All language subtitles for Dating.Naked.S02E08.HDTV.x264-The.Buzzsaw

Previously on Dating Naked.

You've been on Dating Naked before?
Yeah. Last time Monet tried Dating

Naked, she had a tough experience.

And I do feel like she's holding back.

What do we do? Just keep talking? We
keep talking, yeah. We cannot get a good

conversation going. I don't want to
jeopardize our friendship.

I can't deny that I still absolutely
have feelings for Chris.

The timing just has to be... Has to be
right.

Let me get to know you.

This is my dojo, bro.

My keeper will be Mona.

I am choosing to keep Michael.

I am really excited to get to know
Michael more. I know that we've had

difficulty connecting, so I want to see
if there's a spark with Michael I need

to figure it out. You made a good
decision.

I'm impressed.

Do you think I did? I can't look at you
and see what was happening up here. I'm

so nervous. Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous.

Nothing, I'm just like...

Very excited to have a low-key night and
spend it with Monet.

She's a beautiful chick. She's got a ton
of great qualities about her. I'm not

saying I'm ready to run off into the
sunset and start a family with her, but

hopefully get more than a high five.

I can't imagine how great a relationship
is going to be when I find a great guy

and great sex.

I'm going to be spending a lot of time
in bed. It was a great conversation.

Baseball. Ball.

Let's just... Whoa!

Listen, I've been in a house with men
for weeks.

It's been dry today.

What's been dry here?

I've been dry here.

Going back to the house with Michael,
this is the first night in the house

that we will have without other guys
causing drama or being buffers. And

maybe something romantic will come of
that.

I know that when we were talking on our
date, all of your ideologies, all of

that, I absolutely connect with.

But as far as, like, there being a spark
here,

that's hard for me.

Maybe the spark is there somewhere, and
maybe we can find that spark.

I mean, is the spark, like, is it a
sexual thing?

I chose Michael to stay around. That's
me making a very clear message. I'm

interested. This is like our one night
alone together to see if there is

something more before it starts getting
crazy again.

Yeah,

cool.

Yeah, please.

What?

Can't look in your eyes.

No, but he said, hmm.

I'm just looking.

But your eyes are interesting.

Thank you. Blue, hazel.

When I like a guy, I want to touch them.
I want to flirt with them.

I want to kiss them.

Anyway. But really, at the end of the
night, I would have expected Michael to

kiss me, and it didn't happen.

Where's my kiss?

Oh, my God, this is awesome.

I mean, this is my only night alone with
Monet. I am very attracted to her, but I

don't feel like the romantic side of it
is completely mutual at the moment. What

are your biggest concerns about me?

I feel like you don't think I'm
attracted to you or into you. You're

just not sure.

Like, if I wasn't into you, like, I
would have left. I mean, it's very, I'm

not going to waste my time. It's a
beautiful place, but...

There's no point, right?

I'm not going to date Gary's guys, so
don't blame him.

Would you rather?

Absolutely not.

Don't blame him.

Monet is honest, and I love it.

Now that her guard maybe let down a
little bit, I think it'll be a lot

easier to get to know her.

That first kiss was definitely an
icebreaker. Now I know that he's

interested and it's not just me chasing
after him or anything.

Eh.

It's alright.

I definitely am physically attracted to
Monet, but I've got another date today.

And every time it is a new girl, it is
new emotions. It is a new connection.

I've been on a ton of naked dates and
honestly, they don't get any easier.

Hi there.

Hey, how are you?

I'm naked. How are you?

I'm naked as well.

What's your name? Chris.

Elissa. Elissa?

Awesome to meet you. Nice to meet you as
well.

Wow. She is super hot.

I like a guy that can be really manly
and rugged. And I like a guy that can be

aggressive and isn't afraid to stare me
down into submission.

Where are you from?

I'm from New England. Originally, I'm
from Connecticut.

Okay. And now I'm in San Diego.

Oh, okay. Not too far. I'm from Las
Vegas.

What do you do out in Vegas? I work at a
bar called Coyote Ugly. Are you a Coyote

Ugly girl?

I'm a Coyote Ugly girl. No way. That's
amazing.

I'm not a stripper, although...

I guess I'm a little bit of a stripper
right now.

She dances on a bar and talks to people
for a living.

That is awesome.

What's the first thing you notice about
me?

Your beard.

Very manly.

I appreciate that.

How old are you?

27. Really?

How old are you? Not 27.

I'm older than you.

I'm 33 years old. I have dated younger
guys, and my experience is that they're

dogs.

I don't get it. Age is a number. You've
dated older women or no?

I don't know if I've dated older women.
It's not something that bothers me.

Uh-huh.

Iwita was very concerned about my age,
and she's definitely got reservations

about it. Honestly, the whole age thing
for me is not really a big deal.

But the cards are stacked up against me.

Last night was extremely eye-opening.

I've been saying that I want a man. I've
been saying I want someone intelligent.

I want someone to challenge me. Like, I
want a man to step up and say that he

wants to be with me.

Hi. How you doing?

I'm good.

Oh, thank you.

You have beautiful eyes. Thank you. My
name's Dan. Dan, I'm Carrie.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Dan.

I would describe myself as artistic in
the way I carry myself. I've been down

the negative path, but I brought myself
back from that. And now I find a little

bit of beauty in everything and try to
stay positive.

Where are you from?

I'm from Jersey originally.

Okay. But I live in Tampa now.

No way. So do I.

Do you really? Yeah. Small world. Where
at?

I live on, you know, West Shore. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I'm on Bayshore all the

time. So I'm like, yeah. That's funny.
Do you work out on Bayshore? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, same here. I tried to.

That was funny. Small world.

You look gorgeous. Thank you.

Not much of a Tampa girl, but, you know,
I try.

I originally came here saying that I
cannot date anyone in Tampa because

they're all STDs. They're South Tampa
douchebags. And I'm really hoping that

Dan is not an STD.

He's an STH.

South Tampa hottie.

What kind of guys do you like? Honestly,
I just like confident guys that are nice

and funny. Right. I think that's pretty
much it.

Confident guys are nice and funny. Yeah.
I think I can do that.

Terry's beautiful. She's gorgeous. I
feel like she could have been right next

door to me this whole time and didn't
even know her. I could have ran past her

in the mall. We definitely crossed
paths.

I could just feel it.

So what do you do in Tampa?

Well, I do outside sales and
advertising.

Nice. And then I'm a tattoo artist.

Okay. Yeah, so I've been doing that for
a while.

Dan has got me worked up.

I'm ready for a date.

Awesome. Let's get out of here. Okay.

Oh, shoot.

Where do I sign on the dotted line?
Because the full package just walked in.

Oh, Gooba Dot.

This is awesome.

She looks super sexy.

Naked girl, mask on. She looked like a
super hot military chick.

With gorgeous boobs.

I'm not a very experienced gooba diver.
He seemed very attentive, like holding

my hand and guide the way, and that was
really nice.

I mean, number one, scuba diving's
badass anyways, but when you look over

and there's a naked chick next to you
while you're scuba diving, life is good.

Dan just has a presence about him that I
am so attracted to. I don't know

how to explain it. They're major
butterflies. My stomach is going crazy

right now. Oh, my God. Are these pogo
sticks?

Let's put you up.

You gonna be nice and safe?

Dan literally waited on me from head to
foot. Like he put my helmet on me. He

put all of my pads on me. He put my
socks on me. He was like trying to take

care of me. And you know, that might say
a lot about how he is in a relationship.

That looks really good on you. Thank
you.

Really good.

All I'm thinking is like, I just want to
grab your face and kiss you.

I think we're island hopping. We are
island hopping through the Philippines.

Oh, my God. All right, you can't laugh
at me. I'll go first. I'm not going to

make that promise.

Oh, my God.

Is it hard?

Yep, it's pretty hard. This looks really
difficult.

Pogo sticking isn't like the manliest
activity ever. But it was humbling that

she got a couple giggles out of it. And
to me, that's all that matters.

This is crazy.

there you go there you go there you go
all right we made it to one oh

my god sometimes there are guys that
like they always want to have

their hands on you and if you're just
not into them it's not fun but dan it

was like really sweet i felt like i was
his girlfriend and it was a good feeling

from here to the finish line i'll give
you a kiss yeah yeah

There you go. There you go.

Cheat with your jump.

Well done.

So I get a kiss? Yeah, that counts.

I really wanted that kiss.

And it was good.

Dan the man.

Cheers to...

A new adventure and a fantastic date.
Anda de si.

I think Chris is very handsome.

But the last guy that I was dating for
about three years, very good looking

guy, very charming.

But he's a player.

How's dating in Vegas?

It's tough.

What's the hardest part?

Meeting people that are genuine.

Because a lot of people are trying to
play the field in Las Vegas. And a lot

of people don't want to stick to their
word.

I feel very comfortable with Alyssa, but
I definitely feel like she's got

reservations. So I wanted to really see
if that spark was between the both of

us. Similar is my experience here. It's
been very difficult to find a girl who

is real and who's just feeding a bunch
of bulls, right?

Super annoying, isn't it? Really
annoying.

On one side, I'm feeling something and I
am giving into it.

And it feels awesome, but the other side
of me is saying, is the way you're

feeling right now really worth how hurt
you're going to be if it doesn't work

out? Why don't I show you where you're
staying tonight?

Sound good?

It does sound good.

Go.

Alright, what do we have going on over
here?

Vodka. Oh my god.

I would love for one of these guys to
show me that they feel something

electric. Dan's the first guy that I've
really wanted to have a physical

relationship with, and so, you know,
I've been pent up in this house for

several weeks with a lot of men, and
there's some, uh, sexual tension there.

There's chai with vanilla.

Maybe we should sample it first.

Let's do it.

That's good.

Yes, it was.

I certainly can see myself dating Carrie
outside this experience, and I'm

absolutely into her. So the guy that you
kept around, what's he like?

He's very different from you. Really?
Mm-hmm. I guess that's a good point,

though, because I wouldn't want to be
like anybody else. I don't know why.

Thank you.

So what did you do in Jersey Grunge?

Well, I've kind of been on my own since
I was like 13.

Okay.

And it's been rough. You know, I've been
in all kinds of trouble.

Oh, no. Nothing to be proud of. Yeah.
I'm not from a good area, but I had the

right people around me to make it out,
to get to Tampa. So it's something to be

appreciative about.

And you look back, you look at it as a
life experience.

I can appreciate that.

I tried to open up a little bit more,
and I think me and Carrie were supposed

to meet here, and it could be the
universe telling us.

Have another kiss.

Maybe. What do I got to do for it? I got
to jump around the world again?

Jump around the world.

I mean, you have to be patient this
time.

Fair enough. Yes. I wanted Dan to have
to work for it a little bit. That

doesn't mean that I didn't want that
kiss.

Let's go.

I'm going to keep my socks on now.

Yeah, I'm feeling soft.

Michael, nice to meet you. I'm Terry.

When I saw Dan walk up the stairs with
Terry in his arms, it makes me nervous.

I'm loving this.

He's been, like, pampering me all day.

I try, you know?

Do you think he'll give you a run for
your money?

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe? Maybe. Maybe a little run for my
money. A little run.

But my money's expensive.

All right, let me show you the rest of
the house.

Ooh, you wear a sweet bottom.

So I was really nervous until I really
told you.

Like, I brought you a flower or
whatever.

I was still nervous.

I was still awkwardly nervous. No guy
has brought me a flower.

Are you serious? Not one.

You're adorable.

I've been saying that I want a man. I've
been saying I want someone to challenge

me. Dan is exactly what I have been.

asking for so

I mean I was thinking you know every
girl deserves

a chance right so I just want to let you
know like if I'm not interrupting that

doesn't mean that I'm not interested or
I'm just like ignoring the situation

yeah I'm not used to sharing my man like
I mean any guy that I date I don't

expect them to go on a new date the next
day so it's definitely awkward

But it doesn't mean that I want you to
like the girl.

You know, I understand it's a difficult
situation with new girls coming in and

me spending attention with other girls.
But I'm worried that Monet doesn't want

to fight for it. If you choose to
continue to date me, I want that to be

your choice and not because I
interrupted and started. I realized as I

poured this that it was probably much
more than a normal glass of wine because

it's in a beer glass.

I know you don't care.

I'm attracted to Chris. I can tell he's
attracted to me. So I was a little

jealous that he had a connection with
Monet. When I'm with someone, then

that's it. I belong to that person. They
belong to me.

You're so red. You need some aloe.

So cheers to good days?

Yeah. Cheers.

And good night.

Agreed.

How did you fall? I don't know. It was
slippery.

He's pretty hammered.

All right.

Night started off great.

But, you know, as the night went on, Dan
got a little wasted.

There was no alcohol in that.

And nobody else was really on that
level. First of all, I dropped the jello

shots.

I was very shocked, and it was a huge
turnoff.

Sometimes you want to include that in
your everyday life, you know what I

mean? I can definitely find something in
every person to enjoy and appreciate.

This is your day, man. This is your
time.

So what are we talking about?

I think Dan might be trying a little too
hard, but if he wants to dig his own

grave, he can.

Should I be naked right now?

That's like... Can you hold it?

I'm just trying to loosen up. I
genuinely don't drink like that.

I think I might have pushed my limits.

I get you.

Oh, wow. This is way slimier than I
thought.

This drink is pretty... Is it rough?
What did you put in there? Is it

straight whiskey?

No, it's straight whiskey. Jeez.

Yeah.

I'm very much aware of the tension
there. It's rude.

It puts me in a very uncomfortable
situation.

This is difficult for me.

Not my style.

Am I too much right now?

Yep. I have Michael and Dan sitting next
to me on the couch, and that's when I

start feeling really uncomfortable. I
want to get the f*** out.

That's like, you know, where...

Whoa. Okay. All right.

Let me ask you something.

What's up?

What do you legitimately think of Dan?

I would say he is more aggressive.

Definitely accurate.

He's obviously wasted at this point. And
it's just like, why did I have like this

amazing day with this guy? Someone who
gave me butterflies.

And then he becomes so unattractive to
me when we get back to the house. Like

I'm so.

sick of that.

Am I all this up? Like I'm the common
denominator.

Can I relate to that feeling?

Maybe I just don't know how to actually
make a genuine connection.

I don't think so.

No? I don't think you're hard to relate
to.

I don't think you're hard to communicate
with. In fact, quite the contrary.

Thanks for pulling me out as usual.

Chris always makes time for me when I'm
upset.

For some reason, it just feels better
than any other conversation I have in

the house. Are we looking for some alien
creature that doesn't exist?

Now we sound like crazy people.

We are crazy. I mean, the first two of
them were crazy.

Carrie deserves the world.

She is one of the sweetest, most genuine
people I've met.

I have a great connection with Carrie.

A chance at being the one at the end?

Sure, at this point.

Probably thinks, hey, Chris is a good
guy. Is he the guy? You know, I'm not

really too sure yet.

I was super into Dan.

And I'm not going to lie, he got a
little wasted. And that was a huge turn

off. And the thing is, at the end of all
of it, I have another date today. I have

another guy coming into the house.

This guy might swoop in and take my
attention, so it'll be interesting to

see how all that plays out tonight.

Hi.

Good, how are you?

I'm great.

I'm Carrie.

Wow, that's beautiful.

Thank you.

Yeah, part of my swag makes me sweat.
No, you're good.

Right now, if I had to use one word to
describe Chris...

It would probably be funny. Got to,
like, adapt to the climate.

But this is beautiful. Isn't it?

Beautiful water. I'm trying to keep my
eyes open.

But you have beautiful eyes, so it's not
going to be hard.

So, yeah, yeah.

I have a motto that I live by. Wake up
and be.

That's my motto.

Take over the world, you know? Pinky and
the brain.

What are you doing today?

Trying to take over the world, you know?

Philippines.

So what do you like to do? Like,
hobbies.

Hobbies? Anything that has to do with
running? Yeah, I love to run, too. Yeah,

I run a gym, so I'm into fitness. Oh, do
you really? That's pretty cool.

It's all about building an empire,
right? Build an empire.

Yes, man.

Nice. A lot of guys are probably trying
to steal your heart, you know.

Some of them are trying to steal my
heart.

Is that what you're going to do? Yeah,
yeah. That's what I'm hoping to do.

Interesting. He does have that kind of
charisma.

that I am really attracted to,
typically, in a guy. And he seems really

sweet and fun, and I think we're going
to have a good date.

We're already having fun. Smile. Have
that white teeth. Beautiful smile. All

right. Smile and quiz.

You ready? Let's go.

I've got two great girls at the house.
They really do cover all the spectrum of

what I'm looking for.

So, phew, there's another girl that I
really connect with on a similar level

as these two.

Got my hands full.

Hi. Hey, what's up?

Are we just hooking this out right now?

Let's do it.

I'm trying not to just look down at like
your twig and giggle berries right now.

Hi, it's Erica.

Erica, I'm Chris. It's nice to meet you.

It's great to meet you. I haven't really
met anyone that I really connect with.

I use Tinder often, but mostly for food.

Tits for chimis is how much I love
chimichangas.

I'm just kind of nervous right now, so
sorry if I was, like, kind of playing. I

just didn't want to say you're, like,
really good looking.

Erica's adorable.

She's funny.

She's cute.

Are you athletic? You look athletic.

I played a bunch of sports. I just want
to touch you because you look fit.

They say milk does the body good, but
damn, how much did that boy drink?

All I wanted to do was, like, make out
with his hot face. Like, do we have to

talk? Like, I don't know.

You have a good sense of humor? I'm
going to say some jokes to you that you

probably won't laugh at.

Lay them out. How do you tell the
difference between a buoyant and a

grueling? Um, throw them in the water
and see if they float.

It's a buoyant.

Oh my God, you do have a good sense of
humor. No one ever gets that joke.

I'm just hoping that he finds me as
attractive as I find him.

If I saw him at a bar, I would be what I
call blinders.

Blinders on Chris.

Should we find out how buoyant we are?

Yes, please.

I was like, did you prepare for this?
You must have, because it was just

nonstop pickup lines, one-liner jokes.

I couldn't get a word in, and you know
what? I didn't even need to. I wrote a

song about a tortilla.

About a tortilla?

Well, it was more of a rap. Get it?

All right, how are we going to do this?

Oh, this is awesome.

Don't laugh at me. I'm laughing at the
situation.

She is hysterical.

There's no doubt in my mind that this is
going to be incredibly entertaining and

fun. Oh, you're going to romanticize me
while we... I'm going to stare at you.

I'm going to stare at you. To prep for
this date, I'm not going to lie, I did

get a Brazilian, my first one ever, and
I'm actually really glad that I did,

because there is a draft on this raft,
and you're like, that's exactly how I

felt. You got a naked dude on a raft.

Yeah. If you were to write some sort of
story, how would you write it? I would

first start off by saying that he was
seriously suffering from a lack of

vitamin E in his life.

You know, you think that if you're
seeing a naked person, you just keep

looking at my dick.

Dude, I'm sorry.

She reminds me of all my best friends
from home. She really is like one of the

boys. You're well endowed.

Well, thank you.

I wouldn't say she's my type.

I mean, I think you have awesome hair.

I've got great hair. You have awesome
hair.

What's your shampoo?

Me and Chris, we're a good team. We're
rolling in sync.

You could have beautiful dark-haired
babies.

Just kidding.

So hopefully it'll work out.

The blue for me? Yeah.

What's your favorite color? Blue.

See? Oh, you can put your face on it
like that.

Right?

Yeah, I think we can check out the reef.

Is this your first time hitting the
reef? You know?

After first meeting Carrie, she seemed
to like me. So if I could just continue

to be myself, I feel like we'll have a
good date.

Let's go check out the reef.

Are you looking down?

No, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at
my butt.

Carrie kind of floated in front of me a
couple times. I can tell you I wasn't

really paying attention to the reach
that much out there. I was lost in the

booty.

This is really cool, actually.

You can see everything.

Whoa. Oh, my God. This is like how you
snorkel without messing up your hair.

Chris and I had a great time today, and
we do have a good chemistry, so I am

nervous to bring Chris back to the
house.

I'm hoping that the dynamic between
Chris and Dan is very respectful and

that it's not another headbutt
situation.

Hey!

Hello! How you doing? Good!

Everyone, this is Chris.

Hi, Chris! What's up, Chris? I don't
think I'm a really jealous guy.

But I like to hold on to what's mine.

And no,

I don't think I really have too much
competition.

What's happening?

How's it going, guys? Everyone, this is
Erica.

When Chris and Erica first walked back
in, my head was trying to keep my heart

in check.

Well, he's mine. You can't have him.

That's a henna? Yeah.

One time I got a henna of a panda on my
back, and everyone was like, oh, you

must love wildlife.

And I was like, no, I really like
Chinese food.

Erica's like a stand-up comic.

She is a blast, but she's just a little
bit too much for me.

I felt like I was the audience. She was
running the show.

I'm forewarning anyone, if I stare at
your genitals, don't take it personally.

And I'm trying not to stare at your
junk, but you are spreading it.

Unbelievable.

You got to figure out what you want to
do the most.

I would love to figure that out.

You just need somebody to bring it out
of you.

You think so?

Yeah. Because I feel like you have a lot
of power to do a lot of things.

Chris has the potential to be amazing.

It's nice to hear from a guy that they
want the best for me. I think he really

wants me to be happy. I just need to
figure out where I want to channel my

energy.

Well, right now you could channel that
in me.

I'm not thinking about anything else
right now.

Ladies. How you doing? How you doing?

I'm good.

Can I come find you in two minutes?

Yeah, sure. Okay.

Ladies.

It's the first time. I'm a little
jealous of you.

Dan's acting like a little kid just to
get more alone time, which really made

me mad because it's like, don't play the
role of the victim.

If you're real and you stand out and you
have a strong personality, the woman is

going to come to you. It's okay.

You're in the blue looking hot.

I love each other too, but I'm good.

I'm over here with him, I guess.

Hey, we're hot tubbing. I would love to
spend time with Carrie, but watching

Carrie and Chris together pissed me off.

Erica gave me the open invitation to
come up and show me what she's got, so I

took it. I'm not going to chase if you
don't want to be chased.

Great hot tub time.

So what's up? What's on your mind?

I'm not in here to win a game.

I would be lying to you if I told you
that

I didn't have a connection with Monet.

Because I do.

I felt a connection with a lot of
people. Did you feel her vagina?

No.

No.

Don't look at me like I'm giving you,
like feeding you bull.

But I'd also be lying to you if I didn't
tell you that I didn't have a very

strong connection with you.

One of the biggest obstacles for Elissa
is trust.

And for me to be so honest with her, I
think that strengthens our relationship.

I think that brings us closer.

If I pick you tomorrow, it's going to be
a whole other week of new girls.

I do feel something for you, but I'm a
little scared to feel something more for

you. It's only going to lead to you
feeling something stronger for someone

else. I just have my reservations. I
think that that's fair.

I think it's fair, too.

A part of me is saying, this is real.
He's being honest with you. Trust him.

Then there's a part of me that's saying,
well, what if this all really is a lie?

Hey, your bed looks really nice. What
were you doing in my bedroom?

No, we walked through to get to the hot
tub. You guys were hanging out in the

hot tub? No. I wasn't, like, going
through your undies. I hope Carrie's a

little jealous. Maybe I'm being stupid,
but if she really wants to be with me,

she's got to show me.

Dan complicates things. I would not be
this frustrated if I didn't really like

Dan. There's something there. There's
some sort of spark.

And I'm like, stop being so stupid.
You're going to ruin this.

Dan? Yeah?

Dan and I absolutely have a connection.

This is an amazing opportunity for me to
walk away from this with a legit

relationship with someone I'm really
into.

Like, stop being an idiot.

Grow up.

You're not feeling those other girls out
there, are you?

No, but I mean, I'm trying to... You had
your arm around Erica.

He had his arm around you. Well, yeah.

Okay.

We played some pool.

A kiss was supposed to be the wager,
but... Whoa!

It never even happened. And she was the
one that waged it. And you didn't say

no?

Don't flirt with them.

Okay.

Don't wager a kiss or put your arm
around them.

Maybe I saw it first.

I saw you had. Were you trying to make
me jealous?

Did it work?

Yeah, it worked.

I got a little jealous. One drink, too,
all night long.

I just got a little jealous. I'm not
going to lie.

I'm jealous I can deal with, because
that means you care.

Well, yeah, I care. I like you.

I like you, too.

I miss those lips.

I'm very much conflicted. And, you know,
no one's perfect, and I get that. But I

don't know that Dan is someone that I
can trust.

All right.

Hello, Naked Daters. It gets harder
every week. I have two very viable

options. It's an extremely difficult
decision.

Last week, Chris, you chose Monet as
your keeper, and Carrie, you chose

Michael.

As always, you will now get to decide
whether you want to continue your

relationships with Monet and Michael, or
if you want to swap them out with one of

your new dates from this week.

Once again, I have a super difficult
decision.

Alyssa is this assertive, super hot
chick.

And Monet is the girl next door.

I have no idea what to do.

Terry, which of these three people do
you feel the weakest connection with?

Michael, I knew from the second that I
met you on our date that we were really

compatible. But I was struggling to find
a spark with you. Good things come in

time.

I do thank you for being a part of this
experience. Now it is time to find out

who you would like to stay on the island
with you as your keeper.

Chris, you kissed me, and the spark was
there. You are such an ambitious man,

and you have some really incredible
things that you're going to do, which is

amazing. But I think it would be really
difficult for me to fit into your world.

Dan, you made me so nervous on our date
in a really good way.

and I had an amazing time with you.

And then, you know, we got back to the
house, and if we had this connection,

why are you even entertaining the idea
of someone else? At the end of the day,

I felt the connection was real, and I
think that's something that is

undeniable, and I'm willing to fight for
that.

So, this week, I've been begging for a
spark, and now I have two.

But there's one spark that is absolutely
overwhelming.

So I'm going to choose to keep.

Dan.

Come on over.

I can't stop Dan.

Congratulations.

Yeah, there's a spark. I think we all
see it right about now.

I am bummed because the connection was
strong, but she asked for a man. I gave

her a man.

She chose a boy.

All right, Chris, it is now your turn.

Which of these three people do you feel
the weakest connection with?

Erica.

There's no doubt that I could go bar
hopping with you. We could talk sports.

But there was this reservation in my
mind that I've got two gorgeous women

here that I honestly connected better
with.

and I hope you can understand.

We bro-ed out.

We bro-ed out definitely, and right now
I'm just feeling a little bit of

separation anxiety already. You know,
there was a time that I thought I was,

like, catching the field, but I realized
I was just hungry.

If you were to say, here's a
chimichanga, you can have Chris add some

queso on that chimichanga because I'm
going to go with the chimichanga every

time. Well, Chris, it's now your turn to
decide. Who do you want to stay here

with you as your keeper?

Elissa. There's definitely that spark
and that passion and that fire.

And, you know, as I got to know you, I
could tell that you've been through some

hardships. Your walls are up. You're
guarded.

And Monet, we've come a long way, you
know. Right off the bat, I went in for a

kiss. I got a high five.

And, you know, we've grown now. I
finally got my kiss.

Now the bar's a little bit higher.
There's competition in the house.

You know, I was kind of questioning how
much she's willing to fight for it.

So, my keeper this week will be...

I

think it comes down to that leap of
faith that you need in a relationship.

So, my keeper this week will be...

Alyssa. Alyssa, congratulations on being
chosen as Chris's keeper.

Monet, unfortunately that means that
your time on the island has come to an

end. I'm satisfied with your decision.

I've seen the connection there.

And, I mean, the experience is amazing.
And, I mean, it just taught me what I'm

really looking for and that it does
exist. And, I mean, that everything is

okay. I get that I could have went that
route. Like, pick me. I'm the best here.

My personality, I'm real. But no, I
don't roll like that. I want a man to

want me.

Alyssa, come on over. Join Chris.

I'm not really looking forward to you
going on dates with other people, but

there's a real connection there. It's
something that we'll get through.

Chris, Erica, Monet, Michael, thank you
so much for participating. And Dan and

Alyssa? Congratulations on being our new
keepers this week. I'm sure you're all

ready to get out of the sun, grab a
drink to toast another week in paradise.

And of course, I'll see you next week.

All right.

See ya.

There's obstacles that I am facing
moving forward with Elissa. And she has

serious trust issues. So getting her to
drop those walls is very important.

I want an alpha male. I am too much of
an alpha woman. I need a man. And Dan's

doing that.

And maybe he's not really mature.

And it's also possible that Dan will
screw it up. That there is someone

that's going to love me.

And it's just about finding the right
guy.

Oh, my God.

Next time on Dating Naked.

Seriously, I felt penis pumped.

You asked me. He's been a little too
busy getting high on his own supplies.

I want to figure out if whatever spark
we had on that first night is something

real.

I don't even know if I want to be here.
I'll walk away.

What do you want?

I don't know what to do.

How he feels about me isn't how he feels
about Carrie. What we have is better.

When did it ever just become genuine
towards one person? This is what I'm

trying to figure out. You're the one
that has the love triangle going.

You mean just as much to me as I think I
mean to you.