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Thank you.
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Hi, I'm Marilyn Chambers.
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It's late at night and I just can't seem to get to sleep.
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I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes I do sleep alone.
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My bed is usually a hot bed of activity, but sometimes I just need to get my rest.
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All play and no sleep makes Marilyn get big bags under her eyes.
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Sometimes it's not that easy to nod off and to never, never land.
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When I was a little girl, my mother used to read to me from this book of fairy tales.
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And now that I'm all grown up, I still find them very comforting.
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I find it's a great way to relax and let my imagination run wild.
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From the adventures of Snow White to the trials and tribulations of Cinderella, fairy tales
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have captured our imaginations and emotions.
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The
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just as cunning.
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I think Grandma would own a condo and be out playing shuffleboard.
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Old Wolfie would take advantage of the situation in typical conniving wolf fashion.
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The wolf would also count on Red's notorious nearsightedness and naivete.
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My grandma, what did...
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Wow.
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Give that lucky girl a cigar.
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She's not fooling anyone with that little miss innocent act.
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She knew the wolf would be there.
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She had waited weeks for him to finally take the bait.
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Today's little Red Riding Hood isn't so little or reserved, and she's not so easily duped.
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Oh, did I mention she also has a great ass?
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Exactly why did they call her Little Red Riding Hood?
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When she obviously hadn't been on a horseback for years.
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Oh, I see that that girl could really ride.
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That's some tail, isn't it, Wolfie?
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Here's a real scary character from folklore, the Wicked Witch.
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That fairy tale would be complete without a Wicked Witch.
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But our witch is the best kind.
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Wicked yet wild.
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She's an upgraded sorceress for the new millennium.
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Prepare to be beguiled by her inherent charms.
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Eternal.
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Boil, boil, toils no trouble for this bewitching vixen.
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Our next sexy babe adds new meaning to the words, happily ever after.
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This beauty was in need of a little romance.
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But the beast next to her was sound asleep.
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Love is a rose, but you better not pick it.
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Don't say I didn't warn her.
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She was waiting for her prince to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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She was waiting for him to come.
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It was all just a sweet dream.
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Or was it?
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Here's a look at some of my own brand of sorcery.
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Hear me now, ye who know the words.
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Once I came across a magic book of spells.
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For now, arise and reveal the eternal science of being.
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The charms of making, arise!
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These spells helped people overcome their inhibitions.
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What in the name of Stephen King is this?
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In our day and age, there certainly are a lot of inhibitions to overcome.
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What's going on?
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I have no idea.
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Sometimes it takes someone with a magic touch to give things a shove in the right direction.
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Ooh, a hunk on a rope.
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How did I get so lucky?
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Thanks, Marilyn.
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Ooh, a hunk on a rope.
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Thanks, Marilyn.
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Thanks, Marilyn.
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Okay, I think it's time to do some magic.
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Ooh, a hunk on a rope.
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Thanks, Marilyn.
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Thanks, Marilyn.
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Thanks, Marilyn.
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A pinch of this, a smidgen of that, and poof, instant gratification.
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I simply love the story of Cinderella.
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Cindy's roommates were two very spoiled, very stuck up, but very sexy girls named Kelly and Chrissy.
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Kelly and Chrissy got away with murder because they were so hot and sexy.
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What did they have that she didn't have? What made them so special?
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Maybe it was the clothes that they wore.
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After all, they say clothes make the man, and the right clothes can make a man come.
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Although without any clothes, she looked pretty good.
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Still, her roommates had the world in the palm of their hands.
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Maybe it was the panties they wore, small frilly things that were barely there.
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The right bra can, well, work wonders.
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This bra had plenty of help.
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The right dress at the right time could get all the right responses.
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Still, it seemed like something was missing.
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Ah, Cindy, if the shoe fits.
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The magic of sexy high heels.
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Who's that?
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They didn't recognize their put-upon roommate anymore. Her sex kitten transformation was trans-fixing.
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Cindy was alive with presence and power, and the girls could feel it.
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The first thing the girls would have to do to make their new mistress happy was to make the fricking bed.
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What else did the lady command?
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Cindy's power had gone to her head in a few other places.
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For the first time in her life, Cindy felt as good as anyone else. Just ask Kelly and Chrissy.
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She had all the right moves, and it was all because of the shoes.
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Amazing what the right pair of high heels can do for a woman. They help turn a pair of heels into a pair of lovers.
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The next thing the girls would have to do to make their new mistress happy was to make the fricking bed.
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The next thing the girls would have to do to make their new mistress happy was to make the fricking bed.
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The next thing the girls would have to do to make their new mistress happy was to make the fricking bed.
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Now it was time for her own clothes to come off.
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First the dress.
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Now the panties.
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Now the pants.
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Now the shoes.
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Not the shoes. Not the heels. No, no.
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Did the shoes come off?
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Hey, no one messes with the shoes.
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Ever wonder what Snow White had that drove those little dwarves wild?
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Well, they say she was pure as fallen snow.
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But I say the real reason she drove the prince and the dwarves to distraction was because she never wore any underwear.
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Another reason was that Snow White liked to walk around the cottage naked.
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And she loved to dance around the cottage naked.
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And she loved to dance around the cottage naked.
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The mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the fairest tits of all, the best ass, the tattest
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skin, the hottest spot this side of the enchanted forest. You do, Snow. If I had a big pair of
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Pinocchio, what a classic tale, but this one has a truly modern slant.
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Yes, this is the story of a guy named Cherry and his inflatable plastic doll.
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Wow, things you can get on the internet.
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That night, Jerry prayed real hard that he'd meet a real, live, breathing girl. If Chipetto could turn a wooden puppet into a real, live boy,
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then certainly Jerry should be able to breathe life into a plastic doll.
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What now? Nothing. Jerry, what did you think would happen? Instant nymph?
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Jerry's prayers had been answered, and there was no time to write a thank you note now.
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Jerry had a lot of loving to catch up on and get caught up in, and this beauty was just what the doctor ordered.
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Wow, the docs said that she was not only beautiful, but durable and washable. They didn't say that she was one hell of a great lady.
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No, Jerry, not the tag.
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There's a penalty if you remove it.
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Oh well, they gave him ample warning.
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Well, that's enough stories for tonight. No way am I going to remove this tag. See you later.
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