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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {40}{160}Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org {1}{150}Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ {659}{752}Subtitles: swsub.com {1971}{1995}Old Gold man, huh? {2042}{2066}Lucky Strike here. {2117}{2176}Can I ask you a question?|Why do you smoke Old Gold? {2180}{2233}I'm sorry, sir.|Is Sam here bothering you? {2253}{2286}He can be|a little chatty. {2312}{2370}No, we're actually just|having a conversation. {2371}{2395}Is that okay? {2419}{2455}Can I get you|another drink? {2460}{2492}Yeah. Do this again. {2502}{2530}Old-fashioned, please. {2586}{2648}So you obviously need to relax|after working here all night. {2656}{2697}I guess.|I don't know. {2704}{2738}But what is it?|I mean, low-tar? {2739}{2792}Those new filters?|Why, I mean, why Old Gold? {2812}{2857}They gave 'em to us|in the service... {2857}{2889}a carton a week|for free. {2898}{2940}So you're used to 'em,|is that it? {2940}{2964}Yeah. {2976}{3000}They're a habit. {3006}{3051}I could never get you|to try another brand... {3051}{3086}say, my Luckies? {3117}{3145}I love my Old Golds. {3178}{3219}All right, well,|let's just say tomorrow {3219}{3272}a tobacco weevil comes|and eats every last {3309}{3338}Old Gold on the planet. {3348}{3372}That's a sad story. {3392}{3416}It's a tragedy. {3450}{3485}Would you|just stop smoking? {3520}{3560}I think I could|find something. {3574}{3598}I love smoking. {3630}{3675}"I love smoking. "|That's very good. {3682}{3706}My wife hates it. {3714}{3762}Reader's Digest|says it will kill you. {3795}{3826}Yeah,|I heard about that. {3856}{3891}Ladies love|their magazines. {3960}{3983}Yes, they do. {4733}{4789}You weren't worried|about waking me, were you? {4803}{4836}Am I interrupting anything? {4838}{4863}Mmm, no. {4941}{4983}You're lucky|I'm still up working {5011}{5035}and I'm all alone. {5058}{5082}How's it going? {5107}{5143}They invented|something called {5143}{5167}Grandmother's Day. {5182}{5235}That ought to keep me|busy drawing puppies {5238}{5262}for a few months. {5300}{5349}Can I run a few ideas|past you? {5351}{5388}Does that mean what I think it means? {5389}{5444}Because I'm familiar|with most of your ideas. {5469}{5530}I'm having a situation|with my cigarette account. {5540}{5576}You really are here|to talk. {5612}{5654}The Trade Commission|is cracking down {5654}{5690}on all of our health claims. {5692}{5718}I getReader's Digest. {5738}{5796}This is the same scare|you had five years ago. {5804}{5828}You dealt with it. {5837}{5867}I know|I slept a lot better, {5867}{5895}knowing doctors smoke. {5918}{5945}Well, that's just it. {5950}{5998}The whole "safer cigarette"|thing is over. {6017}{6065}No more doctors,|no more testimonials, {6068}{6118}no more cough-free,|soothes your T-zone, {6149}{6192}low-tar, low-nicotine,|filter tip. {6198}{6222}Nothing. {6237}{6276}All I have|is a crush-proof box {6300}{6367}and "four out of five|dead people smoke your brand. " {6396}{6433}Is this the part|where I say, {6434}{6468}"Don Draper|is the greatest {6475}{6525}ad man ever,|"and his big, strong brain {6562}{6595}will find a way|to lead the sheep {6595}{6624}to the slaughterhouse"? {6670}{6718}I don't want to go|to school tomorrow. {6765}{6799}You gonna pitch to me|or not? {6799}{6843}Midge, I'm serious.|I have nothing. {6864}{6912}I am over, and they're|finally gonna know it. {6913}{6938}Next time you see me, {6939}{7007}there'll be a bunch of young executives|picking meat off my ribs. {7019}{7050}That's a pretty picture. {7120}{7144}What's your secret? {7207}{7243}Nine different ways|to say... {7297}{7326}"I love you, Grandma. " {7809}{7837}We should get married. {7906}{7949}You think I'd make|a good ex-wife? {7957}{7981}I'm serious. {8013}{8047}You have your own business. {8052}{8092}You don't mind|when I come over. {8140}{8179}What size Cadillac|do you take? {8232}{8256}You know the rules. {8260}{8306}I don't make plans,|and I don't make {8314}{8338}breakfast. {8458}{8507}Sterling's having|the tobacco people in {8507}{8550}in nine hours,|and I have nothing. {8628}{8653}People love smoking. {8664}{8723}There's nothing that you,|the Trade Commission, {8736}{8786}orReader's Digest|can do to change that. {8950}{9013}There's this kid who comes|by my office every day, {9023}{9071}looks where he's gonna|put his plants. {9097}{9121}Is he handsome? {9635}{9659}23. {9671}{9695}Uh, not right away. {9704}{9740}Pal, could you take the long way up? {9740}{9784}I am really enjoying|the view here. {9788}{9828}You going to Campbell's|bachelor party? {9828}{9868}Yeah, I want to be there|before they tie {9868}{9932}an anchor around his neck|and drag him out to sea. {9933}{9963}I hear|she's a nice girl. {9963}{9987}Eh,|who wants that? {10134}{10165}What did you do that for? {10165}{10213}She'll probably be|assigned to one of us. {10213}{10249}Then she'll know|what she's in for. {10249}{10303}You got to let them know|what kind of guy you are. {10303}{10346}Then they'll know|what kind of girl to be. {10346}{10416}I have a feeling we won't be going|to your bachelor party soon. {10421}{10478}Yeah, well, compared to Campbell,|I'm a Boy Scout. {10498}{10537}Excuse me.|Is he expecting you? {10538}{10572}He's not expecting anything. {10625}{10674}Oh, honey, don't worry.|I'll get home safely. {10710}{10752}I have an important|appointment right now, {10753}{10802}so why don't you go|shopping or something? {10810}{10843}Take your mother to lunch. {10843}{10873}Tell her it was my idea. {10885}{10909}Wow. He's good. {10926}{10967}It's just|a bachelor party, dear. {10993}{11053}No, I really don't know|what they have planned, {11060}{11113}but judging from|the creative brain power around here, {11114}{11158}we'll probably end up|seeing My Fair Lady. {11218}{11242}I'll tell you what. {11253}{11298}I'll drop by your place|on my way home. {11298}{11352}Your mother can check|under my fingernails. {11380}{11407}Of course I love you. {11442}{11501}I'm giving up my life|to be with you, aren't I? {11598}{11622}What a great gal. {11665}{11711}I tell ya, boys,|she stole my heart. {11770}{11802}And her old man's|loaded. {11872}{11909}Now, this is|the executive floor. {11909}{11956}It should be organized,|but it's not, {11960}{12002}so you'll find|account executives {12002}{12060}and creative executives|all mixed in together. {12067}{12118}- Please don't ask me the difference.|- Great. {12119}{12185}Hopefully, if you follow my lead,|you can avoid some of the mistakes {12185}{12211}I've made here. {12212}{12256}- Hello, Joan.|- Like that one. {12310}{12384}- So how many trains did it take you?|- Only one, but I got up very early. {12385}{12428}In a couple of years,|with the right moves, {12429}{12478}you'll be in the city|with the rest of us. {12479}{12525}Of course,|if you really make the right moves, {12526}{12596}you'll be out in the country,|and you won't be going to work at all. {12620}{12666}You'll be here|just across the aisle from me. {12666}{12721}We'll both take care of Mr. Draper|for the time being. {12729}{12765}I don't know what your goals are, {12765}{12806}but don't overdo it with the perfume. {12806}{12858}Keep a fifth of something|in your desk. {12859}{12887}Mr. Draper drinks dry. {12900}{12965}Also, invest in some|aspirin, Band-Aids, {12969}{13002}and a needle and thread. {13020}{13049}Rye is Canadian, right? {13050}{13075}You better find out. {13116}{13156}He may act like|he wants a secretary, {13156}{13207}but most of the time,|they're looking for something {13209}{13242}between a mother and a waitress. {13254}{13295}And the rest|of the time, well... {13430}{13462}Go home,|take a paper bag, {13462}{13502}and cut some eyeholes|out of it. {13508}{13546}Put it over your head,|get undressed, {13546}{13590}and look at yourself|in the mirror. {13592}{13636}Really evaluate|where your strengths {13636}{13679}and weaknesses are,|and be honest. {13706}{13739}I always try to be honest. {13766}{13790}Good for you. {13829}{13891}Now, try not to be overwhelmed|by all this technology. {13892}{13918}It looks complicated, {13919}{13986}but the men who designed it made it|simple enough for a woman to use. {13987}{14012}I sure hope so. {14013}{14061}At lunch, pick up|a box of chocolates, {14069}{14118}a dozen carnations,|and some bath salts. {14118}{14169}- I'll explain later.|- Thank you, Miss Holloway. {14171}{14228}You're really wonderful for looking out|for me this way. {14240}{14264}It's Joan. {14276}{14310}And listen,|don't take this {14343}{14385}the wrong way,|but a girl like you, {14385}{14427}with those darling|little ankles, {14430}{14470}I'd find a way|to make 'em sing. {14518}{14547}Also, men love scarves. {14571}{14602}Good morning, Mr. Draper. {14640}{14666}Oh! And Mr. Sterling. {14673}{14697}How are you? {14697}{14721}Morning, girls. {14802}{14852}You look like a hundred bucks.|Long night? {14863}{14907}It's not this|tobacco thing, is it? {14909}{14936}It's been on my mind. {14941}{14977}Yeah, well,|I should hope so. {14980}{15038}Lee Garner, his father,|the whole Lucky Strike family {15038}{15062}will be here at 4. {15092}{15116}You worried? {15135}{15159}No. {15166}{15214}If I was worried,|I'd ask you what you've got, {15215}{15279}but I'm not, so I'm just going to assume|you've got something, {15281}{15322}which means you should be worried. {15336}{15402}So you came here because you wanted|to watch me get dressed? {15422}{15465}No, I wanted to make sure|you were here. {15465}{15508}In body. Give me|about a half hour {15513}{15537}for the rest of it. {15558}{15582}Oh. {15612}{15636}How do I put this? {15637}{15673}Have we|ever hired any Jews? {15700}{15724}Not on my watch. {15739}{15784}That's very funny.|It's not what I meant. {15805}{15832}We've got an Italian. {15841}{15875}Salvatore, my art director. {15883}{15912}That won't work.|Sorry. {15935}{15987}Most of the Jewish guys|work for the Jewish firms. {15987}{16011}Yeah, I know. {16015}{16059}Selling Jewish products|to Jewish people. {16059}{16083}That's very good. {16086}{16143}It's just that our 11:00|is with Menken's Department Store {16145}{16209}and I wish we had someone to make them|feel... comfortable. {16220}{16269}Want me to run to the deli|and grab somebody? {16313}{16338}You missed a button. {17497}{17528}Ah. Look at you, Gidget. {17552}{17592}Still trying|to fill out that bikini? {17595}{17619}Summer's coming. {17645}{17732}Without the medical claims,|all we have is a white box {17736}{17779}with a red spot on it. {17810}{17849}My neighbor posed for that. {17853}{17913}Believe me, he always|looks very relaxed. {17931}{17966}Of course,|he doesn't smoke. {17968}{17996}Had him hold a pencil. {17997}{18061}If I know these guys, you're better off|with a little sex appeal. {18061}{18114}Can you give me a woman|in a bathing suit, {18122}{18149}put her next to your guy? {18149}{18173}A sexy girl? {18177}{18203}I can do that. {18203}{18241}Give you a chance to get a real model. {18243}{18284}Oh, I love my work. {18297}{18347}Speaking of sexy girls,|are you going to Pete's {18347}{18371}bachelor party? {18378}{18420}I'm not really big|on those things. {18420}{18444}Tell me about it. {18452}{18478}It's so embarrassing. {18482}{18519}If a girl's gonna shake it in my face, {18520}{18569}I want to be alone|so I can do something. {18607}{18663}Should we drink before|the meeting or after? {18676}{18700}Or both? {18733}{18760}So... that's it, huh? {18804}{18828}Relax? {18828}{18857}Don't be short with me. {18871}{18895}You're the writer. {18901}{18938}I thought|it was worth a try. {18963}{19004}Greta Guttman|is here to see you. {19011}{19048}- Send her in.|- Oh, great. {19051}{19107}Now we get to hear from|our man in research. {19180}{19260}Mr. Draper, Mr. Romano,|you both seemed more relaxed {19264}{19288}than I expected. {19300}{19358}Do you have some kind of surprise|for the tobacco people? {19368}{19399}I'm doing|my own research. {19399}{19455}If you're planning to continue with|medical testimony, {19456}{19518}you'll only be inviting|further government interference. {19533}{19564}We must police ourselves. {19566}{19616}- There's your slogan.|- The medical thing is dead. {19617}{19653}- We understand that.|- Yes, dead. {19653}{19711}An apt choice of words,|considering the public {19714}{19768}is convinced|that cigarettes are poisonous. {19772}{19808}If we can't insist that they're not, {19810}{19867}I believe my most recent surveys|have provided a solution. {19868}{19936}We can still suggest that cigarettes|are part of American life, {19947}{19982}or too good to give up, {19993}{20042}or, most appealing,|an assertion of independence. {20045}{20106}So, basically, if you love danger,|you'll love smoking. {20108}{20161}We can put a skull|and crossbones on the label. {20161}{20185}I love it. {20203}{20240}Before the war,|when I studied {20240}{20283}with Adler in Vienna,|we postulated {20284}{20330}that what Freud called|the death wish {20333}{20375}is as powerful a drive|as those for {20375}{20430}sexual reproduction|and physical sustenance. {20435}{20459}Freud, you say? {20471}{20500}What agency is he with? {20508}{20540}We're supposed|to believe {20540}{20583}that people are all|living one way {20589}{20641}and secretly thinking|the exact opposite? {20654}{20678}That's ridiculous. {20695}{20736}Let me tell you something,|Miss Guttman... {20736}{20760}Doctor. {20774}{20798}Dr. Guttman. {20811}{20869}Psychology might be great|at cocktail parties, {20887}{20953}but it so happens that people|were buying cigarettes {20956}{20984}before Freud was born. {21004}{21060}The issue here isn't|why should people smoke. {21060}{21113}It's why should people|smoke Lucky Strike. {21133}{21182}Suggesting|that our customers have a... {21192}{21218}What did you call it? {21219}{21243}A death wish? {21262}{21309}I just don't see that|on a billboard. {21311}{21370}So what ifReader's Digest|says they're dangerous? {21370}{21429}They also saidBambiwas|the book of the century. {21437}{21461}There's no proof. {21463}{21508}There's conclusive proof|that none of these {21508}{21563}low-tar, low-nicotine,|or filtration systems {21580}{21613}have any effect|on the incidences {21613}{21637}of lung cancer. {21649}{21685}Just give me the damn report. {21688}{21737}I think you'll find it|very convincing. {21737}{21761}I'm sure I will. {21770}{21845}You're the one who found all of our|medical testimonials in the first place. {21849}{21914}- That's true, Mr. Drape but I...|- Has anyone else seen this? {21914}{21948}Of course not.|It's your account. {21948}{21972}Good. {22031}{22077}I don't want to hear|about it anymore. {22077}{22139}I'm sorry. I just find|your whole approach perverse. {22193}{22224}Good luck at the meeting. {22242}{22282}I'm sure it will be a quick one. {22428}{22466}Sal, I'll take that drink now. {23417}{23441}Mr. Draper. {23492}{23516}Excuse me. {23547}{23571}Mr. Draper. {23585}{23649}I'm sorry to wake you,|but Mr. Campbell is outside. {23701}{23747}He doesn't know|I'm sleeping in here, does he? {23749}{23796}- No, sir.|- That's good. {23834}{23860}Who are you? {23860}{23907}I'm Peggy Olson.|The new girl. {24024}{24073}Can you go out there|and entertain him? {24157}{24186}I know it's my first day {24188}{24273}and I don't want to seem uncooperative,|but do I have to? {24317}{24341}I see your point. {24368}{24403}I brought you some aspirin. {24521}{24545}Send him in. {24599}{24637}You look like|a hundred bucks. {24638}{24689}Ready to go sweet-talk|some retail Jews? {24690}{24746}You are tough to take|first thing in the morning, Pete. {24746}{24784}I've never|had any complaints. {24790}{24851}Speaking of which,|who's your little friend here? {24852}{24876}She's the new girl. {24884}{24919}You always|get the new girl. {24927}{24965}Management|gets all the perks. {24990}{25023}Where are you from,|honey? {25031}{25072}Miss Deaver's|Secretarial School. {25078}{25102}Top notch. {25116}{25195}But I meant where are you from?|Are you Amish or something? {25222}{25270}No. I'm from Brooklyn. {25297}{25334}Well, you're in the city now. {25335}{25381}It wouldn't be a sin|for us to see your legs. {25381}{25446}If you pull your waist in,|you might look like a woman. {25446}{25476}Is that all, Mr. Draper? {25479}{25516}Hey, I'm not done here. {25528}{25559}I'm working my way up. {25574}{25600}That will be all. {25603}{25627}Peggy, right? {25637}{25661}Yes. {25661}{25713}Oh, and it's time|for your 11:00 meeting. {25721}{25769}Oh, and sorry about|Mr. Campbell here. {25769}{25831}He left his manners back|at the fraternity house. {25920}{25966}She's a little young|for you, Draper. {25974}{26026}The future Mrs. Pete Campbell|is a very lucky woman. {26026}{26066}- When's the wedding again?|- Sunday. {26067}{26116}Did Ken tell you about the bachelor|party tonight? {26116}{26140}He sure did. {26144}{26183}So do I get|first crack at her? {26186}{26251}Word is she took down more|sailors thanThe Arizona. {26260}{26288}How old are you, Pete? {26296}{26320}I just turned 26. {26330}{26394}I bet the whole world looks like|one great big brassiere strap {26399}{26433}just waiting|to be snapped. {26448}{26489}You are good|with words, Draper. {26496}{26552}Campbell, we're both men here,|so I'm gonna be direct. {26552}{26605}Christ, are you already|sleeping with her? {26618}{26660}Advertising is|a very small world, {26672}{26723}and when you do something|like malign the reputation {26723}{26782}of a girl from the steno pool|on her first day, {26793}{26824}you make it even smaller. {26835}{26888}Keep it up, and even|if you do get my job, {26895}{26930}you'll never run this place. {26943}{26983}You'll die|in that corner office, {26983}{27036}a mid-level executive|with a little bit of hair {27036}{27080}who women go home with|out of pity. {27115}{27139}Want to know why? {27169}{27206}Because|no one will like you. {27379}{27426}Oh! Here are our|miracle-workers now. {27440}{27473}You know Pete Campbell, of course, {27473}{27533}your account executive|if you choose to do business with us. {27533}{27571}And this handsome fellow is Don Draper, {27571}{27615}the best creative director in New York. {27615}{27650}Well, at least the building. {27651}{27680}A pleasure to meet you. {27696}{27740}- Sorry about that.|- I'm Rachel Menken. {27764}{27826}Oh. Uh, sorry.|I was expecting... {27830}{27873}You were expecting me to be a man. {27880}{27904}My father was, too. {27956}{27980}And you are? {28026}{28069}Why, Don,|you remember David Cohen {28081}{28112}from the art department. {28117}{28152}Of course! David. {28156}{28217}One of the rising stars|here at Sterling Cooper. {28231}{28272}Why don't we make|ourselves comfortable? {28272}{28323}Miss Menken,|you can tell us what you have in mind. {28323}{28347}Wonderful. {28405}{28429}That's very subtle. {28437}{28464}Isn't that your shirt? {28468}{28525}Had to go all the way to the mailroom,|but I found one. {29059}{29093}So you must be Peggy Olson. {29201}{29234}Joan Holloway sent you over. {29236}{29271}She's a great girl.|How is Joan? {29276}{29304}She sends her regards. {29314}{29338}She's a lot of fun. {29351}{29394}Must be a scream|to work with her. {29408}{29441}Yes, it's pretty|terrific. {29525}{29566}Try to make yourself|comfortable. {29567}{29591}Relax. {29781}{29830}I see from your chart,|and your finger, {29869}{29899}that you're not married. {29910}{29934}That's right. {29946}{30012}And yet you're interested|in the contraceptive pills. {30040}{30064}Well, I was... {30080}{30110}No reason to be nervous. {30110}{30169}Joan sent you to me|because I'm not here to judge you. {30169}{30219}There's nothing wrong|with a woman being practical {30221}{30267}about the possibility|of sexual activity. {30284}{30308}Spread your knees. {30337}{30362}That's good to hear. {30377}{30427}Although, as a doctor,|I'd like to think {30427}{30475}that putting a woman|in this situation {30476}{30538}is not gonna turn her|into some kind of strumpet. {30573}{30621}Slide your fanny toward me.|I'm not gonna bite. {30836}{30891}I'll warn you now,|I will take you off this {30911}{30943}medicine if you abuse it. {30977}{31017}It's for your own good,|really. {31058}{31106}The fact is,|even in our modern times, {31135}{31174}easy women|don't find husbands. {31288}{31320}I understand,|Dr. Emerson. {31327}{31375}I really am a very|responsible person. {31414}{31462}I'm sure you're not|that kind of girl. {31474}{31497}Now, Joan... {31523}{31572}I'm just kidding along here.|You can get dressed. {31650}{31708}I'm gonna write you|a prescription for Enovid. {31736}{31781}They're $11 a month,|but don't think {31787}{31841}you have to go out|and become the town pump {31842}{31881}just to get|your money's worth. {31910}{31933}Excuse my French. {32034}{32080}So what Don is saying|is that through {32080}{32127}a variety of media,|including a spot during {32127}{32178}The Danny Thomas Show,|if you can afford it, {32178}{32215}we could really boost|awareness. {32215}{32278}Then, a 10% off coupon|in select ladies' magazines {32295}{32344}will increase your|first-time visitors. {32346}{32386}Once we get them|into the store, {32389}{32413}the rest... {32443}{32469}is kind of up to you. {32485}{32533}Mr. Draper, our store|is 60 years old. {32533}{32572}We share a wall|with Tiffany's. {32594}{32618}Honestly, a coupon? {32672}{32705}Miss Menken, coupons work. {32724}{32774}I think your father would|agree with the strategy. {32774}{32884}He might, but he's not here because|we just had our lowest sales year ever. {32910}{32942}So I suppose|what I think {32950}{32979}matters most right now. {33030}{33075}Miss Menken,|why did you come here? {33083}{33117}There are a dozen|other agencies {33117}{33156}better suited|to your... needs. {33212}{33270}If I wanted some man|who happened to be from the same... {33287}{33340}village as my father|to manage my account, {33348}{33388}I could have stayed|where I was. {33396}{33440}Their research favors|coupons, too. {33480}{33525}It's not just research,|Miss Menken. {33526}{33557}Housewives love coupons. {33573}{33615}I'm not interested|in housewives. {33619}{33660}What kind of people|do you want? {33666}{33719}I want your kind of|people, Mr. Draper: {33723}{33793}people who don't care about coupons,|whether or not they can afford it. {33793}{33853}People who are coming to the store|because it is expensive. {33862}{33926}We obviously have|very different ideas. {33932}{33999}Yes, like the customer|is always right. {34036}{34095}Gentlemen, I really thought|you could do better than this. {34105}{34170}Sterling Cooper has a reputation|for being innovative. {34175}{34213}Miss, you are way out of line. {34213}{34275}Don, please. Let's|not get emotional here. {34277}{34319}There's no reason|we can't talk this out. {34319}{34388}Talk out what? This silly idea|that people are gonna come {34388}{34459}to some store they've never been to|because it's more expensive? {34461}{34491}It works for Chanel. {34497}{34532}Menken's is not Chanel. {34539}{34575}That's a vote of confidence. {34575}{34623}What Don's saying is,|Chanel is a very {34632}{34663}different kind of place. {34667}{34715}It's French,|it's continental, it's... {34746}{34796}Not just another|Jewish department store? {34796}{34820}Exactly. {34844}{34904}You were right, Roger.|This place really runs on charm. {34925}{34961}This is ridiculous. {34975}{35024}I'm not gonna let a woman|talk to me like this. {35029}{35081}This meeting is over.|Good luck, Miss Menken. {35372}{35411}Hey, Don,|I don't blame you. {35415}{35446}She was way out of line. {35452}{35477}Adding money and education {35477}{35520}doesn't take the rude|edge out of people. {35520}{35582}Roger's not gonna be happy,|so I guess that's good for you. {35614}{35660}I'm not gonna pretend|I don't want your job, {35660}{35726}but you were right.|I'm not great with people, {35750}{35827}and you are. I mean, not counting|that meeting we were just in. {35831}{35893}So I'm kind of counting|on you to help me out. {35916}{35959}There's plenty of room at the top. {36063}{36118}Look, I'm sorry|I was so hard on you before. {36123}{36166}It's just this damn|tobacco thing. {36186}{36219}You'll think of something. {36219}{36279}A man like you|I'd follow into combat blindfolded, {36290}{36325}and I wouldn't be the first. {36329}{36353}Am I right, buddy? {36407}{36445}Let's take it a little slower. {36450}{36492}I don't want to wake up pregnant. {36726}{36766}Dr. Emerson's a dream, isn't he? {36776}{36804}He seemed nice. {36819}{36856}He has a place|in South Hampton. {36856}{36898}I'm not saying|that I've seen it, {36898}{36922}but it's beautiful. {36958}{37001}Now, don't be nervous,|but this is {37011}{37050}the nerve center|of the office. {37068}{37119}You and your boss rely|on the willing and {37121}{37158}cheerful cooperation|of a few {37161}{37185}skilled employees. {37199}{37255}Never snap, yell, or be|sarcastic with them. {37312}{37360}And above all,|always be a supplicant. {37531}{37586}I know you girls are busy,|but we've got a new one. {37586}{37635}Peggy, this is Marge,|Nanette, and Ivy. {37697}{37730}I brought you some things. {37730}{37787}I guess a sort of|"getting to know you" gift. {37820}{37858}Well, aren't you|a sweetheart. {37863}{37907}If I know Joan,|the candy's for me. {37913}{37941}Joan, you're not fair. {37944}{37982}You know|she has to lose 8 pounds {37982}{38011}by the Christmas party. {38019}{38048}I think you look great. {38052}{38092}That's because|I'm sitting down. {38105}{38166}You can come back and visit|any time you want, honey. {38166}{38194}Who does she work for? {38194}{38218}Don Draper. {38229}{38259}They got rid|of Eleanor? {38262}{38286}She moved on. {38292}{38319}Draper wasn't interested. {38333}{38382}Well, she couldn't|get a call through. {38385}{38413}Rude little thing. {38424}{38461}I see that you've got|your hands full. {38461}{38494}Don't want to be|a bother. {38496}{38520}Nice meeting you. {38522}{38553}Hey,|you have great legs. {38553}{38613}I bet you Mr. Draper would like them|if he could see them. {38634}{38686}Sterling Cooper.|How may I direct your call? {38767}{38804}I just don't know|what we have to do {38804}{38859}to make these government|interlopers happy. {38866}{38915}They tell us to make|a safer cigarette, {38923}{38957}we do it,|and then suddenly {38978}{39007}that's not good enough. {39019}{39062}Might as well be|living in Russia. {39068}{39092}Mm. Damn straight. {39230}{39274}You know, this morning|I got a call {39285}{39338}from my competitors|at Brown & Williamson, {39344}{39403}and they're getting sued|by the federal government {39404}{39449}because of the health claims they made. {39450}{39488}Yeah, we're aware of that, Mr. Garner, {39489}{39565}but you have to realize that through|the manipulation of the mass media, {39567}{39642}the public is under the impression|that your cigarettes are linked to... {39685}{39714}certain fatal diseases. {39753}{39784}Manipulation of the media? {39784}{39825}Hell,|that's what I pay you for. {39838}{39864}Our product is fine. {39877}{39901}I smoke 'em myself. {39910}{39939}My granddad smoked 'em. {39940}{39971}He died at 95 years old. {39985}{40013}He was hit by a truck. {40020}{40068}I understand.|But our hands are tied. {40071}{40140}We're no longer allowed to advertise|that Lucky Strikes are safe. {40146}{40175}What the hell|are we gonna do? {40176}{40221}We've already funded|our own tobacco {40222}{40263}research center|to put this whole {40268}{40292}rumor to rest. {40298}{40335}And that's|a very good start. {40346}{40382}But it may not|affect sales. {40430}{40474}Don, I think maybe|that's your cue. {40546}{40570}Well, uh... {40595}{40619}I have been, uh... {40670}{40710}thinking quite a bit|about this, {40737}{40761}and, uh... {41043}{41128}I mean, you know I'm a|Lucky Strike man from way back, so... {41348}{41381}I might have a solution. {41418}{41460}At Sterling Cooper,|we've been pioneering {41460}{41501}the burgeoning field|of research, {41511}{41566}and our analysis shows|that the health risks {41568}{41639}associated with your product|is not the end of the world. {41663}{41725}People get in their cars|every day to go to work, {41734}{41760}and some of them die. {41783}{41807}Cars are dangerous. {41845}{41890}There's nothing|you can do about it. {41912}{41964}You still have to get|where you're going. {41992}{42042}Cigarettes are exactly the same, {42049}{42088}so why don't we simply say, {42098}{42140}"So what if cigarettes are dangerous? {42163}{42187}"You're a man. {42198}{42229}"The world is dangerous. {42248}{42276}"Smoke your cigarette. {42288}{42343}You still have to get|where you're going. " {42383}{42413}That's very interesting. {42452}{42516}I mean, if cigarettes|were dangerous, {42523}{42579}- it would be interesting.|- Except they aren't. {42597}{42621}That's your slogan? {42636}{42692}"You're going to die anyway.|Die with us"? {42704}{42744}Actually, it's a fairly well-established {42744}{42853}psychological principle|that society has a death wish, {42872}{42917}and if we could|just tap into that, {42931}{42958}the market potential is... {42958}{43000}What the hell are you|talking about? {43000}{43024}Are you insane? {43037}{43070}I'm not|selling rifles here. {43070}{43106}I'm in the tobacco|business. {43120}{43147}We're selling America. {43160}{43210}The Indian gave it to us, for shit sake. {43229}{43253}Come on, Dad. {43269}{43297}Let's get out of here. {43352}{43397}The bright spot is,|at least we know {43411}{43442}if we|have this problem, {43443}{43477}everybody|has this problem. {43797}{43865}Gentlemen, before you leave,|can I just say something? {43865}{43900}I don't know, Don. Can you? {43996}{44057}The Federal Trade Commission|and Reader's Digest {44061}{44089}have done you a favor. {44100}{44178}They've let you know that any ad|that brings up the concept of cigarettes {44182}{44212}and health together... {44242}{44305}well, it's just gonna|make people think of cancer. {44326}{44367}Yes, and we're|grateful to them. {44416}{44458}But what Lee, Jr.,|said is right. {44531}{44572}If you can't make|those health claims, {44572}{44609}neither|can your competitors. {44644}{44679}So we've got|a lot of people {44704}{44757}not saying anything|that sells cigarettes. {44780}{44804}Not exactly. {44828}{44884}This is the greatest|advertising opportunity {44887}{44924}since the invention|of cereal. {44951}{45029}We have six identical companies|making six identical products. {45078}{45114}We can say anything we want. {45132}{45173}How do you|make your cigarettes? {45195}{45219}I don't know. {45242}{45266}Shame on you. {45305}{45355}We breed insect-repellent|tobacco seeds, {45365}{45398}plant them in|the North Carolina {45398}{45430}sunshine,|grow it, cut it, {45448}{45474}cure it, toast it... {45498}{45532}There you go. There you go. {45757}{45805}But everybody else's|tobacco is toasted. {45805}{45858}No. Everybody else's|tobacco is poisonous. {45916}{45940}Lucky Strike... {45958}{45982}is toasted. {46038}{46081}Gentlemen,|I don't think I have to tell you {46083}{46115}what you just witnessed here. {46157}{46181}I think you do. {46241}{46296}Advertising|is based on one thing: {46334}{46358}happiness. {46384}{46423}And you know what happiness is? {46427}{46511}Happiness|is the smell of a new car. {46536}{46581}It's freedom from fear. {46586}{46655}It's a billboard|on the side of the road {46659}{46734}that screams with reassurance|that whatever you're doing... {46770}{46794}it's okay. {46883}{46907}You are okay. {47118}{47142}It's toasted. {47232}{47256}I get it. {47524}{47548}You had me worried. {47576}{47606}I don't know if you were drunk {47606}{47688}or not drunk,|but that was inspired. {47703}{47761}For the record,|I pulled it out of thin air, {47762}{47799}so thank you, up there. {47807}{47855}You're looking|in the wrong direction. {47860}{47919}So now that I've got you|in the afterglow here, {47926}{47988}what do you say you reconsider|this presidential campaign? {48005}{48051}I don't know.|Bunting and babies? {48068}{48092}That's hard work. {48102}{48133}I would make hash of it. {48147}{48186}Modesty.|That's adorable. {48201}{48245}Consider the product:|he's young, handsome, {48245}{48269}Navy hero. {48269}{48308}Honestly, it shouldn't be too difficult {48308}{48357}to convince America|Dick Nixon is a winner. {48365}{48405}Mr. Draper,|you've got visitors. {48450}{48504}Could you be a little|more specific, honey? {48538}{48573}We heard|you saved the day. {48595}{48621}Aw, thank you, boys. {48624}{48648}I appreciate it. {48667}{48705}I told them|how amazing you were. {48706}{48729}I'm still tingling. {48747}{48822}Looks like you're all going to engage|in a little mid-level camaraderie, {48822}{48882}so I'll be on my way.|Don, thanks again for the home run. {48882}{48911}I love to come through. {48912}{48982}Any chance you could patch things up|with Rachel Menken? {48982}{49034}Any way you can be as charming|as I said you were? {49043}{49091}Haven't you had enough of my magic|for one day? {49107}{49137}She's worth $3 million. {49161}{49185}You're a whore. {49271}{49298}Peggy... {49300}{49336}Could she get us a little more ice? {49338}{49363}Yes, Mr. Draper? {49367}{49395}Just a minute. {49401}{49458}Fellas, I think this party's gonna|have to move elsewhere. {49462}{49513}We'll move wherever you want,|but it's 5:15. {49514}{49552}The bachelor party's underway. {49562}{49586}I don't know. {49588}{49636}Oh, come on, Don.|All hands on deck. {49636}{49696}Aren't you gonna help|give Pete his big sendoff? {49696}{49720}Maybe next time. {49803}{49861}Come on, guys.|Don will join us later, right? {50068}{50102}If Greta's research|was any good, {50102}{50129}I would have used it. {50172}{50206}What are you|talking about? {50211}{50241}I'm saying|I had a report {50241}{50265}just like that. {50272}{50328}And it's not like there's|some magic machine {50334}{50381}that makes identical|copies of things. {50425}{50460}I still think|she was right. {50602}{50633}Have a great night, Pete. {50663}{50687}Congratulations. {50922}{50973}I heard you were|amazing in the meeting. {50993}{51032}Fear stimulates|my imagination. {51101}{51163}I just wanted to thank you|for a great first day, {51204}{51229}and for, you know... {51273}{51320}standing up for me|with Mr. Campbell. {51696}{51740}First of all, Peggy,|I'm your boss, {51747}{51771}not your boyfriend. {51828}{51871}Second of all,|you ever let Pete Campbell {51871}{51899}go through my trash again, {51900}{51979}and you won't be able to find a job|selling sandwiches in Penn Station. {52045}{52096}He said he left|his fountain pen in here. {52117}{52141}I didn't know. {52241}{52298}I hope you don't think|I'm that kind of girl. {52325}{52349}Of course not. {52390}{52414}Go home. {52415}{52441}Put your curlers in. {52447}{52488}We'll get a fresh start|tomorrow. {52535}{52568}Oh. And, Peggy,|I need you {52603}{52627}to place a call. {53126}{53214}I want to see you here every 15 minutes,|whether you have drinks or not. {53216}{53248}Uh, every five minutes. {53305}{53329}Let's live here. {53358}{53399}Better do more|than look tonight. {53403}{53442}Do you have a girlfriend,|Salvatore? {53442}{53468}Come on. I'm Italian. {53526}{53567}Is there some kind|of party here? {53619}{53645}How did you swing it? {53650}{53682}They work at the Automat. {53687}{53737}He pressed a button,|and they came out. {53753}{53799}I do hope we're not|interrupting anything. {53801}{53825}Definitely not. {53828}{53859}Well, I have the best seat. {53861}{53889}What are we drinking? {53893}{53945}More of whatever's making you|the way you are. {53950}{53974}I love this place. {53987}{54033}It's hot, loud,|and filled with men. {54070}{54096}I know what you mean. {54405}{54447}Oh, my God. I can|hardly feel it. {54473}{54528}I have a feeling you're|like this all the time. {54528}{54552}I like to laugh. {54560}{54584}Is that right? {54614}{54638}Now,|you stop that. {54650}{54684}You said you like|to laugh. {54707}{54731}I mean it. {54738}{54762}It's... It's too... {54768}{54792}Too delicious. {54819}{54843}I said stop it. {54845}{54901}- What do you think you're doing?|- You know exactly. {54943}{54991}You know what, girls?|I think we should go. {54993}{55021}Oh, come on. {55029}{55059}You're hurting me. {55131}{55155}I'll be good. {55213}{55255}Buy the girls whatever they want. {55421}{55465}So, uh, what do you fellas do? {55474}{55525}You're looking at the finest|ad men in New York. {55538}{55566}Hell, the world. {56195}{56235}For the lady, a special Mai Tai, {56265}{56291}and one whiskey neat. {56412}{56511}So you're going|to ply me with drinks {56512}{56571}and convince me|what a terrible mistake I'm making. {56610}{56637}That is quite a drink. {56662}{56701}You got in trouble,|didn't you? {56793}{56834}I shouldn't|have lost my temper, {56835}{56886}and I certainly|shouldn't have treated you {56886}{56919}like anything|less than a client. {56919}{56943}Apology accepted. {56999}{57023}So you understand. {57059}{57083}Now I do. {57105}{57144}It was, uh,|refreshing, really. {57201}{57240}I mean, actually|hearing all the things {57240}{57288}I always assumed|people were thinking. {57357}{57407}Well, I'm not really|as bad as all that. {57466}{57504}I was under|a lot of pressure. {57520}{57544}Another account. {57618}{57645}Doesn't really matter. {57676}{57700}No, it doesn't. {57832}{57872}So, without|making things worse, {57877}{57916}can I ask you|a personal question? {57916}{57978}Don't you want to get|a second drink in me first? {57995}{58024}Why aren't you married? {58078}{58123}Are you asking|what's wrong with me? {58128}{58179}It's just that you're|a beautiful, educated woman. {58179}{58216}Don't you think that getting married {58216}{58257}and having a family|would make you happier {58259}{58304}than all the headaches|that go along with {58314}{58344}fighting people like me? {58430}{58466}If I weren't a woman,|I would be {58466}{58512}allowed to ask you|the same question, {58545}{58598}and if I weren't a woman,|I wouldn't have to choose {58601}{58661}between putting on an apron {58665}{58726}and the thrill|of making my father's store {58728}{58772}what I always thought it should be. {58775}{58836}So that's it.|You won't get married because {58860}{58905}you find business to be a thrill. {58921}{58945}That and... {59050}{59081}I've never been in love. {59115}{59178}She won't get married|because she's never been in love. {59194}{59246}I think I wrote that|once to sell nylons. {59271}{59329}For a lot of people,|love isn't just a slogan. {59365}{59389}Oh, you mean love. {59391}{59434}You mean the big|lightning bolt to the heart {59434}{59482}where you can't eat|and you can't work {59486}{59532}and you just run off|and get married {59584}{59608}and make babies. {59659}{59696}The reason|you haven't felt it {59707}{59742}is because|it doesn't exist. {59753}{59812}What you call love|was invented by guys like me {59837}{59861}to sell nylons. {59901}{59925}Is that right? {59952}{59984}I'm pretty sure|about it. {60032}{60071}You're born alone,|and you die alone, {60071}{60133}and this world just drops|a bunch of rules on you {60134}{60167}to make you|forget those facts, {60167}{60191}but I never forget. {60252}{60300}I'm living like there's|no tomorrow... {60330}{60360}because there isn't one. {60426}{60480}I don't think I realized|until this moment, {60534}{60580}but it must be hard|being a man, too. {60672}{60696}Excuse me? {60745}{60781}- Mr. Draper...|- Don. {60783}{60862}Mr. Draper, I don't know|what it is you really believe in, {60890}{60972}but I do know|what it feels like to be out of place, {60999}{61039}to be disconnected, {61064}{61124}to see the whole world|laid out in front of you {61133}{61170}the way other people|live it. {61204}{61239}There is something|about you {61250}{61289}that tells me|you know it, too. {61454}{61489}I don't know if that's true. {61554}{61583}You want another drink? {61614}{61638}No. {61667}{61726}But you can tell your boss|that you charmed me. {61905}{61960}So I guess we'll be|seeing each other again. {61962}{62029}I'll be back in the office|Monday morning, for a real meeting. {62094}{62118}I'd like that. {62528}{62561}We're not buying anything. {62564}{62608}Actually,|for the first time today, {62626}{62657}I'm not selling anything. {62692}{62718}Does Peggy live here? {62738}{62762}Hold on. {63072}{63096}Do you know him? {63151}{63192}It's okay, Marjorie.|We work together. {63233}{63257}He's really drunk. {63263}{63288}It's okay, Marjorie. {63375}{63399}So... {63418}{63442}what are you doing? {63490}{63567}Nothing. Just, uh, sitting in my room|listening to records. {63579}{63617}I'm getting married|on Sunday. {63643}{63667}I heard that. {63745}{63779}You must think I'm a creep. {63859}{63883}Why are you here? {64147}{64182}I wanted to see you tonight. {64302}{64326}Me? {64365}{64389}I had to see you. {64644}{64668}Marjorie. {64677}{64701}Yeah, Peg? {64736}{64762}I'm going|to bed now. {66873}{66898}I called the office. {66914}{66940}They said you'd left. {67050}{67085}I didn't want|to bother you. {67090}{67114}It's no bother. {67134}{67173}I just assumed|you were staying {67179}{67203}in the city again. {67269}{67304}There's a plate|in the oven. {67476}{67507}Unless|you're not hungry. {67526}{67550}I'm not. {67657}{67681}I'll be right back. {67732}{67756}Don't move. {67796}{68196}Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 42398

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