All language subtitles for MICHEL GALABRU - Les gros malins (1969) Un simple somnifère… et il devient le roi des paris (İngilizce)

I'm the champion,

That.

Oh,

Paul!

Don't push,

You're going to make me fall off my horse.

Oh,

wake up,

My love.

Oh,

Who is it?

What are the two of them?

The 7th and the 9th?

Quickly !

Paper.

But where do we put the paper in this house?

Paper,

paper,

What for?

But so as not to forget.

Oh !

What ?

Hold,

just a foil packet.

No,

Not that.

Not that!

There's nothing to add.

Tomorrow,

It's Sunday.

It cannot be...

Hair like a broom but a curler just so I don't forget this note so you won't stay up all night repeating this number and first of all what is this number the numbers of the horses I just dreamt about winning the Kersil tomorrow and you know I'm not superstitious but honestly this is phenomenal

It's pyramidal.

It's prophetic.

You see,

I think fate is smiling on me.

What do you think?

Ben, speak up!

A miracle worker

a miracle worker.

THANKS,

San Gennaro,

THANKS.

But no,

But what is San Gennaro...?

Generals are involved in this.

The patron saints of Naples,

They never abandon these children.

Well, me,

I am Paris.

Me.

Everything married me,

everything is his son-in-law.

He doomed us to financial troubles and sent you a vision.

Ah,

Get on your knees.

No,

tomorrow,

tomorrow,

if the 2,

Numbers 7 and 9 arrive in that order.

Tomorrow,

They will make his blood burn.

Serge.

But in 2000,

if we win.

What ?

Come back to bed.

I can't sleep anymore.

Ah, that's perfect!

Me niether.

Oh,

But finally!

What's wrong?

tonight?

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I am being visited.

THANKS,

Sanchez.

Thank you so much.

Come on,

Here you are, madam.

your ring quarter.

Finally,

I mean,

your ring quarter.

Come on,

Twenty francs for a glass for the lady.

Yes,

Mrs,

twenty francs.

THANKS,

Mrs

Worlder. Okay.

Go on,

here we go ?

Yes.

Good morning,

Mr. Paul.

Good morning,

Mrs. Julia.

Good morning,

miss

Hélène. I would like enough flank steak for six.

Please.

Yes,

He'll give me time to go and place my miraculous trifecta bet at the PMU across the street and I'll be with you.

No,

I'm in a great hurry.

Ah,

Yes,

But it's excellent for pruning.

a bib,

eh ?

Good,

All right.

No,

well,

I wouldn't want the PMU to close.

Perfect !

If my clientele is not suitable for you,

I can still go to Chevreuse.

It won't be long.

Miss Hélène.

What do we do?

What do we do?

We play the 8 as a base,

bad boy.

Do you believe that?

Yes,

bad boy.

We mustn't forget number 5.

The 5th?

Ah,

smashing.

Yes,

That's not a bad idea.

smashing.

And your pliers?

Yes.

My pliers,

It's for me.

SO,

let's cut it

Napolitano. La La

He dreamed about the winners of today's trifecta.

No.

Yes,

of the 2nd,

of the 7th and the 9th.

The 2nd,

It's a premium.

A spade that doesn't turn right.

And what about the 7th?

The 7th,

That one's great.

It's triple-legged.

It would be better to have four.

And the ninth,

It's Derbeder.

A loser who lived up to his name.

She's a little slanted.

your husband's vision.

He will need to see an eye doctor.

You can laugh.

Me,

I'm going to play them twenty times.

No,

We don't want to see that.

Mrs. Julia.

Paul is a friend.

He's a good Frenchman.

The proof,

It's because he can't pay his taxes to me.

Rest assured,

Mr. Tax Collector.

They will soon leave,

thanks to his vision.

Mademoiselle does 20 times the two, the seven and the nine, well, a Julien. We cannot let her do that.

Mrs. Julia,

a moment.

Your husband knows his stuff.

It's undeniably disappointing.

We're going to take a horse's point of view.

It's a donkey.

That's what cost you dearly on the racing stable.

There's no registration for that.

Everyone knows that it is thanks to the loss of your fine butcher shop in Paris that we have the joy of having you as manager in your modest stall in Dampierre.

Yes,

but here,

It's not the same thing.

This is a...

But miracles are nonsense, what am I hearing to talk about what I'm criticizing, your pill? I wouldn't want to offend you, but a Paul had a vision, why not? The holy story, a ant of revelations made to simpletons, the choices of the good Lord often baffle common sense, so there you can say it, and it's seen winning the trifecta on the 2, the 7, and the 9, the 9 adaptations, earth to earth and

Triple dough, that's not a miracle, no no.

No,

No,

No,

That's heresy.

And that,

Is that the Church's point of view?

No,

No,

No,

Sir,

It's that of the tuophist.

It's San Gennaro.

Oh,

San Gennaro,

San Gennaro,

He is very far away.

It would be Saint-Cloud again.

But what did he eat for dinner last night?

Your husband?

A calf's foot.

Ah,

Then that wouldn't surprise me.

Indigestion should not be confused with the supernatural.

Neither the calf's foot nor the finger of God.

SO,

There are no miracles.

If,

your encounter with sensible people.

Common sense.

Me,

I play it twice.

the 3rd,

the 8th and the 5th.

Ah,

Well, that's it.

That's fantastic!

Father.

Here,

Look.

But you play like me.

My friend Alex gave it on the radio this morning.

Ah,

Well, that's it.

It's more a matter of chance.

It's computer science.

Good,

SO,

miss,

You're going to give me 18 tickets for the 3rd.

of the 8th and the 5th.

GOOD,

Father.

The 3rd,

the 8th,

the 5th,

Do you believe that?

Yes, indeed.

Mrs. Julia,

You don't think I would risk money intended for good causes on risky speculations.

Play this,

Play this.

Mom,

I need to talk to my husband.

Oh,

It would be nicer to surprise him.

Miss André,

Give me 20 tickets like the priest.

Ah,

That,

That's well done.

Mrs. Juliette.

So.

THANKS.

Good,

SO,

We say 8 francs.

SO,

let's go,

Good,

My wife closed the cash drawer again.

I'll go get her.

At the café across the street?

Yes,

But I'll only be a minute.

That's exactly what she said a quarter of an hour ago.

Ah,

well,

It's not worth it.

So,

There are 8 francs for Mademoiselle André.

There are a lot of people at the SME.

Finally,

I have the tickets.

Ah,

so much the better.

It's sacred.

Dior.

Yes,

women.

Yes.

So.

That's right.

THANKS,

Miss Hélène.

Bye,

Mrs. Julia.

Bye,

Miss Hélène.

Bye.

Good,

SO,

Put away the ticket.

Yes.

And lock the key.

close the key.

Yes.

You never know.

No leaves and past social paradises.

Then come the triple legs.

Earth, earth.

Without wanting to presume too much,

I can predict that this trifecta will be one of the finest of the year.

I remind you of the winning combination,

the 2nd,

the 7th and the 9th.

That's it,

the 2nd,

the 7th,

the 9th.

That's it, my children,

We won.

Hey there, Father,

That's it,

We are rich.

We are rich.

Boss!

We look well.

eh ?

No,

No,

No champagne.

But no,

Yes, indeed.

if,

if,

Champagne for everyone.

But no,

They won't want to.

Yes, indeed.

This is the best day of my life.

Listen,

the 2nd,

the 7th and the 9th.

I heard,

let us take shelter,

we take shelter.

No,

Paul,

My throat is tight.

But no,

But no,

It is...

It's nothing at all.

Don't worry,

No,

It's joy.

Oh yes,

Hey,

Father,

Perhaps something should be done about my wife's breast.

But what is it?

I don't know,

to make him burn 2000 candles,

Do you understand?

This brave man is his general,

It's thanks to him that I won, after all.

Don't believe that.

You should always give yourself time to reflect.

Ah,

excuse me,

We're waiting for the verbs.

Yes,

But say it.

Father,

You did indeed win the trifecta.

YOU ?

The trifecta,

Of course !

Tell me,

Don't forget the serge.

Ah,

the serges,

Yes,

Yes.

Eat,

Keep your money.

No,

but because I promised Saint-Génaro.

Ah,

Saint-Génaro,

Yes.

I know him.

It will be a reason.

Not bad.

him.

Keep your money.

That,

This is the first time I've ever seen a priest disregard an offering.

Well then,

failing to bid farewell to what is farewell,

So let's give credit where credit is due.

Mr. Tax Collector.

Say,

I owe you quite a bit in taxes.

No,

No,

No,

It's nothing.

Nothing.

Oh no.

No,

No,

No,

No,

But no,

No,

if,

if,

That's something I'm keen to do thoroughly.

No,

There's no rush.

You know.

And you see,

It's not 10%,

we had put...

I'm happy to make up for the delay, but I insist on all of this, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, you've been very kind to me, and you know, France really needs it. It's not true, but no, the crazy antics, the racing curricula, all that is in the past now. I will keep what I told you at our first meeting.

Do you remember?

Behind the scenes at the Marseille Opera.

Your manager who had messed things up with the cash.

I gave you the one from the butcher's shop.

My heart and two chops.

You hadn't eaten anything since the day before.

Never,

Never,

I haven't forgotten that.

But no,

But don't cry.

Don't cry.

My oath of Marseille still stands.

I'll buy you the Opéra comique.

Don't talk nonsense,

Paul.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch...

Ah, so you want to see the tickets?

That's easy then.

Where are they ?

In the cash register drawers.

Good,

Do you want to give me the keys?

THANKS.

THANKS.

You'll see,

my lambs,

the 2nd,

the 7 and the 1.

We'll tell him about the ark?

Yes,

We should have told him he had lost.

And you too.

2,

7 and 9 and

3, 8 and 5, what 3,

3,

8,

7,

6,

What ?

3,

8,

7...

That's impossible!

Paul,

Where are you from?

SO,

Paul!

We have the second one now.

SO,

Zimbale.

Finally,

I don't know.

Puro and all.

Vermeer.

This is not a horse.

That.

It's an apartment.

Don't go in!

The deadline, without a single penny incurred, informs this naive tax agent that he won't be getting my money and that I intend to spread the deficit over several years. What deficit? How? What deficit? You only lost 6,000 francs? How? How? How?

Repeat that to me, 65 million 312 thousand francs, the trifecta report is actually cold, but it's not a deficit, it's a loss of earnings, no sir, I was the victim of a premonitory dream hijacking without you and your accomplices, complicated.

millions and they pop out of the pocket!

No,

Calm down, old man!

Here,

I have a pipe on the right,

on the first afternoon.

Yes,

Well, your pipe on the right,

You can put it on your hat.

eh !

Okay then,

pass the wrong,

Go on,

Screw you!

It's too dangerous!

Bastard!

Bandit!

Bourgmé,

expensive suburban!

We'll settle this in court!

But...

There are no guys!

Oh no,

Frankly,

That,

friends...

That's clever.

And now,

They'll think you're angry with them.

Listen to yourself,

You're welcome.

I don't know what I'm capable of.

I am capable of...

I don't know what I'm capable of.

She's wet.

Oh,

Mrs,

friend.

We shouldn't blame him.

Of course,

But still.

What needs to be done?

Let him sleep.

Bet.

Oh darling,

I beg you,

Take something to sleep on.

But I took some,

I took some.

And everything is empty.

hold,

hold.

So,

There,

Everything is empty.

Everything is empty.

Whatever you want.

Oh,

and that one,

Wasn't that the one you took the night before you came back from the horse races?

Yes,

but every Saturday,

It doesn't look like that.

And miracles only happen once.

Finally...

Ah,

That's it.

I'm in the circle.

The losers are in front of me.

I'm going up number 3.

Ah,

How's it going.

The 6th,

That works for me too.

That.

The 8th,

I can picture myself crossing the finish line with the three horses.

The 3rd,

the 6th,

the 8th,

That's it.

THANKS,

San Gennaro.

No tuepolls!

Here,

Quickly, miss!

quickly.

What is this, sir?

I'll open in two minutes.

Well, miss,

I have eight hours.

It's possible.

But I have fewer hours.

It's up to you.

Sir.

Sir,

You're in a hurry.

Oh well,

You are very kind.

THANKS.

Here,

I'll treat you to an aperitif.

I have something to say to the young lady.

If you want to wait for me at the bar.

Alright,

Thanks a lot.

I'll be back.

Moselle.

Good,

There.

Good,

and above all

mistrust.

Not a word of lying,

It belongs to no one.

I'm counting on you.

Avoid familiars.

Disappear until race time.

Don't go home.

lunch.

Mum's the word.

That's not good.

No ?

Oh yes,

I forgot.

I'm going to have lunch at the bistro next door.

I hope no one followed me.

But if I were asked,

I'm not here for anyone.

Pay by ticket.

Michel.

THANKS.

I'm going to change it.

Another one who's not well.

Yes,

It flows well.

Hey,

boss,

another bottle.

Again ?

Well,

So,

It's working well today.

What are you celebrating?

I won the trifecta.

Last week's?

No,

No,

that of this afternoon.

How ?

Oh yes,

I know.

He hasn't left yet.

But it's as if he had already arrived.

I don't know if it's as if he had arrived,

But you,

You seem to be off to a good start already.

I respect the same as you.

I'll sort all this out for you first.

Before what?

The arrival.

Ah,

but before my departure.

Don't worry,

The tickets are here.

But your tickets,

It's worthless until you arrive.

No,

That's why it's easy to understand.

I will pay you before I leave.

Good,

SO,

What are you listening to?

The bottle,

SO,

It's coming.

It's still okay.

Ah!

Mr. Paul!

What a surprise!

What are you doing here?

I came to see myself win the trifecta.

It's not getting any better.

YOU,

eh ?

If,

No,

if,

How's it going,

It's champagne.

Did you say you won the trifecta?

Optimism is a beautiful thing.

Sir.

My friend Alex from Week...

Ah, very good.

Pleased to meet you, sir.

I applaud the talent!

You are welcome,

What an honor!

This is the famous butcher from Dampierre I told you about!

It was you who revealed the heart,

That's in order!

Yes,

Yes,

It's true,

which is what you're even giving today's version of, by the way.

Not at this hour, please.

there's no longer any risk.

You're not going to tell me that Saint-Génard has visited you again?

Oh no, it's my pill.

Your pill?

Yes, indeed.

when I take one,

I see the trifecta when I sleep.

Oh,

That's a prognosticator's dream, sir!

Yes, finally.

One pill and that's it.

Good,

Well, I'm going to go play my game without the pill.

Without the pill.

Say,

between colleagues

What do you think of my prediction?

Yes,

In common sense, I'll tell you that after the race.

Tell me,

At the restaurant?

Again ?

Come on,

Go on,

Go on.

Good morning,

Mr. Alex.

I regret it.

Sir,

He's not wearing a tie.

Ah,

Do you think,

And that,

SO.

Yes,

if we want to.

Take it out,

SO.

Where is she?

He is not here.

Sir.

How are you,

It's good.

I've saved your table for you.

Mr. Alex.

Alright,

Alright.

Juliette,

Juliette.

Who is it ?

The owner of Sweet Lady.

Ah,

Sweet Lady.

Wait,

Sweet Lady,

Sweet Lady fourth.

She's the favorite.

Yes,

You are right,

That's what I dreamed of.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Sweet Lady fourth.

Not possible.

Here,

500 and 500 on my mare.

GOOD,

Countess.

A countess?

Yes,

very kind.

Oh yes,

It's a shame she acts so badly.

But she's a beautiful woman.

SO,

What did you play?

The triangle,

sweet lady,

bimelo,

Felo.

Ah,

Well done!

But you forgot mectube.

Wait,

wait,

mectube,

mectube,

third.

Good,

I'll leave you to your opinion.

I finish in the afternoon.

I have work to do.

See you later,

Alex.

Good,

And what are you playing?

YOU ?

Oh, well, me too.

it's done.

Oh no,

wait,

miss,

You'll play me 500 francs,

winning on the 3rd.

Number 3?

Hello?

80 to 1?

Suicide!

Yes,

Well, suicide.

Do as I do,

You won't regret it.

No,

Me,

You're going to bet me 50 francs on a good weight.

Good weight

good weight

wait,

good weight

good weight

seventh.

Seventh good weight?

Finally,

Countess.

Some people dream.

Yes,

Yes,

You are right,

Countess,

I'm dreaming.

He's a friend.

And look,

Countess,

I will prove it to you.

The entire trifecta race,

I'll comment on it for you with my eyes closed.

Nothing for you.

You'll see if I really dreamt it.

You can see her dreaming one way and it unfolding in another.

And according to you,

Dear Sir,

Who will win this trifecta?

Good,

See you soon.

Wait,

Hello,

Serpolé and Mektoub.

He is very funny.

your friend,

doctor.

Yes,

He must be excused.

He knows nothing about horses.

It's in the beef.

Oh yes,

I'm stuck in traffic in Dampierre.

Yes,

It's true,

Yes.

And then what?

It is not a disgrace,

my third husband,

He was also.

But the doctor is right.

You don't know anything about it at all.

Good,

Do you want to bet with me?

Countess?

Yes,

But whatever you want,

everything I have on me.

Oh,

well,

That,

I would never dare.

No,

No,

No,

No,

I mean,

all my jewelry...

if you wish

that my mare will be at the finish line.

Ah,

That,

to be at the finish line,

she will smooth it out,

That,

necessarily.

After my first three.

My coach is adamant.

My mare is all ready.

For next Sunday,

maybe.

The horses are under orders.

Here,

Countess,

I bet you that initially,

It's number 7 who will lead.

The 7th?

Bibolo?

Yes,

Bibolo.

A horse that,

at first,

is always at the back.

Finally,

Sir,

What are you betting on?

My shirt.

Oh,

Sir.

SO,

my watch,

against yours.

It's fun.

If you wish.

That's very funny.

You can start to detach it.

Attention,

Here we go.

Bibolo takes the lead at the start,

Then comes Sir Paulette.

Sweet Lady and Mactoub.

Bibolo was in the lead at the start.

That's unbelievable!

Here,

Here is my watch.

Good,

SO,

What game are we playing now?

Oh,

But everything I have on me!

For example,

my local gem.

It's very fun,

You can play at closed PMU.

SO ?

Which horse is on the opposite line?

Ben,

your next one.

Oh,

outfit !

Come on,

Go ahead,

casserole.

In the opposite row,

Sweet Lady surpasses Bibolo.

Oh,

Paul,

You have lost.

One must know how to be gallant.

No,

But tell me.

You didn't play anything.

Um,

No.

Ben,

Listen,

How much is your diamond worth?

Oh,

Let's leave that alone.

You can't afford it.

Only this time,

Let's be serious.

1000 francs,

that my mare is still first in the last one...

In the final turn.

In the final turn,

This is Fello.

the 3rd,

who will win the trifecta.

Impossible,

It walks on three legs.

But you're going to lose.

But I find it amusing.

Me.

Ah,

If losing amuses you.

Good,

Okay then,

then 1000 francs.

All right,

All right.

Come on,

All right,

Let's go.

Hello,

who swam several lengths again,

is now alone in the lead on the final turn.

You see,

I told you so,

Countess.

THANKS.

In front of the stands,

Félot continues his effort.

The fight is magnificent.

Wild thyme is back.

Come back,

But too late.

Mectoube arrives from outside.

Who will win?

Oh, how silly of me,

I know that.

obviously.

First on the 3rd,

Félot.

Second on the 6th,

Wild thyme.

And third on the 8th,

Mectoube.

It was written in the stars.

That's the job.

The 3rd,

the 6th,

the 8th.

Tell me,

to buy back my watch,

How much are you asking?

I am happy to return it to you.

And then there's the money too.

You know,

For me it was too easy.

Oh no.

Oh no.

I would never have advised that to my readers.

Do you have it?

No.

That's extraordinary!

Tell me,

What is the brand?

She is...

Eh ?

The brand of pills.

Ah, the brand?

Well, I'm not going to tell you that.

Oh !

Not even to me!

Not all of it is yours.

a doctor and a prostitute to boot,

Is that it?

Tell me.

No,

No,

No.

Come on,

Tell me.

I won't tell you.

I won't tell you.

I won't tell you.

If I don't tell you,

That's because I won't tell you.

That's all.

You're not like that,

You are completely white.

I'm completely white because I see red.

It's childish to get upset just once.

But calm down,

Calm down!

Oh boss,

I spotted his van.

She is in the parking lot.

You'll see,

It's marked.

Paul

Blanc, butcher in Dampierre.

I've already packed the suitcase.

Quickly !

Are you sure you feel better now?

Ah, perfectly fine.

It's completely over.

But are you prone to this severe passenger?

No,

No,

Never.

Ah, but last Sunday...

Ah, but that was the problem.

And today?

Oh, that must be wonderful.

You know that I've got a small fortune here,

I don't know the trifecta's report yet, but...

But there aren't millions of them.

there.

Go put that away.

You will be able to come to an agreement.

But who?

You know very well that on the racecourses,

Not all horses are good.

No ?

There is also some nasty game.

Ah,

Game?

Gallows fodder,

You know what I mean,

No ?

Ah,

Yes,

Good,

Are you sure you can get back on your own?

Yes,

all alone.

Besides,

I am not alone.

There are people behind me.

Is it crowded?

Yes,

big heads.

Yes,

large calves' heads,

I went to the slaughterhouses this morning.

Good,

Go on,

Hello doctor.

You don't do that.

What is this ?

It's your head speaking to you.

Oh yes,

Good.

What can I do for you?

Stop that car,

My heart aches.

Oh yes,

Indeed,

So,

Your tongue is completely white.

Why yes?

No, I'm laughing because it's indescribable and I'm talking to a calf's head.

It's surely a hallucination.

A hallucination?

I don't think so.

What's going on?

But what's going on in there?

I need to go and say it straight.

Hold,

That's strange.

He did not take the usual route.

He must have taken a shortcut.

Pardon.

May I?

Oh,

But who are you?!

I would be happy to go and touch them for you.

But I don't want to.

Thief.

Thief,

Oh sir.

A crook, if that were all. No, because it's not really that bad, you see, I'm ashamed to say it, but I can also be a bit of a murderer on occasion, a real butcher, I'm waiting.

I love the red color of blood.

Ah,

YOU ?

No,

But rest assured,

Dear Sir,

I won't have to demonstrate this talent if you kindly share your little secret with me.

But me,

I have no secrets.

Me.

Let's go,

let's go,

let's go,

let's go.

Don't play innocent.

The name of the pill that makes trifecta winners dream.

Ah,

poop.

No,

That's not it.

Listen,

Don't force me to be unpleasant.

I asked you politely.

Yes,

But he will translate...

It's not the cause, but I won't tell you, I won't tell you, not, not, not, not. Okay, very well then, before resorting to extreme measures, let me have the awful pleasure of showing you a few...

small, torturous articles which, under the effect of torture,

will undoubtedly make you more talkative.

Here,

Here, for example, is the toe turner.

That must hurt.

eh ?

Yes,

Yes,

Yes,

Guaranteed excruciating suffering.

Here is the wave-ripper.

infrared.

Ah,

That's it.

It is...

Yes,

French license.

Eh ?

What,

French license?

France,

France,

named after its inventor,

a leading expert on the Gestapo.

Ah,

Good,

It is...

Wait,

wait.

Here is the tongue puller of good Doctor Sidney.

Ah,

But no,

I don't have it.

Recommended by the FBI Torturers Association.

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

And by the GPUI sadists' club.

Yes,

Yes,

No Yes

Stop us! No,

That's enough.

stop

Stop!

Stop!

Why are you shouting like that?

You're touching!

Yes,

No, but I know I'm very impressed by you.

Are you very impressed?

Wait then,

I know everything I need to know.

Ah,

But you're not going to!

Ah,

Here!

Here!

Alain!

Help!

Alain!

Help!

Alain!

Excuse me,

excuse me,

I think there are visitors.

pardon.

Help!

Alain!

Help!

Help!

Payel!

Help!

But catch up with him,

Catch him!

Don't panic, old man.

We'll see him again in class.

But he stole my horse racing tickets.

But it doesn't matter,

I called home,

every empire has touched the trifecta.

What ?

Yes.

Yes, indeed.

Yes, indeed.

Yes.

That's beautiful. Tell us more.

Mrs. Juliane.

How did it go?

I fell asleep before he woke up.

And when he woke up,

Me,

I was still asleep.

Oh,

THANKS,

San Gennaro.

The good breast of Naples?

Yes,

from Naples.

Long live San Gennaro Long live San Gennaro No,

No,

No.

Good,

SO,

If I understand correctly,

Is it San Gennaro that your mother dreams about?

Yes,

It's Saint Gennaro and the magic products.

Does the breast have a magic product?

I'm going to tell you everything,

Mr. Killer.

SATURDAY,

my husband,

He took a ton of salt.

Ah,

well done !

Well done!

You're revealing our drinking secrets.

No,

That's the end of everything.

SO.

Finally,

Father,

Frankly,

in secret,

I hope at least you didn't mention my vest.

No.

Good morning,

Mr. Figuestrand.

You have this,

YOU,

the Maginex,

What ?

Maginex?

I don't know.

What is this?

Listen to me carefully,

all.

Since this morning,

I called all my colleagues in Paris.

Gold,

Nobody knows about Maginex.

SO,

I beg you,

Never say that word in front of me again.

This is going to drive me crazy.

But really crazy.

I beg you,

Give me a pill quickly,

quickly.

Maginex?

No !

Aspirin.

Pardon,

Sir,

Do you happen to have any Maginex?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good morning.

In France,

France,

This is a revolution.

The revolution sparked by the passionate search for a drug that couldn't be found.

In every city,

the villages,

municipalities and even the smallest villages,

since last night,

Pharmacists are under siege.

The riot police have moved in.

We were able to,

after investigation,

to join a very important person,

a diplomatic figure from the South American world who kindly agreed to answer the questions you are all asking yourselves.

Mr. Ambassador,

Can you tell us what you know about Maginex?

Gentlemen,

in our world,

There are three very important things.

First of all,

snails because of their shape.

Secondly,

the cuckolds,

who are very numerous

cosmic cuckolds.

And thirdly,

the imaginary,

which is a product that was used in my country to give ideas to bulls.

Ideas for bulls,

What rights to ideas?

Yes,

because some bulls had no sexual imagination.

The prettiest little cow,

He looked at her with eyes...

of valleys.

Brief,

These bulls lacked...

The more knowledgeable viewers have surely understood you.

Finally,

those bulls,

This is a disaster for livestock farming.

For what ?

When the bull doesn't make their...

Useless,

useless,

Excellency,

The viewers follow you very, very well.

Finally,

Short,

in the pampas,

Bull-skin breeds are on the verge of total extinction when there is no crossbreeding between cows and bulls.

And what we diplomats call...

a language that has been broken down into separate communications.

a fruitful rapprochement during frank and animal conversations.

And that's where Maginex comes in.

This product was invented by our great national chemist

Alonso Carlos de la Romonte de Ré,

from extracts of hallucinogenic cryptogams.

Just a moment,

Excellency,

I need to explain this to the viewers.

Hallucinogenic cryptogams,

These are mushrooms that have the property of making those who eat them dream.

But everyone knows that.

Why you...

Interrupt me with simple things that everyone knows,

that you don't want to explain,

more subtle and complicated things, like things that bulls,

they have.

So Maginex made the bulls dream of appetizing heifers.

Ah,

I don't know if they were dreaming,

But it couldn't have been very cheerful.

Why the things you don't want to translate,

They were hardly visible anymore.

Let's move on,

Let's move on.

And then the bull,

after the absolution of the pill,

He was rolling his eyes.

Was he fainting?

Exactly.

Third fa...

phase of the operation,

The bull was going mad.

SO,

after a few doses,

The bull had to be brought down like a chain.

Result,

My government has expressly banned the manufacture of Magenex and has ordered the total destruction of all existing stocks.

There aren't any left.

So how do you explain that a Frenchman,

blocked teeth with stones...

powerful to have a tube in one's possession.

I will answer you confidentially.

I can't explain it at all.

Michelino,

We'll toast Fine Napoléon for the television.

Serve,

Michelino.

GOOD,

Excellency,

to you whom I have cut off,

cut.

Is that the reason you're paid such a big chest?

Yes, indeed.

because it's the only one left in the world.

My cousin brought it back for me from South America.

It makes you feel good,

this product,

That makes you feel better...

Yes,

Yes,

during,

every Sunday.

And do you take it often?

Oh yes,

necessarily,

Every Saturday.

And for health,

Isn't that stuff bad?

Ah,

no way.

Look at me,

I am in great shape.

The dull eye,

white tongue.

I faint regularly,

I'm completely losing my memory.

But it wasn't late.

Good,

SO,

Let's get back to the point.

Finally,

I mean,

to your dog.

Finally,

to my dog.

He is wicked.

I hope.

Ah,

He devoured another clerk of mine last week.

But where is he?

At the Pantin cemetery.

No,

the dog.

Ah,

It's on the table on the other side.

Ah,

Is it on the table?

Ben,

Let's go,

SO.

Oh,

He is fat.

eh ?

He is handsome.

eh ?

Oh yes,

That,

He is handsome.

But it's big.

Good,

well,

That's perfect.

That's perfect.

Good,

well,

You can take it down from the table.

Ah,

No,

No,

wait.

You have the...

Ah,

the whistle.

Yes,

Yes.

So,

That's the whistle at 8:30.

Ah,

Good,

with that...

With that,

that he calm him down.

And with that,

I'm not risking anything.

No way.

Alright,

Alright.

Don't whistle.

But I can't hear anything.

But him,

He can't hear anything.

Ah,

That's fantastic.

Good,

So go ahead,

Let him go.

No,

wait.

No,

No,

I would prefer that you put it in the bedroom.

All right.

Come to the zoo.

And your dog?

Yes.

Are you happy?

Very, very happy.

Is he cute?

Oh yes,

Yes,

He is very cute.

Yes.

Oh yes,

I didn't tell you,

From today onwards you will be sleeping on the couch.

But why?

But no,

But you talk too much,

I trust you more.

Here is the bay's boarding contract,

His name is Ozo.

Ah, very good.

Here,

Here is your check.

THANKS.

What does he eat?

Three spoonfuls of steak.

Ah,

per day?

No meal.

Why are you lacking them?

Ah,

No,

Good day sir.

Good day sir.

You'll walk me back,

I know the way.

Ah.

Ah, there it is.

So it's true,

You no longer have me in your bed.

Yes, indeed.

Yes,

No...

But where are you going?

Find me San Gennaro,

I have two months to tell him.

Oh no.

No,

No,

You're welcome,

Get away from that fear, you poor little thing.

I'll do it myself.

It's because this brave little dog only knows me.

Well then...

Good,

It is...

Oh !

Oh no!

No,

No,

No !

Oh Maria Santissima!

Oh,

That's wonderful.

eh ?

That's what I call a guard dog.

Hold,

There's your Saint-Gennaro.

Oh,

You're not going out like that!

I do what I want.

and above all,

Don't enter the room.

This machine is extremely angry!

We'll end up collapsing like the ambassador's bulls!

We're going to San Gennaro!

We're going to make them pay for this!

I've been keeping my address book in order for years.

There is in there,

doctor,

horses that are better than prospects.

Almost certain.

That'll blow your mind, won't it?

That ?

Good morning,

doctor,

How's it going ?

What happened to you?

my old man?

Well,

Imagine, I rented a dog.

To get you started?

But no,

to keep my safe safe.

The safe?

Oh yes,

I didn't tell you.

Yes,

because I bought a safe to put the Maginaze in.

Do you realize?

It's the only tube that remains in the world.

And then,

with the dog,

No one can approach the safe.

Not even me.

You see,

Yet,

I have a small whistle here.

One way, but I must not know how to use it.

Ah, well, you see,

What did I tell you?

Do you want to save yourself?

Go play

Okay, so that's not all there is to it.

I came to propose a partnership to you.

An association?

Yes,

invincible.

So there you have it.

YOU,

You bring knowledge,

YOU,

doctor,

You bring the pastures that surround your castle and then I bring the fresh money that I will win every Sunday at the horse races.

The iron triangle?

And that's it.

Provided that your good wife doesn't give us the red tide sticks.

What does my wife have to do with this?

HAS-

Ah,

my old man,

She made you swear never to buy racehorses again.

Oh no.

But you know,

Well then,

These ill-considered remarks release me from my oath.

And if she dares to tell me that it's madness,

So, me,

I replied to him immediately,

It would be madness not to do anything crazy when you win at the trifecta.

It's perfectly obvious,

That.

Because,

exactly,

That's what it's for.

the trifecta,

Isn't that right?

To give everyone the hope of one day possessing what their means do not allow them to afford.

The extravagant car,

the castle in Spain,

the yacht of his dreams.

Amen.

No,

Dada,

It's the horse.

This time,

It's decided.

Thanks to our association,

I'll be able to buy a lot of them.

A lot.

Since my childhood,

I like racehorses.

I can no longer do without them.

To have some of my own,

to pamper them,

pamper them,

to caress the warm softness of their dresses,

their pride when they are free.

See the worried glimmer that shines at the edge of their pupils.

The pleasant smell of fresh straw,

I like everything.

Yes, that's it.

I like everything.

Everything about it charms me.

Everything intoxicates me.

I love taking care of the foals who are still trembling on their slender legs,

light as fangs,

lukewarm like stuffed cats.

I would like to buy all the horses.

Okay, so...

Thank you very much, Mr. Giffard.

Here is your check.

Okay then, my old friend,

You put it in the cupboard until it's ready to be trained.

Come on,

Goodbye, sacred Cambo.

I hope we're not going to visit yet another hara.

No ?

He has been visiting stud farms for four days.

Me,

I'm fed up with it.

Yes.

How ?

Hara, the bowl.

No,

You cannot understand this subtlety of the French language.

Isn't that right?

Come on,

advance !

Good,

SO,

Here is your check.

Mr. Constantine.

And then,

SO,

Oh yes,

I would like that one too.

Isn't that too expensive for you?

Ah,

Do you think,

with Maginex,

It's in the bag.

The Maginex,

it's what ?

No,

It's a foolproof way to get into prison.

So there you have it.

It's very easy.

On Saturdays I dream.

I win on Sunday and I collect my winnings on Monday.

Are you feeling well?

Yes,

Yes,

Yes.

Wouldn't you like a whisky, perhaps?

Oh no.

No,

Excuse me, I have an appointment.

I summoned the trainer for this evening.

for my dog.

So,

my dear Eddy,

Goodbye.

Bye.

Bye.

That guy is crazy.

She is beautiful.

He fell asleep almost immediately.

He'll have to dream up his shot.

He has a few bounced checks.

He will find,

He will find it.

He sleeps like a log.

I'm taking the animal with me so it doesn't cause any trouble.

I'll bring it back tomorrow morning.

Don't rush.

Good evening,

gentlemen,

ladies.

Come,

We'll see you again.

Where are you going ?

In my room.

No,

No,

This is not the right time.

Today,

That's the ultimate dream.

Perhaps for you,

But not for me.

Don't insist,

This is crucial.

But anyway,

I am at home.

here.

Here,

Yes.

But here,

This is the Prophet's room.

And no one will return.

Not even me.

I know because he's here.

Good,

SO,

Did it go well?

With that,

He fell asleep without taking his pill yet.

So much the better,

That's good because I would have had people borrowing his magical omnifer if it had any rank.

this poor insomniac man.

Come on,

Give it quickly.

Ah...

Ah...

Maginex.

Ah...

Ah...

This little festive tune.

Oh,

Do you hear?

Luciano?

It is fortune that sings,

hold.

I can't hear any music.

THE...

Well,

the legs.

It's still too early to be sleepy.

Is that understood?

Tell me,

I hope so,

little scoundrel,

You didn't borrow a magic pill while you were at it?

Or whatever you might imagine,

boss ?

Oh,

imagine,

imagine,

I imagine it,

expat,

I know you.

infamous scoundrel!

What's wrong, boss?

Me,

I think that...

This is the first time I'm going to bet on horse races.

honestly.

Go quickly,

Hurry!

Ouch,

Ouch,

Ouch,

Oh, my poor head!

Don't move like that, old man.

SO,

You don't make a good patient.

Do you know?

It's okay, doctor.

Well, it's not a big deal.

That's huge.

That's amazing!

I didn't even have time to take my pill before it hit me from behind.

Bastard,

He took the tube!

Yes,

But that...

He takes a little bit of it with him to paradise.

because with the police,

at this time...

In my opinion,

It was completely idiotic to have gone and called the police.

Why is that stupid?

Because now,

Everyone will know.

Aware of what?

that without NEX magic,

So you can't get the trifecta and therefore you can't win it?

So what, so what, and put yourself in the place of the breeders who bought horses from you with small checks without any planning, what would your face be like?

Oh well, that would be very annoying because I would think I would never get paid, and then what would the result be?

Ah well, knowing myself, I would file a complaint, that's surely what will happen, believe me. So you think so?

And our little association of the iron triangle risks finding itself behind bars; in any case, what we need to do now is buy time. Thank you.

And above all,

that no one knows.

Yes,

Yes,

No.

Don't come in, sir?

Sir ?

Sir ?

These gentlemen came to register your complaint.

What complaint?

You were knocked unconscious.

Mr. Paul.

Me ?

But never.

But who could have spread such a rumor?

The lady came to pick us up.

Ah,

It's madam.

Oh yes,

It all makes sense now.

Mr. Morel,

Come.

Don't pay attention.

My successes at the horse races drove her completely crazy.

Darling,

It's time for your potion.

You know,

For your head.

My potion,

my head,

Mathieu is completely crazy.

You see,

You see,

She's delirious.

She's delirious.

It's classic.

Mathieu, you're kidding me.

And what about the bandages you have on your head?

I have a bandage on my head?

Ah yes, that's true.

You have a bandage on your head.

Oh, you think so?

Ah, I'm absolutely certain.

And my colleague and I are not crazy!

Finally, gentlemen...

Ah yes, I'm here.

So you're talking about the bandage I have on my head?

Yes.

Oh yes,

No,

But that was earlier because I hit my head on the ceiling while jumping rope.

And where is she?

Who ?

Not the rope!

Um,

the rope,

Where is the rope?

Ah,

the rope,

She is here.

around the curtain.

Yes,

Yes,

there,

there.

Ah,

because...

Because you tie back the curtains,

He's great at jumping.

YOU.

You wouldn't want me to tie them up with sausages, would you?

No ?

Listen,

That's enough.

My furniture is my own business.

What concerns him about us,

It's about whether you're going to file a complaint.

No.

No ?

But no,

Why bother?

We wonder.

Good.

SO,

Mrs,

if the complainant does not file a complaint,

my colleague and I,

I wonder what we're doing here.

Yes,

Me too.

Good,

SO,

Julia,

You escort these gentlemen home and offer them a small glass of wine.

So.

With two straws.

Come on,

there,

That was a close call.

eh ?

Bye.

Good,

NOW,

I'm off to the races.

I have an appointment with the breeder.

You know why.

Do the impossible.

Yes,

We'll try.

Are you from the earth?

We're going to miss the last one.

Come on,

On the way.

Hopefully it works.

It's a water gene.

Finally,

If I understand correctly,

You want me to return the check that the butcher gave me for the purchase of my foal.

Yes, indeed.

He is currently having difficulty funding his account.

Why does he dream more about the trifecta?

If,

well,

You have just seen the finish of the race.

All favorites.

A formidable one.

I can wear it.

that it wasn't worth taking a taxi to go to the Wall Country.

I will wait to cash his check, which

to your butcher,

dream of a more advantageous trifecta.

Tell me,

You have it on you,

The check?

Yes.

Give it to me.

Yes.

In any case,

You have nothing to lose.

You have not yet delivered the animal.

Hey,

Where has our friend the doctor gone?

I can't see him anymore.

The doctor,

He was called to the infirmary.

Francis Le Bouc fainted.

Very funny.

Tell me about this purchase.

No,

No,

It's not a big deal.

No.

But what happened to him?

An annoyance.

He arrived from Tier-C last night.

Hold,

Him too?

But where is the problem?

That's because he dreamt backwards.

Upside down?

But what do you mean?

The three horses he saw arrive first in his dream.

Well,

They were the last three to arrive on the street.

Since he had a lot of money on it,

crack!

Where am I?

Where am I?

And in this place that I thought was barbaric,

The eye was in the grave and gazing at the dry grass…

SO,

SO,

SO,

Are you alright, old man?

If,

It's going very well.

Thank you, and you?

You can tell me anything.

I am a doctor.

Doctor,

Are you covered by the national health insurance scheme?

Oh no.

No,

Then I fainted again.

Finally,

You are his friend.

Ben,

You don't just faint like that for no reason.

We didn't overindulge at the table,

of drink,

abused tranquilizers

of the pill.

Pill?

Which pill?

Why are you talking about the pill?

I didn't take any pills.

I swear,

I never take the pill.

Your Honor.

Mr. Judge?

First, I speak more about my lawyer than about the present tense.

there.

Finally,

the best in its current state,

It's about letting him rest.

I'm going to see the last resort.

If you need me,

You know where to find me.

Brilliant illumination,

Masterful evidence.

now I have everything

Understood.

What do you mean,

Treasure ?

Last night,

You took a pill.

like me.

You were dreaming.

What ?

That you were offering me a black mink coat.

Yes,

Completely idiotic.

Get that idea out of your head.

please.

Good,

After,

You fainted.

Yes, indeed.

in my beef.

Good,

You,

You took the pill.

You dreamt it.

What ?

I don't dare say it.

I've taken so much!

I'd like to kick you somewhere.

It was good.

Good,

And you fainted before you even had time to lift your leg.

No ?

Yes,

it's a shame.

Perfect.

Conclusion ?

Can't you see?

No.

And you ?

Oh,

Dear illiterate idiot!

Ah,

I am alone,

genius,

always alone,

person !

to follow me to the heights of logical deduction.

But think about it,

my God !

You,

You take my Ginex,

What are you dreaming about?

Let's aim.

You,

You take my Ginex,

You're dreaming, a kick in the ass.

We'll pay for this later.

That,

Besides.

Me,

I'm taking my Ginex.

I dream of horses.

but the last three.

Conclusion.

Conclusion.

Only the butcher dreams when he takes my Ginex.

Conclusion.

from the conclusion,

You still can't see it?

We need to bring Boucher and

Maginex.

Eat, my darling.

But I'm not hungry.

The blood is killing me,

I am nothing anymore.

It's a disgrace.

It's ruin.

the stream.

Keep the morals.

But how do you expect me to stay positive?

For days,

I go from fortune teller to piton maker.

from private detective to police dog.

And why?

I'm asking you?

For absolutely nothing.

Who will find it for me?

my tube,

eh ?

Don't despair,

Dear.

The dowser who is supposed to come today might have better luck.

Do you think so?

What do you think?

The dowser of the desert.

He was the one who discovered Tassim and Saoud.

A childhood day for him.

His wand will lead them to your tube.

as surely as poodles guide the blind.

It must be him.

Don't tell me anything!

Don't tell me anything!

Ha

I am the water diviner of the desert!

Ha! Don't tell me anything!

Don't tell me anything!

Don't tell me anything!

You are looking for a tube.

No,

Don't tell me anything.

I know !

You are looking for a tube.

But where did you come from?

I come from Tamangracet.

Right now?

Right now.

You know

Tamangracet? You know it.

You ?

An abject country.

despicable,

I'm coming to your hand, the sete,

excruciating heat,

I take off my shirt.

I throw away my shirt.

I'm stamping my shirt,

I take off my panties.

I throw away my panties.

I'm trapping a pair of panties.

And I'm leaving just like that,

all alone,

completely naked,

in the desert sand.

Are you sure you didn't get sunstroke?

Sunstroke?

Sunstroke?

No !

Two cases of sunstroke!

Ah,

two !

Ten cases of sunstroke!

Thousand !

Thousand ?

Thousand.

Ten thousand,

fifteen thousand

Judge for yourselves!

But sunstroke doesn't count for me.

I'll get through it!

We need to think about something else!

To his old mother, that's the desert water diviner. Me, we're not in a desert here, no, not now, but after I go there, and yes, if you don't know him, it's 4 3 2 1 0

BOOM!

Kilimanjaro

Me,

BOOM!

No more Kilimanjaro!

Chaumont's goals,

BOOM!

No more goals for Chaumont!

But Chaumont's goals,

It's not in Africa!

Here too,

This isn't Africa!

Here,

I will use more modest means.

Are you looking for a tube?

Wait,

wait,

wait !

He's here!

He's here!

He's not here.

there,

They're just old rags.

He is...

He's here.

There.

No,

He's not here.

there,

They're disgusting.

He is...

He's here!

There !

There ?

But into the wall!

Up against the wall!

We'll find out right away!

Oh no.

No,

You're crazy!

How ?

There's a room behind it!

No, but stop it!

There's a room behind it!

Is there a room behind it?

No, you're crazy!

No, but listen...

There's a room behind it!

But for me there's a room behind!

But why don't you say so?

No !

Instead of saying just anything!

There's a room behind it!

Wait...

The tube is in the back room!

But you should see your smile

He is here

Here's a tube.

two tubes,

ten tubes,

one hundred tubes

a thousand tubes.

He's weird.

The universe is full of hit songs.

And there you have it.

And there you have it.

the one we are looking for,

the one I'm looking for.

He is here.

Here it is.

There it is!

But that's my hit song!

Is that the other one?

Is that right?

Yes,

Yes,

That's it.

Maginex.

But he was in the bathroom.

He was in the bathroom.

Well,

to forget all of this,

You'll take one and dream.

Oh no.

No,

No,

I'm not dreaming about that in front of everyone.

And definitely not in front of you.

Not in front of me?

Oh no.

We are wary of the desert water diviner.

No,

No,

No,

but...

Good,

Well, I'll find something else.

There you go!

Are you a telephone subscriber?

Well, obviously.

He's crazy.

He asks me if we have a phone subscription.

THANKS.

But he's leaving with my tube!

But my tube!

My hit song!

Oh well,

We screwed each other up this time.

They'll never find my tube.

Yes, indeed.

apart from saying 7 and 8,

that makes

9, 10,

11,

12,

13,

That makes 15.

There.

15 million,

That's it.

And 2 million for the combo.

15 and 2,

That makes 17.

Plus the dog allowance and the purchase of the trunk,

17,750 million.

So it's all over.

there,

That's fucked up.

Yes, indeed.

The checks are not covered.

The bailiffs are going to seize my property.

The police are going to come and arrest me.

Let's go,

police.

Here,

A friend who wishes you well.

Perfect,

tremendous.

Continue.

A complaint has been filed against you because your bank account is overdrawn.

And not so much.

Run away immediately.

A white car will pick you up at the Maradans intersection in about ten minutes.

In minutes?

Be careful.

Don't tell anyone.

And make sure you're not being followed.

But who are you?

But we've already told you that,

a friend who wishes you well,

there !

Who was it?

No,

It's nothing.

It's the talking clock.

Yes,

listen,

You're welcome,

Don't ask me any questions.

Don't ask me any questions.

And if I am asked,

I am not on a personal time.

You arrived safely.

Things are happening.

But where are you going dressed like that?

Buy a box of matches.

Farewell,

my darling.

And know that I have never stopped loving you.

Never forget me.

And you, my friends,

If you hear anything defamatory said about me,

Keep in mind that I was still a good horse.

Pardon.

A good horse.

Follow them without them noticing.

Don't leave them alone.

I'm afraid they'll do something stupid.

These pills have completely messed him up.

Good morning,

Sir.

Good morning,

Mrs.

Do you have a light?

Um...

So.

THANKS.

Mr. Paul,

I presume.

I am the friend who wishes you well.

Ah,

That's very kind of you.

Are you certain you weren't followed?

Certain,

certain.

Good,

So get in quickly.

We have a long way to go,

I'm warning you.

The road will seem long to you.

long.

Oh well,

with you

Definitely not.

SO,

Where are we going?

Ah,

I regret it.

You won't know.

I'm not allowed to tell you.

May I?

What is...

Ah,

but it's...

Yes,

No,

But why you...?

Yes,

No,

But why you...?

How many fingers do I have?

Ten ?

You're a little cheater.

But no,

But I counted them earlier.

SO,

That...

Good,

So let's go.

Good,

So let's go.

What do we do?

...the car for

to know where she's leading him.

Oh,

Oh dear! Oh,

Hey,

The road is winding.

eh ?

Oh,

Oh,

It makes me dizzy.

If it doesn't lower your average too much,

Couldn't we stop for a moment behind a hedge?

Useless.

We have arrived.

Perhaps I could take off my mask?

Oh no,

Yes, indeed.

But it's not very practical.

Yes,

It suits you so well.

What is...

What is this...

No,

No !

I know that place,

Me.

Hold,

Go ahead,

Leave that in place.

Attention,

Here we are.

It's been a long road.

my God,

You must be tired.

Oh yes,

That,

long journeys

It breaks you,

eh.

A little whisky to perk you up?

Ah,

Yes,

I wouldn't say no.

Yes.

That,

How's it going.

It's nice at your place.

eh.

Drink this in one gulp without breathing.

Ah,

In one go?

Yes,

That will give you a nice little boost before you go to bed.

handsome boy.

Come on,

In bed?

Yes,

in bed,

there,

next to.

Ah,

How's it going.

SO,

You certainly know how to entertain.

That,

You are really...

A friend who wishes you well.

Good,

Well,

Let's go.

Oh no.

Close your eyes and count to three.

Ah.

Eh ?

2,

3

The major rescue efforts,

You've lured me to a beach again, haven't you?

Oh no,

Don't get upset,

I am the friend who wishes you well.

Here is the proof

Oh,

my magazine ex.

Wolf,

I want you to dream about winning the trifecta for me every Saturday night.

Oh,

Well, never.

SO.

Even under torture,

You won't force me to be worth a compromise.

Oh no.

No,

That...

Too late,

It's already done.

It was dissolved in the whisky you just drank.

No,

Yes, it does.

Whether you like it or not,

You will dream of the horses at bedtime.

That,

I don't care because I'll fight against sleep.

Yes,

I will fight.

Yes,

Yes.

You see,

like that,

I will fight.

You see.

Go for it,

Go for it.

Slap,

Slap him.

No,

not me,

YOU.

Like that.

Yes,

Yes,

Yes.

Go for it.

Sooner or later,

You will sleep.

We have all night ahead of us.

And here,

not only...

They will not be disturbed.

Hello,

I will locate the place.

I'm looking for my other friend.

Be careful.

The initiative we are taking is at our own risk.

Paul entered Francis Le Bouc's lair with his full rice.

SO,

Go ahead, Moulou.

You should have told me that sooner.

I've already summoned one.

Good,

Stay tuned,

I am continuing my progress.

I won't sleep.

I won't sleep.

Oh no.

Why are you so determined to fight against sleep?

That's ridiculous.

That's pointless.

My little pigeon,

We will both be happy here.

I'll feed you like a rooster in dough.

I'll put you up at the beautiful sign.

That's it.

That's it.

And you,

You will collect the millions from the trifecta in my place.

Yes,

Yes,

Yes.

That's normal.

That's normal.

No ?

But don't worry,

I'll give you a nice present.

Do,

Yes,

But don't try to lull me with your stupid words.

Because I,

You know,

your stories,

Don't try to fool me.

We don't eat like that.

Music from the Marseillaise

Do you hear?

Sleep well!

Sleep like a log!

And soon all the gold in the world will fall into my lap!

The pleasures are mine,

I'll have the intoxication.

I have the wildest ambitions!

Hold,

I'll buy an electric train!

I'll even change my shirt once or twice a week.

I will have an American car.

Russian caviar,

a Chinese driver,

All.

He will start to dream.

You have something to take notes with.

Come on,

Come.

I'm cracking,

I'm cracking.

The cheapskate,

come,

It has already begun.

Oh,

I take the turn in front of the stands.

That's it,

I'm overflowing with cashew nuts.

Fantômas,

radiant.

Note the numbers,

This is very important.

I'm going up the 6th.

the 2nd,

the 4th.

The figures,

Above all.

We are in the lead 200 meters from the finish line.

Oh,

closely followed by Phidias,

Miro,

Princitel.

SO,

that works ?

What did he say?

He's almost at the finish line.

They will do it.

The rifleman?

Shh!

Fidias resists.

Miro and Praxiteles are retrograde.

That's it!

That's it,

We won!

That's it!

In what order?

The 6th,

the 4th,

the 2nd.

Ah!

The 6th,

Numbers 4 and 2!

Victory !

That was something to think about.

eh !

It wasn't the tipster who would have given a third.

It's the same!

Above all,

That idiot Alex!

Ah,

I hate him!

That idiot,

That scoundrel who ruined me several times!

breakery

I will ridicule him.

I will destroy his reputation.

I will make him lose his job at the radio station.

You haven't won yet,

my little man.

Shh!

Who spoke?

That's where it comes from.

Oh !

Oh, betrayal!

Infamous betrayal!

Oh, that's not good!

I will tell those gentlemen on the committee!

I will tell the minister!

I'll tell my mother!

No ?

Fellow horse racing fans,

Good morning.

Like every Sunday morning,

I'm going to give you the predictions for the trifecta.

But exceptionally,

These are not the ones I will give you today.

These are the meats of the famous butcher from Dampierre.

the only man who,

thanks to Maginex,

can dream of the arrival of the trifecta in advance.

I therefore give it to you as he gave it to me,

the 6th,

the 4th and the 2nd.

I must honestly add that it is a dream that inspires confidence in me.

So I repeat,

the 6th,

the 4th and the 2nd.

Fantomas returns outside.

Vidias is fighting with Miro and Praxiteles.

My dear president,

What do you think of this lovely result?

Period of crisis,

how to put it,

collective madness.

Madness or not madness,

I need to find a cure.

If you start organizing races that no longer bring in any money,

Where are we going?

What situation are you putting us in?

Do you realize?

It won't last.

Mr. Minister?

1 billion 200 million.

What does that do?

12 million?

Yes,

12 million,

That's right.

12 million that you owe us.

How do you expect my colleague in finance to make sense of it?

It's impossible for this to continue.

Mr. Minister.

Do you believe it?

you to the oracles.

Oh yes.

How about you?

Mr. Minister?

Oh yes,

at age 5,

A fortune teller predicted to my mother that I would be a minister.

Oh !

And here's the proof!

But let's get back to our buttons.

You need to arrange to do these...

I don't want to see any more refunded trifectas.

We take our share,

That's understood.

But if the trifecta no longer brings in any money,

They won't play there anymore.

And we need our money,

Can you hear me?

Yes,

obviously.

Don't force me to impose an additional tax on your facilities.

The goal is to recover this money one way or another.

Figure it out yourself!

That's the whole question.

But Mr. Minister,

You can order an investigation.

Eh ?

An investigation?

Yes.

Oh yes,

The investigation is ongoing.

my old man.

Naturally,

We've already thought of that.

Oh yes,

Mr. Minister,

Yes.

Ah,

I have already started the investigation.

Mr. Minister.

Yes,

and on my orders,

for the past few hours,

The police are carrying out a massive raid.

Yes.

Oh, but what is this?

What is this?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like,

If I understand correctly,

To summarize the situation as it appears to me in light of your various statements.

Mr. Alex,

prognosticator,

indiscreetly communicates to the public via radio the numbers transmitted to him by walkie-talkie by Mr. Francis Berthold.

said the goat,

thanks to the complicity of Mr. Paul Blanc,

mouth...

of his condition, which regularly dope him with Maginex supplied by Miss Monique Roussel and Mr. Luciano Di Le Corse, present here, while the butcher's wife demands her husband's mouth

to protect her from issuing bad checks,

done in collusion with Dr. Vergès,

racecourse doctor,

also present here.

That's right.

In any case,

Only one thing seems clear to me.

There is fraud in the horse racing bets.

And I want to know who is primarily responsible.

But it's the Maginex,

Mr. Police Station.

I'm telling you, it's Maginex.

I'm past the age of fairy tales.

The gambling police know all the tricks used by fraudsters.

Are you okay?

Yours,

it is said,

is missing from our directory.

So give it,

ordered.

You enlighten me or I'll throw you all in the hole.

Me in the hole?

Especially you.

Good.

SO,

I will lower my pants so as not to obstruct the course of justice.

Contempt of court.

Greek,

what she is.

But no,

But no,

But no,

Mr. Police Station.

This is just to introduce Maginex to you.

And to offer an experience that will definitively establish everyone's innocence.

What do you mean?

Well, there you have it.

The butcher will swallow a pill and he will dream in front of you about the arrival of the next trifecta.

Do you have a glass of water?

You're not going to do that again.

But look at the state you've left it in.

Listen, madam,

Your husband must have an opinion on this.

He hasn't said anything yet.

SO,

What do you decide, my friend?

I would like to be a horse.

My patient needs to be put in a green space.

I request that the experiment be postponed until the end of next week.

Anyway,

There are no tertiary classes until next Sunday.

Yes,

but we have a hat trick this afternoon at Vincennes.

We're going to give him some of that famous Maginex.

Refied,

Bring me a glass of water.

No,

But tell me,

what is...

What are you doing here?

Are you listening at doors now?

I'm going to give you the reason,

Me.

He's the butcher from Dampierre.

He's dreaming of this afternoon's hat trick.

Oh,

So be careful,

Noted.

I can't hear very well.

But pay closer attention,

idiots.

Are you sure he'll start dreaming right away?

Oh,

dream right now.

Guaranteed,

Mr. Police Station.

Ah,

I can't see anything.

Ah,

It's difficult.

I can't see anything at all.

You see,

He can't see anything.

No,

But it will come.

It will come.

Ah yes,

I see ash.

But what am I doing on the Vincennes track?

My dear,

my dear.

Oh no.

Good,

That's my horse bolting.

Oh well,

As for who won the race,

Well, that's it.

mystery.

Of course,

in front of the others,

We dream of the arrival of the trifecta,

but in front of the commissioner,

We snore.

No,

But she didn't do it maliciously.

You know.

Ah yes,

I see.

I don't dream about it.

I see the painting.

The display order is 5, 7, 3, my darling, my darling, Madam Commissioner, successful experiment, no, come on, I'm not mad at you for bothering me.

Goodbye and thank you. Leave that on the table. Come quickly, my colleague from the Quai des Orfèvres will be very happy to have a short chat with you. It was about the old lady who was murdered. Note that she was already very ill.

You're there, guard, go ahead and take him on board, take me on board.

No, don't drag me into this, no, but be careful, I have connections. I'm going to...

I will complain to the minister to get an order to speak.

My name is.

I don't know how to spell it.

As for you,

I am obliged to keep you here.

all three,

in secret.

Madam,

you can dispose of,

provided, however, that you keep to yourself everything you have learned here.

You can count on my discretion.

Commissioner.

The 5th,

THE

7 and 3.

Come,

Here's my part.

Mrs. Julia.

For once,

It's not me who leaves any.

THANKS,

Sir,

You are very kind.

You don't need to thank me.

It was your husband who made me win all this.

THANKS,

THANKS.

Come on,

hurry up.

Hurry up.

Do all that for me.

Come on,

Go on,

hurry up !

We're going to miss the finish line!

Yes,

Yes,

Yes,

We know the result,

That's what our friend said.

The 5th,

the 7th,

Valais-Dos,

and the 3rd,

Vacares 2.

Yes,

I wish you the same.

because without that...

Okay then,

ahead !

I can't bother you like this.

Mrs. Julia.

You know very well that your husband is never wrong.

It's because of all the money you lent me.

You needed it.

That's perfectly normal.

Oh yes,

but...

No,

Please,

Please.

Naturally,

I missed it.

I suspected as much.

Spouché's dreams are nothing but a hoax.

There is a criminal conspiracy.

My poor darling,

We're ruined.

How could you have been so wrong?

These gentlemen, we owe them nearly 3 million.

Dear.

Please,

Do something.

Do something.

Please.

I will win this race.

I am proud.

Look at,

look at,

look at.

Oh,

but...

But who's taking it?

But who's taking it?

He's crazy.

Memento!

A complaint!

Yes,

a complaint,

Commissioner.

Come back,

Paul!

We won!

We won.

Paul!

We won!

And me,

I lost.

Come back!

Come back,

my God !

You see,

Father,

That's what I would like to be.

Well then,

my father who became a magnificent stallion.

Yes,

Yes,

Yes.

And then, then,

Mom,

You see,

my mother.

750 million in earnings,

8 cups,

14 International Grand Prix.

Oh dear!

So now,

It is a polymer.

I am Henri Levesque.

at Beuseville-la-Bastille.

Did you know that she's the mother of the famous Oscar Arel?

I am his younger foster brother.

if I may say so.

Finally,

She would be waiting for her share.

Wait,

I'm going to do it.

Where do you put yourself?

Father?

Ben,

in my place,

Please.

Hey,

I feel sorry for him.

Him ?

It's a turn-turn.

He thinks he's a horse.

A horse?

But this is not man's noblest conquest.

Yes,

Yes,

Yes.

Proudly,

Did you receive my American mix?

Yes,

Sir.

I'm going to check if the gentleman's ration is ready in the kitchen.

Mr. Picotin

Perfect,

Perfect.

Help me do my...