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Hi friend.
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Somebody help me!
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Hello, Mr. Moss.
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Are you almost ready?
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Yes sirree, let me just finish
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this little ciggy wiggy
and I'll be right with you.
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Just wondering if you
could do me a favor.
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Would you run out to
the old whimsical wagon
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and grab my canvases for me?
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You got it, Mr. Moss.
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Mr. Moss, here's those
canvases you were looking for.
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Well hi there, Shane.
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You just put those
down anywhere.
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Oopsy poopsy.
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Looks like you got a
little pain on you.
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No no, let me finish this
here. Okay. How's it look?
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You look great, Mr. Moss.
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All right, let's go.
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Let's go take care of that.
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Come on. Come on with me.
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Here you go, young man.
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- Thanks, Mr. Moss.
- No problem.
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Oh, super zoom?
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Okay, I need everybody
to listen up.
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We're gonna be opening
on camera number one.
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That's camera one.
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Everything is right.
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The fuck,
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is Shane fucking around
with Leland again?
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Shane?
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Yes sir.
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Man, how can we run a show
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when you just keep fucking
around with Leland?
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So, what? Are you
one of the stand-ins?
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That's a good look.
Where's your daddy?
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Ha ha. Very funny.
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I spilled paint on my shirt.
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You go ahead and keep
telling yourself that.
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Asshole.
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I mean really,
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ain't nothing like the
smell of a fresh new canvas.
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Absolutely not.
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You ready?
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Let's shoot this puppy.
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We are ready whenever you
are, my merry little buddy.
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Roll tape.
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Hello, and welcome
to episode 235
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of "Painting with Friends."
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I'm Leland Moss
and I sure am happy
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you're joining me once again.
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So grab your paint,
grab your brushes,
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and come along on this
adventure with me, won't you?
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And for all you beautiful
folks following along at home,
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I have this super
neato little title
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that's gonna show
you all the colors
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that I'm painting with today.
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All right, let's get started.
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First, we're gonna get rid
of all this dead space.
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A little loosey goosey there,
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I might have to tighten
that down just a little bit.
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Now, you want to be very
gentle on the canvas, okay?
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No hard strokes.
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Gonna bring this, bring
this right to life, okay?
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So here we go.
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♪ Lately I'm trying
to be tough ♪
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♪ But it is wearing thin ♪
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♪ My halo doesn't match ♪
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♪ My thick skin ♪
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♪ A lover's trust ♪
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♪ If you're in my bed I
feel like you're the one ♪
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♪ But I'm not an angel, angel ♪
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♪ I'm not an angel ♪
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♪ Boy you make me nervous ♪
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Hey skank.
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You scared the hell out of me.
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Yeah, well I need a ride.
Mom needs some more smokes.
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I literally just bought
her two packs this morning.
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You know she gets
to chain smoking
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when she watches that
gay ass painting show.
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I can't believe that
doofus has her convinced
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she's got some
talent or something.
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Well, at least it
keeps her occupied.
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I mean, what else is she
going to do? Come on.
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And I'm not a damn taxi driver.
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And you need to get
your own damn car.
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♪ We're painting with
friends until the end ♪
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Hi friends.
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♪ So glad to see you
again my friend ♪
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♪ Painting will make you ♪
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While y'all are out pick me
up another bucket of chicken.
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I will drive and
Travis will go in.
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I think this is
my best one yet.
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It's
really good, Mama.
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What do
you think Travis?
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Its horrible that we
don't have enough room
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in the house to hang it.
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Now go on now.
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Get mama her smokes.
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Y'all know it helps
with Mama's creativity.
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Well, now we have
our signature on there.
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It sure was a fun one.
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All right friends,
remember, life is a canvas
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and you're the masterpiece.
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So until next time, I'm Leland
Moss. You have a great day.
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Bye-bye now.
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Leland.
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You were great, dude.
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I mean, I think that was
the best episode like ever.
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Yeah, that's 'cause we
have such a great crew
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to make me look so good.
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Oh, you think so?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, pain in my ass.
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What'd you think, Kelly?
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Do you want my honest opinion?
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Please, by all means.
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I think it felt a little flat.
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I think we're gonna have
to call for a re-shoot,
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a little bit less
rushed and scripted.
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Leland?
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Leland, Earth to Leland.
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Hey, you in there buddy?
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I mean, I just want what's
best for the studio, you know?
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I mean, one day I'm gonna
be the director here and
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this might reflect badly on me.
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I didn't go to college for
16 months for mediocrity.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Leland? Why are you,
don't walk away from me.
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You asked for my opinion
and I gave it to you.
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You didn't want it,
you shouldn't ask.
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And I appreciate
your feedback.
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I think we need to
call for a re-shoot.
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That's not necessary.
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We have certain
expectations, this show,
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and I feel this episode did
not meet those expectations.
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My name is on this thing.
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I don't want it floating
around out there.
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I'm gonna have to
demand a re-shoot.
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Now there's not going to be
any re-shoots and that's fine.
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This is horseshit. I didn't
sign up for amateur hour.
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Now there's no
need for potty words.
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You are hired to do a job and
you've done a wonderful job,
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and you should take
pride in that, friend.
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I am not your friend. Do
not call me your friend.
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Enhance your calm.
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Don't patronize me.
This is horseshit.
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What you did you old sumbitch.
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Getting my morning
reps in, one, two, three.
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Shamrock bits.
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My favorite.
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Really?
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Don't you have toilets
to clean or something?
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I'm just coming in for a
little motivation, you know?
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Whoa, take it
easy there, chief.
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Woo wee!
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Fuckin' good, man.
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That just, that
takes me back, man.
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I should still be out
there touring, man.
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Still be out there.
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You know, the, the
drugs wasn't even good
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when I was playing back then.
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I just, I was out on the ground.
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We just, all there
was like a little weed
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and maybe a toot.
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Just a toot hangin' in there.
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They got all kinds of shit now.
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It'd all been different
if I'd had just-
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'82, right? The
showcase in '82.
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- Yes.
- Oh yeah.
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Wait, and Cheetah
Whiskers were there,
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Long-legged Donnie
and the Cleft Palates,
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Little Theresa and the
Fat Bottom Larry's.
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Can you believe it?
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That would've been amazing, man.
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Yeah, you would've
been a big star, right?
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No, I know it.
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I might have to tighten
that down just a little bit.
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Now you want to be very
gentle on the canvas.
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Man, I just don't get it, man.
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Why is this dude with the
hair helmet so popular?
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I mean, chicks love
him. Look at him.
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You know, and we're all,
we're very nice to our friends
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so just treat it real gentle.
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I heard it's 'cause
he's got a massive helmet
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in his pants.
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And for all
you beautiful folks...
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- Shit.
- ...following along at home.
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Well you can ask Polly about
that 'cause she fucked him.
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That's gonna show you
all the colors that-
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She's fucked everybody
in this place but me.
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I've been trying too, man.
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We're on in one, Willy.
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Oranges,
lemons, and grapes.
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I see the fruit [indistinct].
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She took a peek at my balls.
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Silly rabbit.
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What the hell are you
doing back here, Bobby?
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We got to move this set and
get ready for the next show.
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Art.
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Are you back sassing me, boy?
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Hey everyone,
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welcome to Willy Wanker's
Big-Time Fun Show.
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I'm Polly Shanker.
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Hi Polly.
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Are y'all excited
about the show?
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Yeah!
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Me too. What are
we waiting for?
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All right kids,
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here's Willy Wanker!
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I said, here's Willy Wanker.
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Oh no, kids. Where could he be?
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Can you help me yell for him?
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Willy.
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Hey kids, are you ready
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for Willy Wanker's
Big-Time Fun Show?
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Yeah.
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Do you all remember our
good friend Little Wanker?
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Yeah.
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Hi Little Willy.
How have you been?
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I'm great.
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I just got back from
a beautiful service.
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Oh no.
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What happened?
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Well, I smothered
my mom with a pillow.
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I guess I left it
on her too long.
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Well that wasn't very nice.
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You shouldn't have
taken away my bananas.
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Willy, what do we have
to teach the kids today?
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Today kids we're
gonna learn what happens
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when a couple separates and
has to go in front of a judge.
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What's that?
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Can you say alimony?
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Alimony?
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No no, kids. Alimony.
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Alimony is a financial payment
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so the man has to pay a woman
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after they get divorced
for years and years.
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So what did we
learn today, kids?
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Never get married.
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That's right, kids.
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Never get married,
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unless you wanna pay a bitch
money for years and years.
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Son of a bitch, I know what
the fuck I'm talking about.
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Curly headed bastard.
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What the hell?
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I'll go watch porn.
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Piece of shit.
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Are
you the biggest fan
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of "Painting with friends?"
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Now is your time to prove it.
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Mail in a brief letter
and let Leland know
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the Moss is the boss.
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Why didn't anybody tell
me about this contest?
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Win a free ticket-
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When I get back to the
studio I swear to God
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00:22:00,802 --> 00:22:02,838
I'm gonna kill somebody.
258
00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:10,708
Call now,
with Leland.
259
00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:29,520
Hey friend.
260
00:22:29,555 --> 00:22:31,384
You bitch.
261
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:10,699
You have such
vibrant blood, friend.
262
00:23:10,734 --> 00:23:13,012
Let me collect some.
263
00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:23,540
There you go.
264
00:23:50,912 --> 00:23:53,224
I am Fat Eddie, and I just
wanted to remind you folks
265
00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:57,263
that now's a prime time to
call in to win four tickets
266
00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:59,092
to "Painting with Friends."
267
00:23:59,127 --> 00:24:03,338
It's 104.45 The Rocking
Rooster. Who do I got here?
268
00:24:03,372 --> 00:24:05,202
Ella, Ella Lewis.
269
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,859
Ella Lewis. All right.
270
00:24:06,893 --> 00:24:10,000
Looks like you're
the 13th caller.
271
00:24:11,829 --> 00:24:13,313
What's going on?
272
00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:15,661
Ella just won us passes
273
00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:20,355
to see my man live
and in person.
274
00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:25,843
Oh, this old heart can't
take it.
275
00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:27,017
Oh yeah.
276
00:24:28,777 --> 00:24:32,229
Yeah, and I was thinking
since I won five passes,
277
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:36,233
Mama, you, I, along
with Lindsay and Star,
278
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,823
we could really
make a day of it.
279
00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,721
Hippie Skippy.
280
00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:46,174
Now don't get too excited
now, this is once in a lifetime.
281
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:50,040
And you know how much
your mama loves Leland.
282
00:24:50,074 --> 00:24:51,662
I know, I know.
283
00:24:56,356 --> 00:24:58,497
I'm going back to bed.
284
00:25:07,057 --> 00:25:08,610
Oh hey, Lisa.
285
00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:10,060
Oh hey, Charles.
286
00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:11,579
So listen, my friend is here
287
00:25:11,613 --> 00:25:14,409
and she can't even
afford roller skates.
288
00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:17,239
You can hook her up, right?
289
00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:21,450
Oh gee, I don't know if
I'm allowed to do that.
290
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:25,524
Charles, come on, do
this one thing for me.
291
00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:30,667
Remember that one thing I
did for you that one time?
292
00:25:34,256 --> 00:25:38,122
Come on, do this one
little thing for me.
293
00:25:38,157 --> 00:25:40,918
Anything for you, Lisa.
294
00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:42,437
That's right.
295
00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:49,478
You might wanna wash those.
296
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,418
Hey, you sure
Star is here, too.
297
00:25:58,453 --> 00:26:01,318
Bro, I seen
her already, all right?
298
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:02,837
Why the hell are
we in the bathroom?
299
00:26:02,871 --> 00:26:04,321
Because
I'm not seeing my woman
300
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,494
with a full load
on deck, you know?
301
00:26:08,912 --> 00:26:11,328
Damn dude, what
the hell did you eat?
302
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:12,881
Man,
those chili dogs, man.
303
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:17,886
They're just tearing up my
asshole again.
304
00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:20,475
I told you to stay away
from those things man.
305
00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:22,339
No tellin' what they put in 'em.
306
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:24,030
Oh, if
you're the expert man
307
00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:26,964
make yourself useful
and help me out here.
308
00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:27,931
Oh bro,
309
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:32,280
come look at this shit.
310
00:26:32,314 --> 00:26:33,868
Ah man, I don't
wanna see your shit.
311
00:26:33,902 --> 00:26:35,490
Dude, I need
another set of eyes,
312
00:26:35,524 --> 00:26:37,250
or everyone's gonna
think I'm a liar.
313
00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:38,389
Don't be fuckin' weird about it.
314
00:26:38,424 --> 00:26:41,427
Don't be weird. Look at my shit.
315
00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:43,602
Look at it, get a
good look it bro.
316
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,327
Dude, that's gross.
317
00:26:45,362 --> 00:26:47,329
That's a work of art
is what it is, man.
318
00:26:47,364 --> 00:26:50,505
See the peanuts.
- It's bad, dude.
319
00:26:59,894 --> 00:27:02,655
Oh my God. I can't wait
for Roger to get here.
320
00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:06,486
We're gonna have a little
roller derby of our own.
321
00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:08,454
I thought this was
a girl's night out.
322
00:27:08,488 --> 00:27:11,353
Why is he with us at
every get together?
323
00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:14,287
Well, have you seen his dick?
324
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,360
Hopefully Billy
makes it out too.
325
00:27:18,395 --> 00:27:20,431
You really should get
a boyfriend, Ella.
326
00:27:20,466 --> 00:27:22,226
They're hella great.
327
00:27:22,261 --> 00:27:24,815
Gross. Gag me with a spoon.
328
00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:29,095
You know, instead
of gagging on a spoon,
329
00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,407
you could be
330
00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:34,514
gagging on something else.
331
00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,138
Ugh.
332
00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:39,519
Let's talk about something else.
333
00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:43,109
Is it bad if I don't
have a gag reflex?
334
00:27:44,352 --> 00:27:46,216
Ah, anyways,
335
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,045
so I won free passes
336
00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:52,671
to Leland's show, and I
have four other tickets.
337
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,811
Of course my mom, my brother,
338
00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:57,192
and you guys, if
you're interested.
339
00:27:57,227 --> 00:27:58,711
Wait, wait, wait.
340
00:27:58,746 --> 00:28:00,609
Isn't he that sexy guy
who paints pictures?
341
00:28:00,644 --> 00:28:02,370
Yeah, that's him.
342
00:28:02,404 --> 00:28:07,444
Oh my God. I would let him
put paint in my palate any day.
343
00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:11,241
I bet his paintbrush is huge,
if you know what I mean.
344
00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:12,760
Totally.
345
00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:16,522
Geez, that is all
you two think about.
346
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:20,388
So anyways, are you in or out?
347
00:28:20,422 --> 00:28:23,598
And they're also
backstage passes, too.
348
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,807
Well I am totally in.
349
00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:29,949
Yeah, me too.
Sounds radically fun.
350
00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:35,921
How's it going
you bodacious babes?
351
00:28:37,854 --> 00:28:41,892
Aw, you know I had to
smell good for my lady.
352
00:28:43,998 --> 00:28:48,727
So Ella here invited
us all to Leland's show.
353
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,626
She even has backstage passes.
354
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,632
Look, we could sneak
them in the back door.
355
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:59,599
We don't even have to
use any of your tickets.
356
00:28:59,634 --> 00:29:01,809
Come on. It'll be fine.
357
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,676
Okay, sure. Hella cool.
358
00:29:11,163 --> 00:29:14,787
All right, it's a
fuckin' date night.
359
00:29:15,857 --> 00:29:17,376
Everybody gather round.
360
00:29:17,410 --> 00:29:19,792
Watch my motherfucker's moves.
361
00:29:24,038 --> 00:29:27,213
What are you all laughin' at,
almost broke my fuckin' neck.
362
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,056
Hey daddy love,
you got one for me?
363
00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:44,817
Yeah, I got one for
you. Just talked to the dude.
364
00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:47,855
Good. Sounds like a
good hell of a time.
365
00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:49,477
Yeah, but listen.
366
00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:51,720
Some wacko's been killing
off some of the bitches,
367
00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:53,101
so you be careful.
368
00:29:53,136 --> 00:29:54,413
I can't let anything
happen to you.
369
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:55,932
We're here for you.
370
00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:57,554
Okay,
I'm sure I'll be fine.
371
00:29:57,588 --> 00:30:00,868
Well, you're
my number one moneymaker.
372
00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:02,317
You just be sure.
373
00:30:02,352 --> 00:30:05,527
All right. Damn,
stop being so paranoid.
374
00:30:05,562 --> 00:30:06,977
Go to the secret spot,
375
00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:09,152
so that I can keep
an eye on you, okay?
376
00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:11,706
Now, if you would,
hurry the fuck up.
377
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,707
Okay.
378
00:30:12,741 --> 00:30:14,329
Just head on out.
379
00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:16,849
Those dicks ain't gonna fuck
themselves, so hurry up.
380
00:30:16,884 --> 00:30:18,609
Shut fuck the up, god damn.
381
00:30:18,644 --> 00:30:19,852
I just
know how you are.
382
00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,958
Let me finish getting ready.
383
00:30:21,992 --> 00:30:23,269
It'll be another hour.
384
00:30:23,304 --> 00:30:24,995
For
the first minute.
385
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,101
Baby doll, I
just know how you are.
386
00:30:27,135 --> 00:30:28,585
What
are you waiting for?
387
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:29,897
- See ya.
- You're crying now.
388
00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:31,726
All right, bye.
389
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,348
God, what an ass.
390
00:30:36,524 --> 00:30:40,321
I'm taking my good
old time. Fuck him.
391
00:30:43,462 --> 00:30:45,291
Right. That's good.
392
00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:51,988
Oh you're, you're an artist
with a paintbrush yourself.
393
00:30:53,575 --> 00:30:54,611
Okay.
394
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:55,819
All right.
395
00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:58,511
You're making me happy.
396
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,860
Happy!
397
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:04,000
Woo wee!
398
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,904
Can you take me
back in town now?
399
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,664
Oh sure, sure, sure.
400
00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:15,321
Let me just, let me get you
something to clean yourself up.
401
00:31:15,356 --> 00:31:16,288
Shh.
402
00:31:17,427 --> 00:31:20,361
It's no problemo,
blondie. That was good.
403
00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:24,503
I'm all aquiver. My ding
dong's just a twitchin'.
404
00:31:27,816 --> 00:31:31,441
♪ You can start right now ♪
405
00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:46,007
Oh, guess the carpets
do match the drapes.
406
00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:52,600
Hey dude, I was
watching your show.
407
00:31:52,634 --> 00:31:54,671
Why is your palate so small?
408
00:31:58,054 --> 00:31:59,434
Are you there?
409
00:32:04,232 --> 00:32:05,924
This is what they
call a reach around.
410
00:32:26,116 --> 00:32:27,911
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
411
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,396
You're insatiable. Oh gosh.
412
00:32:33,848 --> 00:32:36,678
You give the best head, sweetie.
413
00:33:13,474 --> 00:33:16,649
Hey asshole, I said time's up.
414
00:33:16,684 --> 00:33:20,032
My bitches, they
don't do overtime.
415
00:33:23,863 --> 00:33:25,555
Whoa, oh my God.
416
00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:34,667
You were my best bitch.
417
00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:36,143
Trespassers.
418
00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:57,992
Hey, it ain't cheating
if she's made of plastic.
419
00:35:36,099 --> 00:35:40,552
Bodacious, man. Oh, the
prank to end all pranks.
420
00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:44,590
I don't know, man.
421
00:35:47,593 --> 00:35:50,217
We could get in a
lot trouble for this.
422
00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:51,942
Don't be such a spaz.
423
00:35:51,977 --> 00:35:56,430
It's not like anyone's
gonna know we're in here.
424
00:36:00,537 --> 00:36:02,401
I'm painting with friends.
425
00:36:02,436 --> 00:36:06,405
You wanna see my
masterpiece?
426
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,200
Come on man, live a little.
427
00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:13,378
Fuck, we're never gonna get
to play with this stuff again.
428
00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:18,279
- What the?
- Whoa!
429
00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:20,488
What the hell is that?
430
00:36:21,869 --> 00:36:25,873
It's one of those
fake hands.
431
00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:31,775
Oh, you're in my car.
I'm running my car.
432
00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:35,089
Stop dude, stop thinking
that, that shit looks real.
433
00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:36,194
I know, right?
434
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:38,472
Hey, high five.
435
00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:39,818
Fuck, dude.
436
00:36:41,164 --> 00:36:42,752
That's not even cool man.
437
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:44,512
All this time I thought
you had a down there.
438
00:36:44,547 --> 00:36:45,858
You still do.
439
00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:52,175
I know what to do with this one.
440
00:36:53,866 --> 00:36:58,768
This shall be the greatest
masterpiece in all the land.
441
00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:28,107
Watch this.
442
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:36,254
This week on Placid
Worm Theater,
443
00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:41,397
we examine the masterpiece and
all of its masterful glory.
444
00:37:56,032 --> 00:37:58,690
Man, look at that
beautiful little rabbit.
445
00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,278
Yeah, key word little.
446
00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:03,591
Oh you know you're just
jealous of this beast.
447
00:38:07,837 --> 00:38:10,080
Nobody likes vandals.
448
00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:16,984
Updates on the escaped
inmate that kidnapped
449
00:38:17,018 --> 00:38:18,813
young Joseph Williams,
450
00:38:18,848 --> 00:38:22,127
tomorrow morning at seven
on WJGK Sunrise News.
451
00:38:31,757 --> 00:38:34,104
Well, hey there, sunshine.
452
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:38,246
Sure am glad you could bless
us with your presence today.
453
00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:42,665
And looky here, we're
painting with friends.
454
00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:55,643
Help.
455
00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:57,093
Help me!
456
00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:58,715
He sure
is a [indistinct].
457
00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:08,967
Help!
458
00:39:09,795 --> 00:39:10,934
Help!
459
00:39:17,113 --> 00:39:20,875
We make such beautiful art
I get choked up about it.
460
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,227
You think so too?
461
00:39:56,221 --> 00:39:57,809
Mama, get up.
462
00:39:57,843 --> 00:40:00,018
It's the big day. Get up.
463
00:40:00,052 --> 00:40:01,571
I'm gonna get you some coffee.
464
00:40:01,606 --> 00:40:02,883
I'm gettin' up.
465
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:13,928
♪ I hit the gas on
an empty street ♪
466
00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:18,277
♪ Left behind what bed I made ♪
467
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:23,628
♪ Your boots by the back door ♪
468
00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:29,081
♪ Still turned out like they
were waiting on some treat ♪
469
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:37,124
♪ There's a place where
the black top splits ♪
470
00:40:38,194 --> 00:40:40,058
♪ And the grass
climbs through the ♪
471
00:40:40,092 --> 00:40:43,164
I can't believe
it's really happening.
472
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:46,444
Now I just gotta figure
out what I'm gonna wear.
473
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:50,344
Well, I actually
have a little surprise.
474
00:40:50,378 --> 00:40:54,175
Oh, Ella. You're the
best daughter in the world.
475
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:01,459
Oh, Ella!
476
00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:04,392
I love it so much.
477
00:41:05,773 --> 00:41:07,499
Oh, it's the best.
478
00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:12,677
Now, there is no question
about who his number one fan is.
479
00:41:13,401 --> 00:41:14,955
Not at all, sweetie.
480
00:41:14,989 --> 00:41:17,544
Thank you so much, baby doll.
481
00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:20,201
Now, I need to pick
out a painting.
482
00:41:20,236 --> 00:41:21,962
I narrowed it down to two.
483
00:41:21,996 --> 00:41:26,587
Why don't you come help me
figure out which one to take.
484
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:26,051
♪ Suck it down like a bowl ♪
485
00:43:26,086 --> 00:43:29,607
♪ With the tuna tornado ♪
486
00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:46,416
Oh shit.
487
00:43:56,392 --> 00:43:57,773
Volted Electric.
488
00:43:57,807 --> 00:44:00,741
Hi, yes, this is
Leland Moss again.
489
00:44:02,122 --> 00:44:03,951
My television blew up
490
00:44:05,056 --> 00:44:06,574
and I was just
wondering if you could
491
00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,231
come over here lickity split
492
00:44:08,266 --> 00:44:11,994
and maybe give it another
little, little fixing.
493
00:44:18,241 --> 00:44:19,484
Mm mm.
494
00:44:19,518 --> 00:44:20,830
Cousin Kel's.
495
00:44:35,017 --> 00:44:35,949
Mm.
496
00:44:38,399 --> 00:44:39,538
Mm, good.
497
00:44:41,126 --> 00:44:42,749
Damn, Mama.
498
00:44:42,783 --> 00:44:44,405
You're stinking up the
whole house with that shit.
499
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,512
Watch your mouth,
boy. Get you some.
500
00:44:47,546 --> 00:44:48,996
No, I'm good.
501
00:44:51,550 --> 00:44:53,000
Girls, come on in.
502
00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:56,694
Grab you a plate,
there's a little left.
503
00:44:58,316 --> 00:44:59,627
Oh, come on girls.
504
00:44:59,662 --> 00:45:01,181
Don't y'all want
some of Cousin Kel's
505
00:45:01,215 --> 00:45:03,528
world famous head cheese.
506
00:45:06,186 --> 00:45:07,497
You little bitch.
507
00:45:07,532 --> 00:45:08,844
Y'all calm the
hell down right now.
508
00:45:08,878 --> 00:45:10,604
You know my nerves
are already shot
509
00:45:10,638 --> 00:45:13,296
and it's a big day for me.
510
00:45:13,331 --> 00:45:17,715
Goodness gracious, always
arguin' and fightin'.
511
00:45:23,134 --> 00:45:25,032
Let me see if
I can help you with that.
512
00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:26,793
Let me ask you a question,
can I get tickets to your show?
513
00:45:26,827 --> 00:45:29,243
'cause that turd of an
ex-wife that I have.
514
00:45:29,278 --> 00:45:30,244
This is working.
515
00:45:30,279 --> 00:45:32,074
Okay, there you go.
516
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:04,900
It really does
do the body good.
517
00:46:07,247 --> 00:46:08,904
That's good stuff.
518
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,158
Well, that was an
interesting conversation.
519
00:46:23,263 --> 00:46:24,782
Well?
520
00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:26,128
Roger's mom said she
thought he stayed over
521
00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:28,095
at Billy's last
night, and get this.
522
00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:31,443
Apparently he's never
talked about me. Not once.
523
00:46:31,478 --> 00:46:33,204
Hey, baby?
524
00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:35,275
Yes, mama?
525
00:46:36,863 --> 00:46:40,142
Ella baby, can you
come here for a second
526
00:46:40,176 --> 00:46:41,626
Coming, Mama.
527
00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:43,386
Sorry guys.
528
00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:49,289
Oh Ella baby, can you help me?
529
00:46:49,323 --> 00:46:52,395
That souse done gave
me the diarrhea.
530
00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:54,950
Can you grab them
lights over there
531
00:46:54,984 --> 00:46:56,641
and help clean me up a bit?
532
00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:59,195
I gotta be fresh for Leland.
533
00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:00,196
Yes, mother.
534
00:47:36,163 --> 00:47:41,065
In the name of [foreign
name] I command you.
535
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:48,969
Hi friend.
536
00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:06,676
Shane, get your ass in here.
537
00:48:06,711 --> 00:48:08,506
That is Bobby's job.
538
00:48:09,817 --> 00:48:10,991
Yes, sir.
539
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,476
Where is Leland?
540
00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:17,515
We are two hours behind
schedule. Go get him.
541
00:48:17,549 --> 00:48:20,069
Mr. Moss really doesn't
like to be rushed.
542
00:48:20,104 --> 00:48:22,002
Go fucking get him now!
543
00:48:22,037 --> 00:48:23,038
I'm on it.
544
00:48:27,456 --> 00:48:28,388
Come on.
545
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,081
My oh my.
546
00:48:33,496 --> 00:48:35,257
It sure is hot in here.
547
00:48:35,291 --> 00:48:38,950
You would think they could
crank up the AC or something.
548
00:48:38,985 --> 00:48:40,331
I know it.
549
00:48:40,365 --> 00:48:42,609
Ms. Lewis, how's
your painting coming?
550
00:48:42,643 --> 00:48:45,163
It's coming along real good.
551
00:48:45,198 --> 00:48:47,717
You know, in a couple
years I might be able
552
00:48:47,752 --> 00:48:49,996
to even host my own show.
553
00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:54,276
Maybe me and Leland and
can run a show together.
554
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,762
Stranger things have happened.
555
00:48:57,796 --> 00:48:59,453
What's that supposed to?
556
00:49:04,044 --> 00:49:05,908
Lord have mercy.
557
00:49:14,848 --> 00:49:16,056
Baby doll.
558
00:49:16,091 --> 00:49:17,264
Help me up.
559
00:49:19,818 --> 00:49:21,475
I hope you weren't
waiting around too long.
560
00:49:21,510 --> 00:49:25,203
Oh Lord, no. I'd wait
around any time for you.
561
00:49:25,238 --> 00:49:26,860
Aren't you a sweet lady?
562
00:49:26,894 --> 00:49:29,449
Ella baby, get my painting.
563
00:49:29,483 --> 00:49:32,624
I've been practicing.
What do you think?
564
00:49:32,659 --> 00:49:34,074
Would you look at that?
565
00:49:34,109 --> 00:49:36,559
Great separation
here. Mighty fine.
566
00:49:36,594 --> 00:49:40,874
Well, thank you so much.
You just made my day.
567
00:49:40,908 --> 00:49:43,842
No problem, friend.
568
00:49:43,877 --> 00:49:45,016
Okay, I'm just gonna-
569
00:49:45,051 --> 00:49:46,397
Wait, I made you something.
570
00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:47,812
Baby.
571
00:49:47,846 --> 00:49:49,262
Are you hungry?
572
00:49:49,296 --> 00:49:51,436
- I'm famished.
- Good.
573
00:49:55,199 --> 00:49:56,372
Well, well.
574
00:49:57,684 --> 00:50:01,412
Mm mm, that smells
righteous. Did you make this?
575
00:50:01,446 --> 00:50:05,002
I did. It's my
own special recipe.
576
00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:07,556
Let's try a good bite here.
577
00:50:07,590 --> 00:50:09,109
Mm mm, mm mm mm.
578
00:50:10,524 --> 00:50:14,873
Oh, my land that tastes just
like grandma used to make.
579
00:50:14,908 --> 00:50:16,289
You know what, sweet lady?
580
00:50:16,323 --> 00:50:17,773
You know what I'm
gonna do for you?
581
00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,430
I'm gonna put you right
in the front row today.
582
00:50:19,464 --> 00:50:22,605
Oh, you just warmed
this lady's heart.
583
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,608
It's the least
I can do. Shane?
584
00:50:25,643 --> 00:50:26,575
Oh hey,
585
00:50:28,301 --> 00:50:30,096
he's such a good boy.
586
00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:31,752
Would you be a peach and just
put that in the refrigerator?
587
00:50:31,787 --> 00:50:33,892
- Oh, you got it, Mr. Moss.
- Thank you.
588
00:50:33,927 --> 00:50:35,929
Okay, then you just
enjoy the show. Okay?
589
00:50:35,963 --> 00:50:38,552
Oh, we most certainly will.
590
00:50:39,312 --> 00:50:40,830
Okay, bye-bye.
591
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,080
See you in there.
592
00:50:49,908 --> 00:50:51,358
Enjoy the show.
593
00:51:57,769 --> 00:52:00,876
Hey there, little
fella. You lost?
594
00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,741
Hey, Leland.
595
00:52:03,775 --> 00:52:07,745
Oh, yeah, my mom won
that stupid radio contest
596
00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:11,335
and had to use
the bathroom, and-
597
00:52:11,369 --> 00:52:12,853
Don't worry about it.
598
00:52:12,888 --> 00:52:14,269
Old Leland will take
care of you. Come on.
599
00:52:14,303 --> 00:52:15,925
Come on with me.
600
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,897
Red sure is a booger to get out.
601
00:52:27,730 --> 00:52:30,008
Boy, what in the
hell happened to you?
602
00:52:30,043 --> 00:52:34,461
Don't want to talk
fuckin' about it right now.
603
00:52:35,462 --> 00:52:37,050
Nice look, bro.
604
00:52:38,603 --> 00:52:41,744
That's hot. I
like a man in pink.
605
00:52:55,896 --> 00:52:57,795
Lord have mercy,
would you look at this
606
00:52:57,829 --> 00:53:00,418
fantastic studio audience?
607
00:53:01,592 --> 00:53:03,525
And I'm so happy you
could join us today
608
00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:05,596
on this very, very
special episode
609
00:53:05,630 --> 00:53:06,769
of "Painting with Friends,"
610
00:53:06,804 --> 00:53:08,668
and I'd like to take this time
611
00:53:08,702 --> 00:53:12,879
to welcome my very special
friend, a sweet, sweet lady,
612
00:53:12,913 --> 00:53:16,469
Miss Darlene and her
beautiful family and friends.
613
00:53:16,503 --> 00:53:19,472
And I'm just so grateful that
you could all be here today
614
00:53:19,506 --> 00:53:21,543
to join us on this episode,
615
00:53:21,577 --> 00:53:23,959
and I hope you enjoy the show.
616
00:53:31,104 --> 00:53:34,107
And welcome to another episode
of "Painting with Friends."
617
00:53:34,141 --> 00:53:35,902
I'm Leland Moss,
618
00:53:35,936 --> 00:53:38,939
and today we're gonna paint
the majestic rocky mountains,
619
00:53:38,974 --> 00:53:42,253
which I so fondly remember
from my childhood,
620
00:53:42,288 --> 00:53:44,324
had so many great times there.
621
00:53:44,359 --> 00:53:47,845
So today we're gonna start at
the foothills of the mountains
622
00:53:47,879 --> 00:53:51,262
and we're gonna put some
nice little body of water.
623
00:53:51,297 --> 00:53:56,681
We're gonna mix a little bit
of our bright blues here and
624
00:53:58,131 --> 00:54:01,790
what you wanna do is you just
wanna paint straight down,
625
00:54:02,342 --> 00:54:03,930
just nice, good,
626
00:54:03,964 --> 00:54:06,173
vibrant colors right now.
627
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:09,280
If you don't want water,
you can put a nice little
628
00:54:09,315 --> 00:54:10,868
tuft of grass.
629
00:54:10,902 --> 00:54:12,525
I remember my time
on these waters
630
00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:15,079
with my family.
631
00:54:15,113 --> 00:54:16,770
Such great fun,
632
00:54:16,805 --> 00:54:20,981
fishin' and swimmin',
catching turtles and frogs.
633
00:54:22,535 --> 00:54:26,021
Okay, now that we've got the
body of water taken care of,
634
00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:29,887
let's move right along into
this little plateau right here
635
00:54:29,921 --> 00:54:33,062
and really get our
mountains started.
636
00:54:33,097 --> 00:54:35,030
Are you okay, Mama?
637
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:38,585
Get in there and
make those shadows pop, okay?
638
00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:41,174
We just wanna see
this and gaze at it
639
00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:43,176
in all its glory.
640
00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:45,799
Okay, so we'll just mix
a little bit of brown
641
00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:48,215
and a little bit of black.
642
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,253
Really dig in there.
643
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,668
Just get right in
the middle there,
644
00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:54,843
and just kind of dig in there,
645
00:54:54,877 --> 00:54:55,844
making shadows.
- Are you
646
00:54:55,878 --> 00:54:57,259
okay Mama [indistinct]?
647
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,641
- Just come alive.
- I'm fine. Hush.
648
00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:00,676
Let me see.
649
00:55:00,711 --> 00:55:02,195
Nice little brown.
650
00:55:02,229 --> 00:55:03,369
- Okay [indistinct].
- Now we want to take
651
00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:05,371
a little bit more brown,
652
00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:08,166
swirl it up in there.
653
00:55:08,201 --> 00:55:11,273
Just dig right
into that crevice.
654
00:55:14,759 --> 00:55:16,761
Ms. Harris, you
don't look so hot.
655
00:55:16,796 --> 00:55:18,591
Are you sure you're good?
656
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,076
Leave me be, leave me be.
657
00:55:22,491 --> 00:55:24,597
It's like we're spreading
those mountains apart, you know?
658
00:55:24,631 --> 00:55:25,874
And make those shadows
659
00:55:25,908 --> 00:55:27,565
part, okay?
660
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,845
We just wanna see this and
gaze at it in all its glory.
661
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,434
Okay, so we'll just mix
a little bit of brown
662
00:55:34,469 --> 00:55:39,336
and little bit of black
and kind of dig in there,
663
00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:42,718
make these shadows
just come alive.
664
00:55:48,068 --> 00:55:50,174
A little
brown oozing right there.
665
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,417
We can fix that.
666
00:56:02,807 --> 00:56:04,947
Goddammit, cut.
667
00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:04,075
This is it.
668
00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,768
This is it.
669
00:57:18,573 --> 00:57:19,470
It's mine.
670
00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:21,438
It's mine
671
00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:27,340
Now now. Sticky fingers.
672
00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:37,246
Well, that was embarrassing.
673
00:57:37,281 --> 00:57:39,179
Yeah. I should have
known not to let her
674
00:57:39,214 --> 00:57:40,284
eat that souse meat.
675
00:57:40,318 --> 00:57:41,699
This happens every time.
676
00:57:43,529 --> 00:57:46,014
Yeah, I think she needs to
be permanently banned from it.
677
00:57:46,048 --> 00:57:47,912
That's not funny, you guys.
678
00:57:47,947 --> 00:57:49,535
Not funny?
679
00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:52,089
Come on, we're the laughing
stalks is the town now.
680
00:57:52,123 --> 00:57:53,262
I mean, didn't you
guys see everybody
681
00:57:53,297 --> 00:57:56,093
pointing and laughing at us?
682
00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:57,784
Sorry guys.
683
00:57:57,819 --> 00:57:59,476
I won't invite you to
anything mom will be at again.
684
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,685
Great. You know
what, I'm sorry.
685
00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:03,341
I just need to go
get some fresh air.
686
00:58:03,376 --> 00:58:05,309
You guys wanna come with me?
687
00:58:05,343 --> 00:58:07,553
No, I'm gonna stay here and
wait for Mama to come out.
688
00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:10,935
Hey, great deal.
What about you, Star?
689
00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:13,973
I can stay with
you if you want.
690
00:58:14,007 --> 00:58:15,768
Nah, it'll be fine.
691
00:58:15,802 --> 00:58:19,461
I'll catch up with
you in a little bit.
692
00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:38,687
Are you almost done? I think
the girls are ready to go home.
693
00:58:38,722 --> 00:58:43,278
But I sure am sorry
I ruined your surprise for me.
694
00:58:43,312 --> 00:58:44,762
Things happen sometimes.
695
00:58:44,797 --> 00:58:46,833
All that matters is
that you're okay.
696
00:58:46,868 --> 00:58:48,421
You go on
out to your friends,
697
00:58:48,455 --> 00:58:50,319
and see if you can
find your brother.
698
00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:01,296
Hey there, sticky fingers.
699
00:59:03,194 --> 00:59:06,543
Leland, Leland,
what are you doing?
700
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:09,925
I'm your biggest fan.
701
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,134
I sure do appreciate that.
702
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:14,792
But.
703
00:59:21,799 --> 00:59:25,285
Leland no, you gotta
be fucking kidding me.
704
00:59:33,949 --> 00:59:34,881
Woo wee.
705
00:59:44,477 --> 00:59:47,273
Welcome to the fan club, friend.
706
01:00:00,182 --> 01:00:01,770
Hey, what's up brother?
707
01:00:01,805 --> 01:00:05,394
Hey he, he told me to
have you clean this shit up.
708
01:00:05,429 --> 01:00:09,053
Clean this shit?
What the shit?
709
01:00:09,088 --> 01:00:11,400
Hey, hey Lester. Hey man.
710
01:00:12,574 --> 01:00:14,680
They wanted you to clean
up all this shit, man.
711
01:00:14,714 --> 01:00:17,337
They said get it done pretty
quick, we gotta get outta here.
712
01:00:17,372 --> 01:00:20,651
Listen to me, you
big bearded bastard.
713
01:00:20,686 --> 01:00:24,724
I've been in this business
for like 30 years.
714
01:00:26,070 --> 01:00:27,658
Yeah, 30 years.
715
01:00:27,693 --> 01:00:31,455
And I'm not gonna
allow some asshole
716
01:00:31,489 --> 01:00:33,388
to tell me what to do.
717
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:36,633
Come on, man. I
got a bad stomach.
718
01:00:37,703 --> 01:00:40,050
This thing is
sensitive and bad? No.
719
01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:41,672
Mm hm.
720
01:00:41,707 --> 01:00:43,053
Well it wasn't weak when
you were scarfing down
721
01:00:43,087 --> 01:00:45,020
all those chili dogs at lunch.
722
01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:46,435
Man, first off,
723
01:00:46,470 --> 01:00:48,990
vegan hot dogs, vegan chili.
724
01:00:50,129 --> 01:00:52,545
Come on, I'll see you at home.
725
01:00:52,579 --> 01:00:54,927
♪ Mountain juice,
mountain juice ♪
726
01:00:54,961 --> 01:00:57,515
♪ Know my baby loves
mountain juice ♪
727
01:00:57,550 --> 01:01:02,762
♪ My baby, she
loves that juice ♪
728
01:01:04,177 --> 01:01:07,146
♪ Yeah, my baby baby, she
loves to suckle my juice ♪
729
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:08,665
And you know, if I'd played that
730
01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:10,632
in that showcase in '82 man,
731
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,220
I wouldn't even be here.
732
01:01:12,254 --> 01:01:16,224
I'd be out there living it
up with my soulmate man,
733
01:01:16,258 --> 01:01:18,605
shaved bush and everything.
734
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,470
It just, instead of
looking at all this shit.
735
01:01:21,505 --> 01:01:23,438
Suck it up, buttercup.
736
01:01:23,472 --> 01:01:25,405
Can you dig that?
737
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,304
I dig it man.
738
01:01:27,338 --> 01:01:29,340
I don't like it, but I dig it.
739
01:01:31,757 --> 01:01:34,138
♪ Mountain juice,
mountain juice ♪
740
01:01:34,173 --> 01:01:36,727
♪ Mountain juice
oh mountain juice ♪
741
01:01:36,762 --> 01:01:38,902
♪ Yeah [indistinct] ♪
742
01:01:38,936 --> 01:01:41,663
How do get shit this high?
743
01:01:44,321 --> 01:01:46,392
Hey Leland, man.
744
01:01:46,426 --> 01:01:47,773
Hey, Daddy O.
745
01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:49,222
Dude, you think
there's any way
746
01:01:49,257 --> 01:01:52,812
we could salvage any
of this shit show?
747
01:01:52,847 --> 01:01:54,676
I mean, never in all my time
748
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,714
have I ever seen shit like this.
749
01:01:58,991 --> 01:02:00,647
Have you seen that
Darlene and her sweet kids?
750
01:02:00,682 --> 01:02:01,994
'Cause I'd sure
like to thank her
751
01:02:02,028 --> 01:02:04,755
for that scrumptious
pie she made me.
752
01:02:04,790 --> 01:02:06,550
Oh little buddy, you
don't gotta worry about them
753
01:02:06,584 --> 01:02:08,759
'cause they done split.
754
01:02:10,588 --> 01:02:13,937
- That's a drag.
- Yeah, it's a goddamn drag.
755
01:02:13,971 --> 01:02:19,183
Well, I guess I'll go clean
up this goddamn shit show.
756
01:02:23,222 --> 01:02:24,637
Later, my man.
757
01:02:34,992 --> 01:02:35,890
Damn.
758
01:02:59,672 --> 01:03:01,398
- Hey partner.
- Leland?
759
01:03:01,432 --> 01:03:03,572
What are you doing man?
760
01:03:03,607 --> 01:03:04,746
Well,
761
01:03:06,023 --> 01:03:07,991
you know friend, I think
it's time to strip you down
762
01:03:08,025 --> 01:03:10,614
and make you a fresh canvas.
763
01:03:10,648 --> 01:03:15,515
My kids watch you. What
are you doing?
764
01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:16,931
Oh Leland why!
765
01:03:25,491 --> 01:03:29,633
Leland please no!
766
01:04:32,765 --> 01:04:34,249
Well hey, sleepy head.
767
01:04:34,284 --> 01:04:37,252
Remember friend life is a canvas
768
01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:41,118
and you're the masterpiece.
769
01:04:58,515 --> 01:05:02,484
You can never make
another first impression.
770
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,764
Look at that,
right shade of red.
771
01:05:09,491 --> 01:05:12,529
Van Gogh ain't
got nothin' on me.
772
01:05:14,255 --> 01:05:15,187
Yeah,
773
01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:19,294
you're doing a
wonderful job, friend.
774
01:05:30,374 --> 01:05:33,101
Leland, are you still here?
775
01:05:33,136 --> 01:05:35,172
Is anyone still here?
776
01:05:39,211 --> 01:05:41,454
Leland, is that you?
777
01:05:44,561 --> 01:05:48,875
Leland hon, I can hear
you, but I can't see you.
778
01:05:52,879 --> 01:05:53,984
My, my!
779
01:05:56,055 --> 01:05:58,437
That texture is fantastic.
780
01:06:00,301 --> 01:06:03,200
I wish I could paint like that.
781
01:06:08,619 --> 01:06:12,589
Leland, I can hear you,
but I can't see you.
782
01:06:15,799 --> 01:06:17,697
Where is that boy of mine?
783
01:06:24,704 --> 01:06:27,466
In the
futuristic world of 2022,
784
01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:30,607
the streets are filled
with anarchy and chaos.
785
01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:34,231
A vigilante with nothing-
786
01:06:34,266 --> 01:06:37,096
No luck. I called
Aunt Linda and Mildred.
787
01:06:37,131 --> 01:06:39,719
I don't know who else to call.
788
01:06:39,754 --> 01:06:41,618
I think she went
home with Leland.
789
01:06:41,652 --> 01:06:44,241
It seemed like he was being
awfully nice to your Mama.
790
01:06:44,276 --> 01:06:46,036
I think he was
trying to hook up.
791
01:06:46,071 --> 01:06:48,901
Oh my God, I
totally saw it, too.
792
01:06:48,935 --> 01:06:52,767
Come on. What could
Leland possibly see in mom?
793
01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:58,014
I get she's our mom and all
but, come on guys, seriously.
794
01:06:59,153 --> 01:07:00,844
Mom wouldn't have
just bailed on us
795
01:07:00,878 --> 01:07:03,916
without saying something,
that's not like her at all.
796
01:07:03,950 --> 01:07:06,539
Maybe we can try to find
out where Leland lives,
797
01:07:06,574 --> 01:07:09,025
see if they snuck off
together or something.
798
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:11,337
You could check
the phone book.
799
01:07:18,931 --> 01:07:22,141
It must be an unlisted number.
800
01:07:22,176 --> 01:07:23,936
In mom's room,
801
01:07:23,970 --> 01:07:26,007
she's got those clippings of
Leland that she always saved.
802
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,182
Why don't we check there?
803
01:07:28,216 --> 01:07:30,184
That's actually
a really good idea
804
01:07:30,218 --> 01:07:32,048
coming from somebody like you.
805
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,395
Yeah, you mean there's
something in that skull of yours
806
01:07:34,429 --> 01:07:37,467
besides cobwebs
and dirty thoughts?
807
01:07:37,501 --> 01:07:39,779
Mainly dirty thoughts
about you baby.
808
01:07:39,814 --> 01:07:41,678
Oh look, here's one
of 'em right there.
809
01:07:41,712 --> 01:07:44,888
Absolutely not.
Grody to the max.
810
01:07:58,350 --> 01:08:00,455
Leland, is that you?
811
01:08:01,215 --> 01:08:03,079
Where, where am I?
812
01:08:03,113 --> 01:08:05,426
What are you doing to me?
813
01:08:06,323 --> 01:08:08,256
Well, hey there, sweet lady.
814
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:10,086
Did you enjoy your nap?
815
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,743
Where's Ella and Travis?
816
01:08:12,778 --> 01:08:14,883
I was more interested
in my time with you.
817
01:08:14,918 --> 01:08:18,749
But why? Why are you
being so mean to me?
818
01:08:18,784 --> 01:08:22,960
I'm your biggest fan, and
I'm gonna cook for you.
819
01:08:22,995 --> 01:08:25,756
I truly do, I appreciate
you and all my fans,
820
01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:30,106
but there's some things you
don't do without consequence.
821
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,004
What do you mean?
822
01:08:32,038 --> 01:08:34,489
Your flatulence, Darlene.
823
01:08:35,939 --> 01:08:38,942
Something unholy spilled from
those cheeks in my studio,
824
01:08:38,976 --> 01:08:40,909
and I know it was you.
825
01:08:42,980 --> 01:08:44,223
I'm sorry.
826
01:08:45,224 --> 01:08:49,401
It was the souse.
827
01:08:49,435 --> 01:08:51,610
It really broke
my concentration.
828
01:08:51,644 --> 01:08:53,267
That painting was set
to be the best ever
829
01:08:53,301 --> 01:08:55,993
and all I could
really think about was
830
01:08:56,028 --> 01:08:59,825
getting that putrid
smell outta my nostrils.
831
01:08:59,859 --> 01:09:04,347
I know it was bad, but
is it worth all this?
832
01:09:04,381 --> 01:09:07,833
Well, sweet cheeks, my
art is everything to me.
833
01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:12,286
It's the reason I breathe,
and without it I'm nothing.
834
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,425
Please.
835
01:09:14,667 --> 01:09:16,807
Do you know I was a
lonely child, Darlene.
836
01:09:16,842 --> 01:09:20,086
My parents were ashamed of me.
837
01:09:20,121 --> 01:09:21,502
My dad wanted me to play ball,
838
01:09:21,536 --> 01:09:23,400
but I was just too
small and scrawny
839
01:09:23,435 --> 01:09:26,955
and I really didn't
have any interests.
840
01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:30,200
Kids at school teased
me because of my hair.
841
01:09:30,235 --> 01:09:31,063
Please.
842
01:09:32,754 --> 01:09:34,377
It wasn't until
third grade art class
843
01:09:34,411 --> 01:09:36,482
that something really clicked.
844
01:09:36,517 --> 01:09:38,346
Art was my escape.
845
01:09:39,554 --> 01:09:41,384
And then in college I
found a book that really
846
01:09:41,418 --> 01:09:43,075
took my art to the next level
847
01:09:43,109 --> 01:09:47,044
and just opened up a whole
new world to me, Darlene.
848
01:09:47,079 --> 01:09:51,635
And now you get to be a part
of that world for all eternity.
849
01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:54,569
Do you understand anything
I'm saying, Darlene?
850
01:09:54,604 --> 01:09:57,538
Why does it have
anything to do with me?
851
01:09:57,572 --> 01:09:59,747
I just want to go home.
852
01:10:04,786 --> 01:10:07,410
What are you gonna
do with that thing?
853
01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:09,032
Please let me go.
854
01:10:12,035 --> 01:10:16,246
We're just here to teach you
a little respect, Darlene.
855
01:10:16,281 --> 01:10:17,213
You know?
856
01:10:18,593 --> 01:10:21,320
Do you know what they say?
857
01:10:21,355 --> 01:10:23,598
First cut's the deepest.
858
01:10:36,577 --> 01:10:39,545
Darlene, would you look at that?
859
01:10:40,995 --> 01:10:46,034
You have all the cavity colors
of a merry little rainbow.
860
01:10:47,070 --> 01:10:49,762
We're gonna make
beautiful art together.
861
01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,233
Look at this article.
862
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,062
It talks about when he first
moved here to do the show.
863
01:11:14,097 --> 01:11:17,134
He's in front of his
house in this picture.
864
01:11:17,169 --> 01:11:19,413
I know that house,
it's on Henry Street.
865
01:11:19,447 --> 01:11:22,139
I drive by it almost every day.
866
01:11:22,174 --> 01:11:25,108
I mean, it's gotta
be worth a shot.
867
01:11:27,662 --> 01:11:31,045
It's the only lead
we have, let's go.
868
01:11:35,636 --> 01:11:37,500
Hey, I got shotgun.
869
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:44,334
Yeah, this is the house.
870
01:11:50,996 --> 01:11:52,273
Did y'all hear that?
871
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,344
Could have sworn
I heard screaming.
872
01:11:54,379 --> 01:11:56,657
It was probably just a
cat or something. Come on.
873
01:11:56,691 --> 01:11:59,038
This place looks pretty dead.
874
01:11:59,073 --> 01:12:00,523
No, I think you're right.
875
01:12:00,557 --> 01:12:02,766
That was definitely a screen.
876
01:12:12,673 --> 01:12:13,708
Gonna go around back.
877
01:12:13,743 --> 01:12:15,158
I'll come with you.
878
01:12:15,192 --> 01:12:16,297
Okay.
879
01:12:37,905 --> 01:12:40,735
Maybe there's
one around there.
880
01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:53,196
Something is wrong,
we have to get in there.
881
01:12:53,230 --> 01:12:54,784
Look around, there
has to be something
882
01:12:54,818 --> 01:12:57,959
we can use to break the glass.
883
01:12:57,994 --> 01:13:00,445
Wait, wait. I have an idea.
884
01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:03,517
What are you
gonna do with that?
885
01:13:03,551 --> 01:13:05,001
I don't think that's
gonna break the glass.
886
01:13:05,035 --> 01:13:06,485
Ever seen MacGyver?
887
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,969
No.
888
01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:11,628
Well, luckily for you,
I've seen every season.
889
01:13:11,663 --> 01:13:13,181
Okay.
890
01:13:13,216 --> 01:13:15,011
Have a little faith.
891
01:13:55,396 --> 01:13:56,742
Oh my god.
892
01:14:01,954 --> 01:14:04,129
Here, give me a hand.
893
01:14:06,752 --> 01:14:09,065
Hey, this one's unlocked.
894
01:14:19,075 --> 01:14:21,008
Do you see your mama in there?
895
01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:23,666
Mama, are you in here?
896
01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:25,081
Son of a bitch.
897
01:14:25,115 --> 01:14:27,670
Now now friend, no peeking.
898
01:14:30,155 --> 01:14:34,297
Travis, let go!
899
01:14:35,125 --> 01:14:37,714
Travis, let go. What the fuck?
900
01:14:40,199 --> 01:14:42,857
That's what I
call window pain.
901
01:15:56,241 --> 01:15:58,795
Oh my god. What is that smell?
902
01:15:58,830 --> 01:16:00,659
Smells like death.
903
01:16:25,546 --> 01:16:27,513
Things are about to get dicey.
904
01:16:27,548 --> 01:16:29,792
You have any last words?
905
01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:34,106
Oh fuck you, you
curly-headed freak.
906
01:16:36,281 --> 01:16:38,559
That wasn't very nice.
907
01:16:39,353 --> 01:16:41,976
You're about to meet Jesus.
908
01:16:49,915 --> 01:16:51,572
Your ass is grass.
909
01:17:45,212 --> 01:17:49,388
What the hell does
he even keep down here?
910
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,840
Can we use your lighter?
911
01:18:10,444 --> 01:18:12,377
What is this stuff?
912
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,003
Mama? Are you down here?
913
01:18:19,315 --> 01:18:22,490
Look, I don't think
she's down here. Let's go.
914
01:18:22,525 --> 01:18:24,147
I have to check
this other room.
915
01:18:24,182 --> 01:18:26,805
Well, I have to go home.
916
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,565
Look, I love your mom too,
917
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,707
but we can't help her
if we're stuck inside.
918
01:18:36,401 --> 01:18:39,093
- Oh my God.
- What's that smell?
919
01:18:40,854 --> 01:18:44,167
I don't know, and I
really don't wanna find out.
920
01:18:51,105 --> 01:18:52,210
I need to go.
921
01:18:56,076 --> 01:18:57,008
Mama!
922
01:19:00,114 --> 01:19:01,046
Mama!
923
01:19:28,867 --> 01:19:30,973
We have to go, Ella.
924
01:19:32,146 --> 01:19:35,771
Ella, come on. You know
we have to get out here.
925
01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:37,289
There's nothing we can do.
926
01:19:37,324 --> 01:19:40,948
We have to get out
of here. We have to.
927
01:19:45,263 --> 01:19:47,541
Ella. Ella, come on.
928
01:20:19,711 --> 01:20:21,817
Olly olly oxen free.
929
01:20:39,489 --> 01:20:40,801
Little lady.
930
01:20:47,773 --> 01:20:50,017
Stop fighting. No, nope.
931
01:20:50,949 --> 01:20:52,848
Night, night night.
932
01:20:55,678 --> 01:20:56,817
Good girl.
933
01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:59,647
You think so too?
934
01:21:16,423 --> 01:21:20,185
Old Leland brought
you some sweet meat.
935
01:22:03,746 --> 01:22:05,472
Lindsay, wake up.
936
01:22:06,438 --> 01:22:07,370
Lindsay!
937
01:22:10,339 --> 01:22:12,651
Oh you naughty bitches.
938
01:22:13,998 --> 01:22:16,586
Oh, you done messed up now.
939
01:22:22,282 --> 01:22:24,525
You know like I met you.
940
01:22:25,802 --> 01:22:27,252
Oh you bitches.
941
01:22:31,532 --> 01:22:32,464
Oh no.
942
01:22:56,764 --> 01:22:58,249
Join me friends.
943
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:04,082
Go to hell, you
curly-headed freak.
944
01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,300
It's over.
945
01:24:17,328 --> 01:24:20,193
♪ You'll be tired and run away ♪
946
01:24:20,227 --> 01:24:25,060
♪ But there ain't
no light of day ♪
947
01:24:25,094 --> 01:24:28,304
♪ So why do you run away ♪
948
01:24:28,339 --> 01:24:32,929
♪ When you know you'll
come back to me ♪
949
01:24:32,964 --> 01:24:37,002
♪ Run run run away ♪
950
01:24:37,037 --> 01:24:40,937
♪ Run run run away ♪
951
01:24:40,972 --> 01:24:43,906
♪ Run run run away ♪
952
01:24:43,940 --> 01:24:48,669
♪ 'Cause there ain't
no light of day ♪
953
01:24:48,704 --> 01:24:52,535
♪ 'Cause you're
never coming back ♪
954
01:24:52,570 --> 01:24:56,850
♪ And you're never coming back ♪
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