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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,120 Oh, this is good. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,320 - Can I borrow this? Hmm? 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,880 All my makeup is very subtle. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,040 Oh, wow. That was subtle. 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,680 Oh, you know what I mean, darling. I'll be on stage. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,360 More is more in the theatre. 7 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,080 Oldest profession in the world. 8 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,000 Oh! No, no, that's the other one. -Lee. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,680 - Hmm? What are you doing? 10 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,000 Well, I've always wondered about these things. 11 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,160 Stop that. 12 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,840 Sorry, I should've put it away. 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,000 Um, what are you on stage for? 14 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,520 I thought this was just a fundraiser. 15 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,800 It is. But this is a special one. 16 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,960 Anyway, we'd better get going. We've got so much to do. 17 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,280 - Can we say goodbye to Gordon? - No, I think he's, um... 18 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,040 He's in a meeting. 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,600 How's he doing? 20 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,120 I feel like he's still a bit mad with me. 21 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,200 - Why? - I told you! Mum. 22 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,360 I called his dad a fuckwit and then he died. 23 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,640 Well, that's your father's mouth, not mine. 24 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,000 - Helpful. Oh. 25 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,040 Lee, no! Sit down! 26 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,560 Still hasn't cried? 27 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,320 No. 28 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,080 Even during the cremation? -[shushes] No, he hasn't. 29 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,200 Was such a beautiful service. 30 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,800 His family's a little plump though. 31 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,040 You weren't there, Mum. 32 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,120 Oh, I got Gordon to send me the Zoom link. 33 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,680 Why did you do that? 34 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,520 You know, I was surprised that they played "True Blue" at the funeral. 35 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,960 When Daddy passed, we played "Amigos Para Siempre". 36 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,640 - Not a dry eye in the house. - Okay. 37 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,880 God, I was a mess. 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,280 Wore a black veil for a year. 39 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,280 No, you didn't. 40 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,640 You were too young to remember, darling. 41 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,560 I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about Gordon's grief, Mum. 42 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,120 I'm just saying I understand it, darling. I'll talk to him. 43 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,040 No, don't he's... he'll be fine. Although... 44 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:44,120 I think he is redirecting the grief. He's... 45 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,880 - He's become very doggy. Really? 46 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,280 No, I mean... 47 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,600 I mean, he's focusing a lot on Colin. 48 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,080 Oh. 49 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,600 Anyway, I'll see if he's off his meeting. 50 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,160 I think it's time for a timeout. Ten minutes. 51 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,640 - Yep. 52 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,000 Look at that little cutie! 53 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,360 - Who's such a sweetie? 54 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,960 Thank you, he's, um... I think people love Border Terriers. 55 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,480 They're having a real moment lately. -[Siobhan] Hmm. 56 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,360 Um, Siobhan, this is Ashley. This is Colin's mum. 57 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,760 Hi. Hi. - Oh, hello. 58 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,200 Your little boy is absolutely gorgeous. 59 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,960 - Oh, thank you. 60 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,680 - Oh, darling, his wheels! 61 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,480 Honestly, do you have TikTok?-We should get it. 62 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,640 - No. Uh, no, I don't have it. - We should get it. 63 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,320 Get it. Crippled dogs, deaf cats, blind turtles, whatever, 64 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,200 people cannot get enough of them.- 65 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,080 Um, Siobhan is with the animal talent agency. 66 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,480 Take A Bow Wow Pets. 67 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,480 Yeah, I told you last week, they took on Collie. 68 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,920 We've already got huge interest.-We've got two castings today. 69 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,080 Two! 70 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,840 - Wow! Yeah. 71 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,120 Absolutely unheard of. Now, while I have you both here, 72 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,160 why don't I run you through our portfolio packages 73 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,720 and how our online portal works?-Great. 74 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,480 You're going to pull up a, uh... bring that over? 75 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,800 No, no, no. 76 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,720 Uh, Mum and Lee just want to say bye. 77 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,360 Oh, no, no, no. No, I'm doing this. 78 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,040 That's okay. If you have to go, Aly. 79 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,200 Ashley. Okay. 80 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,880 Thank... thank you, Siobhan. Thanks so much. 81 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,680 I have another client.-Yeah. 82 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,160 With a three-legged dog.-Really? 83 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,920 Yeah. Absolutely cleaning up. 84 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,840 Really?-[Siobhan] Just booked a KFC campaign. 85 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,640 - Yum! Whatcha cooking? 86 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,640 Uh, nothing for us, but I got a whole new diet for little Collywood. 87 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,200 Are you serious? 88 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,400 Oh, yeah, we can't feed him canned food anymore. 89 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,240 Why not? -Because apparently, canned pet food 90 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,280 reduces your pet's lifespan by some crazy percentage. 91 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,160 Siobhan was telling me all about it. -Oh. 92 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,000 I actually think this animal agency thing is gonna be great. 93 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,480 Don't you reckon? 94 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,840 I sort of thought you were joking when we talked about it. 95 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:04,040 Uh, I mean, I sort of was initially, but I feel like he is great at it. 96 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,560 Like, he's got a real aptitude. 97 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,040 Like, have you seen him on camera? He looks amazing. 98 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,360 Gordy, are you okay? 99 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,680 Yeah, why? 100 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,680 Yeah, I just worry that you're not... 101 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,400 you know, processing your dad's passing and everything. 102 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,880 Sorry, how's this got anything to do with my dad? 103 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,040 Well, you know making Collie food to live longer. 104 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,000 Yeah, I want my dog to live as long as possible. 105 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,800 Don't you? -Of course. It's just that he... 106 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,440 You haven't cried. -And canned food is very expensive. 107 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,680 - Okay. - And PS, my dad didn't pass. 108 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,720 He died. That's just... that's just what happens. 109 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,520 Come here, boy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. 110 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,240 - How's your mum going? Uh, she's fine. 111 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,240 Oh, good. 112 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,800 Have you called her? 113 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,880 Yeah, Ash, and she's fine. 114 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,280 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Sorry, what are you doing? 115 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,800 Oh, this is, uh, this is to strengthen his claws. 116 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,520 Are you giving the dog a pedicure? 117 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,600 Well, it's his, uh, it's his front paw. 118 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,160 So technically it's a manicure. -Right? 119 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,200 It's jojoba. 120 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,920 Okay? It's the best thing. 121 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,080 Siobhan recommended it. She gave me a discount. 122 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,280 What do you want me to do? Not do it? 123 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,800 - Are you mad at me? - Oh, shit. 124 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,000 I've got-- Oh, shit. I've gotta get his anal glands expressed. 125 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:21,840 - Really? Yes, really. 126 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,960 If we don't get him expressed, 127 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,680 he could be his very first audition 128 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,680 and then get all stressed out and spray bum gunk 129 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,640 all over the casting director's feet. -Right. 130 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,240 Like, Siobhan told me that has happened in the past. 131 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,960 That's like the number one thing, and once you do that, 132 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,160 like, they're just not gonna bring him in again. 133 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,360 Like, no one's gonna book him. 134 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,160 So, there's two castings. There's one at 12:00, right? 135 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,480 That's for an indie film and that's fine. That's... that's good. 136 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,560 But the one this afternoon is for an insurance commercial. 137 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,920 If he books that, that could be massive for us. 138 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,160 So, what's with the pram? 139 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,440 That's just for his, uh, save his claws. Save his paws. 140 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,400 Keep him energized. Keep him relaxed for the castings. 141 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,000 Right, so that was done without any sense of irony whatsoever. 142 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,800 Sorry I'm late. - Good to know. 143 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,000 Trouble with the bilge pump. -Hey, what's... what's going on, man? 144 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,240 What's going on with the deck shoes? -Hey? 145 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,320 - Oh, so I don't slip on deck. - Brett lives on a boat now. 146 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,040 What? When did this happen? 147 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,400 Oh, you were still dealing with your dad's passing so... 148 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,600 Oh, come on, Bretty, mate, you could've told me. 149 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,680 - Ah, it's all good. - Is it though? 150 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,000 Yeah. Anyways, you know Justin of the Peace, my lawyer? 151 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,840 No, no, he's not still your lawyer? 152 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,480 You're right. He's more like a friend now. 153 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,440 But yeah, his dad owns a houseboat in Iron Cove. 154 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,800 - It's pretty cool. - Is it? 155 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,000 It's like a house and a boat and it's on the water. 156 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,040 Okay, good chat. 157 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,400 - Yep, um, Gordy... - Collie. 158 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,040 Yeah. -Uh, we know that you're still grieving 159 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,040 - about your dad. - I'm not grieving about my dad. 160 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,880 - Could people stop saying this? - Okay, fine. 161 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,040 Well, we really need to focus less on dress-ups with the dog 162 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,400 and more on our failing business. 163 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,720 I think failing is a bit much, mate. 164 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,160 Are you drunk? 165 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,160 Bingewell's closing in. We lost our taps on another pub. 166 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,840 Yeah. -We are so far behind on payments. 167 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,440 We are failing. 168 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,800 And unless we... unless we figure out what to do right now, 169 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,920 we're gonna have to sell. 170 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,600 Chi, what do you think I'm doing here? 171 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,840 Colin is a potential goldmine, okay? 172 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,680 We stand to make a lot of cash from him. 173 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,920 So let me get this straight. 174 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,160 Your... your... your big plan to save our failing business 175 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,440 is to make your dog a star. Is that right? 176 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,480 In the short term, yeah. 177 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,120 That's a whack plan on every level. 178 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,720 - It's not whack. - It's really whack. 179 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,280 It's not whack. -[Chiara] It's nick-nack paddy-whack! 180 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,800 Wiggity-wiggity whack. It's whack. 181 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,000 - Right-o, Tommy Bahama. 182 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,160 This is his agent. Shut up. 183 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,800 Siobhan, hey. 184 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,680 Yeah, all good. All good. 185 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,480 Yep, got the pram. He loves it. 186 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,760 Very relaxed. 187 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,880 Oh. 188 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,880 Dawn, Katie, hi. 189 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Hi. What, did you think it was just gonna be Dawn? 190 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:42,440 Oh no, I mean I invited Dawn, but no, I'm really glad you're here, too. 191 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,080 - Yeah. Hello, love. 192 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,600 Hi.-I've, um, ordered some bubbles. 193 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,160 Oh, okay. 194 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,040 Got a bit of a girl's lunch, you know. 195 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,000 Yeah. 196 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,280 So, how you going, Dawn? 197 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,640 Oh, good. 198 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,560 When the property sells, we're thinking of going on a cruise. 199 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,880 Tahitian Treasures. 17 nights. 200 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,680 - Oh, must be hard though. 201 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Selling the property. 202 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,040 Oh no, it's not too bad. 203 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,880 And how are you going? 204 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,320 Oh, yeah. Good, thanks. 205 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,400 I'm a... I'm a bit worried about Gordon actually. 206 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,240 I don't know if he's processing it. 207 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,080 What does that mean? 208 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,960 Well, cried. He hasn't cried. 209 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,480 Oh. - Has Heavy cried? 210 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,160 Uh, no. No, the only time he cried 211 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,240 was when we had our daughter. 212 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,440 Oh, that's sweet. 213 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,600 No, he wasn't happy. 214 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,840 Oh. 215 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,920 That's men, dear. 216 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,240 Oh. But how... how are you? 217 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,280 Like, how are you going? 218 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,560 - Well, um... 219 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,040 Oh, look, I know it sounds terrible, but... 220 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,280 it's like a weight has been lifted. 221 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,160 And look at her skin, it's totally cleared up. 222 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,520 I had rosacea for 48 years. 223 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,160 Hmm. - Since he died, it's gone. 224 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,200 Two weeks. -Look at you now. You're gorgeous. 225 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,800 - So... so what do you... 226 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,320 What do you put that down to? 227 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,840 Brian. He was an asshole. 228 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,920 He was a bit of an asshole. 229 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,560 Huh. Right? 230 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,040 Yeah, well, he... he did seem like a bit of a fuckwit. 231 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,080 I didn't say fuckwit. 232 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,480 Oh, I'm sorry. Uh... 233 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,040 Sorry, I thought that asshole and fuckwit might have been the same? 234 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,240 The same? Oh, no. No, no, they're not. 235 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,040 He was definitely a dickhead though. -[Dawn] Absolutely. 236 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,680 And an asshole. - Yes. 237 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,600 But not a fuckwit? 238 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,720 That's right. -[Katie] It's a scale, isn't there? 239 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,040 It's like dickhead. Asshole. Fuckwit. [whispering] Cunt. 240 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,360 Well, he could be a cunt on occasion. 241 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,520 - But not a fuckwit? - No. 242 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,680 Come on, cheers. Cheers. 243 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,320 So great. What a little battler she is. 244 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,920 Yep. She doesn't know how to give up. - 245 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,720 But she's a cat so she doesn't listen to anything I say. 246 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,200 I'm joking. Of course. 247 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,080 - She does follow commands. 248 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,920 She's fantastic. So, Gina, if you and Doja Cat could just take a seat, 249 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,120 shouldn't take too long, 250 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,120 and the director loved Colin's audition. 251 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,080 - Great. So if you can wait 252 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,880 - a bit longer, that'd be okay? - Yeah. 253 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,600 - Good girl. 254 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,160 - Good boy. 255 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,080 It's a cute bandana. 256 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,080 It's thyroid cancer. 257 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,400 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I... I didn't... I didn't know cats got that. 258 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,760 Stage four, so... 259 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,120 - Not long to go now. - Oh. 260 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,360 She lost all her fur with the chemo. 261 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,480 Oh. 262 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,400 Oh, I thought it was just a hairless cat breed. 263 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,520 No, it was the chemo. 264 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,320 Oh.-[Gina] Yeah, but being in a movie 265 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,120 is one of the last things on her bucket list so... 266 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,560 Didn't know cats knew about movies. 267 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,200 And her GoFundMe has gone viral. 268 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,760 Yeah, she's a real star. 269 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,440 - Yeah. Oh. 270 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,240 Gordon and Colin. Yes. 271 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,280 Thanks for hanging around, but you can go now. 272 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,240 - Oh. And... and them as well. - Uh, no. 273 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,680 Right, so we're waiting for a call or...? 274 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,840 Uh, no. 275 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,920 So they got the job. 276 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,360 Yes, that's right. 277 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,360 Fantastic. Good girl, Doja Cat. Yes. -Are you joking? 278 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,240 - No. Oh-- What-- 279 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,640 Was there anything we could have done better, or...? 280 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,400 Oh, no, Colin was great. 281 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,240 Uh, it's just that the client feels that Doja Cat's look 282 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,520 really works for the piece. 283 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,240 That look? Have you looked at that? 284 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,080 I mean, I was just-- I'm sure the cancer story doesn't hurt either. 285 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,840 It'll certainly help with the chemo costs. 286 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,960 I thought he already had the chemo and that's why the hair fell out. 287 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,520 We might have another round. We're just waiting to see, so... 288 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,600 Anyway, uh, Gina and Doja Cat, if you want to come back in? 289 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,000 Hey, Ash. 290 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,000 I'm at the bar. 291 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,920 Surprise. 292 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,360 Hi. 293 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,440 What was that? You did like a big... 294 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,440 horse blow. 295 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,280 Yeah. Sorry. 296 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,040 I was-- That wasn't you that was-- 297 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,160 Uh, why did you do... why'd you do this? 298 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,040 I was just being cute and I brought in some food for you. 299 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,440 Why? 300 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,920 Because we had leftovers at lunch 301 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,360 and your mum gave me some stuff to give you from the house. 302 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,560 You had lunch with my mum. 303 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,520 Yes. 304 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,000 I was worried about her. 305 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,760 Gordon, what's... what's wrong? 306 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,000 Well, now I look bad because I didn't have lunch with her. 307 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,200 Could you just... Thank you, appreciate it. 308 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,920 Could you just stay out of my shit? 309 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,000 -"Stay out of your shit"? Yes. 310 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,400 Gordon, I'm your girlfriend and I'm actually trying to support you. 311 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,880 Are you? Or are you just trying to insert yourself into everything 312 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,680 because you feel terrible that you called my dad a fuckwit 313 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,920 minutes before he died? 314 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,640 I know, and I can't take that back. 315 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,400 You know? 316 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:35,000 I'm sorry. If I could change one thing, it would be that, but I can't. 317 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,280 I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so, sorry. 318 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,720 Ash, it's okay. All right? 319 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,240 He was a fuckwit and I love him. 320 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,040 Both those things can be true, all right? 321 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,400 But you're absolved. 322 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,520 So just leave me alone. 323 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,560 Stop checking in on me and checking in on Mum 324 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,040 and waiting for us all to fucking cry. 325 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,400 Oh, fuck's sake, you are impossible. 326 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,800 Do you know that? 327 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,360 It's like trying to hug a bonfire. 328 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,880 Then don't. Don't hug a bonfire. 329 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,360 - Fine. - Stupid thing to do. 330 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,600 Yeah, it is. Fine. 331 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,160 Fine. 332 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,760 So, you're not... you're really not coming 333 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,280 to Mum and Lee's thing today? 334 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,680 I can't. I told you I have castings. 335 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,240 Right. So, I'll just tell Mum that you're not coming to that thing 336 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,280 that she spent ages organizing because you're trying 337 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,560 to get Colin a job on TV. 338 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,760 Yes. That's what's actually happening. So yes. 339 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,800 Great. 340 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,280 Okay, that's the news. You want the weather? 341 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,520 Ash, we're the youngest people here by, like, a lot. 342 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,680 Yeah, I don't know what this is, but I'm scared. 343 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,000 Well, I'm excited. 344 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,120 - We know, Dad. - Hello, girls! 345 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,120 - Robin, how's the new hip? Oh. 346 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,280 Not bad. Fantastic. 347 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,240 Oh.-[Lynelle] Bernie, how fantastic. 348 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,960 I didn't know you were coming. 349 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,960 Oh, well, I never say no to a spare ticket. 350 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,720 Oh, I'm... I'm all nervous now. 351 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,920 Hey, Rachel. 352 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,320 Hello.-And you're performing something. 353 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,120 - Gee, you're a dark horse. - Oh, well, we'll see. 354 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,760 Hey, Margie. 355 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,280 - What is this, Lynelle? 356 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,720 Oh, well, you'll see. You'll see. 357 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,440 Lee's the real star though. 358 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,960 Is he? 359 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,120 Anyway, I should get backstage. I'm leading a vocal warm-up. 360 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,200 - Throat chakra. - Break a leg. 361 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,880 - Oh, thank you. 362 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,600 - We're at capacity! 363 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,800 There we go. 364 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,320 - Chookas. - Hey, yes, you too. 365 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,360 Come on, let's go. 366 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,240 I know, hey? 367 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,520 And so... 368 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,800 Come on. -All right. Thank you so much, Gina. 369 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,720 He's great. 370 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,360 Oh, yeah. He's a good boy. 371 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,760 He's... he's been through a lot. 372 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,480 He sure has. Incredible story. 373 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,720 Oh, he's the incredible one. 374 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,560 If you don't mind waiting here, we might be getting you guys back in. 375 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,320 Oh, okay. 376 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,280 Come on. Let's go. 377 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,440 Lie down. 378 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,880 - Hello again. - Hello. 379 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,200 Your pets aren't having much luck. 380 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,600 Was he born with three legs or... what's that? 381 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,000 No, I rescued him. 382 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,080 Oh, right. 383 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,440 From a crocodile. 384 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,280 - Hmm? - Yeah, I was, um, 385 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,760 holidaying in Townsville 386 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,520 and there was this commotion on the beach 387 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:20,000 and I looked over and there was an adolescent salty 388 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,840 trying to drag this little guy into the water. 389 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,400 - Really? So I ran over 390 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,160 completely nude... 391 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,800 ...and I grabbed him out of the salty's mouth. 392 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,360 - You fought off a crocodile. - Yep. 393 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,080 - Why were you nude? - Nude beach. 394 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,560 Nude dog beach? - Yep. 395 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,320 - Right. So everyone was nude. - Yep. 396 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,520 Mm-hmm. It's quite a story. 397 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,720 Queensland. 398 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,040 Hey, guys, uh, we'd like to see Colin and Bark together. 399 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,720 - Bring it on. - Fine with me. 400 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,640 Yeah, let's go. Come on, boy. 401 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,160 - Come on. Yeah, good boy. - Come on. 402 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,160 Do you say his name was Bark? 403 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,680 Bark Ruffalo. 404 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,000 - That's quite good, actually. 405 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,200 - I'm nervous. 406 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,680 Hello, everybody! - 407 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,160 Welcome to the inaugural fundraiser 408 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:18,560 for Women Against Women Against Men! - 409 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,000 Oh! 410 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,920 When I say WA, you say WAM. 411 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,200 - WA! WAM! 412 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,280 - WA! WAM! 413 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,360 Yes!- 414 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,480 Yes. 415 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:45,880 Lee and I started this organization in response to growing concerns 416 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,320 that we have about how men are being treated these days, 417 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,880 and to stand up for equality, true equality, 418 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,360 not just for women but for men too. 419 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:00,240 - 420 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,600 No.-Okay, well let's get on with the show. 421 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,240 Our first act is an original song 422 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,720 sung by the effervescent Helen Yawn! 423 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,960 ♪ Don't say this, don't say that ♪ 424 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,760 ♪ I'm offended, I'm offended ♪ 425 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,040 ♪ Please don't say That my dress looks nice ♪ 426 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,880 ♪ I'm triggered, I'm triggered ♪ 427 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,840 ♪ Don't smile at me It makes me feel unsafe ♪ 428 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:42,480 ♪ I'm a victim, I'm a victim ♪ 429 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,200 So in the ad, the voice-over goes, 430 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,000 "Pet insurance? Who needs that." 431 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,800 Then they bark together. 432 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,400 Oh! Do we need to bark? No one said. 433 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,440 Doesn't he bark? 434 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,360 Yeah, he barks, but just, no one told me, that's all. 435 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,960 - It's not a problem for us. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 436 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,080 Well, maybe Bark's bark will set Colin off. 437 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,560 Let's just... let's just try one. -Yeah. 438 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,520 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 439 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,480 Great. 440 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,560 And pet insurance who needs that? 441 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,240 - Go. 442 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,640 Colin, bark. Colin. Colin. Colin. 443 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:20,040 Colin. [barks] Colin. Colin. Colin. 444 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,720 - Colin. Colin. 445 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,920 What if we-- If... if we just got him to open his mouth 446 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,680 and then you put a bark sound in later. 447 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,760 Can you get him to open his mouth? -Yeah, totally. 448 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:30,560 - Colin. 449 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,280 Um, Colin? 450 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,040 Oh, yeah-- No-- Your nommies? Nommies? 451 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,320 Who's nomm-- Who wants nom-noms? Who wants nom-noms? 452 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,320 You want nom-noms? Do you want nom-noms? 453 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,320 Ooh! You want nom-noms? Do you want nom-noms? 454 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,960 Do you want nom-noms? 455 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,400 Just go... 456 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,040 Colin, look here. [imitates pants] - 457 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,840 That's okay, Gordon. That's... that's okay. 458 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,800 Um... 459 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,120 Gina, can... can Bark drop on cue? 460 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,240 Absolutely. 461 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,600 - Be sad. 462 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,360 Great. Great. Great. 463 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,040 Uh, Gordon, maybe Colin can cock his head on cue maybe. 464 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,280 Yes, he can do that. 465 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,160 Okay, Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin. 466 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,960 Look at me. Look. Where's Piggy? 467 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,240 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's... where's your Piggy? 468 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,560 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's your Piggy? Where's your Piggy? 469 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,960 Where's your Piggy? 470 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,600 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? 471 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,800 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? 472 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,000 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? 473 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,880 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? 474 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,120 Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? 475 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,280 Sorry, we have a Piggy toy-- I mean he-- 476 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,160 I should have brought-- No one told me, like-- 477 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,880 I just never got the information about this. 478 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,600 - My bad. Totally. Um... 479 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,440 Does he do any other tricks? 480 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,880 Um, I mean, we got-- If I had Piggy-- No. 481 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,560 Can... can he do anything on command? 482 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,640 Yeah, yes, wa-- We can do walk. 483 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,200 Yep. Colin, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. 484 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,200 Should we go for a walk? Do you wanna walk? 485 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,120 I-- Do you wanna walk? Walk, walk, walk. 486 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,320 Do you wanna go for a walk? 487 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,400 - Hello. You're toxic. 488 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,440 Who is this? 489 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,360 Here's the coffee you wanted, Mr Winterbottom. 490 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,800 Thank you. 491 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,000 It's... it's boiling. 492 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,240 It's boiling. 493 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,960 Toxic. Toxic. Toxic. Toxic. 494 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,680 Toxic. Toxic. Toxic. Toxic. 495 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,800 Please! I just wanna provide for my family! 496 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,960 Toxic. Toxic. Toxic! - 497 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,080 I don't know how to be a man any more. 498 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,280 Okay, Gordon, if I could just get you and Colin 499 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,040 to take a seat outside for a sec? -Are you serious? 500 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,120 You're not casting him. 501 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,960 At this stage... - Hang on, mate. 502 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,960 How can you look at him, just look at him, 503 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,480 and tell me he's not getting the job? 504 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,640 Look at him. 505 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,200 Are you looking at him? 506 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,720 Through that, look at him, and tell me that he's not getting this job. 507 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,200 You can't book every job. 508 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,160 Yeah, mate, but come on, you're not seriously casting 509 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,440 that fucking tripod over him, are you? - 510 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,840 I mean, it was because she told you the crocodile story. 511 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,240 - No, it's got nothing-- - 'Cause we've all got 512 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,720 sad stories, mate, all right? 513 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,000 Colin got hit by a car and I was driving it. 514 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,240 He got hit by a car that I was driving. There's your story. 515 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:10,200 Plus, my dad died two weeks ago. My dad fucking died 516 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,240 and we never told each other that we love each other. There you go. 517 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,560 - Two sad stories, all right? Gordon, it's got nothing-- 518 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,640 And they're true, okay? 519 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,040 Because her story about the crocodile is obviously a fucking lie. 520 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,360 Oh, you... you think I'm lying? 521 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,000 Oh, Blind Freddy can see that you're lying, all right? 522 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,520 You 1000% severed that leg yourself. 523 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,240 I'm reporting you to the RSPCA. -Mm-hmm. 524 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,120 Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, brother, your dog doesn't do anything. 525 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,920 - He just sits there. - Yeah. 526 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,680 The only half-interesting thing about him is his wheels. 527 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,520 All right? I'm sorry. Your dog's not special. 528 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,880 Excuse me? 529 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,680 I'm sorry, your dad died. 530 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,080 What has that got to do with this? 531 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,440 I don't know, bro, you brought it up. 532 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,160 - See, he does do it. 533 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,400 Were you rolling on that? 534 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,240 ♪ I identify as whipped ♪ 535 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,480 ♪ I identify as cuck ♪ 536 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,480 ♪ I identify as simp ♪ 537 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:08,040 ♪ I identify as fucked! ♪ 538 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,200 Thank you. 539 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,760 Oh, wow. 540 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,560 Wow. 541 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,040 That was powerful, I'm sure you'll all agree. 542 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,160 Okay, moving on. 543 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,680 Our next act, ladies and gentlemen, is someone very dear to me 544 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,160 for obvious reasons. 545 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,600 She puts the poke in cowpoke. 546 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,240 She won't be saddled. She prefers bareback. 547 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,480 Ladies and gentlemen, Lynelle Steinhart. 548 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,320 When it comes to the battle of the sexes, 549 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,440 I surrender. 550 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:59,800 ♪ A woman without a man Is just wo, wo, wo ♪ 551 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:06,960 ♪ A man without his girl Is just no, no, no ♪ 552 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:08,920 Wow. 553 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,320 ♪ A woman's work is never done ♪ 554 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,080 - I've got it. What, the ad? 555 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,680 No, no, fuck that. I've got a better idea. 556 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,280 - Dog beer. - What? 557 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,040 Think about this, right? Colin's face, okay? We put it on a can, right? 558 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,120 Adorable, okay? It's beer for your dog. 559 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,520 It's just chicken stock, whatever. It doesn't matter. 560 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,600 But we market it like, um, 561 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,800 "Hey, how can he be man's best friend if you can't share a beer with him". 562 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,360 - Needs work. - Yeah, well, whatever. 563 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,400 We can work on the copy. But basically, that's it. 564 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,240 It's dog beer, all right? People love beer, people love dogs. 565 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,120 It's gonna fucking kick off. 566 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,600 Dog beer. - Yes. 567 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,160 - Think about it. - I have. 568 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,920 And? - Jared Bingewell's offered me 569 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,400 a full-time position, and I'm gonna take it. 570 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,280 Unless you want to sell, which you don't, 571 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,000 so this is my two weeks' notice. 572 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,360 What? 573 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,360 Also, it's Brett's last day, so you gotta sign the card. 574 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,320 It's on the desk. 575 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,560 - What? - Gordon, I'm a single mum. 576 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,400 I haven't been paid for two months from this business. 577 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,920 We're 100,000 dollars in overdraft. 578 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,760 -And I know you're gambling again. 579 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,520 It's over. 580 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,600 You're leaving? 581 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,680 Are we doing this now? 582 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,880 I'm broke, man, and I can get a job at the boatyard. 583 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,520 So, that's all good. 584 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,520 Fuckin'... Brett, why didn't you just come to me and tell me? 585 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,120 Look, we tried, but we didn't want to worry you 586 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,120 - with your dad and everything. - Oh, fucking hell. 587 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,160 Could everyone stop talking about my dead dad? 588 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,520 Gordon, we're your friends. We love you, okay? 589 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,480 And we know you pretty well. It's okay if you're sad. 590 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,480 Okay, here's the fuckin' truth about my dad. All right? 591 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,680 Here it is. 592 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,320 He didn't give a fuck about me or my life or my work. 593 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,280 I mean, he never came here. He never came here. Not once. 594 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,240 He called my beer "fairy juice". He didn't give a fuck. 595 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,040 He thought this was a waste of time and energy. 596 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,920 And you know what? He was probably right. 597 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,040 Because I have given this everything for... for years, 598 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,440 and I still can't get into the black. 599 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,880 So, you know what? Yeah, take the note. 600 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,200 Why fight it? Everything ends. 601 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,400 Everything ends. 602 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,520 So, yeah, let's sell it. 603 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,800 Let's sell it. Let's sell the brewery to that pin-dick 604 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,120 fucking sex-pest Jared Bingewell, okay? 605 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,800 And then you can stay. All right, okay? 606 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,800 And yeah, we'll all be employees of a faceless Japanese Goliath, 607 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920 but at least you can stay. 608 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,680 Yeah, can we do that? 609 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,720 - Can we do that? Yep? - Yep. Yep. 610 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,840 Yeah.-Thank you. Sold. Done. We'll do that. 611 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,400 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the final act 612 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,240 is a man very close to my heart. 613 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,280 He's recently been through a shocking unlawful dismissal, 614 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,680 and I know Coach Tim knows all about that. 615 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,400 And he's not the only one. 616 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,240 - Yes. Here. Here. Roger, you too. 617 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,760 Wayne, you too. Goodness. 618 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,040 But he still hasn't lost his spirit. 619 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:59,080 Ladies and gentlemen, Professor Lee Smellig! 620 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,040 The song is about a dying breed of Australian male. 621 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,760 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 622 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,200 ♪ Don't say you've gone ♪ 623 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,960 ♪ Say you've knocked off for a smoko ♪ 624 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,160 ♪ And you'll be back later on ♪ 625 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,760 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 626 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,160 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 627 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,560 ♪ Give it to me straight ♪ 628 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,280 ♪ Face to face ♪ 629 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,240 ♪ Are you really disappearing?♪ 630 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,240 ♪ Just another dying race? ♪ 631 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,080 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 632 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,000 ♪ True Blue ♪ 633 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,120 ♪ Is it me and you? ♪ 634 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,560 ♪ Is it Mum and Dad ♪ 635 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,720 ♪ Is it a cockatoo? ♪ 636 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,280 ♪ Is it standing by your mate ♪ 637 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,600 ♪ When he's in a fight? ♪ 638 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,840 ♪ Or just Vegemite? ♪ 639 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,640 ♪ True Blue ♪ 640 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,040 ♪ I'm asking you ♪ 641 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,920 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 642 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,040 ♪ Can you bear the load? ♪ 643 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,720 ♪ Will you tie it up with wire ♪ 644 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,520 ♪ Just to keep the show on the road?♪ 645 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,560 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 646 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,360 ♪ Hey, True Blue ♪ 647 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,760 ♪ Now, be fair dinkum ♪ 648 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:25,520 ♪ True Blue ♪ 649 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,800 ♪ True Blue ♪ 48814

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