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WOW. SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'VE HAD SOME
INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCES
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WALKING FROM VERMONT
TO CALIFORNIA.
[CHUCKLES]
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HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU?
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A YEAR AND A HALF.
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I COULD'VE DONE IT
IN THREE MONTHS,
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BUT I LOST TIME
IN THE APPALACHIANS.
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DIFFICULT CLIMB?
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MM-MM. GOT MARRIED.
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WELL, WE'VE RAN OUT OF TIME.
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UH, THANK YOU,
MARV STRIBLING,
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NATURALIST,
CROSS-COUNTRY HIKER,
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NEWLYWED.
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JOIN US NEXT WEEK
FOR ANOTHER EDITION
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OF VERMONT TODAY.
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�� [THEME MUSIC]
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[MAN OVER SPEAKER DEVICE]AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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WOW. 3,000 MILES.
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YOU'RE A REAL INSPIRATION.
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[STRAINED]
THANK YOU.
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WELL, I THOUGHT
IT WENT PRETTY WELL.
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NOW, DICK, WHEN YOU BOOKED
THIS WALKER,
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I FIGURED IT WAS
GONNA BE SNORE CITY.
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BUT I FOUND MYSELF,
WELL, HALF LISTENING.
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MICHAEL, IT WAS AN INTELLIGENT,
INFORMATIVE SHOW.
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BUT, NEVERTHELESS,
INTERESTING.
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AND SPEAKING OF GOOD TV,
I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
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REGARDING THE VERMONT INDUSTRY
TELEVISION AWARDS.
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I'VE BEEN NOMINATED
FOR A VITA?
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NO.
OH.
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BUT YOU COULD BE.
THERE'S ONE MORE WEEK
TO QUALIFY.
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YOU DO A DYNAMIC,
EMOTION-GRABBING SHOW
NEXT SUNDAY,
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AND THAT BEST HOST NOMINATION
IS YOURS.
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I THOUGHT I WAS
A PRETTY GOOD HOST JUST NOW.
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HEY, I LOVED YOU.
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BUT THAT DARN
NOMINATING COMMITTEE
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SEEMS TO FEED
ON ENERGY AND CHARISMA.
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WELL, THEY'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO BASE THEIR DECISION
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ON THE WAY I AM.
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GOOD LUCK, DICK.
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YOU KNOW THE KIND OF PEOPLE
THIS AWARD GOES TO?
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WALT BLEDSOE
HAS WON THIS AWARD
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THREE TIMES
IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS.
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WALT BLEDSOE?
THAT JERK?
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HE YELLS AT HIS GUESTS
AND THROWS CHAIRS
INTO THE AUDIENCE.
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IT'S CALLED PERSONALITY,
DICK.
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LOOK, I'M NOT IN THIS
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FOR THE SHALLOW GRATIFICATION
OF AN AWARD.
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WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US
WHO ARE?
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DICK, ALL I'M ASKING
IS THAT YOU SHOW
A LITTLE SPARK.
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HOW CAN I GET BEST PRODUCER
IF I CAN'T RIDE
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ON THE COATTAILS
OF A BEST HOST?
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MICHAEL, I AM NOT
GONNA CHANGE THE SHOW.
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I THINK IT'S
PRETTY DARN INTERESTING
THE WAY IT IS.
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MAN, WAS THAT A GOOD SHOW.
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SEE, MICHAEL?
OUR DIRECTOR LIKED IT.
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OH. NOT YOUR SHOW.
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I CAUGHT THE LAST SIX MINUTES
OF WALT BLEDSOE.
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HE HELD THIS
COUNCILMAN'S HEAD UNDERWATER
TILL THE GUY AGREED WITH HIM.
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BOY, HE'S REALLY BUCKING
FOR THAT VITA.
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J.J., YOU'RE MY DIRECTOR.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING
THE SHOW YOU'RE DIRECTING?
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DICK, WITH YOUR SHOW,
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I CAN PRACTICALLY LOCK
THE CAMERA INTO PLACE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA MOVE
OR GESTURE OR ANYTHING.
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ANYWAY, WALT HELD
THIS GUY'S HEAD--
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LOOK, I DON'T WANNA HEAR
ANY MORE ABOUT WALT,
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AND I DON'T WANT YOU
WATCHING OTHER SHOWS
WHILE I'M ON THE AIR.
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ANYTHING YOU SAY... DICK!
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CAREFUL, DICK.
I KNOW IT'S HARD
FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND,
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BUT OTHER PEOPLE
DO HAVE FEELINGS.
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[SNEEZES]
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JOANNA, I HAVE A COLD.
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I'M GOING TO NEED
NINE DAYS OFF.
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NINE DAYS?
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FOUR DAYS FOR THE COLD
TO RUN ITS COURSE,
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AND THREE DAYS FOR MY NOSE
TO STOP LOOKING
LIKE A STRAWBERRY,
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AND TWO DAYS FOR BEING
A BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER.
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STEPHANIE, YOU JUST NEED ONE.
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WHY DON'T WE WAIT
FOR A FEW MORE SYMPTOMS
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BEFORE WE LOCK INTO
THIS NINE-DAY THING?
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OKAY, BUT I'D HATE
TO HAVE TO ADD EXTRA DAYS
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FOR NEEDLESS SUFFERING.
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AH, MORNING, HONEY.
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HONEY,
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DO YOU THINK I'M...
UNEMOTIONAL AND COLD?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU THINK I'M
WITHOUT EMOTION AND UN-WARM.
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DICK, I LOVE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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WHICH IS WHAT?
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WELL, YOU'RE...
A LITTLE RESERVED.
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AH. THAT'S ENGLISH
FOR "COLORLESS," RIGHT?
HONEY...
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IT'S NOT LIKE
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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I DO. THERE'S ALL--
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ALL KINDS OF STUFF
GOING ON IN HERE.
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MORNING, EVERYONE.
MORNING, GEORGE.
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GEORGE, DO YOU THINK
I'M UNEMOTIONAL AND COLD?
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YES, DICK.
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YOU DO?
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GEE, I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT
TO TELL YOU.
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I MEAN, YOU NEVER GET UPSET
ABOUT ANYTHING.
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YOU ARE UPSET, AREN'T YOU?
IT'S SO HARD TO TELL.
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DICK, WHAT'S THIS
ALL ABOUT?
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MICHAEL HAS THIS IDEA
I CAN GET A NOMINATION
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FOR THE VERMONT INDUSTRY
TV AWARDS
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IF I WERE MORE
DYNAMIC AND ELECTRIC
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ON-- ON NEXT WEEK'S SHOW.
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YOU MEAN LIKE WALT BLEDSOE?
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NO, NOT LIKE WALT BLEDSOE.
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GUY'S A JERK.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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DID YOU SEE THAT SHOW
WHERE HE HAD THIS QUAKER GUY
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IN A HALF NELSON?
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IT TOOK HIM FOREVER
TO PIN THE GUY.
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WHAT A JERK.
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WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU HAVE TO ACT
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TO GET A VITA AWARD,
THIS GUY DOESN'T WANT ONE.
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BUT, HONEY,
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.
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AND I'M SURE YOU COULD WIN ONE
WITHOUT ROUGHING UP A QUAKER.
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CAN'T A PERSON
JUST ENJOY THEIR WORK?
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LOOK AT GEORGE.
I MEAN, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO
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ENTER A HANDYMAN COMPETITION
TO BE FULFILLED.
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THERE'S A CONTEST
FOR BEST HANDYMAN?
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NO, GEORGE.
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DANG.
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DICK, WHY ARE YOU
SO SET AGAINST IT?
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HONEY,
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I-- I HATED THE WHOLE IDEA
OF COMPETITION
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EVER SINCE CAMP COWAPOKA.
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BUT MY FAVORITE SPORT
WAS-- WAS DIVING.
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I WAS LIKE A--
LIKE A KNIFE IN THE AIR.
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I WAS HAVING THE--
THE BEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE
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UN-UNTIL GOLDEN TOMAHAWK DAYS.
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THERE WERE EVENTS
IN ALL SPORTS.
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THE WINNERS GOT THIS--
THIS TOMAHAWK
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WITH A GLEAMING GOLD HANDLE
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AND A BEAUTIFUL RUBBER BLADE.
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I WANTED ONE LIKE I NEVER...
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WANTED ANY OTHER TOMAHAWK
IN-- IN MY LIFE.
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BUT I--
I WANTED IT TOO MUCH.
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BY THE DAY OF THE CONTEST,
I WAS--
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I WAS SO NERVOUS
I WAS NO LONGER A-- A KNIFE,
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I WAS MORE LIKE A... SPATULA.
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IN-- IN ONE DIVE,
I LOST THE--
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THE COMPETITION,
THE TOMAHAWK, AND--
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AND MY--
MY SWIMMING TRUNKS.
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WELL, THERE WAS ANOTHER SNEEZE
IN THE KITCHEN.
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IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU,
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OR DO YOU WANNA WAIT
FOR THE CORONER'S REPORT?
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HI, DICK.
WE WERE WONDERING
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IF YOU'D LIKE TO DISCUSS
THIS WEEK'S SHOW.
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"WE"?
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COME ON IN, GUYS.
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HAIL, HAIL,
THE GANG'S ALL HERE.
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WHY IS THE GANG
ALL HERE?
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WE WANNA DO SOME SPITBALLING
ABOUT THIS SUNDAY'S SHOW.
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I'VE COME UP WITH
SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR GUESTS.
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WE'VE ALREADY BOOKED
ELSA CARRUTHERS,
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THE LIBRARIAN
WHO FOUND THE ALTERNATIVE
TO THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM.
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OKAY. CAN I BE THE ONE
TO BLOW THE DUST OFF HER?
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DICK, WHAT WE NEED
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IS A GUEST WHO HAS
SOME OOMPH, SOME WATTAGE.
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SOMEBODY WITH A LITTLE
WACKEDA-WACKEDA,
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BINGADA-BONGADA BOOM!
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I FOUND A WOMAN
WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE
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SIX DIFFERENT
AND DISTINCT PERSONALITIES.
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I THINK SHE'S LEGIT, DICK.
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AND SHE'S WILLING
TO COME OUT IN A BIKINI.
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MICHAEL...
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THREE OF HER PERSONALITIES
THINK SCANTY CLOTHING IS SEXIST.
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THE OTHER THREE
SEEM TO GET OFF ON IT.
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I CAN SHOOT
THE BIJANGLES OUT OF IT.
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WE OPEN WITH THIS NUTCASE
ON A PSYCHIATRIST'S COUCH
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RISING OUT OF THE STAGE.
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I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
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SUPPOSE I BUILD
A PSYCHIATRIST'S COUCH
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AND HAVE IT RISE
OUT OF THE STAGE?
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SPEAKING OF ECHOES...
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I CAN CREATE SOME ATMOSPHERE
WITH ECHO EFFECT.
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UH, HOW ABOUT A FOG MACHINE?
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IT WOULD REPRESENT HER
CLOUDED PERCEPTION OF REALITY.
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THAT'S A HOT LOOK.
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NO FOG.
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UH, SORRY.
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DID YOU
CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING?
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YES. I CONTRIBUTED A "NO."
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FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY...
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DICK!
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LOOK, IT'S OBVIOUS
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
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YOU'RE ALL TRYING
TO USE SOMEBODY'S SHOW
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TO WIN YOURSELF A--
A VITA NOMINATION.
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WELL, FORGET IT.
WE'RE GONNA DO OUR REGULAR SHOW.
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OUR GUEST IS A LIBRARIAN
WITH ONE PERSONALITY.
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NO FOG, NO RISING FURNITURE,
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AND NO WACKEDA-WACKEDA,
BINGITY-BOMITY BOOM.
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END OF MEETING.
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I'LL GET BUSY
BUILDING THAT RISING COUCH.
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NO RISING COUCH!
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NOW HE GETS EMOTIONAL.
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YEAH. HE EVEN GESTURED.
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DICK, YOU DO REALIZE
YOU JUST TROD ON THE HOPES
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OF SOME PRETTY FAIR EXCUSES
FOR HUMAN BEINGS.
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I DON'T WANNA COMPETE
FOR SOME STUPID AWARD.
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DON'T WANT TO, OR...
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[CLUCKING]
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I'M NOT CHICKEN.
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WHOA. BETTER PUT A BAND-AID
ON THE EXPOSED NERVE.
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THERE ARE NO EXPOSED NERVES
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OR CHICKENS IN THIS OFFICE,
ALL RIGHT?
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DICK, IF YOU SAY SO,
THE SUBJECT'S CLOSED.
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[CLUCKING]
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HI, HONEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M JUST,
UH, BRUSHING UP
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ON THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
FOR MY SHOW THIS AFTERNOON.
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OH.
HOW'S STEPHANIE FEELING?
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WELL, SHE'S RIGHT
ON SCHEDULE.
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SHE'S ON THE LAST DAY
OF STRAWBERRY NOSE.
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HI, ALL.
HI, MICHAEL.
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I'M HERE REGARDING
THAT LITTLE BEAUTY
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ANY SANE MAN
WOULD WANT TO POSSESS.
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STEPHANIE'S UPSTAIRS.
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NOT THAT LITTLE BEAUTY,
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THIS ONE.
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THE VITA,
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THE VERMONT TELEVISION
INDUSTRY'S SYMBOL
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OF EXCELLENCE.
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MICHAEL,
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
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OUR STATION MANAGER
LENT ME HERS
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WHEN SHE WASN'T LOOKING.
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
ISN'T IT, DICK?
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00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,861
IT'S, UH--
IT'S OKAY.
231
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COULD BE BIGGER.
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,166
I GUESS THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN US, DICK.
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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,967
YOU LOOK AT THIS
AND SEE FLAWS.
234
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,136
I SEE SOMETHING
I'D GIVE A LIMB FOR,
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00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,773
AND I'M NOT...
[CLUCKING]
TO ADMIT IT.
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00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:20,078
MICHAEL, WOULD YOU AND...
THIS LEAVE TOGETHER?
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00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,479
DICK, I CAN'T LEAVE
WITHOUT VISITING
MY UNDER-THE-WEATHER BLONDE.
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STEPH?
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[STEPHANIE]
HI, MICHAEL!
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GET WELL, CUPCAKE.
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THANK YOU!
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00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,725
THAT'S IT?
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OF COURSE.
STEPHANIE AND I MADE A PACT
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NEVER TO SEE EACH OTHER
IN TIMES OF ILLNESS,
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DOLDRUMS,
OR SKIN ERUPTIONS.
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WELL, GOTTA SCOOT.
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UH, MICHAEL, YOU--
YOU FORGOT THE VITA.
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SEE YOU AT THE STUDIO.
249
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,844
GEE, DICK, THAT'S NICE.
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IS THAT THE AWARD YOU COULD WIN
IF YOU SHOWED MORE PERSONALITY?
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YEAH.
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YOU LOOK GOOD
HOLDING THAT, HONEY.
253
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,652
LOOK,
I DON'T WANT THIS AWARD.
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00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,320
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN IT.
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I-I COULDN'T CARE LESS
ABOUT IT.
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OKAY.
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I'M GONNA MAKE
SOME SOUP FOR STEPHANIE.
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YOU WANT SOME, GEORGE?
SURE.
259
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,696
HOW ABOUT YOU, DICK?
IT'S CHICKEN.
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I AM NOT.
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HI.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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I'M LARRY.
THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL,
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00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,478
AND THIS IS
MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL.
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I KNOW.
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WE HEARD MISS STEPHANIE'S
WHITE CORPUSCLES
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WERE BATTLING
FOR THE SUPREMACY
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00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,319
OF HER LOVELY INNARDS.
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00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,389
THAT--
THAT'S THE SCUTTLEBUTT.
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00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,624
SO WE'RE HERE
TO CHEER HER UP.
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HEY, AIN'T THAT
ONE OF THOSE VITA AWARDS?
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YES. YES, IT IS.
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YOU DIDN'T GET THAT
FOR YOUR SHOW?
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NO.
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[SIGHS]
WOW.
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WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE.
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00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,728
LET ME, UH--
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LET ME PINCH MYSELF
FOR A MOMENT.
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A LITTLE, UH...
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A LITTLE PIECE OF THIS
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BELONGS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,944
I'D LIKE TO THANK
MY VERMONT TODAY CREW,
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00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,981
THOSE WACKEDY-WACKEDY GUYS.
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I'D LIKE TO THANK
MY WIFE, JOANNA,
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00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,519
WITHOUT WHOM I'D ONLY BE
A TALENTED... BACHELOR.
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00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,621
[LAUGHING]
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AND TO THE OTHER NOMINEES,
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY...
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00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,465
YOU'RE ALL WINNERS.
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00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,633
EXCEPT YOU, WALT BLEDSOE.
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00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,836
YOU'RE A JERK!
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00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,820
WOW.
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00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,724
HANDYMAN OF THE YEAR.
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00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,429
UH, I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK...
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[SNEEZES]
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BLESS YOU,
MISS STEPHANIE.
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DARRYL, A LADY
JUST SNEEZED.
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00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,872
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,442
MISS STEPHANIE,
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WE'D RATHER SLOW DANCE
WITH A CRANKY GRIZZLY
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00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,914
THAN SEE YOU
LAID UP LIKE THIS.
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00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,916
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
GONNA DO FOR YOU
302
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,718
WHAT OUR DADDY DONE FOR US
WHEN WE WAS FEELING POORLY.
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[GASPS]
A PUPPET SHOW!
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IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY
TO CHEER UP A SICK ROOM?
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00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,303
HI.
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00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,406
I THOUGHT, UH,
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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,176
I'D STOP IN TO SEE
IF YOU NEEDED ANYTHING...
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00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,812
BROUGHT TO YOU OR...
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00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,513
TAKEN AWAY.
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NOT NOW, DICK.
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THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO
A PUPPET SHOW.
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AH.
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ONCE UPON A TIME
IN THE KINGDOM OF ANTS,
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THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS
WHO HAD A COLD.
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00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,560
A-ACHOO!
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00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,132
NEARBY LIVED
A FINE YOUNG ANT...
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00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,070
WHO LOVED THE PRINCESS.
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00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,307
AND THE PRINCESS,
IF TRUTH BE TOLD,
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00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,542
HAD EYES FOR HIM.
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ABOUT 12 OF THEM.
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00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,781
BUT HER FATHER,
THE KING, SAID,
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00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,250
"HOLD ON. YOU CAN'T
MARRY MY DAUGHTER
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00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,752
"UNTIL YOU RID THE KINGDOM
OF THIS BIG EYESORE
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00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,621
OF A RUBBER TREE."
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00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,192
OHH.
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00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,995
AT FIRST,
THE ANT WAS AFRAID
TO EVEN TRY.
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00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,629
FOR HE KNEW
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00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,099
HE DID NOT HAVE A SPINE
LIKE THE HIGHER VERTEBRATES.
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00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,203
BUT THE PRINCESS
WAS SUCH A LOOKER
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00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,039
THAT HE DECIDED TO GIVE IT
A SHAKE ANYWAY.
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00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,976
HIT IT, DARRYL.
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00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,446
[MAN]� JUST WHAT MAKESTHAT LITTLE OLE ANT �
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00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:26,150
� THINK HE'LL MOVETHAT RUBBER TREE PLANT �
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00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,820
� ANYONE KNOWS AN ANT CAN'T �
335
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,755
� MOVE A RUBBER TREE PLANT �
336
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:35,626
[MAN, CHILDREN]� BUT HE'S GOT HIGH HOPES �
337
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,496
� HE'S GOT HIGH HOPES �
338
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,400
� HE'S GOT HIGH APPLE PIE �
339
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,269
� IN THE SKY HOPES �
340
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,339
[MAN]� SO ANY TIMEYOU'RE GETTIN' LOW �
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00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,274
� 'STEAD OF LETTIN' GO �
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00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,210
� JUST REMEMBER THAT ANT �
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00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:57,081
� OOPS, THERE GOESANOTHER RUBBER TREE �
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00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,384
[CHILDREN]� OOPS, THERE GOESANOTHER RUBBER TREE �
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00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:04,621
[MAN, CHILDREN]� OOPS, THERE GOESANOTHER RUBBER TREE PLANT �
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00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,092
�� [MUSIC ENDS]
347
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,626
[CHUCKLES]
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00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,662
I WANT IT.
349
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,631
WHAT?
350
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,567
I WANT THAT VITA.
351
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,040
W-WHERE DID DICK GO?
352
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,975
THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.
353
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,977
[MAN OVER SPEAKER DEVICE]AND NOW, VERMONT TODAY,
354
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,414
STARRING DICK LOUDON,WITH TODAY'S GUEST,
355
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,950
LIBRARIAN ELSA CARRUTHERS.
356
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,960
BOY, HAVE WE GOT
A SHOW FOR YOU TODAY.
357
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,362
WELL, LET'S--
LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO IT.
358
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,865
TELL US, ELSA,
WHEN DID YOU FIRST DISCOVER
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00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,034
THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
SUCKS WHEN?
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00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,576
I WAS FILING A BOOK
ON OPHTHALMOLOGY
361
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,578
INTO THE 600 SECTION,
362
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,347
WHEN SUDDENLY IT HIT ME:
363
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,683
THERE HAS GOT TO BE
A BETTER WAY.
364
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:10,654
AND THAT'S WHEN I DEVELOPED
MY CATALOGING SYSTEM.
365
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,524
SO FAR, THOUGH,
I'VE MET WITH NOTHING
BUT RESISTANCE.
366
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,259
DAMN IT!
367
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,130
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT
ALWAYS THE WAY?
368
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,632
WHY DO ALL
OUR TRUE PIONEERS
369
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,501
GET THE SHAFT?
370
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,703
ACTUALLY, ALL I'VE GOTTEN
371
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,006
ARE A FEW POLITE REJECTIONS.
372
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,941
WELL, I DON'T CARE.
THAT KIND OF THING
373
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,743
BURNS MY TAIL.
374
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,078
WHAT'S WITH DICK?
375
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,913
EITHER A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE,
376
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,415
OR HE'S GOING
FOR THAT NOMINATION.
377
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,418
EITHER WAY,
IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.
378
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,720
IT'S IRONIC THAT LIBRARIANS,
379
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:47,358
OF ALL PEOPLE, CAN'T SEE
THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL.
380
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,126
[LAUGHING HILARIOUSLY]
381
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,028
[STOMPING FEET]
382
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,963
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
383
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,738
AND THEY SAY LIBRARIANS
ARE PRIM AND STODGY.
384
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,740
LET ME TELL YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
385
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,109
THIS IS A FUNNY LADY.
386
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,416
WOW. AND THE NOMINEES ARE...
387
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,952
OKAY, IF HE'S GOING
FOR A NOMINATION,
388
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,921
I'M GOING
FOR A NOMINATION.
389
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,057
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
390
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,760
LOOKS LIKE WHAT DICK'S
GOING FOR HERE IS A NOMINATION.
391
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,063
I MAY BE ALONE IN THIS,
392
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,131
BUT I'M GOING
FOR ONE TOO.
393
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,535
[ELSA]AND THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
394
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,837
IS ESPECIALLY DIFFICULTFOR CHILDREN.
395
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,707
I CAN'T TELL YOUHOW MANY TIMES
396
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,043
CHILDREN HAVECOME UP TO ME CONFUSED,
397
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,978
NEEDING ASSISTANCE.
398
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,015
I'M, UH...
399
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,651
I'M SORRY. UH...
400
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,754
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S--
401
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:55,158
IT'S ONE THING FOR--FOR US ADULTS, BUT...
402
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,094
[SIGHS]I MEAN, WHEN KI--
403
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,496
[VOICE BREAKING UP]WHEN KIDS HAVE TO SUFFER...
404
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,934
I DON'T KNOW.I DON'T KNOW.
405
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,036
I DON'T KNOW.
406
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,307
I'VE NEVER SEEN DICK
ACTING SO--
407
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,109
WEIRD.
YEAH.
408
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,347
[DICK CRYING]
409
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,349
I WISH LARRY,
DARRYL AND DARRYL
410
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,618
WOULD COME BACK
WITH THEIR PUPPETS.
411
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:25,422
YOU KNOW,
OUR DISCUSSION TODAY
RELATES TO...
412
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,792
SOME PRETTY HEAVY ISSUES
IN-- IN MY OWN LIFE.
413
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,862
BOOKS HAVE ALWAYS HAD
414
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,864
A SPECIAL MEANING TO ME.
415
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,533
[CLACKING]
416
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,770
I REMEMBER GO--
417
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,705
GOING TO THE LIBRARY...
418
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,075
WHEN-- WHEN I WAS A KID.
419
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,344
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
420
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,212
I'M NOT SURE.
421
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,482
[PHONE RINGING]
422
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,388
AW, COME ON.
423
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,323
[RINGING CONTINUES]
424
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,703
SOMETHING WEIRD
IS GOING ON.
425
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,673
I'M-- I'M-- I'M SURE--
426
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,542
I'M SURE
IT WILL STOP IMMEDIATELY!
[ECHOING]
427
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,381
A-- ALL RIGHT. CUT--
428
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:27,884
CUT IT OUT!
[ECHOING]
429
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:30,688
I MEAN IT![ECHOING]
430
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:35,859
BOY, THIS IS BAD,
BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD.
431
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,163
[RINGING CONTINUES]
I WANT EVERYTHING
432
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,299
BACK TO NORMAL.
[ECHOING]
433
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,769
NOW!
[RINGING STOPS]
434
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:49,573
[J.J. OVER SPEAKER DEVICE]ANYTHING YOU SAY... DICK!
435
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,408
[COUGHING]
436
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,345
ARE-- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
MRS. CARRUTHERS?
437
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,847
I THINK SO.
[COUGHING]
438
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,684
I THINK I--
I THINK I SEE THAT OUR--
439
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,820
THAT OUR TIME IS UP.
440
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,055
UH, BEFORE WE GO,
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
441
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,157
TO-- TO MY GUEST, UH--
442
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,993
MRS. CARRUTHERS,
I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TALK MORE--
443
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,495
WHO CARES?
444
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,130
JUST PLEASE LET THIS END.
445
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:17,067
RIGHT. UH...
446
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,970
I'D LIKE-- I'D LIKE
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU
447
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,173
FOR WHAT YOU'VE--
YOU'VE JUST SEEN HERE.
448
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,644
A LOT OF PEOPLE GOT
CARRIED AWAY HERE TODAY.
449
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,881
I'M, UH,
ESPECIALLY EMBARRASSED...
450
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,917
FOR-- FOR MY PERFORMANCE,
451
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,219
WHICH CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED
452
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:39,823
AS BOZO THE HOST.
453
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,825
I-- I CAN ASSURE YOU THIS--
454
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,761
THIS WILL--
WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
455
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,096
[LOUD CRACKLE]
456
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,574
[MAN'S VOICE]MEOW.
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