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Do you need help?
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Do you need help?
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Do you need help? Do you need help?
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Do you need help?
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Do you need help?
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Do you need help?
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Do you need help? Do you need help?
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Do you need
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help?
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Maria has spoken Swedish.
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It's in Sweden.
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Do you mean it?
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Wonderful!
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Finally on vacation together.
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And as we have always talked about. We
don't have money to travel further away.
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We are unemployed.
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But have you sent our applications for a
model job?
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I sent it to our producer in Sweden.
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What? What do you mean?
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Have you... It's a pig producer.
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That I'm going to be like a pig star.
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Have you gone crazy?
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Why not?
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It's well paid.
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And you get a lot of sex.
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It seems to me to be a perfect job.
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Maybe as good as it.
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Why not?
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I wrote that we were going on a semester
in Sweden. But it never sounded like it,
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unfortunately.
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Maybe just as good.
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Semester after semester as backpackers.
So we get to experience Sweden on a
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cross-country level.
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And maybe the Swedish people we hear so
much about in
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many places.
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This is probably an exaggerated rumour.
Swedes can't be cuter than we Finns.
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Something like that you never see in
Finland.
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That can't be true.
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Svenska e-kvotare evi finna.
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Thank you.
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I have at least never seen any finnish
women who have seen something like this.
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Weird. But wonderful.
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This seems to be a fantastic holiday.
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Oh, that looks beautiful.
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I didn't do it.
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that I haven't had anything for several
weeks.
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So long.
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I was at least attacked by Kari last
week.
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So, you still meet?
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Yes, some single time.
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But he is too boring in bed, so I don't
think it will be several times.
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Let's give it a new cue.
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You and Milla, we'll travel to the tent
further away so we can have some peace
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and quiet.
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I don't want to.
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Don't have screaming children in your
family.
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No.
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Oh.
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Milla, what are you doing?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry.
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I couldn't help it.
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I was so good after what we said earlier
today.
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And unfortunately, I broke up before I
could come.
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I'm actually pretty good myself.
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So, vi kanske ska göra så som vi gjorde
tidigare innan vi skapade pojkvänner.
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Du menar att vi ska ha sex varandra?
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Ja, för mig att du gillade det en gång i
tiden.
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You're going to need some.
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No, I think it's too cold to swim here.
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Let's try camping.
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Good idea, let's do that.
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So you're not going to stay here, are
you?
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No, not in an open swimming pool.
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Bathing?
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You can't have sex in front of all the
bathing guests.
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Weird. No one likes to react.
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Do people do this in Sweden?
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Ja, den svenska synden är tydligen ingen
överdrivet rykt.
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Thank you.
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oh
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Hellfellies, om jag vår kille.
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Hulle jag vil jag sätta på henne.
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Och det vill jag ännu jag än säger.
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What happened?
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The car didn't start.
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There's something wrong. I don't know
what it is.
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But you have a car mechanic.
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Maybe you can help me.
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I really need to get it started.
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Of course I can help you.
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But it will cost a lot.
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How much then?
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It won't cost that much.
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The Swedish sin is now true.
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It is not an exaggerated rumor.
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Do you think you can help me with the
car now?
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Of course you can, honey.
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I'll fix the car.
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Sweden is really fantastic.
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And the Swedes are incredible.
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Incredibly good, too.
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No one will believe us when we talk
about this semester.
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The Swedish sin is too good to be true.
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It's just a sin that we ourselves don't
get anything.
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This job is to be this good.
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Yes, I really need to turn it into
nothing.
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Vi får försöka sova på godheten för
något, men gej sex vill jag inte ha.
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Jag ska bara på toaletten innan jag ska
sova.
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Sen ska jag också.
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Thank you.
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Is this how you snore in Sweden?
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Are we dreaming, Marianna? This still
doesn't happen in reality.
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The Swedish sin.
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This is just getting worse and worse,
Milla. What is it that's really going on
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here? Are the Swedes completely crazy?
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Really crazy.
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Do you think we should go?
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It actually seems exciting.
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Well, we are on vacation, so what do we
have to lose?
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And we packed down some nicer clothes so
we could go to the nightclub.
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Yes, we did.
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So then it's probably just that the
shower is over.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Oh.
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I think this is it.
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I think this is it.
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I think this is it.
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I think this is it.
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Mmm,
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is it good for you too?
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My dick is falling out.
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Maybe there is something even better.
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Men vad är det här?
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Redan pågår.
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Hallå?
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Vem är du?
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Förklara.
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För mig ska jag förklara.
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Okej, tjejer.
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Nu ska ni få veta vad ni går för.
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Huganskog.
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Make a hearty cook.
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Shit.
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Wow.
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um um
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This is not sex!
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Bye, Flinko. No, thanks, Nula.
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Oh wow.
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Congratulations, you passed the test.
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But, but, I don't understand.
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What test?
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What is this?
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We got a letter from you, if I'm not
mistaken, from Milla.
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They wrote that you wanted to become
porn models, and we decided to test if
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it was the right idea to become stars.
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I don't understand.
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Everything that has happened in the last
few days has been a blast.
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Carefully planned and carried out by
professional porn artists.
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The new experience has not really been
the reality.
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Unfortunately, the Swedes are not so
happy.
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And the Swedish sin is not so sinful.
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But why?
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We have secretly filmed you all the
time. And in that way we have put
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together a good porn film that you are
in the lead role in.
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And you will get good pay if you have
done a good job.
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So we are going to be in porn stars now?
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Yep. And not only that. Since you did
the job so well, you will also be in the
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lead role in our next big film.
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Ridskolan 6.
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Yep. And not only that, because Nick...
Oh, now he starts laughing.
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Yep. No, that was wrong.
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Yep, in French, yep, comes with both
words.
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It won't get any better.
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