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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,846 --> 00:00:15,181 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,464 Yo! I'm fixed to tell you how it is in the hood. 3 00:02:53,547 --> 00:02:55,966 'Cause in the hood, everybody's a target. 4 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,093 (GUNSHOT) 5 00:02:57,134 --> 00:03:00,930 It ain't like that. I'm gonna tell you the real deal what goes on. 6 00:03:00,971 --> 00:03:04,016 See, in the hood, most of us won't reach the age of 21. 7 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,103 (SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY) 8 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:08,938 -For me? -Yeah. 9 00:03:08,979 --> 00:03:12,024 (SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY) 10 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,944 -For me? -Yeah. Make a wish. 11 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,572 -(GUNSHOT) -Uh! 12 00:03:19,865 --> 00:03:25,162 No, Lord! Not my baby! I know you didn't do me wrong! 13 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:30,960 Oh, my Junior! I nursed him with these, Lord! 14 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,589 -Not my baby! -Yo. Yo, yo. 15 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,800 Yo! Yo! 16 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:41,345 This ain't your baby, this ain't your baby. 17 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,222 Oh. 18 00:03:43,305 --> 00:03:45,224 Ain't that some shit? 19 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:52,148 TRAY: I'm gonna tell you what it's really like livin' in the hood. 20 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,819 I moved into my father's house after living at my moms most of my life. 21 00:03:57,194 --> 00:04:01,198 Tray, I don't want you hangin' out on the streets. 22 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,451 I want you to finish school, 23 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:05,828 'cause without an education the only work you'll get 24 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:09,749 is selling drugs, pimping women, 25 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,168 or workin' security for Eddie Murphy. 26 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,004 I've done all I can. 27 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:18,841 I got my education, I worked two jobs to support you. 28 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,678 But I can't teach you how to be a man. 29 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,972 Only your father can do that. 30 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:29,101 Now, gimme a kiss and be a good boy. 31 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:32,188 -I love you, Tray. -Love you too, Mom. 32 00:04:32,229 --> 00:04:33,481 (SPITS) 33 00:04:37,401 --> 00:04:38,861 So will I see you again? 34 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,738 Sorry, baby. 35 00:04:40,821 --> 00:04:44,200 There ain't no positive black females in these movies. 36 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:47,870 (SCREAMS) 37 00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:50,539 Sorry! 38 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,712 TRAY: My father tried his best to give me advice, 39 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:59,423 but he was only a couple of years older than me. 40 00:05:00,549 --> 00:05:03,511 Fool, I told you! I don't want no damn Watchtower! 41 00:05:03,552 --> 00:05:05,888 -What's up, nigger? -What's up, Pops? 42 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,683 -How you doin', man? How's it goin'? -Oh, man! 43 00:05:09,725 --> 00:05:12,019 Look at you. It's gonna be on. 44 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,439 Look at you, man. Look, you got big, man. 45 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,399 Last time I seen you, you was this tall. 46 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:21,028 They wouldn't let you on the rides at the amusement park. 47 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:24,698 All good. I was about to eat breakfast. Hungry? 48 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:27,618 I'm full, man, I had some Red Hots. 49 00:05:28,035 --> 00:05:29,662 Hey, man, come on in. 50 00:05:29,745 --> 00:05:32,706 Allow me. You a guest in my house. Make yourself at home. 51 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:38,254 Are those your Bo's? I'm gonna be sportin' them, man. 52 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,840 It's good to have you up in here. 53 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:44,718 I'm gonna finish gettin' my swoll on right, so have a seat, man. 54 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,889 Make sure your ass is on that plastic. 55 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:54,186 So we not bumpin' heads, if you're gonna stay, you follow some rules. 56 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:57,773 Which is no smokin' my shit, drinkin' my shit, 57 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:01,068 and if you bring any of them hos up in here, 58 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,445 make sure I fuck 'em first. 59 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:07,283 And you're gonna have some chores. 60 00:06:07,616 --> 00:06:11,620 -Chores? -Right. This ain't no free ride. 61 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:14,206 Keep track of my Matchbox cars, 62 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,792 organise the damn Sega Genesis cartridges. 63 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:19,962 I want you to do my homework since you wanna be a smart-ass. 64 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,923 And at night-time, cut the hair on my balls. 65 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:26,802 Hold up. Can I ask a question, Pop? What you gonna be doin'? 66 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,308 Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'. My momma take care of me. 67 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:33,350 (EXHALES) 68 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,936 I know you think I'm bein' hard on you, 69 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:39,315 but I'm tryin' to teach you some responsibility. 70 00:06:39,356 --> 00:06:41,150 You right, Pop. 71 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,320 Hey, could you line me up in the back? 72 00:06:44,778 --> 00:06:46,864 That's gonna run you about $13. 73 00:06:47,072 --> 00:06:50,784 $13? The Spanish dude down the block only charges six. 74 00:06:50,826 --> 00:06:53,495 Take your ass to him and let him fuck your head up. 75 00:06:53,954 --> 00:06:56,332 Nah, I'll let you cut me up. 76 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,753 -Let me ask you a question. -What's up? 77 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:03,339 -You still a virgin? -Of course. 78 00:07:04,381 --> 00:07:08,594 Well, there was this one dude who rubbed up against my butt one time, 79 00:07:08,677 --> 00:07:10,638 but I ain't like it. 80 00:07:10,679 --> 00:07:13,265 I'm talkin' about girls, man. 81 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:17,353 Oh, girls. Come on, Pops. Now, you know I be gettin' mine. 82 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:19,229 You gettin' it or you gettin' it? 83 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:20,564 I'm gettin' it. 84 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:23,609 -I ain't told you about that honey? -What honey? 85 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:28,364 I met the finest, brown-skinned cutie at the corner market. 86 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:32,743 She had big breasts and big legs. Her ass was pow! 87 00:07:32,868 --> 00:07:34,703 Ghetto booty. 88 00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:38,165 So I knew she liked me 'cause we locked eyes. 89 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:42,628 So I started to get into my Mac Daddy Denzel mode, you know? 90 00:07:43,712 --> 00:07:46,256 I fixed my eyebrows, make sure they were straight. 91 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:49,259 Fixed my hair, make sure it was slick and greasy. 92 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:53,055 -Make sure my breath didn't stink... -Get to the fuckin' part! 93 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:55,057 So anyway... 94 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,100 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 95 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:58,811 TRAY: I went over her house one Sunday morning. 96 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:01,522 Her moms had just gone to church. 97 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,861 We had the place all to ourself 98 00:08:08,445 --> 00:08:12,449 So we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'. 99 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,159 You know, doin' the wild thing. 100 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,786 (LAUGHS) 101 00:08:17,913 --> 00:08:20,749 When we got up there, it was like heaven. 102 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,252 Better than my wildest fantasies. 103 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,716 Well, apparently, her moms must have forgot her purse 104 00:08:28,757 --> 00:08:30,509 'cause she came back home. 105 00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:33,429 I guess she could smell the sex in the air. 106 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:37,474 I got a surprise for you. 107 00:08:37,599 --> 00:08:39,935 Then things really got freaky. 108 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,772 Before I knew it, the door burst open and there was her momma. 109 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,065 (HOWLS) 110 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:49,111 Hold him down, baby! Let Mama have him! 111 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,780 So I grabbed my things and got outta there. 112 00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:56,452 -I sure do hope you got her number. -The girl? 113 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,954 -No, her mama. She the freak. -(TRIMMER BUZZING) 114 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,957 -Don't go up too high in the back. -Don't worry. 115 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,501 We all done. There we go. 116 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:09,840 I got somethin' to make the girls think you're smellin' good. 117 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,593 (SCREAMS) 118 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:15,012 All hooked up, partner. Give me my $13. 119 00:09:28,984 --> 00:09:31,320 Give it up! It's a jack move, fool! 120 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:32,821 Just don't shoot. 121 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:39,912 Come back here with my truck! Give me that truck back! 122 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,292 Man, you got any spare change? 123 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,628 Sorry, bro, I'm all out, man. 124 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:51,173 Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man. 125 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:55,010 -I don't want any cheeseburgers. -Please, man. 126 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,847 -I'll suck your dick. -Ew! 127 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,725 Get outta here, man! Get outta here! 128 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:06,522 TRAY: It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer. 129 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:10,234 Victimised by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. 130 00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:15,697 I guess even though we were free, we were still slaves. 131 00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:17,324 In the mind. 132 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,742 Message! 133 00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:23,705 Luckily, I wasn't alone here in the hood. 134 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,708 My cousin Loc Dog lived across the street. 135 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,795 Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare. 136 00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:35,551 Raised with three generations of hopelessness, poverty and profanity. 137 00:10:35,592 --> 00:10:37,344 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 138 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:41,473 Loc Dog, turn that loud-ass motherfuckin' music down. 139 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,725 You wakin' up the babies, motherfucker. 140 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,395 This still my house, motherfucker. 141 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:47,938 Who the fuck is that on my porch? 142 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:54,111 -Hey, Miss Dog. -Hey, Ashtray. 143 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,447 You come to stay with your daddy for good? 144 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,740 Yeah. 145 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,451 Come on in. 146 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,959 Tell your motherfuckin' daddy I say hello. 147 00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:13,422 (GROANS) Yeah. 148 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:14,756 Mmm. 149 00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:16,383 Mmm! 150 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:19,845 Do me a favour. Pass me that shit over there. 151 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,435 Hey! 152 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,855 -Care for a little soup? -No, thanks. I'm cool. 153 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:30,939 Is Loc Dog here? 154 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,776 That lazy motherfucker's there doin' nothin'. 155 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,362 -See you later. -All right, then. 156 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,075 Hey, Grandma. 157 00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:47,664 Ashtray, you little bitch-ass motherfucker. 158 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,167 Come over here and give your grandma a hug. 159 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,377 That's my nigger. 160 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,340 You been wearin' them jimmy hats like Grandma gave you? 161 00:11:56,423 --> 00:11:58,800 Yes, ma'am. How are you? 162 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,220 My old stinky ass is fine. 163 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,306 Except for my arthritis in my trigger finger. 164 00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:08,310 -But I can still stick and move. -I bet you can. 165 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:12,940 The beatin' the police give me didn't slow me down a bit. 166 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,983 Come on, motherfucker, 167 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,152 give me your best shot. 168 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,197 (LAUGHS) Come on, Grandma. I don't wanna do that. 169 00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:24,368 -Come on, nigger. -Grandma, I don't wanna do that. 170 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,829 (GLASS SHATTERING) 171 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,374 (MOANS) 172 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,335 Damn, them fake teeth are hard. 173 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,671 Bye-bye. 174 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:42,219 You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker. 175 00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:43,345 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 176 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:47,391 Loc Dog was gonna teach me to survive in the hood, even if it killed me. 177 00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:48,850 (GUNSHOT) 178 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,778 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 179 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:01,697 LOC: Tray, is that you? 180 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:07,536 You better start announcin' yourself before you get smoked up, nigger. 181 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,290 You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. 182 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:14,960 Come here, you old fool dog mark-ass. Give me some love. 183 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,170 -What's up, cuz? -What's up? 184 00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:21,633 That's enough love. I don't play no sentimental shit. Come in. 185 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,886 Quick fashion question. 186 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:30,434 Should I wear this Tec 9 with the high tops? 187 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:37,065 Or should I wear this UZI with my low tops? 188 00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:44,656 I'll just wear these, then. 189 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,582 Tray, scoot over. Rumour has it your bitch-ass is in town for good. 190 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:56,793 Yeah, man. Moms says it's time for me to become a man. 191 00:13:56,877 --> 00:14:00,255 Nigger, my mom said the same shit. Sweatin' me. 192 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,383 Yeah, man. I don't care, though. 193 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,636 I told her, I don't wanna be on welfare my whole life, you know. 194 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,889 I got bigger and better plans. 195 00:14:08,972 --> 00:14:12,601 I figure I'll get myself a job at the post office or a bank. 196 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:16,480 -That's all good. -Work my way up to manager. 197 00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:17,981 We need more black people like this. 198 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,900 Learn the system. 199 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,070 Then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. 200 00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:25,072 Break all yourselves! 201 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,078 Whatever happened to your pops, anyway? 202 00:14:31,119 --> 00:14:34,289 That old mark-ass nigger ran out on us like a biz-nitch. 203 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,795 You know, it's... 204 00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:45,384 -It was kinda tough... -(CRYING) 205 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,347 Caught up in the hood without... 206 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:51,473 (SNIFFS) 207 00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:54,226 Without a positive male role model to look up to. 208 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,313 Message! 209 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:03,610 Nigger, come on. Let's get Preach and Crazy Legs and go to this picnic. 210 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,487 Come on. 211 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,572 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 212 00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:26,591 This is some good shit. 213 00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:28,176 (BABY CRYING) 214 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,472 Get your black ass back by Friday. The social worker's comin'. 215 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:37,018 -I'm still claimin' your ass. -Quit sweatin' me. Shoot. 216 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,188 Grandma, stay off my endo before I smoke your ass. 217 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,357 Go fuck yourself, nigger. 218 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,110 PREACH: There are no cocaine fields in the hood. 219 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,446 There are no gun factories in the hood. 220 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,532 We're not the ones bringin' drugs, and guns into the community. 221 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:54,703 Don't you see? That's all a part of the white man's plan. 222 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:57,706 We need to have our own cargo ships, cargo planes. 223 00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:59,458 That's why shit costs so much money. 224 00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:00,876 If he's charging 250, 225 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,419 damn it, I gotta charge you 500. 226 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:05,630 I would like to take a plane from Bogotá, Colombia, 227 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,215 and get off on Crenshaw. 228 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,300 Wouldn't you, sister? 229 00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:10,677 We need to subjugate our people without the help of the white devil. 230 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,930 We need to destroy ourselves! 231 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:19,102 TRAY: Preach was a former gang member turned activist. 232 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:22,063 But now, he's just plain confused. 233 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,775 -Preach, what up, nigger? -Stop sayin' "nigger." 234 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,863 It's terms like the word "nigger" that the white man uses 235 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,115 to take away the self-esteem of another race. 236 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,200 Word. 237 00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:35,619 Remind me to pick my laundry up 238 00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:36,912 from that chink motherfucker up the street. 239 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,248 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 240 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,171 TRAY: Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the hood. 241 00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:50,133 Now he's paralysed from the waist down after a drive-by. 242 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,301 What's up, Crazy? 243 00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,512 What's up, y'all? I'll be right there, all right? 244 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,930 (LAUGHS) 245 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,349 Whoo! 246 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,813 That's the way to start the day. How you doin'? 247 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,734 -My little pigmy brother. -All right, African brother. 248 00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:10,987 TRAY: Loc Dog didn't have the fl yest ride in the hood, 249 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,783 but it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow. 250 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,050 KID: Hey, you guys. 251 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,261 -Y'all wanna see a dead body? -ALL: Yeah. 252 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,763 Come on. 253 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,146 I told you he was dead. 254 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,481 (ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS) 255 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,525 Man, he stinks. 256 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:50,193 (FARTS) 257 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,489 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 258 00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,995 (SQUEALING) 259 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,164 What's up, baby boy? 260 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:11,089 Damn! 261 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:15,135 I ain't tight. If you can't get nothin' here, you gonna die a virgin. 262 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:16,553 (LOC LAUGHS) 263 00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:24,853 LOC: Hey, y'all. Look at them freaks gettin' busy on the dance floor. 264 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,816 There's all kinds of bitches up in here. 265 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,029 What did I tell you about disrespectin' my Nubian princesses? 266 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,323 Quit disrespect... You need... 267 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:41,494 Oh, my God. The mother of Mecca is right here before me. 268 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:47,250 Do my eyes not deceive me or am I lookin' at the goddess Isis? 269 00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:52,505 Can you, uh... Can you do me a favour, my brown-skinned angel? 270 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,551 Can you tap that white girl for me? 271 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:01,222 My milk of magnesia. 272 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,395 After the Devil made you, he broke the mould. 273 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:11,358 Maybe you and I could make a little jungle fever? 274 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:12,400 (LAUGHS) 275 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,908 This one to all my dead homies, you know what I'm sayin'? 276 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:21,117 (EXHALES) 277 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:35,173 TRAY: I remember the first time I saw Dashiki. 278 00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,593 She was fine enough to be Jet Beauty of the Week. 279 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,098 -Yo, Loc, come here. -Hey, what's up? 280 00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:46,851 -What's up, nigger? -Yo, man. Who's this fine girl? 281 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,937 Nigger, that's Dashiki. 282 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:53,775 Stay away from her. Everybody in the hood's been up in her. 283 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:56,903 She got more kids than Miss Wayans. 284 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:03,076 Anyway, that's Toothpick's ex-girl. You don't want his old scraps. 285 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,333 TRAY: Toothpick got used to bein' in jail. 286 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:15,213 So much so that even on the outside, he lived like he was on the inside. 287 00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,132 Give me that knife. 288 00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:19,050 Leave it down. Leave it down. 289 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,346 (MUMBLING) 290 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,806 Bone check, homie. Bone check! 291 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,852 $5 a hand, nigger. $5. Go Fish. 292 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,604 What are they in for, man? 293 00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:33,356 $5, buster. 294 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:35,817 Oh, I got that. 295 00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,652 Here. 296 00:20:38,361 --> 00:20:39,988 Here we go. 297 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:44,492 What? 298 00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:47,996 Oh, my money ain't good? 299 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,957 Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for them? 300 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:54,002 How many chocolate milks? How many bars of soap? 301 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,171 Deal my cards, nigger. Hurry up! 302 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:59,257 -Deal, deal, deal! -All right, nigger. 303 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,889 Hello. 304 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:09,392 -She wants me. -Why waste your time with that? 305 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:14,314 We need you someone with some class, someone you could take home. 306 00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:16,357 Get yourself a real woman. 307 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:23,740 Real woman. 308 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:29,537 -You see that bitch over there? -I see her. 309 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,164 Now, that's a lady. 310 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,252 I bet you I could get her number. 311 00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:39,422 -You ain't gettin' nobody's number. -Fool. Watch. 312 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,554 Hey, sweetheart. 313 00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:50,391 Break yourself! Give me your goddamn number! Come on! 314 00:21:50,558 --> 00:21:52,352 Hurry up! Come on! 315 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,526 Cool, cool, cool. 316 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,738 I'll give you a call about 5:00, aight? I said aight? 317 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:04,948 Yeah. 318 00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:07,283 All right, sweetheart. Take care. 319 00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,119 I told you I'd get the number. 320 00:22:13,289 --> 00:22:14,791 You don't think you was just gonna come over here 321 00:22:14,874 --> 00:22:18,127 and pull that gun out on me, and then leave me, did you? Huh? 322 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,047 You better recognise, motherfucker! 323 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,924 -Oh, you're so sexy. -Yeah. 324 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:24,467 (LOC BREATHING HEAVILY) 325 00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:27,178 -What's your name? -A.K. 326 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,638 What's that short for? 327 00:22:29,305 --> 00:22:31,975 The gun my mama used to shoot my daddy. 328 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,310 Oh, that is so beautiful. 329 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,354 You wanna dance, A.K.? 330 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,108 -Yeah, you know... -At the count of three, guns down, all right? 331 00:22:40,149 --> 00:22:41,526 -Okay. -One... 332 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:45,280 Two... Three! 333 00:22:46,447 --> 00:22:48,366 All right, all right. Not the jewels, not the jewels. 334 00:22:48,449 --> 00:22:49,868 All right, ready? 335 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:53,496 One, two... 336 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:57,333 Three! 337 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,836 (LAUGHS) All right, fuck it. Let's just dance. 338 00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:01,462 I ain't putting my gun down. 339 00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:04,674 Come on. 340 00:23:13,808 --> 00:23:14,809 Hey, beautiful. 341 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,186 DASHIKI: Please. 342 00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:19,522 -Hey, mister? -What's up? 343 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,525 Are you tryin' to get some from my mama? 344 00:23:23,818 --> 00:23:25,153 (LAUGHS) 345 00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:27,530 Snap. Nah, little man. 346 00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:30,533 Give me a dollar and I'll leave you alone. 347 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:44,464 Cute little kid. By the way, my name is Ashtray. 348 00:23:44,505 --> 00:23:48,885 My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy-style. 349 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,679 -That's pretty. -Those are my kids. 350 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,141 Hello, everybody. 351 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:59,145 Now, children, what do you say when you meet a nice man? 352 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,564 ALL: Are you my daddy? 353 00:24:04,817 --> 00:24:06,861 All I know is, I'd really like to take you out. 354 00:24:09,238 --> 00:24:10,990 Oh, you and your seven kids. 355 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:14,035 Sounds nice, but I'm leavin' the hood in a couple of days. 356 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:19,290 Really? Man, I can't wait for the day I can move out of the hood. 357 00:24:19,415 --> 00:24:23,920 Well, look, I know I just met you, but you welcome to come along. 358 00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:26,839 I need somebody to help me change diapers. 359 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:31,552 Is that it? Diapers? I used to change my father's diapers all the time. 360 00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:33,137 (LAUGHS) 361 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,681 Listen... 362 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:38,309 You think about it, okay? 363 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,438 And if you're serious, let me know. 364 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,824 Ain't that Dashiki kissin' that fool, man? 365 00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:57,578 Man. Right there. 366 00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:02,083 TOOTHPICK: Yeah. Oh, damn, man! 367 00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:06,462 I should go shank that fool right now! 368 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,589 Toothpick, you trippin', man. 369 00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:11,968 Nigger, that's old news. Think about it, nigger. 370 00:25:12,051 --> 00:25:14,220 You been in jail five years now. 371 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:19,642 Man, it's only been 1,825 days, six hours and 13 minutes. 372 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:23,312 -She could've waited! -I'm sayin' why go back to jail? 373 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:26,941 Man, I ain't worried about jail. You sound like a bitch. 374 00:25:27,608 --> 00:25:30,069 -Bitch! -I ain't worried about jail. 375 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:33,698 Shit. Now, I don't give a damn about goin' to jail! 376 00:25:33,906 --> 00:25:36,284 -You can take me to jail! -ALL: Take me to jail! 377 00:25:36,659 --> 00:25:38,703 -Lock me up! -ALL: Lock me up! 378 00:25:38,786 --> 00:25:40,621 -Throw away the key! -ALL: Throw away the key! 379 00:25:40,663 --> 00:25:42,290 I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass! 380 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:44,375 (ALL STOP MIDWAY) 381 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,627 -This fool is trippin'. -I'm outta here. 382 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,214 MAN: You're on your own there, bro. 383 00:25:51,924 --> 00:25:55,595 Come on, man. Y'all ain't never been in a shower with a man, 384 00:25:56,471 --> 00:26:00,224 and you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass, 385 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,101 and you just... 386 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,187 Be turned... 387 00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:06,022 (LAUGHS) 388 00:26:07,273 --> 00:26:09,984 I'm foolin' y'all now! Shit. 389 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:13,488 I was foolin' y'all! Those was jokes! 390 00:26:13,696 --> 00:26:14,947 Whoo! 391 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,034 Fuck this. I'm goin'. 392 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:33,674 I don't usually be kissin' like that when I first meet someone, 393 00:26:34,008 --> 00:26:36,177 but you special... 394 00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:37,470 Uh... 395 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,681 -Cigarette? -Ashtray. 396 00:26:40,723 --> 00:26:41,724 Yeah. 397 00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:47,146 Come on, kids. 398 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,193 Stupid. You just kissed every nigger at the party. 399 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,780 Now, come on. I gotta go to the store and get more forties. 400 00:26:58,032 --> 00:26:59,700 All right. 401 00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:02,495 (PREACH EXCLAIMS) 402 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:05,123 Now, that there is somethin' special. 403 00:27:05,414 --> 00:27:09,085 Why you make noise about white men, then go date white women? 404 00:27:09,168 --> 00:27:11,921 No, you see, I'm just tryin' to do to white girls 405 00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:16,092 what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years! 406 00:27:16,342 --> 00:27:18,845 -Yeah, what's that? -Fuck 'em. 407 00:27:18,886 --> 00:27:22,098 -Amy-Jo! -(LAUGHING) Oh, you cold. 408 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:23,891 (LAUGHING) He cold. 409 00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:41,242 Yeah, yeah. Forties and 9s. That's my favourite store. 410 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,579 I'm goin' in here to get me a malt liquor Slurpee. 411 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,373 You get me some barbecue potato chips. 412 00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:50,793 -Could I keep the change? -Hell, no. That's a $10 food stamp. 413 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:54,589 -Bring back my change. -Cheapskate. 414 00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:02,763 What's up now, you pretty punk chick? 415 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:04,932 (TOOTHPICK LAUGHS) 416 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,476 What's up? We got a problem? 417 00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:11,147 I said, do we have a problem? 418 00:28:12,481 --> 00:28:14,901 We got a problem, partner, right here. 419 00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,903 TOOTHPICK: Right there. 420 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,197 We'll play a game. 421 00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:24,994 I said, 422 00:28:25,077 --> 00:28:28,831 do we have a problem? 423 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,460 U.S.S.R.? 424 00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:36,964 Get your stank asses outta here before I cause a nuclear holocaust. 425 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,925 Let's go, let's go, fool! Come on! 426 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,427 It'll be Hiroshima and Nigga-saki. 427 00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:45,306 -TOOTHPICK: Let's go! Let's go! -TRAY: That's right. Get on outta here! 428 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:47,975 And don't come back, punk! 429 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,603 LOC: Tray, bring your simple behind on! 430 00:28:51,103 --> 00:28:52,521 (BEEPING) 431 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,160 (PHONE RINGING) 432 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,288 Hello? 433 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,749 -Yo, man, you page me? -You ready to be out? 434 00:29:11,832 --> 00:29:13,876 -Yeah, let's move. -All right. 435 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,717 STORE ANNOUNCER: Nigger. 436 00:29:26,847 --> 00:29:28,891 I go and check them. 437 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,785 (WOMAN YELLING) 438 00:29:51,747 --> 00:29:53,416 Hurry up and buy. 439 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,548 Hurry up and buy! 440 00:30:05,219 --> 00:30:07,263 Hurry up and buy! 441 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:13,060 Break yourself! 442 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,855 (CASH REGISTER RINGS) 443 00:30:17,898 --> 00:30:19,650 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 444 00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:24,739 You dropped something. 445 00:30:27,908 --> 00:30:30,202 Break yourself, fool! 446 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,790 -Give me my money back. -(POLICE SIREN WAILING) 447 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,043 Candy bars. 448 00:30:37,918 --> 00:30:42,089 Hey, Miss Lady Bitch. Hey! I'm talkin' to you! 449 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:43,883 How much for this candy bar? 450 00:30:43,924 --> 00:30:45,217 -$5. -What? 451 00:30:45,801 --> 00:30:50,014 You better give me sucky-sucky with that for $5. Some love me long time. 452 00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:52,433 You don't like, you don't buy. 453 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:57,271 Just charge us for the chips and the ice cream. Shit. 454 00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:01,692 Let's go before I Loc up on these people. 455 00:31:01,817 --> 00:31:04,445 Quit lickin' that ice cream before I put you on the corner! 456 00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:06,781 I feel sorry for your mother. 457 00:31:10,242 --> 00:31:12,286 What you say about my mama? 458 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:17,249 I don't want trouble. Just go. Go home! Don't come back! 459 00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:20,461 What you say about my mama? Break yourself! 460 00:31:21,003 --> 00:31:22,421 STORE OWNER: No! 461 00:31:23,297 --> 00:31:25,674 You break, you buy! Soda, $5! 462 00:31:25,966 --> 00:31:28,803 Loc, what are you doin', man? Come on! 463 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:35,518 Pickles! $10! Come on! Give me money! Give me money right now! 464 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,314 (YELPS) 465 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:44,819 Shirt! $19.95! On sale. Come on! 466 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:53,077 Loc, are you crazy? What the hell did you do? 467 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,287 Fool, wasn't me! I ain't hurt nobody! 468 00:31:55,329 --> 00:31:56,664 (MAN LAUGHS) 469 00:31:57,998 --> 00:31:59,375 Catch. 470 00:32:02,002 --> 00:32:03,337 BOTH: The Man. 471 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:14,181 Have a nice day. Oh, yeah. 472 00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:18,853 He's good. 473 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:21,188 Come on, Tray. Let's get outta here. 474 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,733 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,376 Check out that six-four. 476 00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:53,095 What up, nigger? 477 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:58,767 -Oh, damn. What up, Grandma? -Tell your daddy to page me. 478 00:32:59,101 --> 00:33:01,562 All right. All right, player, stay up. 479 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,023 Peace. 480 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:17,244 Now, I realise that every now and again 481 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,414 some of you women folk, you get hot, 482 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:25,544 you get bothered. And every now and again you get hot and bothered. 483 00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:28,631 Well, what I want you to do when you get that hot, 484 00:33:28,714 --> 00:33:31,425 and you need a little relief, 485 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:35,429 I want you to, I want you to call me. 486 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,600 -Don't ask no questions. -MISS WILLIAMS: Good to see you, Gloria. 487 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:43,103 Good to see you, too, Miss Williams. 488 00:33:43,729 --> 00:33:45,231 Tired heifer. 489 00:33:45,272 --> 00:33:47,483 ...his only son. Didn't he do it? 490 00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:51,111 -Abraham didn't ask no questions. -Thank you, baby. 491 00:33:51,153 --> 00:33:54,365 And that's what God expects from His sheep! 492 00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:58,285 Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life 493 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:02,164 Institutional Double Rock On The Side Of The Road To Jericho 494 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:04,917 Missionary Baptist Church Of Zion! 495 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:08,462 When I say Mount Calvary, y'all gonna hear me! 496 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:09,713 Preach on, Reverend! 497 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,591 -Ain't that the truth! -God expects you 498 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:16,971 to do what the Lord wants you to do. 499 00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:20,474 Like those of you who realise 500 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:25,729 that the Lord wants you to give generously to His church. 501 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,649 -Amen! -Don't ask no questions. 502 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:30,484 Don't ask how come... 503 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:34,863 Or why come the pastor have to have him a nice house. 504 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:38,284 Or why come the pastor got to have a nice car. 505 00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:40,869 Don't ask! I said don't ask! 506 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:43,497 I said don't ask 507 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,332 -no questions! -(BEEPER BEEPING) 508 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,959 Just give the money. 509 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,003 WOMAN: Amen! I got $100 right here. 510 00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:51,422 Brother Deacon, get the collection plate round on that side. 511 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:54,300 Nigga, get it around on that side. 512 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:59,138 We will now have a B selection from the choir. 513 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:04,184 -I feel the spirit! Wow! -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 514 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:08,439 WOMAN: Watch yourself now, Sister Williams. 515 00:35:08,522 --> 00:35:10,608 Ain't that the truth! 516 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,863 Praise the Lord! 517 00:35:15,946 --> 00:35:17,531 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 518 00:36:13,587 --> 00:36:16,757 Malik, how does it feel, your first day at college? 519 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,760 It ain't nothin'. You'll be there next year. 520 00:36:20,552 --> 00:36:23,097 TRAY: I'm thinkin' about goin' away to college myself. 521 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,933 Thank you, brother. Thank you very much. 522 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:30,562 Loc, stop clownin' before you end up like that brother back there. 523 00:36:30,604 --> 00:36:33,190 -There you go, brother. -Thank you. 524 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,445 (POLICE SIREN WAILING) 525 00:36:45,911 --> 00:36:49,289 I'm gonna get me my G-O-B. A job. 526 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:52,209 They're hirin' at BM Motors, Tray. Come with me. 527 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,087 Not today. I gotta take my driver's test. 528 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:56,797 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 529 00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:07,307 LOC: This is what fresh air smells like. 530 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,476 You livin' it, man. 531 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:16,316 Aight, man. 532 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,819 Stay up. 533 00:37:18,902 --> 00:37:20,362 Aight, man. 534 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,906 Aight. That's enough of all that sentimental stuff. 535 00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:28,829 Yo, Malik. Don't forget about us, baby. 536 00:37:29,621 --> 00:37:31,665 One love, baby. 537 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:37,087 Malik is the first one in the hood to go to college. 538 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,007 Finally, someone from the hood is gonna make it. 539 00:37:40,048 --> 00:37:41,091 Yeah, there is hope. 540 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,385 -(GUNSHOT) -(WOMAN SCREAMS) 541 00:37:44,386 --> 00:37:45,804 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 542 00:37:59,109 --> 00:38:02,946 Hello, I'm Mr Walker. I'm your examiner for today. 543 00:38:03,071 --> 00:38:06,408 Put on your seat belt, check your mirrors. Let's begin. 544 00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:15,709 (STARTS ENGINE) 545 00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:29,848 Make a right, right there. 546 00:38:39,399 --> 00:38:41,735 And make another left here. 547 00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:53,413 Park right there. 548 00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:59,670 Wait here. 549 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,095 (GUNSHOTS) 550 00:39:10,597 --> 00:39:12,391 MAN: Come back here! Call the police! 551 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,727 Drive, motherfucker! Drive! 552 00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:22,359 It was nice meeting you. We'll be in touch. 553 00:39:25,779 --> 00:39:26,780 My God. 554 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,285 Hey. 555 00:39:33,036 --> 00:39:34,371 Yes, may I help you? 556 00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:37,791 Yeah, I heard y'all niggers is hirin'. What's up? 557 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,253 Oh, yes. Why don't you fill out this application? 558 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,507 Makin' me write and shit. 559 00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:49,720 If I was white, you wouldn't be makin' me write. 560 00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:53,473 Well, actually, originally I'm from the East Coast. 561 00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:56,935 But after my Masters, I thought I'd take a break. 562 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:59,062 So here I am. 563 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,481 I was tired of living off of Daddy (LAUGHS). 564 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,774 (CLEARS THROAT) 565 00:40:04,359 --> 00:40:07,154 Age, 19. 566 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:11,825 Height, six deuce, baby. 567 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,496 Father's name? I don't know. 568 00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:17,873 (EXHALES) 569 00:40:17,956 --> 00:40:21,501 Sex. Hell yeah, nigger (LAUGHS). 570 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,839 Salary desired. 571 00:40:27,841 --> 00:40:31,470 $3 million. Cash. 572 00:40:31,678 --> 00:40:34,806 You know, being an Ivy Leaguer can be such a leg up. 573 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:38,060 -I spent five years at Harvard. -Really? 574 00:40:38,143 --> 00:40:40,687 I just spent six months at County. 575 00:40:41,271 --> 00:40:43,273 Anybody ever try and take your manhood? 576 00:40:44,399 --> 00:40:46,735 Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you. 577 00:40:46,818 --> 00:40:49,529 But you still got that plunger in your ass. 578 00:40:49,571 --> 00:40:52,032 So you cryin'. Don't you hate that? 579 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,617 -WOMAN: Let's go. He's crazy! -Where you goin'? 580 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:57,537 -(STUTTERING) Mr Loc Dog? -That's me. 581 00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,707 -You're next. -Mr Loc Dog. 582 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,043 -What's up, baby? -(INTERVIEWER LAUGHS) 583 00:41:05,879 --> 00:41:08,924 Energy. Eager man. Yes, I like that. 584 00:41:09,549 --> 00:41:11,635 Right this way. 585 00:41:17,015 --> 00:41:18,350 (INTERVIEWER CLEARS THROAT) 586 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,810 (CLATTERING) 587 00:41:21,561 --> 00:41:22,729 Let me just move this. 588 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,315 (INTERVIEWER SIGHS) 589 00:41:26,191 --> 00:41:29,945 So let me see. Very interesting. 590 00:41:30,028 --> 00:41:34,741 Your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and "all types of ill shit." 591 00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:41,331 -Do you drive an automobile? -With or without the boot? 592 00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:43,125 Doesn't matter. 593 00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:47,212 Well, congratulations. You got yourself a job. 594 00:41:50,173 --> 00:41:51,800 Right on, huh? 595 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,722 Where the seat belts at? 596 00:41:56,763 --> 00:41:59,474 Don't worry. They won't be necessary. 597 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:04,062 How you work this radio? 598 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,231 (MACHINE BUZZING) 599 00:42:08,608 --> 00:42:10,110 (LOC SCREAMS) 600 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:12,863 Whoo! 601 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,865 LOC: One more time! 602 00:42:16,616 --> 00:42:18,744 Mmm, boy. Mmm. Yeah. 603 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,872 I told you, you ain't got no game for me, boy. 604 00:42:21,955 --> 00:42:24,666 Now I'm gonna wear you out, you little punk. 605 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:28,295 -What's that? -My gat, fool. 606 00:42:29,337 --> 00:42:30,839 Where you learn how to use a gun? 607 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,050 Cartoons and hood movies. 608 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:40,223 Doo Rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species? 609 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,976 -Why? Because we're black males? -No! 610 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,063 Because the rappers take the good actin' jobs! 611 00:42:47,939 --> 00:42:51,818 Listen, Doo Rag, having a gun doesn't give you any power. 612 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:54,488 -You know where real power is? -In the bullets! 613 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:57,491 No! In the books! 614 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:01,328 See... 615 00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:05,040 Doo Rag, your mind... 616 00:43:06,124 --> 00:43:08,043 It is like a gun. 617 00:43:09,252 --> 00:43:12,714 And you wanna load it up with little... 618 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,675 Itty, bitty 619 00:43:15,717 --> 00:43:18,470 bullets of knowledge. 620 00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:22,516 Message! 621 00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:31,024 Hey. What are you doin'? 622 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,026 Writing a poem. 623 00:43:33,985 --> 00:43:38,782 My poetry helps me escape the harsh realities of livin' in the hood. 624 00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:41,243 Ah, that's deep. 625 00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:43,912 Hey, you wanna read me one? 626 00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:45,872 Okay. 627 00:43:46,581 --> 00:43:48,375 Let me see. 628 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:55,715 Love is by far the most 629 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:58,218 precious thing on earth. 630 00:43:58,718 --> 00:44:03,473 Like a rose's fragrance or a child's birth. 631 00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:07,727 Love me and leave me. 632 00:44:08,311 --> 00:44:11,439 That's the story of my life. 633 00:44:11,898 --> 00:44:14,109 But it won't happen again, see. 634 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,403 Since I bought a butcher's knife. 635 00:44:16,444 --> 00:44:21,408 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me and leaves me so quick, mmm-hmm, 636 00:44:21,491 --> 00:44:24,327 I'm gonna cut off his balls and chop off his dick. 637 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,830 -I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker. -(WAILS) 638 00:44:26,913 --> 00:44:30,250 I'm gonna stab that motherfucker for fuckin' with me. 639 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:32,627 I'm gonna run him over with my car. 640 00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:35,005 He fuckin' with the wrong woman. 641 00:44:35,463 --> 00:44:36,923 I will kill that motherfucker. 642 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,925 Baby, baby, baby. 643 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:43,638 -I get the point. It was... -You like it? 644 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,515 That was good. 645 00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:50,312 It touched me in a really special place. 646 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,399 You wait right here. 647 00:44:54,649 --> 00:44:56,776 I sure will. 648 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,781 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 649 00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:04,951 Psst. 650 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:29,100 TRAY: Dashiki was far more sexually experienced than I was. 651 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:31,978 -She taught me all about foreplay. -(FLY BUZZING) 652 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:35,482 Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before. 653 00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:39,277 But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off? 654 00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:59,130 Are you thirsty? 655 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,954 Nah, fool! That's the baby's lunch. 656 00:46:41,631 --> 00:46:43,049 (GROANS) 657 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:47,721 (GROANS) 658 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:56,980 (EXCLAIMS) 659 00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:08,533 (DASHIKI MOANING) 660 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:14,205 (DASHIKI MOANS) 661 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,101 (CHOKES) 662 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:59,125 Damn, girl, you're so tight! 663 00:48:00,126 --> 00:48:02,212 Wrong hole, fool. 664 00:48:03,004 --> 00:48:04,881 Oh. My bad. 665 00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:09,177 TRAY: I couldn't believe this was happening. 666 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:12,931 I was losing my virginity to the woman of my dreams. 667 00:48:13,556 --> 00:48:15,016 Talk dirty to me. 668 00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:16,768 I'm comin'! (GROANS) 669 00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:27,654 What did you say? 670 00:48:29,697 --> 00:48:30,990 Never mind. 671 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:35,370 -I'll tell you when I wake up. -(SCOFFS) 672 00:48:43,461 --> 00:48:45,505 Ashtray, wake up. 673 00:48:47,465 --> 00:48:50,552 -What's up, baby? -I need to tell you something. 674 00:48:52,178 --> 00:48:53,513 What's up? 675 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:57,350 -I'm pregnant. -Already? 676 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:58,726 Are you sure? 677 00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:02,063 I got seven kids. I know what I'm talkin' about. 678 00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:06,401 Dashiki, I'm not ready to be no father right now. 679 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,903 So you man enough to come up in me, 680 00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,989 but you ain't man enough to take care of what comes out, 681 00:49:11,030 --> 00:49:14,576 get my hair done, pay my rent and get me a new car? 682 00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:16,661 You know what? 683 00:49:16,744 --> 00:49:19,038 You ain't nothin' but a little boy. 684 00:49:19,372 --> 00:49:21,875 It ain't all about the size of the boat. 685 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,877 It's the motion in the ocean. 686 00:49:23,918 --> 00:49:26,212 That's not what I'm talkin' about. 687 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,340 As a matter of fact, get out! 688 00:49:29,382 --> 00:49:32,594 Get out of my bed! Get out of my house! 689 00:49:32,677 --> 00:49:34,387 And take your shit with you. 690 00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:37,390 -Why you trippin'? -I don't wanna see you no more! 691 00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,393 -I don't wanna talk to you! -Wait! 692 00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:44,397 -Take your shit! -Oh, girl, come on. This ain't mine. 693 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:47,859 Get out of my house! 694 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:50,111 Get out! 695 00:49:51,279 --> 00:49:52,906 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 696 00:50:01,414 --> 00:50:03,541 Order up! 697 00:50:05,793 --> 00:50:08,046 Yo, Loc, man. Dashiki's pregnant. 698 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:13,218 Dashiki was born pregnant. What else is new? 699 00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:17,263 What else is new? It's mine. 700 00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:19,057 Whoo! 701 00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:22,101 -Thank you, Lord. -LOC: Are you sure? 702 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:25,271 She said I was the only one she'd been with in the past 20 minutes. 703 00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:26,731 Damn. 704 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,733 Yes! Yes! 705 00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:30,360 And you believed her? 706 00:50:34,489 --> 00:50:37,200 Here you go, sucker. I mean, brother. (CHUCKLES) 707 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,369 That'll be $10.38. 708 00:50:39,452 --> 00:50:41,538 Wash them filthy hands. 709 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:47,585 So what you gonna do now, Tray? 710 00:50:48,169 --> 00:50:51,297 I don't know. I might move out of the hood with her. 711 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,216 What? 712 00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:55,218 Oh, fool! 713 00:50:55,301 --> 00:50:58,137 Look here, let me tell you somethin', Tray. 714 00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:01,432 You could take Dashiki out of the hood, 715 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:05,311 but you can't take the hood niggers out of Dashiki. Mmm? 716 00:51:05,478 --> 00:51:06,521 (POLICE SIREN) 717 00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:11,192 (RADIO CHATTER) 718 00:51:11,442 --> 00:51:13,611 -Damn! Five-O. -Damn! 719 00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:19,158 You there! Get out of the truck and put your hands in the air. 720 00:51:20,326 --> 00:51:22,370 Stand on one leg. 721 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,499 With the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose. 722 00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:31,629 Now in a circular motion, rub your stomach and pat your head 723 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:34,424 while saying, "Rubber baby buggy bumper." 724 00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:36,801 BOTH: Rubber baby buggy bumper. 725 00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:39,012 Strike a pose! Now Vogue! 726 00:51:39,053 --> 00:51:41,306 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 727 00:51:48,104 --> 00:51:50,857 Now walk slowly toward the car. 728 00:52:10,209 --> 00:52:11,878 We didn't even do nothin'. 729 00:52:12,712 --> 00:52:14,005 What? 730 00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:16,633 You think you're tough! 731 00:52:20,219 --> 00:52:23,264 You don't look so tough now, little nigger. 732 00:52:23,848 --> 00:52:24,849 (SOBBING) 733 00:52:25,767 --> 00:52:29,228 I hate you black bastards. You stink! 734 00:52:30,229 --> 00:52:32,231 I hate your black skin! 735 00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,901 I hate your black pants! 736 00:52:35,401 --> 00:52:37,195 I hate black pepper! 737 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,365 I hate black keys on the piano! 738 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:44,619 I hate my gums, 'cause they black! 739 00:52:45,536 --> 00:52:48,289 I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips! 740 00:52:48,998 --> 00:52:51,918 I hate the back of Forest Whitaker's neck! 741 00:52:52,543 --> 00:52:57,507 And most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes. 742 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,051 Move it! 743 00:53:00,426 --> 00:53:01,636 (DOOR SLAMMING) 744 00:53:01,844 --> 00:53:03,930 -Come on. -Let's go. 745 00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:09,977 TRAY: We got arrested for being black on a Friday night. 746 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,813 MAN: Don't try anything, all right? 747 00:53:12,605 --> 00:53:16,734 It was a misdemeanour, so I thought we'd be out right away. 748 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,613 (ALL SHOUTING) 749 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,119 -MAN: Right there. Right there! -(PHONE RINGING) 750 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,330 -There you go! -Get him. Get him. Get him! 751 00:53:30,623 --> 00:53:32,875 Get him! Get him! Yeah! 752 00:53:38,339 --> 00:53:40,091 All right, get in there. 753 00:53:48,349 --> 00:53:50,977 -What's up, young blood? -What's up? 754 00:53:52,937 --> 00:53:54,689 Swine, my brother? 755 00:53:54,772 --> 00:53:58,401 -No, thanks. -Now let me tell you somethin'. 756 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,279 If you hit a man, 757 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,073 in time, his wounds will heal. 758 00:54:04,741 --> 00:54:06,951 And if you steal from a man, 759 00:54:07,618 --> 00:54:10,455 you can replace what you steal. 760 00:54:10,496 --> 00:54:14,834 And always cross in the green! Never in between. 761 00:54:14,917 --> 00:54:19,630 Because the honourable Elijah Muhammad Ali 762 00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:23,468 floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee! 763 00:54:23,509 --> 00:54:26,679 TRAY: Thinkin' about spendin' another minute with Farra-convict 764 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:29,307 made me never want to do time again. 765 00:54:29,932 --> 00:54:31,809 Boy, am I happy to see you, man! 766 00:54:31,851 --> 00:54:33,853 Always remember, my brother, 767 00:54:33,936 --> 00:54:37,398 one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. 768 00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:41,235 Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. 769 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:45,198 Two thousand zero zero party, oops! Outta time! 770 00:54:45,281 --> 00:54:46,741 My bacon's smellin' fine. 771 00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:50,036 LOC: Time to play a little Po'nopoly. 772 00:54:50,077 --> 00:54:51,996 I get to be the Hyundai. 773 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,081 Boo-ya! 11. 774 00:54:58,336 --> 00:55:00,797 Eleven. Yeah, baby. I landed on Crenshaw. 775 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,091 I'm putting up shoppin' centres on my property. 776 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:06,803 You can't, brother. That's the Red Line district 777 00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:08,429 and whitey won't let ya do that. 778 00:55:09,722 --> 00:55:11,098 Then I'll put liquor stores on every corner. 779 00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:15,728 Yeah, smart thinking. 780 00:55:16,687 --> 00:55:18,648 My turn, here we go. Come on, baby. 781 00:55:18,856 --> 00:55:20,358 Magic leg, give me some love. 782 00:55:20,399 --> 00:55:22,068 Boo-ya! 11. 783 00:55:24,737 --> 00:55:27,824 -Eleven. -CRAZY LEGS: No chance. 784 00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:33,329 "An all white jury has just handed down a racially biased verdict. 785 00:55:34,121 --> 00:55:36,415 "You get mad and burn down all your property." 786 00:55:37,124 --> 00:55:38,125 -Damn! -(LAUGHING) 787 00:55:39,544 --> 00:55:41,087 You gotta start all over. 788 00:55:41,337 --> 00:55:42,755 Okay, it's my turn I believe. 789 00:55:44,423 --> 00:55:47,760 Nine times to the head. One, two and that equals nine. 790 00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:49,804 Strong beach to all my niggers in the strong. 791 00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:52,682 That's my property, and I got two crack houses on there! 792 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:55,560 Pay me. You owe me all the money. (CHUCKLING) 793 00:55:55,601 --> 00:55:58,437 Break yourself, nigger! 794 00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:00,356 Give me them dice. 795 00:56:01,274 --> 00:56:03,985 Oh, two. Move me. 796 00:56:06,612 --> 00:56:08,447 Two, community service. 797 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:15,329 "You just been pulled out your car and severely beaten by the LAPD. 798 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:18,958 "The jury awards you $6.2 million. 799 00:56:21,502 --> 00:56:24,964 "But because you have less than a high school education, 800 00:56:25,089 --> 00:56:26,799 "the lawyers rip you off 801 00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:30,219 -"and you wind up with $2.50." -(LAUGHING) 802 00:56:31,637 --> 00:56:34,640 -That's what you get taking all my money. -Let be up outta here. I won. 803 00:56:34,682 --> 00:56:36,684 How'd you win? We just... I'm on Long Beach. 804 00:56:37,059 --> 00:56:39,312 This brother's still here on community service. 805 00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:41,564 But if you feel like the game is over then we can leave. 806 00:56:41,647 --> 00:56:42,857 All right. 807 00:56:43,107 --> 00:56:44,275 Crazy Legs, you got a problem with that? 808 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:46,277 No, you the winner, hands down. 809 00:56:46,819 --> 00:56:48,154 Okay. Come on, let's go. 810 00:56:50,406 --> 00:56:52,700 -What's up, Toothpick? -What's up? 811 00:56:52,783 --> 00:56:55,661 All ready to go jump this fool in? 812 00:56:55,912 --> 00:56:57,997 Let's do this, Al Dog. 813 00:56:59,957 --> 00:57:03,544 -What's up, homie? Ready to do this? -Yeah, man, I'm ready. 814 00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:05,671 -What's up? -What's up? 815 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:08,674 You've been hangin' with the homies for a while. 816 00:57:08,716 --> 00:57:11,510 It's about time we jumped your punk ass in. 817 00:57:12,637 --> 00:57:14,931 In this world, if you can't swim... 818 00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,350 ...you bound to draz-own! 819 00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:21,812 -And if you fall... -...you better pick your punk ass up! 820 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:26,192 And the rest of y'all, 821 00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:29,987 don't cut him no slack! 822 00:57:30,571 --> 00:57:32,698 AL DOG: Y'all fools get busy. 823 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:37,244 Let's go. Work him, Dog, work him. 824 00:57:37,328 --> 00:57:40,206 (CLAPPING AND STOMPING) 825 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,376 (SINGING) 826 00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:06,357 CRAZY LEGS: We're gonna have to play Po'nopoly again sometime. 827 00:58:07,858 --> 00:58:10,569 Enough. You ain't winnin' nothin', anyway. 828 00:58:10,695 --> 00:58:13,906 And the money that you do win, I'll jack you for it. 829 00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:16,617 Hey! Which one of y'all's Ashtray? 830 00:58:18,494 --> 00:58:23,082 What's up? Heard you got my boy Toothpick's girlfriend pregnant? 831 00:58:23,582 --> 00:58:25,626 -Me? -Yeah, you. 832 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,086 Um... 833 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:30,798 -Hey, brother, man... -What's up? 834 00:58:30,881 --> 00:58:34,802 -I don't want no trouble, man. -You must not have heard me! 835 00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:37,179 Tray, let me handle this like a gentleman. 836 00:58:38,097 --> 00:58:41,726 My man, my man say he don't want no trouble. 837 00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:45,646 -But I do! Come here, you punk! -(CRAZY LEGS GOADING) 838 00:58:46,313 --> 00:58:49,900 Get the head! Come on! Move your body! 839 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:57,241 -Stay right there! Stay there! -We shouldn't... 840 00:58:57,324 --> 00:58:59,660 Nice execution! I'm gonna give that a 8. 841 00:59:02,747 --> 00:59:07,793 Yeah, make him cripple! Make him cripple like me! Stomp him! Yeah. 842 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:10,421 TRAY: After stomping one of Toothpick's boys, 843 00:59:10,463 --> 00:59:12,882 we knew we had to get some back-up. 844 00:59:12,965 --> 00:59:15,551 So we went to our homie Old School's house. 845 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:17,762 Are you sure this guy's gonna have our back? 846 00:59:17,803 --> 00:59:20,222 Hey, Tray, let me tell you something about Old School, all right? 847 00:59:20,347 --> 00:59:22,725 Old School is the most dangerous OG on the set. 848 00:59:23,225 --> 00:59:25,478 Let me tell you young punks somethin'. 849 00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:29,482 I'm been down on this hood a long time. I seen a lot of things. 850 00:59:29,982 --> 00:59:34,278 I survived the Watts Riots Gang Wars, and you know how I did it? 851 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,738 How? 852 00:59:36,655 --> 00:59:39,325 By standin' my ground with my homies watching my back. 853 00:59:39,366 --> 00:59:40,451 Word! 854 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:43,329 -So don't let nobody mess with your set! -Yeah! 855 00:59:43,370 --> 00:59:47,291 And like me, don't let nobody give you no shit! 856 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,667 Yeah, Old School! 857 00:59:49,168 --> 00:59:50,669 WOMAN: Bartholomew! 858 00:59:51,962 --> 00:59:53,089 Bartholomew! 859 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:58,302 -Come here, boy! -Oh, shit. 860 00:59:58,761 --> 00:59:59,970 What did you say, boy? 861 01:00:00,513 --> 01:00:03,599 I said, "Oh, shoot", Ma. Shoot. 862 01:00:03,682 --> 01:00:05,976 Didn't I tell you to clean your room? 863 01:00:06,477 --> 01:00:10,064 Oh, Ma, come on. The gang needs me. I'm their leader. 864 01:00:11,565 --> 01:00:13,192 Gang? 865 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:17,780 Get in there and clean that room in the next 10 minutes 866 01:00:17,863 --> 01:00:22,368 or else you gonna be walkin' down the street with three shoes, 867 01:00:22,409 --> 01:00:26,122 two on your feet and one in your ass, sucker. 868 01:00:28,582 --> 01:00:30,668 Thank you, Mama. 869 01:00:31,877 --> 01:00:33,546 -(MOUTHING) -(ALL LAUGHING) 870 01:00:34,046 --> 01:00:36,173 Here, so you gonna roll with us? 871 01:00:37,716 --> 01:00:39,343 -I can't. -Why not? 872 01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:41,720 Oh, the police is after you, huh? 873 01:00:42,388 --> 01:00:46,642 Nah. I'm on punishment. My mom says I can't leave the porch. 874 01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:48,185 ALL: Oh! 875 01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,396 Come on, let's hold the porch down! 876 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:56,735 Say, that's a nice walker, lady. Cough it up! Turn around! Snap! 877 01:00:56,902 --> 01:00:58,070 THIEF: Give it up! 878 01:01:03,784 --> 01:01:06,912 Man, I need to get out of this place. 879 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:09,582 What you talkin' about? Leave the hood? 880 01:01:09,623 --> 01:01:11,750 This is home sweet home. 881 01:01:12,376 --> 01:01:13,377 (BOTTLE BREAKS) 882 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:17,214 I love the smell of gun smoke in the morning. 883 01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,677 Yo, Preach, at least Ashtray got a dream. 884 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,180 That's more than most homies in the hood. 885 01:01:24,263 --> 01:01:26,557 Why, Little Foots, you got a dream? 886 01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:29,518 Yeah. I got a dream. 887 01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:32,771 (MC HAMMER'S U CAN'T TOUCH THIS PLAYING) 888 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:16,273 Hey, Loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out on me with no jive-ass dream. 889 01:02:16,315 --> 01:02:19,568 Oh, hell, no. You know I ain't got no self-esteem. 890 01:02:20,152 --> 01:02:22,529 I ain't gonna grow up to be shit. Just like you. (LAUGHS) 891 01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:25,991 (CROWD CHEERING) 892 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:28,160 White people in the house. White people, where y'all at? 893 01:02:29,328 --> 01:02:30,537 Oh, there you go. 894 01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:42,424 You gotta be fucking the bitch, right? 895 01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:43,801 And the bitch got three, four kids. 896 01:02:44,009 --> 01:02:46,512 You know the pussy's big, you know, like a room. 897 01:02:46,887 --> 01:02:49,890 You can get up in that bitch's pussy like Warp Factor 5 and shit. 898 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:07,574 You see a couple of homies up in there 899 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:10,202 and this is what you do. 900 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:15,582 See something else up in there, mother. 901 01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:18,585 Oh, shit! 902 01:03:20,796 --> 01:03:23,007 Hey, baby, we having a boy. 903 01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:45,529 Where are them busters hidin' at? 904 01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:48,574 -Probably at the trick's house. -What trick? 905 01:03:48,615 --> 01:03:51,243 Dashiki, fool. 906 01:03:51,285 --> 01:03:53,662 I miss makin' love to her. 907 01:03:54,121 --> 01:03:55,164 Me, too. 908 01:03:55,247 --> 01:03:58,000 -What you talkin' about? -I was helpin' you out. 909 01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:00,919 -Hell you was! -You was locked up, fool! 910 01:04:03,505 --> 01:04:05,591 Just give me the book. 911 01:04:13,557 --> 01:04:16,685 Can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw? 912 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:19,063 Get your crusty behind away from me! 913 01:04:19,104 --> 01:04:21,940 Man, I'll suck your dick, man. 914 01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:23,776 What did you say to me? 915 01:04:23,859 --> 01:04:27,196 I'll suck your dick, man. 916 01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:32,117 Oh, man! 917 01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:35,788 Aight, so what you wanna do is go to the corner, 918 01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:38,916 go about three blocks down and make a right and you're there. 919 01:04:43,587 --> 01:04:46,298 (ALL RAPPING) 920 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:47,383 (GUNSHOTS) 921 01:04:49,343 --> 01:04:50,344 (SCREAMS) 922 01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:55,474 Old School, what should we do? 923 01:04:55,766 --> 01:04:57,684 Run like a bitch, fool! 924 01:04:57,768 --> 01:04:59,311 Mama! 925 01:05:03,899 --> 01:05:04,900 (SCREAMS) 926 01:05:08,987 --> 01:05:10,197 (TYRES SCREECHING) 927 01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:13,742 (SCREAMS) 928 01:05:17,496 --> 01:05:19,039 Let's go! 929 01:05:23,502 --> 01:05:25,546 I'm hit! 930 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,757 Yo, Legs! Legs! 931 01:05:29,883 --> 01:05:32,636 Are you okay, man? You got hit by the bullets, man? 932 01:05:32,678 --> 01:05:34,888 No. I got hit by a car. 933 01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:37,850 Come on, nigger. Let's help him... 934 01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:40,394 Let's get him in the truck. Get his baby shoe. 935 01:05:41,019 --> 01:05:44,523 Aight, nigger, help me out. Come on. 936 01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,650 Why? 937 01:05:46,733 --> 01:05:49,403 Bring your simple ass, Tray! 938 01:05:50,529 --> 01:05:52,489 PATIENT: My head! My head! 939 01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:56,034 MAN OVER PHONE: J-Nug, are you all right? Answer me, man! You all right? 940 01:05:56,368 --> 01:05:57,995 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 941 01:05:59,663 --> 01:06:01,623 Sister! We need a doctor fast! 942 01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:04,668 I went to see Jason Lyric this weekend. 943 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,130 Gee, wasn't he cute? Did you see his butt, though? It was hairy. 944 01:06:08,213 --> 01:06:10,466 I know he didn't think that ass-fro was cute! 945 01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:12,676 We need a doctor right now. 946 01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:16,680 -I'm gonna have to call you back. -Right now, sister! 947 01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:19,224 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 948 01:06:19,266 --> 01:06:23,020 What I'm gonna need you to do is fill this form out. 949 01:06:26,565 --> 01:06:28,859 May I have a pen, please? 950 01:06:30,402 --> 01:06:32,738 Excuse me. You know where I could get some water? 951 01:06:32,779 --> 01:06:34,448 Oh, God. 952 01:06:35,115 --> 01:06:36,492 Here. 953 01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:42,414 -Thanks. -You're number 1,012. 954 01:06:42,456 --> 01:06:43,916 1,012. 955 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:49,379 WOMAN OVER PA: Number 213. Now serving number 213. 956 01:06:49,963 --> 01:06:53,091 -Damn! -Damn, I hope I'm next. 957 01:06:53,425 --> 01:06:55,552 Come on. We're gonna do it. 958 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:01,099 TRAY: Between Crazy Legs bein' hit in a drive-by, 959 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,684 the Korean store shootings, 960 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:07,231 jail and Dashiki bein' pregnant, I felt I was about to explode! 961 01:07:28,919 --> 01:07:30,420 (SOBBING) 962 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:46,186 What are you doing? 963 01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:51,358 Tryin' to win Best Actor on the Soul Train Awards. 964 01:08:00,617 --> 01:08:02,286 Look, Dashiki, 965 01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:05,497 I'm sorry about last night. 966 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:10,961 I thought about it and I wanna be a father to my child. 967 01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:15,007 And another thing. 968 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:23,181 I also realised how much I love you and I wanna leave the hood with you. 969 01:08:27,019 --> 01:08:29,938 But there's something we need to do before we go. 970 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:40,032 Look, I'm takin' the kids and I'm movin' out of the hood. 971 01:08:40,073 --> 01:08:42,701 I wanted them to say goodbye to their daddies. 972 01:08:45,370 --> 01:08:47,456 Give me the man. 973 01:08:59,134 --> 01:09:02,888 You're a good brother, Tray. Yeah. 974 01:09:02,929 --> 01:09:04,097 Me? 975 01:09:05,390 --> 01:09:07,225 I mean, I've been in jail a long time, T. 976 01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:12,522 Sometimes, I feel like a caged animal. 977 01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,403 How come you never came to see me, man? 978 01:09:20,072 --> 01:09:22,741 Nigger, I don't know you. 979 01:09:23,784 --> 01:09:26,745 Oh, yeah. (LAUGHS) 980 01:09:26,828 --> 01:09:28,789 You don't know me. That's right. 981 01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:31,750 Well, dig this here, Tray. 982 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:34,378 Teach my son how to be a man, Tray. 983 01:09:35,587 --> 01:09:37,422 How to be a man. 984 01:09:39,257 --> 01:09:40,967 Give me some. 985 01:09:55,315 --> 01:09:56,775 Jif! 986 01:10:01,279 --> 01:10:03,824 Hey, man, you got everything? 987 01:10:04,282 --> 01:10:06,034 Cool. 988 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:09,121 I'm gonna get some, right? 989 01:10:09,204 --> 01:10:12,958 Don't even play me like that. Come on, man. 990 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:16,044 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 991 01:11:08,263 --> 01:11:11,099 What's up, Crazy? 992 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:14,352 Hey, brother! How you feelin', man? 993 01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:18,148 How you doin', brother? 994 01:11:19,274 --> 01:11:22,652 -Doctor say I ain't gonna walk again. -Oh, no! 995 01:11:23,361 --> 01:11:26,364 -It's gonna be all right. -Hold me! 996 01:11:31,286 --> 01:11:32,913 Fool, get off me! 997 01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:35,832 You been paralysed for the last five years. 998 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,752 Oh, yeah. 999 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,046 Don't worry, Legs, man. 1000 01:11:42,214 --> 01:11:45,133 If we ever find that Toothpick, I'm gonna smoke him. 1001 01:11:45,383 --> 01:11:49,137 No! We need to put an end to all this black-on-black crime. 1002 01:11:49,221 --> 01:11:50,430 We need to call a truce. 1003 01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:53,141 What about that time you shot Byron? 1004 01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,352 Ain't that black-on-black crime? 1005 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:57,979 -No. Byron was light-skinned. -Yeah. 1006 01:11:58,063 --> 01:11:59,397 Oh, yeah. 1007 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,151 -You're about to go to this party? -Yeah. 1008 01:12:03,401 --> 01:12:06,279 -You're gonna be drinkin'. -Just a little. 1009 01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:08,949 Let me tell you about drinkin' and drivin'. 1010 01:12:10,283 --> 01:12:13,787 That shit is fun, man! Y'all get yourself a forty. 1011 01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:16,706 Then get on the freeway, punch it to 85. 1012 01:12:16,748 --> 01:12:19,668 Turn off your lights, let go of the steering wheel. 1013 01:12:19,751 --> 01:12:22,087 It will bug you out! Try it! 1014 01:12:22,128 --> 01:12:23,839 I'm gonna try that. 1015 01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:26,174 Why y'all didn't invite me to the party? 1016 01:12:26,258 --> 01:12:28,677 Come on, Pop. You gotta be over 18. 1017 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,805 -Oh, man! -Besides, it's past your bedtime. 1018 01:12:31,888 --> 01:12:34,933 Did you brush your teeth? Let me see. 1019 01:12:34,975 --> 01:12:37,102 No. There we go. 1020 01:12:37,185 --> 01:12:39,479 -All right, I'm out. -All right. 1021 01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:42,649 Before you go, won't you read me a bedtime story? 1022 01:12:43,441 --> 01:12:46,361 -All right, just one. -That's all I need. 1023 01:12:53,910 --> 01:12:57,080 Let's get to a good one. Here we go. 1024 01:12:57,122 --> 01:12:59,624 "This is the story of Dick and Mary. 1025 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:04,337 "Mary lies on the bed and spreads her thighs. 1026 01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:08,133 "Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. 1027 01:13:08,216 --> 01:13:11,595 "'Fuck me! Fuck me" Mary screams. 1028 01:13:11,636 --> 01:13:14,264 "Dick covers her head with a pillow 'cause she's too noisy. 1029 01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:18,143 "Dick continues to pound her swollen opening until he climaxes. 1030 01:13:18,184 --> 01:13:21,271 "'Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!' 1031 01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:27,235 "And he falls asleep." 1032 01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:34,034 Good night, Pops. 1033 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,168 Domino, nigger! Yeah! 1034 01:13:43,251 --> 01:13:45,211 What's up, niggers? 1035 01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:48,006 Hey, what's up? 1036 01:13:48,506 --> 01:13:51,217 -What up? -Hey, what's up? How you doin'? 1037 01:13:51,301 --> 01:13:53,929 What's up, nigger? Black boy. 1038 01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:55,805 What's up, man? 1039 01:13:55,889 --> 01:13:59,559 I got one question. Who got that chronic, nigger? 1040 01:13:59,643 --> 01:14:03,813 Man, I got that ill killer shit. Guaranteed to fuck you up. 1041 01:14:03,855 --> 01:14:07,108 Hey, nigger, light that shit up. Fuck me up. 1042 01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:16,451 -Toke it. Toke it, nigger, toke it! -(ALL CHEERING) 1043 01:14:16,534 --> 01:14:18,119 (COUGHING) 1044 01:14:26,252 --> 01:14:27,295 (COUGHING VIOLENTLY) 1045 01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:28,755 He's goin' into convulsions! 1046 01:14:30,465 --> 01:14:31,716 (GAGGING) 1047 01:14:32,092 --> 01:14:35,929 -Man, he ain't breathin'! -He's foamin' at the mouth! 1048 01:14:38,056 --> 01:14:40,141 Yo, he dead. 1049 01:14:45,897 --> 01:14:48,358 Yo, pass that shit! 1050 01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:52,278 Yo, pass that! 1051 01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:54,447 -Hit it. -Hit it! 1052 01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:58,451 Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! 1053 01:15:00,453 --> 01:15:03,957 See, that's what I'm talkin' about, Sabomboo. 1054 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:07,794 -Suck it. -Nigger tries to hide the good shit. 1055 01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:12,590 Hey, baby, you wanna dance? 1056 01:15:16,636 --> 01:15:19,681 Yes, I do. But not with you. 1057 01:15:20,765 --> 01:15:25,020 BOTH: Her right. Her right. Her right. Her right. 1058 01:15:29,941 --> 01:15:33,028 Hey, girl. How you doin'? My name is Loc Dog. 1059 01:15:35,071 --> 01:15:37,323 -What's your name? -La Quanda. 1060 01:15:41,411 --> 01:15:44,748 La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend? 1061 01:15:44,789 --> 01:15:48,418 No. You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me 1062 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:51,212 but I don't know why. 1063 01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:58,178 Well, you know, I can understand how a pretty girl like yourself 1064 01:15:58,261 --> 01:16:00,430 might make a man a little sick. 1065 01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:02,640 I mean, nervous! 1066 01:16:02,682 --> 01:16:06,311 Yeah, well, it takes a really special kind of man to be with me. 1067 01:16:06,394 --> 01:16:07,729 (FARTS) 1068 01:16:09,355 --> 01:16:11,608 -You know? -Yeah, well, uh... 1069 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:14,027 Let me go find him. 1070 01:16:16,988 --> 01:16:19,991 -Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that. -(BURPS) 1071 01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:27,999 You ain't my daddy and you ain't payin' any of my bills. 1072 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:30,376 -Mind your business. -(SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1073 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:33,505 Oh, this is my song! 1074 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:42,597 Hi. 1075 01:16:43,556 --> 01:16:46,351 Hi, my name is Loc Dog. What's your name? 1076 01:16:46,434 --> 01:16:49,354 -Keisha. -Keisha. 1077 01:16:49,395 --> 01:16:51,648 You always this shy, Keisha? 1078 01:16:51,689 --> 01:16:53,191 Mmm-hmm. 1079 01:16:53,858 --> 01:16:58,530 Keisha, what do you say we go back to my place and have a nightcap? 1080 01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:04,035 I don't know. I just met you. 1081 01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:08,540 Hey, girl, the Dog don't bite unless you ask me. 1082 01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:12,418 Okay. 1083 01:17:12,502 --> 01:17:15,547 -All right, come on. -I guess it'd be all right. 1084 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:23,096 Baby, you really love me? 1085 01:17:24,556 --> 01:17:26,599 -You know I do, girl. -Mmm. 1086 01:17:41,906 --> 01:17:43,241 I really shouldn't. 1087 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:47,328 Come on, girl. It ain't gonna hurt you. 1088 01:17:49,330 --> 01:17:52,876 It's just that when I drink, sometimes I get a little crazy. 1089 01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:55,753 And that's what I want. 1090 01:17:57,463 --> 01:17:58,464 Hmm? 1091 01:18:00,466 --> 01:18:04,095 I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' like that. 1092 01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:07,640 I usually don't go home with guys when I first meet them. 1093 01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:11,269 But I just feel so comfortable with you. 1094 01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:15,231 That's good, girl. 1095 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:19,944 Whenever you with me, I want you to just relax and be yourself. 1096 01:18:24,741 --> 01:18:28,286 You are so nasty! I should be going. 1097 01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:31,039 Whoa, come on, baby. Relax. 1098 01:18:31,915 --> 01:18:34,292 Okay? Just relax. 1099 01:18:34,334 --> 01:18:38,838 Don't you go nowhere. You're in good hands now, girl. 1100 01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:42,258 Loc Dog's gonna take good care of you, baby. 1101 01:18:43,051 --> 01:18:45,136 Are you sure it's okay? 1102 01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:53,978 I want you to just be yourself, okay? 1103 01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:57,649 I told you I could get a little crazy. 1104 01:18:57,857 --> 01:19:02,195 -Yeah, you get crazy. Come on. -Okay. 1105 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:10,245 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) Okay, motherfucker, let's get it on! 1106 01:19:10,453 --> 01:19:11,454 (SCREAMS) 1107 01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:29,889 Oh, no, nigger, you ain't goin' nowhere. 1108 01:19:33,142 --> 01:19:35,019 (LOC SCREAMING) 1109 01:19:40,858 --> 01:19:42,151 (BOTH SIGH) 1110 01:19:42,318 --> 01:19:44,445 Fresh air, fresh fish. 1111 01:19:44,529 --> 01:19:46,948 Nothin' like the great outdoors, huh, Pop? 1112 01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:51,369 Pop, can we talk, teenager to teenager? 1113 01:19:52,495 --> 01:19:55,581 See, I met this girl. She's pretty special. 1114 01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:59,877 She's movin' out of the hood and I want to go with her. 1115 01:20:01,004 --> 01:20:03,506 -Man, who is this girl? -Her name's Dashiki. 1116 01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:05,883 Dashiki! From Penetration Avenue? 1117 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:08,970 Come on! Don't tell me you slept with her, too? 1118 01:20:09,053 --> 01:20:12,724 Oh, no, it ain't nothin' like that, son. 1119 01:20:12,765 --> 01:20:15,310 -She sure could suck a dick, though. -What? 1120 01:20:15,393 --> 01:20:18,229 Nothin', son. Go ahead. Tell me about this girl. 1121 01:20:19,647 --> 01:20:22,442 Anyway, I think I'm in love. 1122 01:20:23,484 --> 01:20:25,194 You knockin' boots yet? 1123 01:20:25,236 --> 01:20:27,113 -Yeah. -Hold on. 1124 01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:29,657 You use a condom? 1125 01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:34,829 -No. -Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! 1126 01:20:34,912 --> 01:20:38,416 Never use condoms, son! They take away all the feelin'. 1127 01:20:40,501 --> 01:20:41,502 Yeah. 1128 01:20:41,836 --> 01:20:46,257 Only thing is, now she's pregnant. I don't know what to do. 1129 01:20:46,382 --> 01:20:49,010 (SCOFFS) Man, look, 1130 01:20:49,844 --> 01:20:53,097 let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right? 1131 01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:56,726 Give up hope. Look at me. Dreams are for suckers. 1132 01:20:57,352 --> 01:20:58,603 Ain't no future for you. 1133 01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:01,481 And don't think about gettin' no job, Tray! 1134 01:21:01,564 --> 01:21:05,109 The black man ain't got no place in the workforce. 1135 01:21:05,735 --> 01:21:07,278 Let me get this straight. 1136 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,947 You're sayin' don't get caught up 1137 01:21:09,989 --> 01:21:12,909 in the white man's system of self-perpetuatin' unemployment 1138 01:21:12,950 --> 01:21:15,578 and wind up on welfare cheques. 1139 01:21:15,620 --> 01:21:19,916 Wrong! Ain't nothing wrong with welfare cheques. It's free money. 1140 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:23,419 Our family survived six generations on it. 1141 01:21:27,715 --> 01:21:32,512 -Thanks, Pop. You know what to say. -Don't you know. 1142 01:21:33,596 --> 01:21:37,392 My boy Tray gettin' himself some sex. 1143 01:21:39,310 --> 01:21:41,562 Getting locked up in the city ain't the same. 1144 01:21:41,771 --> 01:21:43,648 Get the map. Get the map. 1145 01:21:43,731 --> 01:21:47,485 Fuck it. Let's go twist these niggers in a cat bag, man. 1146 01:21:49,153 --> 01:21:52,073 Can't you read it? Come on. Let's go. 1147 01:21:53,032 --> 01:21:55,159 -Drive. -Let's go. 1148 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:03,584 -What's up, Loc? -What's up, Tray? 1149 01:22:05,002 --> 01:22:06,295 (SIGHS) 1150 01:22:09,006 --> 01:22:13,010 I can't believe your mark ass is finally leavin' the hood. 1151 01:22:13,344 --> 01:22:14,720 Yup, yup, yup. 1152 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:18,933 -Me and Dashiki's tyin' that knot. -Tie a knot in that bitch's tubes. 1153 01:22:20,601 --> 01:22:21,811 Really. 1154 01:22:22,895 --> 01:22:25,064 I actually think we're gonna be all right. 1155 01:22:25,523 --> 01:22:28,109 -Why don't you come with us? -What? 1156 01:22:28,192 --> 01:22:32,655 Take a road trip in a mail truck? That's the stupidest idea I heard. 1157 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:37,702 Well, anyway, you just be careful. 1158 01:22:38,202 --> 01:22:40,705 Come on, baby, you talkin' to Loc Dog. 1159 01:22:40,788 --> 01:22:42,874 You know I'm gonna be aight. 1160 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:44,792 Shoot. 1161 01:22:46,544 --> 01:22:48,421 Hey, Tray... 1162 01:22:49,547 --> 01:22:51,591 Never forget, man. 1163 01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:54,218 Either they don't know, 1164 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,139 don't show, 1165 01:22:59,390 --> 01:23:01,476 or just don't care about bein' a menace in South Central 1166 01:23:01,559 --> 01:23:03,603 while they drink their juice in the hood. 1167 01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:06,898 That's what it's all about, Tray. 1168 01:23:06,939 --> 01:23:09,150 I'm sorry, man. 1169 01:23:09,609 --> 01:23:12,111 What the fuck is he talkin' about? 1170 01:23:22,413 --> 01:23:24,957 -What's up, little homie? -What's up? 1171 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:28,252 Want some of this? Make you grow hair on your nuts. 1172 01:23:29,128 --> 01:23:31,255 Don't be givin' that little kid no alcohol. 1173 01:23:31,339 --> 01:23:34,175 -Nigger, you ain't his daddy. -I ain't? 1174 01:23:37,428 --> 01:23:41,432 Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money! 1175 01:23:41,474 --> 01:23:43,059 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1176 01:24:08,459 --> 01:24:10,586 -What's up, little man? -(SHUSHING) 1177 01:24:11,504 --> 01:24:15,091 Like I was sayin', what's up with them hos tonight? 1178 01:24:16,133 --> 01:24:18,970 Take care of my baby, aight? And my truck. 1179 01:24:20,054 --> 01:24:21,097 What? 1180 01:24:21,138 --> 01:24:22,932 (LAUGHS) I'm only playing with you. 1181 01:24:47,957 --> 01:24:50,126 TOOTHPICK: Just shoot everything in sight. 1182 01:24:50,209 --> 01:24:51,836 (GUNSHOTS) 1183 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,675 Break yourself! 1184 01:25:01,304 --> 01:25:02,930 Somebody help me! 1185 01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:06,183 I'm coming! 1186 01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:08,853 (SCREAMING) 1187 01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:14,442 Is you okay, snowflake? 1188 01:25:14,525 --> 01:25:16,902 Oh, yes, my big chocolate warrior. 1189 01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:20,906 Dashiki! 1190 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:08,663 (SCREAMING) 1191 01:26:09,372 --> 01:26:11,707 Take that, motherfucker! 1192 01:26:13,417 --> 01:26:14,418 (GROANS) 1193 01:26:14,752 --> 01:26:16,420 Take that, motherfucker! 1194 01:26:27,264 --> 01:26:31,352 You know you fucked up, right? Yeah, you fucked up. 1195 01:26:32,103 --> 01:26:34,230 Hear what I'm sayin'? 1196 01:26:37,024 --> 01:26:39,485 Hey, Grandma. You got the juice now. 1197 01:26:40,236 --> 01:26:41,612 Oh, go to hell! 1198 01:26:41,779 --> 01:26:43,781 (POLICE SIREN) 1199 01:27:05,511 --> 01:27:07,012 Damn. 1200 01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:10,975 (DASHIKI CRYING) 1201 01:27:11,809 --> 01:27:14,979 I'll marry you, I promise! Just wake up! 1202 01:27:15,062 --> 01:27:19,316 I know, sister. You're gonna miss him, aren't you? 1203 01:27:19,692 --> 01:27:22,319 Yeah. Where else will I find a pussy-whipped fool 1204 01:27:22,403 --> 01:27:24,655 to take care of me and seven kids? 1205 01:27:25,656 --> 01:27:27,074 (WAILING) 1206 01:27:27,825 --> 01:27:32,455 Listen, sister, listen! You are a strong African-American woman! 1207 01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:34,665 And it's because of that, I can't be with you. 1208 01:27:34,707 --> 01:27:35,750 (BEEPER BEEPS) 1209 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:39,336 Oh, time for me to take out the poor, white trash. 1210 01:27:43,507 --> 01:27:45,843 -Who are you calling whipped? -(GASPS) 1211 01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:48,512 -You're alive! -Ow! 1212 01:27:49,346 --> 01:27:50,347 (GROANS) 1213 01:27:51,974 --> 01:27:53,893 WOMAN: Oh, Lord, why you do this to me? 1214 01:27:54,185 --> 01:27:57,646 Oh, I can't take it! I can't take it! 1215 01:27:57,688 --> 01:28:00,691 I can't take it! Oh, my Lord! 1216 01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,359 Oh, my baby! 1217 01:28:06,489 --> 01:28:10,242 Oh, Mama. Mama. I swallowed my toothpick, Mama. 1218 01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:12,620 Oh, baby, you're okay! 1219 01:28:15,206 --> 01:28:18,542 Now, where's my money you stole, you little hoodlum? 1220 01:28:19,668 --> 01:28:22,588 I want my money. I'll beat the shit outta you! 1221 01:28:22,671 --> 01:28:24,006 Where's my money? 1222 01:28:24,882 --> 01:28:26,383 TRAY: Well, that's my story. 1223 01:28:27,384 --> 01:28:30,054 -As for Dashiki and I, we got married. -(ORGAN PLAYING) 1224 01:28:37,228 --> 01:28:39,271 -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) -(PEOPLE CHEERING) 1225 01:28:39,355 --> 01:28:40,731 Loc Dog went into show business. 1226 01:28:40,773 --> 01:28:43,400 I wanna say fuck you all, suck my dick and, uh... 1227 01:28:44,235 --> 01:28:45,236 Lick your ass! 1228 01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:54,954 Preach, he settled down. 1229 01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:06,841 Crazy Legs' dream of becoming a dancer finally came true. 1230 01:29:10,928 --> 01:29:12,096 (CRASHING) 1231 01:29:14,974 --> 01:29:16,767 And as for Grandma, 1232 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:18,644 well, she's still Grandma. 1233 01:29:23,274 --> 01:29:27,278 GRANDMA: Damn! This is some good shit. 87068