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Vigging for love, decided to date in the
most vulnerable way possible.

Pop in the morning to ya.

Eve.

Adam. I promise not to look down for the
next like 20 minutes or so.

Totally nude.

Hey, you're naked, I'm naked.

Your ball's okay?

Oh, here we go.

After finding each other, one couple
decided to go all the way to the altar.

Welcome to our naked love ceremony.

I don't know what's happening.

I just don't want any witchcraft to go
on.

They're guest list.

All of your favorite familiar faces from
Panama.

We're back again.

You're a man. You're a woman. Got the
good. Let's move on. I don't think a

wedding is going to be this turned up
ever.

Find out how dating naked changed their
love lives, whose hearts are still

looking, and who is in it for better.

I really like Joe.

There's a question I've got to ask you.
Or for worse.

You're really immature.

I don't know how much more of this I can
take.

Fine, forget it.

With so many naked daters in one place.

This wedding will be anything but
traditional.

Don't be scared, even if it gets a
little weird.

This is some weird going on. We're going
to knock their clothes off.

Hi. What's your name? Ashley.

Alika. Alika. Nice to meet you.

Alika is the love of my life.

There was a deep longing in my heart to
have somebody that was on the same path,

the same vibration, the same level.

There you go.

And I'm so thankful that I was able to
find this with Alika.

Cheers. Cheers.

Boom.

That was a little bit.

Caught off guard by meeting Ashley.

Make me a coconut broth.

I'm drawn to powerful, interesting,
unique women, and Ashley definitely fit

the bill there.

You look beautiful. Thank you.

Alika looks pretty sexy.

Definitely a dream date.

My heart just dropped.

I would say I've never had a connection
with anyone in the

nature that I have a connection with
Alika.

Who is your choice?

I would like to choose Alika.

So Alika, do you reciprocate those
feelings?

I do.

Oh, that's a phrase I love to hear on
the stage.

I definitely feel me and Ashley have an
unconditional love for each other.

So since Panama, Alika and I have grown
much closer.

At first, it was maintaining contact via
phone and texting, and then we've had

some time to visit each other.

and we realized that, you know, we are
very connected, and now we're getting

married.

You've done weddings here before? Oh,
yeah. Yeah, I do all the weddings here.

Oh, nice.

And this will be the first naked
wedding. Nude wedding.

What is your perspective on what we're
doing?

You know, whatever the bride and the
groom want.

I'm a little bit of a hippie.

And Alika is very pre-spirited as well.
So Alika and I are not having a

traditional wedding, but some of the
aspects are aligned with the traditional

wedding. So let's talk about your
wedding day.

Sure. Okay.

Are you breaking to do photos?

I wanted to do a group painting.

Sure. Yeah, sure. We'll take care of
that. Yeah, sure. Is there like a DJ or?

Well, each guest potentially could have
a drum, and then we could create our own

music.

Okay.

We also need matches.

Yeah, I'll give a little, like, core
items.

We need some, like, Palo Santo sage.

Palo Santo.

I think some of our guests will be a
little bit surprised by what it is that

we are going to be engaging with them.

We're going to have smoke and fire and
make a lot of noise, and people are

going to be naked.

Do you have bridesmaids or a best man or
a maid of honor or any family members

that are going to be part of the
processional? I had to ask.

A lot of family members. I had asked a
lot of friends.

But the nudity. The nudity gets them.

Okay. I would have loved for my
grandmother to be here.

Well, it sounds like a really
interesting wedding ceremony reception.

Sounds pretty normal in an unnormal way.

All of our guests.

are from Panama.

They've made connections on their own,
so why not involve everyone that made a

love connection?

And you know, we've even invited some of
those guests that didn't have that love

connection, and maybe they'll find a
love connection here.

I mean, hey, it's a ceremony of love.

Anything can happen.

It was definitely not hard to say yes to
this naked wedding invite.

Are you ready? I am. As a new couple,
like when we're rolling out, Joe and I,

I feel like, oh, this is going to be so
romantic.

I just, I think it's beautiful. It kind
of reminds me of Panama, actually.

Ladies first. We have a great
relationship.

I love him to death.

He's very funny.

Joe is very funny.

Well. Well.

How was your day?

It was good. It was good?

I'm like, come on, just a pack
something.

So.

We had a little bit of a passionate
kiss.

Wee Wee definitely brings out the better
half of me. She makes me smile, you

know, she makes me laugh, and it feels
like I might have a future.

Here. Go ahead.

Do it. Do it.

Ready? Yeah.

Kristen knows my character. She goes to
me, what am I going to wear to the

wedding? I go, I'm not wearing anything.

I'm going full Monty here.

She couldn't stop laughing. And I was
like, well, didn't you miss me?

This wedding is the first time that
Chuck and I are going to be able to see

each other in person since Panama.

Our first naked date. Our first naked
date.

I keep looking down. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

She kept checking me out. She was
looking at my package.

I can't keep my eyes on his face.

Since leaving Panama, Chuck has been a
doll.

He texts me every morning. We video
chat.

Hey, your flowers are beautiful, and I'm
really trying to pull a couple extra

days out of them.

I miss you, Kristen.

I miss you, too, baby.

Coco wants to say hi. Coco, come here.

Coco!

Coco, say hi.

Oh, look at the plopper.

She loves your voice. She knows when
it's you.

Every time my mobile device rings, I'm
always looking to see if it's her.

We definitely need to start seeing each
other more, though. I need to go to

Florida. He needs to come to L.A. We've
got to figure this out.

Hello. What's going on, guys?

Hi. What's going on?

How's it going?

Good.

All right, you naked people. Who's going
to make me a stiff drink?

My first two dates on the island were
not too successful.

All right, this is it.

Keep yourself tame down there.

Hmm, what am I going to hold on to?

Ready? Let's go, girl.

Yeah!

We will never.

When I met Marissa, it was a great
relief.

I reserved this beach just for us. Oh,
thank you!

It was just really sweet. It was just a
really fun, simple date.

Go for it!

It's man berries. They're hanging
everywhere.

This is the Green Hornet. You already
know about the Green Hornet, okay?

Really? Oh, yeah. It's still early days
with Marissa and I. We're still just,

you know, working things out. And I
think this weekend will be a testament

to see if we can actually work as a
couple or not.

Coming to a wedding single is, like, the
best thing ever.

You get to pick up anyone else that's
single.

If I have the opportunity to find love,
I'll take it.

Mm-hmm.

Mike definitely has too many options,
but while he's doing his business down

there, I might as well go ahead and make
my move on Candace.

I don't think a wedding is going to be
this turned up ever.

When I got invited to a naked wedding, I
was just excited to see, you know, who

made these connections.

And it didn't work out the first time I
naked dated, you know, I was stood up.

Monet, your date today decided he
couldn't go through with faring at all.

You kind of compliment my lifestyle for
the long run.

Mike is the person who I made a
connection with.

But Mike didn't pick me back. After
doing a lot of thinking, the girl that

I'm going to pick is going to be
Stephanie.

For me to not find any connection with
anyone and...

To be stood up. I'm just shocked that,
you know, I'm going through this right

now.

But, I mean, here I am. And, yeah, I'm
hoping that there's some singles invited

as well.

Let's go, girl.

I'm at my camp in Panama. I was actually
coming out of the ocean.

And he was waiting for me on the beach,
and he had a big smile on his face.

My very first thought was, this girl got
some enormous titties.

You're gorgeous. That's crazy.

Since I left the island, life's been
cool. Me and Stephanie have been keeping

in touch. We actually met up and went to
Las Vegas, a little vacation.

We spent some time there.

I just came up with the idea to make a
music video and make a song together.

I'm not trying to be abrasive, but I
like you better when you're naked.

No more conversation, I ain't got
patience.

Cuts to the chase, I'm already getting
wasted.

Oh my.

The music video came out so great.

After leaving Panama, it's been a really
crazy experience because I believe I've

gained this new confidence in meeting
women.

If I talk too much, it's like smack me.

I'm not the most manly person. I mean,
I'm...

I'm obviously a man. I think you can
figure that out. He's talking.

He's my best friend. He's like, oh, is
Jason coming over? I'm like, Justin.

Jason, yeah, Justin, Justin. And
talking.

I'm like, well, we're going to go on a
nighttime helicopter tour of LA. And

talking. Love it, love it, the funny
thing.

Search for it so much, but it's so hard
to, so hard to find.

Hello, how are you?

There's always that moment of
awkwardness, I think the first couple

seconds you see somebody naked, and it
really becomes nothing very quickly. You

know, we take a quick look at the
genitals, it's like, you're a man,

you're a woman, got the goods, let's
move on.

It feels like we're all in this huge
reunion.

All of us have something really quick to
bond over, and that's because we all

dated naked.

I don't think I've ever been around,
like, this many naked people. No? Like,

all at once.

I'm trying to keep eye contact, but it's
like a spider on the wall. I'm just

like, oh, okay, sorry.

Nope, I'm looking at all your boobs.

If someone had caught my eye during the
cocktail hour, I would have to say it

was Monet.

Of course, she's a gorgeous woman, cute,
and she got a little cake on her, too.

You know, so I'm definitely looking.

So I have a question. I'm obviously
single.

Yeah. Obviously, right? And you guys are
doing very well. You guys seem to be

connecting. So what's your secret, guys?
Because I need help.

My secret is my chloroform.

Oh, really? Oh, that's her one secret.

She keeps a fresh handkerchief every
night.

It's the old saying, I love you, you're
perfect, now change.

The wonderful thing about dating Marissa
is she always tells me every time I do

something wrong, so I know how to
correct it straight away.

That can be a good thing. Steve and
Marissa, you know, I guess the video

games get to them, me playing too much,
they have a lot of friction.

Joe

and

Weeby, I've been really excited to see
them, because I really value their

relationship and their love that they
found, because I wanted that same love,

and for them to find it is exciting to
see them. person to see that chemistry

together. I'll tell you something right
now. You will one day find it. I've been

there. I had my heart broken severely.

I'm like, I'm never going to find
someone again. Never going to find

someone again.

And right now, me and Wheely are on that
stage where like, I mean, like being

here, seeing the wedding, it kind of
inspired me. It kind of makes me want to

move almost like to the next level.

After leaving the island, she was still
the same girl and she was actually

better than what I even thought and
never would think of. And we have this

like crazy, crazy connection.

Nice to meet you.

We talk every day. Our relationship is
growing. This is Joe and my mother,

Rose.

She just made us a really good dinner.

Yeah, that was really good.

Me and we, we have a strong connection,
and there might be a next level to us.

Welcome to the naked ceremony

of love.

Alik and Ashley, they look so happy to
have everyone there.

and we're all ready to celebrate this
amazing wedding.

Honestly, I know I speak for a lot of
people. We appreciate your guys' love

because you brought all of us together.

At what point did you say, I want to
have a ceremony with you, and this is

big enough for me?

To share with everyone else. We had
this, like, you know, karmic connection

with each other and wanted to, you know,
portray that for other people.

In alignment with the divine feminine,
and he's very aligned with that as well

with his work. His work is very
interesting. I'm not sure if you are

aware of it, but he is a DACA worker.

What is that?

A person that helps.

Expand your consciousness and
enlightenment through sexual healing.

She helps older women find their orgasm.

He's a sex worker, really.

Don't be scared, even if it gets a
little weird.

I just don't want any witchcraft to go
on.

We do it, we do it. We're all being
friendly to each other.

I'll be friendly, though.

No, don't be a jerk. Joe, what the hell?

I'm aging, and I'm like, involved.

I've seen my fair share of penises. One
that stands out in my mind looks like a

big toe.

Like a stump.

A snake.

Are you hard-headed? You know, they have
like curvy ones.

Gonzo ones.

Did you grow up next to a nuclear power
plant?

I have never seen anything like
Jillian's penis.

Can we be friends for a minute?

Like, okay, nice to meet you.

Boobs, they come in all different shapes
and sizes.

Some are a nice handful.

Some are, like, gigantic. Some are real
and bouncy.

Some are fake.

Damn!

My boobs have magical powers.

Hong Kong. Everywhere I look, it's like,
uh, there's a... There's a... Oh, and

there's also a lot of penises hanging
out, too.

Cannonball!

His work is very interesting. I'm not
sure if you are aware of it, but he is a

DACA worker.

What is that? A person that helps expand
your consciousness and enlightenment

through sexual healing.

Guys and girls are just like... Both,
yeah.

But mostly women.

Joe, you're not becoming a sexual
healer, so forget it.

Let me ask you guys, did you get frisky
on the island? Did you give her the

sexual healing?

Did you give her the sexual healing?

I didn't even know!

She wants to be with this man, and I'm
like, who doesn't?

Men and women want to be with him, they
book classes.

Honey, I'd be booking classes too, it's
cool.

She has spirit fingers.

connection we have matching tattoos
which is the sacred geometry they did

seem to have some sort of magical
connection if you will i mean that's how

they get the boat rocking hey do it big

instead

of a rehearsal dinner we're gonna have
naked yoga bring your hands into your

lap

Close your eyes.

And just come into your space here.

When I came to this wedding single, I
was just looking for fun.

You were so fun.

Me and Candace, post-Panama, we
definitely kept in contact, but it just

really didn't work out. I kind of feel
like I'm more of a party-goer.

She's just more of a chill person.

We decided to just keep it on a friendly
level.

I absolutely made sure my mat was next
to Monet's. I mean, we are naked.

When she's stretching out, I want to get
a good gaze.

Definitely pay attention to me. I've
seen him looking over a few times, so I

was definitely trying to, you know, yoga
cue.

It was looking good.

It didn't work out the first time I
naked dated, but, I mean, here I am, and

hopefully I have better luck this time.

Going to begin with some oming.

And come into our space.

I'm like, what the hell are we doing?

What are we really doing? Like, me doing
yoga.

I was a little baffled.

Everybody, exhale out your mouth.

Go deeper.

Inhale.

Exhale, downward-facing dog.

I'm not okay with this position at all.
Like, oh, my God, who wants to bend over

naked? I might fall on you. I just want
to hide.

Inhale. Now, you are a mountain.

You are strong here.

Exhale, hands to heart center, fold all
the way down.

So let's breathe here. Inhale.

Exhale.

During yoga, everyone stops joking
around and they start actually trying

and doing better. Even Blue Cheetah
comes around and helps some people.

Wave it out with your breath.

Blue Cheetah, can you check my prostate?

I'm actually a little miffed. After a
while, I'm like, okay, jokes are off.

And he's still trying to make funny
jokes.

Just turn your head and call.

Then I'm like, come on, let's actually
try something different for a change.

Close your eyes.

Find some stillness here.

This is the end of our session.

Bring your hands, your palms touching to
your heart center.

Namaste.

Namaste. Namaste.

I think that the yoga allowed everyone
to get all of their silliness out so

that we can move forward and take the
rest of the ceremony a little bit more

seriously.

It's very obvious the connection between
Joe and Wiwi.

I think that they experienced something.

very similar to what Alika and I
experienced.

Here's my bouquet. I'm just going to
hand it to you.

I couldn't take it anymore.

I had to give Wee Wee a bouquet of
flowers and just tell her to go get

married already because they are on the
same page.

how Steven's acting right now.

And then he knocks wine everywhere.

He's just trying to make all these weird
little one-liner jokes and it's like,

why am I standing by you? I'm really
annoyed.

And he tries to hug me.

I feel like... Steven has lost his mind
right now.

We could be playful and pretend we're on
the island. No.

And it's like, dude, you're really
immature.

Fine, forget it. Don't worry about it.

Jokes can only last so long. And he even
told me, you know, I'm the funny guy.

Well, guess what?

We're adults here.

I don't want him to be a joker.

That's something serious.

There's times we need to be serious and
times we need to be. And I think we both

had that same problem.

Well,

you're not running around chasing me
covered in red wine.

Oh my God, that's so immature.

Like, what the hell?

Can you just be a little bit normal?

It's not hard.

Honestly, if you want my honesty, then
keep calm.

Bosses you around. It's kind of getting
annoying. That's really irritating.

Yeah, it's her way or no way.

And, you know, a relationship is meant
to be a two-way street.

She's nagging me.

She's correcting me.

She's trying to make me something she
wants me to be.

You know, we have a connection, but I
can't keep going like this if she's just

going to be bossing me around. No, you
can't have somebody bossing you around.

And just always back and forth like
that. You know, so it's, I don't know.

That's really bad.

I don't know how much more of this I can
take.

This whole experience dating naked was
just a surreal experience. You can

prepare for it as much as you want to,
but until you're standing right there,

you really don't know what it feels
like.

Lovely day.

Yes, sure.

Yeah, I don't know.

Sorry, I'm being shy.

It's a great outfit.

Oh yeah, you too.

You think a lot when you're naked about
what the other person is thinking.

There's just a million things going
through your head.

Usually somebody will buy me a drink,
then maybe they get to see me naked.

Actually,

no one's seen me naked in a long time,
so... When you're dating a girl, all you

want to do is get inside their pants.

Well, there are no pants in this
situation.

You afraid of bugs?

Spiders? Snakes. Snakes?

There might be one snake.

Have you ever done this before, like
naked or skinny dipping or anything

naked at all? I mean, I've been skinny
dipping. Oh, you have? Really? Well,

you're the expert.

You've never been skinny dipping? Nope,
just in my shower.

I am definitely more comfortable now
being naked. I don't think I'll be doing

it in public just because I don't want
to end up in jail. But I definitely will

try it more often, hopefully more in the
bedroom with women.

So you ready for the date? No.

I'm just kidding. Okay.

What

are

you guys doing?

I'm a little bit of a hippie and a very
creative person.

So instead of having a guest book, we
would like to have a canvas with paint.

I would like to take this painting and
use it as a keepsake.

I'll be able to look at this and
remember every single person that has

attended. One day, maybe our children
will look at this painting.

So I hear that there's a dating naked
wedding about to happen, and I feel like

it needs a little exclamation point at
the end, and I want to be a part of it.

So many people. I know, right? So many
naked people.

If you're going to crash a wedding,
you've got to have a wingman or a

wingwoman. You want to do some
cartwheels?

That is how awesome that cartwheel was.

Okay, wait. I love the dates that we
went on.

Nailed it.

But even though AJ and I picked each
other on the island, we don't really

connect on a lot of levels. So we really
consider ourselves better as friends.

AJ is the perfect person to be my
wingman because he's fun. He's social

like I am. He was the perfect person for
this experience.

This is my first time meeting everybody,
so I don't know who's with who or what's

going on with these people. So I'm
figuring out the lay of the land. And

here's Wee Wee looking hella fine.

Do

it,

Wee Wee, do it! Yeah, Wee Wee's hanging
out with the new Wee Wee. Give it back,

give it back.

Joe was not oblivious to AJ.

I think we need to give him a kiss right
now.

This guy comes in looking like Channing
Tatum, does a cartwheel, and starts

hitting on my girl.

You're mad?

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

What? So when you grease on, right, it's
more like... No, I didn't. Hey, how are

you? I didn't do that. He came in the
circle. We had our arms around each

other. Yeah. He said, can I join the
circle?

I'm trying to be friendly to everyone.
I'm not flirting.

At least I don't think I was flirting. I
don't know.

Are you kidding me right now? I'm being
serious. I'm not kidding you in front of

the camera. What does that mean?

Do you know what that means? No.

It means to bother me. I see a little
glare in his eyes and he came to me

like, yeah, you should get some paint.
Yes.

Yes. Are you kidding?

You're making me mad right now. Yes.

I'm already mad. I'm a traditional guy.
I don't go ahead and flirt around with

girls. I don't do that.

But when she did that, after everything,
I'm like, you know what? Screw it.

Being friendly to each other.

I'll be friendly to him.

No, don't be a jerk. Oh my god, that's
so immature.

Joe,

what the hell?

So then I'm just like, there's a monkey
on the table.

Do you think it'll give me rabies if I
touch it?

Well, he really seems to be enjoying
that cream.

Adore!

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

Hey, buddy. Oh, he's gone. Baby, come
back.

No. Oh, come on, monkey.

What the f*** is that thing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

If you were to throw that through the
grasshopper, I would have ran for the

hill.

I'm into Joe,

like, no way. I'm like a loyal chick.

I didn't do anything. Are you kidding
me?

Why are you awkward?

Why? You're serious?

No, I'm kidding around.

Why are you being a jerk?

How many girls do you see coming up to a
new guy? He's naked, and it kind of gets

me a little annoyed, you know?
Everyone's naked. You're touching women

with paint on their bodies in places
that's making me mad, but whatever.

Yeah, but we all know everyone here, and
it just gets me a little bit annoyed.

Because he's not, he's a stranger.

I'm not attracted to anybody but you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for getting mad.
I'm sorry. Or going a little bit over

-exaggeration, okay? Okay.

I just care for you.

I'm not going to lie. I mean, I went a
little overboard with it. I got a little

mad, a little too mad. That's not how I
like to be.

I am serious about her, and she finally
got to see my emotions that I care.

Don't be mad.

Be good and serious.

And I just see a big circle of like
blankets for us to sit on. And there's

like rocks and there's feathers.

But I just don't want any witchcraft to
go on. I'm really scared right now. I

don't know what's happening.

So there's instruments around.

If you feel inspired, pick one up right
now and join in.

Go for it. I would love to hear Here
Comes the Bride, you know.

This is some weird going on.

I really think that all

the guests have started to embrace what
we're showing them.

And seeing everyone drumming together
and hearing the vibration, it was the

most beautiful.

part of the experience.

I'm gonna cry.

This is too beautiful right now.

Welcome to your celebration.

Yes.

Being naked on the ceremony allows the
interconnectedness to flourish a lot

more than if you're clothed during a
ceremony.

Yeah.

So what we're here to do, first of all,
is we're here to celebrate what y'all

found in one another.

So our first question, by recognizing
Ashley, how has that supported you in

connecting to your own inner beauty?

She's a powerful woman, and she's a
manifester, so she inspires me to create

and live my purpose.

Beautiful.

Ashley, I would say that she has taught
me to love.

I thought

all

this was crazy, but then when I look at
them and they're sharing that moment,

like, they're really happy. And I feel
it. Like, it's really sweet. Like, I got

chills a little bit.

I would like you to make your intentions
for your experiences together.

Okay.

So, Alika, my intention is to always...

allow you space to fully step into your
power and to step into your work.

When Ashley started to talk about her
intention for me, I really felt seen.

And for me, that's like a really
important thing. And I was about to cry

in that moment. So it was really
touching for me. So my intention for

you, Ashley, is to just support your Leo
rising, that manifestor, that creator.

So I got your back.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I had no clue what Alika said. I was
like, oh, yeah, you know, and then I was

just ready to shake my drum again.

And so with that, to anchor in and bind
these intentions, we're going to do a

hand fastening.

I'm like, dude, that's just like
changing rings. Like this is a real

wedding.

So it is.

And now you can kiss each other. And now
you can kiss.

I went.

Everyone to kiss.

I was inspired

when she got choked up. Then all of a
sudden, it's weird again.

It's like this girl has some nuts
screwed loose in her head.

What the hell is happening right now?

I couldn't even expect what was going to
happen next.

Let me give you a sneak peek.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

We're on a tropical island, which makes
you horny whether you're naked or not.

Just the weather and the ocean and the
breeze.

It's romantic.

Who doesn't want to get lucky on a
wonderful Panamanian island like this?

We got to get some sleep for tomorrow.
Yeah. Wait for that.

Definitely, I would say is a gateway to
sexual activity.

I'm so excited about what's going to
happen next.

I'll be in the morning.

I have to wait that long?

Yes. You're not coming in.

What are we missing?

Sweating on each other.

That's a great idea to me.

You cannot come in.

Come on. No, sir.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm pretty sure you've seen the goods.
I'm pretty sure you know the full

package deal here.

I was like, what's going on here?

I want to thank everyone for coming. I
really appreciate how courageous

everyone is, and I'm very thankful.

Now you're free to go drink.

Oh, you're done.

I thought the ceremony went off without
a hitch. It was beautiful. Things just

flowed. And I'm really, really happy
about how everything turned out.

Can we go have a little talk?

Okay. Of course.

I just thought we should have a little
talk. About what?

I mean, we met on the island and we had
so much fun and everything was like,

yes. and we came back and we've had
some... I'm getting a lot of no.

You know, you can't just be a joking guy
all the time. Sometimes you've got to be

serious. Well, what's wrong with a bit
of fun? I mean, I'm serious when the

occasion calls for it. You know, I get
high on life. I don't, you know... So

you get high at a wedding and then taste
me with red wine?

I sometimes feel Marissa's more of a
mother than a girlfriend.

She wants me to be a certain way, which
I'm not.

Look, I think, you know, I think you and
I are better off as friends, clearly.

Yeah, you're right.

It's mutual, right?

Now it's mutual.

Why are you laughing about this? You
know why? Because this is one thing we

can say yes on. I think originally
Marissa may have been attracted to my

fun, outgoing personality, but now she's
looking for something more serious, and

there's nothing to be serious about
here. We had a naked kumbaya yogi

wedding, so right now it's pretty clear
that it's over.

All right. Two single nerds on the town
in Hollywood. I think we tag team. We'll

increase our percentages.

I think you're using the word tag team
in the wrong way there, Dan.

Who wants to place in the bottle?

No, it's okay. You can.

Let's do it. Come on.

I'll be the judge of Cinnabon. Well,
before we play, before we play, I just

want to say thank you, you know,
everyone.

It's awesome meeting you guys. And this
kind of inspired me, and there's a

question I've got to ask you.

Don't scare me.

If he asked me to marry him, what the
hell am I going to say?

What?

Who wants to play spin the bottle?

I'll be the judge of spin the bottle.

Before we play, this inspired me and
there's a question I gotta ask you.

Don't scare me.

What?

Take a shot first.

Will you move in with me?

I'm like,

That's a good question because, you
know, I want our relationship to grow.

So I was really happy.

I honestly think that there might be a
next level to us. And I feel like moving

in is just the start to a new beginning.
So all this weirdness was worth the fact

that I got to ask her to move in with
me. And she said yes.

I got nervous and my pee pee went back
in.

I just want to thank everyone. for
coming. I want to thank everyone for

being open to something new. We're
really grateful for you guys all being

here and supporting us in this. And, you
know, this is like our new naked family.

Wait, wait, wait. We didn't get to see a
really big kiss yet. No, we got to see a

really big kiss.

There we go. Now, you guys ready? Until
next

time, I see you guys.

So, Monet, I've been meaning to ask you.
I'm going to be out in L.A. for a few

more days. I wanted to know if you
wanted to get a drink.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind hanging out.

Okay, so tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow it is.

I am so impressed by this experience.

I just can't wait to see if I can find a
connection with Marcus.

Now that you're away from Steven, do you
feel empowered? I mean, you're single

now, right?

Yeah, I'm single.

Yeah, by myself.

I'm fairly more attractive than Stephen,
so would you like to go on a date with

me? Not that attraction matters. I mean,
that was really fast.

I could say it slower.

Would you like to go on a date with me?
Okay, this might not work.

That might not work.

Oh, well.

Next time.

Surprise, you got me.

Here we are.

Oh, my God. You got us a teepee.

That's cute.

So sexy.

I definitely feel me and Ashley have an
unconditional love for each other. I'm

very grateful for meeting Ashley and
having her in my life. And it's just a

beautiful experience to have with a
beautiful, powerful woman.

Wow, it's like you're entering the womb.
Aww.

I'm excited to move forward with Alika.
I am manifesting a child in my future.

We would have naked painting and running
around naked with my kid.

I always wanted blonde babies.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

Next week, find out how it all began.

On Dating Naked, the lost episode.

Welcome to paradise.

Look at this sexy man. Balls just
hanging out. What did I get myself into?

This is very different than anything
I've ever done.

Do you know what it looks like right
now?

I believe that there is someone out
there for everyone.

Otherwise, I would have thrown in the
cards a long time ago.

Whatever happened to you that you had
sex on the first date with somebody?

No.