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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:04,102 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,656 - WELL, I JUST LOADED THE LAST GUESTS INTO THEIR CAR. 3 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,659 THE INN IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOR RENOVATION. 4 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,293 - GREAT, GEORGE, BECAUSE I HAVE A PROJECT HERE 5 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:05,597 THAT'S GONNA BE AS EXCITING TO YOU AS IT IS TO ME. 6 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:06,965 - UH-OH. 7 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,602 - GEORGE, I WANT YOU TO BUILD A BOOKCASE HERE ON THE WALL. 8 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,804 IT WILL BE SORT OF A LENDING LIBRARY FOR THE GUESTS, 9 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:15,474 FEATURING THE COLLECTIVE WORKS OF DICK LOUDON, 10 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,375 AMERICA'S MR. HOW TO. 11 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,845 - I'LL GET ON IT AS SOON AS I BUILD THAT FENCE 12 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,849 WE'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT. 13 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:28,786 - AND, GEORGE, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE THIS. 14 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,356 IT'S A BOOK I WROTE ON SHELF BUILDING. 15 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,024 - "SHELF HELP" BY DICK LOUDON. 16 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:38,329 CUTE. DON'T NEED IT. 17 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:42,567 - GEORGE, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I WANT YOU TO USE THIS BOOK. 18 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,236 YOU KNOW, BUILDING A BOOKCASE CAN BE TRICKY. 19 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,105 - RIGHT. WE WOULDN'T WANT ME TO SLIP 20 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,007 AND ACCIDENTALLY BUILD A SHIP OR SOMETHING. 21 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,247 - OH, UH, STEPHANIE, I'VE DECIDED TO CLOSE THE INN 22 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,248 EARLIER THAN I EXPECTED. 23 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,950 - OH, DICK! 24 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,952 NO MORE STUPID GUESTS TO WAIT ON. 25 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,654 NO MORE STUPID ROOMS TO CLEAN. 26 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,457 NO MORE STUPID BOSSES TO LISTEN TO. 27 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,560 - WHOA, WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY. 28 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,262 - MICHAEL, DICK CLOSED THE INN EARLY. 29 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,298 - WELL, LET ME GET IN THERE. 30 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,966 - TAKE MY PLACE. 31 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,873 SO WHERE ARE YOU TWO GOING ON YOUR VACATION? 32 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,241 OR IS THIS IT? 33 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,945 - ACTUALLY, I'VE LEFT THAT UP TO CUPCAKE TOURS. 34 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,947 BUT SHE'S HAVING TROUBLE DECIDING. 35 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,882 - I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I PICK THE COUNTRY 36 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,084 I'LL LOOK BEST IN. 37 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,620 AND I HAVE. MOROCCO. 38 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,121 - MOROCCO? 39 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,557 I WENT THERE IN THE ARMY AND I HATED IT. 40 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,492 - BUT WERE YOU WEARING A STRAPLESS SUNDRESS 41 00:02:41,527 --> 00:02:43,061 AND DOING THIS? 42 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,266 - NO. 43 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,304 - STEPH, MOROCCO IS SO FAR AWAY. 44 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,906 EXPENSIVELY FAR AWAY. 45 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,474 I'M SORRY. I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T AFFORD IT. 46 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,276 YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT IT OUT OF YOUR MIND. 47 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,844 - I WANT TO GO TO MOROCCO. 48 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,545 - I'LL FIND A WAY. 49 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,484 - AHH. 50 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,822 - WHAT'S THAT? - A LETTER. 51 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,223 IT'S FROM JENNY DE CAMP. 52 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,224 SHE AND MITCH SAY NEW YORK 53 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,326 JUST ISN'T THE SAME SINCE WE LEFT. 54 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:18,863 - YEAH, OLD MITCH MUST BE LOST WITHOUT ME TO SELL INSURANCE TO. 55 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,565 - DICK, LET'S TAKE OUR VACATION IN NEW YORK AND SEE THEM. 56 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,269 - HONEY, WE'RE ON THAT WAITING LIST FOR THE CRUISE. 57 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,872 I MEAN, I NEED A REAL VACATION, NOT A BIGGER PIECE OF THE ROCK. 58 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,509 - WELL, I NEED TO SEE MY FRIENDS. 59 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,210 I DON'T HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS HERE, 60 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,813 PEOPLE I CAN SHARE MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH. 61 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,015 - WHAT ABOUT THELMA GREELY? 62 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,984 - SHE'S A FLAKE, DICK. 63 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,252 - HONEY, GIVE VERMONT A CHANCE. 64 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,889 THERE'S ALL KINDS OF LOCAL ORGANIZATIONS YOU COULD JOIN. 65 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:48,393 I MEAN, YOU USED TO MEET PEOPLE IN NEW YORK THAT WAY. 66 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:52,130 - FARM ASSOCIATION MEETING, LECTURE TOPIC: 67 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,999 "I AM BOSSY'S UDDER." 68 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,737 - WELL, SURE YOU WENT TO THE WORST ONE FIRST. 69 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,074 HERE, CHAMBER OF MUSIC CLUB, "MEETING CANCELLED 70 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:06,911 "DUE TO POPULARITY OF FARM ASSOCIATION LECTURE." 71 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,782 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE. 72 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,751 - "THE ELM STREET SOCIETY. 73 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,220 "AN ORGANIZATION FOR THE PRESERVATION AND STUDY 74 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:20,058 "OF OLD NEW ENGLAND CULTURE AND TRADITIONS." 75 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,193 YOU KNOW, THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. 76 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:25,863 ( music playing ) 77 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,736 - WHAT'S ALL THAT? 78 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,038 - JOANNA'S THINKING ABOUT JOINING A HISTORICAL GROUP. 79 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,674 SHE INVITED THEM TO MEET HERE. 80 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,710 I SEE YOU'RE READING MY BOOK. 81 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:43,380 ANY QUESTIONS OR COMPLIMENTS? 82 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:46,651 - YEAH, DO I HAVE TO USE THIS? 83 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,820 IT'S CONFUSING. 84 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:49,821 - CONFUSING? 85 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,556 - YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS DRAWING. 86 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:53,825 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 87 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,826 - JUST THE FINEST CUT-AWAY VIEW OF A BOOKCASE 88 00:04:55,861 --> 00:04:58,229 SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN. 89 00:04:58,264 --> 00:04:59,230 - REALLY? 90 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:03,300 I SEE A GUY SHAKING HANDS WITH A SQUID. 91 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,470 DICK, I'VE BEEN FIXING UP THIS INN ALL MY LIFE. 92 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:08,740 WHY CAN'T I BUILD THE BOOKCASE MY WAY? 93 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,341 - GEORGE, BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE FUNCTIONAL 94 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,811 WITHOUT VIOLATING THE SPATIAL AND ARCHITECTURAL INTEGRITY 95 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,146 OF THE ROOM. 96 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,814 - IN OTHER WORDS, YOU WANT SOMETHING 97 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,717 YAY HIGH AND YAY WIDE. 98 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,086 Dick: NO, GEORGE, NO YAYS. 99 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,387 THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE BOOK. 100 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,255 IT GIVES PRECISE DIMENSIONS. 101 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,224 - I MEANT EXACTLY YAY. 102 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,594 - GEORGE, USE THE BOOK. 103 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,095 - WHATEVER YOU SAY, DICK. 104 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:34,498 ONE GUY SHAKING HANDS WITH A SQUID COMING UP. 105 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,169 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 106 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,104 - NOTHING. IT'S JUST WHEN IT COMES TO NEW IDEAS, 107 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,373 HIS HEAD IS YAY THICK. 108 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,710 - HELLO? 109 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,311 - HELLO, EVERYONE. 110 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:51,015 I'M JOANNA LOUDON AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, DICK. 111 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,783 - I'M PROFESSOR EDWARD BELLOWS 112 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:56,687 AND THIS IS NANCY, AMY, REESE AND KENDRA. 113 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,155 - WELL, NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU. 114 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,291 PLEASE, EVERYONE, HELP YOURSELVES TO REFRESHMENTS. 115 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,725 - OH, THANK YOU. 116 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,332 - IT MAY JUST BE A HUNCH, 117 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:10,868 BUT I THINK BY THE END OF THE EVENING, YOU AND KENDRA... 118 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,508 - YOUR HUSBAND WON'T BE JOINING US? 119 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,377 - WELL, HE HAS FRIENDS. 120 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,412 I MEAN, 121 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,982 HE'S GOT WORK TO DO. 122 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,517 - WELL, SHALL WE GET STARTED? 123 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:31,489 AMY, WHY DON'T YOU BRING US UP TO DATE ON OUR LAST MEETING. 124 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,791 - THE MEETING CONVENED AT 8 P.M. 125 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,994 THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WAS TO CHOOSE A DATE 126 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:40,030 FOR OUR ANNUAL SOCIETY DANCE, NOVEMBER 3RD. 127 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,766 IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, JOANNA? 128 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:44,035 - FINE. 129 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,037 - AT 8:15, REESE READ THE TREASURER'S REPORT 130 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,540 BUT THEN HE THOUGHT HE HEARD HIS WIFE CALLING HIM 131 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,142 SO HE WENT INTO THE WOODS, 132 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,545 TURNED INTO A RAVEN AND FLEW HOME. 133 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:01,118 - YOU TURNED INTO A RAVEN? 134 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,221 - IT'S THE EASIEST ONE. 135 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,723 Edward: THANK YOU, AMY. 136 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,126 AND NOW I SUPPOSE THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS TODAY 137 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,394 SHOULD BE TO WELCOME JOANNA LOUDON. 138 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,196 ( applause ) 139 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:15,199 AND TO INITIATE HER INTO OUR LITTLE CIRCLE. 140 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,440 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 141 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,776 - IT'S JUST OUR INITIATION CEREMONY, JOANNA. 142 00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:27,044 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO BE A WITCH, 143 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,313 YOU HAVE TO MARRY THE DEVIL, RIGHT? 144 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:31,148 - WHAT? 145 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,950 AGH! 146 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,652 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU DON'T LIKE WEDDINGS? 147 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:35,853 - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? 148 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,222 - THE ELM STREET SOCIETY. 149 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,757 - I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU? 150 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,392 - OH, A SATANIC CULT. 151 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,227 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 152 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:45,730 - I DIDN'T. 153 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:46,998 - REALLY? 154 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:51,069 AMY, I TOLD YOU THAT NEWSPAPER AD WASN'T CLEAR. 155 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,236 - DON'T BLAME ME. 156 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:55,440 I LAID ALL THREE VERSIONS OF THAT AD ON A BED OF NIGHTSHADE 157 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,042 AND THE SACRED TOAD HOPPED RIGHT ONTO THAT ONE. 158 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:02,079 - OH, WELL, THEN, JOANNA MUST HAVE MISREAD IT. 159 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,982 ALL RIGHT, JOANNA, NOW YOU'LL RELAX 160 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,017 ONCE I ANOINT YOU WITH THESE BAT LIVERS. 161 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,185 - OH, DICK! 162 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,896 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 163 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,563 - THESE PEOPLE ARE WITCHES. 164 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,300 - GEE, JOANNA, YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A DIRTY WORD. 165 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,502 - OUT. EVERYBODY, OUT. 166 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:25,469 YOU TOO, OUT. 167 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:26,637 - JOANNA, GIVE US A CHANCE. 168 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,773 YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PEOPLE. 169 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:31,809 WE EVEN HAVE A CREDIT UNION. 170 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,877 - OUT! 171 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,013 ( door slamming ) 172 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:39,050 JOIN SOME ORGANIZATIONS, JOANNA. 173 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:42,887 YOU'LL MEET LOTS OF FRIENDS, JOANNA. 174 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,723 - YOU KNOW, I BET WE CAN CATCH THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF 175 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,558 "I AM BOSSY'S UDDER." 176 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:52,029 ( music playing ) 177 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,935 - I'M HOME, JOANNA. YOU CAN LOCK UP NOW. 178 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,038 - FINE. 179 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,641 - SO, HOW DID YOUR HISTORY GROUP THING GO? 180 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,343 - I DIDN'T EXACTLY FIT IN. 181 00:09:06,378 --> 00:09:08,146 THEY WERE A BUNCH OF WITCHES. 182 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,415 - EVERYBODY HAS BAD DAYS, JOANNA. 183 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,386 I MEAN, YOU GET PRETTY CRANKY YOURSELF SOMETIMES. 184 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,021 - I MEAN REAL WITCHES WITH SACRED TOADS 185 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,391 AND POTIONS AND BAT LIVERS. 186 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,361 - WELL, I'M ON VACATION, I'M NOT CLEANING UP AFTER THEM. 187 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,698 - AM I ASKING SO MUCH? 188 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,134 ALL I WANT IS A FRIEND, JUST ONE FRIEND 189 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,803 LIKE THE KIND I HAD IN NEW YORK. 190 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,137 IN THIS WHOLE STUPID TOWN, 191 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:36,140 WHY CAN'T I COME UP WITH ONE GOOD FRIEND? 192 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,211 - OKAY, I'LL DO IT. 193 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,016 - DO WHAT? 194 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,050 - BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 195 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,352 - STEPHANIE, THAT'S SWEET BUT-- 196 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,520 - OH, C'MON, JOANNA. 197 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:51,155 I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS 198 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,158 AND YOU CAN'T MAKE A FRIEND TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. 199 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:59,029 SO STARTING TOMORROW, YOU'VE GOT A BEST FRIEND. 200 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,435 - GREAT. 201 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,644 - STEPHANIE, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE. 202 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,781 Stephanie: BEST FRIENDS ARE NEVER IMPATIENT, JOANNA. 203 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,785 - I CAN SENSE THE CHEMISTRY. 204 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,655 - WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO SAY "NO" 205 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:28,225 SO I GUESS THE SMART THING TO DO IS JUST SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. 206 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,428 - WHAT WOULD THE STUPID THING BE? 207 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,800 - JOANNA, NOW THAT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, 208 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,601 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PRIVATE PHONE LINE 209 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:40,804 INSTALLED IN MY ROOM SO WE CAN TALK LATE AT NIGHT. 210 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,239 - STEPHANIE, IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME LATE AT NIGHT 211 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,175 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME DOWN THE HALL. 212 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,778 - BUT DON'T. 213 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:48,913 - HI, ALL. 214 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,748 WHAT'S NEW IN THE LAND OF RENTED ROOMS? 215 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,116 - MICHAEL. 216 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,785 JOANNA AND I HAVE FORMED A NEW FRIENDSHIP 217 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,452 AND SHE WAS JUST TESTING IT. 218 00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:57,755 Michael: OH. 219 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,525 WELL, GOOD FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT. 220 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,593 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WAVE ADIOS TO 221 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,563 AS YOU CLIMB ON THAT PLANE TO MOROCCO. 222 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,331 - MICHAEL! 223 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,266 HOW DID YOU GET THE TICKETS? 224 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,703 - STEPH, I FOUND A TRAVEL AGENT WHO ALL BUT GAVE THEM TO ME. 225 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,472 OH, DICK, BY THE BYE, HERE'S THE SHOWS WE'VE BOOKED 226 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,074 FOR AFTER THE VACATION. 227 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,178 - A TWO-PARTER WITH A TRAVEL AGENT? 228 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,813 - STEPH, SPANK ME IF I'M WRONG 229 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,850 BUT I'D SAY A CELEBRATORY LUNCH IS IN ORDER. 230 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,286 - I CAN'T, MICHAEL. 231 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,587 - WHY NOT? 232 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,961 ( whispering ) - IT'S POOR JOANNA, 233 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,596 DESPERATE AND LONELY. 234 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,131 - HOW PATHETIC. 235 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,269 - THE SMART THING TO DO IS JUST SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. 236 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,205 YOU READY TO GO, JOANNA? 237 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,639 - MORE THAN EVER. 238 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,977 - MICHAEL, ABOUT THIS TRAVEL AGENT? 239 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,011 - IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT, DICK. 240 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,980 I HAVE TO PICK HIS KID UP FROM SCHOOL. 241 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,186 ( sighing ) 242 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,490 - MORE PROBLEMS WITH THE BOOK, GEORGE? 243 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:10,928 - WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT THESE STUDS 244 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,931 AND REPLACE THEM WITH A HEADER ACROSS HERE. 245 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,701 - GEORGE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME, I WROTE THE BOOK. 246 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,969 - BUT THE HEADER YOU DESCRIBE ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH 247 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,971 AND I DON'T HAVE TO TELL THE MAN WHO WROTE THE BOOK 248 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,441 WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THAT HEADER SNAPS. 249 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,877 - GEORGE, I TALKED TO EXPERTS. THE HEADER IS NOT GONNA SNAP. 250 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,314 WHAT WILL HAPPEN? 251 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,951 - THE WALL WILL COLLAPSE AND THEN-- 252 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:37,088 WELL, WAIT, THAT COULD SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS. 253 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,021 - HOW'S THAT? 254 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,991 - ROOM 3 WOULD FALL INTO THE LOBBY 255 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,994 AND ROOM 3 ALREADY HAS A BOOKCASE. 256 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,099 - GEORGE, DO EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BOOK 257 00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:50,801 AND DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 258 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,203 - OKAY, DICK. 259 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,205 I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 260 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,513 Stephanie: HERE'S THE RESTAURANT. 261 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,081 JOANNA, THAT OUTFIT I FOUND FOR YOU 262 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,516 MAKES YOU LOOK YEARS YOUNGER. 263 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,483 Joanna: HOW ABOUT HERE? 264 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,518 Stephanie: OH, GOOD. 265 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,953 IT'S A PERFECT SPOT TO WATCH PEOPLE GO BY 266 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,521 AND MAKE FUN OF THEIR CLOTHES. 267 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,525 - STEPHANIE, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 268 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,460 OKAY. 269 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,628 - NOW, THERE'S SOMEONE 270 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,897 WHO JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE PAGES OF "VOGUE" 271 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,899 AND INTO A SPINNING PROPELLER. 272 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,538 - JOANNA, IS THERE A BUS LEAVING? 273 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,976 - I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE WAITER'S ATTENTION. 274 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,010 - ALLOW ME. 275 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,285 - YES? 276 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,756 - I'LL HAVE THE FRUIT PLATE. 277 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,226 - CHEF SALAD, DRESSING ON THE SIDE, PLEASE. 278 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:52,262 HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO COME OVER? 279 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,498 - MY VIBES. 280 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,902 I HAVE THESE SIGNALS I SEND OUT ON, LIKE, A GUY FREQUENCY. 281 00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:00,304 - REALLY? 282 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,706 I WONDER IF I COULD DO THAT. 283 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,074 - WELL, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 284 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,543 GO AHEAD AND TRY. 285 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,982 - MY GOD, IT'S WORKING. 286 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,018 STEPHANIE, HE'S COMING OVER HERE. 287 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,520 WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM? 288 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,857 - HI. - HELLO. 289 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,160 - YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. 290 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,661 - THANK YOU. 291 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,729 I REALLY SHOULD TELL YOU-- 292 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,366 - BUT YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SQUINT. 293 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,800 DROP BY MY OFFICE. 294 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,303 I'LL FIX YOU UP WITH SOME CONTACT LENSES. 295 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:37,842 - DON'T FEEL BAD, JOANNA, 296 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,944 I GOT SOME CARDS WHEN I FIRST STARTED TOO. 297 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,847 - FRUIT SALAD. 298 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,684 CHEF SALAD. 299 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,719 - THANK YOU. 300 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,954 OH, I ORDERED THIS WITH THE DRESSING ON THE SIDE. 301 00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:51,889 - THEN SEND IT BACK. 302 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:55,192 YOU'RE ENTITLED TO EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. 303 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,560 - OH, HE'S BUSY. 304 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,062 - HE'S A WAITER. 305 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,164 IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO CATER TO PEOPLE'S EVERY WHIM, 306 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,933 HE WOULD HAVE BECOME THE BOSS OF SOMETHING. 307 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,971 - UM, EXCUSE ME, SIR. 308 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,606 I ORDERED THE DRESSING ON THE SIDE. 309 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,240 WOULD YOU TAKE THIS BACK, PLEASE? 310 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,174 - OH, C'MON. 311 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,410 YOU WERE GONNA POUR IT ON ANYWAY. 312 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,214 - HEY! 313 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,818 YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. 314 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,586 YOU CAN EITHER TAKE THIS SALAD BACK TO THE KITCHEN 315 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:25,289 IN YOUR HANDS OR IN YOUR PANTS. 316 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,725 - HEY, LOOK AT HIM GO. 317 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,861 - IS THERE ANY REASON TO SEND YOUR FRUIT PLATE BACK? 318 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,329 - NO, BUT LET'S DO IT ANYWAY. 319 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,898 ( laughing ) 320 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:41,272 - HI, HONEY. HOW DID YOU SLEEP? 321 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,674 - FINE ONCE THE GIGGLE 'TIL DAWN PARTY 322 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,308 IN STEPHANIE'S ROOM ENDED. 323 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,345 - I'M SORRY BUT STEPHANIE WAS TELLING ME 324 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,481 ALL KINDS OF INTERESTING AND PERSONAL THINGS 325 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,750 ABOUT MICHAEL THAT I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. 326 00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:56,487 - AND YOU JUST LISTENED, RIGHT? 327 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,158 - RIGHT. 328 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,994 - HI, JOANNA. 329 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,630 HI, MR. TICKLISH YOU-KNOW-WHERE. 330 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,301 GUESS WHAT? 331 00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:13,137 MICHAEL AND I TALKED IT OVER 332 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,273 AND WE WANT THE TWO OF YOU TO COME WITH US TO MOROCCO. 333 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,908 WE'VE RESERVED TICKETS AND EVERYTHING. 334 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,176 - WHAT? 335 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,211 - I REALLY HAD TO LEAN ON THE TRAVEL AGENT THIS TIME, DICK. 336 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,480 - WHAT DID YOU DO? THREATEN HIM WITH A SUMMER HOME? 337 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,150 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, JO-JO? 338 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,384 - GEE. 339 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,686 DICK? 340 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:33,991 - WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY NICE BUT I HATED MOROCCO, JO-JO. 341 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,462 I HAD ONE MEAL THERE AND SPENT THE REST OF THE WEEK 342 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,998 DOING MY IMPRESSION OF OLD FAITHFUL. 343 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,835 - DICK, IT'S NOT FAIR TO CONDEMN AN ENTIRE COUNTRY 344 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,038 JUST BECAUSE OF ONE BAD MEAL. 345 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,209 - ACTUALLY, JOANNA, IT IS. 346 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,345 BUT IN THIS CASE, DICK IS JUST PLAIN WRONG. 347 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,014 MOROCCO IS WORLD FAMOUS FOR ITS CUISINE. 348 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,749 - WELL, THEN, DON'T MISS THIS RESTAURANT 349 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,350 BECAUSE THEY CAN TAKE AN ORDINARY PARASITE 350 00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:03,821 AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 351 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:09,092 - MAYBE DICK AND I SHOULD DISCUSS THIS PRIVATELY. 352 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,060 - C'MON, MICHAEL, 353 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,962 YOU CAN'T HEAR YELLING FROM THE KITCHEN. 354 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,967 - DICK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING. 355 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,902 - GOOD. THEN YOU WON'T PURSUE THIS ANY FURTHER. 356 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,871 - HONEY, MOROCCO'S NOT MY FIRST CHOICE 357 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,005 FOR A VACATION EITHER 358 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,308 BUT THIS IS WITH STEPHANIE AND MICHAEL. 359 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,910 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR ARGUMENT. 360 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,713 - I FELT THE SAME WAY WHEN STEPHANIE WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND 361 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:33,717 BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE'S REALLY FUN TO BE WITH. 362 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,786 CAN'T YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE? 363 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:40,123 - YOU'D PREFER THIS TO NEW YORK OR ANY PLACE ELSE IN THE WORLD? 364 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,693 - I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN FOR BOTH OF US. 365 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,693 - AND YOU WON'T TELL STEPHANIE 366 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:48,632 ABOUT ANY MORE OF MY TICKLE PLACES? 367 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,600 - I PROMISE. 368 00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:53,804 - GOOD. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED AND SICK. 369 00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:56,406 - THANK YOU. 370 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,177 STEPHANIE AND MICHAEL WILL BE SO EXCITED. 371 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,445 - MORE THAN THIS GUY. 372 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,987 OH, GEORGE, I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING 373 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,624 THE BOOKCASE IS FINISHED. 374 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,625 - YEAH. 375 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:22,299 - GEE, ROOM 3 SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN HERE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 376 00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:29,639 - I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 377 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,975 - SEEMS REAL SOLID, GEORGE. 378 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:41,785 OH, GEORGE, LOOK AT THE VIEW FROM UP HERE. 379 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,890 I THINK I CAN SEE NEW HAMPSHIRE. 380 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,526 - THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A SORE WINNER. 381 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,996 - SORRY, GEORGE, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, 382 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,266 YOU FOLLOWED THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS 383 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,268 AND IT TURNED OUT LIKE A CHARM. 384 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,211 - PROBLEM, DICK? 385 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,783 - ( muttering ) IT DOESN'T FIT. 386 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,885 - WHAT? - IT DOESN'T FIT. 387 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,955 - BUT HOW CAN THAT BE? I WENT BY YOUR BOOK. 388 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,525 HERE, LET'S TRY THIS ONE. 389 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,861 NOPE. 390 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,863 WHAT ABOUT UP HERE? 391 00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,898 NOPE, IT'S TOO SMALL. 392 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,701 DID YOU EVER THINK OF WRITING SHORTER BOOKS? 393 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,806 LET'S JUST SLING IT IN LIKE THAT 394 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,808 AND WE CAN READ IT SIDEWAYS. 395 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,810 LOOK, THERE'S NEW HAMPSHIRE. 396 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,316 ( music playing ) 397 00:19:51,656 --> 00:19:54,491 - HERE'S OUR SEATS. DIBS ON THE WINDOW. 398 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,594 - STEPHANIE, DICK REALLY LIKES TO SIT BY THE WINDOW. 399 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,364 - NO, HONEY, FAIR IS FAIR, SHE DID SAY, "DIBS." 400 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,966 DIBS ON THE WAY BACK. 401 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,768 - JOANNA, YOU HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO ME. 402 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,470 BEST FRIENDS ALWAYS SIT TOGETHER ON PLANES. 403 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,811 - SORRY, DICK. 404 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,483 WELL, MAYBE IF NOBODY TAKES THAT SEAT NEXT TO YOU, 405 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,052 WE CAN SPEND THE NEXT 11 HOURS GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 406 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,053 WITH A LITTLE LUCK, 407 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,754 WE MIGHT WIND UP GETTING AS TIGHT AS THESE TWO. 408 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,790 - UNLESS THERE'S A MOVIE. 409 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,026 I'M GONNA GET SOME MAGAZINES. 410 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,301 - PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, WE'RE PREPARING FOR DEPARTURE. 411 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,437 COULD YOU FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT, PLEASE? 412 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:42,973 - I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE. 413 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,140 - ME NEITHER. 414 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,944 I HEAR THERE ARE GREAT BUYS IN MOROCCO, SILKS, JEWELRY. 415 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,144 - OOH. 416 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,114 DO YOU THINK WE'LL SEE PRINCE RAINIER? 417 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,617 - WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT TO SEE HIM THERE? 418 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,652 - JOANNA, YOU SILLY. HE LIVES THERE. 419 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:56,620 - NO, HE DOESN'T. 420 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,723 HE LIVES IN MONACO, NEAR THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. 421 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,024 - RIGHT. 422 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:05,863 - WE'RE GOING TO MOROCCO, IN NORTH AFRICA. 423 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,500 - OH, THAT MOROCCO. 424 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:13,070 EW, YOU MEAN, LIKE, IN THE DESERT? 425 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,004 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 426 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,173 THE PERSON TO ASK ABOUT MOROCCO IS DICK. 427 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,208 - BUT IT MADE HIM SICK. 428 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,342 EW. 429 00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:20,611 MICHAEL, WE'RE GETTING OFF. 430 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,211 - WHAT? - UP, UP, UP. 431 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:24,547 - STEPHANIE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE. THE PLANE IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF. 432 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,049 - HOLD THAT DOOR. 433 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,784 - STEPHANIE! 434 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,586 - I'M SORRY, MISS, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SEAT. 435 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,754 WE'RE READY FOR TAKE-OFF. 436 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,123 - DO YOU REALIZE THIS PLANE IS GOING TO MOROCCO? 437 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,558 - OF COURSE. 438 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,625 - WELL, I'D HATE TO BE IN YOUR SHOES 439 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:38,028 WHEN THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE FIND THAT OUT. 440 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,765 - STEPHANIE, COME BACK HERE OR OUR FRIENDSHIP IS THROUGH. 441 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,868 Stephanie: BEST FRIENDS DON'T HOLD GRUDGES, JOANNA. 442 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,315 - WHERE ARE MICHAEL AND STEPHANIE? 443 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,250 - THEY GOT OFF THE PLANE. 444 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:06,023 - IF THEY'RE NOT GOING, THEN I DON'T HAVE TO GO. 445 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,392 - TAKE YOUR SEAT, PLEASE. WE'RE BEGINNING OUR TAXI. 446 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,295 - WE'VE CHANGED OUR MINDS. WE'RE GETTING OFF. 447 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,596 - WANNA BET? 448 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,564 - BUT-- 449 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,032 - I'M SORRY BUT WE'RE TAKING OFF. 450 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,601 PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 451 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,773 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER YOU'VE EATEN. 452 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:26,577 WE'RE HAVING AN AUTHENTIC MOROCCAN MEAL. 453 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,111 - MISS! 454 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:33,450 MISS, JUST TOSS MINE IN HERE AND ELIMINATE THE MIDDLEMAN, 455 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,485 ALL RIGHT? 456 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:46,063 - CHEER UP, HONEY. AT LEAST WE'RE ON VACATION. 457 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,265 Dick: BUT I HATE MOROCCO. 458 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:58,474 ( theme music playing ) 459 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:24,834 - MEOW! 33258

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