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Narrator: At a buffet...
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Oh, my god, my favorite,
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y'all.
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Are you crazy?
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Narrator: At the park...
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What the
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and in a foreign-language
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class.
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"Halt dein gesitcht, oma."
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And that means, "shut your
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face, grandma!"
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Narrator: Plus, tonight's big
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loser has to pay the price of
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failure.
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Excuse me!
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We're at the Jersey gardens
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mall, where we're gonna be
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analyzing handwriting.
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All we're doing is saying
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what we're told.
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And if you refuse... what?
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You lose.
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Would you like a free
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handwriting analysis?
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It's compliments of the mall,
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it's totally free.
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Free handwriting analysis?
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You guys down to do it?
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Yeah.
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Great. Have a seat.
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First sign your name.
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"I can tell by your
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signature..."
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I can tell by your
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signature...
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"that you're Jewish."
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that you are Jewish.
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No, I could tell by your
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signature.
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That's just backup proof.
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Let's write a sentence now,
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Samuel.
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"I'm going to an interview."
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"I am going to an interview."
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"Wish me diarrhea."
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"Wish me"... "wish me...
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Diarrhea."
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"Diarrhea"?
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Yes.
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And the reason we write that is
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because...
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no reason.
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No reason.
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Now, you see how you didn't
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put a period at the end of the
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sentence?
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"Do you know what that
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means?"
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Do you know what that means?
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It means that you, my friend...
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"Have recently..."
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have recently...
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"had intercourse."
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had...
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Oh, okay.
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Put your bag down. Relax.
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Okay.
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So, what I need you to do...
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I need to you write a sentence
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for me.
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"Do you know..."
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"Do you know..."
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"where a fella..."
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"where a fella..."
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"can get his hands..."
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"can get his hands..."
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"on a tampon?"
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"on a tampon?"
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Oh.
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Interestingly, your signature
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is extremely strong.
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"Hold up your pimp hands."
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Uh...
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"Show me your pimp hand."
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Let me see... let me see your
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pimp hand for a second.
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Yeah, let me see it.
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You don't have a pimp hand?
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There you go.
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Okay. So, let me see it.
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"All right, just slap me
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gently across the face."
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Okay, I need to see how
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strong your pimp hand is.
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Okay.
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So, if you could just slap me
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a little bit.
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What?
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I ain't got your money.
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I ain't got your money.
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Where's my money at, bitch?
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You want a handwriting
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analysis?
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Have a seat.
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All right. Here we go.
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Let's start.
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Write your name there.
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"I can tell by looking at
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this..."
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I can tell by looking at
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this...
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"that you're preggers."
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That... you're pregnant?
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Is that...
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No?
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She's in Egypt?
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"You should make a call."
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You should make a call.
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She's pregnant.
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You put your hand on his
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hand.
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I just got to get a feel for
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your hand.
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Go ahead. Ready?
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Make him write this...
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"I like my jacket."
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"I like my jacket."
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Don't let go of his hand.
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"Q," make a phone call, but
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don't let go of his hand.
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Sorry, I just need to take
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this real quick.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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I'm still at work.
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No, no, I'll be home by
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midnight.
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"Q," just stroke his finger.
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All right, well, what about
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like a...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No.
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No.
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Now pet his head.
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And what was your name?
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Maria.
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Hi, Maria.
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Joe. Pleased to meet you.
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Just write some numbers for me.
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I'm just gonna throw out some.
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Numbers.
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Okay.
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16.
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Write a 1.
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"Your writing tilts to the
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left."
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Your writing really tilts
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to the left.
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"Why did do you hate men?"
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Why do you hate men?
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We're friends here.
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Okay. See? Now, I knew it.
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Overall, when I look at all of
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this...
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"I could tell right away..."
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i could tell right away...
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"that you are a hot
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woman."
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you are a hot woman...
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"trapped in an average
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woman's body."
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Oh.
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You...
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That's a shame.
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Why? What's so terrible?
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So, write one last thing.
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Just write the word "loser,"
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with a big arrow pointed right
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at me.
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Well, the handwriting's on
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the wall... Joe's a loser.
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This is not how you want to
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start, Joey.
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Do you know that Joe and I
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have been forging your
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signatures for years?
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Never mind forging my
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signature.
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Stop signing my name up for
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mailing lists without telling
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me, sending magazines to my
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house.
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We are here at the southern
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smokehouse buffet, and we are
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starving!
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We're gonna follow patrons
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through the buffet and help
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ourselves to some food from
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their plates.
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Yep.
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The goal is to get as much
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food as you can off their plate.
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At the end, we're gonna weigh
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it.
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Whoever's plate is the
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lightest loses.
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Let's eat.
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All right, guys, "q" is in.
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Grab a plate. It's lunchtime.
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Ugh.
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Hi. How are you?
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You seem very nice.
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Okay.
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I wouldn't eat those.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to bother you.
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Okay. I'll leave you alone.
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Everyone's shunning him.
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The jig is up.
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I mean, you're supposed to be a
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ninja.
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He's just chasing people around.
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Now you are just harassing
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people.
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This is rough.
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What's the matter, "q"?
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This is a rough one, man.
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I'm out.
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Are you quitting?
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He's quitting.
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Yeah!
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Go ahead, murr.
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Get out there and stalk some
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prey.
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Oh, that guy's looking for
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you right there.
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Oh, didn't work.
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Oh. Shoot.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry about that.
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I thought that was on my plate.
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I apologize.
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These people are serious
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about their food.
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Oh, my god.
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That tree just almost fell out
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there.
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Huh?
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That tree almost fell right
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out there.
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It just waved in the branch and
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almost fell, the whole thing.
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It happened right behind your
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head, man.
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He's confused.
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He is flipping out to them.
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All he did was get that one
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wing.
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He's got one wing and a corn
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on the cob.
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She's got two plates.
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Oh, my god, he's going for
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the whole plate.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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Here he goes.
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Aw!
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He blew it!
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That was a pound in one shot.
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Are these good, do you think?
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Really?
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Yeah.
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And then what are those?
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Let me see.
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No. No. No.
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Okra? That's perfect.
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I'm just gonna...
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Wow.
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Thank you so much.
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Man, that's gonna hurt us.
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Wow.
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That's gonna hurt us.
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H, yes!
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All right, 1 pound, 4 ounces.
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Sal thinks he's gonna be
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invincible in this one.
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I'm gonna go in with reckless
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abandon like you've never seen
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sal before.
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Let's go, fearless.
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Oh, my god, delicious!
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Oh, my god, my favorite, y'all.
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Love it.
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Look at her face!
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She doesn't know what to do.
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Here he goes.
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Oh!
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Loco, boss?
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Are you crazy?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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No, no, no, I just wanted...
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Where did you find this one?
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It's my favorite.
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The amount of dirty looks
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that are getting thrown your
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way...
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This is mayhem going on out
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here.
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This is complete mayhem.
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I'm scared for my life.
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The tide has turned, buddy.
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Get out of there, man.
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Get out. Get out.
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Move your ass.
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Here we go.
315
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One pound!
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For all your bluster,
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Mr. Vulcano.
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00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:08,721
All right, Joey, you got to
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beat one pound.
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Here goes scatman crothers.
321
00:09:17,888 --> 00:09:19,853
There he goes!
322
00:09:19,854 --> 00:09:21,788
Oh, my god.
323
00:09:35,854 --> 00:09:37,520
He grabbed her
324
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whole plate!
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Oh!
326
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Oh!
327
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:52,421
This is getting interesting.
328
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He grabbed her
329
00:10:00,588 --> 00:10:03,754
whole plate!
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00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:09,687
This is getting interesting.
331
00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,187
Oh, my god.
332
00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:12,553
Joe trying to take his food.
333
00:10:12,554 --> 00:10:13,587
He's trying to take
334
00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:14,588
his food!
335
00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:20,254
It's like a chess match.
336
00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:37,688
Oh, my god.
337
00:10:40,354 --> 00:10:41,514
Come on. Come on. Come on.
338
00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:43,288
Come on.
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00:10:49,688 --> 00:10:50,720
Let's see what you got,
340
00:10:50,721 --> 00:10:51,754
buddy.
341
00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:53,854
Ah!
342
00:10:53,855 --> 00:10:54,920
Not even a pound!
343
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,321
Pbht!
344
00:10:56,854 --> 00:10:58,653
Loser!
345
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Truly sorry this turned out
346
00:11:00,121 --> 00:11:01,553
for you this way, Joe, but for
347
00:11:01,554 --> 00:11:02,887
us, can we see a little more
348
00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:03,454
scatting?
349
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,354
What do you think, I'm just
350
00:11:04,355 --> 00:11:06,620
gonna...
351
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,787
after blowing at the buffet,
352
00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:10,987
Joe has two losses on his plate,
353
00:11:10,988 --> 00:11:12,687
while "q" the quitter weighs in
354
00:11:12,688 --> 00:11:14,953
with one.
355
00:11:14,954 --> 00:11:16,287
It's insane how fast Joe
356
00:11:16,288 --> 00:11:16,688
eats.
357
00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,153
My parents used to let kids
358
00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:19,653
play in my backyard when I came
359
00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:20,454
in for dinner.
360
00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:21,620
So, I'd hear everybody having
361
00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:22,687
fun, and I'm throwing down
362
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:23,454
Brussels sprouts.
363
00:11:23,455 --> 00:11:24,920
Joe, you realize you're now
364
00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:25,521
an adult.
365
00:11:25,522 --> 00:11:26,920
There's no yard and no kids.
366
00:11:26,921 --> 00:11:27,988
You could slow down.
367
00:11:30,221 --> 00:11:30,954
We're here at fluent
368
00:11:30,954 --> 00:11:31,788
Brooklyn, and we're teaching
369
00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:33,353
a foreign language.
370
00:11:33,354 --> 00:11:34,720
The goal is to get a student
371
00:11:34,721 --> 00:11:35,853
to sign up for our class.
372
00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,153
We have no idea what language
373
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,387
we're gonna be teaching, and if
374
00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:39,653
you don't get a student to sign
375
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,120
up, you lose.
376
00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:42,153
Murr gets a pass on this one
377
00:11:42,154 --> 00:11:43,220
'cause he basically speaks every
378
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:43,621
language.
379
00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:44,588
Go ahead, bubbe. Prove it.
380
00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:45,354
Oh, come on, guys.
381
00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:46,354
I... all right.
382
00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:52,088
Touché.
383
00:11:54,621 --> 00:11:55,521
How are you?
384
00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:56,820
Have a seat right over there.
385
00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:57,254
Quinn's up.
386
00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:58,188
Are you ready to learn a new
387
00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:00,387
language?
388
00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:02,520
So am I.
389
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,221
Italian!
390
00:12:05,288 --> 00:12:06,154
Okay.
391
00:12:06,155 --> 00:12:07,287
Teach her how to talk using
392
00:12:07,288 --> 00:12:07,788
her hands.
393
00:12:07,789 --> 00:12:09,953
You ever see an Italian talk?
394
00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:11,653
They're like, "oh!"
395
00:12:11,654 --> 00:12:13,087
When you speak to Italians, it's
396
00:12:13,088 --> 00:12:14,420
best to always wave your hands
397
00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:14,921
around.
398
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:16,088
All right.
399
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:19,153
That's right. Just keep...
400
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:20,520
Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
401
00:12:20,521 --> 00:12:22,221
Two, two, two, two, two.
402
00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:25,754
Okay, great.
403
00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:27,120
Well, what I have here is some
404
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:27,788
flash cards.
405
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,420
Okay, "ciao, prostitita.
406
00:12:30,421 --> 00:12:31,688
Quanto?"
407
00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:37,987
"Hello, prostitute.
408
00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:39,254
How much?"
409
00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:45,587
Okay, here we go.
410
00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:48,353
I aspetti UN bambino o solo
411
00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:50,253
grasso?
412
00:12:50,254 --> 00:12:51,221
Which means?
413
00:12:51,222 --> 00:12:53,553
Which means, "are you
414
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,621
pregnant or just fat?"
415
00:12:57,754 --> 00:12:58,588
So, what do you think?
416
00:12:58,589 --> 00:12:59,653
Do you think you would like to
417
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,787
take some Italian courses here
418
00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:03,087
with me?
419
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:03,621
Yeah?
420
00:13:03,621 --> 00:13:04,521
Aw!
421
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,787
Come on, man.
422
00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:07,354
Grazie!
423
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,220
My name's sal.
424
00:13:11,221 --> 00:13:11,788
No problem.
425
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,087
Have a seat right here.
426
00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:13,954
Let's see what we're doing
427
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:14,254
today.
428
00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:15,221
They have me teaching a bunch
429
00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:16,754
of... ah, uh, German.
430
00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:18,988
"Say good morning."
431
00:13:18,989 --> 00:13:20,687
Say good morning.
432
00:13:20,688 --> 00:13:22,153
Now say it angry German.
433
00:13:22,154 --> 00:13:23,787
Germans speak more like,
434
00:13:23,788 --> 00:13:25,720
"guten Morgan!"
435
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,020
Sal, you can't get angry
436
00:13:27,021 --> 00:13:27,488
enough.
437
00:13:27,489 --> 00:13:29,653
Do you know how to say "no"?
438
00:13:29,654 --> 00:13:31,787
"Nein!"
439
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:32,987
Let's just improvise a
440
00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,187
conversation here and see
441
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,588
how we do.
442
00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:37,787
We can improvise a
443
00:13:37,788 --> 00:13:38,421
conversation.
444
00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:40,353
So, let's say we are hiking in
445
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,154
the woods.
446
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,820
I get attacked by a bear.
447
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:43,588
Mm-hmm.
448
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,720
You have to save my life.
449
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:46,821
Ready? Go.
450
00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:51,753
Aah!
451
00:13:51,754 --> 00:13:52,920
Nein!
452
00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:56,287
Nein-ein-ein!
453
00:13:56,288 --> 00:13:57,787
Nein-ein-ein!
454
00:13:57,788 --> 00:14:01,021
Nein-ein-ein!
455
00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:03,921
Yes. Yes.
456
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,788
Let's do some more
457
00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:07,688
conversational pieces.
458
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:08,787
I have some flash cards and
459
00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:09,154
stuff.
460
00:14:09,155 --> 00:14:11,454
"Halt dein gesitcht, oma."
461
00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:14,420
And that means...
462
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,153
Yeah?
463
00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:18,021
"shut your face, grandma!"
464
00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:21,187
So, right now, can you... would
465
00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:24,721
you want to take my German
466
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:31,553
Let's see what we're doing
467
00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:31,921
today.
468
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:33,120
They have me teaching a bunch
469
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,521
of... ah, uh, German.
470
00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:37,187
Do you know how to say "no"?
471
00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:38,188
"Nein!"
472
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:41,353
Can you... would you want to
473
00:14:41,354 --> 00:14:43,354
take my German class?
474
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:47,120
Ah!
475
00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:48,688
That's a definite "ja!"
476
00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:52,320
Let's see what we are
477
00:14:52,321 --> 00:14:53,820
teaching today.
478
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:56,887
Okay, so... oh, Portuguese.
479
00:14:56,888 --> 00:14:58,520
So, we're gonna do some
480
00:14:58,521 --> 00:14:59,521
Portuguese today.
481
00:14:59,521 --> 00:15:00,454
Okay.
482
00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:01,553
Right now I'd like to...
483
00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:02,787
"Sing a Portuguese love song
484
00:15:02,788 --> 00:15:03,788
to you."
485
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,753
sing a Portuguese love
486
00:15:07,754 --> 00:15:08,288
song.
487
00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:09,687
Let me think which one I want to
488
00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:10,887
sing 'cause I know so many
489
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:11,921
Portuguese love songs.
490
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,321
She looks shell-shocked.
491
00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:33,721
All right, so, let's get into
492
00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:34,354
our flash cards.
493
00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:37,120
Okay, so, "gostaria de ir a um
494
00:15:37,121 --> 00:15:42,720
encontro com o seu professor?"
495
00:15:42,721 --> 00:15:43,654
He's stalling.
496
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,020
You're not gonna get out
497
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:45,488
of it.
498
00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:45,988
Say it.
499
00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:47,520
That's "would you like to go
500
00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:50,220
on a date with your teacher?"
501
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:51,188
Oh, that was easy.
502
00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:52,389
You remembered "no" so easily.
503
00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,187
Would you like to sign up for
504
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,753
my class?
505
00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:58,554
Oh!
506
00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,187
Shutdown!
507
00:16:00,188 --> 00:16:01,420
Oh, how the mighty have
508
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,653
fallen.
509
00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:04,353
Narrator: That's tres losses
510
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,120
for Jose, and we're just moments
511
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:07,753
away from crowning the king of
512
00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:08,521
the losers.
513
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,220
When it's all over, who will be
514
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:13,687
sitting on the throne?
515
00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:14,953
Sal, how come whenever you
516
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:16,253
meet a pretty latina, you have
517
00:16:16,254 --> 00:16:17,287
to like tell her you're
518
00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:17,888
half-Cuban?
519
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,053
Number one, I am Cuban.
520
00:16:19,054 --> 00:16:20,487
No, if a girl comes up to you
521
00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:21,820
and she's like, "hola," you're
522
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:24,553
like, "hey, qué pasa?!"
523
00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:25,720
All of a sudden you're
524
00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:26,721
cheech marin.
525
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:32,587
He's a Mexican, you
526
00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:35,621
guys, I just want to dance.
527
00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:37,354
Today we're in the park,
528
00:16:37,355 --> 00:16:38,487
where the challenge is you have
529
00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:39,620
to go up to strangers and dance
530
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,020
with them.
531
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:41,854
Yeah, you have to get
532
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:42,887
somebody to dance with you, but
533
00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:43,788
you're not allowed to say a
534
00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:44,088
word.
535
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:45,088
If you can't get them to
536
00:16:45,089 --> 00:16:47,154
dance with you, you lose.
537
00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:51,653
Sal's making his way on to
538
00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:52,988
the dance floor.
539
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,053
That's your guy, sal.
540
00:16:57,054 --> 00:16:58,687
Get your boogie shoes on.
541
00:16:58,688 --> 00:16:59,720
Here he goes.
542
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:02,488
Let me see.
543
00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:11,120
He went to a shimmy.
544
00:17:11,121 --> 00:17:12,787
Who is gonna break first?
545
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:13,853
Oh, no.
546
00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:15,521
He switched it up.
547
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:20,887
Okay. Don't pour that on me.
548
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:21,888
I'm sorry.
549
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,820
Not even close.
550
00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:29,821
Joe, get the guy laying down.
551
00:17:40,421 --> 00:17:42,420
Oh, that is so weird-looking.
552
00:17:42,421 --> 00:17:43,687
There's no way in hell that
553
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,854
guy's dancing with him.
554
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:56,453
It's my turn to make an ass
555
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,121
out of myself.
556
00:17:57,122 --> 00:17:58,387
You got to get those two old
557
00:17:58,388 --> 00:18:02,088
ladies.
558
00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:14,820
He's putting the hand out.
559
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:15,821
He's putting out the olive
560
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:16,221
branch.
561
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,154
Yeah, but are they gonna
562
00:18:17,154 --> 00:18:17,554
join in?
563
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,188
No way.
564
00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:25,721
Fail.
565
00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:28,354
All right, "q," it all comes
566
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,520
down to you, buddy.
567
00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:31,853
Those girls are all yours.
568
00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:33,053
20 years we have known
569
00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:33,721
Brian Quinn.
570
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:35,120
I've never seen him dance at a
571
00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:36,253
wedding, on a vacation.
572
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:40,421
I have never seen him dance.
573
00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:50,120
What is he doing?
574
00:18:50,121 --> 00:18:51,653
You see this guy?
575
00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:53,487
He's got nothing.
576
00:18:53,488 --> 00:18:55,320
This is some dance
577
00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:57,220
moves right here, man.
578
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,787
He's trying.
579
00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:00,620
No, he can't do it.
580
00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:03,753
Oh, my god, she's getting up.
581
00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:04,920
She's not dancing yet.
582
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,954
Together: Oh!
583
00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:10,320
She danced!
584
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:11,653
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
585
00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:12,421
You were cheating.
586
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:13,453
You were mouthing the words!
587
00:19:13,454 --> 00:19:14,188
Doesn't matter.
588
00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:15,887
I didn't say anything.
589
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,854
Let's ask the girls.
590
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,153
Yeah, we'll get to the bottom
591
00:19:18,154 --> 00:19:18,621
of this.
592
00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:20,454
Did he say something to you?
593
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,653
What?!
594
00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:28,320
So I can end it, please.
595
00:19:28,321 --> 00:19:30,587
Oh, you son of a bitch!
596
00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:32,187
You son of a bitch!
597
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:33,353
You're a cheater!
598
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:34,221
Cheater!
599
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:35,754
You lied!
600
00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:39,453
Ah, what a dick!
601
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:41,387
"Q," are you the only loser.
602
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,787
Agreed? Agreed?
603
00:19:42,788 --> 00:19:43,788
Agreed.
604
00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:45,754
She's lying.
605
00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:47,387
She's clearly lying.
606
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:49,287
Narrator: Even with "q's"
607
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,087
loss, Joe is tonight's big
608
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:51,721
loser.
609
00:19:51,722 --> 00:19:52,753
We've been waiting for this
610
00:19:52,754 --> 00:19:53,554
day for a while, Joey.
611
00:19:53,554 --> 00:19:54,554
Yeah, I'll tell you right
612
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:55,653
now... this one's gonna get you,
613
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:55,921
bud.
614
00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:57,453
Joe's game play was full of
615
00:19:57,454 --> 00:19:57,888
crap.
616
00:19:57,889 --> 00:19:59,053
As a result, we've brought
617
00:19:59,054 --> 00:20:00,253
him to this nice little coffee
618
00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:00,588
shop.
619
00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:01,521
You're gonna go in that
620
00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:02,787
bathroom, which is out of toilet
621
00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:03,920
paper, and have to open that
622
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,187
door... I mean open that door
623
00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:06,387
right into the coffee shop.
624
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:08,487
Pants down, begging for
625
00:20:08,488 --> 00:20:09,254
toilet paper.
626
00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:10,254
Okay.
627
00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:15,021
This man has no fear.
628
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:18,154
All right, he's going in.
629
00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:20,753
There he is.
630
00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:24,588
Excuse me!
631
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,287
You're gonna go in that
632
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:31,520
bathroom, which is out of toilet
633
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,720
paper, and you have to open that
634
00:20:32,721 --> 00:20:35,287
door and beg for help.
635
00:20:35,288 --> 00:20:36,221
All right, he's going in.
636
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:40,354
There he is.
637
00:20:42,254 --> 00:20:44,320
Excuse me!
638
00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:47,820
I need a little help!
639
00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,187
I ran out of toilet paper.
640
00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:50,888
A little help?
641
00:20:50,889 --> 00:20:52,220
Can... can someone get me some
642
00:20:52,221 --> 00:20:52,888
toilet paper?
643
00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:54,287
I just took a huge and I
644
00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,820
only have this much left.
645
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,253
It's a mess in here.
646
00:20:58,254 --> 00:20:59,687
Ma'am, I know you see me.
647
00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:01,053
Could you get someone?
648
00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:01,954
He doesn't even care.
649
00:21:01,955 --> 00:21:04,353
He has no shame.
650
00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:06,687
Can anyone help me, please?!
651
00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:07,254
Please!
652
00:21:07,255 --> 00:21:08,987
This is the last piece of toilet
653
00:21:08,988 --> 00:21:09,988
paper!
654
00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:12,453
Why does he never look
655
00:21:12,454 --> 00:21:13,021
nervous?
656
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,454
It's not even fazing him.
657
00:21:17,388 --> 00:21:18,487
You got to be kidding me.
658
00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:19,488
You got to be kidding me.
659
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,388
Why, what happened?
660
00:21:20,389 --> 00:21:21,487
You don't have a shameful
661
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,887
bone in your body.
662
00:21:22,888 --> 00:21:23,854
Hey, I needed toilet paper.
663
00:21:23,854 --> 00:21:24,754
Be ashamed of something.
664
00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:25,654
Your pants were around your
665
00:21:25,654 --> 00:21:25,988
ankles.
666
00:21:25,989 --> 00:21:27,553
Don't be mad at me that you
667
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,321
can't get me.
668
00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:29,620
I'm going to get you.
669
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,354
I promise you.
670
00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:31,054
All right.
671
00:21:31,054 --> 00:21:32,021
I bet you you don't.
672
00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:32,854
I'm going to.
673
00:21:32,855 --> 00:21:33,894
I didn't wash my hands.
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