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Narrator: Back at the castle
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of white...
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Welcome to white castle,
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bitch.
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Narrator: At a
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nightclub...
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Do you have your I.D.?
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Yes, I do.
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Male or female?
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Narrator: And in a mall.
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Narrator: Plus, tonight's big
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loser gets a lesson in
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humiliation 101.
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Welcome to the castle of
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white, again!
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I cannot believe they let us
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back here.
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We're going to be working
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behind the register and doing
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and saying what the other guys
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tell us.
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The goal is to get a tip.
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If you don't get a tip, you
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lose.
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Get your socks out,
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gentlemen.
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It's game time.
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Welcome to white castle, sir.
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Can I help you?
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Okay. One sec. One sec.
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What the am I doing
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wrong?
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Ah, it's not so easy, is it,
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buddy?
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We all had a good laugh at me
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last time.
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'Tis confusion.
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Squire!
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Excuse me, could you give me
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a hand, here?
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This guy doesn't know it's a
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show.
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He came in late.
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"What do you think, you're
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the king of the white castle
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'cause you know how to run a
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register?"
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I get it.
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You're the king of the
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white castle.
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I get it.
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A crave case? You got it.
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Okay. One crave case.
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Seal this.
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Murr, crush it right now.
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Stop what you're doing and crush
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that case.
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Sealed nice and tight.
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One crave case. Who's next?
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So, no tip?
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Oh!
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Bam!
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Oh, hey, sal, we forgot to
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congratulate you.
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About what?
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Here comes Joe.
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Excuse me one second.
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Just got to put this up.
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Congratulations.
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I must have been horrible in
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a former life.
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Can we get a round of
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applause for our sal here?
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He's employee of the year at
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white castle.
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Congratulations, buddy.
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You guys, if you do that to
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me again, our real relationship
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is gonna be in jeopardy.
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Welcome to white castle,
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bitch.
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All right.
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Welcome to white castle, bitch.
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Small coke and a sack choice.
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Sorry. I'll change that for you.
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Sal, go get a burger.
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"This one's for you, on the
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house."
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Hey, I'm sorry about that.
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What are sorry about?
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It's free, on the house.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah, man!
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I appreciate you keeping that
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between us.
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A dozen. Sure.
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Tell this guy you'll give him
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his whole order for free if he
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shows you his tits.
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Oh, my god.
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Your total is $12.79.
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I will give you this whole thing
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free if you show me your tits.
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Whoa.
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The whole thing for free.
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$12.79.
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And if you feel like you've had
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exceptional service, we do
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accept tips.
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It's not necessary.
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Thank you very much.
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I really appreciate it.
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Okay, and then what kind of
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sauce did you want with that?
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Joey, walk away and come back
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wearing nothing except your
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apron.
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Okay. Give us one second.
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Wait right here.
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We'll be right out for you.
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Jesse?
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So, you got the onion rings and
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then the...
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Oh, a cup. You needed a cup.
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White castle regulations is the
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cap and apron.
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Did you need something?
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Joe, start cleaning up.
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Sorry?
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No, I'm not the manager.
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Not yet. Working on it.
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Joe, hide from these guys.
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Five pieces of chicken.
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Did you guys want one of the
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ones that are on the window?
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Or just the nine?
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Just the number nine?
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It's a sack meal nine.
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Oh, the one that's on the first
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thing there.
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Can you crawl out and come in
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the front door?
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That's the number nine on the
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front window.
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Four cents is your change.
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Thanks so much.
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There is a tip cup there for
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gratuity if you enjoyed...
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Thank you so much.
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I really appreciate it.
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Thank you.
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Geez.
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This is the best thing I feel
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like we've ever done to one of
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us.
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We have got q's dad to come here
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today.
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Q has no idea.
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If you think it's hard for us to
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say these things to strangers,
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the only way we can top
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ourselves is if we have to speak
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it to our own parent.
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Here he is. Here he is.
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What the
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what am I supposed to do,
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pretend this isn't my father?
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Well, what can I help you with,
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sir?
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Three burgers?
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"Let me ask you a question,
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pops... you and mom still poke?"
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"What's up, pops?
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You and mom still poke?"
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Everybody settle down.
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Do you and mom...
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I knew it. He can't do it.
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I can't breathe.
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It's impossible.
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Do it!
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You understand I have to...
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So, with that, do you and mom...
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So is that to stay or to go,
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dad?
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Oh!
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Stay? Okay.
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All right, pop, well, here's
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your change.
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What do you say, dad.
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Can I get a tip?
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That's the tip I get.
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My father didn't tip me.
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Oh, good sir.
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Cheers to the winners.
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Two losers.
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You lose, you get smacked
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like a bitch.
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Used to work as a
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pizza-delivery guy, right, sal?
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All through college.
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Did you ever have any,
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like...
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a tip?
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From, like, a desperate
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housewife?
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I did one time.
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She came to the door, gave me a
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$5 tip, and she had no shirt on.
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When you were an accountant,
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did you ever see that, too?
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Debits, credits.
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Time to party.
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We're at our second home, the
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nightclub.
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Tonight, we're working as
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bouncers at glo nightclub in
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long island.
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But hold it!
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It's a joker versus joker
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challenge!
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Raise your shot glass high,
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gentlemen.
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Whoever finishes first does not
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have to compete.
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One, two, three, go!
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Wait. I don't drink.
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I want to do this one.
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I want to see them ladies!
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All right, Joey's in, guys.
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Let's go, Joey.
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Great. Thanks.
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Hi.
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Three of us.
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Three of you.
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Yes.
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You have your I.D.?
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Yes, I do.
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Okay.
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"Male or female?"
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Uh...
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Male or female?
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You're all set up.
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Joe, lift open the gate to
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let all the girls in.
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Okay, now close it.
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Wait a second.
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No!
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Now let in a bunch of guys.
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Any guys by themselves.
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You're in. Do it.
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"I need more sausage!
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I need more sausage!"
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I need more sausage.
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More sausage.
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Bring it up, sausage.
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I know, but it's a taco party in
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there right now.
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Go over to the main line and
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try to get a tip.
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Put the money!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Keep doing it.
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Just keep doing it.
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There's your money.
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Keep doing it.
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Yeah.
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Q, see those girls?
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Just go, "you believe in god?"
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Do you believe in god?
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Just walk away.
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If Yoda was a doorman, what
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would he be like, q?
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Show me.
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I.d., you have?
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Wise ass, you are.
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Me?
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In, you get not.
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You two, in.
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Stay, you will.
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Laugh not now, douche bag.
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Don't let him get in until he
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starts acting like Yoda, too.
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In club, you want?
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Talk like me, you must.
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Do or do not. There is no try.
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Q, ask this woman if she's on
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the list.
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You guys on someone's list?
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The "we should have a
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threesome" list.
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Come on.
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Q, ask this woman if she's on
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the list.
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You guys on someone's list?
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The "we should have a
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threesome" list.
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So, you're on will call.
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All right, go. Yeah.
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Go right in.
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Man, how's your mom? Good?
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Good to see you.
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Oh, no, no.
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No losers in the club.
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Narrator: Q's loss puts him
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on top of the loser list.
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Is he in line for utter
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humiliation?
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Sal wins for worst nightclub
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experience.
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I did get peed on in a
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nightclub, yeah.
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By who?
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I was talking to two girls
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next to me.
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I said, "oh, I'm feeling a weird
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sensation."
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I turn around, there's just a
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drunk guy there peeing on us.
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Like, you ever see the
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cartoon with the eyes coming out
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of the head?
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I was like, "aah!"
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We're about to blow your minds
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with our knowledge of celestial
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beings.
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By that you mean we're about
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to give out fake horoscopes at
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the Jersey gardens mall.
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That's right.
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And we're gonna have to try
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and get a tip despite doing
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whatever stupid stuff the other
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guys tell us to do.
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Q's horoscope says to avoid
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contact with people today, so he
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gets to sit this one out.
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How's it going? Good.
343
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We're doing some complimentary
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horoscope readings today.
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Absolutely free.
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Promotion in the mall.
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Okay.
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Excellent. Have a seat.
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Okay, so, what's your birthday?
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Joe, don't stop moving your
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hands.
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00:10:32,455 --> 00:10:33,620
Do you know what time you
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were born?
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Morning, night?
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No? Okay.
356
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And you are in a relationship
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currently?
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Yes. You're married.
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And how long were you married?
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Three months ago.
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Keep going.
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You have three months that
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you're married.
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You did the whole ring thing
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three months ago, and now you
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guys are happy?
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Are you sad? What's that?
368
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Joe, ride a horse.
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What is the most important
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time that you...
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Do a push-up.
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Positive things happen.
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00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,521
Do a cartwheel.
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00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,021
Do a somersault.
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00:11:08,854 --> 00:11:10,153
And that's our reading.
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This was complimentary, but
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00:11:11,521 --> 00:11:13,053
you're allowed to give a tip if
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you'd like.
379
00:11:15,221 --> 00:11:15,854
That's okay.
380
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,087
I appreciated talking to you.
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He usually kills it.
382
00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:19,320
That was like an olympic
383
00:11:19,321 --> 00:11:20,553
event, and he got nothing for
384
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it.
385
00:11:20,855 --> 00:11:22,053
The moon's in a bad place
386
00:11:22,054 --> 00:11:23,054
right now.
387
00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:25,187
Come on in. Have a seat.
388
00:11:25,188 --> 00:11:26,587
What sign are you?
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Aquarius.
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Aquarius.
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Murr, did she just say
392
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something?
393
00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:30,654
What's that?
394
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:31,720
What?
395
00:11:31,721 --> 00:11:33,220
I'm sorry, did you just...
396
00:11:33,221 --> 00:11:34,287
Oh, okay.
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Interesting personality traits
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about an aquarius...
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"what?"
400
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What?
401
00:11:37,621 --> 00:11:38,088
What?
402
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:38,854
Oh, I'm sorry.
403
00:11:38,855 --> 00:11:40,020
I thought you said something.
404
00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:41,620
Aquarius, as I was saying, they
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tend to be a little bit
406
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stubborn.
407
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:43,854
Huh?
408
00:11:43,854 --> 00:11:44,421
What?
409
00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:44,954
Huh?
410
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:45,488
Wha?
411
00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:46,488
What?
412
00:11:46,821 --> 00:11:48,620
Okay. I'll let you go. Go ahead.
413
00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:50,087
I didn't say anything.
414
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Oh.
415
00:11:50,922 --> 00:11:52,053
My last piece of advice...
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what was that?
417
00:11:52,854 --> 00:11:53,321
Huh?
418
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:53,788
What?
419
00:11:53,788 --> 00:11:54,121
Huh?
420
00:11:54,121 --> 00:11:54,521
What?
421
00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:54,888
What?
422
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,288
What?
423
00:11:55,288 --> 00:11:56,288
Huh?
424
00:11:57,454 --> 00:11:58,088
Oh, I'm sorry.
425
00:11:58,088 --> 00:11:59,088
I thought I missed something.
426
00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:00,253
This service is free here in the
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mall today.
428
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That being said, if you feel so
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00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,453
inclined to give a tip.
430
00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:06,954
Thank you. So, no tip. Okay.
431
00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:09,687
Sit down. Have a seat there.
432
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,753
When is your birthday?
433
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:12,920
So, you are a Virgo.
434
00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,087
"Do you know where the term
435
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'Virgo' comes from?"
436
00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:16,087
Do you know where the term
437
00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:16,921
"Virgo" comes from?
438
00:12:16,921 --> 00:12:17,788
"It comes from..."
439
00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:19,454
It comes from...
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00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:21,187
A beautiful day out, isn't it,
441
00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,188
guys?
442
00:12:22,254 --> 00:12:23,753
Do you where cancer comes from?
443
00:12:23,754 --> 00:12:25,120
Do you know where cancer
444
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,953
comes from?
445
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,287
Carcinogens.
446
00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:28,954
Really?
447
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:29,488
Yes.
448
00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:30,987
I mean, well...
449
00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:32,354
everything is hysterical.
450
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,188
Just keep laughing, buddy.
451
00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:39,887
I said, "do you know where
452
00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:40,721
cancer comes from?"
453
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:41,521
You said, "where?"
454
00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:42,388
I said, "carcinogens."
455
00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:43,520
And then you were looking over
456
00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:43,888
there.
457
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,221
Keep going. Keep going.
458
00:12:46,054 --> 00:12:47,654
I'm like, "what?"
459
00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:56,688
I love it.
460
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:57,753
"Oh, so let's get serious.
461
00:12:57,754 --> 00:12:58,787
Stars say you're gonna die
462
00:12:58,788 --> 00:12:59,454
within a month."
463
00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:00,388
Let's get serious.
464
00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:01,420
Looks like you're gonna die
465
00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:02,421
soon.
466
00:13:02,988 --> 00:13:04,320
If you feel so inclined and you
467
00:13:04,321 --> 00:13:05,553
wanted to leave a tip, if you
468
00:13:05,554 --> 00:13:06,887
felt like you had good service,
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00:13:06,888 --> 00:13:08,120
you can.
470
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,288
Oh, he just got a tip.
471
00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:13,987
Narrator: With a tie, it all
472
00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:15,420
comes down to the final
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challenge.
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00:13:16,289 --> 00:13:18,320
Later, what will tonight's big
475
00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:20,220
loser have to do that shocks
476
00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,553
this crowd?
477
00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:24,020
I never used the pick-up line
478
00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:25,420
to a girl, "what's your sign?"
479
00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:26,687
Why, who has?
480
00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:27,753
I haven't.
481
00:13:27,754 --> 00:13:28,854
He hasn't.
482
00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:30,920
Sometimes it works.
483
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:32,153
Everything about you is,
484
00:13:32,154 --> 00:13:33,088
"giggity, giggity."
485
00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:34,453
Quagmire... you look like him,
486
00:13:34,454 --> 00:13:35,887
you act like him, you think like
487
00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:36,221
him.
488
00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:37,320
Murr is the real-life version
489
00:13:37,321 --> 00:13:38,321
of an animated character?
490
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:40,488
Welcome to
491
00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:41,421
grand central terminal.
492
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:42,620
And we're with the American
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00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,830
international travel bureau, and
494
00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:45,920
we're interviewing strangers.
495
00:13:45,921 --> 00:13:47,053
The interviews are gonna
496
00:13:47,054 --> 00:13:47,421
suck.
497
00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:47,988
Why, sal?
498
00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:49,320
Because we have to do and say
499
00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:51,987
what the other guys tell us.
500
00:13:51,988 --> 00:13:53,220
So, I'm here with leeanne.
501
00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:53,621
Hi.
502
00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:55,687
And you are visiting from?
503
00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:56,288
New Zealand.
504
00:13:56,289 --> 00:13:57,420
Where have you been so far in
505
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,421
New York?
506
00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,587
We've been to Chinatown.
507
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,554
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
508
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:01,787
Is this woman hitting on you?
509
00:14:01,788 --> 00:14:02,854
Done a lot, you know.
510
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:04,753
I'm very flattered, but i'm
511
00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:06,420
taken.
512
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:07,388
Okay, next question.
513
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,388
Yeah, next question.
514
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:09,921
What are some of the
515
00:14:09,922 --> 00:14:11,153
differences between New Zealand
516
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:11,754
and New York?
517
00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:13,087
"Very flattered.
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00:14:13,088 --> 00:14:14,120
But I'm married."
519
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,253
Again, I'm sorry.
520
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,254
I'm married.
521
00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:18,788
I'm married, so, I'm taken.
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00:14:20,954 --> 00:14:21,888
Sal, grab that bride and
523
00:14:21,888 --> 00:14:22,188
groom.
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00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,054
Grab the bride and groom.
525
00:14:23,054 --> 00:14:24,054
Oh, my god.
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00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:25,987
What made you choose to come
527
00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:27,153
to grand central?
528
00:14:27,154 --> 00:14:29,020
Is that bride flirting with
529
00:14:29,021 --> 00:14:29,488
you?
530
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:31,253
Are you flirting with me?
531
00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:32,688
Like, it's so awkward.
532
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:34,787
I feel so embarrassed about it.
533
00:14:34,788 --> 00:14:35,288
I feel red.
534
00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:36,420
'Cause he's your husband, and
535
00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:38,088
you're flirting with me.
536
00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:40,488
I'm here today with?
537
00:14:40,489 --> 00:14:41,720
George.
538
00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:42,887
Murr, ask this guy one
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00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,287
question and just have him keep
540
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:44,788
talking.
541
00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:45,853
Where are you from?
542
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:46,887
I'm originally from
543
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:47,654
San Francisco.
544
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,388
Keep going.
545
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,787
Yeah, used to live here when
546
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:50,788
they were real young.
547
00:14:51,454 --> 00:14:52,487
But here in New York's
548
00:14:52,488 --> 00:14:53,088
fantastic.
549
00:14:53,089 --> 00:14:54,520
Anyway, hopefully that's enough.
550
00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:57,687
Just a little, teeny bit.
551
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:58,821
Fans are great.
552
00:14:59,688 --> 00:15:01,087
A lot of fun to watch.
553
00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,153
Anyway. There you go.
554
00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:02,721
Great.
555
00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:04,087
So, let's do one now with the
556
00:15:04,088 --> 00:15:04,588
cameras rolling.
557
00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:06,088
Ready?
558
00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:09,620
James reporting here with
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Valerie.
560
00:15:10,189 --> 00:15:11,720
You know, New York City is known
561
00:15:11,721 --> 00:15:12,753
specifically for its
562
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:13,421
attractions.
563
00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:14,753
"Can you explain to me why
564
00:15:14,754 --> 00:15:15,953
I'm attracted to that fine
565
00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:17,921
cougar Booty of yours?"
566
00:15:19,121 --> 00:15:20,620
Can...
567
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,453
New York City is known for its
568
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,354
attractions.
569
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,420
You got him.
570
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:28,054
Can you you explain to me...
571
00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:35,387
James reporting here with
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Valerie.
573
00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:37,420
You know, New York City is known
574
00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:38,453
specifically for its
575
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,121
attractions.
576
00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:40,453
"Can you explain to me why
577
00:15:40,454 --> 00:15:41,653
I'm attracted to that fine
578
00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,621
cougar Booty of yours?"
579
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:46,320
Can...
580
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,187
New York City is known for its
581
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:49,121
attractions.
582
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,187
You got him.
583
00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:52,120
Can you you explain to me...
584
00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:53,453
Come on.
585
00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:54,953
Which attraction you think
586
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,288
is the best?
587
00:15:59,321 --> 00:16:00,687
We're doing a bit today on
588
00:16:00,688 --> 00:16:01,688
New York and travel...
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Let's see you do the whole
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interview in French.
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For our French affiliate.
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Do you speak French?
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Je parle francais. Oui.
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Oh, you speak French.
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I live in France in the
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summers.
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You live in France in the
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summers.
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Talk your way out of this
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one
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je ne sais quoi.
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Vis-à-vis, uh...
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"Vis-à-vis."
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"Sh-wee." "sh-wee."
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Vidal sassoon?
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What?
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You sound like a gorilla
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taking a dump.
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All right, Joe's in.
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Hi. What's your name?
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Hi. I'm ally.
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Whisper every question to
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her.
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Hi.
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Don't bend towards her.
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Make her come towards you.
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What?
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It's a sensitive microphone,
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so it's directional, so...
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Okay. Okay.
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What are you saying?
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What?
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Thank you so much for being
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here.
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Thank you.
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Signing off.
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Thanks so much.
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Have a great day.
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What would you say are the
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greatest things to do and see
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here?
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I would definitely say the
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food is fantastic.
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The buildings are wonderful.
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Maybe you should console him.
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He's getting too emotional, Joe.
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Hold on one second.
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You're getting a little
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emotional.
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You okay?
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Oh! Oh, no.
642
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Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine.
643
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No, I'm fine.
644
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Cool.
645
00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:24,354
What is your thoughts on
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New York pizza versus pizza
647
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you've had elsewhere?
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I had a slice a few weeks
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ago.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to bring that up,
652
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then.
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I apologize for bringing that
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up.
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I'm just trying to lighten the
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00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:32,354
mood.
657
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,420
It's getting a little bit heavy.
658
00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:34,254
I just want to make sure
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everything's good.
660
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:35,854
You know you're not being
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00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,688
offensive at all, right?
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00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:37,621
Well, you're okay?
663
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:38,121
Yeah.
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00:17:38,122 --> 00:17:39,353
Because I'm really worried
665
00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:39,888
about you.
666
00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:40,688
Give us a second.
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00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:41,820
I mean, everything I ask just
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00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:42,953
feels like it's just hitting
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00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:44,153
really home, so I'm just trying
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00:17:44,154 --> 00:17:45,387
to keep it, like, a fluff piece.
671
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Mm-hmm.
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So you know what?
673
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I got one more.
674
00:17:47,422 --> 00:17:48,453
We'll back it up one more.
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Do you normally buy tickets
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00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:50,853
online or no?
677
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,054
No, I buy them right...
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Okay, so we should just stop.
679
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We should just stop now.
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Narrator: Murr derails at the
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train station, and that makes
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00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:02,087
him tonight's big loser.
683
00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:03,353
We're back to school...
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For murr's punishment.
685
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:05,887
Behind us is a room full of
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00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:06,621
college kids.
687
00:18:06,622 --> 00:18:07,820
Murr is their substitute
688
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:08,354
teacher.
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00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,820
He's got to give a presentation
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he's never seen.
691
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:11,920
What's the topic of the
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presentation?
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You'll find out.
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You'll see.
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Get out there.
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00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:20,054
Fine! I'll go!
697
00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:25,553
Get out there.
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00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:29,387
Fine! I'll go!
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00:18:29,388 --> 00:18:32,887
Oh
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00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:34,220
Hi, everybody. How are you?
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00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:35,088
Can you hear me?
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00:18:35,089 --> 00:18:36,153
Is this thing working?
703
00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:37,154
It is? Okay, great.
704
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:38,453
Look at his
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00:18:38,454 --> 00:18:38,888
thing.
706
00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:40,220
It's on his eyeball.
707
00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,487
Hi, I'm James, your
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00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,720
substitute professor.
709
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,453
So, we've got a short powerpoint
710
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,587
presentation called
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"social networking and you!"
712
00:18:47,154 --> 00:18:48,853
Uh, okay, so, a few facts about
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the Internet.
714
00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:54,520
This is... it's
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00:18:54,521 --> 00:18:55,953
funny, but it's true.
716
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Jesus was the first blogger.
717
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Let's see him get through
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this.
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00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:03,087
Think about what Jesus did
720
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for a second.
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00:19:04,089 --> 00:19:05,453
He spread a message.
722
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:07,453
Is there any difference between
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00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:08,853
Jesus and a blogger?
724
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,587
There really isn't, right?
725
00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:12,354
Bloggers are the new Jesus!
726
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,453
Two things I am constantly doing
727
00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:21,620
online... first, making money.
728
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,520
The second thing is casual
729
00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:24,521
encounters.
730
00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:27,687
I often make money through
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00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,921
casual encounters.
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00:19:29,821 --> 00:19:31,720
He walked himself into that
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00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:32,188
one.
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00:19:32,189 --> 00:19:34,020
Moving on.
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00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:35,820
Okay, three volunteers for a
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00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:36,887
demonstration.
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Come on up.
738
00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:39,321
Thank you so much, guys.
739
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,187
Okay, so, just a quick
740
00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:43,853
demonstration...
741
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:45,788
That we will begin now.
742
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:49,820
Okay.
743
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:53,153
So, the demonstration is this.
744
00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:54,254
It's very simple.
745
00:19:55,088 --> 00:19:58,587
Let's say this is... you're on a
746
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,653
social-networking site.
747
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:00,920
What would your first message
748
00:20:00,921 --> 00:20:04,220
that you type to them be?
749
00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:06,153
So, that's the power of
750
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,121
Internet.
751
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,953
Great. Thank you so much.
752
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:11,620
Moving on.
753
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:14,553
So, social networking is based
754
00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:17,653
on the same exact core principle
755
00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:20,420
as bipolar magnetic reversal
756
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:21,421
theory.
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00:20:24,921 --> 00:20:26,187
What is bilar magnetic
758
00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:27,121
reversal theory?
759
00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:29,787
Anyone know?
760
00:20:29,788 --> 00:20:36,120
Is, uh...
761
00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:38,453
So, bipolar... two opposite
762
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,620
things.
763
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:41,154
Reversal...
764
00:20:46,988 --> 00:20:48,820
Social networking is the same as
765
00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:49,821
that.
766
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:57,987
Okay, so, "how to make cash."
767
00:20:57,988 --> 00:20:59,987
So, "social networking equals
768
00:20:59,988 --> 00:21:00,521
farts."
769
00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:01,521
What does that mean?
770
00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:05,321
A fart is what?
771
00:21:05,322 --> 00:21:06,753
It spreads and takes up the
772
00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:08,153
entire room, and suddenly,
773
00:21:08,154 --> 00:21:09,353
there's no escaping it.
774
00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:10,354
You can't see it.
775
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,920
It's everywhere. It's invisible.
776
00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:13,521
Is not the Internet the same as
777
00:21:13,554 --> 00:21:14,754
a fart?
778
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:22,087
I hope this has been enjoyable
779
00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:23,420
for all of you, so thank you so
780
00:21:23,421 --> 00:21:23,788
much.
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00:21:23,789 --> 00:21:25,054
And that is social networking
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