All language subtitles for Dating.Naked.S01E05.HDTV.x264-The.Buzzsaw

Oh, cheerio.

Have you ever had sex in a pool?

Only time will tell, huh?

I hope I don't shame my family.

This is definitely the fastest
connection I've ever made with someone

before.

I've got two great guys, and somebody's
going to get hurt here.

Just to leave with someone is just
messed up.

He really didn't give a... This always
happens to me.

My name is Mike. I am 27.

I'm from Long Island, New York, and I am
an accountant.

My issues with self-image comes from
being an ex-fat kid. I was overweight

for most of my life.

Going through that, I found that it is
really important to see what people are

about rather than just judge them for
what they look like.

Getting naked is something that I need
to do to be more comfortable in my own

skin.

Ideally, what I'm hoping to find here is
someone that's real and true to

themselves without having to worry about
superficial matters.

My name is Candace. I'm 27 years old. I
live in Post Falls, Idaho, and I really

like all that outdoor stuff, going on
hikes. I have a big monster truck, jeep,

I shoot guns.

I like to get dirty, and I need a man
that wants to get dirty with me.

I've been single for about a year now,
and coming off of a long-term

relationship, I felt like I was the only
one putting forth any effort. I felt

like I was dragging dead weight, and I
wanted to be even.

I'm ready to connect with someone on a
true soul-based level, get rid

of everything, and just see what this
person is about.

If they're the right match for me.

Hi. Hi.

Good morning.

Morning.

Candice, Mike, welcome to paradise.

Thank you.

Both of you are here for the same
reason.

You're single.

This is a revolutionary dating
experience, but it will allow you to

date in the most honest way possible.

is dating naked over the next three days
each of you will go on three naked dates

with three different people and hope to
finding a connection and at the end each

of you will decide which person you felt
the strongest connection with and wish

to continue dating well are you guys
ready to meet your first date yeah okay

well they're standing right next to you
i can't wait to see

mike naked actually he looks like he
takes care of himself and um i'd like to

See that.

Today, you're going to be doing a jungle
ropes course.

So get ready for that.

And at the end of the day, you'll return
here to the jungle villa for the night.

So Candace, Mike, it is time. Go get
undressed for your first naked date.

Great. All right.

Well, this date is going to be different
because I don't have any comforts that I

would have as a distraction.

I'm crazy.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

But this is me. This is who I am. I hope
I don't shame my family.

Candace? Mike? How are you? Good.

Nervous?

Excited? A little nervous. Yeah? I think
it'll be good.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'm not going to lie. I'm a guy. I
definitely, like, you know, took a peek.

She's got nice boobs.

Definitely check those out quickly.

Glad we're doing it together.

Absolutely.

Where are you from? From New York. How
about you?

North Idaho.

Oh, North Idaho.

What goes on up there?

I do a lot of wheeling, shooting guns,
redneck stuff like that. All right. I've

never been to the East Coast before.
Never been to the East Coast? Furthest

east I've been is Wisconsin.

Really? What's up with that?

Never been, I guess.

The impression that I get from Mike so
far is he's a city boy, but he's got a

really cute butt, too.

What do you think? You want to get this
going? Yeah, let's do it. Sweet. I'm

excited.

Good fit?

Can you help me? Totally.

Ready to go?

I'm ready.

Feel this.

You have fun?

Yeah. Came up a little shy?

Candice looks really hot in her zip line
outfit.

Just seeing those straps going on,
shooting down the wire. It's pretty

awesome. What do you do for work? I'm an
accountant.

Oh, okay. I wouldn't have pictured that.
I know, right?

And it's not just because you're naked.

That's so funny.

Smarty pants.

Mike is definitely the sexiest
accountant I've ever met. Can you do

about taxes, please?

Seriously. What about you? I'm a
bartender. Really? Sweet.

So? Bartended for years.

Yeah, it works really good for me
because I can keep an open schedule. I

think it's a control thing, too. I like
having that power. Yeah. Like, no,

you're an ass. I'm not serving you. No,
not happening. Get out of my bar.

I'll know you later.

It's true.

Being an accountant sitting behind the
desk all day, I don't get the

opportunity to meet girls like Candace.
Obviously, those city girls haven't

worked for me, so maybe I need a little
country girl to show me some different

things that I haven't experienced yet.

Oh, my God.

Great. Yes. Got it?

All right.

All right. More than halfway there.

I was getting a little nervous.

Go, go, stop. Go, stop. You got it. You
got it. Okay.

Mike, help me out with it.

Now I'm going to beat you. You good?

I'm coming for you.

I'm going to get you.

I could tell that we were connecting,
and in that moment, we were definitely

feeling each other and getting along
really good.

I think that dating naked definitely
connected us more. We're both very

vulnerable in this situation.

So because of that, the emotion is raw.
Yeah.

Nice job.

How do you feel?

Good. Yeah.

Thank you.

How long have you been single?

I've been single now for.

Quite some time. Yeah?

Like, a really long time.

But I think it's better.

I don't want to date the wrong person
just to date someone. How about you?

Almost been a year, which is, it doesn't
feel like it's been that long at all.

Yeah. And I feel like I'm ready. I feel
like I could let somebody in, but I

never do. I don't let anybody in.
Mm-hmm.

I'm the same way. Yeah? Never let people
in, you know, which is primarily why I

wanted to come here and, you know, get
over those fears and try and open myself

up again.

I tend to have walls and be guarded.
Maybe because we did have that naked

dating bond, I was able to open up about
myself, and I liked that I could do that

with him. I feel like I've known you a
lot longer.

Right. You know, I think we connected
not only with but also without clothes.

Normally the date ends naked, not the
start.

Right. This is weird. Doing things
backwards.

Backwards, that's how I like it.

This is definitely the fastest
connection I've ever made with someone

before. You don't expect to really open
up to someone this quickly, and it's

nice when someone does, and you just
put, you know, fears and ambitions aside

and actually get to know the real
person.

You look really good, by the way.

FYI. Mike is really hot.

Don't know why he's single, but then
again, they say that about me, too.

It is weird that, like, we live on
complete opposite sides of the nation.

Yeah. And we get along on so many
different levels. So many different

things. But yet we've never really been
to the same places on the same things.

Like, you know. Yeah.

Pleasantly surprised.

Have you ever had sex in a pool?

Uh, yeah, actually.

You have?

Have you?

No. No? I don't think so.

I guess there's a first for everything.

Yeah. It's almost hard to keep my hands
to myself.

I think it would be romantic.

Yeah?

I have a date for you.

I'll take care of you.

He's so cute. He's like a nerdy kid, but
he's so sexy and weird.

I'm excited to see what happens and
where it goes. Until tomorrow?

Yep. Good night.

Good night. I am nervous that tomorrow
is going to be a new day. Now we have to

start all over with someone new. And
when you come out throwing out of the

gate like this, it's hard to follow up.

I definitely felt comfortable with Mike
like we knew each other from before or

something. And now I have to start over
and get naked again with somebody new.

And hopefully they'll be as cool.

You know, I want to go into today's date
with an open mind. I want to give this

new girl a good chance. I will probably
think about Candace, but I also don't

want to be fully distracted from my date
today.

Diana, nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you. How are you? Good, how are you?

Good. Are you excited for today?

Yeah, nervous and excited.

All right. Well, I did this yesterday,
so it definitely gets easier as the day

goes on, you know, get to know each
other.

So. Yeah.

We're in paradise now, so.

So, really pretty eyes. Thank you.

You're looking at my eyes.

I'm a typical Gemini personality.

I definitely have two sides. I could be
really shy and quiet, but I could be

loud, outgoing, and I don't have, like,
a filter. I don't really hold back. I'm

spontaneous. I'm fun.

So where are you from? I'm from New
Jersey. How about you? Long Island.

Okay, cool.

Diane and I are both from the Northeast,
so it would be cool to talk about

similar spots that we go out, all things
that we can explore when you live close

to someone. So are you excited to go on
this date? Oh, yeah. Me too. Let's do

this, all right? Okay, sounds good. Come
on.

just meet creeps and guys I'm not
interested in. I don't meet quality

guys. They were either really crazy,
just out for sex, or just boring. So

hopefully, dating naked will leave me
with something satisfying.

The second date, completely blind,
completely naked, so I'm a little bit

nervous.

I like the beard. He's a good-looking
guy.

Maybe a little bit more of the rugged
type that Mike was lacking.

I'm Candace. Hey, Candace. I'm butt
naked.

J.D., pleasure to meet you. J.D., nice
to meet you.

I'm born and raised in Los Angeles.

I'm a career firefighter who specializes
in disaster response.

I'm a stripper for a living.

That's kind of what I do normally. So if
you get the music on, I'll be completely

in my element. Are you serious?

How about you bring the dollar bills and
we'll see where it takes us.

I quit dating strippers a long time ago.

All right, it's a good thing I was only
partially kidding.

So we're going on a bike ride tour
around the island. Are you ready?

A little naked biking? Yeah. I can't
wait. Okay, let's go. Let's do it.

Do you have any guess of what we're
doing yet today?

I'm not really sure. a golf person
croquet have you ever played before no

no all right so i think we're gonna put
on some gear

it was a

little awkward putting on gloves and
socks and shoes because like hello we're

naked what's the point i think i look
good like i don't have a nice hat i

think i look good

You're going to try and get it through
each one of these underpasses. Okay.

Now it's your turn.

See how you whack some balls.

Nice. I'm, like, not good at this.

That's all right. It's fun, though. I
mean, how often do you get to go to

Panama? Where are you going?

Diana, it's definitely a little bit
awkward playing croquet.

So, being from Jersey, what do you like
to get into?

I like the Jersey Shore. I love the
beach.

I've never been to Long Island.

You've never been to Long Island?

I've just never been there.

I went to Hinoism in Jamaica. I got
kicked off a naked water slide.

What?

How does that happen?

Being too drunk off Rome.

I think Diana is definitely scattered
with her thoughts.

Hello, Cheerio.

Here we go.

Ooh, a little bit warm.

Ooh.

This is not much for shocks, and
unfortunately, my balls are taking up

front of it. Oh, yeah, you don't have
any shocks. Oh, no.

I felt a little bad for JD, seeing his
nuts racked up on the seat.

Oh, my God. Right through the mud.

So you're not afraid to get dirty then?
You're kidding me? That's when I'm most

comfortable. Mike said he's a pretty
boy, and he is. JD, like getting dirty

and everything, that's kind of more my
style.

Your ball's okay?

Thank goodness they've been through a
lot.

Cheers. Cheers.

Pinky up.

There we are. Is that your British
accent?

I can't do a British accent. I have a
valley girl voice. I can't really do a

British accent. Apparently, it's out
there with the accent. Very strong.

People from Staten Island are like, are
you from Kentucky?

Now, with dating, do you know really
what was the cause of why your last

relationship didn't work?

Well, he had a baby with a girl he
cheated on me with, so... Wow.

Yeah, so it was like one of them. We
were on to get off again, and when we

were off again, he moved in girls in his
house and didn't tell me, so... Yeah,

yeah. It's rough.

Yeah. We're hanging out, trying to get
to know each other, but Diana is this

crazy girl and might be a little bit out
there. This is turning out to be a

disaster. Do you have any trust issues
now because of it? A little bit, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Now, how do you feel about the fact that
I've been on another date?

Well, I mean, like, you can just, like,
I guess, pray for whatever happens.

Like, I hope, like, it may, but... All
right. Yeah.

I think me and Mike are connecting.
Like, he was very gentleman-y. Like, he

seemed, like, really engaging.

So? I guess we'll see what happens.

Right, right.

Yeah. They say you meet someone when
you're not looking.

All right.

Getting to the point of my life, like, I
want to settle down.

And I... I kind of think Mike is the
one, just based on our personalities,

and we're looking for the same thing.

Shall we? Absolutely.

Great, thank you. I can only imagine
what's going on in Diana's head with all

those different facial expressions, but
didn't get to know it and don't really

care to.

Have you ever had a serious relationship
before?

Yeah, definitely.

You know, I've been in things that have
lasted several months. I was in one that

was a year and a half.

Have you tried online dating at all?

I did my foray into the online dating
world.

Yeah. The older I get, the more I
realize the sacrifices need to be made.

Yeah. But I would say that that's been
part of my learning experience, is

having to put a lot of my selfish
interests a little bit aside. That's

where it goes into meeting someone who
maybe is into, you know, we're putting

our jerseys on, we're going to have fun.

It's a break from my normal existence.

Thanks. Yeah.

I think the reason I haven't been in a
more long relationship is I'd rather

throw my cards at the table.

If we're both compatible, great. If not,
there's a million fish in the sea.

Oh, my God.

You are a trip.

JD's putting all of his cards out on the
table, and there's no game whatsoever.

That's not something I would be saying
like, oh, yeah, I want to hit that

later.

Not at all.

You know, I believe in win-win
situations.

I can't wait to put in that work and
keep growing and advancing.

Yeah. Every day I'm finding out things
that I never even knew about myself,

about the world.

Right. Yeah.

JD had my attention at the beginning.

By the end, all sparks were gone.

I'm just not feeling that connection
with him.

I'm dying to know about your date. I
definitely don't know if I had as much

of a connection as I did with you. Yeah.
Now, what about you?

For how romantic the setting was, it
wasn't very romantic.

It would have been better if I was with
you.

Hey.

Hey, Diana.

Candace and I want to spend as much time
together.

How are you? Good, how are you?

But I couldn't leave anyone out,
especially in a situation where it's

almost like a double date.

Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

That's really cute. I like what you're
wearing. Oh, thank you.

Candace is more of a plainer type of
girl. I'm more of like the glamour

bombshell type.

Hey. Howdy.

Hey, is this a pool party? I didn't get
the memo. You know, I believe I've made

a good impression on Candace. I'm pretty
good at reading people, and I'm totally

digging her vibe.

I'll take my top if Diana takes her top
off.

I like taking these in. Yeah.

I'm an eater.

You do?

Yeah. You fish often? Yeah. Two weeks
ago, I had one of the most successful

fishing trips of my life. Usually I am
much better at drinking beer than

fishing. My parents are so married. I
felt like Diana was blocking me out and

trying to keep Mike to herself.

I feel like I'm left out of the mix.

We're pulling up fresh trout all day,
cooking them right after we were pulling

them out.

Sounds like fun. I have JD over here. He
immediately started talking about

fishing and immediately started boring
me.

Mike, please take me away from this
awkward situation.

I analyze everything.

I analyze everything, too. It's a
downfall of mine. I overanalyze

everything. Oh, my God, me, too.

I feel like people these day and age,
it's just they're all about, like, oh,

let's get drunk and let's have sex. They
don't analyze things. They don't think

about things.

I had no interest in Diana, so I really
just wanted to be like, Keith, see you

later. So, like, I don't know about
anyone else, but I'm getting pretty

pruney. Yeah.

How's it going? You down?

No, you're not. Yeah?

You all right, though?

I think it's pretty evident that we were
on faith today with people that we

weren't into. Candace and I could tell
that it was going nowhere with regards

to J.D. and Diana.

What do you do after a naked swim?

Working. Yeah.

Yeah? Excuse us for a second. We'll be
right back.

So, you and Mike, you seem to, like,
vibe on the same level. I guess we

don't.

He could have said something. Just to
leave with someone is just messed up. I

just don't get it. Like, ugh.

No.

I just couldn't bear that boringness
anymore. It was literally ants at a

picnic. Let's leave them down there,
huh?

Yeah, like I don't mind going back down
there.

Candace and I want to spend as much time
together and that's what we're going to

do. Do you think that there really is
like the one or do you make someone the

one for you? I know that like
relationships really take work.

Absolutely. If you can't grow together,
what do you have?

Too deep?

Too deep for the hammock? I think, among
other things, my feelings are definitely

growing. It's really the makings of a
perfect night.

I was dumb for, like, some, like, butch
chick with no boobs who's ugly in the

face. Like, just, like, you know, it's,
like, kind of hurtful when, like, you

think you found that, and then
apparently, like, they go off and they

hook up with someone else. So it's just
a story of my life. It's not some guy I

just met when, like, two days.

Everybody beat him up?

It's not about him. It just always
happens to me.

It happens to me every day of my life.
That's why I'm single. It's just like,

oh, people are like, oh, why are you
single?

Oh, because no one takes me seriously.

That's exactly why.

Forget everything that's going on around
us. I hate to say it.

I really wish I was going on another
date with Mike tomorrow and not have to

go on another date with somebody else.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Going on to the third naked date, I'm
definitely a lot less nervous. First

date was great.

Second date went a little rough, so
hopefully this third and final date can

be the cherry on top.

Hi. Hi.

Mike. Amber.

Nice to meet you. How are you? Nice to
meet you. Good.

Naked? Yes, right. Never done anything
like this before?

No, maybe in a dream. All right, all
right.

My first thought of meeting Amber Nake
was like, wow, this girl is really

pretty. She must be a model. She's tall,
got long legs, flat stomach.

She's got nice boobs.

She was a good package.

So what are you looking to get out of
this whole experience?

To meet someone real.

Yeah. Issues with that prior?

Absolutely. All of my previous dating
experiences have been with guys who play

the field. So it's hard for me to open
up. I think everyone that I meet tries

to put on this persona.

Yeah, absolutely. To impress me. Well,
you're very pretty, so I can see why

they would. Thank you. And you're a
pretty handsome myself. Oh, well, thank

you. Shall we? Shall we? All right,
let's do this.

Getting undressed for the third time.
I'm a little nervous to meet the new

guy. I do have a good connection with
Mike, but at the same time, I'm going to

keep an open mind and see who this guy
is.

Hi. How are you?

I'm fine.

You?

Marcus is a really good looking guy.
He's tall.

He's chiseled.

He's well hung.

Um, what do you do?

Right now, I'm a graduate student at
Corbin International University in the

fall. Okay, cool. When I first seen
Candace, I thought she was a cool

looking girl. She definitely seemed
outgoing, and she had a nice little butt

on her. So we're going to take this wind
and put it to good use, and I think

we're going to be flying some kites
today.

Sounds awesome. Okay, let's do it. Let's
go.

Well, I'm great at giving massages.

Do you first.

Yeah, you can do me any time.

The thing about all this typical
Panamanian mythology is that

everything's edible, too.

Oh, God. I don't put everything in my
mouth. No?

A certain thing?

Yeah.

Tell me your backstory.

Well, I've only actually had one
official boyfriend.

Okay. He didn't want a relationship, but
then he started a relationship with

someone else after, like, the year ends
with me. Okay. And then...

I went lesbian.

Really?

Really. For how long?

Like four years. Okay.

And I just kind of got over it. I
figured this is not what I want to do.

It doesn't bother me at all that she's
been in lesbian relationships.

I'm glad that Amber changed her mind
because if she had not changed her mind,

then she wouldn't be dating naked with
me today.

OMG. It should have been hot.

You're up next.

No.

This date is definitely turning out to
be quite intense.

Brown shirt.

Best thing about my date with Amber was
her ability to just get down and dirty

and just have some fun. All right, give
me a hug.

Yeah.

Oh, my.

I've never built a kite before.

Me neither. Yeah, just some zip ties.
Nice and tight. We definitely love it

tight.

So, how long have you been single?

Two years. This was when I was starting
college, actually. Okay. And I kind of

promised myself I wasn't going to get in
any relationship, just because, you

know, watching all those movies like
American Pie, I wanted to live the dream

a little bit, you know. And eventually,
we kind of had a mutual agreement that

just ended.

Marcus is young.

He took a break from his last girlfriend
to party.

It's kind of a little bit of a red flag
to me, but I'm not going to throw him

aside because of that. Young also means
teachable.

So do you think you're ready for a
relationship now?

Actually, yeah. You realize sometimes
it's best to just chill with the person

you like.

I really want to get to know him on a
deeper level, see what he's about.

Let's see if this thing flies.

Let's do it. That looks hot.

But as far as first impressions go, he's
up there.

You just take off that way and I
unravel.

You just want to see me run.

I don't lie to you. I do.

You let go?

Yeah. When you in the kite, one of them
looks good. I think Candace is

definitely like a Baywatch babe when
she's running around.

Ass is jiggling a little bit. So it's
looking good.

Let's see if you can get it up.

He's not afraid to kind of take the bull
by the horn. I find that very

attractive.

Right here.

So do you believe in, like, love at
first sight?

I believe in love at first sight, but
you don't know it at the moment.

Okay. I think...

As you go on, you figure it out. So you
did. You did have that feeling before.

Not necessarily love, but I've done a
lot of online dating. Have you done

that? No. I've been on a few websites.

How'd they go?

They weren't too bad.

So where do you like, aside from online,
is that the only place you meet people,

or do you like... Everywhere.

Everywhere. The grocery store, at the
gas station.

Yeah. At the stoplight.

At the stoplight.

Crossing the street. I mean, I meet
people everywhere. I mean, so I'm

definitely a dater.

Okay.

Amber could definitely be my type.

The only thing that I found a little bit
unattractive was the fact that she

seemed to date a lot, but then why isn't
it working out? So it makes you think a

little bit.

Let's sit down, get to know each other
better.

What type of dude are you?

Someone that's crazy, wild, spontaneous.

What anybody thinks.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, we can actually dance in the water
if you want to.

You want to dance?

Let's dance in the water.

Let's dance in the water. I couldn't
believe that Marcus wanted to get up and

dance naked.

Go ahead, hop with it.

Get the swagger in your steps.

You are so fun.

Marcus hit the nail on the head with
fun, spontaneous, and wild.

I got all close in the sun. It was like
the most romantic thing that has ever

happened to me.

Get me.

Get me. At this point, I'm already a
little bit torn between Mike and Marcus.

Do you want to go check out the Jungle
Villa?

Let's go check it out. Okay.

Going into the third night at the Jungle
Villa, I'm kind of torn as to who I

want. I know that I'm really not that
much into Diana.

However, I had a really good date with
Amber. She's awesome. She's outgoing.

But I also have a really strong
connection with Candace. So as of right

now, I'm not really sure which way my
heart will go.

I think tonight is going to be
interesting.

I've got two great guys, and I'm going
to have a really tough decision to make.

Really?

Why?

Yeah,

yeah.

You got her hat wet, dude.

Thank you, kindergarten.

When you flirt with me, flirt like a
man.

She was awesome yesterday.

Yeah. You could definitely see that all
the guys were vying for Candace's

attention.

I'm not really all that worried. I think
Candace and I had a really good time,

and we also have a lot more time
together, so we could foster that

relationship even more so.

I have one in my room, so I can leave.

I go upstairs, and I was giving Mike the
eye to come and get some of

that alone time.

I thought you were tired.

I am, but I just wanted to, like, say
goodnight to people. Oh, proper

goodnight.

No? Is that wrong?

I felt a little disrespected. You know,
we did have a good time, but you

just... She's trying to tell you how she
feels. No, no, I understand that. I

don't know. I don't like, like, you
know, like, lying and cheating. Like,

I've had bad relationships, so it did
brought me back. I'm just confused. So,

like, what is the emotion behind it?

I thought you guys had a connection. No,
and I get that. But I didn't lie to you

and I didn't cheat on you.

I'm sitting there twiddling my thumbs,
waiting for Mike.

It just builds and builds.

I don't even know what he was doing.

I think she's probably looking for an
apology.

You're like, oh wow, I like her, I'm
going to want to hang out with her. I'd

rather have someone tell me the truth.

You have someone that's clearly been
drinking, and they just keep egging on.

It is literally torture.

I wasn't purposely, like, trying to hurt
you. It was the way that it happened.

Like, we're talking about, like, certain
things, and then, like, all of a sudden,

you, like, left with her. All right,
well, I guess I should have told you and

said goodbye to you.

Oh, you didn't say goodbye?

It was evident that Amber and Diana had
been talking about it. And I think that

Amber might have been taken aback by the
situation, but I have two girls think

that I'm just this huge ass when I'm
really not.

That's why you have to talk it out, get
it out. Yeah.

Mike definitely has too many options. I
was just here to alleviate him with one

of those options. But while he's doing
his business down there with Diana, I

might as well go ahead and make my move
on campus.

I definitely thought it was Mike coming
up the stairs, and I look, and it's

Marcus. Did you enjoy yourself tonight?

Yeah, it was fun.

Be real with me.

It's fun. I'm just thinking about, you
know, tomorrow I'm supposed to pick

somebody and like, I don't know.

I mean, no pressure.

I can't say, hey, pick me.

I had already waited a little bit and
was a little frustrated. And then Marcus

comes in and I finally get a little bit
more alone time with him.

Kind of wondering if you were a good
kisser.

I just decided, you know what? It's my
last day here. I'm just going to kiss

the kid.

Mike might have missed out on his
opportunity.

We got into a fight, and, like, you
know, like, my exes, and, like, you

know, like, I've had bad relationships,
so it brought me back. I feel like I'm

stuck in Groundhog Day. This is never
going to end.

I know I said mean things about her. All
right, I think we're going to retire.

I'm going to say goodnight to you guys.
Say goodnight to Candace.

Say goodnight to Candace. I can't be
down here anymore. So now my main goal

is to get out of this situation.

Go back upstairs to Candace and just
spend some more time with her.

Candace?

You awake?

Candace?

I've contemplated this decision all
night long, and I think I've made the

right choice. I hope I made the right
choice.

Even though last night my interaction
with both Candace and Amber was a little

odd, I'm going to base my decision today
solely on what I think is the most real.

I'm going to put myself out there and
see what happens.

Well, hello, everyone.

Hello. You all came dressed to impress.

Very nice, everybody.

First of all, I want to congratulate all
of you on dating naked.

Candace and Mike, over the last three
days, each of you have gone on three

naked dates with three different people,
including each other.

Earlier today, you locked in your
choices, and now it is time to reveal

them.

We'll start with you, Mike.

Identify the person you felt the least
connected to.

Diana.

Diana, how do you react to that? Do you
feel a connection with Mike? No,

actually, I really did feel a
connection. That's why I was upset when

he went off with somebody else. Then I
got jealous, and then, like, it reminded

me of my ex. And then it's like, I feel
like that just always happens to me. I

don't know. Maybe all men are like that.
Like, men.

No, I don't say that.

Mike, you went on a date with Amber and
Candace.

Who did you choose?

Candace is more than halfway across the
country, but we do have a strong bond.

With Amber, she seems to go on a lot of
dates with guys. However, she's

outgoing, she's awesome, and we live
really close to each other. I think my

heart is telling me to go...

to go with you, Candace.

I haven't dealt with rejection at all
before, so that was something new for

me. I mean, who wouldn't want to date
me?

I think that even though the distance is
far, I think that's something that we

can make work.

It's kind of hard to have a relationship
based on a long distance. You need to

create a bond with them first.

I think Candace and I had a really good
time, and we also have a lot more time

together, so I think we could
potentially make it work.

Candace, it is now your turn. It all
comes down to you.

J.D.

There just wasn't a lot of chemistry,
even though we did get along really

good. You know, I enjoyed my experience.
I think you're going to make some guys

very happy. Thank you.

Okay, Candice, did you enjoy your time
with Mike, or did you feel a better

connection with Marcus?

I would like to continue to see.

Okay, Candace, it is now your turn to
reveal who you felt the strongest

connection with.

I had two wonderful dates.

Marcus was spontaneous.

Dancing in the water on the beach was
breathtaking, really.

At the same time, when I asked you if
you were ready for a serious

relationship, you kind of hesitated, and
that tells me that maybe you don't know

if you're ready or you think you are,
but you're not.

And Mike, we've had an amazing
connection the whole time. I feel like

that's hard to find sometimes when you
just meet somebody.

At the same time, last night you left me
hanging and I was waiting for you. And I

hate being disappointed. I hate being
let down.

So when it comes to it, I really think
that I would like to move forward.

I think it's funny. He got

what he deserved. Now he'll know how it
feels to be rejected for someone else.

Marcus, is there like a wave of relief
that just went over you? Are you excited

to hear that? Yeah.

Come on over.

Marcus is charismatic.

He's fun.

He's sexy. And he really made me feel
like a woman. And you just don't let

something like that go.

I'm disappointed.

You know, I thought we had fun, but I
understand where you're coming from.

I can't hate on you for that. You're
here for the same reason, you know, we

all are in a way.

So if anything, I'm just happy that you
found someone and hopefully I can find

someone too.

Thank you.

I really wasn't expecting that. I
thought that Candace and I had more of a

connection. But, again, I understand.

Maybe she had a better connection with
Marcus, and here we are.

To you two, congratulations on this
budding relationship.

Now go enjoy your last day here in
paradise.

Thank you. Off you go.

Enjoy, and good luck to the rest of you.

Dating Naked has let me see the true
person that I was dating. You can dress

up all you want for your date and look
as fresh as you want, but you're not

going to get down to the real person
until you take everything off. Bare it

all.

Yeah, after this experience makes me not
want to date anymore. I think I'm just

going to be celibate.

But that won't last.

I like penises.

Next time on Dating Naked.

Top of the morning to ya. I'm gonna die.

This is probably the exact opposite of a
romantic first date.

I was feeling it, he seemed to be
feeling it as well, and I went total

schoolgirl. This is exactly what I was
fearing.

Falling for two guys.

It's over.

It's not funny to me. It's a touchy
subject.

Please. Okay.

That's not who you are. Who is your
choice? I'm a little nervous that I

haven't made a connection on this
island.

I'm done. It's over.