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I don't like this!
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Hi,
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Mum!
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You know that your grandmother burned
her bra so that we didn't have to?
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My hug is now, are we?
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Hey, Tara. Happy birthday.
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Oh. Told them you don't do birthday
gifts.
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Ah, I do when it's an 08L song. Thank
you very much. Well, it'll pair nicely
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with my gift. Surprise poetry reading.
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That will be appropriate, will it? Of
course.
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Because the people in your poems are a
bit... unsavoury.
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Oh!
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They're utterly... And that will make
the listeners feel even better about
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themselves.
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Need help with the blini?
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Oh, I would love that. Maybe you can
pipe the cream through and I'll do the
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caviar? Perfect.
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Well, I won't be talking about the
blinis when I'm through with them.
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Oh, my goodness, that daughter of yours
is exceptional.
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That's good.
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You're really growing into your jawline,
aren't you?
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Oh, stop.
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All right.
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All right. Prepare to have your mind
casually blown.
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Gets it right?
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Already.
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It's been over an hour.
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You found something appropriate?
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I can read a room.
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After all, I am a prophet. I am a
visionary. I am an icon.
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Right.
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Whoa.
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High school.
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Feels like a lifetime ago.
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We were different people, eh?
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You and Sadie Sadie. What are you doing
there?
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Talking about Sadie. You started it.
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And it just sucks we had to deal with
her all those years.
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Broken bitch masquerading as a
wunderkind.
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I loved her.
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No, you didn't.
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You couldn't.
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Because she wasn't her own bad.
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Wait, what?
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Time to grind.
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What did you mean when you were
talking... Oh, end me.
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Florian, if you can't hide what you're
feeling, get Botox.
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Hi, Ryan.
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You really need to sort that handshake.
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I suppose that's booming.
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I bet.
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I hear you've gone viral.
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Should get that looked at by a doctor.
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Literally, genius is incurable.
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I'm glad you're here. I wanted to say
thank you.
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Oh? You know it destroys Sadie.
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Anyway, that's all in the past. We're
all different people now, aren't you?
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But before we move on, just to say thank
you, really.
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What you both did to Sadie, it was a
necessary evil, an act of kindness. It's
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good she's gone. But don't you dare try
that shit on me.
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Lol.
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Because, God, I'm so durable.
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I'm honestly stronger than you know.
Yeah, okay, let's go have a good picture
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at hand, eh?
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What was that? What?
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The shit about Sadie.
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I've been letting it slide because I
thought it was your way of processing us
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getting together.
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Isn't that nice of you?
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of Chernobyl. Or you pay to stand in
radiation.
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What can I say? I was young and hungry
for perspective.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
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I read him the whole of his Albertine
letters and he thanked her kindly and
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went to sleep.
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Are you making a request?
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No, I remember this.
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It was first year uni and I had that
really bad flu.
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I mean, look.
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How about this one?
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Once she left a suicide note for her
goldfish.
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These poems are about us.
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Good evening, everyone.
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In honour of my mum's birthday, I'm
going to give a surprise reading.
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This is titled... champagne for her real
friends, champagne also for
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her other friends.
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Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
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She remembers taking a shit once in year
one, and her two best friends demanded
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to come look at it afterwards.
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Disgusting, they remarked. She was
embarrassed, but also pleased.
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Can't you see? Can't you see how your
love's affecting our reality?
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I love to feel this way.
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I love to feel this medium way. I love
to have become estranged from my menace
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to have broken my past.
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We're just a sneak peek. If you want to
hear more, you'll need to come to the
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book launch.
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Baba.
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So, Kara, what are we thinking for the
book launch?
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Unity being far too obvious, maybe.
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How are you involved in all this?
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She's my patron.
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I'm having her publish her poetry.
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Are they all like that?
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Well, I don't imagine they're all about
defecating children, if that's what you
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mean.
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What's the point?
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Well, let's ask the others.
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Oh, you know.
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Naming and shaming all my personal
baddies.
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Not my baddies.
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Yeah, figure of speech.
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Flo, it's okay to be honest.
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Be honest?
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Yeah,
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sure, DeGeneres.
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I'd love to finally be honest about,
well, the fact that you spent your
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entire life riding on the coattails of
powerful women while simultaneously
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trying to...
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unpick them like a theme just to make
yourself look more put together.
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God forbid someone finally realises you
are in fact a little sissy.
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It's not your fault.
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It's really thanks to your beautiful
parents that praise are heaped upon you
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your entire life by your astoundingly
comprehensive averageness.
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Because in reality, bud,
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The most interesting thing about you is
that you spell your name with a silent
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fucking D.
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And oh my lord, does it say something
about the world that you were never
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bullied for that in high school?
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It's alright, I think I'm done.
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Except to wonder, how many other white
boys from Karori come twice as hard when
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they're being pissed on?
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Should we start a survey, babe?
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Oh.
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Emotions are sacred to boys.
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Oh, but don't worry.
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In this house, we know that to drive
away a boy is effortless.
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Now, a toast. See? A toast.
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To my mother. No, no, no. Yeah, the
woman who taught us all how to be, and
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say it with me now, mum, pretty, poised,
perfect.
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I mean, who else, who else would spend a
week preparing food to impress their
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friends? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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They need to appreciate you.
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be tears.
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Mum, there have been moments that I have
feared you.
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Maybe, maybe even hated you.
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But truly, I love you.
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I love you.
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We all do. Hey, we all do.
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Where are the souffles?
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I didn't bring one.
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Where are the souffles? It's not even a
souffle.
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It's time to go home.
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I understand.
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You are an...
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Thank you for watching.
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I'm Flo Settler.
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Viral online sensation and poet.
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Alumni. Used to be here, girl. Now she's
method success.
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Getting published is hard.
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It takes confidence.
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Let's speak to the text itself, shall
we?
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that head girl went viral uh yes why did
you film it well funny story uh and why
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weren't you in it i actually didn't mean
to because it was too personal it's not
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personal it sounded pretty personal she
might be ashamed
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are you ashamed
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Enough questions.
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A reading, eh?
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This one.
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Is she original?
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Yeah.
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Is she the only one? Yeah.
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She comes into her own in a dimly lit
room. She comes forth like a visitation
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upon herself.
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She is a prophet. She is a visionary.
She is an icon.
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She is God.
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Three years ago, Chris came here every
fortnight, and every fortnight she
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promised her she wouldn't suicide. And
the next fortnight, and she keeps her
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promises. She used to keep promises.
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She used to be a good girl, or at least
she used to be.
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You just went silent.
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And then you stood and stared for like
five, seven minutes.
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And you laid down and curled up in a
ball.
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Miss Marbury said it was a psychotic
episode and went to go get the school
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counsellor.
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Do you need a hug?
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I hate hugs.
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Well, get in.
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I don't know what happened.
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I think maybe I'm not okay.
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I mean, I... Yes, it's becoming clear.
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I just don't understand.
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Everything was going so well.
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It wasn't us.
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It's been bad for, I don't know, Emma.
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Get in the car and we can talk about it.
Wait.
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I need your help, Mum, okay?
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Please, just for once, I just need you
to listen and not... Oh, I can nothing
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but listen to you and support you and
carry you through...
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Boyfriends and book deals and... How do
you go and behave like that in front of
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all of my friends?
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You are just like your father.
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I have tried my best, Florence.
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And for you to call me a bad mother...
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Just get in the car!
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You know, I have this memory of you
sending me to my room during one of your
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dinner parties. Must have been like
eight.
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And sneaking into the corridor and
seeing you in this pool of light and you
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had this incredible gold dress and you
were talking to one of your fancy
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friends and you said, I remember every
word you said.
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You know, sometimes I can't help feeling
like I've given birth to an abomination.
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You win.
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We'll find you an overpriced therapist
with chunky jewelry and a jazzy haircut,
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and you can spend all your time telling
her what a fucking asshole I am!
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I just want to teach you how to hate
yourself.
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I have this friend who can go fuck
herself.
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They won't be more hiding from me.
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I'd
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like
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to see you when you recognize your era.
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Oh, are you sad?
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Tell me something.
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Why don't you go write a poem about it?
That old rum beat.
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Die.
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I just wish, I just wish
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One thing I know about the future is
that in the future I am dead.
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