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'When shake your head
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'at local paper story of a crime git,
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'then look again and see that he is you,
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'this long-lens shifty bugger in a park.
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'When every call destroys your life
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'even though the phone
ain't got a bloody plug.
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'And when waking,
wonder where you are
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'and find that most of you
is asking where you've gone.
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'Then welcome.
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'Mmm.
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'You arrested
for copying dogs, welcome
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'in jaaaaaam.'
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(Distorted) 'Jam.'
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(Demonic shriek) 'Jam!'
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(Distorted) 'Jam.'
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(Demonic shriek) 'Jam!'
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(Sinister laugh)
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(Knock on door)
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Come in.
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Morning, Doctor.
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Ah, yes. Sit down in the chair
opposite my chair.
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Thanks.
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Tom Chaid?
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- Matthew Vockersbeige.
- Hm.
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So.
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What seems to be the problem?
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Well, l'm quite sore
under this arm, just here.
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Right. Well, undo your shirt
and let's have a look.
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(Phone)
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Hello?
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(Matter-of-factly) Yes, l'm getting hard.
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Very big and hard in my shorts.
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Ah, l've come on my knee.
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All right. Bye.
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Erm...
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Sorry about that but
there's quite a good reason for it.
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Now, let's have a look at you.
Just lift your arm up.
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Yes. Glands up there
are really quite swollen.
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Do you have any other symptoms?
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- (Phone)
- Oh, excuse me.
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Hello?
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Yes, l'm gliding my fist
over the bulging purple head
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and sticking my finger up my arse
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and my cock's gone off
like a spunky firework.
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OK. Bye-bye.
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- Doctor, l really don't...
- Erm...
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l'm sorry about that.
l don't have much choice.
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What do you mean?
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We're short of cash at the health centre,
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we've found this an efficient way
of raising funds.
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- Oh.
- Let's have a look at you.
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Strip down to your pants
and pop onto the couch.
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- (Phone)
- l'll put on the headset
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so that l can carry on with you.
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Hello. Could you hang on a second?
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Yes, just lie down.
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Right. l'm staring down
at my very hard prick.
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lt's a fucking massive bulb...
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Won't be long.
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..and l'm shooting jets of thick come
into your foaming twat.
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Not at all, bye.
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You don't seem to have
any other inflammation
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but l'll check for glandular fever,
just in case.
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But l wouldn't worry.
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All right.
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- Doctor?
- Yes?
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ls that really the only way
you can raise money?
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There are probably others
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but it's the best one
we've come up with so far.
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What's the money for?
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lt's for a little girl with head cancer.
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- Aren't there funds for that?
- You would have thought so.
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- Yes.
- (Phone)
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(Sighing) l'm sorry, l'll have to get that.
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Erm, l'll see you again
when you've got the results. Bye.
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Hello?
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Yep, l've got a thick club
of pulsing gristle.
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l'm pushing it into your soft, warm gob.
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You're talking dirty past the shaft.
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l'm coming so hard,
the spunk's flying out of your eyes.
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OK. Bye.
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That was for a child with head cancer?
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Yes, l know. Unbelievable isn't it?
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Right, then, Rosa.
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- Erm, there you are.
- Thank you.
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- There's a fiver from last week as well.
- Thank you very much.
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- Rosa, can l ask you something?
- Yes?
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- We think you do a very good job.
- Thank you.
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l was just wondering if it would be
easier with another hoover?
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- Another one?
- lt's just the one you use is very small.
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Yes, very small, very good.
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lt takes you two days...
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hoovering all the big carpets
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with this tiny little machine.
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Yes, yes, very good for dust.
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- Dust?
- Dust is very small.
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Yes, dust is very small.
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A big hoover is very big,
is too big for small dust. Dust is small.
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l just think it would be better
with a bigger hoover, Rosa.
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- You don't like my work?
- No, it's very good
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but with a normal-sized hoover,
you'd be finished in half the time.
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There is something wrong
with my small?
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No, it's just that l can't work with this...
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(Loud whirring)
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..you know with that noise
in the house for two days.
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lt drives me mad.
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- Well, l don't know.
- We'll pay you the same.
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l don't know.
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Rosa.
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Rosa, what's the matter?
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Please, l must use my little hoover.
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ls very good.
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Look, look, all...
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lf you want to, then yes
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but only if you can
get the job done in one day.
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- Three days.
- Three days?
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l must have three days
for to do proper job.
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- Three days.
- ls not possible two days no more.
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Rosa...
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l buy 20 of these.
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What...what are these?
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Brushes for the small mess.
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Please, don't be cross, l do my best.
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Please, l like it here very much.
l work hard.
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Please, is no problem for me, three days.
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- l know.
- Please, Mr Paul.
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l do very good with the dust.
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- (Sighs) Right.
- Every little bloody dust.
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- Three days.
- Yes.
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OK. OK.
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- Thank you.
- That's all right.
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- l go now.
- Yes.
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Yeah.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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(Phone)
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Yeah, Paul Suss. Oh, hello, hi.
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Yeah, fine.
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No, yeah, yeah, she's gone.
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Well, er, no, no.
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She's, erm, she's actually
going to do three days now.
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l know, l know, l know!
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l got here, she had about
20 miniature brushes.
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(Doorbell)
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Hello?
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(Muffled) 'Hello?'
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- Erm, are you Maria?
- (Child) Yes.
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Come in.
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Where's the body?
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lt's just through there.
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How did it happen?
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Er, we had a fight.
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He fell down the stairs
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and banged his head on the step.
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Right, listen carefully
and do exactly as l say.
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l need buckets, a saw,
an axe if you've got one,
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an electric carving knife
and some rubber gloves.
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Right.
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Everything l cut off,
you put into the bucket.
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Feet first. Hold his shin.
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(Knife whirring)
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(Screaming)
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Jesus!
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- Jesus, you've killed him!
- Shut up.
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But he was still alive!
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- Be fucking quiet!
- Shit! Shit! Shit!
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- (Phone)
- Get the phone.
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Hello?
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- Who is it?
- lt's one of the neighbours.
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Tell them it was the boiler.
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Er, it... Yeah, it's the boiler.
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No, no, it was the boiler.
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Yes, l'm fine, thanks.
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lt was the fucking boiler. Now fuck off!
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- What did you do that for?
- Shut up and help me saw up the man.
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- Yeah, but what the..?
- Don't argue, just chop him up!
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(Squelching)
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(Whirring)
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(Doorbell)
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Answer it and tell them to go away.
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- (Man) Everything all right, sir?
- Yes, erm, the boiler.
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- Can l come in for a moment?
- Well, there's...
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Er, there's been an accident.
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- He killed the man.
- What?
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- What was that?
- He killed the man.
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- You...
- ls that right, sir?
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l hired her to...
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l hired you to sort this out!
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- You'd better come with me.
- You fucked it up!
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l am only six.
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- You said you could sort this out.
- l did try.
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- You said you'd done this before!
- l am only six.
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l am.
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Six years and three months.
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! Chopped-up man
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! Chopped-up man
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! Chopped-up man, chopped-up man
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! Chopped-up man,
chopped-up man... !
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- Good morning, sir.
- Morning.
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- Morning, Mr Ventham.
- Morning.
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He'll be with you shortly.
lf you'd like to take a seat?
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(Ventham) Right. Thank you.
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Mr Ventham's waiting.
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How was your knee operation?
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l didn't have a knee operation.
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Right. Good, good.
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(Puffing and muttering)
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(Phone)
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OK. Thanks.
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He's ready for you now, Mr Ventham.
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Right. Thank you.
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Erm, was it the ankle?
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No.
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- Ah, Mr Ventham.
- Morning.
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Good morning, sir.
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How can l help you?
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Erm, my chin's been getting
rather hot lately.
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Right.
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l could arrange for
a delivery of chin coolant sachets.
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00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:33,264
Erm, would you prefer them
jaw-mounted or tie-mounted?
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Erm, tie.
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Right. A wise choice, if l may say so, sir.
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ln the meantime,
l suggest that you lick your chin
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and stand on a tall building
in a stiff breeze.
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- All right, sir?
- Yes, thank you.
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- Anything else, sir?
- No, thank you.
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- Shall l put that on account?
- Yes please.
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Certainly, sir.
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Well, thank you.
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- Goodbye, sir.
- Yes, goodbye.
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Good luck, sir.
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- (Receptionist) Bye, Mr Ventham.
- Yes, erm,
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about the operation...
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Yes?
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- Erm, goodbye.
- Bye.
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- Goodbye, sir.
- Goodbye.
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l can get you the key
to a tall building if you want, sir?
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- Thank you.
- Not at all.
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- Goodbye, sir.
- Goodbye.
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(Man) Hello!
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Come in, Barry.
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- Hello, Barry.
- Hello.
242
00:16:02,989 --> 00:16:04,980
How are you feeling?
243
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- Not too good, really.
- A bit tired.
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l've just brought you a little something.
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That's very nice, you shouldn't have.
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Thanks, Barry. Sit down.
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lt's very big.
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lt's nothing.
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Made it myself.
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l thought it'd come in handy
for burying the old, you know...
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Well...
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Don't they use coffins
when they're that small?
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No, you just take it away.
254
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:12,147
l thought l should take an interest,
seeing as...
255
00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:13,622
Barry.
256
00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:19,105
Seeing as what?
257
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:21,538
Seeing as, er...
258
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,820
What?
259
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,258
Well, seeing as it was mine.
260
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,580
(Man) Just get out.
261
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:41,585
Right.
262
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,982
Yeah.
263
00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:53,743
Listen, Russ, it was just a one-off.
264
00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,984
That's what you said, wasn't it?
265
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,463
Yeah.
266
00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:06,821
You know, l don't think l could
afford that much again anyway.
267
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:18,097
! Did you give the world
some love today, babe?
268
00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:23,457
! Did you give the world
some love today, babe?
269
00:18:25,389 --> 00:18:27,380
(Both screaming in pain)
270
00:18:29,389 --> 00:18:31,380
(Hooting)
271
00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:43,265
(Slow monotone) 'l've, erm,
272
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:47,746
'always been quite
a lonely sort of person.
273
00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:54,182
'l find it hard
to start conversations with people.
274
00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:58,142
'l just imagine they'll find me boring.
275
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:05,061
'But of course, people never find
you boring if they need help.
276
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:09,227
'So l've started to make people
need help.'
277
00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,825
- (Driver) Excuse me.
- Yes?
278
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:16,986
- Could you help me?
- What's the matter?
279
00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:20,907
- l'm stuck.
- Sorry?
280
00:19:20,949 --> 00:19:23,338
My hand is stuck on the door.
281
00:19:23,389 --> 00:19:25,425
- Stuck?
- Yeah.
282
00:19:25,469 --> 00:19:29,382
l think someone's put superglue
on it or something.
283
00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:37,468
Oh, dear. l'm Lucy Tiseman.
284
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:41,104
Right. Could you call the fire brigade?
285
00:19:41,149 --> 00:19:43,344
Oh, yes, yes.
286
00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:45,380
And you are?
287
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:47,420
Molly Padly.
288
00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:50,745
- Molly Padly.
- Yes.
289
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,144
- Hello.
- Hi.
290
00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:57,546
l've found bikes are quite easy
to bring down at night,
291
00:19:57,589 --> 00:19:59,819
with a wire.
292
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:02,224
They don't know what's hit them.
293
00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,260
Here's one.
294
00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:25,627
(Lucy, laughing) Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
295
00:20:25,669 --> 00:20:29,901
Are you all...all right?
296
00:20:29,949 --> 00:20:32,782
- Hurts, my leg.
- Are you OK?
297
00:20:32,829 --> 00:20:35,343
lt's my leg. (Groaning)
298
00:20:35,389 --> 00:20:37,380
What's your name?
299
00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:43,787
- Robert Caesar.
- Lucy Tiseman, how do you do?
300
00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:46,901
Could you get me some help, please?
301
00:20:46,949 --> 00:20:51,340
- Oh, yes, you'll need that.
- Thanks.
302
00:20:51,389 --> 00:20:54,142
Do you like grapes?
303
00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:55,702
What?
304
00:20:55,749 --> 00:20:59,458
l could bring you
some grapes in hospital.
305
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:07,021
l've changed tactic recently.
306
00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:10,220
l'm observing people at their houses,
307
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:14,785
so l can work out a reason
for paying them a visit.
308
00:21:14,829 --> 00:21:20,301
(Lucy, quietly)
! Bye-bye, mm-mm, bye-bye !
309
00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:22,340
(Lucy humming quietly)
310
00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:25,667
Bye!
311
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,745
(Lucy humming)
312
00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:29,780
(Doorbell)
313
00:21:35,909 --> 00:21:38,582
(Woman) Hello.
(Lucy) Hello. Mrs Ferris?
314
00:21:38,629 --> 00:21:40,859
- Yes.
- May l come in?
315
00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:42,900
(Mrs Ferris) Yes.
316
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,259
(Lucy humming)
317
00:21:57,429 --> 00:22:00,705
(Lucy) l'm afraid it's about Paul.
318
00:22:01,749 --> 00:22:03,865
What?
319
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:06,298
We've been informed
320
00:22:06,349 --> 00:22:09,898
he drowned this morning in his canoe.
321
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,985
(Gasping sob)
322
00:22:18,949 --> 00:22:22,464
l'm very sorry, Mrs Ferris.
323
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,659
(Sobbing)
324
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,469
Must be quite a shock.
325
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:33,024
lt's very sad.
326
00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,266
(Sobs) Oh.
327
00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:40,507
l have actually got...
328
00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:44,059
two tickets
329
00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:48,819
to see Cats tonight.
330
00:22:52,629 --> 00:22:55,826
Perhaps you'd like to see Cats with me?
331
00:22:58,109 --> 00:22:59,588
Cats?
332
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:05,100
Shall l, erm, pick you up in a taxi?
333
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:13,065
- (Knocking)
- lt's probably the police at the door.
334
00:23:14,949 --> 00:23:19,340
l think he's here about this man
l've electrocuted last week.
335
00:23:20,469 --> 00:23:22,744
l told him l'd done it deliberately
336
00:23:22,789 --> 00:23:24,984
to prolong the conversation.
337
00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:33,621
We had an exciting chat
but l don't know if it was a good idea.
338
00:23:33,669 --> 00:23:36,103
(Pounding at door)
339
00:23:38,069 --> 00:23:40,060
(Lucy giggling)
340
00:23:40,109 --> 00:23:42,100
(Door opening)
341
00:23:42,149 --> 00:23:44,583
(Man) Good evening, Miss Tiseman.
342
00:23:44,629 --> 00:23:49,180
Peter Lusp from ClD.
l've got a few questions l'd like to ask.
343
00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:54,064
lt might take a little while so probably
best if we pop down to the station.
344
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:57,988
(Lucy) Have you caught me?
(Lusp) Come on.
345
00:23:58,029 --> 00:23:59,781
(Giggling maniacally)
346
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:03,538
(Lusp) Get in the car,
we'll go down the station
347
00:24:04,589 --> 00:24:07,228
and have a chat, all right?
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