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- [GIGGLES] Can you believe
we did that?
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- Oh, do you remember
that sit-in
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in front of the ROTC building?
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- Oh, hard to believe we were
so political back then!
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- Political? Us?
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We just wanted to meet
those cute cadets. [GIGGLES]
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- You're right.
- [GIGGLES]
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Oh, Wanda, it's so good to
see you after all these years!
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- Here's to good friends.
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[GLASSES CLINK]
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- Tonight is-is
something special.
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- It is so nice
to relax with old pals.
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My life is such a whirlwind
these days.
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Have I told you why?
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- Yes, but
it-it bears repeating.
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- I finally had the guts
to leave my marriage.
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- I just don't understand it.
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I thought you and Martin
were so happy.
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- We were stagnating.
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There were no new
discoveries to make.
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We'd sit across
the breakfast table,
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and there'd be these
long, lingering silences.
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- Still, it's a shame
after such a long marriage.
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- Oh, Joanna, believe me.
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You and I both have
what we want.
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I have an exciting new life,
a fabulous career,
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and you've got Dick.
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- Yes, and we're very happy.
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- Of course you are!
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How long you kids
been married now?
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- 18 years.
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- 18 beautiful years.
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- Well, I've got another
whirlwind day tomorrow.
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[GIGGLES]
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'Night, sweetie.
- Good night.
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- You know, it's just amazing
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that you two have managed
to stay together.
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- Well, when you've got
a good thing going.
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Right, honey?
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- Huh?
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- Tell Rhonda good night.
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- Oh, oh. Good night.
Good night, Rhonda.
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- Sleep tight, lovers.
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[GIGGLES]
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- You know, Dick, I think
she kind of envies us.
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- Right.
- Uh-hm.
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- Good night, honey.
I'll see you in the morning.
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- Miss! Miss!
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- I'm busy.
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- But my eggs are ice cold.
- Then don't eat them.
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[SIGHS]
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- Dick, we still have plenty
to discover about each other,
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don't we?
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- Sure.
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- Then go ahead.
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Ask me something you've always
wanted to know about me.
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- Well, uh, you know, nothing--
nothing springs to mind, but...
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I'm sure...I'm sure
something will come up.
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Hopefully soon.
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- 'Morning, Dick, Joanna.
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- Hi, George.
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- I just got back from taking
Rhonda to the train station.
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Am I glad she finally had
the guts to leave Martin.
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- Why's that?
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- Dick, she was stagnating.
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Now, every day of her life
is a whirlwind.
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- I had no idea.
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- I guess some of us just
aren't meant to be married...
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and others are.
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Dick, Joanna,
how long has it been?
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- 18 years.
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- 18 beautiful years.
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Would you pass the cream?
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- You didn't say that
with much enthusiasm.
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- [EXCITEDLY]
Pass the cream.
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- I meant the 18 years part.
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- Here, Dick.
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- Thanks, George.
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- Cupcake roll call.
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Stephanie Vanderkellen.
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- Here! [GIGGLES]
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- All set, Steph?
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We're going shopping
for matching ski togs.
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Don't you think we'll be
the cutest couple
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ever seen shushing?
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- Oh!
- Hot plate.
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- Michael,
we're not going anywhere
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until I see that baby picture
you promised me for my locket.
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- Voila!
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- [SIGHS] This will never do.
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I'm not putting an adorable
baby picture of me
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next to one of you
in a foreign legion hat.
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- But, Steph!
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- Michael, I've never seen
a picture of you as a little boy
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without something stupid
on your head.
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- I'm sorry, Steph.
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I know what you must be
going through.
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- Do you? Do you really?
I think not.
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- Well, here's something
I've never told you.
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I was a cesarean baby.
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- I know that.
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Let it go, Joanna.
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- Who would've guessed!
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- I'm sorry about
your childhood trauma, JoJo,
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but I need to confab with Dick
about some urgent show stuff.
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Can we, uh,
can we kibitz, compadre?
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- Must be urgent.
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You're mixing
Spanish with Yiddish.
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- Tell me, Joanna,
was it painful?
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- What's the problem, Michael?
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- This has nothing to do
with the show, Dick.
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It's something
painfully personal.
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You see, I once...
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this should spare us both
the agony.
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[LAUGHS]
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- Is this you as a kid?
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[LAUGHS]
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You must have been
a great listener
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because you were all ears!
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[LAUGHS]
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- Yank those yuks, Dick.
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You have no idea the torment
I went through as a child.
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Every day I'd hear
the same taunt:
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"Hey, beagle boy,
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does a doctor
have to examine your ears
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with a headlight?"
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Not everyone was as nice
as my mom.
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When I got to school,
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that's when the hell
really began.
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- Well, kids can be cruel.
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- Their chant
still haunts me.
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"Michael, Michael,
ears so wide,
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looks like pancakes
side by side."
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I tried to run and hide,
but it was useless.
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I was always within earshot,
even from five blocks away.
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- Well, you-you
grew into your ears.
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- No, Dick,
I got professional help.
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I had them trimmed and pinned
when I was 11.
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- So what-what's
the problem?
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- Steph wants a snap of me
as a child.
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I can't let her see me
looking like Alfred E. Newman!
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- Michael, no one is going to
change their opinion of someone
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because of the way
they looked at six.
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- They aren't?
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- No!
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Besides, I mean, everyone wants
to improve their appearance.
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As a matter of fact,
when I was younger,
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I-I-I had a wart removed.
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- That's disgusting!
Does Joanna know?
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- I don't think so.
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- And you've been sitting on
this wart thing all this time?
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- Michael, an old photograph
isn't going to change the way
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Stephanie feels about you.
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- Dick, I've been living a lie.
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I've been passing
as a small-eared man.
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- Okay, Michael, let's shop.
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- Oh, right.
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- Michael, isn't there something
that you want to show Stephanie?
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- Gee, Dick, now?
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- Oh, what is it?
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- [NERVOUSLY] Well, the thing
is, Cuppers, I, uh...
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I-I do have a hatless headshot.
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I didn't want to
show it to you, but...
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Dr. Dick gave me
a dose of reassurance.
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- Who is this?
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- It's me.
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- No, really.
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- It's me. I swear.
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I'm the guy attached
to Babar's ears.
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That pachydermal punim
is mine.
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- Michael, this isn't funny.
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- But it's true!
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- Ugh!
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Our-our children
will be hideously grotesque!
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- Oh, muffin!
Thanks a lot, Dick.
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- They'll look like
cartoon elephants!
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A gust of wind will come up
and carry them away!
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- We can anchor them down!
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- Dick?
- Yeah, honey.
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- I think we should discuss
our relationship.
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- [SIGHS]
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What's, uh, what's to discuss?
It couldn't be better.
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- You honestly
don't see a problem?
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- No, but I have a feeling
I will.
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- We've stopped growing.
We're...stagnating.
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- Well, we weren't stagnating
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until your friend Rhonda
showed up.
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- Dick, this has been our life
for the last seven years.
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We get up, eat breakfast,
putter around, eat lunch,
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putter some more, eat dinner,
putter a little, go to bed.
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- You make that
almost sound dull.
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- It is!
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- We're eating!
We're puttering!
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- Well, I'm sick of eating.
I'm sick of puttering,
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and I'm starting to get
just a little sick of us.
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- Joanna!
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- Sounds like the end of
18 beautiful years, Dick.
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[APPLAUSE]
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- Hi. I'm Larry.
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This is my brother Darryl,
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and this is my other brother
Darryl.
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- Hi, fellas.
What is it?
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- Well, we understand
that after 18 beautiful years,
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you are connubially kaput.
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- Where did--
where did you hear that?
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- The whole town is buzzing...
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and layin' odds on who will be
the next Mrs. Loudon.
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I went with my gut
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and put a ten
on that chunky number
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who works at the gas station.
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Anyway, on the off chance
that you two can salvage
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this sad excuse for a marriage,
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we'd like to suggest something
we've found helpful...
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therapy.
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- You were in therapy?
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- Actually primal scream,
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something Darryl
particularly excels in.
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- [DEEP INHALE]
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- Darryl, please.
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There may be stemware
in the room.
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- Thanks-thanks
for the concern, guys,
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but, uh,
we aren't having a problem.
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And if, and if we were, uh,
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I'm not a big believer
in psychology.
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- Well, it did wonders
for Darryl's sibling rivalry.
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Looks like regression to me.
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Come on, Darryl.
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We better have
Dr. Pinsky hook you up
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to that electric machine again.
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[APPLAUSE]
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- Dick...
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- Joanna, no, I am not
going into therapy.
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- Well, it's
something to consider.
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Larry could be right.
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- Correct me if I'm wrong,
but wasn't it also Larry
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who said if you held a trout
up to your ear,
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you could hear the ocean?
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- To be fair, Dick,
you never tried that either.
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- Look, honey, I know you think
we're having problems,
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but there must be some recourse
other than therapy and trout.
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- I see I'm getting nowhere.
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If you don't want to do the
simplest thing to help us, fine.
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I would never force you
to do something
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that you are
so vehemently against.
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- Wednesday good for you?
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- Doc--Dr. Mary Kaiser?
That sounds like a woman!
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- Dick, just relax.
Everything's going to be fine.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- I'll see you next Wednesday,
Dr. Kaiser.
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[APPLAUSE]
252
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,109
What are you staring at?
253
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,951
- I-I-I'm sorry.
You look-you look so...
254
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,153
- What's this, Kaiser?
Another one of your nutcases?
255
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,157
- There's something
about-about your face.
256
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,326
- I'm not too crazy
about yours either.
257
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,895
- Have-haven't we...
258
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:24,896
- I'd love to stay around here
259
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:25,897
and listen to you stutter
all night,
260
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,198
but I have a life to live.
261
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,600
Psycho!
262
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,937
[APPLAUSE]
263
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,977
- Hi. I'm Mary Kaiser.
264
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:42,446
- I'm Joanna,
and this is Dick.
265
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,216
- Nice to meet you.
266
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,718
You'll have to excuse
my last patient.
267
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,255
It's taken me years to undo
the damage that was done to him
268
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,456
by some quack in Chicago.
269
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:57,896
Go on in.
270
00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,964
The rest of the group
should be here shortly.
271
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,874
- When I agreed to do this,
272
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,110
you didn't say anything
about a semicircle.
273
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,879
- Dick!
274
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:19,817
- Dammit, Tish.
275
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,052
You didn't have to
go and slam my finger
276
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,154
in the damn door
of the damn pickup!
277
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,957
- Well, I wouldn't if you'd
at least try to help me get out!
278
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,293
Now, I'm pregnant,
or couldn't you tell?
279
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,431
- Dick, Joanna...
Tommy Lee and Tish.
280
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,465
- Hi.
281
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,302
- Have to shake leftie.
Fool woman's out to cripple me.
282
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,139
- Welcome to couples' group.
283
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,506
Another couple
may be joining us,
284
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,876
but let's just get started.
285
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,478
Since you're all new to group,
286
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,948
I think it's important to stress
that we should all be
287
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,016
completely open
with each other.
288
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,319
- I'm not opening up to them.
289
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,823
- Now then,
Tommy Lee and Tish,
290
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,825
why don't you tell us
why you're here.
291
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,861
- To be honest, our marriage
has stopped growing.
292
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,164
- You see,
we have a lot in common.
293
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,298
- Tish is a cow.
294
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,402
On top of which she gambles away
my paychecks on the dog races.
295
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,074
- Two peas in a pod.
296
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,945
- Paycheck!
You suck back your paycheck
297
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,982
when you can keep a job
long enough to get one!
298
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,249
- Huh!
299
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,119
Tommy Lee, how does
that make you feel?
300
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,388
- Well, it hurts, Dr. Kaiser.
301
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,890
So much so I wanna take
a handful of beer nuts
302
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,392
and throw 'em in her fat face!
303
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,726
- You try it!
304
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,229
- I want to go home now.
305
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:43,101
- Dick, was there something
you wanted to share?
306
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,936
- Uh, just that, uh...
307
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,639
I-I-I don't think
we should be hearing this.
308
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,843
- I think what's making you
feel uncomfortable, Dick,
309
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,015
is that Tish and Tommy Lee
are expressing honest emotions.
310
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,551
Honesty, Dick, is what
this group is all about.
311
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,327
- So-sorry we're late,
Dr. Kaiser.
312
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,363
- Well, look who's back.
Chuck and Dawn.
313
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,136
- Chuck and Dawn?
314
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,139
- What are Dick and Joanna
doing here?
315
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,573
- Please take your seats.
316
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,944
- What is it, Dick?
That wart thing?
317
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,446
- No!
318
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,452
- So, what did we miss?
319
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,554
- Dr. Kaiser
was just explaining
320
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,323
the importance
of being honest...
321
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,591
Dawn.
322
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,398
- Chuck and Dawn, you already
seem to know Dick and Joanna.
323
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,035
- You used your real names?
Aren't you ashamed?
324
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,270
- Yes.
325
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,107
- And this is
Tommy Lee and Tish.
326
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,312
- Ever seen the inside
of a mobile home, chicky?
327
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,285
- At this time,
what do you two see
328
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,187
as your greatest difficulty?
329
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,556
- Our boy...Harold.
330
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,325
Last week he shot a hole
right through our neighbor.
331
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,265
- Kid's got
a lot of anger in him.
332
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,767
- Are they gonna talk all night?
Some of us have real problems.
333
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,341
- Well, Dawn, as I recall,
the last time you two were here,
334
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,744
your problems seemed
rather trivial and foolish.
335
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,349
- Well, that was then.
336
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:42,153
This time it's...
all too real.
337
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,125
- Oh, I'm sorry.
What is it?
338
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,494
- Chuck had big ears
as a child!
339
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,964
- Our neighbor had big ears.
340
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,899
- Still has one!
[CHUCKLES]
341
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,074
- I-I think that it's time
that we got back to an adult.
342
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,077
Dick, tell us
why you came to group.
343
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,613
- Joanna made me.
344
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,418
- Dr. Kaiser, I think
what Dick meant to say is
345
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,587
we're stagnating.
346
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,222
Our marriage
should be more of a...
347
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,425
what is the word...
a whirlwind.
348
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,428
There's a certain sameness
about our life together.
349
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,597
- Well, what do you want?
Excitement or Dick?
350
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,768
- [HYSTERICAL LAUGH]
Good one!
351
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,775
- You know, I am beginning
to see a common thread here.
352
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,082
And I think it can be summed up
in a simple phrase:
353
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,385
"Nobody's perfect."
354
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,019
Which is why
we all have to learn
355
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,223
to accept each other
exactly the way we are.
356
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,692
- Well, obviously
you don't run the risk
357
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,727
of having a big-eared child.
358
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:02,366
- No, I don't,
but if you had one, Dawn,
359
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,702
wouldn't you still
love and accept it?
360
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,504
- Well, of course,
361
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,373
but do you think it's healthy
for a child to see his parents
362
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,775
burst into tears every time
he walks in the room?
363
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,145
- All right,
if it's such a big deal,
364
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,847
get the kid's ears fixed.
365
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,817
- Plastic surgery?
366
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,385
- Yes!
367
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,421
- Well, that's what
I've been saying, Dawn.
368
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,357
- Yeah, I know, Chuck,
but you're biased.
369
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,658
You were one of them.
370
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,829
Now, somehow coming from
a normal-eared professional,
371
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,531
it all makes sense.
372
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,469
- Then we are cured.
[GIGGLES]
373
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,272
- Thank God, Chuck!
374
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,710
- Oh, Dr. K., you're a whiz!
375
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,877
[CHUCKLES]
376
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,313
Come on, Dawn, let's blow
this popsicle stand.
377
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,949
- Oh, Chuck, our nightmare
is finally over!
378
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:58,856
- Wa-wait a minute.
379
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,392
They...they get to leave?
380
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,862
- Uh-huh.
381
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,231
- And they're cured?
382
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,899
- They seem to think so.
383
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,570
- You know, doll,
I feel ashamed
384
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,273
for gripin' about
our petty problems.
385
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,643
- Oh, baby,
we got a good life.
386
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,888
- Well, Joanna, you've told us
all about your life with Dick.
387
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:41,666
- That, uh...seems to have
cleared the room.
388
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,501
- Tell us how
you'd envision a life
389
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,570
if you weren't married to Dick.
390
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,372
- A life without Dick?
391
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:52,310
- Yes. For instance,
where would you live?
392
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,412
- Well, I certainly wouldn't
want to leave the area.
393
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,846
Dick and I love it here.
394
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,216
- Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh!
Dick is out of the picture.
395
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,217
Only you now.
396
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,386
- Right. Okay.
397
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:06,390
Well, I suppose I'd get
a little house nearby.
398
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,725
I mean, Dick and I have
made so many friends...
399
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,794
- Uh-uh, uh-uh!
400
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,229
- I've made so many friends.
401
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:13,597
Hmmm.
402
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,634
Then maybe I'd start
a little business.
403
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,569
I mean, after seven years
of running an inn,
404
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,438
Dick and I have gotten
so good at...
405
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:26,410
I've gotten so...
406
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,512
- Yes, Joanna.
407
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:33,517
- Ah, it's just so hard to
envision my life without Dick.
408
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:38,656
Besides, I'd...I'd miss him.
409
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,891
- Perhaps your marriage
isn't so much stagnant
410
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,728
as it is comfortable.
411
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,263
- Comfortable?
412
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:50,434
All this time
we've been comfortable?
413
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,739
- And it only cost us
80 bucks to find out.
414
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,477
- I know this evening has been
emotionally draining
415
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:00,711
for the both of you,
416
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,180
so I want you to feel free
to sit here awhile
417
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,316
and reflect on all the
breakthroughs that we've made.
418
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,651
Good night.
419
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:16,627
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
420
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,930
- Well, I'll start up the car.
421
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,131
- Dick.
422
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:26,737
Oh, baby, we've got
a good life, too.
423
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,971
- You bet!
424
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,141
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
425
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,616
[♪♪♪]
426
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,576
- Meow.
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