All language subtitles for Reaper.S02E11.DVDRip.HDTV.x264

Come on, square it up.
Square up this...

square those
massive shoulders.

- Sam, she's not squaring off.
- What is he doing?

They're arm wrestling.
Sock's never beaten her.

- This is what she does. Watch her thumb.
- Ooh, normal.

Wow!

A statement and a question.

You are gorgeous.
Can I buy you a drink?

She has a drink.

Well, when you change
your mind, I'll be at the bar.

- You believe that? Like who does that?
- Weird.

You know what?
Ben, take the tie off. Sam, wrap it up.

- You are so dramatic.
- No room for error.

Okay, nice and tight.
She's a cheater.

Hi.

I'm Xavier,
but you can call me X.

- What's your name?
- Nina.

And this is
my boyfriend Ben.

Nina.
That's beautiful.

In the Native America
language of Quechua

Nina means fire.
Are you fiery?

She is and she's taken.

Really?
Does he own you?

I'm not interested.
Thank you.

You'll come with me to my table,
we'll share a bottle of Pino.

Then we'll go back to
my loft, we'll make love

slow, gentle, hard.

What? What?
Dude, you need to leave.

Like right now,
you hear me?

Like right now, dude.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. This place is full
of creeps tonight.

It's like he wasn't even listening.
Like he's on drugs or something.

To be fair, Nina is super
foxy and you're you.

So people have a hard time believing
you guys are dating.

- Now let's do this thing!
- Finally.

- You got no power, boss.
- On the count of three.

Ready?
One, two, three.

I'm gonna flow through you
like gas through a funnel.

That's funny, 'cause
I'm coming over the top.

- No no no.
- Over the top.

No no, not this time.

Finally!
You're just a weak little girl!

- You okay?
- You see that?

You want to see what defeat
looks like, take a picture.

Oh, got a little something for ya.
Got a little something for ya!

- What is he doing?
- I choreographed this one.

You should sit down,
it's gonna take about 10 minutes.

- Do it!
- M-A-M-A.

We know how you got that way.
Your mama, uh uh!

You are so stupid.

I'm gonna go get him
some real music.

As you can see,
the clarity is stunning.

It's so pretty.

However, to be honest,
it's a bit pricy for what it is.

Oh.

Well, diamonds are beautiful,
but you have to ask yourself,

who but an expert would
really know it's a diamond?

That's true.

You don't want
to get a diamond.

Jake, you might want to check out
those cubic zirconias over there.

See if anything
strikes your fancy.

I heard even
J. Lo has one.

Oh, see, honey?
J. Lo.

Mmm.

You know, not that
it's any of my business,

but a man who won't
buy you a diamond

doesn't seem to be
all that committed, does he?

- Having a good time?
- Are you kidding me?

There's no better feeling
in the world than busting up nuptials.

I don't care
what J. Lo wears.

Loves it.

- All right, soul or what?
- Oh, yeah yeah.

Anything you want to
tell me about this one?

I'm working here, okay?

I don't look at every
piece of paper that passes across my desk.

You know the drill... bad guy escaped,
he needs to be captured.

Is this Mr. Sprong?

- What are you babbling about?
- I know this guy.

He was my biology teacher
in high school.

Is that gonna be a problem
for you, Sammy?

No, not at all.
He was a complete ass.

Totally makes sense
he's an evil soul.

I'll be happy to send
him back to hell.

I'm out of here.
We are done.

Honey!

Bert Wysocki to
the manager's office.

Bert Wysocki to
the manager's office.

What are you
doing in here, Ted?

Cleansing.

Getting rid of
the bad mojo.

Right.

Look at that.
Lovely bone structure.

I'm back.
Shut the door.

- Really?
- Yup.

Store manager.
Well, interim store manager.

But those are just words,
and words cannot hurt me anymore.

- Congrats, Tedster.
- Thank you.

Couldn't find anyone
else to do it, huh?

Uh...

I called you into
my office today

because I learned something over my brief
but painful hiatus.

I learned to cherish
those who support me

and shun those
who sabotage me.

And you, Sock, well,
you've been a supporter.

Uh, I know.
I have.

You were the only one that was there
for me during those dark days.

And I want to reward you.

Good.
I'll take cash.

This is more than money,
my friend, okay?

I am doing a flier
for the Sunday paper.

And you,
Mr. Bert Wysocki,

with your beautiful face
and your sticky-uppy hair,

you would be the one that
brings in the customers.

I want you to be
the face of the Bench.

What do you think?

I'll do it for 25 bucks.

- Sold.
- Deal.

Hallelujah.
It's raining pencils.

I'm rich!

You're not gonna
believe this.

- What?
- My next soul.

Wait, is this Mr. Sprong?

- Yup.
- Oh my God.

I hated this guy.

Was he an escaped soul
all along?

I mean, he must have been.

- No living person could be that evil.
- Wow.

Do you know that he told me that I was
biologically dumber than a guy?

I mean, I believed
that for years.

Yeah, he told me it was possible that
I was partially brain damaged.

- I still believe that.
- Hmm.

So what's the vessel?

Check it out.

Ooh, nice.

It's a good weight.
When can we get him?

We?

You mean you want
to participate?

I'm sorry, I just thought my job was too evil
and terrible for you.

Oh, no no no. It's just too evil
for me to date you.

I'll still help you
hunt souls.

All right, we'll go tomorrow
night after school's closed.

Sprong always stayed late
to grade papers.

Great, it's a date.

I mean, it's just...

it's something we'll do.

This is so funny.

"The Deer Hunter"
isn't really a comedy.

Oh, are you sure?

What the hell was that?

Probably just the wind.

Wait, the wind?
That's not the wind.

Okay, Ben, I need
to tell you something.

You know those guys that were
hitting on me at the bar?

- Yeah.
- Those were demons.

And they weren't hitting
on me because they think I'm super hot.

They were hitting on me
because I'm in heat

and they can't
help themselves.

- You're in heat?
- Yeah.

Female demons go through
a mating season once a year

like cats or dogs
or bears.

And when I'm in heat
I give off these pheromones

that attract male demons.

You know what?
Cut it out!

Oh, it's that cheesy
X guy from the bar.

God, he's persistent,
isn't he?

Must have caught
my scent bad.

You know what?
That is not okay.

The only one that gets
to mate with you is me.

Hey, where are you?

Get your ass down here.

I said get your ass
down here.

Nina, what's up?

You're gonna have to
back off or l...

How about we go
for a light dinner?

Maybe fly over Tahoe?

Let's watch the rest
of the movie.

- Did you get hurt?
- No, I'm fine.

If Nina hadn't demoned up I would have
totally whooped that guy's ass.

Next time, man. Next time I'm gonna throw
down and protect my woman.

- Good for you.
- Morning, boys.

Oh, where are you
off to so early?

Oh, nothing. Just got a little Work Bench
photo shoot, that's all.

Really?
And you're going like that?

Mm-hmm.
I look amazing.

- You do, but these...
- What?

- They're not working, Sock.
- Huh?

Oh, yeah.

The eyebrows are crucial.
They're the windows to your face.

- The eyebrows look fine, Ben.
- Yeah, they're a hot mess.

- Ben.
- Yes, sweetheart?

- Can we talk?
- Sure. Sure.

Be right back, okay?

- That was horrifying.
- You look wet.

Look, honey, I'm gonna
be in heat for another week, okay?

And these guys are not
going to leave me alone

with all of these crazy
pheromones floating off of me.

So I've decided that I'm going to
lock myself away

in an undisclosed
underground location

- just until this all blows over.
- What? Where?

It's safer
if you don't know.

So I can't see you
for a week?

No, Nina.
We shouldn't have to stop our life

because of some jerk.

I guess I'm gonna have
to make him stop.

Ben, no.
Babe, he's a demon.

He eats guys like you
for breakfast.

And sometimes lunch.
Mostly for dinner.

Hey, I can take care
of myself.

And you.

All right, all right.
I'll tell you what.

If you promise me that you won't do
anything to get yourself killed,

then I'll stay.

All right, I promise.

Oh, they're not
lying right.

Ben, I'm telling you
one last time.

You cannot put anymore spit
on my eyebrows

- or anywhere on my face, okay?
- Whatever. Your funeral.

There's my model.
Looking very fly, Bert.

Thank you, I know.

Oh, now for your costume.

What?

What is that?

It's Wrenchy Bench.
I invented him myself.

Store mascot, eh?

People will love him.
And because of that they will love you.

No!
Huh-uh.

This is degrading.

This is not
what we agreed on.

This will take Sock
to the highest heights

of fame and fortune.
So zip it.

You won't even
be able to see him.

- Sock.
- Yeah?

Don't. The fashion community will never
take you seriously after this.

Walk away
with your dignity.

25 more bucks.

It's called negotiating, Ben.
Look it up.

Oh, welcome to The Work Bench,
home of Wrenchy Bench.

Who's feeling the joy
I'm spreading, huh?

Well, hello little ones
and big ones.

Bigs and littles
welcome alike.

Oh, here we go.

Sock.

Yoo-hoo.
Where are you, Sprongy

Huh?

According to you I should be
doing soft-core porn by now.

Ain't that right,
teacher man?

Well, guess what?
Face of The Work Bench.

Sock!
Sock!

- What?
- Stop.

I'm gonna hit the can.
I'll be right back.

Hurry up.

Wow, it is so weird
to be back here.

That it is.

A lot of memories.

Oh my God.

We went to that dance
together, remember?

I do.

I secretly wanted you
to kiss me that night.

I...

I don't really know why
I just told you that.

Um, l...
really?

'Cause I thought you
wanted to be friends.

- Well, yeah.
- I mean, if I would've known...

I had no clue.

Story of our lives, right?

Bad timing.

Yeah.

K-l-S-S-l...

- Ow!
- Shut up.

Why?
Oh, that stings.

Excuse me,
school is closed.

Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we know.

We're here for
a little extra credit.

Thought of that
in the john.

Is that Bert Wysocki?

You know it, my man.

In the flesh.
Surprised to see me?

Surprised you're
not incarcerated.

Oh! Oh, ouch.

Good one.
I'm surprised you're not

living in a box
on the... doing the...

Sam, a little help.

I don't believe it.

Sam Oliver.
What are you doing back here?

We found out about you, Mr. Sprong.
What you really are.

Son, I have a lot of work
to do and very little time

to take a trip down memory lane with
a couple of technical college rejects.

Didn't even apply.

I hear your talking
but all I see is this.

Miss Prendergast,
I must say I'm disappointed

to see you here
with these two.

Despite all your faults,
and there were many,

you had at least
a glimmer of potential.

But I see you're still
rolling in the mud with the other swine.

Whoa whoa, she is not fat.
Take a look.

You're evil and you're
going back to hell.

What are you
gonna do to me?

That's what!
Suck it!

Uh, he didn't vessel.

Uh, are souls
supposed to bleed?

- What happened?
- I don't know.

Okay, well,
why is he bleeding?

- This has never happened before.
- Hit him again.

- No.
- I don't know. Maybe I did it wrong.

Maybe the vessel
doesn't work. Maybe...

- Maybe...
- Maybe he's not a soul.

- What?
- He's not the soul, Sam.

- He's the target of the soul.
- What?

- Oh.
- Oh?

Okay, look, the real soul
is a guy named Jordy Boone

who's a former student
of Mr. Sprong's and just wants to kill him.

You didn't even look
at the file, did you?

What's wrong with you?

Yeah, Sam,
what's wrong with you?

I looked at the picture
and I made a snap judgment.

I'm a picture guy.

Oh, okay, perfect.
Well, now you're an armed assault guy.

- Do you know how much trouble we're in?
- A lot.

Mr. Sprong, are you okay?

Hey, you're not dead.

Mr. Sprong, do you know where you are?
Do you remember what happened?

You mean
when you attacked me?

Yes, I remember that
very well.

And I can describe it
in great detail to the authorities.

Oh no, you don't
want to do that.

You've got a massive head wound.
You could really mess yourself up.

Get your hands off of me.

I'm really really sorry that I hit you
with a mallet, okay?

It was a huge misunderstanding,
but you're in danger.

Someone is trying
to kill you.

Yes, do you remember
Jordy Boone?

Jordy?
He's dead.

I know it sounds crazy,
but we just need to get you

someplace safe and then
we'll explain everything.

You will get your hands
off me this instant.

I am not going anywhere
with you lunatics.

No no, Mr. Sprong.
Please, okay?

Whoa, who's that?

Jordy, wait wait wait.

- Whoa!
- What happened?

Sam, back here!

- You're dead, Sprong.
- Get him out of here!

Go go go go!
Come on!

Go go!
Oh, man!

No no, come in here.

Okay, push him.
Shh shh!

- Sam.
- Sam.

Hold up.
Shh shh. Okay.

Come out, Sprong.
Where are you?

Get down, Andi.

Okay, do you
believe us now?

That guy came back
from the dead to kill you.

He's not gonna stop. So if you want to live
you will come with us, okay?

I don't know how you pulled off that mind
freak business back there,

but you are all
going to jail.

And I will take every
delight in making sure...

Okay, let's go.

- Grab him, grab him.
- Okay.

Grab him, grab him.
Come on, Andi, roll him this way.

Over here.

Okay, yeah, that looks
pretty good, right?

Yeah, this is pretty
awesome, Sam.

We make really
great kidnappers.

- This isn't my fault.
- This isn't your fault?

Yeah, I think it is, actually.
You didn't read the file.

You're the one who wanted
to come with us.

But I didn't want
to become a felon, Sam.

Andi, come on.
Give me a break.

You gonna be okay
with this?

Yeah, I mean, he doesn't
look as bad as I remember.

No.

I'm older now
so I can handle it.

You totally can. All we got to do is keep
him tied up until we vessel the soul.

Then talk about him out
of going to the police.

- Okay?
- Okay.

I have to go
to the bathroom.

In there.

Ben Gonzalez.

I'd recognize that
skinny frame anywhere.

You realize your lifelong
dream of becoming a woman yet?

Hello, Mr. Sprong.
It's a pleasure to see you.

Nice, Ben.
Ironman, good.

You know what I always
remember about you?

The time we dissected
that cat.

Oh, snap.
Walk away, walk away.

You started crying like
a little five-year-old girl.

Now that was hilarious.

- What a cute cute little kitty.
- Shut up!

I told you that that
was against my principles.

She was all frozen
and stiff and fuzzy

and so so helpless.

But I made you
cut that kitty.

You cut it up good,
didn't you?

Okay okay, shh.

All right,
shut it, Sprong.

You okay?
You all right?

Come on, pull through it.

You're a bad man.

Ben, come here.
Come on.

- Poor Ben.
- I know.

It really messed him up. I don't think he's
gonna be down for Sprong duty later.

- It'll destroy him.
- I know.

Andi's watching him now.
Maybe we can get Nina to pitch in.

It's him!

- Do you know that kid?
- What? No.

Can I have your
autograph, Wrenchy?

- Wrenchy?
- Oh, the flier came out.

I look amazing.

Yes, you may
have my autograph.

Don't even have to look when I do it.
That good.

Hey.

Hi, Wrenchy.

- Are you looking at this?
- I'm looking.

- Did you see that?
- Yeah, it's good.

I am bringing joy into the lives of all
these little orphans.

I think probably they're
not orphans.

Why you got to rain all over
my orphan parade, Sam?

Why? Listen, I am a light
in this dark world.

I am Sock no longer.
I am Wrenchy Bench...

forever.

Oh, when I say Wrenchy,
y'all say Bench.

- Wrenchy. Wrenchy.
- Bench. Bench.

Can I have
your autograph too?

Why certainly you may.

Here, let me give you
a special one right there.

Is that permanent marker?

Oh, maybe.
Yeah.

You'll thank me for it later.
Trust me.

Bert Wysocki?

No longer, my friend.
Wrenchy Bench is the new identity.

What's your name, bro?
I'll make it personal.

You've been served,
jerk-off.

What?
Jerk-off?

What's your problem, dude?
Hey, guy!

- What was that about?
- What? I don't know.

Read that.
What does it say?

- Cease and desist.
- What?

Yeah, it's a court order
from The Bargain Bench.

It says Wrenchy infringes on
their copyrighted character

Bargain Brandon
the price-smashing hammer.

Oh, pffft!

You've been ordered to stop being
Wrenchy Bench effective immediately

and to destroy
the Wrenchy Bench costume.

Sorry, Sock.

This will not stand.

There we go.

Should be a little more
comfy for you, right?

Or not.

We got a remote here.
A lot of channels.

You can watch
whatever you want.

Oh, sorry.

And if you get thirsty,

we got diet soda on the left,
spring water on the right.

I would just be careful
how much water you drink during the day

unless you want to give
the adult diaper a try.

I can only imagine your parent's profound
disappointment in you.

Um, they're okay actually.
But thanks.

We got Nina here to watch
you and she's promised not to eat you.

- Right, Nina?
- I'm not gonna eat you.

Mr. Sprong, you have
to believe me.

We will let you go
as soon as we find Jordy.

There's a school dance
coming up next week.

We're thinking he
might show up there.

So you're gonna tape me
to a chair for a week?

Uh, yeah.
Kinda.

I knew you
were stupid, Oliver.

I just didn't know
you were criminally stupid.

You wasted space
in my classroom,

you're wasting space
here and now

and you will waste space
when they put you in jail.

Until another waste of space
beats your skull

to a bloody pulp
with a broom handle.

And that will be
a good day.

Okay.

So remember, soda on the left,
water on the right.

Hi.

Welcome to The Bargain Bench,
where bargains abound.

Hi. Welcome to
The Bargain Bench.

- You the manager?
- That's right.

Explain.

- Oh, The Work Bench.
- Mmm.

I think the court order
is self-explanatory.

You and your store
are a bunch of copycats.

Your stupid wrench is
a mockery of Bargain Brandon.

Wrenchy Bench
is not stupid.

Bargain Brandon
is a beloved icon.

He's been hammering prices
since 2002.

Who's...

Oh what?
That...

That's your mascot?
A hammer?

That doesn't even
make sense, dude.

Yeah, well, the judge
thought it did.

Face it, I just killed
your wrench,

Work Bench scum.

Not you, not some stupid
piece of paper

can stop me from
being Wrenchy Bench, all right?

You're gonna have to
pry that costume

from my dead, cold,
slightly overweight body.

Screw you, Brandon.

Look, everyone!

It's me, Wrenchy Bench.
Better than Bargain Brandon.

Way better! Way better than
Bargain Brandon.

He was born to wear
that costume.

Yeah, I think he's starting
to scare people though.

Yeah, Bargain Brandon
can suck it!

Hey, how's Nina's
demon heat going?

Terrible. Another demon tried to chew
through my bedroom wall last night.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm gonna have to end
this once and for all.

I'm gonna fight Xavier.

I'm gonna send a message
to all these demons

until they stop trying
to have sex with my girl.

- Careful, buddy.
- Yup.

Oh my God.

Let go of my wrench!

Right in the wrench balls.

Right in your little
hammer balls.

There goes your shoe, Brandon.

Should we stop this?

It's terrible.
We should.

Here comes the pain.

I'm gonna make you eat
this whole hammer, Brandon.

Oh!
Oh my God!

Oh.

I'm so sorry.
I had... oh!

Oh, it is on now,
old lady.

Whoa whoa whoa!

This is not what
Wrenchy Bench is about.

Wrenchy Bench is about good
service and competitive prices.

Not about violence.

It's not about
punching old ladies.

You should be ashamed
of yourself.

And you can go back
to the candy-ass outfit you came from

- before I call the police.
- Yeah!

I thought it might come in handy for your
little houseguest.

- "Pulp Fiction" style.
- What?

How about a ball gag?
Or fur-lined cuffs?

Ew, no.
It's not like that.

Sammy, you have
a grown man

duct taped to a chair
in your house.

Don't you tell me you don't have
something freaky going on up in there.

We're just protecting him,
okay, from Jordy.

No, you're protecting
yourself

from arrest
and prosecution.

That's not entirely untrue.

Hey, I'm not mad
at you, man.

I'm a mighty proud
papa bear.

Kidnapping, assault...

you're way more twisted
than I'd ever hoped.

I'm just a little bit stuck.

I don't have the first clue
about how to find Jordy.

And then once we do find him,
I don't know how to catch him.

He keeps disappearing.

Oh yeah, Jordy always
thought he was invisible.

Now he can actually
become invisible.

You know, you could
let Sprong go.

Why would I do that?
Jordy will kill him.

- Who cares?
- I won't do that.

Sam, you have first-hand information
and knowledge

that this Sprong has been
torturing kids for 25 years.

Although I admire that,
I like his style a lot,

you'd be doing
the world a favor.

I won't let him get killed.
It's wrong.

Oh, brother.
What's with the highroad all the time?

Can you just give me a hint
about how to find Jordy?

I can't give you
any hints, Sammy.

But I can tell you this:

You won't have to worry
about finding Jordy.

He'll find you...
soon.

Here we go.

Okay.

- Oh my...
- Hey, baby.

Lunch time.
What are you doing?

Uh, sweetie,
I'm getting ready for war.

I'm gonna fight Xavier.

L... I thought
we talked about this.

You promised you weren't
gonna do anything stupid.

Ah, stupid is letting
demons try to steal my girl.

No one
is stealing me, Ben.

I'm not gonna stand by
and watch you get yourself killed.

Why does everyone want to treat me like
I'm a weak little girl.

I'm a man, Nina.
I do man things.

Fighting a demon doesn't make you a man.
It makes you dead.

Well, then I'd rather
be dead than be a coward.

Don't say that, Benji.

Why are you so against this?

Because...

you are breakable.

Ben, you're mortal
and you could really die.

And I don't think
I could handle that.

I promise
that I won't die, okay?

This is why I'm training.
I'm training to be an ultimate champion.

Look, stand back here.

Let me show you what
I've been working on.

All right.
X, right?

That's what they call you?

Did you see that?

I'm totally
gonna own this guy.

Fighting demons
is a little more

than punching through a silly
piece of plywood, Ben.

I'm aware of that.

Now.

Good.

Ghetto boxing gloves, huh?

- Nice.
- I intend to reclaim my manhood.

Xavier comes around
sniffing for Nina again

he's gonna have to go
through these guys...

Lilo and Stitch.

You, Ben Gonzalez, and some demon hunk
are gonna throw down?

Sure, it might get tough.

Oh, Benzene, save yourself
the pain, my man.

It's no use.
Try and fight the natural order of things,

next thing you know
you're getting punched in the face

by some old lady
in a hammer suit.

Huh-uh, not gonna
roll over on this, Sock.

I can't, okay?

I'm fully prepared to take
control and maintain...

Shh. Shut up.
Shut up.

I just got an idea.

What if this little
demon duel of yours

doesn't have to end
with you getting killed?

By me wearing that?
Sock!

We shall rebuild it,
Benjamin.

We have all the technology
right here at our fingertips.

We shall make it better
than it was before...

faster, stronger,
demoner-proofer.

I have no idea what
you're talking about,

but you seem so excited,
so I'm in no matter how stupid.

- Very stupid.
- More in.

Oh, Benji.

I defy any horny demon
to get past this.

Watch out now.

How'd that feel?

Feels good.

Nina, we brought pizza.

Oh my God.

Whoa whoa,
what happened?

Nina was supposed
to watch Sprong.

Here's a note.

"Ate the last of the meatloaf.
Went out for a moose.

- XOXO Nina."
- So where's Sprong?

Oh God.

Hey hey!

Get back inside.
You're gonna get yourself killed.

Good.

It's better than dying
by your hand.

We're just trying
to help you.

You know what?
Screw this guy.

Let him go.
I hope Jordy kicks his ass.

Works for me.

Go go go!
In there!

Hurry, lock the door.

Okay.

Where'd he go?

Get me out of this chair.

You ruined my life.

Go, Sam.
Go go.

Sam, watch it.

I don't know what to do.
He's impossible to vessel.

Sam, where is he?

You know what
he did to me?

He made me feel
like I was nothing.

He said
that I was worthless.

Forget it, Jordy.
You're not gonna get Sprong.

Okay.

- Oh!
- Sam.

- Jordy!
- Let her go.

You really want her
to die for him?

You think he's worth it?

Where's they go?

Bring him out here
and I'll let her go.

I'm not playing
around anymore.

Sam, we got to do it.

What? So you're just gonna
let him kill me?

- All right, there you go.
- Kill away.

Sam, no.

I have to, Andi.

You're right,
he's an awful man.

If he hadn't put you down
maybe you'd still be alive.

Maybe you would have turned out different.
Maybe we all would have.

- Yeah.
- So there you go.

We won't stop you.

Sam, this is wrong.

You blame me
for your problems?

You think I'm the cause
of your crappy life?

I just saw you
for what you were, Jordy.

A lunatic.
A loser.

A nothing.

You're probably right,

Mr. Sprong.

All right.

Like a charm.

Well well well.
Look who just captured a soul.

Do you finally believe us, Mr. Sprong?
We're not evil.

Who's an idiot now?

Ow!

Mr. Sp...

Sock!

- I was up all night.
- I know, me too.

I had very vivid dreams.

Guys, I've been thinking
it over and over

and I can't see
any way out of this.

We're in trouble,
you guys.

Okay, we don't have a believable defense
for anything that happened.

We're all complicit
in a kidnapping

and holding
someone hostage.

I know, you're right.

Soon as Sprong goes
to the cops,

I mean, we're gonna
be arrested.

No, no we're not.
Or at least you guys aren't.

- What?
- I was thinking about it too.

I've decided
to turn myself in.

I'll tell the cops it was my idea and I forced
you guys to do it.

No, Sam, you can't.

Sam, I think you are
really going to enjoy

the structure of prison.
That is a great plan.

- Sock.
- Andi, it's the only way.

- I got you into this.
- He did.

Okay, well, at least see if
Sprong even goes to the cops.

Maybe he'll change his mind.

Oh, I don't think
he's gonna change his mind.

Fudge.

Hey, guys.
You are...

Sam Oliver, Andi Prendergast
and Bert Wysocki?

- Yes. Yes, sir.
- Yeah.

We're here on a complaint
from Elliot Sprong.

Uh, yeah. But really it's me
you want to talk to.

No no no.
We were all there.

We're basically just
doing a welfare check.

Making sure
you're not injured.

- You're all okay?
- Are we okay?

We believe Mr. Sprong
has had a psychological break.

He's been having
violent delusions.

Told us he may have
assaulted one of you with a magic mallet.

Weird.

And we just want to make
sure you're not hurt.

No, we're fine.

- Not hurt at all.
- We're good.

Of course if anyone
wants to press charges, contact me.

No, you know what?
That is totally unnecessary.

All right.

- Mmm.
- Aha!

- Huh?
- Wow, babe.

Just wow.

A little tight
in the crotch area,

but, you know, I'll live
with the pain because I care.

You're okay with me
doing this, right?

I'm still afraid.

But I can see now how
important this is to you.

And I'm gonna support you
because I'm crazy about you.

You know, I never
dated a guy before

who dressed up like a weird
semi-robot to protect me.

I'd do anything
for you, baby.

What do you think
of the gold color?

It was my idea. I figured silver was
a little too on the nose.

Oh, I love
the gold color.

- Yeah?
- It's very manly.

Very sexy.

No stupid muscular demon
could ever compare to you.

Mm-hmm.
Damn right.

Now let's go put this jerk
back in his place.

You sure you can
lure him here?

Baby, of course I can
lure a male demon here.

I've been going
through heat for eons.

Mating with hundreds...

no, God, thousands
of guys along the way.

So yeah, pretty sure
I can lure him here.

Perfect.
Let's... let's do this.

Honey.

- Honey, I think he's coming.
- Oh, okay, it's on.

Get inside, lock the doors.
I'm gonna wreck shop.

Go get him, baby.

Okay.

Oh boy.

All right, chief.
Just you and me now. Let's dance.

- Hey, what's up?
- Ben's defending my honor.

- What, already?
- Yeah.

Oh, hot diggity dog.

- That's a good looking robot suit, isn't it?
- Yeah.

I still think he should have
gone with the silver gloves.

The gold's a bit tacky.

Look at this. Oh, the robot suit
is working like gangbusters.

Come on, Ben!

Get off of me!

That doesn't look like
any fight I've ever seen.

That's inappropriate!
I said get off!

What's happening?

Oh no,
when I hugged Ben

I think I might have rubbed
some pheromones off on him.

That demon is not
trying to fight Ben.

- He's trying to mate with him.
- Oh God.

Stop it! I'm getting really
really mad now!

Oh my God.
We have to stop it.

Okay, when we get out there you turn
on the hose and I'll blast him.

Okay, on three.
Ready? One, two...

oh, that was a terrible place
for a ventilation hole.

Three!
Let's go.

All right, Benji.
Here you go. You just need to relax.

Yeah, I don't understand
why you're so upset, man.

"I got another demon
after me that wants to make love to me.

Why am I so attractive?"

Sock, you don't know what
it was like, okay?

- It was terrible.
- The robot suit protected you.

That demon douche never even
touched your actual body.

But it was the grinding.

- The humping.
- Oh.

And the romantic words he was
whispering in my ear hole.

I can't get it
out of my head.

Mmm, your emotional trauma

makes you so much more
attractive to me.

Oh, cheers.
Cheers to that. Here we go.

Andi, you all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I just hope Sprong
wasn't right about us.

- What do you mean?
- Well, that we're losers.

Think about it. We're still doing the same
thing we did in high school.

Nobody's done anything
with their lives.

That's a little
messed up.

Huh-uh.
No, Andi, you know what?

I reject that
and I reject you.

Don't you laugh. None of us have done
anything with our lives?

Excuse me?
Do you know who you're looking at?

I was, if only
for a brief moment,

The face of The Work Bench,
young lady.

I was a loveable
foam wrench character

that was adored by children
all over the country, okay?

I took a stand against tyranny and alleged
copyright infringement.

And not to mention
I kicked an old lady's ass all over town.

I don't think I could fit
anymore life in myself

without exploding
all over this bar.

And Benjamin right here,
I mean, come on, let's all face it.

He is banging a super smoking
hot demon named Nina.

All right? And tonight he defended
her honor.

And now he's got
a kick ass robot suit.

- That is true.
- That is very true.

And you.
Look at you.

You little bellyacher.
You little sourpuss.

You were a manager

of a major national chain
home improvement store,

- where you not?
- And I got demoted.

So who cares
if you got demoted?

You hated the job,
didn't you, right?

And you know what
the best revenge is? Happiness.

Andi, are you happy
right here right now?

Are you happy?

Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I am.

- You guess you're what?
- I'm happy.

You're happy, I know.
Shout it with me.

Happy!
Right?

And this guy
right here, Samuel.

I mean, what more
can I say?

Heir to the throne
of the underworld.

What's up?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So loser?
Huh-uh.

I think not.
Winners.

- Winners.
- Winners.

Winners!