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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,037 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,584 - THAT'S IT. 3 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,218 THEY'RE ALL COMING. 4 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,755 ( playing drums on the dishes ) 5 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,258 - I'M SORRY. HE'S JUST EXCITED 6 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,960 BECAUSE HE'S HAVING A REUNION WITH HIS COLLEGE JAZZ BAND. 7 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,731 - ALL FOUR JAZZTONES WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN 8 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,032 AFTER 25 YEARS. 9 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:11,035 ( playing drums on the dishes ) 10 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,271 - APPARENTLY, HE'S STILL EXCITED. 11 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,642 DICK, WILL THIS REUNION BE 12 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,244 A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN CARRYING ON LIKE COLLEGE KIDS? 13 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,546 - IF WE'RE LUCKY. 14 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,849 I KNOW, SOME OF THE WILDEST TIMES 15 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,819 I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE WERE WITH THE JAZZTONES. 16 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,387 ONE TIME, SHEIK AND I-- 17 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:30,488 - SHEIK? 18 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,924 - YEAH. HE WAS A REAL LADY KILLER. 19 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,761 YOU KNOW, WHEN HE PLAYED HIS SAX AND DID HIS PELVIC THRUST, 20 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,665 WELL, HONEY, JUST REMEMBER 21 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,801 THAT YOU'RE MARRIED, OKAY? 22 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,437 - ANYWAY, ONE TIME, SHEIK AND I TOOK HOG-- 23 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,538 Joanna: HOLD IT. 24 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,173 SOMEONE ACTUALLY LET YOU CALL HIM HOG? 25 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,743 - WELL, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA CALL A GUY WHO, ON A BET, 26 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:54,879 SCARFED DOWN FIVE PIZZAS, A RACK OF RIBS, 27 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:58,149 TWO DOZEN DOUGHNUTS AND A BICYCLE SEAT? 28 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,253 - WHAT DID SHEIK AND HOG CALL YOU? 29 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,789 - SLATS. 30 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,825 - THERE MUST BE A ZANY STORY BEHIND THAT. 31 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:10,595 - WELL, I ALWAYS WANTED A NICKNAME AND WE, 32 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,797 YOU KNOW, WE JUST MADE THAT ONE UP. 33 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,469 BUT I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO TALK CRAZY, 34 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,806 OUR PIANO PLAYER WAS THE UNDISPUTED KING OF THE LOONS. 35 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,308 I MEAN, HE WAS A NATURAL LEADER OF MEN. 36 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:28,279 HE COULD GET A FOOD FIGHT STARTED AT THE VATICAN. 37 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,749 - I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU CALLED HIM. 38 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,417 - PHIL. 39 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,787 BUT HE WAS BEYOND NICKNAMES. 40 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,589 WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HIS ENTRANCE. 41 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,190 HE MAY COME IN SWINGING ON A ROPE, 42 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,125 HE MAY COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY. 43 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,762 YOU MAY FIND HIM BUCK NAKED IN OUR SHOWER. 44 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,499 - DICK, ARE YOU STILL CLOSING THE INN NEXT WEEKEND 45 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,701 BECAUSE YOUR ANNOYING FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE ARE COMING? 46 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,370 - UH, YEAH. 47 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,406 - THEN I'M GOING TO GO TO BOSTON TO GET AWAY FROM THEM. 48 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,840 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 49 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,842 YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO WAIT ON DICK'S FRIENDS. 50 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,744 - OH, POO. 51 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,782 - HI, ALL, 52 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:07,218 WITH AN EXTRA KISS, KISS TO ONE IN PARTICULAR. 53 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,320 - PLEASE LET IT BE ME. 54 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,258 - I WAS REFERRING TO MY WONDER WENCH. 55 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,462 - SAVE IT, MICHAEL. WE CAN'T GO TO BOSTON 56 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,163 AND I'M ABOUT AS DEPRESSED AS I GET. 57 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,165 - WOULD A FANCY LUNCH AND AN AFTERNOON OF COMPLIMENTS 58 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,266 CHEER YOU UP? 59 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:23,367 - YES. 60 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,940 - BOY, DO WE KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH CRISES? 61 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,274 AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, 62 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:33,177 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US THROWING AWAY MONEY ON ANALYSIS. 63 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,147 - YEAH, YOU'RE THE MENTAL HEALTH POSTER KIDS. 64 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,617 - OH, DICK, UH, ONE THING BEFORE YOU GO. 65 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,886 I'M HAVING A SLIGHT NEGATIVE CASH FLOW PROBLEM. 66 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,456 COULD YOU SEE YOURSELF CLEAR TO MAKE ME LIQUID AGAIN? 67 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,258 - SURE, GO IN THE KITCHEN AND HOP IN THE BLENDER. 68 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,695 ( laughing ) 69 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,499 - NEED I EXPLAIN? I MEANT CASH. 70 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,734 - MICHAEL, I DON'T WANT TO LET MONEY 71 00:03:56,736 --> 00:04:00,404 MESS UP THIS GREAT RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE. 72 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,940 KISS, KISS. 73 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,980 - GEORGE. - HI, MICHAEL. 74 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,682 - GEORGE. 75 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,851 YOU AND I ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, AREN'T WE? 76 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,653 - NO. 77 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,689 I LIKE YOU BUT, 78 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,724 WE REALLY DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER 79 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,092 TO BE CONSIDERED CLOSE. 80 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,562 - YEAH. WELL, BUT WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, YOU AND I. 81 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,664 - NOT REALLY. 82 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,501 WE NEVER GO ANYWHERE TOGETHER. 83 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,870 WE DON'T HAVE A SINGLE THING IN COMMON. 84 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,170 - RIGHT. 85 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,974 AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LEND ME $500 UNTIL NEXT WEEK? 86 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,209 - SURE. 87 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,443 - YOU WILL? 88 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,212 - WHY NOT? I TRUST YOU. 89 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,415 - GEORGE, I THINK YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE GREAT FRIENDS. 90 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,918 - YOU MEAN, WE'LL HAVE LONG TALKS 91 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,185 AND GO PLACES TOGETHER? 92 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,287 - WELL, LET'S NOT O.D. ON EACH OTHER. 93 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,799 - HI, MICHAEL. - HI, GEORGE. 94 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,269 STEPH, YOUR BEAU IS HERE. 95 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:08,640 - UH, MICHAEL, UH, IT'S BEEN A WEEK 96 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,441 SINCE I LENT YOU THAT MONEY. 97 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,076 - HAS IT? 98 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:14,879 BOY, THIS WHOLE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM THING 99 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,615 IS A MIRACLE TO ME. 100 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,751 LISTEN, I WOULD HAVE HAD IT FOR YOU 101 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,887 BUT I GOT HIT WITH THIS KILLER RACQUET CLUB BILL. 102 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,890 - OH, OKAY. WELL, WHENEVER YOU HAVE IT. 103 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,959 - YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, JUST NAME IT. 104 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,261 - WOULD YOU HELP ME MOVE THE PIANO AGAINST THE WALL? 105 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,963 - HEY, THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 106 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,467 - I'M HERE. - I'M READY. 107 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,374 - OH, HOLD ON, GEORGE, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT. 108 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:46,044 - ARE YOU SURE, DICK? I'VE BEEN BURNED BEFORE. 109 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:54,919 - OH, EXCUSE ME, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T SEE THE SIGN OUTSIDE. 110 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,654 WE'RE CLOSED THIS WEEKEND. 111 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:59,523 Together: SLATS. 112 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,658 - HOG, SHEIK? 113 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,426 - UH, SHEIK, HOG. 114 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,696 ( laughing ) 115 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:08,866 - DIDN'T YOU RECOGNIZE US? 116 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:09,968 - OH, SURE, SURE. 117 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,836 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND. 118 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,071 ( laughing ) 119 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,438 - SAME OLD SLATS. 120 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,607 - YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 121 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,174 - WELL, YOU HAVEN'T EITHER. 122 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,877 - SLATS, I'VE LOST 120 POUNDS. 123 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,647 - EXCEPT FOR THAT. 124 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:25,083 - AND I'VE STARTED TO GET A LITTLE BALD SPOT ON TOP. 125 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:28,820 - REALLY? 126 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,988 - IS PHIL HERE YET? 127 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,388 - UH, NO. - OH, GREAT. 128 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,057 WE GOT HERE ON TIME FOR HIS ENTRANCE. 129 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,492 - HAVE YOU CHECKED THE SHOWER? 130 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,161 ( laughing ) 131 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,330 - HA, HA, HA. 132 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,232 HA, HA, HA. 133 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,134 - OH, THIS... 134 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,336 THIS IS MY FRIEND AND HANDYMAN, GEORGE. 135 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,471 GEORGE, THIS IS AL "SHEIK" FRASER 136 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,807 AND THIS IS WALTER "HOG" AMBROSE. 137 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,343 - OH, I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU GUYS. 138 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,478 DICK SAID WHEN YOU WERE TOGETHER, 139 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,215 A MINUTE NEVER WENT BY WITHOUT SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENING. 140 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,158 - WELL, I GUESS WE'D BETTER GET THE REST OF OUR LUGGAGE. 141 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,827 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 142 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,196 SO FAR, THEY'VE BEEN A LETDOWN, DICK. 143 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:18,335 - HI. - OH, THIS IS MY WIFE, JOANNA. 144 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:21,372 HERE THEY ARE, SHEIK AND HOG. 145 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,840 - NICE TRY, DICK. 146 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:25,143 HI, HOG. 147 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,444 HI, SHEIK. 148 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,814 DICK TOLD ME YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS FOOLING AROUND LIKE THIS. 149 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,348 - NO, REALLY, I'M SHEIK. 150 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,551 HE'S HOG. - OH, STOP. 151 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,455 - HONEY, WE'RE-- WE'RE NOT KIDDING. 152 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,394 - OH. SORRY. 153 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,063 - WELL, HAVE I GOT A WEEKEND PLANNED. 154 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,197 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST? 155 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,066 EAT, DRINK OR SWING FROM THE RAFTERS? 156 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,568 - I'D LIKE TO TAKE A NAP. 157 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,636 - OOH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 158 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,739 ( laughing ) 159 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,778 - YOU'RE SERIOUS? 160 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:03,447 WELL, SURE, SURE, YOU HAVE TO GET SOME REST, 161 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,050 BUT BE DOWN HERE FOR DINNER 162 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,920 BECAUSE WE'RE COOKING UP A REAL GUT BUSTER. 163 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,822 - OH, YEAH, WELL, THAT REMINDS ME. 164 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,791 HERE IS A LIST OF MY DIETARY REQUIREMENTS. 165 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,794 I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING THAT'S DIFFICULT TO DIGEST. 166 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,629 - I'LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOMS. 167 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,464 - WELL, I HOPE THERE'S A PHONE IN MINE. 168 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:21,766 I GOT TO CALL MY WIFE. 169 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,134 - OH, TELL ME ABOUT THE MISSUS. 170 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,536 SHE MUST BE SOME KNOCKOUT TO HAVE CORRALLED THE SHEIK. 171 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,471 - OH, NOT NOW, SLATS. 172 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:29,240 I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL HER 10 MINUTES AGO. 173 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,076 I GOTTA HURRY BEFORE THE GRACE PERIOD ENDS. 174 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,546 - MY, ARE THEY A-- 175 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,582 ARE THEY A COUPLE OF CRAZY NUT BUCKETS OR WHAT? 176 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:41,018 ( laughing ) 177 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,491 - MICHAEL, BE CAREFUL. 178 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,227 - HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 179 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,594 - OH, UH. 180 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,529 - WHAT'S IN HERE, ANYWAY? 181 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,431 - IT'S A BRAND NEW COLOR TV 182 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:56,234 WITH REMOTE CONTROL AND STEREO SOUND. 183 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,269 MICHAEL BOUGHT IT FOR ME. 184 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,404 - OH. OH, HE DID. 185 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:03,007 WELL, GEE, IT MUST BE YOUR BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING. 186 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,143 - NO, HE BOUGHT IT FOR MY FAVORITE REASON, 187 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:09,013 BECAUSE I SAW IT AND WENT "OOOH." 188 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,615 GEORGE, WILL YOU HOOK IT UP TO THE ANTENNA FOR ME? 189 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:15,253 - SWEET KNEES, LET'S NOT IMPOSE ON GEORGE NOW. 190 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,555 HE CAN HOOK IT UP TOMORROW. 191 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:19,857 - ISN'T HE CONSIDERATE? 192 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,230 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, GEORGE? 193 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,598 - UP TO MY ROOM, 194 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,902 TO WATCH MY OLD FUZZY BLACK AND WHITE MONO TV 195 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,937 WITH NO REMOTE CONTROL. 196 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,910 - KIND OF A CYNICAL OLD GUY, ISN'T HE? 197 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,112 - WELL, SLATS, THAT WAS A TERRIFIC MEAL. 198 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:44,782 - YEAH, MY SPECIAL DIET SURE DIDN'T CRAMP JOANNA'S COOKING. 199 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,351 - YEAH, JOANNA COULD ALWAYS MAKE UP 200 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:50,621 A MEAN PLATTER OF RICE AND STRAINED PEARS. 201 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,359 - IT'S TOO BAD IT'S NOT SITTING TOO WELL. 202 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,994 I THINK I OVERDID IT ON THE MILK. 203 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,964 - YEAH, I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING. 204 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:05,236 REMEMBER THE TIME THAT PHIL RODE THE SWIVEL CHAIR-- 205 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,971 - WHAT ARE THOSE THERE? 206 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,373 - ANTRAPONE, STOMACH RELAXER. 207 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,543 - DID YOU EVER TRY DIAZEDINE? 208 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,312 I USE IT FOR MY BACK SPASMS. 209 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,813 - SURE, I ALWAYS CARRY SOME. 210 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,215 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOOD? 211 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:21,152 - GUYS, WHY DON'T WE JUST SET OUT A BUFFET? 212 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,390 C'MON, GUYS, 213 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,393 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN THESE DAYS? 214 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,929 ( laughing ) - YOU KNOW, 215 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,031 I'VE GOTTEN INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE CRAZY. 216 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,499 - YEAH? 217 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,102 - MODEL RAILROADING. 218 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,137 YOU HAVE THESE LITTLE BUILDINGS AND TREES, 219 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,806 EVEN TINY PEOPLE, AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, 220 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,642 THAT TRAIN CAN GO FLYING OFF THAT TRACK 221 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:48,179 AND DOING A WHOLE MESS OF DAMAGE. 222 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,087 - THAT'S A-- THAT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 223 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:02,526 - WELL, I TRIED A BUNCH OF HOME HOBBIES 224 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,495 AND THEN I FELT I NEEDED SOMETHING MORE. 225 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,131 SOMETHING TO GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND INTO THE WORLD. 226 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,799 - ALRIGHT, SHEIK. 227 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,902 - SO I JOINED A GARDENING CLUB. 228 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,106 - OH, THIS WAS FUN. 229 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,576 WELL, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN TOP THIS 230 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,145 IS TO PLAY SOME MUSIC. 231 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,313 - BUT PHIL'S NOT HERE YET. 232 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,347 - YEAH, BUT HE WILL BE 233 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,848 AND IF HE WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR NAKED, 234 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,018 HE'S GONNA WANT SOMETHING TO DANCE TO. 235 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,187 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT A GO. 236 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,255 ( drums ) 237 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,423 - OH, GOOD. 238 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,891 I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOU GUYS PLAY. 239 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:36,394 DICK WAS ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW GREAT THE BAND WAS. 240 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,600 ( jazz music, out of tune ) 241 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,272 - MY BACK! Joanna: OH, DEAR. 242 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,975 - SHEIK! - OH, HERE. 243 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,210 - FIRST MY STOMACH, NOW SHEIK'S BACK. 244 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,446 THIS CRAZY WEEKEND OF YOURS IS GONNA KILL US. 245 00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:57,481 - I'LL BE OKAY. 246 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,582 - OH, OKAY, THAT'S IT, 247 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,284 I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S KEEPING PHIL. 248 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,219 IT'S STILL EARLY ON THE COAST. 249 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,888 MAYBE HIS OFFICE KNOWS WHERE HE IS. 250 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,255 Sheik: I'LL BE OKAY. 251 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,291 SOMEBODY PLEASE REACH IN MY POCKET 252 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,560 AND GIVE ME TWO BLUES AND ONE YELLOW. 253 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,330 - HELLO, I'M CALLING ABOUT PHIL BRADLEY. 254 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,999 WE'RE HAVING A REUNION IN VERMONT 255 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,667 AND COULD YOU TELL HIM TO HURRY ON DOWN? 256 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,303 WE NEED A MASSIVE INJECTION OF SILLY. 257 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,240 - I SEE. 258 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,275 UH, WHEN? 259 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,445 THANK YOU. 260 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,148 - WELL? WHEN'S HE GONNA GET HERE? 261 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,818 - OH, IT COULD BE A WHILE. 262 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,387 PHIL DIED THREE WEEKS AGO. 263 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,663 - AH, HERE YOU ARE. 264 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,832 YOU STILL CAN'T SLEEP? 265 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,534 - NO. 266 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,003 - WELL, HONEY, LOSING A FRIEND IS TOUGH. 267 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:58,141 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S BOTHERING ME. 268 00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,744 - WHAT ELSE? 269 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,748 - YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH PHIL'S DEAD, 270 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:08,418 I MEAN, HE'S STILL THE LIVELIEST MEMBER OF THE JAZZTONES. 271 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,524 - DICK, DON'T SAY THAT. 272 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,694 - JOANNA, PEOPLE I REMEMBER AS TOTAL WILD MEN 273 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,930 HAVE GOTTEN BALD, HENPECKED 274 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,367 AND THINK GARDENING IS LIVING ON THE EDGE. 275 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,435 - WELL, DICK, EVERYBODY GETS OLDER. 276 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,642 I'M BETTER AT THIS WIDE AWAKE. 277 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,579 - JOANNA, FACE IT, MY GLORY DAYS ARE BEHIND ME. 278 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,450 I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO CLIMB STAIRS TWO AT A TIME. 279 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,622 NOW IT'S ONE BY ONE. 280 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,292 SOON I'LL NEED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE CHAIRS 281 00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:50,895 THAT RIDE UP THE BANISTER. 282 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,632 - HONEY, YOU'RE FORGETTING THE POSITIVE THINGS 283 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,834 ABOUT GETTING OLDER. 284 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,003 YOU HAVE SECURITY, 285 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,671 ACCOMPLISHMENTS, 286 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,407 WISDOM, 287 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:07,144 A FAIRLY NICE WARDROBE, 288 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,979 DRUMS. 289 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,517 MAYBE I'D BETTER GO BACK TO BED. 290 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,523 ( yawning ) - WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, SLATS? 291 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,426 - YEAH, GETTING UP BEFORE EIGHT SCREWS UP MY REGULARITY. 292 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,029 - JUST BECAUSE PHIL IS GONE, 293 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,331 DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALL OVER FOR THE JAZZTONES. 294 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,468 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE US PLAY AGAIN? 295 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,672 - NO, BUT WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 296 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,307 - WHAT? 297 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,609 - ANYTHING. 298 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,944 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO DO SOMETHING 299 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,279 THAT MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID IN THE OLD DAYS, 300 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,915 SOMETHING WILD AND INSANE? 301 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:48,251 - WELL, WOULD OUR INSURANCE COVER IT? 302 00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,187 - YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 303 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,890 LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T DO IT FOR ME, 304 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,525 DO IT FOR PHIL, 305 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,929 IN HONOR OF WHAT HE MEANT TO US. 306 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,431 - WELL, WHAT KIND OF THING DO YOU WANT TO DO? 307 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,900 - ANYTHING. 308 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,267 I MEAN, YOU GUYS DECIDE. 309 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,737 AS LONG AS IT'S WILD AND EXCITING. 310 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,908 - LET'S GO BOWLING! 311 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,409 - I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING 312 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,345 WITH A LITTLE MORE OF AN ELEMENT OF RISK. 313 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:19,216 - LET'S EAT MEXICAN. 314 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,251 - I DON'T THINK YOU GOT THE RIGHT SPIRIT YET. 315 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,554 THINK DANGER, RISK. 316 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,389 - WATER-SKIING. 317 00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:29,426 - KEEPING IN MIND WE'RE IN VERMONT IN WINTER. 318 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,294 - SLEDDING. 319 00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:32,596 - WAIT, BETTER YET, TOBOGGANING. 320 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,897 - REALLY? 321 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,967 - YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. IT'S EXHILARATING. IT'S EXCITING 322 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,803 AND THERE'S A PLACE JUST A FEW MILES FROM HERE. 323 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,739 - YA KNOW, I FEEL NUTTIER ALREADY. 324 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,040 - ME TOO. 325 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,009 - THE JAZZTONES ARE BACK IN ACTION. 326 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,409 - YEAH. 327 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:48,946 - I'LL BRING PLENTY OF ANTACID IN CASE WE STOP FOR FOOD. 328 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,981 - AND I'LL CALL MY WIFE AND ASK PERMISSION. 329 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,941 - CAN I HELP YOU? 330 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,777 - YEAH. YEAH, WE WANT TO-- 331 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,079 ( clearing throat ) WE WANT TO TAKE A RUN. 332 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,885 - YOU GUYS LOOK KIND OF OLD FOR THIS SORT OF THING. 333 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,654 - HEY, WE'RE THE JAZZTONES. 334 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,662 - JAZZTONES? MEET THE WIDOWMAKER. 335 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,268 - WILL YOU PUT THOSE AWAY? 336 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:49,073 - OKAY, YOU START RIGHT HERE ON WHIPLASH WAY, 337 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,241 THEN YOU HIT PARALYZER POINT, 338 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,177 SHOOT INTO THE SLING SHOT, 339 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,079 AND THEN SLIP UNDER GUILLOTINE BRIDGE. 340 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:58,215 IT'D HELP IF YOU DUCK THERE. 341 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,483 - THAT SOUNDS GOOD, 342 00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:03,486 FOR A START. 343 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,288 - YOU ARE THE JAZZTONE. 344 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,094 OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? LIGHTNING, ROCKET OR POKEY? 345 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,330 - LIGHTNING. 346 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,967 - SLATS, POKEY SOUNDS KINDA CUTE. 347 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,836 - AH, NOT REALLY. 348 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,071 IT GOT ITS NAME WHEN SOMEONE TOOK A BRANCH IN THE EYE. 349 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,176 - LIGHTNING IT IS. 350 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,411 - SLATS, THIS IS DANGEROUS. 351 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,181 - THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU DO THIS IF IT WERE DANGEROUS. 352 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,183 - YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN THIS WAIVER. 353 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,256 ( reading ) "WE FULLY RELEASE THE MANAGEMENT 354 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:43,260 FROM ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY DEATH OR INJURY INCLUDING, 355 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,264 BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE LOSS OF LIMBS 356 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,200 AND/OR HEAD." 357 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,569 - YEAH, WE HAD TO ADD THAT LAST ONE. 358 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,604 - DICK, OUR HEADS! 359 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,709 - ALRIGHT, SO THERE'S AN ELEMENT OF RISK, 360 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,680 BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. TO DO SOMETHING DARING. 361 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:07,284 SOMETHING THAT LETS US KNOW WE'RE ALIVE. 362 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,452 - AND DYING'S GONNA DO THAT? 363 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,621 - MY WIFE MARRIED ME FOR MY LOOKS. 364 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,392 SHE'LL KILL ME IF WHAT'S LEFT WINDS UP ON A TREE. 365 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,560 - LISTEN, GUYS, IF YOU CHICKEN OUT NOW, 366 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:18,896 YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT TO YOURSELVES 367 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,266 THAT YOU'RE OLD AND OLD IS LESS. 368 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,001 - WE COULD ADMIT THAT. 369 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,202 - OLD IS LESS. 370 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,770 OKAY. CAN WE GO NOW? 371 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,471 - GUYS, 372 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,342 FOR PHIL? 373 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,048 - FOR PHIL. - FOR PHIL. 374 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,426 - WHAT ARE WE? 375 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,461 Together: - THE JAZZTONES! 376 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,696 - AHH! 377 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,871 - HI, MICHAEL. - GEORGE. 378 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,406 IF I HAD ANY IDEA I WAS GONNA BUMP INTO YOU HERE, 379 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,709 I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THE MONEY I OWE YOU. 380 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,244 - AH, THAT'S OKAY. 381 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,645 IT'LL KEEP. 382 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,814 - THANKS. 383 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,316 BOY, IF YOU EVER OPEN A BANK, 384 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,319 YOU CAN COUNT ON A LOT OF LOAN BUSINESS FROM THIS GUY. 385 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,753 HA, HA. 386 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,893 MY CAR'S GONE! 387 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,494 - YOU'RE KIDDING? WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE? 388 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,695 - YOU KNOW MY CAR, GEORGE, 389 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,464 IT'S A RED MINT-CONDITION TURBO Z. 390 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,934 - DID IT HAVE A DISTINCTIVE PINE SCENT? 391 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:36,106 - MY ODOR SNUFFER. 392 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,307 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 393 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,142 - SAME PLACE I GOT THIS. 394 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,713 - MY CUSTOM SPOKED HUBCAP WITH CURB CUTTERS. 395 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,949 YOU TOOK THE PINE TREE AND HUBCAPS OFF MY CAR? 396 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,151 - AMONG OTHER THINGS. 397 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,355 - OH, NO. 398 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,990 ONE OF THOSE... 399 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,926 THINGS FROM THE ENGINE. 400 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,428 GEORGE, I WANT THOSE BACK AND I WANT THEM NOW. 401 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,865 - WELL, THEY ARE YOURS, MICHAEL... 402 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,833 FOR $500. 403 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,704 - YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY $500 FOR A DEODOR AND A HUBCAP 404 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,373 AND A SMUDGY BLACK THING? 405 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,141 - WELL, MAYBE NOT. 406 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:15,045 BUT WHAT IF I THREW IN ONE OF THESE? 407 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,117 - FORGET IT. 408 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,552 I DON'T NEED ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 409 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,288 NOW WHERE'S THE REST OF MY CAR? 410 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,956 - IN THE GARAGE. 411 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,824 OF COURSE, IF YOU DRIVE WITHOUT A DOOR, 412 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,927 YOU COULD FREEZE TO DEATH. 413 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,696 BUT THEN YOU'D WARM UP AS SOON AS THE ENGINE EXPLODES. 414 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,900 - I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK. 415 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,035 - FINE. 416 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,203 WE'LL GO TO THE BANK AND CASH IT. 417 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:45,142 WE BETTER TAKE MY CAR. 418 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,810 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, GEORGE, 419 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,046 THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER BORROW MONEY FROM YOU. 420 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,480 - I KNOW. 421 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,588 - JOANNA! 422 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,825 JOANNA! 423 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,595 ( playing drums ) 424 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,099 - DICK, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 425 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,870 - CAREENING WILDLY DOWN A TREACHEROUS MOUNTAIN SLOPE 426 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,738 IN A RUNAWAY TOBOGGAN. 427 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,043 - YOU DID A DANGEROUS THING LIKE THAT WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST? 428 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,779 - DAMN RIGHT. 429 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:26,616 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MARRY A JAZZTONE. 430 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,786 - WHAT A RIDE! PHEW! 431 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,623 THAT WAS THE GREATEST 20 FEET OF MY LIFE. 432 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,758 - YOU ONLY WENT 20 FEET? 433 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,528 - CAREENING WILDLY. 434 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:42,299 WE WERE THROWN OFF THE COURSE AT THE FIRST CURVE 435 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,768 AND WE CRASHED HEADLONG 436 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,770 INTO THIS... SNOW BANK. 437 00:21:47,772 --> 00:21:50,740 - YEAH, IT WAS LIKE RUNNING RIGHT INTO A BIG COMFORTER. 438 00:21:52,777 --> 00:21:54,611 - YEAH, ONLY WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT 439 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:58,382 UNTIL WE CAREENED WILDLY INTO IT. 440 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,487 YEAH, IT WAS SCARY. 441 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,123 - YEAH, BUT EXCITING. HA, HA, HA. 442 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,557 OOH, LOOK AT THIS. 443 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,659 I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL MY WIFE 27 MINUTES AGO. 444 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,296 LET HER WAIT. 445 00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,365 - ALL RIGHT, SHEIK! 446 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,667 - UH, COULD SOMEONE HELP ME TO THE COUCH. 447 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,136 I DON'T THINK I CAN WALK IT. 448 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,970 - OH MY GOD, WHILE YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN CELEBRATING, 449 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,139 THIS MAN IS OBVIOUSLY HURT. 450 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,273 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 451 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,242 THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOBOGGAN. 452 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,944 - NO, AFTERWARDS, WE DID SOMETHING 453 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,013 THAT TOOK EVEN MORE GUTS. 454 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,215 - WE ATE MEXICAN. 455 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,817 - WHAT ARE WE? 456 00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:37,287 - THE JAZZTONES! 457 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,729 ( theme music playing ) 458 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,190 Man's voice: MEOW! 32507

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