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Tonight on Dating Naked.

Hey, you're naked, I'm naked.

Everything is right there in front of
this guy that I don't know. You might

just want to walk in front of me on this
drive. Because you want to look at my

ass. Basically.

To finding love and having fun.

I'm not looking for a one night stand.

You're by far one of the coolest girls
I've ever met. I really like Joe.

He is beautiful, like, mwah.

I don't know what the hell they're doing
wherever they are. Is he that naive?

What the... Dude, that's not cool.

I don't know what the hell to do.

Wee-wee. Don't leave.

Wee-wee, come here.

My name is Joseph. I'm from Deer Park,
New York, Long Island.

I'm 24 years old.

A lot of people, when they see me, they
think I'm just this tough guy, and I'm

not actually looking for anything.

But deep down inside, there's another
story to me. I'm very romantic. I want

the whole white picket fence, a dog, you
know, some kids, you know, everything.

When I was 19 years old, I got married
to the love of my life.

We were married for about five months,
and we got an annulment. It felt like

everything... That thought I had was all
a lie.

Dating naked gives me a way to trust
someone possibly again.

I'm here for love. You know, I don't
want just beauty and looks now. I want

someone that's going to be there and
care for me. There's no secrets.

You see me, I see you. Boom, you know?

My name is Wee Wee. I'm 36 years old and
I live in Nashville.

I have no idea why I'm single. I have a
great personality and I'm funny. I'm

independent. I can take care of myself,
but I also want a man who can take care

of me too.

I dated a guy for 10 years and I was
like, I'm either going to move to

Nashville or you're going to ask me to
marry you. He didn't ask me to marry

him, obviously.

I haven't had sex in a little bit over a
year.

Believe me, it's not easy.

I would wait as long as it takes until I
find someone. Maybe not as long as it

takes. Like if it takes like two more
years, I'm going to have to do

something.

Hello. Hi.

Wee Wee and Joe, welcome to the island.

Thank you. Thank you. Both of you are
here for the same reason.

You're single.

You've tried everything from the bar
scene to blind dates and even online

dating. In today's modern world, we're
supposed to be more connected than ever,

but it seems like we're actually pushing
each other further apart, which is

precisely why you're standing in front
of me. This is a radical dating

experience, but it will allow you to
date in the most honest way possible.

Before you can truly bare your soul,
you'll have to bear everything else

first.

This is dating naked.

Over the next three days, each of you
will go on three different dates with

three different people in hopes of
finding a connection.

Then you'll return here to the Jungle
Villa and spend the evening with your

date. In the end, each of you must
decide which person you felt the

strongest connection with and wish to
continue dating.

Okay, so it's time to meet your first
dates.

And they're standing right next to you.

When I found out that Joe was my first
date, I was like, he smelled really

good. He had really yummy cologne on. He
seems like a fun guy.

I get to go out with Joe.

See the package.

It's time, guys. Go get undressed for
your first naked date.

All right, sounds good.

I'm about to take my clothes off for the
very first time. I'm thinking, what the

hell did I get myself into? To be
honest, I'm most worried about getting,

like, you know, a little excited.

I would just try and not think about it.
I'd probably think about elephants or,

like, monkeys or something like that and
just look straight in the eye.

I am totally ready to bear it all. I've
tried everything, and hopefully the

guards will come down once the clothes
come off.

I feel embarrassed because I'm putting
myself out there. Like, my whole self,

like, everything is right there in front
of this guy that I don't know.

Hey.

What's up?

I don't even know what's going on. I
know, right? It's like, man, I don't

know. It's like, what the hell's going
on? It's like, hey, you're naked. I'm

naked. I didn't even get to buy you a
drink yet. I know.

Right?

I definitely saw a wee-wee checking me
out. He's staring at my genitals.

It made things a little bit odd.

I didn't even focus on the penis.

I just saw his testicles, and I was
like, oh, now where should I look? I

don't know.

You didn't even look at my boobs. I see.
I was born, you know, like, not to look

and stare.

So, like, now I'm more respectful.

I can't, you know. That's sweet. I'll
remember that.

Is that Brooklyn?

Yeah, that's where I'm from. Oh, you're
from Brooklyn? Yeah. I lived in New York

my whole life, but I live in Nashville
now for like seven years.

Oh, that's cool. I've been to a lot of
places, but never Nashville. Yeah. You

don't look like the typical Nashville
guy. Yeah, I look like the Guido, but

no, I'm not Guido. Well, you do look a
little bit Guido-ish, but that's good.

Definitely felt like we've met before.

It could be the New York thing, you
know, we both from New York, so we just

hit it off well.

Okay, so are you ready to go on our
date? Yes, are you?

Yes.

Let's go. Yeah, let's go.

But who's going to get in it first? I
think you

should. Ladies first. I think you
should. I don't know. Ladies first. I'm

terrified.

When I first seen the book, I was like,
what if I got to like fart or something

like that?

I'm gonna hold it in. You know, you can
hold it in. But, um, it looked like fun.

Come in. Like, hurry up and get in.

I can't fit.

I'm being reborn.

Oh, my God. I can't blow it up while
you're in there, either.

This is really weird.

Watch your face.

This is definitely a whole nother job.

None like I've ever given in my life.

The awkward thing about getting inside
the door was you're butt naked. You're

just flopping around, like can't get up,
but you keep falling.

Felt like I was having fun.

Your turn!

What do you look for in a woman? What
attracts you to a woman?

More about personality.

I know it when I see it. You'll know it.
It'll just click with you.

What about you? I just want a man who is
caring and unselfish. Yeah, same here.

Family oriented.

You want kids?

I do want kids eventually, but I'm not
going to stress myself out about it.

If I met somebody, we don't have to get
married. We can have a relationship and

see where it goes. You know what I mean?
I don't want to put pressure like that.

I don't want to be perceived as
desperate, but I do have a ticking

clock, so I feel like it is important
for me to meet somebody who would like

to have children.

I would like to have more than one
child.

I would feel really sad if I couldn't.

I'm thankful that I have my niece and my
sister, but, you know, I want a family

of my own.

How many kids do you want?

How many? Yeah.

Every girl thinks of that.

Like two.

Two? Two. I want seven.

Seven? No, you're not!

No, I'm playing. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. No, no. I want like...
Seven? Like two. We can't be together.

Yeah, right?

By the end of my date with Joe, I
definitely felt a lot more comfortable

with him. And, like, I'm looking forward
to getting to know him more.

We've been up all night.

We've been going out and around.

Oh, my God. It looks delicious.

Very interesting.

Coming back to Jungle Villa tonight was
definitely more of my comfort zone to go

on a date with clothes on again.

So now we have to talk about other
things. Yeah. Deeper things.

So, like, what have your relationships
been like?

I was once married. You were married?

Yeah. Oh, my God. When?

When I was, like, 19 years old. Get out
of here. You got married that young. How

long were you married?

Like, five months.

Got into a big argument, and just things
went wrong, you know? She said some

things, or whatever. I said some things,
too.

And we got an enormous answer.

And then I got really sick. I had
bacterial meningitis.

Oh, my God.

They thought I was going to die.

What? I'm in pain, and at the same time,
my heart just got broken. It's like I

just married this girl.

That is the best thing ever.

Not only, like, did he get his heart
broken, but he's, like, he was very

close to dying. I would never have
guessed that looking at him or being

with him because he's, like, so silly
and funny and happy.

Like, you wouldn't think that somebody
like that would go.

through such heartache, you know? I
mean, it seems like you are, like, a

better person for it. Yeah, it
definitely made me who I am today. Yeah.

You're by far one of the coolest girls
I've ever met.

So no.

You too. I feel like this is really
weird, but I feel like, like, I know

you. Yeah.

He is a gentleman. He's very sweet.

I definitely feel like I know him longer
than a day. I really like Joe.

I thought you were over the whole naked
thing. Yeah.

We're in Ireland.

What happens in the island, stays in the
island.

On the first date, I never ever really
tell a girl, you know, that I've been

married before.

But Wee Wee is just a very awesome, cool
person, so I felt like it was me to tell

her. Me and her have a great connection.

It could be his friend or something
else, I'm not sure yet. But we'll see

how it goes.

See you tomorrow, alright? Okay.
Alright.

I'm exhilarated to go out on a second
date.

I'm hoping she has dark hair, some dark
eyes. I'm hoping maybe to, you know,

have the same chemistry with the head of
a wee-wee.

I'm anxious to meet the other person.
I'm interested in meeting them just to

see what they're all about.

But I like hanging out with Joe, and I
kind of don't want to go on this date

today. I don't know if Joe will compare
me to a second date. This girl could be

skinny. She could have big boobs.

Hopefully he won't compare me.

Oh, my God.

She is beautiful.

Today,

I'm

going on my second date. I'm a little
nervous. I mean, the whole getting naked

thing again, but I'm ready to go.

Oh, my God.

Seeing the first freaking time, she is
beautiful, like... It

wasn't just my nervous side, it was
definitely my sexual side going when I

first seen her.

Sorry, I have to look.

It's a little awkward, right, for the
first time?

Yeah.

I'm Joe.

Hi, I'm Jasmine. Nice to meet you, very
beautiful.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome, welcome.

I think that I am sexy.

It comes from inside.

So I am not playing games. I am very,
very comfortable with myself.

Where are you from?

I'm from Israel originally.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I like your smile. You have a nice
smile.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I'm looking for honesty and a guy that
will be very adventurous.

And he needs to be sexy.

I think Joe is a very attractive guy.

So you ready for the date?

Yeah. We're going boogie boarding.
That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah. Have you ever boogied
before?

No.

Hi. You look like a better tan than me.

I'm just naturally tan like this. I'm
naturally a powder white.

As soon as I saw him walk up, I was
like, wow, he's kind of pale.

Hi, I'm Wee Wee. I'm Jack.

Nice to meet you. Good to meet you. Wee
Wee? Wee Wee. Wee Wee. Good to meet you.

It's really Christina, but everybody
calls me Wee Wee.

I'll call you Wee Wee. Whichever you
want to call me. Cool.

I excel in everything I do.

So if I'm looking for someone who has
the ability to keep up with me, what

separates me from everybody else?

is i don't have a type or like
everyone's my type like the geckos on

this island i like to adapt so how do
you feel being naked in front of each

other i'm actually good it's just fly oh
my god it's something crazy it's

following you what is that all right
it's okay he is handsome until i saw the

sneakers and i was like that's different
like seeing a man naked with sneakers on

we actually are gonna make Art with our
bodies. Cool.

We should get going and go paint. I
would love to. Okay, let's go. Let's go.

Ready? We're going to have to jump
really high. Jump, jump, jump.

I felt excited going boogie boarding
naked

with Joe. He was definitely very sexy.

Bookie boarding is definitely a little
more sexual. I mean, she's laying down

with her butt in the air.

Jasmine got the whole package as far as
looks go. She has those eyes and lips

that... I'm not going to lie. Jasmine's
beauty definitely took my mind off of

Wee Wee. I'm so looking forward to see
what's going to go on next.

Well, I'm glad we're both artists.

I know, right? But I'm going to need
some help. What should we do?

I think we should dabble and see and
come up with some ideas. Okay, you're

great.

We're going to have to kind of lean
forward just a tiny bit. Don't get my

hair dirty. Oh, my God.

How cold is that? Oh, that feels so
good.

I definitely got a decent look.

Jack is packing.

You're going to rub my butt. I love it.

She had this cute little accent when she
talked to me, and her personality mixed

in with that just made it all something,
you know, I would definitely be

interested in. Where are you going with
that?

Penis painting.

Oh, my God! Ew!

Ew!

Body face paint.

It's for the purpose of art. Maybe you
should tie it on my head.

I'd definitely like a fluffer before.
Like, a stiffer brush would have been

awesome. I think we should just paint
ourselves.

Look at that yellow penis. It looks
better in yellow.

I definitely feel like an instant
comfortability with Jack.

Jack is just a wacko guy.

I'm sorry, I'm shouting at you.

You're hogging all the water just like a
typical man would. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Lift your hair, please.

Is there paint on my back? Yes, all over
your back.

Jack is awesome, but there's something
different with Joe.

I can't put my finger on it yet.

Thank you. But I feel like, oh, where's
Joe? What's he doing?

One, two, three.

Oh, my God. All right.

You got to go this way. Okay. No, I
think it's good. You good? All right.

Once again, at the end of this date, a
nice romantic setting, being on a

hammock, drinking some wine right near
the beach.

Just put your ass here.

Jasmine is definitely giving me that
look again. Once again, that look, you

know, that look of sexuality.

Coming into this date, what do you think
we're going to do?

The thing is with me, I don't have too
much expectation.

I just like to go with it. I don't think
too much. I mean, well, I do think, but

I don't think too much. I hope you think
a little bit. I hope you, you know.

I don't think too much. I like the
excitement.

I'm addicted to excitement.

You're addicted to excitement.

That's why I like skydiving, scuba
diving.

Wait, you've gone skydiving?

Of course.

Really?

I like the fact that Jasmine's a little
more touchy-feely.

Who doesn't like an attractive,
beautiful girl touching you?

So tell me about your date.

Um... Honest. I want honest. I love
honesty.

I love honesty.

She seems like a very cool girl. Like,
you're going to meet her later.

But I want to hear from you first. All
right, well, I mean, she's a really cool

girl. Okay.

Cool personality and everything. I mean,
we hit it off as far as, like, you know,

being friends or whatever. But you're
not attracted to her.

Um... No, I mean, she's cute. She's
very... She's attractive and everything.

You know, I wouldn't say I'm not
attracted, you know. Okay.

But, um...

I was definitely not disappointed when I
seen you either. Really? Yeah. Even

though my hair is messy? No, your hair
is not messy at all. You're freaking

beautiful.

I don't call many people beautiful,
trust me. You make me blush.

I'm like, you can't see it. But it's not
funny.

Wee Wee didn't sound like a threat to
me.

I saw the desire in his eyes.

You want to go back to the jungle
village with me?

Sure. I don't know, I'll see you later.

Okay.

And then when I was 12, my parents
divorced.

And then my mother told me that my dad
was my stepdad and that my pen pal was

my dad.

And then when I actually went to go see
him before my senior year of high

school, my mom bought me a plane ticket
to go visit him.

He's a cable guy.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, a little. Yeah, wow. That's
interesting.

So, like, you know what? I had to go on
a date yesterday.

No. He's from Long Island.

Oh. He's funny.

Like, he's very funny.

He's adventurous. Like, we got to talk
and have dinner. Awesome. And have,

like, a regular date, too.

Mm-hmm. Wee Wee keeps talking about her
previous date, and I feel uncomfortable.

But what we did, it was intimate. We
were close, touching each other. We have

a bond. I definitely see a connection,
and I would like to, you know, talk more

with her. We're going to go back to the
villa. We're going to meet...

My date that I had yesterday and his
date that he had today. We're going to

hang out. Oh, that's going to be
interesting.

It's very important to me to see a
person that I'm dating in a social

environment because it says a lot about
the person.

So I'm just going to go with it and see
what happens.

Here's the jungle villa. No drama. Here
we go.

Is she nervous to meet the girl that you
went out with? Is she at least nice?

She's nice. She's definitely nice. I'm
definitely... So she's not going to,

like, cause any drama?

No, definitely not. What about your
dude?

Is he a douche? No, no, he's nice. He's
really funny. Yeah?

I really want to see Joe's date, and I
want to see what this girl looks like

already. Killing me.

Oh, hey!

Hi! Oh, you're beautiful!

Jasmine. You're gorgeous. Wee-wee.
Jasmine trying wee-wee. Nice to meet

you. This girl's gorgeous.

She's absolutely beautiful.

My

first

initial thought of Jasmine is just like,
whoa, this girl's gorgeous.

Hi, Jack. How are you?

You look so different.

Do I?

Yeah. I almost forgot who Wee Wee was.

Are we all getting naked again?

I'll go in. You go in? Yeah.

I want to take all of your articles of
clothing from here.

Oh, because it's still warm?

Maybe you should take them home and put
them in here.

I wanted this time to spend with Joe.

I'm just wilding out to have fun.

That's awesome.

I'm very strong and confident.

I am very pretty.

And I think he needs to know me more.
There you go.

Did you stare at me or no? A tad bit,
you know.

I'm going to stare again. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

Wee-Wee is very into him, but I like
him.

You good? Yes. And I want him.

I'm jumping in.

Oh, yeah.

I walk him. Very elegant.

Oh, my God. Cold.

Be cold.

Cold.

Come on up. All right, come with me. All
right.

Jasmine, extremely flirty.

I'm like, hello, I'm Wee Wee. What are
you doing?

There's definitely some chemistry
between me and Wee Wee. But right now,

Jasmine's definitely pulling me in a
little bit.

What are they doing?

Why'd you go up there?

I'm not going up there. Go up there.

I'm really liking Joe, and I thought we
had a connection. But now I'm just

second-guessing everything.

I don't know what the hell to do.

Kiss me.

I'm not going to lie. I'm definitely
still excited to meet another girl.

My other two dates were just so amazing.
And, you know, the more options, I guess

you say, the better.

No, you don't know, you know.

How's it going?

My name is Chrissy. I am a professional
recording violinist.

Chrissy. Chrissy, I'm Joe. Nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you.

People say I'm picky, but I'm really not
picky.

I just want somebody who's driven and
funny. You have to be funny.

So, how do you feel?

I'm feeling open.

Very open, right?

Definitely different.

It is awkward meeting someone naked. I
mean, usually you wait till sex, but I

think it'll be fine. He seems sweet,
actually.

What is that saying, yeah?

I lived in Greece for like six months.
Okay. I'm Greek.

Oh, really? Yeah, I'm Greek and Italian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?

Yeah, so I know a little bit of Greek.

Oh, my gosh.

That's awesome.

Yeah. I definitely like what I see. You
know, this girl is fit.

She has a very nice smile, and she has
nice big eyes. I love big eyes.

Are you excited about our date? I am.

We're going to be playing with some
high-speed water toys. Really?

You ready?

Yeah. All right. Let's go.

I'm kind of afraid to do this activity
naked.

Not that I have big boobs or anything,
but, you know, they can be flopping

around.

Ah,

that hurt my ears. Oh, that's bad.

Yeah, definitely a breather.

Last night kind of confused me

about Joe.

I'm really thinking that he's liking
Jasmine.

Stop. Because I don't think my date
today is going to be better than Joe.

But I still am keeping an open mind.
Because who knows?

You all right?

I thought you were waving, but you were
just... You were slapping bugs away.

I'm Wee Wee. I'm Justin.

What's your name, Justin?

You're tall.

Tiny, pretty.

No, thank you.

So...

The other question I wanted to ask you.
You're so handsome.

Oh, thank you.

I think the reason why I'm still single
is I live in Miami. You know, South

Beach life.

Women come to visit and they want to
have a great time. They let everything

go. Nobody takes that serious.

So if I can't see you as Mrs. Justice,
then it's no point in starting a

relationship. It's the point.

So your name is Justice, that you're
like your given name? That's it, like

Prince.

That's just Justice.

What do you do?

I mean, I'm basically a headliner. You
know what that is.

Oh, no.

It's basically, you know, I do events.

Oh, you do? Okay, yeah, I know that.

I thought you meant you're like a
headliner, like the headliner of the

show. Oh, no, no, no.

You the headliner. I'm not the
headliner.

Justice seems like this Rico Suave
player type of guy. I can't tell if he's

just that smooth because he does it for
a living. I don't know. I can't.

I really can't read him, actually, right
now.

We're going to be walking through the
jungle.

Yeah, that's tough. Are you scared of
the jungle? No, I'm naked, so, you know,

Adam and Eve. You just don't know
anything like... Don't touch my...

You're not going to touch this area. I
think we got some perks, a personality.

She had nice eyes, and she was able to
make me feel as comfortable as she was.

So that was number one.

So what are we doing?

We are going to bird walk.

I love holding hands. Well, I don't want
you to bust your ass. If you bust your

ass, it's the whole vibe of it.

Or not.

Well, it could. You could laugh at me.
I'm not going to laugh at you.

You might just want to walk in front of
me on this drive. So you want to look at

my ass? Basically. Come on over here.

Don't just look at my ass. No, go ahead.
You're not going to put binoculars on

and look at my ass.

Go ahead.

It's not cute if they...

What the f*** is that? I really don't
know. Do you hear that?

I'm not trying to find out. You don't
hear that. Yeah, but why wait?

That's what, come on. If we don't do
that, where I'm from, when you hear

something, you go.

She's done. You hear, you go. She's
great and all that, but the wrong type

of s*** come out the jungle, it's every
man for they self.

I don't know what happened.

I would not make the first part of the
movie. You know a lot of black people

die first in the movie.

As soon as you go that way, it comes out
this way, and I'm dead.

Oh, there's a bird. You hear it? We were
having a good conversation getting to

know each other, so I can give a shit
less about the bird.

His bird was the only one that I
actually saw today. You did me justice.

Oh, that's so cute.

Very romantic.

Here's to relaxing and great meetings.
Yeah.

And a fun day.

Do you want to make some music together?

I used to write poetry.

Oh. Which one would you like to use?

Kongas. This is pretty big.

Ocean Sky.

With a girl with beautiful eyes.

Sitting here like I'm seeing this on the
fly.

When I first met you, I felt real shy.

I didn't know what to think on now.

But I'm sitting here and I'm feeling
like a clown.

But I'm seeing you that you're happy not
about the frown. Because maybe tonight

it really can go down. No, I'm kidding.

I don't mean it just like that. Girl,
I'm like, you got the killer, killer

smile. I don't know. That's not really
poetry. It's like rap. I don't know.

That was so good, man. High five.

Hey, all right.

Listen.

This is why I get a lot from people.
Like, I'm not normal.

I almost think like a guy. And I think
that's why I haven't had, like, a real

relationship. Because guys get
intimidated by me when I don't know.

Like, I need a guy who I can also push
to be the best that he can be.

Because I will surpass you.

This date was great. You know, we had so
much fun doing the tubing.

But, uh, Chrissy compared to Jasmine and
we, we, I don't know.

Still feels platonic.

Do you want to go back to the house and
see the villa with me? Oh, God.

Am I prepared for those people?

Oh, yeah. I thought you were about to
say penises.

Shut up.

I never thought this could be any bit
different than the... Oh, my God, this

is gorgeous.

This is really nice. Wow, this is
beautiful.

Justice doesn't really compare to Joe.

Even though he was holding my hand and,
like, leading me, I don't know how

genuine it was. I didn't feel, like, a
genuine vibe.

But I could be wrong.

You seem, like, kind of suave.

Give me a suave. Like, you're suave.
Could possibly, you know, be a player. I

don't know.

I'm feeling you out.

Why would I be that?

Because of the party?

No, no, no.

Oh, really?

See what you feel? See, I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.

It's real difficult for me to really
find a true date because what I do for a

living overrides who I am. I rarely get
the woman that really wants to know who

Justice is.

It's weird because that's what guys say
about me. They say, you're too

confident. Yeah, but that's what I like.
I know. I want all of that. I guess we

both got a situation.

We both kind of have the same thing
going on. Yeah.

I can't tell if Justice is turning on
this personality or if he really just is

like a sweet guy.

I'm ready to bring him to the jungle
villa I definitely want to see how he

interacts with other girls he might be
able to prove himself we'll see

Coming tonight back to the Jungle Villa
was nerve-wracking. There's so much on

the table.

I really like Wee Wee's personality, but
I don't know if it's friendship or it's

something that we can build on and make
something serious.

But then I got the beauty.

Jasmine's definitely like a sex symbol.
She's not like that girl you bring home

to mom. She's that girl you go bring
back to your house and go have some fun

with. But do I want to date someone like
that?

So I got a lot on my mind tonight.

I'm going to be too.

I definitely like Joe, but at the same
time, he needs to chase me. Where did he

go?

He needs to show me that he wants me,
and he needs to be clear.

Is she putting an act on right now?

Seeing Jasmine go along with Justin
definitely irritates him out of me. I

mean, I guess she's trying to make me a
little jealous.

Honestly, I think she's here just to
have some fun, have a good time, and

she's just playing games.

Whatever. I got to see Justice around
other beautiful girls, and my

preconceived notions came true.

If you're trying to make me pick you,
why do you love the girls? But I'm a

little relieved because finally Joe sees
the deception of Jasmine.

From everything I've seen, you're the
truest person.

Well? How was your day?

It was good.

It was good?

I've been waiting, like, since the first
day we went out. I'm like, come on, just

a pack something.

You're losing your towel. I'm losing my
towel. I'm losing my towel.

Oh, I might see it.

Oh, here we go.

So.

Finally.

He kissed me.

Jerk. You know, like, when you kiss
somebody, like, instantly when your lips

meet, like, if there's something there.

What happened with that? I didn't what?

No.

How do you know everything?

This is so dumb.

You forgot about me.

I wanted this time to spend with Joe,
but we took the attention away and I got

to get his attention.

I'm going to show him I like him. I'm
going to look at his eyes. I'm going to

smile at him. And I say, you know, I
like you, but I want to know the deeper

level of sexuality.

What do you want?

That's what you don't even know. You had
your chance to show me attention.

What do you want?

Jasmine, obviously, this, like,
playmate-looking girl, you know, gets

your heart racing and, like, she loves,
you know, the chase.

You know, it's kind of that mysterious,
you know, kind of pulling me in a little

bit. Let's go upstairs.

Up, up, upstairs.

Like, the top.

Yeah, you've never seen the top, right?
No, I want to go. Let's go. Let's go

check it out.

Where are you going, though? We'll have
another talk in here.

When I saw Jasmine take Joe upstairs, I
was really, I was irritated.

Me and Joe had this great kiss, and him
running off with Jasmine, I'm like, what

do you want?

You got me so intrigued, and it's like,
you're hard to try and, you know, get

that emotion out of you.

You're making me wonder in my mind.

What do you want to find out?

I want to find out how you are.

Maybe possibly, you know, away from
here.

Let me give you a sneak peek.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Where are these two forever?

I don't know what the hell they're doing
wherever they are. If he's that naive,

she's faked.

What are they doing?

Hello? What? Dude.

I thought he was mature enough to make
the right decision.

But right now, Joe is acting like an
idiot. Even though we kiss, it's like I

don't exist.

That's not cool.

You don't do that.

Wee-wee.

Wee-wee, come here.

Hi, guys. Welcome.

I'm really, really nervous.

Last night confused me about Joe. Like,
I thought we had a connection. I thought

you liked me. But then he's, like,
hitting on Jasmine.

So I don't know if I'm going to pick
him. I don't know what the hell to do.

Today I have one of the hardest
decisions to make. I have three

beautiful girls.

It's definitely hard.

And today I feel like I might hurt
someone's feelings.

Good morning, guys. Hi.

Good to see you all.

Me and Joe kissed last night, and I want
Joe to show in front of everybody else

that he wants me.

Well, I want to congratulate each of you
on dating naked. You embraced this

amazing experience with open arms and
hopefully have a whole new outlook on

dating. Wee Wee and Joe, over the last
three days, each of you have gone on

three dates with three different people,
including each other, in hopes of

finding a connection. And it's time to
reveal the person you connected with the

most.

Joe, who is your choice?

Ultimately, you know, out of the three
girls, I had my least connection with

Chrissy.

But you're definitely a beautiful girl,
and it definitely was fun.

Wee Wee, amazing personality, beautiful
eyes, beautiful smile.

The whole thing is, is it just a
friendship, or is it something that we

can base things on and move on?

Jasmine, you know, we had a great, great
connection on our date. You know, I

thought you were beautiful when you
walked in.

It was just that I felt like I was
chasing you a lot, and I've done that in

my path, and I am done chasing. I am so
beyond chasing.

Who is your choice?

I think Wee Wee. I would definitely want
to go on another date with you. Really?

I can't believe he picked me. I was
doubting him, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe

he really is the stand-up guy. And now
I'm just confused.

The reason why I'm here is to find
someone I can trust and love and have

all the cards out at once. I don't want
to put myself fully out there when

they're not.

So, Wee Wee, it all comes down to you.

Okay. So you went on dates with Joe.
Yeah.

Justice. Yeah. And Jack.

Yeah. Justice, you are the person I
least connected with.

I thought we had good conversation. We
had a good date. But when we came back

here, you were interested in either one
of these beautiful ladies.

I didn't feel like you were interested
in me at all.

If I'm bringing filet mignon to the
table, you know, you got to come with

some good mashed potatoes and
vegetables.

Basically, we just don't have the swag
that can facilitate justice.

Jack actually was my favorite date of
all. But me and Joe, I feel like we've

known each other forever.

But last night, I actually got pretty
pissed off.

I was confused. I was like, why do you
keep taking Jasmine, like, upstairs?

What are you doing?

Well, you know, the whole thing was, I
wanted to see... You don't have to

answer me. I'm just telling you.

I thought, like, I was going to pick
Joe.

Like, Joe 100%. And then last night, I
was like, what the f*** happened?

It all comes down to you.

Who is your choice?

Right now, I'm undecided because I
really like Joe, but he did kiss

Jasmine, so I don't know what the hell
to do.

My choice is...

Joe.

I mean, from the get-go, I could tell
there was something between me and Joe.

I really like Joe. I feel like he does
want something more because he knows

that I do, too. You guys will always
have this experience together.

You know, it's awesome to meet someone
and feel like, you know, you have

friendship already. Me and Wee Wee had a
great connection.

Well, Wee Wee and Joe, congratulations.

I wish you guys all the best as you
explore this new relationship.

Thank you. Now go enjoy your last day in
paradise together.

Right. Bye, you lovebirds. Bye.

We were actually saying what to close
on, what to close off. So I think I

definitely made the right choice.

The next thing I'm going to do is go
home and put some aloe on. And then

let's get naked.

Again.

This experience has definitely made me
more confident. It definitely taught me

not to judge a book by its cover.

Don't be afraid to be naked. It actually
is very freeing.

And I'll never, ever, ever forget it.

Next time on Dating Naked.

Eve. Adam.

I'm the lovable goofball.

Timber. The cool chick doesn't really go
for the nerd.

All right, you got this.

I don't want to take your man part away,
but I'm seriously sitting there

thinking, me.

She's super hot.

Definitely some sexual tension for sure.

You have a very beautiful smile and
beautiful eyes.

I had two amazing dates, and I don't
want either one of them to feel like I'm

not paying attention to them. Who is
your choice?

I might be better off not picking
anyone.