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Hey. Hi.
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Did, uh, um, did anybody follow you
here?
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No, I don't think so.
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Okay, great.
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God, I've been long enough to tell.
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I've been counting down the days.
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Oh, speaking of.
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I got an extra special surprise for you.
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Okay. Yeah, come right here.
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Check it out.
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Wow.
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Really went all out.
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Yeah.
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You do know that we have this at the
parlor, though, right?
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Yeah, I mean, that's true, but there's
some things at the parlor we can't do.
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So I thought we could just...
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Bring it here, and then, you know, we
can do that happy ending we've always
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talked about. Wouldn't that be hot?
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That would be really hot.
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Isn't this a little risky?
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I need your wife.
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My wife, she's a realtor.
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She's doing an open house tonight. I
mean, these things go until, like, 10 o
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'clock. I mean, she's going to be gone
all night.
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We've got to play to ourselves.
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I mean, if you say so.
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So, want to start in the shower?
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Are you in the line?
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Alright, let me turn this up.
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No.
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I didn't think she was coming home.
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I didn't think she was either.
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Just don't say a word. Stay here.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, honey!
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Uh, you're back early!
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Yeah, I forgot to open the house sign,
so I had to come back and grab it. Oh.
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Um,
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what's with the weird-looking mattress
in the living room?
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And that strange baby stuff?
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Oh, that?
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That's, um, my new muscle recovery
thing. You know, it's,
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uh, the gel that's a super powerful
stimulant. It really helps my bad back,
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you know?
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Really?
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Okay, but what's with the mattress?
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Um, yeah, you just put on the gel and
you roll around on the mattress. It's,
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uh, it's good for the tension, you know?
It's a new trend. I'm surprised you
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haven't heard of it.
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Huh. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Well, anyways, I'm going to grab the
sign and head back.
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Do you want me to pick up some dinner on
the way home?
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Sure. What would you like?
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Oh, whatever you want. I trust you.
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You okay there?
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Oh, yeah, I'm great, you know, it's just
water got a little cold, so, uh... I
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might have to get that plumber to come
back. I could tell he was slacking off
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when he was fixing that water heater.
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Do you mind if I... No, no, no, honey,
honey, um, listen, um, you know, I mean,
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it's... I'm just, you know, getting in
the zone here for the muscle relaxation
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exercise, you know?
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I'm creating a cocoon of, uh, solitude.
I knew it sounds weird, but it's just...
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It's part of the routine. It's very zen.
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Very zen.
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Well, okay then.
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Anyways, I've got to get back to the
open house.
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I love you, honey. Wish me luck.
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Good luck. I mean, luck.
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Good luck, honey.
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Jesus Christ, that was close.
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You could resist, could you?
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I mean,
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it was pretty hot.
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Get on here.
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It's kind of like what we do at the
parlor, except it's gooey, you know?
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Are you trying to tell me how to do my
job?
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No, I would never do such a thing. Of
course.
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Is this it over here? Just now.
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We're both new to this.
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Of course.
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He even warmed it up.
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I agree.
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Oh, shit.
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It's my wife.
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She's so needy.
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Just ignore it.
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Well, what if I ignore it and then she
comes back here?
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Fine. Pick it up. I'll be quiet.
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Hey,
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wifey honey!
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Oh!
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Oh, no!
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It's terrible.
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Oh, honey.
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Um... I don't see it. Do you remember
where you left it exactly?
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No!
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No,
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no, no! No, honey. That's totally fine.
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Um... You're not gonna believe it!
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Just me. I found it.
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You ready for it?
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Um, yeah.
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Shoot. Okay, the code is 93445.
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You got it?
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Yep. Thanks, honey.
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You're a lifesaver.
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I hope your exercises are going well.
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Oh, yeah, they're going great. Thanks,
Laura.
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I mean, Francine.
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Who's Laura?
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Oh, Laura.
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You wouldn't believe this.
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But the gel for the massage tension,
it's called
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Laura. Laura Bomb.
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Yep, it's a Flora Bomb.
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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It's really good.
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Oh,
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honey, you're not going to believe this,
though.
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that we picked up, that was the last one
ever. They discontinued it.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's a tough economy out there,
honey.
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Oh, God, you just... Anyways, my love,
you get out there and you keep
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selling those houses.
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You keep doing it, honey.
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Sell away.
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Okay, honey.
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I'll make you do it.
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Love you. Love you, too.
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a happy ending then.
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Did you go out with a bang? No.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god.
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Oh yes.
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That's so good.
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Oh, my God. Oh, yes.
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Yes, lay down on your back.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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It's so wonderful.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Good. Yes, like that.
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Right there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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shh. Oh, yeah.
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Good luck.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Holy shit.
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Oh my god, fuck. Fuck, I'm close. Fuck,
I'm close.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh shit
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Oh, my God.
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He's my position.
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Oh, yes.
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Amen.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Mm. Mm, yes. Mm, yes. You want me to
come over with those titties? Uh-huh.
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Yeah. You fucking go.
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Mm-hmm.
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Just give it to me. Oh, shit. I just
jerked that cock.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh
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-huh.
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Oh, shit.
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Let me get it.
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Let me get it. Uh-huh.
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I'll give you it.
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Mm-hmm. Yes, yes, give it to me. Oh, my
God.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Oh, my God, that's so good. Fuck, yes.
Fuck, yes. Fuck.
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I'm so glad we could finally have our
happy ending together, Tate.
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Me too. I told you it was going to be
worth it. And guess what? We even have a
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few hours before Francine comes home.
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I mean, we could even... Oh, no.
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You've got to be...
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