm...
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You killed my brother
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you killed my father
273
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,530
and now you've come for
me, but you will not succeed.
274
00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:34,580
What are you talking about?
275
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,530
That's what the guy said
276
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:36,500
at the end of dragonkiller
277
00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:37,430
you know, right
before he tossed you
278
00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:38,640
on the punji sticks.
279
00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:41,880
Oh, yeah, punji
sticks... That was fun.
280
00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:43,060
You ready to get this over with?
281
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,020
Aren't we suppose
to spar verbally first?
282
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:46,120
Only in the movies.
283
00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:50,120
Now it is time for
me to defeat you.
284
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,670
You can try, but
you will not succeed.
285
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,050
If the vender comes
by, order me an icee.
286
00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:42,020
The winner is Sabrina!
287
00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:43,360
Way to go!
288
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,530
I eat lunch with her!
289
00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,400
Oh, a trophy!
290
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,710
I have a trophy!
291
00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,050
Is this real gold?
292
00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:56,120
It's such a great trophy, Salem.
293
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,360
Look, it says "first"
294
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,950
and it's got that
little gold guy on top.
295
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,670
It really is the best trophy.
296
00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:02,710
And look...
297
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,810
It comes up past my knee
298
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,740
and you know
299
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:09,770
what else occurs to me?
300
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,260
Is it about the trophy?
301
00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:13,640
I just realized I
can retire now...
302
00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:14,640
Because I'm not greedy.
303
00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,060
I just wanted one trophy
and now I've got one.
304
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,810
I'm glad it all worked
out. Now go to sleep.
305
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,150
Okay. Trophy, trophy, trophy.
306
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:22,190
I'm done.
307
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,330
Cheater.
308
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:29,880
What?
309
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,220
Cheater.
310
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,460
Salem, what did you say?
311
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,740
I didn't say anything. It
came from over there.
312
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:38,020
Over where?
313
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,190
By your trophy.
314
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,910
My trophy?
315
00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:42,950
Cheater.
316
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,290
My trophy.
317
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,640
Did you say something?
318
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,430
Cheater.
319
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,570
What is this about?
320
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,530
You didn't deserve to win me.
321
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,600
You used magic.
You're a cheater.
322
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,330
Hey, lay off
323
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,290
you gold-plated mantel warmer.
324
00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,600
Don't start with me tabby.
325
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,150
I'll take you out
with a single blow.
326
00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:02,050
I'll mess you up.
327
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,050
You're going down!
328
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,950
Stop it! Both of you.
329
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,530
Can we discuss
this in the morning?
330
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,290
Sure, we can discuss
this in the morning
331
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,840
but I'm not going
to shut up tonight.
332
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,020
Cheater, cheater.
333
00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,770
Cheater, cheater, cheater.
334
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:15,640
Shh. You'll wake up my aunts.
335
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,500
They're asleep?
336
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,190
Yes.
337
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:18,950
Cheater! Cheater!
338
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,330
You leave me no alternative.
339
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,530
Cheater, cheater.
340
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,150
[ Gurgling]
341
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:25,570
Oh! Now you're making me mad.
342
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,260
Ow! Ow! Ow!
343
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,460
What's all the noise?
344
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,950
Everything okay?
345
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,640
No, my trophy won't shut up.
346
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,710
Well, just tell it to... huh?
347
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,710
He's calling me names.
348
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,600
I don't know what's happening.
349
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,500
I take it you decided
to compete in kung fu.
350
00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:40,770
Yeah, and she won.
351
00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,190
Cheater!
352
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,260
That explains it.
353
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,080
The trophy is speaking
your guilty conscience.
354
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,150
You told me to decide
for myself, and I did.
355
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:50,430
And you decided wrong.
356
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,330
How do I get it to stop yapping?
357
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,050
Well, you could put a teeny
weeny sock in his mouth
358
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:58,050
or you could clear
your conscience.
359
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,260
I have a better idea.
360
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,880
What? That's where I
was planning to keep it.
361
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,670
Here's our champion, huh?
362
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,570
Sabrina, I bow
to your greatness.
363
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,260
Please, don't.
364
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,150
No, you deserve
it. Not many people
365
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,020
could compete the way you did.
366
00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:22,020
That's true.
367
00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,080
So, where's your trophy?
368
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,530
At home in the freezer...
369
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:27,290
With all our other valuables.
370
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,840
Don't you want to show
it off in the trophy case?
371
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,050
No. It's really not
that great a trophy.
372
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,770
Are you kidding? It
comes up to your knee.
373
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,290
Besides, that trophy
says you're the best.
374
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,330
Well, that may be
what it says to you
375
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,360
but it's not what it says to me.
376
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,400
Hilda.
377
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,600
Gustav.
378
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,330
How nice to see you.
379
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,120
What are you doing here?
380
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,570
Auditioning for first chair.
381
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,290
Same as you.
382
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,640
No. Not same as me.
383
00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,190
You never play same as me.
384
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,220
Hello, stradi.
385
00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,950
You have a stradivarius?
386
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,150
Yes. That other
job I beat you out for
387
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:06,220
paid me well enough
to buy it... And the case.
388
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,330
Well, you're not going
to beat me this time.
389
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,290
Oh, no?
390
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,770
I think I will.
391
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,050
I think you are fine
392
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,810
for weddings, bar mitzvahs
393
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,950
hoedowns.
394
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:20,400
But being first chair
requires skill, talent, me.
395
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,220
You know, I've got my fans, too
396
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,050
and they think this is my year.
397
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,120
Give it up. There's
nothing you can do.
398
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,400
Oh, yes, there is.
399
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:30,050
What? Are you going
to cry like a little baby?
400
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,640
"Boo hoo. Choose me."
401
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,460
No!
402
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,400
I'm not going to cry.
403
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,910
I'm going to go in there
404
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:39,500
and play like I've
never played before.
405
00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:41,570
That would be an excellent idea.
406
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,190
[ Thunder cracking]
407
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,880
[ Thunder cracking]
408
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:57,080
I take it the audition
didn't go well.
409
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,950
Gustav got first.
410
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,600
I got second.
411
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,910
I'm so sorry.
412
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,840
Should I notify the
weather service?
413
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,120
No.
414
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,600
[ Thunder cracks loudly]
415
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,600
There.
416
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,910
Now it's out of my system.
417
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:10,950
Hi, guys.
418
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,360
Hi. Hey.
419
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,710
You'll be happy to know
420
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,120
I'm ready to do the right thing.
421
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,050
Oh, Sabrina, that's great.
422
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,330
I did the right thing.
423
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,950
Oh, your audition...
how'd it go?
424
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,600
I did the right thing.
425
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,290
So, did you get first chair?
426
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,570
No. I got second chair.
427
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,120
But I tried my hardest
428
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:29,880
and second chair is
even better than first chair
429
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,840
when you think
about it over and over
430
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,840
until words lose all meaning.
431
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,050
You can drop it, aunt hilda.
432
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,330
I've already decided
433
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,880
to give back the trophy.
434
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,400
Trophy: Ch-cheater.
435
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,530
Okay, I was going to
run you under hot water
436
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,460
but now you get nothing.
437
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:50,080
I'm tired of playing
the ninja assassin.
438
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,150
I know, Marty.
439
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,430
I just want to play the dad
on a phone commercial.
440
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,670
[ Knock at door]
441
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,050
Yeah, uh, work on it.
442
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:56,670
Look, I got to go.
443
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,220
Someone's at the door.
444
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,330
Love you. Ciao.
445
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,530
Hi, tai.
446
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,670
You, uh, probably
don't remember me.
447
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,530
Yeah, like so many blonde girls
448
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:07,260
kick my butt
449
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:08,050
that I can't keep them straight.
450
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,050
You're Sabrina, right?
451
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,600
Yeah. I came to bring you this.
452
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,810
I think you should have it.
453
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,360
You won it. You keep it.
454
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,500
You keep it. It'll
be happier here.
455
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,500
Look.
456
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,260
See? Surrounded
by his little friends.
457
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,050
Got to go.
458
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,260
Wait, wait.
459
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,880
I can't keep this trophy.
460
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,130
Even though it
comes past my knee
461
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,430
I haven't earned it.
462
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,360
It'd be meaningless.
463
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,260
It's more annoying
than meaningless.
464
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:33,640
I could only accept it if I
won it honorably in a rematch.
465
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,400
You mean I'd have
to fight you again?
466
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,290
But we already did that.
467
00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:41,360
Okay, how about
this... We play foosball?
468
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,810
There is no honor in foosball.
469
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,500
Wrong.
470
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:49,710
Mr. Pool, can we talk?
471
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:53,080
Oh, of course, my
little dragonkiller killer.
472
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:53,980
I-I thought you should know
473
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,400
I agreed to a rematch
with tai wai tse.
474
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,980
That's fantastic. I'm thrilled.
475
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,220
Although, all future bookings
should go through me.
476
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,330
Won't happen again.
477
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,710
Now here's the thing.
478
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,020
I need you to train me.
479
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,980
Sure, we'll do our usual
breathing exercises.
480
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,150
No. I mean really train
me, like teach me to fight.
481
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,980
But you know how.
482
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,050
I... forgot.
483
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,770
I lost my chi.
484
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,640
Where's my chi?
Have you seen it?
485
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,810
Sabrina, it's right
there inside you.
486
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,050
Now, you got the stuff.
487
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,750
I don't know what made
you lose your confidence
488
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:55,880
but I suggest you get it
back soon really soon.
489
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:56,710
Okay, you're right.
490
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,530
I just need to focus
and concentrate.
491
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,360
Focus and concentrate.
492
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,430
Oh! Oh, sorry.
493
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,430
Good luck. Thanks.
494
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,530
There's tai wai tse.
495
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,190
Does he look flabbier to you?
496
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,600
Not really.
497
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,150
Go get him, Sabrina.
498
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,290
So, Sabrina, we meet again.
499
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,120
Yeah. Hi.
500
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,290
Nice shirt.
501
00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,360
Okay.
502
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,710
[ Yells]
503
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,220
Guess upper body
isn't my strength.
504
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,500
Let's go for legs.
505
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,050
[ Grunts]
506
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,400
Can you come over here?
507
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:55,740
I have to ask a question.
508
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,910
No way. It's a trick.
You'll pull me down.
509
00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:59,840
No. I just want to ask
510
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,770
if there's an honorable
way to beg for mercy.
511
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:02,220
It's not time
512
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,290
for mercy yet.
513
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:11,120
How about now?
514
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,810
You have approached this match
515
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,840
with honor, Sabrina
516
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,050
now close your eyes
and we'll end it that way.
517
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,080
[ Grunts]
518
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,600
Your knee-high trophy is mine.
519
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:26,190
Sabrina, are you okay?
520
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:29,910
I think I bruised my chi,
but my conscience is clear.
521
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:30,770
Excuse me.
522
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,050
There's something I have to do.
523
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,360
So, I guess this is it.
524
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,120
I'm giving you to
your rightful owner.
525
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,050
I'm not a cheater anymore.
526
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,220
I know... loser.
527
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,500
I'm not going to
miss you one bit.
528
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,670
Hey, aunt Zelda, look.
529
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:49,640
[ Gasps]
530
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,910
Oh, you did the right thing.
531
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:52,810
How do you feel?
532
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,500
Sore, but good.
533
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,060
Where's aunt hilda? I
want to tell her the news.
534
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,120
She's at the symphony.
535
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,460
It's her first night
playing second chair.
536
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,080
I wish she had beaten that guy.
537
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,330
Me too.
538
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,020
But what can you do?
539
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:19,530
[ Playing Mozart's
eine kleine nachtmusik]
540
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,710
Can we come in?
541
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,430
Sure.
542
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,400
We've got something for you.
543
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:26,670
Is that a trophy?
544
00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:28,530
Uh-huh. And it comes
up to your ankle.
545
00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,050
"World's greatest niece."
546
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,400
Oh, that's so nice.
547
00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:33,460
Oh, well, you earned it.
548
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,810
Fair and square.
549
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,050
Hey, what's that
around your neck?
550
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,050
Nothing.
551
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,220
It's a gold medal, isn't it?
552
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,640
Where did you get that?
553
00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:45,770
Kerri strug gave it to me.
554
00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,020
Homework time.
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