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☆☆☆ 字幕制作：新堂 ☆☆☆
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是呀，說呀
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后來呢？
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老爺子，后來怎么樣？
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后來怎么樣？說呀
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老爺子，后來呢？
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快說呀
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怎么樣？
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說呀…
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老是刨根問底的，后來就沒有了
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有呀
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真是鬼話連篇
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老爺子，再聊一段吧
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是呀，再聊一段吧，怎么樣？
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再來…
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不早了，孩子們都睡覺去
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好了…老爺子要開葷了
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小孩不許聽，小孩睡覺去…
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什么鬼呀？
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都是你們大人在鬧鬼，走，咱們走
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睡覺去了，睡覺了
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大概在一千二百年前
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是武則天剛叫她第三個兒子
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逼著下台之后
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在花石崗下花九溝里
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有那么一個花家鎮
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鎮上有家小客棧
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這小客棧就叫花家驛
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這花家驛…
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大姐…
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大姐，來了一隊大兵
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大兵？
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有二十几個
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是呀，車上坐著的大概是個將軍
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看樣子，好像是朝我們這兒來
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這有什么大驚小怪的，大兵好呀
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從軍三年老母豬都賽貂蟬
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咱們還不像老母豬吧
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進去洗臉，打扮打扮去
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是
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到了…
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快點出去
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走…
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快
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把這兒東西收拾收拾
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快收拾
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是
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花姑娘，這…
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誰是花姑娘？
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你不姓花嗎？
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我大姐夫姓花，我們姓苗
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我叫苗芬，我三妹叫苗芳
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你叫我？
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不是叫你
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這位王將軍以為咱們姓花
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姓花的來了
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什么事？
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那位王將軍在那兒查戶口呢
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這位想必就是右畿武衛
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王純王大將軍吧
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正是在下
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路上辛苦了
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東奔西跑的，也慣了
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王大將軍，您是個見過大世面的人
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我們這兒可是個小地方
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粗茶淡飯，草房土炕的
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有什么招待不周的地方
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您可得多多包涵
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好說好說
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花掌柜的呢？
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走了，不回來了
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走了，不回來了？
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可不是嗎？
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叫閻王爺請走了
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你這個人，好問不問
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不像
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哪兒不像？
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穿紅挂綠的
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我姐夫死了六年了
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戴一輩子的孝啊？
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徐娘半老
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風韻猶存，對不對？王將軍
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要是對我姐姐有意思
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我倒可以做做媒人
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你扯到哪兒去了？
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要不然我怎么樣？
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我是有家室的人
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生平不二色
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不二色，五顏六色，假正經
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張三、李四，過來…
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我看這姐妹路道不大正
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告訴手下要小心一點，別遇到黑店
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張三
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到
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李四
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有
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曾沙
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有
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都到齊了
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各位都辛苦了，早點歇著吧
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是
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解散
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不賴
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都累了？
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早點休息吧，進房了，休息…
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對不起…
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怎么搞的？走路不看路
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對不起
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王將軍，洗洗腳，解解乏吧
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王將軍，您在這兒耽擱几天哪？
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恐怕要四、五天
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我們在這兒等個畫師
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會齊了到宜德太子孝賢公主的墓地
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去畫壁畫
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真是一朝天子一朝臣
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不過老百姓總是一樣
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替他們做牛做馬
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不用了，我自己來
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一個男人出門在外的
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什么都得自己來
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到了我們店里就應該像到了家一樣
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店家店家的嘛
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也不一定，要是碰上了黑店
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進店就進了圈套，就成了店家了
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好心沒好報
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你這個人就應該整天做牛做馬
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怎么樣？要不要我妹妹替你
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敲背捶腿解解乏？
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不用了
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越解越乏
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死相
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看著點，苗芳，走
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等等，烙餅要糊了
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曾沙
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有
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江成
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有
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歐進
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有
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張三…
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李四…
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就少了他們兩個
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兩個人不見了，到哪兒去了？
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大概開小差了
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花大娘子
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得饒人處且饒人
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不要再做喪天害理的事了
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老而不死是為賊
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要你多管哪門子閑事
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當心哪
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終朝打燕，別叫燕啄了眼
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老不死的，你省點兒氣吧
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討厭
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曾沙
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報告
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解散
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餅來了，趁熱吃吧
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快點吃
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涼了就不好吃
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餅來了
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多吃几個
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不夠還有的
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老板娘
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什么事啊？
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你們這兒的餅還真不錯
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當然了
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我們的餅是祖傳的秘方與眾不同
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剛才我在街上買了几個餅
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味道還不錯，嘗一個
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味道還不錯
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嘗一個嘛
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不錯，就是咸了點
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我們也去嘗嘗
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好
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我也嘗嘗
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好…
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照我們的，差遠了
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可不是嘛
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老板娘，睡了嗎？
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王將軍嗎？
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是我
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請進吧
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我還以為你是聖人呢，假正經
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天作孽猶可違，自作孽不可活
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這就叫終朝打燕，叫燕啄瞎了眼睛
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人這一生
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暗里頭總有那么點兒冤怨緣
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是呀
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后來怎么樣？老爺子
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后來過了一千年，整整的一千年
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花氏變的這頭牛就千修百煉的
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給她又化成了人形
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那位將軍也變成了一個姓王的書生
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這一回花氏可要報仇了
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報仇？怎么報仇？
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怎么報仇？
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那是大清干隆癸未年
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也就是寫紅樓夢那個曹雪芹
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死的那一年
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三月初七的晚上
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買定離手…
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開
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開，么
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他媽的，橫財不富命貧人
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買定離手…
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買大買小
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各位買定離手
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兩位里邊請
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伙計
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來了
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您來點什么？
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一盤牛肉，再一斤花雕
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是
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再來一碗大鹵面
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是，牛肉一盤，花雕一斤
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大鹵面一碗
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伙計
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您來點什么？
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來碗大鹵面
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是了您
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大鹵面一碗
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這位大嫂…很面熟嘛
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好像在哪兒見過
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不會吧
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00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,516
我剛從外鄉來的
226
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,219
別光吃面，來，喝點酒吧
227
00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,386
不，我不會
228
00:34:58,496 --> 00:34:59,793
我請客
229
00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:03,355
人生面不熟的，咱們兩便吧
230
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:06,960
伙計，再來一斤花雕，要燙的
231
00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:10,438
是呀，花雕一斤，要燙的
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00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,309
大嫂子
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00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:55,017
來，你真夠勁呀，來嘛…
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00:35:57,722 --> 00:35:59,280
有人
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00:36:57,281 --> 00:36:58,407
什么世界？
236
00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,436
怎么了？完了？
237
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,704
沒有金剛鑽攬什么瓷器？
238
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:30,144
對不起
239
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:34,514
媽的，沒火惹火
240
00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:36,246
惹上火你又沒水澆
241
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:38,879
歇口氣，咱們再接再厲嘛
242
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:41,959
接？接你奶奶的花？
243
00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:59,071
怎么了…
244
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,705
剁好了，拿去
245
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,206
老板，多澆點
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00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,401
好
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00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:08,899
掌柜的
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00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,239
坐…
249
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,309
來點什么？
250
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,342
給我來碗湯
251
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,706
好
252
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,683
得，湯一碗
253
00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:28,790
掌柜的
254
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,683
王大爺
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00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,193
來四兩前肉
256
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:33,594
今天的前肉可真不錯
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00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,426
是條小驢
258
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:38,730
驢小，這玩意可不小
259
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,045
怎么了？
260
00:40:54,718 --> 00:40:55,707
燙著了？
261
00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:57,979
擦擦，擦擦
262
00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,077
謝謝
263
00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:04,484
怎么？這么晚了你到哪兒去呀？
264
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,329
前面山路可不好走
265
00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:08,955
又是狼又是虎的
266
00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:11,830
聽說還不大干淨
267
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,597
不干淨？
268
00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:15,137
可不是嘛
269
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:19,741
前几天山邊死了個女的
270
00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:23,075
死得怪，赤身裸體的
271
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:25,148
肚臍眼直冒血
272
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:26,511
肚臍眼冒血？
273
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,488
你說的前天那檔子呀？
274
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:33,921
對呀，肚臍眼冒血
275
00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:36,549
她旁邊還有個男的呢
276
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,560
男的？
277
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,523
那恐怕是強盜吧
278
00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:43,862
不是，那男的頭頂上長了個疥子
279
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,869
腳心流膿，要是個鬼的話
280
00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:50,031
也是個壞透了的鬼
281
00:41:54,111 --> 00:41:57,672
你看，我好心好意，你那兒瞎扯淡
282
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:58,509
不管怎么著
283
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:02,211
這位大嫂一個人走黑路總不大好吧
284
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:10,024
要不是有麻煩，誰愿意呀？
285
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,589
黑燈瞎火的
286
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:15,465
有麻煩？
287
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,901
說出來聽聽嘛
288
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:21,665
也許我能幫得上忙
289
00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:25,407
謝謝
290
00:42:32,816 --> 00:42:36,479
別找了，零零碎碎的帶著麻煩
291
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,483
謝了，謝謝王大爺
292
00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:40,284
王大爺就這點豪氣
293
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,723
我看大嫂要有什么不大對勁的事
294
00:42:42,826 --> 00:42:44,453
盡可以跟王大爺說
295
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,086
我們王大爺在這里
296
00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:48,096
是出了名的及時雨
297
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:50,928
專門救苦救難
298
00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:54,903
可是人生面不熟的
299
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,303
怎么好意思麻煩人家呢？
300
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,002
一朝生兩朝熟嘛
301
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:03,102
不然你先到我家去歇一晚上
302
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:04,612
明天再趕路
303
00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:06,683
那怎么好意思？
304
00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:10,151
何況孤男寡女的
305
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,779
你放心，我是有兒有女的人
306
00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:14,619
絕不會有別的意思
307
00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,590
就是呀
308
00:43:16,694 --> 00:43:20,596
王大奶奶出了名的大賢人
309
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:27,460
這么說，我就不客氣了
310
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:29,663
多少錢？掌柜的
311
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:30,705
您別給了
312
00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:33,902
王大爺剛才給的還多著呢
313
00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:36,803
那謝謝你了
314
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,415
好走
315
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,519
王大爺，您的東西
316
00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:01,098
鬧鬼？你他媽的比鬼還鬼
317
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:22,622
當心，路不平
318
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:23,784
我知道
319
00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:27,328
扶著我走吧
320
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:39,006
剛才你說有麻煩，有什么麻煩？
321
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,802
從小家里窮
322
00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:44,574
爹媽把我賣給人家做丫頭
323
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,650
老爺對我不錯，收了房
324
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,342
可是他大老婆…
325
00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:49,180
吃醋
326
00:44:49,286 --> 00:44:50,844
可不是嘛
327
00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:54,489
鞭子抽板子打的
328
00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:57,151
我是受不了才跑出來的
329
00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:59,461
那你打算到哪兒去呢？
330
00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,121
哪兒去？
331
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:07,401
深更半夜的，我又能到哪兒去呢？
332
00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:11,304
如今只好是走一步算一步吧
333
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:13,535
還好你碰著我了
334
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,703
說的就是呀
335
00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,462
怎么就您一個人住這兒呀？
336
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:25,008
這是我的書房，我家住在這前面
337
00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:26,799
那方便嗎？
338
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:30,368
方便，有什么不方便的
339
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,072
你說方便不方便？
340
00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:43,283
寫得不錯嘛，真有一點像王羲之
341
00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:45,258
過獎過獎
342
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,523
臨是臨了几年了
343
00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:51,328
不能說十足十，倒也有七八成了
344
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:57,039
您可真能順著杆子往上爬
345
00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:59,802
我是說有一點像
346
00:48:01,845 --> 00:48:04,245
就這一點像
347
00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:07,383
好呀，你挖苦我？
348
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,482
你看我怎么罰你？
349
00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:16,984
怎么了？
350
00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:18,620
摔著了沒有？
351
00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:25,333
痛死了
352
00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:01,468
你壞死了
353
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,804
說不定那個肚臍眼冒血的女人
354
00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,340
就是你強暴死的
355
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,706
怎么，你當我是鬼呀？
356
00:49:07,811 --> 00:49:10,336
你不是鬼也不是什么好貨
357
00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:14,040
干什么？
358
00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:17,381
我看我還是走的好
359
00:49:17,487 --> 00:49:19,148
像你這種趁人之危的男人
360
00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:21,417
准不是什么好東西
361
00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:24,050
你別走嘛
362
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,357
待會兒你得了便宜賣乖
363
00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:28,931
到處這么一嚷嚷
364
00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:30,966
叫我怎么受得了？
365
00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:34,668
我發誓，上有天下有地
366
00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,363
中間有良心
367
00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:42,509
你住在這兒，我要是告訴任何人
368
00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:44,671
那我的心就讓狼叼了去
369
00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:47,045
干什么你這么起誓罰愿的嘛
370
00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:49,143
怎么了？
371
00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:53,951
今兒個路實在走得太多了
372
00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:56,184
要是有點熱水燙燙就好了
373
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:57,555
有…
374
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,390
剛好有一個我洗身的盆在這兒
375
00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:01,088
我去燒點熱水來
376
00:50:42,472 --> 00:50:44,064
壞死了
377
00:51:06,663 --> 00:51:07,687
請吧
378
00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:15,166
你可不准偷看，偷看叫你變小狗
379
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:16,671
我才不看呢
380
00:51:17,307 --> 00:51:18,501
等你洗干淨再看
381
00:51:18,608 --> 00:51:20,132
討厭
382
00:53:17,827 --> 00:53:19,089
小狗
383
00:56:18,241 --> 00:56:20,072
我們兄弟倆雖然分家了
384
00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:21,871
感情還不錯
385
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:25,071
一家人分兩院，中間隔堵牆
386
00:56:25,181 --> 00:56:26,978
我兄弟比我后成親
387
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,983
倒有了個兩歲大的孩子了
388
00:56:29,085 --> 00:56:31,553
我看大概是你不中用
389
00:56:31,654 --> 00:56:33,519
吃塊前肉補補吧
390
00:56:34,824 --> 00:56:36,189
考季就到了
391
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:37,953
我跟我家里的說要念書
392
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:39,926
就住在書房里
393
00:56:40,029 --> 00:56:41,394
早中晚他們給我送飯來吃
394
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:44,365
那明兒個天不亮我就得走了
395
00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:47,368
叫你老婆看見了可不大好
396
00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:50,268
你放心，我老婆可不是個醋壇子
397
00:56:50,373 --> 00:56:52,307
她不大管我，來
398
00:57:18,868 --> 00:57:20,267
嫂子，我給大哥送飯去
399
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:22,895
不用了，一會他又怪我偷懶
400
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,208
怎么，小虎子咳嗽好點兒沒有？
401
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,106
吃了兩劑藥，好多了
402
00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:30,342
奶媽找上沒有？
403
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,142
來過一個，不合適
404
00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:33,909
滿柱托人在找
405
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,951
你們坐會兒，我就來
406
00:57:48,364 --> 00:57:51,299
歇歇吧，這么用功別累著了
407
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:52,629
吃東西吧
408
00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:04,038
怪了，這兩天老吃不飽
409
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,047
一個人倒有兩個人的飯量
410
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:08,380
中午給你多做點兒
411
00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,686
你到哪兒去？
412
00:58:17,193 --> 00:58:18,785
我給你拿筷子去呀
413
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:18,149
繡得不錯，你的？
414
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:22,916
你几時看我用過花手絹兒
415
00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:28,295
對了，是老孫的
416
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,496
老孫昨晚到我這邊聊天
417
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,828
是他忘記了
418
00:59:33,369 --> 00:59:36,805
老孫真荒唐，一定是那個婊子的
419
00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:40,874
那后頭房里的繡鞋也是婊子的？
420
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,213
這…
421
00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:46,441
這什么？
422
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:50,210
怪不得一個人要吃兩個人的飯
423
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,914
老孫荒唐，你也不老實
424
00:59:53,556 --> 00:59:56,821
我呢也由得你了
425
00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:59,121
不過我可要告訴你
426
00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:01,719
天底下只有兩種女人
427
01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:07,326
一種是要錢的，一種是要命的
428
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:08,597
要是個婊子
429
01:00:08,705 --> 01:00:11,469
你玩完了給點錢也就算了
430
01:00:11,574 --> 01:00:15,601
要是人家的大閨女小媳婦什么的
431
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:16,906
你可要當心哪
432
01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:19,277
你看你看，說到哪兒去了
433
01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:21,875
真人面前我不說假話
434
01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:25,113
老夫老妻的
435
01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:28,349
我每天子曰師云的，念得頭昏眼花
436
01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:31,718
叫老孫給我弄個婊子來出出火氣
437
01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:33,796
倒霉，叫你給看穿了
438
01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:35,796
好了…算我錯了
439
01:00:36,566 --> 01:00:38,796
我這兒給你請安了
440
01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:41,500
我可擔當不起
441
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:45,668
錢是你的，身子骨也是你的
442
01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:47,640
你當心點，我走了
443
01:00:52,715 --> 01:00:54,649
花開得不錯
444
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:58,245
家花哪有野花香
445
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:01,483
小心點
446
01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:05,425
怎么樣？中午是不是送兩個人的飯
447
01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:08,292
也不是兩個人的，多一點飯就行了
448
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:11,060
早起晚睡的，飯量是大了一點兒
449
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:15,570
可不，每天早起晚睡，上上下下的
450
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,537
飯量是要大了
451
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,191
好呀，你說我是婊子
452
01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:43,526
你媽才是婊子呢
453
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:46,363
好了…我是婊子好了
454
01:01:46,469 --> 01:01:47,231
你不是婊子
455
01:01:47,336 --> 01:01:48,826
好…我不是婊子，我是孫子成不成
456
01:01:48,938 --> 01:01:49,927
你也不是孫子
457
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:52,872
你是婊子養的龜孫子
458
01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:54,169
何必呢？
459
01:01:58,581 --> 01:02:02,415
王大爺，近來春風滿面，酒量大增
460
01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:04,281
家里有喜事嗎？
461
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,788
念書畫畫寫字，有什么喜事？
462
01:02:08,124 --> 01:02:10,388
等秋闈中了舉，我請你喝酒
463
01:02:10,493 --> 01:02:11,118
謝謝
464
01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:12,489
我去車几尺花布，回來拿
465
01:02:12,595 --> 01:02:13,584
好…
466
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,064
對不起
467
01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:19,259
好說…
468
01:03:02,979 --> 01:03:05,140
這位相公，請留步
469
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:18,590
最近有什么奇遇嗎？
470
01:03:18,694 --> 01:03:22,721
奇遇？沒有啊？
471
01:03:22,832 --> 01:03:24,129
沒有？
472
01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:25,700
有什么奇遇？
473
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:35,005
沒有，看閣下印堂發暗
474
01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:39,673
身邊邪氣縈繞
475
01:03:39,782 --> 01:03:42,216
不會沒有奇遇吧？
476
01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:43,683
我真的沒有
477
01:03:43,786 --> 01:03:45,253
王相公
478
01:03:45,354 --> 01:03:46,912
你怎么知道我姓王？
479
01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:48,923
我是清風觀的
480
01:03:49,025 --> 01:03:52,722
正月初四，閣下跟夫人到觀里順心
481
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:56,060
我還替閣下解過簽呢
482
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,327
怪不得看著面熟呢
483
01:03:59,435 --> 01:04:05,032
王相公，沒有奇遇，艷遇有沒有？
484
01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:09,942
艷遇？沒有啊？
485
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:12,847
我今天沒有帶零錢
486
01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:14,712
改天到觀里燒香
487
01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:22,154
王相公，方外之人以濟世救人為本
488
01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:25,557
不要以為我是賣野藥的
489
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:32,464
大難臨頭死不知
490
01:04:39,942 --> 01:04:41,773
王相公…
491
01:09:01,070 --> 01:09:02,332
怎么了？
492
01:09:05,207 --> 01:09:08,699
怎么辦…
493
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,335
什么怎么辦？
494
01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:14,113
我找老道去
495
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,201
道長
496
01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:51,717
邪不勝正
497
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:56,450
這都是你見美色起淫心，引狼入室
498
01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,720
她好不容易找到一個替身
499
01:09:58,827 --> 01:10:01,261
我也不忍傷其身
500
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:06,031
請神容易送神難
501
01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:07,932
我該怎么辦哪？
502
01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:14,242
好吧，今晚你把我的拂塵拿回去
503
01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:18,245
挂在房門上，我想她會知難而退
504
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:42,028
這蠅甩子有什么用？
505
01:10:43,038 --> 01:10:45,632
照我說大哥為人不做虧心事
506
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:48,039
半夜敲門心不驚，怕什么？
507
01:10:48,143 --> 01:10:51,374
他呀就是做過虧心事嘛
508
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:55,746
讀書…書中自有顏如玉
509
01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:59,185
顏如玉，閻王的閻
510
01:10:59,822 --> 01:11:01,517
你…如今說這個有什么用？
511
01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:03,353
當然沒用了
512
01:11:03,459 --> 01:11:05,324
樂的時候你一個人樂
513
01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,520
怕的時候叫全家人替你擔驚
514
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,928
嫂子，說這個做什么？
515
01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,966
我們總要想個辦法
516
01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:15,696
對，不管他靈不靈，拂塵照挂
517
01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:19,103
另外我認識一個老道，會祝尤科
518
01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:22,609
降妖捉怪，驅邪治病都不錯
519
01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:23,973
找他來看看
520
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,513
再找几個武館的朋友幫幫忙
521
01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:29,413
那老道會不會是我碰見那個老道？
522
01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:33,215
我想不會吧，從沒看見他拿蠅甩子
523
01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:38,055
他說是…是在終南山上學道的
524
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,151
他背上背著個大葫蘆
525
01:11:40,262 --> 01:11:42,856
葫蘆里是什么藥就不知道了
526
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:32,431
小小的妖怪，也想在此興風作浪
527
01:13:35,477 --> 01:13:37,411
她的化身是個女的嗎？
528
01:13:37,513 --> 01:13:38,844
是女的
529
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:44,011
長得怎么樣？
530
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,087
有几分姿色
531
01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:52,625
今天晚上我不但要降妖捉怪
532
01:13:53,462 --> 01:13:58,297
我還要采陰補陽
533
01:16:20,943 --> 01:16:24,071
雜毛老道，多管閑事
534
01:16:29,451 --> 01:16:30,975
孽畜
535
01:16:33,288 --> 01:16:36,280
你竟敢胡作非為
536
01:16:37,726 --> 01:16:39,819
你好大的膽
537
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,234
鬼這么靚呀？
538
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:57,808
我當是誰呢？原來是你呀
539
01:17:00,048 --> 01:17:01,072
你認識我？
540
01:17:01,183 --> 01:17:04,710
可不是嗎？我跟你祖師爺
541
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:09,519
在終南山山洞里采陽補陰的時候
542
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:13,823
你小子還他媽的穿開檔褲呢
543
01:17:16,064 --> 01:17:18,589
就憑你這么大點兒
544
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:21,260
跟我祖師爺相好啊？
545
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,429
當然了
546
01:17:23,905 --> 01:17:26,703
要論輩分
547
01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:31,541
小兔崽子你得叫我一聲好聽的
548
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,311
叫你什么？
549
01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:37,945
親娘祖奶奶
550
01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:46,584
好大的膽子
551
01:17:46,695 --> 01:17:50,654
等一會兒我把你這個騷貨擺平
552
01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:53,291
你就知道我貧道的厲害了
553
01:17:53,402 --> 01:17:57,702
到時候你叫我祖師爺也饒不了你
554
01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,398
小子們
555
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,066
上
556
01:18:11,119 --> 01:18:12,484
走
557
01:18:36,011 --> 01:18:38,138
你想怎么樣？
558
01:18:38,513 --> 01:18:40,413
你想怎么樣？
559
01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:47,077
你不是想采陰補陽嗎？
560
01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:51,819
你這種陰，是陰毒損壞的陰
561
01:18:51,927 --> 01:18:53,588
老子不采
562
01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:56,761
去
563
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:06,166
你不要欺人太甚
564
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,447
有兩下子
565
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:53,948
大家別吵，別吵，靜一靜
566
01:20:56,284 --> 01:20:59,082
老爺子，后來呢？
567
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:03,488
那妖精是怒從心中起，惡向膽邊生
568
01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:06,891
駕起一陣妖風
569
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:14,801
就到了王家的前院
570
01:22:02,951 --> 01:22:06,682
到了嘴的鴨子還叫它飛了不成？
571
01:22:51,199 --> 01:22:54,532
花言巧語，始亂終棄
572
01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:56,661
像你這種狼心狗肺的男人
573
01:22:56,771 --> 01:22:58,261
活著還有什么用？
574
01:22:58,373 --> 01:23:00,341
一夜夫妻百日恩
575
01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:03,172
求你看在我們相好一場的份上
576
01:23:03,278 --> 01:23:05,269
饒了我這一次吧
577
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:07,676
饒了你？
578
01:23:08,450 --> 01:23:10,281
你找了兩個雜毛老道
579
01:23:10,385 --> 01:23:14,515
拿著刀槍劍戟朝著我刀劈斧砍的
580
01:23:14,622 --> 01:23:16,783
你說什么恩，道什么好？
581
01:23:16,891 --> 01:23:18,449
求求你
582
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,988
求你饒了我的丈夫吧
583
01:23:21,096 --> 01:23:22,723
丈夫？
584
01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:30,365
在他心里，何嘗有過你這個老婆？
585
01:23:30,739 --> 01:23:35,836
一紙婚書，在他算得了什么？
586
01:23:35,944 --> 01:23:40,005
你對他有情，他對你無義
587
01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:44,381
不信的話，我讓你看看他的心
588
01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:47,683
是黑還是白的？
589
01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:59,156
你說咱們兩個相好
590
01:23:59,267 --> 01:24:02,532
這話是真心嗎？
591
01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:04,605
是真心，真心
592
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:06,731
真心？
593
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,441
你有心嗎？
594
01:24:10,545 --> 01:24:13,207
有呀，當然有呀
595
01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:18,845
好，那么給我看看你的心
596
01:24:43,611 --> 01:24:48,173
饒了我吧…
597
01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:12,704
看你可憐，把你丈夫還你
598
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:26,110
畜生，我可憐她，她竟不知好歹
599
01:25:26,588 --> 01:25:27,577
走
600
01:26:57,712 --> 01:26:59,475
南院是什么人住的？
601
01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:01,139
是晚生住在那兒
602
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:04,841
今天有沒有什么生人來過？
603
01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:05,647
沒有啊
604
01:27:05,753 --> 01:27:06,879
沒有？
605
01:27:09,857 --> 01:27:11,518
今天新來個帶孩子的
606
01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:12,558
有多大年紀？
607
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:16,824
五十多歲，臉很慈祥，斯斯文文的
608
01:27:16,931 --> 01:27:18,091
不會是妖精
609
01:27:18,533 --> 01:27:21,297
你們以為妖精都是青面獠牙嗎？
610
01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:25,361
慈祥斯文，那是他們偽善的面目
611
01:27:25,473 --> 01:27:26,940
小虎子
612
01:27:27,542 --> 01:27:28,531
快
613
01:27:32,814 --> 01:27:33,940
你干什么？
614
01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:41,716
穩住了，千萬不能打草驚蛇
615
01:27:43,524 --> 01:27:44,616
跟我來
616
01:28:41,349 --> 01:28:42,577
就是她
617
01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:48,479
你不能去，叫你夫人去
618
01:28:50,591 --> 01:28:51,751
好
619
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:01,393
千萬不要慌，也不要怕
620
01:29:01,502 --> 01:29:04,130
我知道，我不怕
621
01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,226
當心點
622
01:29:33,334 --> 01:29:34,266
我知道
623
01:29:46,114 --> 01:29:47,274
小虎子
624
01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:51,514
輕點，剛睡著
625
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:54,452
我給他做了雙新鞋，看合不合適？
626
01:29:54,555 --> 01:29:58,082
交給我吧，等他睡醒了我給他試
627
01:29:58,793 --> 01:29:59,987
您歇著去吧
628
01:30:00,094 --> 01:30:01,083
也好
629
01:30:10,738 --> 01:30:12,296
怎么了？摔著了沒有？
630
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,932
沒有，謝謝你把碗撿一撿
631
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:28,620
老二，你回來了？
632
01:30:35,630 --> 01:30:36,654
小虎子怎么了？
633
01:30:36,764 --> 01:30:38,231
我摔了一跤，把他嚇醒了
634
01:30:38,332 --> 01:30:40,061
你看，就這么不小心
635
01:31:04,058 --> 01:31:05,320
孽畜
636
01:31:13,935 --> 01:31:17,735
畜生就是畜生，還我拂塵來
637
01:31:17,839 --> 01:31:22,572
魔鬼，我念你受千辛經萬苦
638
01:31:22,677 --> 01:31:27,046
數百年的煎熬才能夠幻化人形
639
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:31,084
所以慈悲為本，我不想傷害你
640
01:31:31,185 --> 01:31:35,849
以為你看見我的拂塵就知難而退
641
01:31:35,957 --> 01:31:41,452
想不到你竟視若無睹，膽大妄為
642
01:31:41,562 --> 01:31:45,999
鬼話連篇
643
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:50,804
我膽大妄為？
644
01:31:52,273 --> 01:31:55,071
你是個出家人
645
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:59,840
理應清淨無為，閉關修為
646
01:31:59,947 --> 01:32:04,543
誰要你狗拿耗子，管什么鬼事？
647
01:32:04,652 --> 01:32:10,648
再說我是直鉤釣魚，愿者上鉤
648
01:32:10,758 --> 01:32:13,784
是他見了我鬼頭鬼腦，詭計多端
649
01:32:13,895 --> 01:32:15,522
引鬼上門
650
01:32:15,630 --> 01:32:17,894
要你出什么鬼主意，幫什么鬼忙
651
01:32:17,999 --> 01:32:19,125
護著那個花心鬼
652
01:32:19,233 --> 01:32:20,723
大膽
653
01:34:44,879 --> 01:34:46,403
多謝大師
654
01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:50,746
多謝大師降妖捉怪，救人救到底
655
01:34:50,851 --> 01:34:53,411
請大師救救我的丈夫
656
01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:55,819
降妖捉怪我還可以勝任
657
01:34:55,923 --> 01:35:02,328
起死回生，就非我所能了
658
01:35:02,430 --> 01:35:04,193
無論如何請大師救救我哥哥吧
659
01:35:04,298 --> 01:35:04,764
求求你
660
01:35:04,865 --> 01:35:06,389
起來…
661
01:35:07,902 --> 01:35:08,994
起來
662
01:35:11,305 --> 01:35:13,796
我的道行太淺了
663
01:35:13,908 --> 01:35:17,173
我介紹一個人也許可以返魂有朮
664
01:35:17,278 --> 01:35:19,769
我恐怕你們受不了這個奚落
665
01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,643
只要能救我的丈夫
666
01:35:21,749 --> 01:35:25,412
赴湯蹈火在所不辭
667
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:29,952
在小東門的街邊經常有個瘋和尚
668
01:35:30,057 --> 01:35:32,321
衣衫不整，披頭散發
669
01:35:32,426 --> 01:35:36,021
整天如醉如痴，若癲若瘋
670
01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:40,430
其實是一肚子的菩薩心腸濟人救世
671
01:35:40,534 --> 01:35:41,762
只要你去求他
672
01:35:41,869 --> 01:35:43,427
他一定可以使你丈夫
673
01:35:43,537 --> 01:35:45,937
心回意轉，再世為人
674
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:48,167
不過他是個愛講笑話的人
675
01:35:48,275 --> 01:35:51,039
無論他怎么樣奚落你，挖苦你
676
01:35:51,145 --> 01:35:53,340
你可都不要介意
677
01:36:13,968 --> 01:36:15,299
沒有了
678
01:36:22,943 --> 01:36:27,744
大師，救命呀，大師
679
01:36:27,848 --> 01:36:29,042
救命？
680
01:36:30,384 --> 01:36:32,579
你又熬不住了？
681
01:36:33,521 --> 01:36:37,321
不行了，我老了
682
01:36:37,424 --> 01:36:40,791
心有余而力不足了
683
01:36:40,895 --> 01:36:44,490
我看你還是去找年輕小伙子吧
684
01:36:44,598 --> 01:36:47,999
大師，我丈夫鬼迷心竅
685
01:36:48,102 --> 01:36:51,265
叫個女鬼把心給吃了
686
01:36:52,873 --> 01:36:55,239
我當是什么事呢
687
01:36:55,342 --> 01:36:58,573
原來是醋壇子打翻了
688
01:36:58,679 --> 01:37:01,773
大師，我說的是真話
689
01:37:01,882 --> 01:37:05,443
我丈夫叫女鬼開膛破肚
690
01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:08,920
把心給吃了，現在死在家里
691
01:37:09,023 --> 01:37:12,390
請大師救救他吧，救救他吧
692
01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:15,519
我說諸位…你們聽過
693
01:37:15,629 --> 01:37:20,259
人死了膛開肚破，心都沒有了
694
01:37:20,367 --> 01:37:22,858
還能治活的嗎？
695
01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:25,871
你這不是吃飽了跟窮人開心嘛你
696
01:37:25,973 --> 01:37:30,103
大師慈悲，大師慈悲
697
01:37:31,478 --> 01:37:34,311
好了…
698
01:37:34,415 --> 01:37:41,378
據說男求女隔層山，女求男隔層單
699
01:37:41,488 --> 01:37:44,946
我看你長得有模有樣的，好吧
700
01:37:45,059 --> 01:37:47,289
我就間你一副藥吧
701
01:37:55,669 --> 01:37:59,696
把它吃下去，你丈夫就心回意轉了
702
01:38:01,175 --> 01:38:02,335
吃呀
703
01:38:03,944 --> 01:38:05,468
吃呀
704
01:38:08,315 --> 01:38:09,805
吃呀
705
01:38:12,519 --> 01:38:14,749
你不是要救人嗎？
706
01:38:15,522 --> 01:38:19,686
你們看看，好心沒好報
707
01:38:19,793 --> 01:38:24,287
我看算了吧，你也死心塌地吧
708
01:38:24,398 --> 01:38:29,461
就算你丈夫活回去，他也不愛你
709
01:38:29,570 --> 01:38:33,301
那不還是個活死人，死活人嗎？
710
01:38:33,407 --> 01:38:36,069
干脆還是叫他活人死吧
711
01:38:36,176 --> 01:38:37,336
大師
712
01:38:55,529 --> 01:38:59,693
我都說了吧，小娘們愛上我了
713
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:03,099
小娘子愛上我了
714
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:04,802
大師，救命
715
01:39:04,905 --> 01:39:07,169
救個屁用，去你的
716
01:39:20,354 --> 01:39:22,515
跟個瘋子有什么好求的
717
01:39:22,623 --> 01:39:25,990
是呀，他就是這么瘋瘋癲癲的
718
01:39:37,071 --> 01:39:38,038
嫂子
719
01:39:41,008 --> 01:39:42,407
怎么樣了？
720
01:39:48,449 --> 01:39:51,282
王二爺…
721
01:39:54,455 --> 01:39:57,481
陳氏一肚子委屈
722
01:39:57,591 --> 01:40:03,052
跑到家里朝著丈夫是又哭又喊的
723
01:40:03,163 --> 01:40:05,927
忽然一陣子惡心
724
01:40:06,033 --> 01:40:10,197
那口痰就吐在他丈夫的肚子里
725
01:40:11,038 --> 01:40:13,370
怪了，居然變成了一顆心
726
01:40:13,474 --> 01:40:15,806
扑通扑通的直跳
727
01:40:21,749 --> 01:40:25,048
陳氏一看，趕緊把丈夫肚子補好
728
01:40:25,152 --> 01:40:28,280
怎么樣，活過來了？
729
01:40:28,389 --> 01:40:32,086
可不是嗎？他活了
730
01:40:32,459 --> 01:40:37,556
這就叫家有賢妻，男兒不做憾事
731
01:40:37,664 --> 01:40:39,655
就算一時差錯
732
01:40:39,767 --> 01:40:43,760
也可以說得他心回意轉
733
01:40:43,871 --> 01:40:46,396
你講呀，后來呢？講呀
734
01:40:46,507 --> 01:40:48,372
講呀…后來怎么樣了？快講
735
01:40:48,475 --> 01:40:49,373
后來呀
736
01:40:49,476 --> 01:40:53,503
后來這妖精就跑到我們家里來了
737
01:40:54,815 --> 01:40:59,343
睡覺了，都什么時候了，三更了
738
01:40:59,787 --> 01:41:01,448
說著說著就來了
739
01:41:01,555 --> 01:41:03,216
逼我回家了
740
01:41:03,323 --> 01:41:05,086
走了…散了…
741
01:41:05,192 --> 01:41:06,887
咱們回去睡覺了
742
01:41:10,330 --> 01:41:11,592
我們去問一問
743
01:41:11,965 --> 01:41:13,023
沒聽見哪？都三更了
744
01:41:13,133 --> 01:41:15,897
老爺子…世間到底有沒有鬼？
745
01:41:16,003 --> 01:41:16,935
有沒有妖怪呀？
746
01:41:17,037 --> 01:41:20,700
有啊，這不是嗎？
747
01:41:23,377 --> 01:41:25,140
老不死的
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