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Take it on through.

Hurry it up!

Move it out!

Keep to that wagon,
ma'am.

Move it, now.
Take it on through.

Hurry up.

Come on, move it out.
Come on, move that.

Hurry it up.

What are you all,

a bunch of wind-up toys?

Is that all you can say,

"Hurry up and move on"?
Come on, Mom.

Sorry, ma'am.

Why?

Ain't there
no answers for folk?

The trooper is only
doing his job, ma'am.

Then maybe you can tell me.

I always sort of figured
the government was set up

to help out folks,

not kick them out of the houses
they were born in

and the towns
they were raised in.

The only thing we can tell you,

is that it would be dangerous
to stay on in Tonka Flats.

Okay, that's- That's
the last of 'em. Let's go.

Bonnie?

Where's my little girl?

She was right here, Ma.

Artie, take care
of the mother.

Hyah!
The gray one!

It's all right. He'll get her.

Bonnie?

Bonnie?

Bonnie?

Hiya, Bonnie.

Let's take your duck
and go play someplace else, huh?

Come on.

Thattagirl.

Colonel.

General, meet Mr. West,
Mr. Gordon.

How do you do, sir?
How do?

General Lassiter, chief
of the United States ordinance.

How do you do, general?
Won't you sit down, sir?

Thank you.

Well, gentlemen, I've just come
from the Tonka Flats crater.

And I still don't
believe what I saw.

One shell did all that?
You're positive?

Absolutely, sir.
Just one shell.

All right.

Well, I want that cannon,
wherever it is.

Colonel, I'm going to
deploy enough men,

a brigade if necessary,

to comb all that ground
until I get it.

No, sir. I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

You may find a cannon
and lose a city.

Last week, the state department
received a letter in the mail,

signed "The Falcon,"

demanding $1 million
as a down payment,

or else the city of Denver

quite simply
would cease to exist.

Well, go on.

The next day, the department
received a follow-up note

from The Falcon,

announcing that
at precisely 12:00,

by some meaningful
demonstration,

the town of Tonka Flats
would be obliterated.

All right.

So now we know where we are.

Somewhere there's a cannon
that can spell

the difference between
heaven or hell

for the entire country.

How do you propose to get it?

Well, I have no idea,
general,

but I'm sure that, uh,
Mr. West and Mr. Gordon

will find a way.

Hyah!

Jim, I think I found some
very interesting developments

on those shell fragments-

You're not Jim, are you?

Alas, no, se�or.

But do not let that stop you.

Tell me about these
interesting developments.

Oh, I wouldn't think
of boring you, se�or.

Oh, ho-ho-ho. Please.

Bore me, se�or.

Well, well, how can I
resist a request

made in such
a charming manner?

Uh, to begin with, se�or,

this is what is known as
a shell fragment, you see.

No, se�or.

Neither of us can
afford the luxury

of wasting precious time.

Let me put into words
what we both know.

We have received from
The Falcon an invitation

to witness an extraordinary
demonstration.

Are we agreed?

Well, it was
rather interesting, yes.

And we will be asked
to pay through the nose

for his product.

Agreed again?

It would be childish
to think otherwise.

Hm. So we come to the heart
of my proposal.

I have observed you

carrying souvenirs
away from the crater.

And it is my conclusion

that you have discovered
The Falcon's secret,

and I want to share it
with you.

I see.

What would-? What would
you think if I were to tell you

that I'm completely baffled?

In C�diz once,

a very careless fellow

made the mistake of jostling me,

and my friend here
took off both his ears

before he even knew
what had happened.

Now, you were saying?

Uh, in order for me
to demonstrate

what I've discovered, it-

It will be necessary
for me to turn up that burner.

Uh, if I may?

It'll be my pleasure
to do it for you.

Please.

Do you notice
the telltale greenish glow

of that metal when
exposed to the flame?

Need I say more?

Exactly what
does that mean?

Well, that's the classic
blender-detry action.

It indicates the presence
of framus bodies

in the molecular structure.

Well, you know
what that means, don't you?

Well, no, I...

You tell me, se�or,
and do not delay.

I would be delighted to.

Actually, it's quite simple.

You see, the framus bodies
are constantly interreacting

with the pyrite formations
in the metal,

resulting in a greater
polarization of the hypotenuse,

which the square of,
as everybody knows,

is equal to the sum of-

Se�or!

My friend thinks that perhaps

you are enjoying yourself
at our expense.

Perhaps if you were
to lose an ear

you might hear better and-

I, um- I'd like you to meet
my friend now, se�or.

Uh, Jim, this is, uh-

Isn't that funny?

You never got around
to giving me your name.

Oh, it was an oversight.

Please forgive me.

Felice Munez, at your service.

And please note,

I speak for
the Barcelona syndicate.

Ah, of course.

Uh, se�or Munez is also here

at the invitation
of The Falcon, Jim.

Or so he says.

How do we know you're
who you say you are?

Oh, you're testing me,
eh, se�ores?

Very well.

All right. Now, one month ago,
my syndicate received a note

from a man who calls himself
"The Falcon."

As you know, he claims
to have perfected

the most powerful weapon
in history, and it is for sale.

So to paraphrase
the immortal Caesar,

I came to Tonka Flats,
I saw the demonstration,

I was conquered.

Where were you supposed
to meet The Falcon?

Well, the instructions were

that we were to be contacted
by an agent who was-

Well, scratch one
Spanish gentleman

from the wrong side
of the tracks.

And one would-be assassin.

Good things seem
to run in pairs.

We- We were the ones
that he was after.

You realize that,
of course.

No, not him?

Uh-uh.

It'd be interesting
to know why.

Se�or Munez here seemed
to think that I had found out

the secret of the Tonka Flats
cannon shell.

Did you?

No, I didn't.

All I found was the presence
of a couple of chemicals

that no had no business
being in an artillery shell.

That's all.

Beyond that, I can't ima-

Wait a minute.

What is it?

It's a prescription,
believe it or not.

Asafetida
and hot dandelion wine.

That's an old-fashioned
country remedy for colds.

That's odd. He didn't seem
to have a cold, Artie.

No, he didn't.

Wait a minute. Here's
something else that's odd.

Come on.

Yeah, that's just as I thought.

Look.
There's Sinful, Colorado,

right smack in the middle
of an arc that connects Salidas,

Rome Plateau, and Tonka Flats.

This could be the source
of something we're looking for.

Right. You wanna try this
on for size, Jim?

That's not just
a prescription.

That's an invitation...

from a Falcon.

Isn't that extraordinary?

To think that
your destination, like mine,

is the town of Sinful.

Tell me,
might a gentleman inquire

for why so a...

So-? So lovely a se�orita

is going to such a town for?

Why shouldn't I be
going to Sinful?

It's my hometown, se�or, uh...?

Munez. Felice Munez.

How do you do?
I'm Lana Benson.

Encantado, se�orita.

Se�or,
isn't that extraordinary?

Huh? About the se�orita and me?

Not really.

I, for instance,
am also traveling to Sinful.

No.

That is extraordinary,
se�or, eh...

Arliss Heindorf,
from Dusseldorf.

I'm a commercial traveler
in heavy castings.

Ah.

And I- I am touring
this glorious West.

You know,
I read about this town

with the charming name
of "Sinful,"

and call it a whim
if you will,

I had to see it for myself.

We're coming to a town.
Will we be stopping?

We'll probably take on
some passengers.

Whoa!

A bit of a furnace, isn't it?

Anyone got the foggiest

how much farther it is
to Sinful?

No!

Are you-?
Are you going-?

Is that your destination,
se�ores?

That is extraordinary!

My name is Munez,
this is se�orita Benson,

and that is se�or Heindorf,

and we are all going
to Sinful too.

I am Serville Balya.
Constantinople.

Ah.

Fine linens, flaxen goods.

Third generation.
Family-owned firm.

Uh-huh.

Oh, charmed, I'm sure.

Clive Marchmount here.

Out of Manchester.

Been a little peaky.

Traveling for me health,
you might say.

Patience.
Patience out there.

What are you selling,
young man?

Nothing.

I'm here in need
of medical attention.

Well, that's better.
Just come on in.

Sit right over there.
Thank you, doctor.

Oh, thank you.

People always wasting my time

with sicknesses that hadn't
even been invented yet.

Let's hope there's nothing fancy
wrong with you.

Oh, nothing fancy, doctor.
Just a- Just a cold.

Really?

Tongue out.

Tongue in.

Absolutely no sign of a cold.

I'm sure there's something
you can prescribe for me.

Prescribe a prescription?

Well, you just go on home

and put another blanket
on your bed

and drink a good hot rum toddy.

And good evening to you.

But don't you
usually prescribe

asafetida
and hot dandelion wine?

Who told you that?

Oh, I don't know.

Someone who had a cold once,
I guess.

Well, where are you staying?

Nowhere. I just got in town.
I'm looking for a hotel room.

Oh, good.

Uh, well, you ask for room 28.

It's free from drafts,
has a good sunny view.

It's perfect for someone
in your condition.

Uh, your name, sir?

James West.

Very well, Mr. West. I'll send
a prescription over later on.

Oh, thank you, doctor.

Bye.

Well, goodbye, gentlemen.

I hope you'll enjoy
your stay here in Sinful.

Thank you very much,
se�orita,

and may I venture
to hazard the hope

that it will be my good fortune
to meet with you again.

Oh, thank you.

Colorful group
that just walked in.

They're all here
for The Falcon's merchandise.

Yeah, it figures there
would be a lot of takers

for that commodity.

See Humphries yet?

Mm-hm.

He has two different
prescriptions for a cold.

He could be The Falcon's
contact man.

Mmm.

I'll have an attack of sinus.

May I suggest
the renowned Dr. Humphries?

He gives immediate relief.

Thank you, se�or.

Se�orita Benson.

Ah, what a fortunate night
this is for me

to see you again

and get the doctor's
prescription filled

all at the same time.

You're not in pain, I hope.

Oh, as soon as I get

my mixture of asafetida
and dandelion wine,

I will get
instantaneous results.

Complete relief
from pain and discomfort.

I think I'm gonna have
another sinus attack.

My nurse tells me
that you like

my prescription, se�or Munez.

You'll be happy to know

I've found a new way
to administer it.

I know you're not going
to believe this,

but I was completely happy
with the old way.

Now, when you wake up,
you'll be with The Falcon,

only you won't know where
you are or how you got there.

You see?

And now, se�or,

may you have pleasant dreams

about a successful end
to the negotiations.

As you can now realize,

the drug I administered

is not only free from any
unpleasant aftereffects,

it is also remarkably
precise and predictable

in its length of action.

Wait.

I haven't come here

to have dealings
with a country doctor.

I insist on dealing

directly with The Falcon.

Well, I'm sure The Falcon
will give you

more than your share
of attention, Herr Heindorf.

Am I to understand

that these others

are to participate
in our business?

Yes, my dear Heindorf,
and I can assure you

they all have
as impeccable a pedigree

as yourself.

For instance, se�or Munez,

head of the admirable syndicate

that controls every penny worth

of violent crime and major vice

in Barcelona.

Please, se�or,
you will turn my head.

And Serville Balya,
whose organization

so masterfully controls
and promotes the use

of all opium and cocaine
in the region of the Bosporus.

Third generation,
family-owned firm.

Mr. Marchmount,

who has parlayed
a small blackmail business

into the largest
extortion operation

in the British Isle.

Just a knack, you know.

That's all. Heh.

And of course you yourself,
my dear Heindorf,

whose splendid old firm
has taken murder and arson

out of the hands
of the amateurs.

Beside the point.

I was told that I wouldn't have
anyone bidding against me.

I'm absolutely outraged.

Se�or Heindorf,

you outrage a little bit
too easily, huh?

After all, competition
is the lifeblood of business,

is it not?

Right. Heh.

Improves the breed,
puts the other man on his toes,

and that sort of thing.

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

I have called
this meeting to order.

This way, please, gentlemen.

I've seen some
beautiful women in my day.

Oh, but this!

Now one can
really understand

the beauty
of the Tonka Flats affair.

I must have it.

Quack.

No!

That's far enough.

Ah, something here
I should not see perhaps, hey?

Maybe, but you'll know that
when The Falcon wants you to.

Look!

Welcome to The Falcon's lair,
gentlemen.

So the mild-mannered
country doctor

becomes The Falcon.

A bird of a different feather,

wouldn't you say, Heindorf?

Forgive me.

My little charade
was troublesome

but absolutely essential.

You there. You're not supposed
to be in the supply room.

I'm sorry.

How much? How much for it?
Name your price.

I will pay you.

There are two Falcon cannons.

Now, one I shall keep,

the other I shall give away
to one of you absolutely free.

There's a catch, of course.

Yes, Heindorf,

as you say, there is a catch.

You see, the cannon
is only a very small part

of the overall weapon.

Its lifeblood, so to speak,

is the gunpowder,
the catalytic agent.

It is that which makes
the cannon what it is.

Whichever of you
is fortunate enough

to be given a cannon,

will rule all of Europe,

and with the other,

I will rule America.

But the cannon owner
will need my gunpowder,

and for this he will pay,
and pay very, very dearly.

This is all kinderspiel.

Now, how much do you want
for the cannon, the gunpowder,

and the-?
Not for sale! Not for sale!

Then I want nothing further
to do with your negotiations.

I think that if anyone
tries to stop me,

he will live just long enough
to regret it.

This is no ordinary gun,
meine herren.

It fires the very strongest,

most destructive dumdum bullet.

When it strikes, it just-

Now, gentlemen...

...if there are
no further objections,

may I suggest we conclude
our transaction?

Gentlemen,
make yourselves comfortable.

Eh, se�or,

since the cannon is to be
presented to me free-

I mean, to one of us free,

I think that it
may be possible

to cut this conference
very short, huh?

If you be good enough to name
your price, I will pay it,

and this meeting is over.

Simple.

I lodge a protest.

It is I who will pay
the price...in gold.

Oh, not so ruddy fast,
the pair of you. Heh.

You're not running your shoddy
little back-alley operations

in Barcelona and Constantinople
now, you know.

I'll match
any reasonable offer

in British pounds sterling.

Gentlemen, I never intended
to name a price

for my gunpowder.

Instead, the best offer

that comes my way.

So...an auction.

Bueno!

In that case, I will
start to roll the ball

for everybody with
a nice round figure, huh?

$5 million.

You begin at 5 million?

Maybe you'd better
go back to selling

Turkish delights
to tourists, Balya.

Aye, and the price of blackmail

is gonna have to go up
a couple of notches.

I'll make it 7 million.

Seven million,
five-hundred thousand. In gold.

Gentlemen.
Gentlemen, this is preposterous.

I have- I have partners
to consult in this matter.

Then consult.
They are in Damascus,

Constantinople. Heh.

I represent a group whose
interests blanket every city

in the Near East.

I thought I made it clear

that the syndicates
were to send emissaries

with decision-making powers.

Oh, I can make a decision.

It is only a matter

of the decision itself,
you understand.

My colleagues,

if they did not have faith

in my good judgment-

Poof.

Then what's
your decision now?

All right.

All right!

My decision now is...

$8 million.

Se�ores,

I think it is time

that we separated
the bulls

from the calves, huh?

So I, for one,

am prepared to make
a nice round offer.

Se�or, what happened
to your good round offer?

It would, uh, seem

that it has rolled away
and deluded me, eh? Oh!

Sorry.

But, uh,

let me get this straight, se�or,

through that door

and down the corridor
to the left,

in its own
cannon room,

stands the greatest weapon
ever invented in all of history,

and it's not 150 yards
from this room.

Correct?
Precisely.

My point, gentlemen,

is that I shall start high.

$10 million.

Well, that's a good offer,
Spaniard,

but not good enough.

Twelve million,

on deposit right now
in the Bank of England.

Gentlemen- Gentlemen, please.

There is a limit

to the markup on opium.

All right.

I will make

my last, my final offer.

$12,500,000 in gold.

$15 million's worth

in British pounds sterling.

Now top that.

Now listen, Englishman,
I can top that.

And then you will
have to top that,

and I will
have to top that,

and so on and so on.

So, what are you getting at?

Ah, here is what

Instead of you and me
fighting one another,

why don't we
combine forces, huh?

We form a syndicate,

we can top easily

$20 million.

Would that be an attractive
figure to you, se�or?

At that figure,

I would consider closing
the bidding, gentlemen.

Hmm?

Uh, gentlemen, please,
uh, what about me?

I am sorry, Balya.
Then it's settled, huh?

We divide Europe
between the two of us.

Where's the line to be drawn?

Ah, that is a detail
that can be settled later.

We are talking about
taking over nations.

Gentlemen, please.

All Europe, the Near East.

We must have Turkey.
Uh, Turkey?

Constantinople's
the clearing-house

of the blackmailing business.

Would you consider, then,

that we have
a governing committee?

So! You plan to cut me out
of your syndicate, eh?

I am desolate, Balya,

but there are only so many ways

that one can cut a pie,
you understand.

I will show you something
about cutting a pie.

West has gotten out
of the cell.

Well, what are you
standing there for?

The alarm in the cannon room.

At least we know where he is.

I want every available man.

Don't move, West!

Let it never be said

that The Falcon
doesn't appreciate ingenuity.

Therefore,
I'm going to allow you

to witness a shot that will
be heard, quite literally,

around the world.

Your government had been told

if there was any interference,

one of the West's largest cities
would be destroyed.

This cannon is loaded

for the total obliteration
of Denver.

Mr. Falcon?

Let him watch the firing,
then kill him.

Adjust the sights.

Three degrees right.

Three degrees right...mark.

Seventy-two degrees
elevation.

Seventy-two degrees elevation...

mark.

No good, West.
It's too late to stop me.

The timing sequence
has started.

It cannot be stopped!

Don't you understand?
It's too late.

Denver will be blown to bits!

I only hope we can blow this up
before it goes off.

Don't leave me. Please.

That shell had "Denver"
written all over it.

Do you think you managed
to divert it?

Munez, Heindorf,

Balya, Marchmount,

Humphries, Felton,
all the rest of 'em.

All dead.

The dream of kings,

and it dies on some
lonely mountaintop.

Never thought it would
end that way, did you?

No.

And what about me?

I wasn't that deeply involved.

Oh, of course not.

I helped The Falcon,
I'll admit that.

But who knows besides
the two of you?

And why should we turn in
a practically innocent girl?

Well, I could go somewhere,
start over again,

even change my name.

I'd be more appreciative
than I could ever tell you.

Oh, I knew you would be.

From the first, you impressed me
as an appreciative girl.

Mm-hm.
Yes.

All you really wanted
was a chance to prove yourself.

Is this proof enough?

Oh, that's proof,
all right.

Now, if you both
stay right there,

as a reward for saving
my life, I won't shoot you.

Well, she does have a sense
of what's fair, Jim.

Don't do anything foolish.

I never do,

which means I wouldn't leave
a loaded gun around.

No!

She's all yours, marshal.
Take good care of her.

Where she's going,

she'll get
the best of care

for a long time to come.

You know, for a minute there,
she had me a little worried.

I mean, until you told me
the gun wasn't loaded, I-