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Narrator: In a
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supermarket...
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Oh, my god.
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Can I help you?
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Narrator: At a yogurt
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shop...
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$6.09?
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Yes, sir.
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That's not gonna work.
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Narrator: And on a public
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beach.
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How is he doing this?
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Aaah!
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We are giving away free
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samples of lotion today, and the
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goal is to see who can empty the
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most lotion from their bottle
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onto a customer.
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And if you don't measure up,
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you lose.
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I haven't used this much lotion
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since puberty.
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All right, Joey.
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Go get them, Joey.
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Hi, guys.
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How are you?
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Doing some free samples of some
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sunblock today.
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You interested?
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No, I'm good. Thank you.
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Want to have a seat?
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There you go. Cool.
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Well, that's a big
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misconception.
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Spf is always out there.
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That makes no
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sense.
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Spf is always out there.
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Now...
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Oh, my god.
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What the hell?
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How's your face feel?
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It feels good.
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Now how's it feel?
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What?
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You came over here for some
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sunblock.
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Don't forget, the ears are
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important.
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The ear, the face.
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Yes. I'm glad you brought that
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up.
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You don't want to forget that
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both... both legs.
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Give me the other hand.
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What?
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All right, all right.
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Just keep it there.
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All right, that's enough!
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That's perfect.
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Rachel...
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That's exactly where you want
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it to go.
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
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Yep. That's right.
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This guy's...
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put it all.
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You have to rub it all in.
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Perfect.
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Ooh, it's gonna be tough.
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All right, here goes sal.
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Oh, man, how am I gonna do
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this?
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Hey, guys.
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Do you want some free samples?
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We're giving away lotion,
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exfoliating creams, sunblock.
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So, I'm just gonna apply a
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little.
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Okay.
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So, look up.
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Gonna be... whoa, whoa.
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Don't put any more?
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No.
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Oh, that's it?
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Wow.
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Oh, he's not done yet, guys.
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Oh, damn.
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I'm trying to... this side's
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already gone.
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It's already gone, this side.
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Is it gone, Cesar?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Not anymore.
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You can also get the arms.
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Oh, my god.
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Aah!
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Oh, oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You got it?
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Here, wait.
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Let me give you a towel.
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What you want to do is you want
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to get a whole base.
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Oh, my god.
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It's all over her.
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Here.
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It's all over her.
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Here.
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Wait, no. I feel yucky now!
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All right.
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But I'm telling you right now,
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you look great.
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I'm sure.
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No!
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Now, what you want to do is
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get a base.
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Hold on.
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You want to... what you want to
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do is just... well, hold on.
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You want to... yeah, but you got
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to let it settle!
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You got to let it settle!
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Oh, man.
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Come on and have a seat.
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I'll show you the sample.
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Start with a little bit here.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry about that.
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It comes right off.
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It's all organic.
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Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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Let me just get a little bit at
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the chest there.
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Great.
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No, no.
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You can see the wrinkles fade
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away.
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The age, year after year, is
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just gonna go away.
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Let me get the nose.
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It's so cute.
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There you go.
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How is he doing this?
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Now, the legs are where you
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really see the advantage.
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Aaah!
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Get a look at her face.
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Look at her face.
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Let me take the shoes off,
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'cause we got to get your feet.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Okay.
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There we go.
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This feels so good.
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Ah! It looks like I'm out.
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Ohh!
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How am I gonna beat that?
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Hello.
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Guys want some lotion?
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What?
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Can I lotion you up?
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That's creepy.
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He's such a creep.
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"You guys want some lotion?"
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How you doing, sir?
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Would you like some lotion?
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No, thank you.
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I can lotion you up real
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good.
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What's up, ladies?
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I'll pay you if I can rub a
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little lotion.
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Good luck.
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He's gonna have a full
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bottle.
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Come on. Get in the tent!
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Get in the tent!
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Get in my tent!
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Oh, mother
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come on!
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How you doing, buddy?
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You want some lotion?
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We're giving away free samples
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today.
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All right, we'll try it out.
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All right.
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Finally!
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I'm just gonna give you a
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little dollop right on you.
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There you go.
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Nice... nice little dollop,
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buddy.
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Oh, my god.
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Yeah, there we go.
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You feel your tattoos getting,
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like, more supple?
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Did he use the whole bottle?
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No, it's not excessive.
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This is what you do. See?
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Oh, that's some nice skin you
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got there.
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Do those nipple rings hurt?
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Yes. Yeah, buddy. Yes. Yes.
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He's doing his beard.
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Soak that in.
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He's doing his beard.
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Soak that in, buddy.
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Look at that.
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Don't you feel protected from
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the sun?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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This is the six-year lotion.
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All right.
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I wish I had more to give you,
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but the bottle is completely
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empty.
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Oh!
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Well played.
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You want more lotion?
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I got no more lotion.
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I can't give you any more
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lotion.
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You know who's got a lot more
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lotion? Sal.
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No!
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Now, what you want to go is
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get a base.
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You got to let it settle!
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I put a lot of lotion on that
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girl.
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You did.
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Not enough.
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Oh!
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Sal's fail on the boardwalk
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has put him in the basement.
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His parents must be very proud.
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All right.
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We're here at the amazing
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stew Leonard's farm-fresh
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grocers, and the challenge today
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is we have to shop out of other
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people's carts.
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Walk up to somebody's cart,
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take food right out of it.
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The loser is the person who
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can take the least amount of
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items.
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What is going on upstairs
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right now?
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There he goes.
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I'm sorry?
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Oh, this is the last one in the
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store.
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I saw you looking at them
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before, and this one looked
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really, really good and tasty.
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Do you mind?
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She don't even know yet!
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How do you not see this?
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She doesn't know she's
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missing 20 items from her cart?
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You kidding me?
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He's got a whole frigging cart!
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All righty. He's in.
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Go get 'em, Joey.
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Oh, ay, ay, ay.
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Oh, ay, ay, ay.
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Oh, me gusta.
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Es su cart.
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Su carto.
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Me gusta.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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Geez, where'd you find these?
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These are ripe.
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Hold those one second.
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Two bags of oranges, six grapes.
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I'm just gonna take these off
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your hands, then.
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I'll work with this.
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Thanks, man.
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Appreciate it.
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Wow!
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There he is.
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He's moving in.
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That's not...
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Oh, my god.
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Was that yours?
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I'm sorry.
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It was. I'm very sorry.
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Oh, my god.
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He's never gonna get away with
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this.
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The challenge today is we
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have to shop out of other
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people's carts.
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Walk up to somebody's cart,
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take food right out of it.
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Was that yours?
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I'm sorry.
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There he goes.
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He's in.
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He's in.
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Ooh, oranges.
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I had to get them on the... I
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was looking for them, and this
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is so convenient.
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My foot hurts so bad.
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Could you be, like, a lamb?
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Can I?
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You probably want those.
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Yeah.
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What are these?
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Oh, these are the mini kaiser
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rolls.
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They look like a bag of, like,
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donuts, and I didn't know... but
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they are the rolls.
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So, I just thought...
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm thinking like it's on the
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shelf.
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Oh, yes!
325
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These are watermelon chunks.
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I'm so sorry.
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But we do agree they're
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delicious.
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Oh!
330
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Wow.
331
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Joe, q, and I took tons of
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groceries.
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I took a whole cart.
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You didn't take anything.
335
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I'm so sorry.
336
00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:06,987
Nice guys finish last, bro.
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00:10:06,988 --> 00:10:07,988
I'll tell you what the
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challenge wasn't.
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00:10:09,788 --> 00:10:11,153
Narrator: Sal didn't get any
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groceries, but he got himself
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another loss, and now he's one
342
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step closer to paying the price.
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We are at
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six flags great adventure.
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This is how we do!
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What makes six flags great?
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They listen to their guests.
348
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Yes, they do.
349
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Today we will be surveying
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park guests.
351
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The catch is we do not know what
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the questions are.
353
00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:32,488
That's right.
354
00:10:32,488 --> 00:10:33,421
We've written them for each
355
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other, and we'll find out as
356
00:10:34,322 --> 00:10:35,387
soon as we pull them out.
357
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You have to read whatever is
358
00:10:36,821 --> 00:10:37,754
in this envelope...
359
00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:38,221
Yes.
360
00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:39,253
No matter what.
361
00:10:39,254 --> 00:10:41,154
If you refuse, you lose.
362
00:10:46,154 --> 00:10:47,420
Hi. One question for you...
363
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Customer-service satisfaction
364
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surveys.
365
00:10:52,088 --> 00:10:53,088
No.
366
00:10:53,089 --> 00:10:54,688
No. Thank you so much.
367
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Poopless.
368
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Pooples at six flags.
369
00:10:57,421 --> 00:10:58,388
I'm telling you right now, I
370
00:10:58,388 --> 00:10:59,221
would've rejected that one.
371
00:10:59,222 --> 00:11:00,253
This is the worst.
372
00:11:00,254 --> 00:11:01,520
This is the worst thing ever.
373
00:11:01,521 --> 00:11:03,421
Just a quick question for you.
374
00:11:05,454 --> 00:11:08,520
Yes? What is it?
375
00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:09,553
Aww.
376
00:11:09,554 --> 00:11:11,221
Hey, great.
377
00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:13,787
Thanks. Appreciate it.
378
00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:15,320
She just stopped, gave out
379
00:11:15,321 --> 00:11:16,753
vital information, kissed a
380
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stranger, kept walking.
381
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:18,654
It's Joe, man.
382
00:11:18,654 --> 00:11:19,588
He's got a certain way about
383
00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:19,854
him.
384
00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:20,554
You can't deny that.
385
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,454
Hey, how are you doing?
386
00:11:21,455 --> 00:11:22,720
Just a quick question for you.
387
00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:24,354
Okay.
388
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:29,688
Three to five inches.
389
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:30,488
Thank you. Appreciate it.
390
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Let them girls bounce.
391
00:11:31,222 --> 00:11:33,288
Let them bounce.
392
00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:38,553
I hate this.
393
00:11:38,554 --> 00:11:40,053
Hey, guys, you mind if I ask you
394
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one quick question... survey for
395
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six flags?
396
00:11:42,554 --> 00:11:43,388
Okay.
397
00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:46,821
Uh... wow, okay.
398
00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:48,588
A cuddler.
399
00:11:48,589 --> 00:11:49,920
Do you like to cuddle?
400
00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:51,153
Not reall... yeah.
401
00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:51,621
Yeah?
402
00:11:51,622 --> 00:11:53,120
Yeah.
403
00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:53,521
Squids!
404
00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:54,254
Squids, squids!
405
00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:55,221
Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
406
00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:56,253
Hey, guys, you guys mind if I
407
00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:57,820
ask you a survey question here?
408
00:11:57,821 --> 00:12:01,454
It's just for six flags.
409
00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:06,820
He's taking a survey of all
410
00:12:06,821 --> 00:12:07,354
of them.
411
00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:08,820
One quick question... just a
412
00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:09,821
survey for the park.
413
00:12:09,822 --> 00:12:13,721
This is for the ladies.
414
00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:21,920
Yes, and can I have your phone
415
00:12:21,921 --> 00:12:22,921
number?
416
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,521
♪ Bam bam ba-bam bam
417
00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:28,987
hey, how you doing, guys?
418
00:12:28,988 --> 00:12:30,153
Do you have on moment for a
419
00:12:30,154 --> 00:12:31,187
question from six flags?
420
00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:32,988
Okay.
421
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,353
Would you guys say you have ugly
422
00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:38,920
friends?
423
00:12:38,921 --> 00:12:39,454
Yeah.
424
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,421
You do? You do?
425
00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:41,887
How many ugly friends would you
426
00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:43,021
say you have?
427
00:12:44,454 --> 00:12:45,454
I'll put 4.5.
428
00:12:46,254 --> 00:12:47,820
You guys have one second to
429
00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:49,887
answer a question for the park?
430
00:12:49,888 --> 00:12:50,888
Sure.
431
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,320
Have you hit that yet?
432
00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:57,587
Yeah.
433
00:12:57,588 --> 00:12:58,653
No.
434
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,120
No. Do you have any plans?
435
00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:00,954
To hit it?
436
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:01,554
Yeah.
437
00:13:01,554 --> 00:13:02,054
No.
438
00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:03,121
No? Okay.
439
00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:05,220
Oh, man.
440
00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:06,221
Excuse me, sir.
441
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:07,287
I'm from six flags.
442
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,354
Quick question for you.
443
00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:15,354
No? Thanks.
444
00:13:15,355 --> 00:13:16,553
You have a great day, okay?
445
00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:17,554
So, no.
446
00:13:27,354 --> 00:13:28,121
Are you serious?
447
00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:34,020
It's one of those three.
448
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:34,621
The pussinator?
449
00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:35,687
The pussinator it is.
450
00:13:35,688 --> 00:13:36,421
Excuse me, guys.
451
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:37,987
One quick question for you.
452
00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:41,154
Oh, my god.
453
00:13:44,021 --> 00:13:45,021
I can't. I'm sorry.
454
00:13:46,988 --> 00:13:48,021
That's it, baby.
455
00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:49,553
You were not tall enough to
456
00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:50,388
win today.
457
00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:51,720
You must be this tall to win
458
00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:52,721
this challenge.
459
00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:55,553
Can you tell that I wax...
460
00:13:55,554 --> 00:13:56,953
I can't. I'm sorry.
461
00:13:56,954 --> 00:13:57,821
I'm sorry.
462
00:13:57,822 --> 00:13:59,520
There are just a few things that
463
00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:00,753
even I will not say.
464
00:14:00,754 --> 00:14:02,387
Yeah, there's a few things.
465
00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:03,321
A few things.
466
00:14:03,354 --> 00:14:04,021
I'm sorry!
467
00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:05,620
I was raised to be gentleman.
468
00:14:05,621 --> 00:14:07,220
Narrator: Sal's in last for
469
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,654
now, but it ain't over yet.
470
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,320
Murr can still catch him if he
471
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:12,687
tanks it in the final challenge.
472
00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:13,720
Coming up...
473
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:14,354
$6.09?
474
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:15,820
Narrator: The guys get
475
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,254
their hands on some yogurt.
476
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,587
Narrator: And whoever loses
477
00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:21,787
tonight's game will face the
478
00:14:21,788 --> 00:14:25,187
wrath of 7,000 angry baseball
479
00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:28,121
fans.
480
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,487
Two losses, and murr's got one,
481
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,353
with just one more challenge to
482
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,188
go.
483
00:14:36,189 --> 00:14:39,087
It all comes down to this.
484
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,420
We are at 16 handles, getting
485
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,321
some frozen yogurt.
486
00:14:41,322 --> 00:14:42,653
Which is awesome, except for
487
00:14:42,654 --> 00:14:43,887
the fact that we have no money
488
00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:44,621
to pay for it.
489
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,920
Now, this places charges by
490
00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,220
weight, so we're gonna load up
491
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,520
on yogurt and toppings as much
492
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,853
as we can, cry poverty, and see
493
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:51,120
who can pay the least for it.
494
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:52,553
Right. Whoever pays the most
495
00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:53,720
amount of money loses.
496
00:14:53,721 --> 00:14:55,020
Be forewarned, gentlemen.
497
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,387
I have a plan all worked out.
498
00:14:56,388 --> 00:14:57,553
You have a great plan
499
00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:58,720
involving frozen yogurt?
500
00:14:58,721 --> 00:14:59,454
Absolutely.
501
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:00,254
All right.
502
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:01,653
This is not intimidating me
503
00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:02,254
right now.
504
00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:04,154
You should be intimidated.
505
00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:14,487
So, how much is this?
506
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:17,354
Oh, this is by weight?
507
00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:21,987
$9.12?!
508
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,787
Let me just... how about that?
509
00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:27,887
How much now?
510
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:32,820
How much?
511
00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,387
It's 10 cents less.
512
00:15:34,388 --> 00:15:36,353
So, two animal crackers is
513
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:38,721
10 cents less?
514
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:43,920
How much now?
515
00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,020
It's $8.81.
516
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:49,287
Can I... Just...
517
00:15:49,288 --> 00:15:52,687
Kind of...
518
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:56,020
He's laughing!
519
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:59,120
No. No. No.
520
00:15:59,121 --> 00:16:00,753
I really only have like $2 on
521
00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:02,253
me.
522
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,587
Yeah. I didn't realize that was
523
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,620
the price.
524
00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:06,354
$2 is okay?
525
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:07,088
$2 is fine.
526
00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:08,553
Great. Thank you so much.
527
00:16:08,554 --> 00:16:09,654
Can you break $100?
528
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:13,653
Here goes Joe.
529
00:16:13,654 --> 00:16:14,454
Oh, man.
530
00:16:14,455 --> 00:16:17,587
He's loading up the toppings.
531
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,020
$6.09, please.
532
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,720
$6.09?
533
00:16:21,721 --> 00:16:23,221
That's not gonna work.
534
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,987
How much now?
535
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,521
$5.50.
536
00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:40,421
$5.39.
537
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,087
$5.23.
538
00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:49,654
That's with tax?
539
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:56,987
I only came in with $1.
540
00:16:56,988 --> 00:17:00,387
I'm trying to...
541
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:02,387
If you reweigh it at this
542
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,087
point...
543
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:08,253
It would be closer to $1.
544
00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:12,054
A little bit more of that.
545
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:15,854
Look at him.
546
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,253
He looks like he's got a plan
547
00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:18,154
right now, right?
548
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:18,821
He does.
549
00:17:18,822 --> 00:17:20,153
He's got... he's sitting on
550
00:17:20,154 --> 00:17:20,754
something.
551
00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:21,887
Some wise-ass plan.
552
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:22,888
Yeah.
553
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,720
Es creme, eh?
554
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:29,720
Es creme?
555
00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:34,120
Yogur... yogurte?
556
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,988
En New York es...
557
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:44,787
Nice. So, it's $8.22.
558
00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:48,653
Es, uh...
559
00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:50,488
Bye-bye?
560
00:17:57,288 --> 00:17:59,188
He's going for the tip money!
561
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:05,221
That was 14 cents, right?
562
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,320
Here you go.
563
00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:11,520
How much is it?
564
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:13,953
$7.21.
565
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:14,621
Yeah?
566
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,120
I don't quite have $7.21.
567
00:18:16,121 --> 00:18:17,887
You really need to maybe bring
568
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,087
it down...
569
00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,054
Like that.
570
00:18:22,055 --> 00:18:23,520
What if I bring the weight down
571
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,253
a little bit?
572
00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:25,888
Yeah?
573
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:26,688
Yeah.
574
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,521
Okay.
575
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:29,820
Uh... how's that looking... like,
576
00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,687
if you weigh that?
577
00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:33,953
Oh, my god.
578
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:35,487
Now it's $2.85, so, no.
579
00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,920
I didn't bring enough.
580
00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,253
Can we get that down a little
581
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,154
bit?
582
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:46,988
Throw it away?
583
00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:48,320
Oh, so I can just take this one,
584
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:50,020
then?
585
00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:51,354
I got it for free, right?
586
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:55,653
That was your brilliant
587
00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:56,787
plan... getting tossed out?
588
00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,053
First guy to ever get tossed
589
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,021
out of a yogurt joint.
590
00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:00,353
I'm gonna have to ask you to
591
00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:01,354
leave.
592
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:02,620
I may have miscalculated my
593
00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:04,687
plan.
594
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:06,321
Narrator: When it comes to
595
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,987
losing, sal's the champ, and
596
00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:09,353
now he's got to pay up.
597
00:19:09,354 --> 00:19:10,753
Okay, buddy. This is it.
598
00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:12,020
This is your punishment.
599
00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,653
Do you have any idea what you're
600
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,388
about to do?
601
00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:15,787
I'm really nervous, man.
602
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,053
I feel like throwing up.
603
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,620
You can't do anything that bad
604
00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:19,621
to me.
605
00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:24,020
This blindfold doesn't help.
606
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:25,553
Sal, check this out, buddy.
607
00:19:25,554 --> 00:19:27,188
Let's just see where you are.
608
00:19:36,121 --> 00:19:37,353
I'm really nervous, man.
609
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:38,454
I feel like throwing up.
610
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:41,053
Sal, check this out, buddy.
611
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,487
Let's just see where you are.
612
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:43,553
Now what?
613
00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:45,287
You're about to go up there
614
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:47,120
and make up a song that you sing
615
00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:47,954
on the spot.
616
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:49,653
And they're going to tell you
617
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,453
what the title of your song is.
618
00:19:51,454 --> 00:19:52,820
Who's gonna tell me?
619
00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:54,020
The loudspeaker.
620
00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:56,087
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
621
00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:58,020
a very special treat for you.
622
00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,787
A young man by the name of
623
00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:01,787
sal vulcano is going to sing a
624
00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:03,687
song he wrote especially for
625
00:20:03,688 --> 00:20:04,454
tonight.
626
00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:06,353
He calls it "butterfly crime
627
00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:07,054
scene."
628
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,353
Butterfly what?
629
00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:09,453
Crime scene.
630
00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:10,520
Oh, my god.
631
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,187
Please give sal a big
632
00:20:12,188 --> 00:20:13,520
blueclaws welcome.
633
00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:15,187
Butterfly crime scene!
634
00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,454
Oh, god. Check.
635
00:20:19,454 --> 00:20:20,654
Uh...
636
00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:31,587
♪ I have always loved
637
00:20:31,588 --> 00:20:33,953
butterflies ♪
638
00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:36,553
♪ since I was a child
639
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:37,687
boo.
640
00:20:37,688 --> 00:20:39,953
♪ But sometimes there'd be too
641
00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:41,154
many ♪
642
00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:42,654
you suck.
643
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:45,653
♪ I murdered the butterflies
644
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:47,087
♪ and...
645
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:48,820
♪ dead butterflies
646
00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,553
♪ dead butterflies
647
00:20:50,554 --> 00:20:52,553
♪ what can be better than a dead
648
00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:53,853
butterfly? ♪
649
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:57,320
♪ Butterfly crime scene
650
00:20:57,321 --> 00:21:01,020
♪ butterfly crime
651
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:04,054
♪ sce-e-e-e-ne
652
00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:07,087
aah! Look out!
653
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,854
Oh, no! There he goes!
654
00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:18,987
Yeah! That's how you do it!
655
00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,020
That's how you get punished!
656
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:23,154
You got jacked up!
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