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Get you anything else?
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Cheryl.
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What are you doing here?
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I just wanna talk.
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I have a restraining order.
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I'm calling the cops.
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Where'd you get that?
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I need you to listen to me.
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No.
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I stopped at the
diner for a caffeine fix.
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I just worked a double shift
at the hospital.
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I'm a pediatric nurse.
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And what happened next?
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A man walked in
and started arguing with the waitress.
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Then I saw him pull out a ghost gun.
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Objection.
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The witness isn't qualified to
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characterize what he
saw as a ghost gun.
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Sustained.
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Your Honor,
I can qualify my witness's expertise.
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Sustained, Mr. Wilson. Move on.
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Does the judge hate our case,
hate us, or both?
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My company sells, uh,
build-your-own kits
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for personal weapon hobbyists.
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Hobbyists?
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And does CovertCraft's website
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require any kind of background check
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before these hobbyists
can place an order?
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It's not required by law, so no.
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And that allowed a domestic abuser to
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purchase this gun that shot my client.
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Is that right?
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No, again, we-we don't sell guns.
We sell kits.
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A kit that fires a bullet.
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What would you call that?
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Objection. Badgering the witness.
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Sustained.
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Mr. Wilson, please
do not try my patience.
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Thanks again for being
my second chair, Harry.
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I know things haven't
been going our way with the judge,
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but, hey, we've got a good jury, right?
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Juror number five,
the landscape architect,
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he's been taking notes.
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Elton, it wouldn't matter
if you had the best jury in the world
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if the judge throws out the verdict.
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- Think she'd do it?
- Judge Marlene Gannon?
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I choked down
enough of her family's awful bourbon
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at her reelection fundraisers
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to know that, yes, she can be bought.
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Then what do we do about it?
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Well, trial's on pause
for the rest of the week.
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Why don't you go over these testimonies?
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I'm gonna call some friends.
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Whew!
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What are all those faces?
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Breanna saw you in court. She called us.
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She said you were
getting your ass handed to you.
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I did not say that.
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You didn't say it.
You texted it with stupid emojis.
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It says, "Harry, ass, hand, gavel."
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- Where's Sophie?
- She's in London
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visiting her stepdaughter.
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She thought it would be a good time
because you were in trial.
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Well, the important thing is
we wanted to help you, so we did.
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With this.
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The old Trojan fake Rolex bit.
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Hey, Katie.
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What is this, uh, product placement
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appointment with
"Militia Mountain Man"?
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Wait. Militia Mountain who?
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Look. I'm not saying
that the end is near.
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I'm saying do you want...
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Would you rather be
a warrior in a garden
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than a gardener in a war?
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And that is how
you cook a pig in the ground.
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- Katie, I need you.
- Huh.
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Breanna, you better sell this guy.
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My outfit doesn't necessarily
say business opportunity.
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Do not worry.
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My bots are on it.
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Now, Philip, Philip
can be a little aggro
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now and then, but he's a sweetheart.
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It's Dennis.
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Dennis is a rascal.
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These are not real
people. They're robots.
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They are bespoke bots
created by me, powered by AI.
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Oh, now, Dennis.
You crossed the line on that one.
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Steve Pointer. CovertCraft.
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Right. So, you are,
uh, Militia Mountain Man?
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- Yeah.
- I am... I'm so impressed with your channel.
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You have, um, 200,000 followers...
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...who would
be very interested in our kits.
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Yeah, well,
my people know how to build stuff.
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And I'm not talking Ikea furniture,
if you know what I mean.
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Yeah.
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Definitely.
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Uh, let me, uh... Come on.
Let me show you around.
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Come on. Let's go.
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This is our newest model.
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Unlike, uh, most products on the market,
this baby is durable.
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She will go 2,000 rounds...
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without failing.
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Say, aren't you all on trial
for something that you...
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Uh, no. That's a
nuisance that's about to go away.
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The judge, she's, uh, sympathetic.
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Good news.
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I just got the numbers he punched in
using his heat signature.
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Zero, one, two, four and seven.
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Bad news, I don't know the order
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and I only have four tries
before it shuts down.
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Hey, Triple M. Let me cut to the chase.
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I'd love to be your go-to bunker
protection provider,
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so, uh, should we,
uh, talk terms or what?
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Parker, you're about to have company.
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- I need more time.
- Hey!
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Hey! Take...
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- Yeah?
- How did they get to you?
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Who? The council. The octopus.
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Are these cameras?
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Are you wearing a wire?
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Oh. The safe code. I figured it out.
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The date of incorporation. July 4, 2021.
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High five.
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Is that what you got from
the story, huh? A safe code?
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I got hit with a flashlight, man.
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I got maced. I got
chased by some robot.
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Yeah, yeah. The important thing is,
I got this from the safe.
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Steve gave each of his employees
a thousand dollars
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to donate to the
judge's reelection campaign.
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And then donated three days
before your case began.
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- Proof of bribery.
- So, the judge gets tossed off the case
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and you have a fair shot
at taking CovertCraft down.
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I know I'm not the best at
emotional cues, but this feels wrong.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Everything that you just said
is perfectly legal.
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No, he gave his employees money
to give to the judge
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that's presiding over his case.
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Welcome to the American judicial system.
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He paid for a vacation for Judge
Gannon and for other judges.
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Legal.
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He bought the judge's mom's house
for over market value.
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Yeah, well, there's no law that says
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you have to have good business sense.
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Look, it is nearly
impossible to find an
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American public
servant guilty of bribery.
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You need literally a video of somebody
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handing Judge Gannon a big bag of cash
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and saying out loud,
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"I'm giving you this cash
so that you will find favorably for me."
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And Judge Gannon has to take that cash
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and she has to say out loud,
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"I will find for you
because of this cash."
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Anything else, I'm sorry to say,
is perfectly but insanely legal.
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So, you need the judge to actually
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say "quid pro quo"
or it's not a bribe?
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Yes, but you forgot
about the big bag of cash.
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There's one big problem.
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I mean, if any of us get recorded
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bribing a judge, we'd get arrested.
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What if the person paying the bribe
didn't exist?
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What do you mean
the briber doesn't exist?
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Did I mention...
'Cause I'm working on a side project,
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I mi... I might have... I definitely
hacked into the Louisiana DMV.
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Wow. Right after they made you
retake your road test, huh?
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How convenient.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I downloaded
all the ID photos for
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every registered driver in the state,
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then I fed all of them
into the Eigenface algorithm.
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It gave me a composite image of a person
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who one of our marks would
believe radiates power, wealth.
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Meet Frankenstein.
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Or as I like to call him, Frank.
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So you asked for wealth and power
and it gave you a weatherman?
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Well, I prompted the algorithm
to give me a wide variety of faces,
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but when I entered successful
or educated or trustworthy...
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The algorithm keeps giving you a white
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guy with perfect teeth and good hair.
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AI algorithms do not create.
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They mimic the biases of their creators.
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So, yes. All their creators happen
to be 30-year-old white guys
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that smell like Axe.
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So, you made a Frank. What can he do?
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Nothing on his own,
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but with some motion capture software
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and a voice synthesizer
that I made from scratch,
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I can be Frank's puppet master.
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Whoa!
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Hang on.
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You can make
this Frank thing bribe a judge?
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Yes. So, here's the idea.
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We have the deal go down in an online
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meeting that she thinks is secure,
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but we record it and then
have a bagman deliver the cash.
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And then we can rig the bag of cash
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with a camera to confirm the bribe.
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All right, well, does that work, Harry?
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Well, if you took all
that video evidence
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and you send it to the State
Ethics Committee anonymously,
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yeah, you could get a mistrial.
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Maybe get Gannon thrown off the case.
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So, yes.
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Why is this Frank
bribing a judge on your case?
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He's not on trial.
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Well, maybe they're
in the same business.
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Not guns, but maybe 3D printing,
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and he's afraid that the trial's
gonna affect his bottom line.
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But the judge could just ask Frank
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to write a check to her campaign
just like Steve.
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Not if we create for her a very sudden,
urgent need for cash.
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Well, you'd need a white whale.
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Bourbon.
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Truly awful bourbon.
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That's how we're gonna do it.
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Don't be shy.
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Come taste Mardi Grain bourbon.
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Old family recipe of
a hundred years old.
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Well, hello, sir.
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Here you go.
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Well, you must have an allergy.
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All right. Just gonna move this one
right over here.
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Well. Trying to get on
my good side, counselor?
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No. I can assure you, I only
came to savor your family business.
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We distill our flavor
from mashed recycled coconut shells.
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Oh, Lord.
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These Gen Z upstarts with their...
with their fancy machines
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and their... and their weird recipes.
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They don't understand the old ways.
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Family values, faith.
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Good for the soul. Good for the bourbon.
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Well, I'll drink to that.
I'll see you in court.
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You are not paying attention.
You are not listening to me.
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These are one of a kind. My
casks are one of a kind. Not like this.
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No. We make our casks
from recycled chopsticks.
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These are Old Magnolia casks.
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I want you to close your eyes.
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Forget life as you know it.
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At my new start-up, Stanford 360...
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...I have created something
that will change everything.
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I present to you...
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...a quantum leap in 3D printing.
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The Mira-Machine.
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Imagine creating...
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Create anything in your own home.
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From a dishwasher seal...
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...to an artificial limb,
in a machine the size of a shoebox.
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Now, I only have one question.
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Who's ready to create the future?
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Old Magnolia.
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Went out of business in 1918.
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All the original casks
were destroyed during prohibition.
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No one's been able to replicate
the taste ever since.
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If those casks are genuine,
254
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they could change the game
for whoever buys them.
255
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:03,170
You know your history. Good for you.
256
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,050
My grandfather owned
one of the original bottles.
257
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,929
It had a rustic, powerful flavor.
258
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:14,100
Yes. Very smooth.
259
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,690
Full-bodied.
260
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:18,860
Sweet.
261
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:23,150
And underneath it all, there is a...
How you say?
262
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:25,990
A burning.
263
00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:30,909
- You see, bourbon is not only my passion.
264
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,249
- It is also my business.
265
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:37,499
I have tracked ten kegs
back to the original distillery.
266
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,830
All underwater due to Katrina.
267
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,129
And I tell you, an alligator...
268
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,810
- No, no, no.
- ...nearly severed my...
269
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,300
- How much do you want for them?
270
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,139
They are 20 grand each.
271
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,260
Cash.
272
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:52,930
Cash?
273
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,139
Can't you take a check?
274
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,349
I am a judge.
275
00:13:58,350 --> 00:13:59,560
Yeah.
276
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,439
Sorry.
277
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,780
I'm sorry. It is a cash game, madam.
278
00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:08,320
You see, you have to pay to win.
279
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:13,410
However, when you find the cash...
280
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:16,960
give me a call.
281
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,339
Hey. How's Astrid?
282
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,590
She's great.
283
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,218
She's working hard, but her work's
284
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,099
bringing her to New
Orleans next month,
285
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,980
so our journey continues.
286
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,690
Ew. What's that?
287
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,769
Tech brew.
288
00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:42,359
I'm trying to stay in character.
All the guys drink it.
289
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,110
Every nutrient you need
for prime cognitive function,
290
00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:47,819
except taste.
291
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,820
I'll stick to tea.
292
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,159
So, I got up to speed on the plane.
293
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,909
How's your digital Frankenstein
coming out party?
294
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:56,199
My bots are posing
as friends of Frank's
295
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,700
and have been for the past two days.
296
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,709
And since business journalism
is powered by AI,
297
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:03,709
all I had to do was seed Frank in
with some real people,
298
00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:06,209
and now these Wall Street guys
think he's the real deal.
299
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,549
See for yourself.
300
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,759
But... that's fantastic.
301
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,600
In the past two hours,
302
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,201
five different billionaires have
303
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:17,349
stepped up to fund Frank's start-up
304
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,769
for a magic box that doesn't do nothing.
305
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,100
By looking like this guy,
306
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:28,280
I've had money and power and
opportunities thrown at my forehead.
307
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,529
I mean, I've always known
the system is rigged, but this is...
308
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,239
There's one of our
billionaires calling now.
309
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,909
Your dwindling faith in humanity
is gonna have to wait.
310
00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,459
It's time you get into character.
311
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,129
Dude, I just saw the pitch video
and you crushed it.
312
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,420
As Stanford 360's first angel investor,
313
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,469
I am beyond stoked about your vision.
314
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,470
Thanks, man.
315
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:57,559
But there's a patch of hardpack
on our Black Diamond that's...
316
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,599
- ...got me worried.
- What's that?
317
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,599
It's a case going down in your backyard.
318
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,689
Thi-This company, CovertCraft,
they make 3D printed gun kits.
319
00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:09,689
One of their customers shot somebody.
Of course the dude sued.
320
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:11,408
I'm worried the case is gonna create
321
00:16:11,432 --> 00:16:13,150
a precedent to regulate 3D printing.
322
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,860
It could screw our launch.
323
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,239
Dude, I know the judge. Marlene Gannon.
324
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,606
She's a member of my country club.
325
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,159
I'll set us all up on a video meeting.
326
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,039
I owe you, bro.
327
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,539
Hey, and thanks for letting me stay
at your place in Alaska.
328
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,709
Looking forward to shredding...
329
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:28,130
...the slopes.
330
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:34,680
Meritocracy?
331
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,220
Ha!
332
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:38,300
What is the point of doing anything?
333
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:42,139
For what it's worth,
when I was an angry young grifter,
334
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:45,559
the point was,
they started with everything.
335
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,019
I started with nothing.
336
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:50,610
And yet here I was, beating them.
337
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,110
Another conference?
338
00:16:54,111 --> 00:16:55,320
No.
339
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,543
Wait. The judge just picked up on the
340
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,870
trail we left for
her to Eliot's casks.
341
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,120
Okay, good.
342
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,709
T.J., I need you to see
if the building at this address
343
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,499
was condemned after Katrina.
344
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,459
Anything you can find on it.
345
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,759
All right. Go. Go, go, go, go.
Don't look at me. Go.
346
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,640
Hello. Great.
347
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,719
What's up, Dennis?
348
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,270
Sophie and Eliot are at the warehouse.
349
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,229
Is that the meeting?
350
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,859
Yeah. Everyone's logging on now.
351
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,359
Who are those two?
352
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,641
Uh, Philip and Dennis.
353
00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:33,189
They're on his board. They're my bots.
354
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,199
The photo real versions.
355
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,869
Every online meeting needs two people
who look impressed and nod.
356
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,450
He's wandering.
357
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,869
- Okay.
358
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:46,539
Hey, Marlene. Long time no see.
359
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:49,129
Let me start by introducing you
to the smartest,
360
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,459
most visionary man I have ever met.
361
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,299
Marlene, meet Frank Stanford.
362
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,759
Mr. Stanford,
363
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,011
Rick tells me that, uh, you have
364
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,639
an interest in Rivera v. CovertCraft?
365
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,969
Yes, Judge.
366
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:04,679
My investors are worried
that a verdict might set a precedent
367
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,809
that would negatively impact
our upcoming product launch.
368
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:10,616
Bottom line, what would it take
369
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,900
for you to settle this out of court?
370
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,690
What is he doing here?
371
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,569
Sorry to interrupt, Judge Gannon.
372
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:21,070
Uh, could you meet me
in a private conversation room?
373
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,540
It's urgent.
374
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,619
Why, may I ask,
are you interrupting my meeting?
375
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,218
Well, my assistant heard from Rick's
376
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,839
assistant that this was going down,
377
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,863
and frankly, you
should be thanking me.
378
00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:35,589
I-I'm saving you from yourself.
379
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:36,759
Saving me?
380
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,759
Steve, you're hardly my only donor.
381
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,543
Yeah, but I'm the donor who knows how
382
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,349
to keep everything this side of legal.
383
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:46,519
I mean, this Frank guy,
sure, he's the hot new thing,
384
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,729
but what do you really know about him?
385
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,309
Rick Bellamy vouched for him.
386
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:53,189
And I read an article about him
in Modern Industrialist.
387
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,819
Yeah, he's got a lot of attention.
388
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,069
Which means one wrong move,
389
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:59,400
one donation without all
the-the-the corners being covered,
390
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:02,739
the press finds out,
and then he screws my case.
391
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:04,239
I mean, for-for all you know,
392
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,290
someone could be hacking into
your secure meeting right now.
393
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:13,709
Sorry for the interruption.
394
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,550
Mr. Stanford,
395
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:20,009
I think I'd feel more comfortable
if we discussed this in person.
396
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:22,219
- Maybe you could come by my fundraiser...
- No, no, no.
397
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,390
...on Saturday?
398
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,889
- Absolutely.
- No.
399
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,429
Looking forward to raising a glass
of your world-famous bourbon.
400
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,979
Wait. What are we gonna do now?
401
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,900
We can't just make someone exist
who doesn't exist.
402
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:41,660
I might have another idea.
403
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:47,119
So let me get this straight.
We couldn't bribe the judge,
404
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,119
- so you created a fake guy.
- Right.
405
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,910
But the judge would only deal
with a real guy,
406
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,539
so you found a real guy who
looks like the fake guy to fool her?
407
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,830
- Exactly.
- So how did you do it?
408
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,908
I thought you made the fake guy
409
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,209
out of thousands of real guys' faces.
410
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,799
Well, I did.
I just had to retrace my steps.
411
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,009
So I found all the ID photos
that the AI used to make Frank's face.
412
00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:05,549
Then I cross-referenced them
to find the best overall match.
413
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,760
- And that's this real guy Tim?
- Yes.
414
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:10,180
Phew. Well, he sure
lives in a nice house.
415
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:13,770
What?
416
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,229
What is it?
417
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:18,899
On today's edition of Menlfesting,
418
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,940
I want you to picture an eagle.
419
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,199
You think of America, freedom.
420
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,739
But the eagle is also a predator.
421
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,523
When an eagle sets its sharp gaze on
422
00:20:27,547 --> 00:20:29,329
a mouse, it tunes out everything else.
423
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:34,169
When an eagle sees a mouse,
it tunes out everything else.
424
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,919
...undeterred by the noise around us.
425
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,160
Ask yourself, "What is my mouse?"
426
00:20:39,184 --> 00:20:41,629
And, "How do I know when to strike?"
427
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:42,759
What is my mouse?
428
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,930
- Hey, idiot!
- What is my mouse?
429
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,800
I'm talking to you.
430
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,929
How much chlorine
are you putting in there?
431
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,930
I came home the other day
and my kid's eyes were all red.
432
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:56,650
I think that might
be from something else.
433
00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,860
Son of a...
434
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,940
Who are you?
435
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:08,030
"Homeland Security.
Division of Counterfeit Identities"?
436
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:10,195
Have I done something wrong?
437
00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:11,870
Can you identify the man in this photo?
438
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,829
- Bill Clinton.
- Wrong.
439
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:15,919
This is James Mooney.
440
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,749
He's been Bill Clinton's body double
for the past decade.
441
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,749
He is not the only one.
442
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,719
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Michael Jordan. Britney Spears.
443
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,799
He can do all of them?
444
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,509
No. Just Clinton.
445
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:29,719
We have other doubles for other people.
446
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,309
That's where you come in.
447
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:33,470
Me? I-I don't look like anybody.
448
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,020
Meet Frank Stanford.
449
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,730
Tech entrepreneur.
450
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,400
He kinda looks like me.
451
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,770
I just have one question for you.
452
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:43,480
Are you ready to serve your country?
453
00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:44,740
Country.
454
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,120
I just heard from Breanna.
And Operation Cyber Cinderella is a go.
455
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,540
Is this the hero cask?
456
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:56,790
Yeah.
457
00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:59,670
Good Lord.
458
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:05,210
Uh... That is disgusting.
Where did you get that from?
459
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,509
- Bourbon Street.
- Bourbon Street?
460
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,429
You do know
what people do in these, right?
461
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,550
Yes, I know.
462
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,559
What did you... Can you just help me
get ready and pour this in?
463
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,859
Tim, this is Richard Chance.
464
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,360
He's gonna be your handler
at the judge's fundraiser.
465
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,449
I'm gonna keep you safe.
466
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,989
Richard is a
counterfeit operative, just like you.
467
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:32,490
He's impersonating a prominent lawyer
named Harry Wilson.
468
00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:35,130
- What happened to him?
- You don't wanna know.
469
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,369
The key is to project confidence.
470
00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:39,988
Once people see your face, they're
471
00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:41,629
gonna assume you're the smartest,
472
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:42,999
most powerful person in the room.
473
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,589
So you just have to pretend you are.
474
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,170
The rest is a piece of cake.
475
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:51,009
I don't really do carbs.
476
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:54,930
It's my mom.
477
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,189
- Are you sure he's up for this?
- Yeah.
478
00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:02,940
With that face?
All we gotta do is prep him.
479
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,109
No, no, no.
They-They can't just barge in like that.
480
00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:07,950
You-You still live there.
481
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:09,900
Yeah.
482
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,620
All right.
Did you remember to take your pills?
483
00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:18,540
I'm picking up hints of, uh, cedar.
484
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,829
So you have nine more of these?
485
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:23,839
Yes, nine more of these
in a secure location.
486
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,799
But they are $20,000 apiece.
487
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,822
I'm in.
488
00:23:26,847 --> 00:23:28,339
Now, I'm going to tell you something.
489
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,879
I am going to
sell these by tomorrow, okay?
490
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,509
I have other interested buyers.
491
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,470
Well, then I better be first.
492
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,939
- We had a deal.
- No, no, no, no. How...
493
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,940
What are you doing here?
494
00:23:41,941 --> 00:23:43,888
You didn't return
my calls so I tracked
495
00:23:43,912 --> 00:23:45,859
you down to your
little hidden treasure.
496
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,359
No, no, no.
I will sell you every cask I have.
497
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,649
Do you have the cash?
498
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,950
Why don't you come to
my fundraiser tomorrow?
499
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,870
I'll give it to you then.
500
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,989
I'll text you the address.
501
00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:57,699
It has to be tomorrow.
502
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,040
Don't worry.
503
00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:01,420
I'm good for it.
504
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,380
Musky.
505
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,439
Okay, let's go again.
506
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,439
And this time, could
you not cough on me?
507
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,770
- Sorry.
- Don't apologize. Okay?
508
00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:31,359
Frank does not apologize
or admit when he is wrong.
509
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,574
Sorry.
510
00:24:32,575 --> 00:24:34,409
I mean, not sorry.
511
00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:36,739
Let's take it from the top
without the script.
512
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,030
You know this guy.
513
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,699
You know what he wants.
514
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:42,329
Right, right. Okay,
uh, what is my mouse?
515
00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:44,289
What is my mouse?
516
00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,539
- All right.
- Okay.
517
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:47,169
I am the judge.
518
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:50,549
You want me to throw the case away.
519
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:53,839
You have a big bag of cash. Go!
520
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,590
Uh, your judgeship, uh,
521
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,679
- could you please help me...
- Stop, stop, stop. No.
522
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,059
You gotta stop saying please. Okay?
523
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:03,939
You have to pretend that you are
a white guy from Silicon Valley
524
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,860
who only plays basketball with other
525
00:25:05,884 --> 00:25:08,019
white guys and a
handful of Asian dudes.
526
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:10,070
Uh, I am more of a skateboarder.
527
00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:13,131
Okay, you know what?
528
00:25:13,155 --> 00:25:15,150
Maybe you are not
up to this after all.
529
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,449
Let's take five.
530
00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:18,529
Richard, why don't you
show Tim our water feature?
531
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,700
That...
532
00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:25,919
Yeah, I don't... I don't...
I don't understand that.
533
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,709
I don't get that at all, okay.
534
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:31,799
I have been wearing Frank...
Tim-Tim's face for the past two days.
535
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:37,009
And I have money and jobs
and ski chalets raining down on me.
536
00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:39,349
This guy... This...
That-That guy, he's born with that face.
537
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:41,270
All he has to do is act the part.
538
00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:43,350
Why is he so bad at this?
539
00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:47,850
I can see you're having feelings.
540
00:25:48,770 --> 00:25:51,370
You know, I've learned from my
puppets that it's okay to be angry.
541
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,320
But I don't think taking
it out on Tim will help.
542
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,490
You're right.
He doesn't know the power he has.
543
00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:00,050
That just means we
have to show him, okay?
544
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:03,450
Okay.
545
00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:11,419
What happened to values?
546
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:14,379
What happened to right and wrong?
547
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,550
I mean, when I married my Marlon...
548
00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:18,130
Can you get his...
549
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:24,679
And I was a law clerk,
and he was a superior court judge.
550
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,559
I knew family values and faith
would be the key to our lives
551
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,110
and our success together.
552
00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,670
Well, he certainly looks the part.
553
00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:40,110
Good job.
554
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,959
Tim's button cam is a go.
555
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,999
Okay, let's catch ourselves
a corrupt judge.
556
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,549
Tim, you're up.
557
00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:57,009
I don't think I can do this.
558
00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:59,179
I'm pretty sure
I cleaned that dude's pool.
559
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:02,679
No, no. You have never cleaned his pool.
560
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,389
You know why?
'Cause you're Frank Stanford.
561
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:08,270
All right? Believe you belong,
everyone else will too.
562
00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:11,150
Completely different fragrance profile.
563
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:23,820
Judge Gannon. Frank Stanford.
564
00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:25,949
Nice to finally meet you in person.
565
00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:28,960
You know, you're gonna have to
come by my loft in Tribeca sometime.
566
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:31,170
I'm picky about the vibes in my East
567
00:27:31,195 --> 00:27:33,670
Coast circle, but after coming here,
568
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:36,249
- I can tell you know how to throw a party.
569
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,589
Well, thank you very much.
570
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,799
Rick says you're a visionary.
571
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,179
I cannot wait to hear more.
572
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,679
And I see that you also got my text
573
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,269
about the amount
to join my "Winner's Circle."
574
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:49,389
It's all here.
575
00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:52,689
I have to make the rounds.
576
00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,650
Meet me in my office in fifteen.
577
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,899
It's just around the corner on the left.
578
00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,330
- What's he doing?
- What?
579
00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:24,179
Steve Pointer.
He cannot blow my cover with Marlene.
580
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,850
He still thinks I'm
a doomsday militia guy.
581
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,390
It's Frank, right? Frank Stanford.
582
00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,099
We've, uh, we met before.
583
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,599
Marlene's video meeting?
584
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,189
It's okay, Tim. This is Steve Pointer.
585
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:39,899
He is also in the 3D printing biz.
586
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:42,949
Confidence covers cluelessness.
587
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:45,949
Yeah, it's, uh, Steve, right?
588
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:49,079
You know, I was just wondering,
as, uh, someone in the industry,
589
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,447
how you and your
investors are navigating
590
00:28:51,471 --> 00:28:53,540
all the new international tariffs?
591
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,080
It's okay. Breathe.
592
00:28:56,590 --> 00:29:03,300
Well, you know, being on the
forefront of 3D printing innovation,
593
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:06,640
you gotta be a predator.
594
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,810
Like an eagle.
595
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,720
What's an eagle's first question?
596
00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:13,270
What's my mouse?
597
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,769
And then it locks in on it.
No distractions.
598
00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:20,900
And at the right moment, it strikes.
599
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,450
You know, I've had my doubts about you.
600
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:28,780
But now I see that you get it.
601
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,257
To succeed in this business you
602
00:29:31,281 --> 00:29:33,579
gotta be a disruptor. Like an eagle.
603
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,329
You know,
you-you can't wait for permission.
604
00:29:35,330 --> 00:29:36,539
You gotta swoop in.
605
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,879
Break things now
and ask for forgiveness later.
606
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,960
Fist bump.
607
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:45,470
For capitalism.
608
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,720
Okay, Tim.
609
00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:54,310
Time to carry that confidence
into the judge's office.
610
00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:18,670
Break things now.
611
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,250
Ask for forgiveness later.
612
00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,760
It's bribe time.
613
00:30:55,141 --> 00:30:56,200
Tim's gone.
614
00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:57,750
So is the cash.
615
00:31:04,090 --> 00:31:06,169
Where did he go? What's going on?
616
00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:08,129
I told you he wasn't trustworthy.
617
00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:09,719
Steve's talking the judge's ear off.
618
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,179
- You think he spooked Tim?
- Looks that way.
619
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,253
It's time to broom Steve before he
620
00:31:14,277 --> 00:31:16,349
convinces the judge to walk away.
621
00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:18,769
All right. My bots
are reporting for duty.
622
00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:20,323
I can flood the
forums with criticism of
623
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,899
Steve's company,
spook the day traders.
624
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,269
Tim's gone dark.
His button cam is offline.
625
00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:25,569
Okay, where's our runaway?
626
00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:28,149
Yeah, I'm following the money,
and it's still at the party.
627
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:29,649
Wait.
628
00:31:29,650 --> 00:31:32,529
Tim's making a phone
call to Eastway Bank?
629
00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:35,240
- Your Frankenstein's run amok.
- Watch the feeds.
630
00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:36,950
I'm heading to the party.
631
00:31:36,951 --> 00:31:39,119
I think I know what Tim is up to.
632
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,709
Um, the manager of
The Eastway Bank owes me a favor.
633
00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:42,710
I'm gonna call him.
634
00:31:46,550 --> 00:31:48,339
Eliot and I will keep the judge hooked.
635
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,839
Find Tim.
636
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,009
Get him back in the fold.
637
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:53,219
Excuse me.
638
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:54,350
Yeah. Okay.
639
00:31:55,390 --> 00:31:57,600
- Uh, I need... I need to take this.
- Yes.
640
00:31:59,930 --> 00:32:02,809
What the hell? Wait.
Why-Why is this happening?
641
00:32:02,810 --> 00:32:05,650
What? What? How's...
642
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,609
Steve's clear for now.
643
00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:10,610
Time to fan the flames.
644
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:14,320
I don't think we've met.
645
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:17,280
Are you some kind of critic?
646
00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:18,659
Constance Bowling.
647
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,330
Certified bourbon steward.
648
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,999
Fancy title.
649
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,209
We Brits, we love our titles.
650
00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:26,749
Actually,
I'm looking to start my own label.
651
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:31,219
Well, you know,
it's-it's not as easy as it looks.
652
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,944
It's easier to start fresh than
653
00:32:32,968 --> 00:32:34,469
change people's negative opinion,
654
00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:35,759
don't you think?
655
00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:43,440
Excuse me.
656
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,319
You've got Frank.
657
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,489
Let's go live soon.
658
00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:54,389
Uh, can you get the
paperwork together?
659
00:32:54,413 --> 00:32:55,909
I-I have the money right now.
660
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:02,869
Are you still there?
661
00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:05,250
Hello?
662
00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:17,259
Hey, Tim. It's Agent Chance.
I know you're in there.
663
00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:19,599
I called the bank
and I followed the hold music.
664
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,108
Look, Tim, I'm really
sorry that the bank
665
00:33:22,132 --> 00:33:24,639
is foreclosing on your mother's house.
666
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,729
I really am.
667
00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:28,184
But you can't use
that bag of cash to pay it off.
668
00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:29,230
We're DCI, man.
669
00:33:29,231 --> 00:33:32,649
We're the Division of
Counterfeit Identities.
670
00:33:32,650 --> 00:33:34,279
You think we use legal tender?
671
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,280
Think it through.
672
00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:38,570
I had to do something.
673
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:40,699
So you just figured
you'd steal from Uncle Sam?
674
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:44,119
It's easier to ask
for forgiveness than permission.
675
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,169
Come on out of there.
Your country still needs you.
676
00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:47,710
No. No way.
677
00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,750
It might be a while, buddy.
678
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,840
I'm hearing noises.
679
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:56,220
Steve's still here.
680
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,340
He's having a complete meltdown.
681
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,259
We have to keep him away from Marlene.
682
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,306
Can't you handle him?
683
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:04,483
He still thinks I'm
the doomsday weirdo,
684
00:34:04,507 --> 00:34:06,809
and the judge thinks
I'm Cask-iana Jones.
685
00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:07,849
Stop whining.
686
00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:10,059
I once played five characters
in the basement of the Louvre.
687
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,729
- Now go on. Here he comes.
- I'm just... I'm not...
688
00:34:11,730 --> 00:34:13,229
- You...
- Go.
689
00:34:13,230 --> 00:34:14,360
All right.
690
00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:16,490
Hey, buddy. Yeah.
691
00:34:16,491 --> 00:34:17,949
What are you doing here?
692
00:34:17,950 --> 00:34:20,489
Well, I saw you
from across the room and I just...
693
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:23,200
I wanted to apologize.
Sometimes I have...
694
00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:29,080
episodes that, you know...
695
00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:32,499
It's hard to find a good therapist
when you live in a bunker.
696
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,570
No, I mean, what is a doomsday
697
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:37,219
prepper doing at a judge's fundraiser?
698
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:38,719
Well, listen, man,
699
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,668
justice is a thin strand that keeps
700
00:34:40,692 --> 00:34:42,809
the walls of chaos from bursting open.
701
00:34:42,810 --> 00:34:43,894
Am I right?
702
00:34:43,919 --> 00:34:46,520
Let me show you something that's very,
very dear to me.
703
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,480
Whoa.
704
00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:52,190
No. I'll show you. Stay here.
705
00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:54,320
- Don't move.
- Dude.
706
00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:58,739
- Sophie... Damn it!
- I'm really enjoying this.
707
00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:02,029
Your Honor.
708
00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:03,659
Billy.
709
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:04,829
How do you know Steve?
710
00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:07,909
Stephen. Boy Scouts.
711
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:10,137
As a matter of fact, I remember
712
00:35:10,161 --> 00:35:12,749
that is where I found my first cask.
713
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:14,630
- A ghost town in Yuma.
714
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,879
I have a rattlesnake bite.
I will show you.
715
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,589
- Here.
- Not here.
716
00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:19,590
Not here?
717
00:35:22,431 --> 00:35:23,679
Speaking of casks...
718
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,510
I'm trying to get you the cash.
719
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,310
Well, you are running out of time.
720
00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:32,979
T.J., he's wandering again.
721
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,820
Hi, my love.
722
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,279
Just go right on back there.
723
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,280
There you go.
724
00:35:38,281 --> 00:35:40,320
Don't go.
725
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:43,830
Okay.
726
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,160
He's my banker.
727
00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:53,749
Look, something's going on here.
728
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,459
What-What were you
talking to the judge about?
729
00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:56,879
She wants a spot in the damn bunker.
730
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,260
I told her there's no more room
unless you have surgical training.
731
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:02,889
You don't have surgical training,
do you, guy?
732
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:04,549
What is wrong with you?
733
00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:07,100
Uh, hey, Tim.
734
00:36:07,810 --> 00:36:09,470
Tim, Special Agent Franklin.
735
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,479
Why didn't you just
tell us what was going on?
736
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,519
Well, what were you gonna do about it?
737
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,142
Mom's medical bills, they left her
738
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,980
broke. It's-It's how the system works.
739
00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:19,047
I've been listening to all this
740
00:36:19,071 --> 00:36:20,740
self-help stuff trying to get rich.
741
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,279
You see how that worked out.
742
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,659
And now I've ruined everything.
743
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,489
- You can do this, Tim.
- I can't.
744
00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:31,459
The judge, she's gonna take
one look at me and know I'm a fraud.
745
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,749
You're not a fraud, buddy.
You're not a fraud.
746
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,749
You were born to do this.
747
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:39,209
I'm a pool cleaner,
and I'm not even good at that.
748
00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:40,549
We ain't gonna convince this guy.
749
00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:42,129
- You lived inside his face.
- We don't have time.
750
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:43,752
It's gotta come from you. Come on.
751
00:36:43,776 --> 00:36:45,056
All right.
752
00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:52,730
Hey, Tim, um, the algorithm,
it chose you for a reason.
753
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:58,439
You have a face and other attributes,
754
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,900
uh, that-that make you
trustworthy and successful.
755
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,400
Uh, someone that can make a difference.
756
00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:05,449
Like Frank.
757
00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,199
Yeah, don't you see?
758
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,200
You're the same.
759
00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:10,620
You're all the same.
760
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:13,460
You're right.
761
00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:16,000
Math picked me.
762
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:19,839
And math is never wrong.
763
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,589
No. Let's go with that.
764
00:37:21,590 --> 00:37:23,300
Maybe I can do it.
765
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,130
Yeah.
766
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,680
Tim's out. We're back on track.
767
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,600
Okay.
768
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,860
Anybody got eyes on Steve?
769
00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:49,530
Frank.
770
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,740
- Where have you been?
- Work emergency.
771
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:55,580
Cost containment. Burn rate.
You know how it is.
772
00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:58,919
- Should we make a deal?
- What do you need me to do?
773
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,049
Get this ghost gun case
to settle and, for that,
774
00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:05,920
you get this bag of $200,000
775
00:38:05,930 --> 00:38:09,640
for your campaign or whatever.
776
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:11,430
Do we have a deal?
777
00:38:14,891 --> 00:38:16,479
You think you could pull one over on me?
778
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,559
What are you doing here?
779
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,059
He's trying to take me down.
780
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:21,859
You-You don't think
I know who is tanking my stock?
781
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,649
And now he's trying
to mess with my case.
782
00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:24,650
What are you talking about?
783
00:38:24,651 --> 00:38:26,649
You don't think I know
your little friends, huh?
784
00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:27,699
Philip and Dennis?
785
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,780
They led the charge. You know what?
786
00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:34,950
You can't take that.
787
00:38:34,951 --> 00:38:36,909
Now this is evidence, pal.
788
00:38:36,910 --> 00:38:39,120
Evidence with your fingerprints and DNA.
789
00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:40,539
And I think I'm gonna, um,
790
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:42,033
I'm gonna call the FBI and tell them
791
00:38:42,057 --> 00:38:43,549
about your little
attempted bribe here.
792
00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:44,780
I think I'm gonna drop it off to them
793
00:38:44,804 --> 00:38:46,169
now. Is that okay with
you, Judge Gannon?
794
00:38:46,170 --> 00:38:49,549
Oh. Lord, yes. Thank you for saving me.
795
00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:52,680
Well, somebody has to uphold
the integrity of the judicial system.
796
00:38:53,390 --> 00:38:55,020
You're going down, Stanford.
797
00:38:58,140 --> 00:38:59,320
...never trusted that stupid...
798
00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:00,349
I've been looking for you.
799
00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,355
We gotta finish this conversation
about the reckoning.
800
00:39:02,379 --> 00:39:03,391
- Oh, my God.
- No?
801
00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:04,936
I don't wanna join you in your bunker.
802
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,833
You guys actually
spooked this guy into
803
00:39:10,857 --> 00:39:12,990
thinking a fake CEO is out to get him.
804
00:39:15,290 --> 00:39:16,789
All right. Who's got an idea?
805
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,409
Feel free to say 'em out loud.
806
00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:19,499
I did my part.
807
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,669
Do you have any drought-tolerant trees?
808
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:24,460
I'm thinking zen garden
meets Tuscan landscape.
809
00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:26,590
Well, this is going great.
810
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:32,350
Special Agent Finch, thanks for
meeting me on such short notice.
811
00:39:32,678 --> 00:39:33,680
Where do I start?
812
00:39:33,681 --> 00:39:37,470
Um, so this, uh, uh, uh,
tech CEO, Frank Stanford, right...
813
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,889
And-And I'm in
the middle of this bogus lawsuit,
814
00:39:39,890 --> 00:39:41,349
and he's trying to take my company down,
815
00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:42,560
so what does he try to do?
816
00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:45,570
He tries to bribe the judge.
817
00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:49,110
- What the...
- What?
818
00:39:50,990 --> 00:39:53,820
What?
That is not supposed to be in there.
819
00:39:53,830 --> 00:39:55,029
Hey, man, I've been looking for you.
820
00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:56,273
We gotta finish this conversation
821
00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:57,539
about the reckoning. No?
822
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,500
My God.
I don't wanna join you in your bunker.
823
00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:02,499
No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
824
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,419
I-I'm reporting a crime.
825
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:07,919
Actually I make these.
Uh, CovertCraft.com.
826
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,969
Then why are you trying to bribe me?
827
00:40:09,970 --> 00:40:10,970
Bribe you?
828
00:40:11,470 --> 00:40:14,139
What... What are you...
What are you talking about?
829
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,390
I'm on your jury.
830
00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:19,640
Juror number five,
the landscape architect,
831
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,559
he's been taking notes.
832
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,399
No, no, Mr. Pointer.
Thank you for the tip.
833
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,033
I'm gonna text you an address where
834
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,689
you can meet with a special agent.
835
00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:29,530
Excuse me. I gotta take another call.
836
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,400
Thank you for holding, sir.
837
00:40:32,410 --> 00:40:35,529
Yes, the Sultan would
like a water feature. All cash.
838
00:40:35,530 --> 00:40:38,910
I'll send you an address where
you can meet with the house manager.
839
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:42,039
Okay. Thi-This was a setup.
This was a setup.
840
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,169
I was... I was set up by them.
841
00:40:44,170 --> 00:40:45,789
They did this. Wait... That...
842
00:40:45,790 --> 00:40:47,880
That guy lives in a bunker.
843
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:49,670
What?
844
00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:55,969
Not sure how I feel about
just letting this guy run.
845
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,469
Well, 911 response time is seven minutes
846
00:40:57,470 --> 00:40:59,139
- in this neighborhood.
- Don't move!
847
00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:00,269
- I called them.
- Stop!
848
00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:02,479
Aw. Too bad Harry
had to stay away from this.
849
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,559
Hands behind your back.
850
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,680
- He'll get his day in court.
- I got him.
851
00:41:14,570 --> 00:41:15,620
Thank you.
852
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,943
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just
853
00:41:20,967 --> 00:41:23,209
learned there has
been improper conduct
854
00:41:23,210 --> 00:41:27,079
between a party to this case
and a member of the jury.
855
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,129
I'm afraid I have no choice
but to declare a mistrial.
856
00:41:31,130 --> 00:41:33,550
Thank you all for your service.
857
00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:36,380
I cannot believe you
let this happen to me.
858
00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:39,390
You just can't go around bribing jurors,
Mr. Pointer.
859
00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:42,559
Wait. Marlene! Marlene.
860
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,229
Come on. My middle name's Merrick.
861
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:45,600
I sure hope you vote for me.
862
00:41:48,060 --> 00:41:49,543
Well, looks like you are gonna get
863
00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:51,270
a new judge and a
fair shot at justice.
864
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,730
I don't know how to thank you.
865
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,740
Here, take that case.
866
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:56,949
It's a foreclosure.
867
00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,869
- Timothy Notelius?
868
00:41:58,870 --> 00:42:01,199
Turns out the lender
didn't file the right paperwork
869
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,990
when they sold
and resold his mom's mortgage.
870
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,240
Maybe you can get a rescission?
871
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,540
It's a shame.
872
00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:09,249
She's gonna be back here
tomorrow getting perfectly legal bribes.
873
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,670
Yeah, well, you can't change the law.
874
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,469
But the law also says
that she has to run for reelection.
875
00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:17,373
And the problem
with being a judge that
876
00:42:17,397 --> 00:42:19,300
likes to wag their
finger at immorality,
877
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,060
one little scandal, it's over.
878
00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:39,029
Okay. What... What is going on here?
879
00:42:39,030 --> 00:42:40,893
Can you explain
this photo of your pool
880
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:42,780
cleaner leaving your fundraiser with,
881
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,659
what appears to be, a bag of money?
882
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:47,249
Looks like some kind of
hanky-panky is going on here.
883
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:49,039
Good Lord.
884
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,629
That man is not my pool cleaner.
885
00:42:50,630 --> 00:42:54,589
That man is Frank Stanford, a tech CEO.
886
00:42:54,590 --> 00:42:57,839
And the reason he is leaving my house
with a bag of money
887
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,159
is because I threatened to call
888
00:43:00,183 --> 00:43:03,179
the police because
he tried to bribe me.
889
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,349
But I can't be bought.
890
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:08,729
What do I stand for?
Come here and I'll show you.
891
00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:11,229
That's right. Keep going, keep going.
892
00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:12,649
You gotta get my good side.
893
00:43:12,650 --> 00:43:16,069
Manners, merit, morals. Right?
894
00:43:16,070 --> 00:43:20,989
So print that in your story
along with your apology.
895
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,700
No more questions.
896
00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:27,500
That's him!
897
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:37,420
Well, that's absurd.
898
00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:40,510
Marlon. Oh, my Lord.
899
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:48,297
I don't know why he's in swim trunks,
900
00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:50,229
but I have nothing to do with him.
901
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:51,479
Thank you so much.
902
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,729
- But there's a photo.
- All right, I'm just gonna...
903
00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:55,189
The door is stuck.
904
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:57,109
Get it... Mar... Marlon!
905
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,728
Sometimes he gets confused.
906
00:43:58,752 --> 00:44:00,399
Well, he's serving
his country after all.
907
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,280
All while wearing
those slippery sandals.
908
00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:13,669
"Frank Stanford, one of
the nation's boldest entrepreneurs,
909
00:44:13,670 --> 00:44:18,459
tragically died Sunday in
a heli-skiing accident in Alaska."
910
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:20,259
He was a risk-taker.
911
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:23,679
Let me guess,
the condolences are just pouring in.
912
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,918
Well, in lieu of
flowers, I had 'em make
913
00:44:25,942 --> 00:44:28,179
donations to victims of gun violence.
914
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:31,479
See? Something good came
of you playing digital god.
915
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,849
No. My puppet master days are over.
916
00:44:33,850 --> 00:44:37,069
You had the world at your fingertips,
not Tim.
917
00:44:37,070 --> 00:44:38,819
That should give you some perspective.
918
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:42,400
More like confusion.
919
00:44:42,410 --> 00:44:43,502
It's true.
920
00:44:43,527 --> 00:44:47,080
Tim has a face
that makes angel investors sing.
921
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:48,910
But it's not enough, is it?
922
00:44:49,450 --> 00:44:50,869
One has to be shameless.
923
00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:55,169
To swear that your gun isn't a gun,
it's just a kit.
924
00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:57,800
Or that your magic box
can create anything.
925
00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,419
Fortune favors the beautiful,
926
00:45:00,443 --> 00:45:03,260
but it can also be
cruel to the sincere.
927
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,299
The Tims of this world.
928
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:08,100
Worshipping the liars,
wanting to become them.
929
00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:11,668
I would say "cry me a river" for Tim,
930
00:45:11,692 --> 00:45:14,350
but, uh, no, yeah, I see your point.
931
00:45:14,850 --> 00:45:16,650
Well, I learned something from this.
932
00:45:18,110 --> 00:45:22,690
No matter how much technology changes,
one thing stays the same.
933
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,109
What's that?
934
00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:25,450
The ultimate con.
935
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:29,780
It's just two people
sitting at the same table
936
00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:32,950
having two
completely different conversations.
937
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,330
That I will drink to.
938
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:39,500
No.
939
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,470
Yeah.
940
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,799
Peter Luna, he trawls oncology wards,
941
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,567
looking for patients who have
942
00:46:32,591 --> 00:46:34,849
just been given a terminal diagnosis.
943
00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:38,019
Death is such a sad, wasteful event.
944
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,803
I've single-handedly
monetized the entire
945
00:46:39,827 --> 00:46:41,609
process, from the
moment my client dies,
946
00:46:41,610 --> 00:46:43,479
through their seven
years of cold storage.
947
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,840
- We should Christmas carol him.
- Let's give this guy hell.
948
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:49,529
Well, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,
949
00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:50,748
but people have a right to decide what
950
00:46:50,772 --> 00:46:51,989
to do with their body after they die.
951
00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:54,659
What if I said I wanted
to be taxidermied like...
952
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:56,039
I would respect your choice.
953
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,580
Probably never come back here again.
954
00:46:57,681 --> 00:47:04,235
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