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YOU'RE DEAD! 2 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:24,549 DICK, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE. 3 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,952 GEORGE, I'M NOT PLAYING THAT STUPID GAME. 4 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,488 OH, COME ON, DICK. 5 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,223 ALL THE BEAVERS ARE PLAYING. 6 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,391 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU WON'T. 7 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,160 ALL THE BEAVERS ARE PLAYING. 8 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,462 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 9 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,132 IT'S BEAVER HUNT WEEK, JOANNA. 10 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,500 YOU SURPRISE A FELLOW BEAVER 11 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,934 AND SAY, "BANG, BANG, YOU'RE DEAD," 12 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,302 AND WHATEVER HE'S DOING, 13 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,505 HE'S GOT TO SCREAM, CLUTCH HIS CHEST, 14 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,072 FALL DOWN, AND PRETEND TO DIE. 15 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:52,844 AND, DICK, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING? 16 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,213 I GUESS I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 17 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,215 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 18 00:01:57,217 --> 00:02:01,186 I KNEW THAT WHEN YOU DROPPED OUT OF THE SPIT-FOR-DISTANCE CONTEST. 19 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,191 HI, HARLEY. 20 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,859 HEY, JOANNA. 21 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,927 HI, BEAVER BROTHER. 22 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,596 HARLEY, IF YOU'VE COME OVER HERE TO SHOOT ME, FORGET IT. 23 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,897 I'M NOT PLAYING. 24 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,466 HAVE NO FEAR. 25 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,701 I WOULDN'T SHOOT SOMEBODY I'M ABOUT TO HIT UP FOR A JOB. 26 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,703 OH, HARLEY, YOU LOST ANOTHER ONE? 27 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,373 YEAH, I WAS WORKING AT THE CARWASH, 28 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:25,009 AND MANAGER'S WIFE WAS INSPECTING THE PLACE, 29 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,445 AND I ACCIDENTALLY HOT WAXED HER. 30 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:32,984 I TRIED TO WASH IT OFF, BUT IT KEPT BEADING UP. 31 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,288 HARLEY, I'M AFRAID WE DON'T HAVE ANY JOBS RIGHT NOW. 32 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:39,090 OH. WELL, I'LL JUST KEEP COMING BY EVERY DAY 33 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,692 TO SEE IF AN OPENING HAS INDEED OCCURRED. 34 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,895 BEFORE YOU TIE YOURSELF TO THAT ROUTINE, 35 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,599 WHY DON'T WE CHECK TODAY'S CLASSIFIEDS. 36 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,601 OH, HERE'S A NEW LISTING. 37 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,003 "WANTED: HOT WAX OPERATOR." 38 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,240 SORRY, HARLEY. 39 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,609 OH, HERE'S A NEW ONE. 40 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:01,179 "GO GETTER WANTED FOR HIGH-PAYING SALES POSITION." 41 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,081 THERE'S A PHONE NUMBER. WHY DON'T YOU CALL? 42 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,049 I'M NOT TOO GOOD ON THE PHONE. 43 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,785 I'M MUCH BETTER UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. 44 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,588 NO, I'LL JUST KEEP COMING BY HERE EVERY DAY. 45 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,289 WHY DON'T-- 46 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:12,557 WHY DON'T I MAKE THE CALL FOR YOU? 47 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,426 OH, GEE, THANKS, DICK. 48 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,361 AND TELL THEM I'M REAL GOOD AT SALES, 49 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,030 UNLESS OF COURSE IT'S TELEPHONE SALES. 50 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,934 UH, HELLO, WHO AM I SPEAKING TO? 51 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,369 UH, MR. DEVORE. 52 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,538 YES, I'M CALLING FOR A FRIEND ABOUT YOUR AD. 53 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:30,342 GO GETTER, YOU BET. 54 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:33,278 WHY AM I CALLING FOR HIM? 55 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,414 UH, HE'S GONE TO GET SOMETHING. 56 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,285 OKAY, I WILL. 57 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,887 YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW MORNING AT 9:00. 58 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,589 - I DO? - OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 59 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,626 BOY, MY IS CHANGING FROM THIS MOMENT ON. 60 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:50,428 THANKS TO YOU, DICK, I'M GOING TO START A WHOLE NEW LIFE. 61 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,030 BANG BANG, YOU'RE DEAD. 62 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:55,300 [GROANS] 63 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,369 [GASPING] 64 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,312 DICK, SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAS COME UP, 65 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,781 AND MICHAEL HAS TO TAKE ME TO BOSTON THIS FRIDAY. 66 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:10,782 OH, THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS. 67 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,049 OH, IT IS. 68 00:04:12,051 --> 00:04:13,518 THE NEW SPRING FASHIONS ARE OUT. 69 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:16,521 WAIT A MINUTE. 70 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:17,756 YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A DAY OFF 71 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,491 SO YOU CAN GO AND BUY SOME CLOTHES? 72 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,826 DON'T BE A SILLY. 73 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,161 I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING 74 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,397 ON WHAT YOU PAY ME, 75 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,031 BUT THEY CAN'T STOP ME FROM TRYING ON 76 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,668 EVERY SIZE THREE IN THE STORE. 77 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,370 WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S COMPLETELY FRIVOLOUS. 78 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,939 GOOD, I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 79 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,508 DICK, GUESS WHAT. 80 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,344 HARLEY GOT THAT JOB YOU SENT HIM OFF TO INTERVIEW FOR. 81 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,979 YEAH, SAY HELLO TO THE NEW REGIONAL SALESMAN 82 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,348 FOR ETERNITY LIMITED. 83 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,252 WHAT ARE YOU SELLING? 84 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,589 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT PROVOCATIVE QUESTION. 85 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,091 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT DEATH. 86 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:55,327 OH, YUCK, I'M OUT OF HERE. 87 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,698 HARLEY, YOU'RE NOT SELLING LIFE INSURANCE. 88 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,766 OH, NO, NO, NO, I'D ONLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT 89 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,968 AS A LAST RESORT. 90 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,605 I'M SELLING BURIAL PLOTS. 91 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,942 ACTUALLY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL THEM FINAL COMFORT ZONES. 92 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,713 SO HOW MANY SHOULD I PUT YOU DOWN FOR? 93 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:19,484 HOW MUCH ARE THESE... COMFORT ZONES? 94 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,354 $350, AND IT'S A REAL EASY PAYMENT PLAN. 95 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:26,224 YOU JUST PLUNK DOWN THE WHOLE WAD UP FRONT. 96 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:30,695 WELL, HARLEY, I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING DICK AND I SHOULD DISCUSS FIRST. 97 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,498 YEAH, MEANWHILE WHY DON'T YOU GO SELL TO SOMEONE ELSE. 98 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,801 ACTUALLY I WAS TOLD TO MAKE MY FIRST SALE TO TASTE MAKERS, 99 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:39,571 PEOPLE WHO SET THE TREND FOR THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY. 100 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,939 I HARLEY THINK THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS GOING TO-- 101 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,475 BUT THE TILDENS WERE IN EUROPE, 102 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,009 SO I THOUGHT I'D TRY YOU. 103 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,848 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 104 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,384 HONEY, I KNOW WE'VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS, 105 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,086 BUT MY PARENTS ARE SORT OF SAVING A PLACE 106 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,521 FOR ME IN THE FAMILY PLOT. 107 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,323 OH, GREAT. 108 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,959 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HAVE GEORGE PLANT ME IN THE GARDEN? 109 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:07,499 OH, WHAT THE HECK, HONEY. LET'S GET PLANTED TOGETHER. 110 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,067 OH, BOY. ENJOY YOUR PURCHASE. 111 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,370 AND MAY YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT IN YOUR LIFETIME. 112 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,312 MAY I HELP YOU? 113 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,515 KYLE NORDOFF, MRS. LOUDON. 114 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,082 FROM THE RECYCLING CENTER. 115 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,951 WE MET AT THE BEAVER PICNIC. 116 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,386 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 117 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,022 YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WENT AROUND COLLECTING THE... 118 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,356 ALUMINUM CANS. 119 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:33,991 YEAH, YEAH. 120 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,227 THANKS TO THE BEAVER BELCHING CONTEST 121 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,197 THAT PICNIC IS ONE OF MY TOP GROSSING DAYS. 122 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,967 GEORGE PUT A BUNCH OF CANS IN THE BASEMENT FOR YOU. 123 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,302 OH, IS HE AROUND? 124 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,670 THOUGHT HE MIGHT GIVE ME A HAND. 125 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:48,105 OH, SURE. GEORGE? 126 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,341 - YES, JOANNE. - BANG! BANG! YOU'RE DEAD. 127 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,710 NO! 128 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,613 IT'S A SET UP. OH... 129 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,348 JOANNA, HOW COULD YOU? 130 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,250 - OH. - [GROANS] 131 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,453 GEORGE, I'M SORRY. 132 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,823 I-- I FORGIVE YOU. 133 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:11,028 YOU USED ME. 134 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:14,666 IS YOUR HUSBAND... AROUND? 135 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:17,502 FORGET IT. DICK'S NOT PLAYING. 136 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,203 HE THINKS IT'S SILLY. 137 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,573 HE USED THAT WORD, "SILLY"? 138 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,609 OH, HI, KYLE. 139 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:28,513 DICK, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU NOT PLAYING BEAVER HUNT. 140 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,649 WELL, I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD LIVE TO WRITE ABOUT IT. 141 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,187 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU JOINED THE BEAVERS 142 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,156 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO BEAVER STUFF. 143 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:40,792 WHAT DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO DO, 144 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,727 COMPARE FABRIC SOFTENERS? 145 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,162 COME ON, KYLE, LET'S GO GET THOSE CANS. 146 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:48,766 OH, BOY. I CAN'T BELIEVE I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE GRAVE SITS 147 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,168 - BECAUSE I HEARD YOU DID. - YOU DID? 148 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:54,338 YEAH, AND I WISH I HAD WAITED TILL THE TILDENS CAME BACK FROM EUROPE. 149 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,210 SOMEBODY ACTUALLY BOUGHT A GRAVE SITE BECAUSE OF ME? 150 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,277 I KNOW I DID. 151 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,516 HI, ALL. 152 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,250 TURBO-SINE SERVICE FOR BOSTON 153 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,753 NOW DEPARTING ON TRACK ONE. 154 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,088 MICHAEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 155 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,490 YOU'RE 20 MINUTES LATE. 156 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,358 NOT MY FAULT, DIVINE MISS S. 157 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,227 HAL WAS LATE GETTING BACK FROM THE STATION. 158 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,529 HE WAS OFF BUYING BURIAL PLOTS 159 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,497 BECAUSE HE HEARD DICK DID. 160 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,066 OH, SO IT'S YOUR FAULT. 161 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,202 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THIS FACE WAS PERFECT 20 MINUTES AGO. 162 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:28,506 NOW I HAVE TO GO FILL IN POUT LINES. 163 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,677 I'LL BE USING THE BRUSHER IF YOU WANT TO WASH. 164 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,745 YOU HAVE TO ASK? 165 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,816 WELL, THANKS FOR THE CANS. 166 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,818 JUST LOAD ME UP. I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE. 167 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,286 - YOU SURE? - NO PROBLEM. 168 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,221 GOOD-BYE, MRS. LOUDON. 169 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:47,659 GOOD-BYE, GUN-CONTROL PARTY POOPER TOO GOOD TO BE A BEAVER. 170 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,228 IT'S ALL A MATTER OF BALANCE. 171 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,797 LISTEN, I CAN GIVE YOU A HAND. 172 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:56,768 HEY, I'M A PROFESSIONAL. JUST THROW IT OVER MY SHOULDER. 173 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,604 WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER, 174 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:03,007 MR. BUTTERWORTH, HOLIER THAN THOU, 175 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,476 IPSY PIPSY. 176 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,116 BANG! BANG! YOU'RE DEAD! 177 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:15,086 - [KYLE SCREAMS] - [CANS CRASH] 178 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:24,696 I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, LOUDON! 179 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,631 YOU MEAN YOU ARE PLAYING? 180 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:27,832 BANG BANG, YOU'RE DEAD. 181 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:31,368 [GROANING] 182 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,577 HI, I'M LARRY. 183 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,878 THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL, 184 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,181 AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL. 185 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:48,452 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ANOTHER FELLOW OUTSIDE DOING THE SAME THING. 186 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,689 - YEAH. - WE WAS HAVING A SIMILAR PROBLEM OVER TO THE CAFE 187 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:55,259 TILL DARRYL HERE STARTED CHECKING THEM LITTLE DATES ON THE MILK. 188 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:02,066 WE UNDERSTAND YOU BOUGHT YOURSELVES SOME FINAL COMFORT ZONES 189 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,336 FOR WHEN YOU AND THE LOVELY MISS JOANNA CROAK. 190 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,305 YEAH? 191 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:12,610 WELL, WHEN WE HEARD THAT, WE BOUGHT US SOME RIGHT SPOTS. 192 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,779 WE JUST GOT BACK FROM GIVING THEM A LOOK-SEE. 193 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,350 WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO, TRY THEM ON? 194 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,487 NO, WE JUST STOOD ON THEM AND SANK IN. 195 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,625 THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED IN A SWAMP. 196 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,826 A SWAMP? 197 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,228 YEAH, WE WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, TOO. 198 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,333 OH, GREAT, I GOT HARLEY A JOB SELLING GRAVES IN A SWAMP. 199 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,802 I BETTER CALL HIM. 200 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,037 TELL HIM THANKS FOR US. 201 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,208 HELLO, MRS. ESTIN. 202 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,242 YEAH, THIS IS DICK LOUDON. 203 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,178 IS HARLEY THERE? 204 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:51,115 OH, UH, DO YOU KNOW SOME PLACE WHERE HE CAN BE REACHED? 205 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,154 DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW THE PHONE NUMBER AT THE JAIL? 206 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,292 - ESTIN, HARLEY E. - YO. 207 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:07,065 YOUR BAIL'S BEEN POSTED BY MR. LOUDON HERE. 208 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,333 OH, THANKS. 209 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,805 BOY, SURE IS GOOD TO BE FREE AGAIN. 210 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,174 DID MY WIFE WAIT FOR ME? 211 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,845 HARLEY, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE AN HOUR. 212 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,048 YOU LOSE ALL TRACK OF TIME IN THERE. 213 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,018 HARLEY, I'M SORRY I ASKED YOU TO ANSWER THAT AD. 214 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,187 I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ALL MY RESPONSIBILITY. 215 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,855 OH, DON'T WORRY, DICK. 216 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,824 FOR A JOB THAT GOOD, THERE'S BOUND TO BE A DOWNSIDE. 217 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,660 HI, HARLEY. DICK. 218 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,963 MICHAEL, I THOUGHT YOU AND STEPHANIE WERE GOING TO BOSTON. 219 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,231 WE ARE DID, BUT AS WE WERE DRIVING, 220 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,398 IT SUDDENLY HIT ME. 221 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,837 HARLEY, JAIL, CHANNEL 8 NEWS EXCLUSIVE. 222 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,539 OFFICER, WHY ISN'T HE STILL BEHIND BARS? 223 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,741 I'VE GOT A CAMERA CREW COMING. 224 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,176 SORRY. HE'S FREE TO GO. 225 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:55,346 GO? SO SOON? 226 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,116 SURELY WE CAN LOSE THIS MAN IN THE SYSTEM FOR EIGHT OR TEN MINUTES. 227 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,886 LISTEN, HARLEY. DON'T LEAVE TOWN. 228 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,420 THEY'LL BE HANDING DOWN YOUR INDICTMENT ANY DAY NOW. 229 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,256 YOU CAN'T INDICT HARLEY. 230 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,658 YOU SHOULD ARREST THE GUY WHO HIRED HIM, DEVORE. 231 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,228 IT'S HARD TO ARREST SOMEBODY YOU CAN'T PROVE EXISTS. 232 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,295 BUT THAT'S CRAZY. 233 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,696 I TALKED TO HIM MYSELF. 234 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,866 HIS PHONE NUMBER WAS IN THE PAPER. 235 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,835 - PAY PHONE. - HARLEY, YOU MET HIM. 236 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,070 WHERE WAS HIS OFFICE? 237 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,437 IT WAS RIGHT ON MAIN STREET. 238 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,907 AHA, WHAT WAS THE ADDRESS? 239 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,442 NO, IT WAS RIGHT ON MAIN STREET. 240 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,012 WE'D MEET IN FRONT OF THE YUMMY FREEZE 241 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,446 AND KIND OF KEEP WALKING. 242 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,117 OKAY, SO THE GUY IS CLEVER, 243 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,652 BUT FOLLOW THE MONEY. 244 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,487 THAT'LL LEAD YOU TO THE GUILT PARTY. 245 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:40,357 ALL THE CHECKS WERE MADE OUT TO, ENDORSED BY, AND CASHED BY HARLEY ESTIN. 246 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,160 BUT HE DIDN'T KEEP IT. 247 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:45,263 HARLEY, TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID WITH THE MONEY. 248 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,631 I GAVE IT TO THAT GUY WE CAN'T PROVE EXISTS. 249 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,536 BUT-BUT HE'S INNOCENT. 250 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,805 SHOW ME SOME PROOF. 251 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,409 LOOK AT HIM. 252 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,015 I'D BUY IT, BUT I THINK THE COURTS HAVE STRUCK DOWN 253 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,749 THE LOOK-AT-HIM DEFENSE. 254 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:09,320 LOOK, THERE MUST BE SOME WAY WE CAN GET HARLEY OFF. 255 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,555 PROVE THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW THIS OPERATION WAS A FRAUD, 256 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,589 AND HE CAN BE OUT CELEBRATING 257 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,258 WITH THREE FAT LADIES AND A SIX PACK. 258 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,165 WHOA, BRAINSTORM. 259 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,034 MICHAEL, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT. 260 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,902 ABSCAM, STARING DICK LOUDON. 261 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,204 STOP RIGHT THERE. 262 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,439 HERE'S THE SCENARIO. 263 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,274 WE HIDE A MIC AND CAMERA AT THE INN. 264 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,676 HARLEY, YOU LURE DEVORE TO THE INN. 265 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,646 DEVORE SELLS YOU SOME PLOT, AND WE GET THE WHOLE THING ON VIDEOTAPE, 266 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:40,084 AND BINGO, OUR RATINGS SHOOT UP RIGHT BELOW THIRD. 267 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,820 MICHAEL, THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I EVER HEARD. 268 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,355 - COULD WORK. - LET'S DO IT. 269 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,195 WHAT YOU NEED IS ANYTHING THAT SHOWS HARLEY 270 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,563 IS AN UNWITTING DUPE. 271 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,832 WHAT'S THE BEST EVIDENCE WE CAN GET? 272 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,834 ANYTHING THAT SHOWS DEVORE CALLING THE SHOTS. 273 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,271 HE MAKES THE SALES PITCH OR TAKES THE MONEY, THAT'S GOOD. 274 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,640 IF HE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE, "NOBODY MOVE OR THE BROAD GETS IT," THAT'S BAD. 275 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,444 THIS ISN'T DANGEROUS, IS IT? 276 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,280 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 277 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,116 ANYTHING HAPPENS, I'LL BE IN THE NEXT ROOM READY TO POUNCE. 278 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,351 GOT ANY BREWSKIES? 279 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,288 NO. 280 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,194 OH, WE'RE ALL SET. 281 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,265 NOW, MAKE SURE DEVORE SITS HERE 282 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,102 BECAUSE A CAMERA IS IN THIS BOX. 283 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,407 - GEORGE? - YEAH. 284 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,376 READY TO DO A LEVEL CHECK ON THE MICROPHONE? 285 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,377 RIGHT. 286 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,947 [CLEARS THROAT] 287 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,249 TESTING. TESTING. 288 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,719 [GEORGE SCREAMS] 289 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,888 FINE. 290 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,090 THAT SHOULD PICK UP ANYTHING IN THE ROOM. 291 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,660 DEVORE'S ON HIS WAY. 292 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,862 I HAD HIM PAGED AT THE YUMMY FREEZE. 293 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,966 HE SAID HE WAS LEAVING TOWN ON VACATION, 294 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,835 SO QUICK THINKING ON MY PART SAVED THE DAY. 295 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,836 WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 296 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,972 WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO, 297 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,574 THAT YOU WERE A LARGE FAMILY THAT WANTED TO PAY CASH. 298 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,610 I SAID I'D SET THE HOOK BUT I COULDN'T REEL YOU IN. 299 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:14,946 I GOT YOU TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC 300 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,414 BUT COULDN'T MAKE YOU DANCE. 301 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,284 - I-- - OKAY, OKAY. 302 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,987 AND THEN HE CUT ME OFF AND SAID HE'D BE RIGHT OVER. 303 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,255 I'LL KEEP A LOOKOUT. 304 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,159 NICK, HAVRE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? 305 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,560 HE'S BUSY. 306 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:34,531 HE AND GEORGE ARE MONITORING THE ABSCAM THING. 307 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,666 MICHAEL, GET OUT HERE! 308 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,368 [MICHAEL SCREAMS] 309 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,538 GEORGE, CAN YOU GET UP? 310 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,140 THAT A BOY. WALK IT OFF. 311 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,410 YOU-YOU CALLED, CUPCAKE? 312 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:50,647 MICHAEL, IT'S BAD ENOUGH I CAN'T AFFORD THE FASHION. 313 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,648 IF YOU KEEP STALLING, 314 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:55,586 I WON'T EVEN GET TO TRY THEM ON. 315 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,122 STEPH, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SUFFERING HERE. 316 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,824 I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE YOU IN THOSE OUTFITS. 317 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,526 YOU WOULD? 318 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,962 THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BRING THEM HERE. 319 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,263 THEY LET YOU DO THAT? 320 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,466 THEY DO IF YOU BUY THEM. 321 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,633 CREDIT CARD? 322 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:18,442 SHE CAN BE PRETTY DAMN UNDERSTANDING SOMETIMES. 323 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,177 THEY'RE HARD TO FIND. 324 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,246 IT'S HIM. HE'S HERE. 325 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,881 ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYBODY. 326 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,983 NOW, REMEMBER. WE'VE GOT TO GET DEVORE TO TAKE THE MONEY. 327 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,784 IF WE DON'T DO THIS RIGHT, DEVORE GOES SCOT-FREE, 328 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,720 AND HARLEY COULD GET 10 YEARS IN PRISON. 329 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,022 OKAY, LET'S HAVE FUN WITH IT. 330 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,228 - OH, HI, MR. DEVORE. - HI, HARLEY. 331 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,330 I SEE YOU CAME RIGHT FROM THE OFFICE. 332 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,232 YOU MUST BE THE LOUDONS. 333 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,934 I'M EMMETT DEVORE. NICE TO MEET YOU. 334 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,503 I'M SORRY IF I'M A LITTLE STICKY. 335 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,972 HEY, THIS IS MAPLE SYRUP COUNTRY. WE'RE USED TO IT. 336 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,974 HARLEY TELLS ME YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE 337 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,510 MAKING UP YOUR MINDS. 338 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,280 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHY HE WANTED US TO TALK TO HIS BOSS. 339 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,482 BOSS? OH, NO, NO. 340 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,017 FRIEND. 341 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,587 BOY, THIS IS A BIG PLACE, 342 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,590 BUT I GUESS YOU NEED THE SPACE WITH THOSE 16 KIDS. 343 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,659 HOW MANY? 344 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,961 HARLEY TOLD ME YOU HAD 16 KIDS. 345 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:15,999 RIGHT, WE TEND TO THINK OF THE TWINS AS ONE. 346 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,738 I THINK IT IS JUST GREAT 347 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,674 THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP THE FAMILY TOGETHER 348 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,276 EVEN IN THE HEREAFTER. 349 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,679 WELL, INSEPARABLE IN LIFE, INSEPARABLE IN DEATH. 350 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,813 WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 351 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,015 THEY'RE NOT HERE. 352 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,851 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THE GRAVEYARD. 353 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,853 UH, CERTAINLY. 354 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,156 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 355 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,391 WHOA. 356 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,998 TAKE IT FROM ME, AFTER THIS GRAVEYARD, 357 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,135 HEAVEN MAY BE A DISAPPOINTMENT. 358 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,137 IT'S GOT A BEAUTIFUL VIEW OF THE RIVER, 359 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,072 AND THE PRICE IS CRIMINAL. 360 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,075 YOU'RE REALLY QUITE THE SALESMAN. AREN'T YOU, MR. DEVORE? 361 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,943 NO, NOT REALLY. 362 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,013 I JUST GO BY WHAT MY FRIEND HARLEY HERE TELLS ME. 363 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,116 OH. 364 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:09,553 AND YOU KNOW THAT HARLEY IS NOT GOING TO STEER YOU INTO A BAD DEAL. 365 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,521 I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. 366 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,129 OH, WHO'S THIS? 367 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,396 HI, MOM. HI, POP. 368 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,169 HE MUST BE ONE OF OUR KIDS. 369 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,275 WHY, MIKEY, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE HOME, DEAR. 370 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,344 LISTEN, I WAS TRYING TO WATCH TV, 371 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,313 AND SOMETHING WAS INTERFERING WITH THE PICTURE. 372 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,715 OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 373 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,718 IF YOU COULD JUST MOVE UP A LITTLE THERE-- 374 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,087 UHF. 375 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,723 IF YOU COULD JUST SLIDE DOWN. 376 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:51,295 THAT-- THERE, NOW I'M SURE MY RECEPTION WILL BE A LOT BETTER. 377 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,364 JUST GO ON WITH YOUR CONVERSATION 378 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,798 AS IF I'D NEVER BEEN HERE. 379 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,668 IN FACT, YOU MAY WANT TO BACK UP A FEW SENTENCES. 380 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,040 CUTE KID. 381 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,877 AND THAT'S WHY WE DON'T WANT TO BURY HIM JUST ANYWHERE. 382 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:15,252 WELL, LET'S SEE. 16 KIDS. 383 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,989 WE'LL COUNT THE QUINTS AS FIVE THIS TIME. 384 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,957 THAT'S 18 PLOTS. 385 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,527 WHAT-- WHAT WOULD THE-- WHAT WOULD THE DAMAGE BE? 386 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,628 HARLEY. 387 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,130 OH, LET'S SEE. 388 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:31,068 UH, 350 PER LOVED ONE... 389 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,271 WHOOPS, I JUST TOOK THE SQUARE ROOT OF IT. 390 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,407 $6300, HARLEY. 391 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,976 WELL, WHY DON'T I-- 392 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:43,681 WHY DON'T I JUST-- JUST GIVE YOU 393 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,850 3,000 AS A DOWN PAYMENT IN CASH. 394 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:51,154 THAT'S NICE, BUT THE BUCKS STOP THERE. 395 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,257 THEY DON'T HAVE TO. 396 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,058 TAKE THE MONEY, HARLEY. 397 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,300 HEY, THIS HAS BEEN FUN. 398 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,668 BUT I'VE JUST GOT A PLANE TO CATCH. 399 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,069 PLEASE, DON'T GET UP. 400 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,105 I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN MIKEY'S TV RECEPTION. 401 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,608 HARLEY, WALK ME TO MY CAR. 402 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,676 WELL, OKAY. 403 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:16,680 HARLEY, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 404 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:20,050 YEAH. WHAT? 405 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,619 YOU CAN'T GO NOW. 406 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,086 I GAVE YOU MY MONEY. 407 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,656 NOW I WANT MY PAPERWORK. 408 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,024 RIGHT, RIGHT, I CAN'T GO NOW. 409 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,193 I'VE GOT RECEIPTS TO SIGN 410 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,395 AND DEEDS TO WRITE, 411 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,163 AND, UH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET 412 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,798 THOSE "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU OWN A GRAVE" CARDS 413 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,099 TO FILL OUT. 414 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,268 RIGHT. 415 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,336 - HARLEY. - LOOK, MR. DEVORE. 416 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,938 YOU'RE IN A HURRY. I'M BUSY. 417 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,808 YOU ALWAYS END UP WITH THE MONEY ANYWAY, 418 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:50,046 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT AND HAVE A WONDERFUL VACATION. 419 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,852 BANG! BANG! YOU'RE DEAD! 420 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,321 [SCREAMS] 421 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,329 WHAT'S WITH HIM? 422 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,097 NOTHING. IT'S JUST A GAME. 423 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,198 BANG! BANG! YOU'RE DEAD. 424 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,500 KYLE, GO RECYCLE SOMETHING. 425 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,603 UH, THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 426 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,070 I'M GOING. 427 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,473 HERE, HERE, TAKE-- TAKE SOME CASH WITH YOU. 428 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,208 HERE'S A FIFTY. 429 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,877 HERE'S A TWO. THEY'RE LUCKY! 430 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,413 NOW YOU'RE NOT PLAYING. 431 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,847 LISTEN, I'M GOING TO BRING YOU UP 432 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,016 BEFORE THE BEAVER DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE, MISTER. 433 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,219 YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET AWAY WITH PEANUT BUTTER DOWN YOUR PANTS. 434 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,323 DISASTERVILLE, DICK. 435 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,392 AND YOU REALLY LOOKED PATHETIC THERE AT THE END. 436 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,494 BUT STOP HIM. HE'S GETTING AWAY. 437 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,230 AND DO WHAT? BOOK HIM FOR MAKING YOU ALL LOOK LIKE CHUMPS? 438 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:43,834 OH, HARLEY, WE'RE SORRY. WE WERE TRYING TO HELP. 439 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,669 I'M SORRY, TOO, 440 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,538 ESPECIALLY FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO LOST MONEY 441 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,806 BUYING PLOTS FROM ME. 442 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,542 WELL, ME INCLUDED. 443 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,844 WAIT A MINUTE. 444 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,312 YOU BOUGHT A PLOT? 445 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,315 TWO. ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR THE MISSUS. 446 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:03,620 IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY. 447 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,456 HARLEY, IF YOU BOUGHT SWAMPLAND, TOO, 448 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,324 THEN YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DUPE. 449 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,826 NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE. 450 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,428 HARLEY, HE'S SAYING YOU'RE INNOCENT. 451 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:16,867 OH, OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 452 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:17,901 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE PHONE? 453 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,035 I'M GOING TO PUT OUT AND APB. 454 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:22,138 WHOA, AN APB. 455 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,907 I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE. 456 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,979 LOUDON, I'VE GOT JUST TWO WORDS FOR YOU. 457 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,947 PEANUT BUTTER. 458 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,118 - WHAT? - WE DIED FOR YOU, DICK. 459 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,588 NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 460 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,456 [TOGETHER] BANG! BANG! YOU'RE DEAD. 461 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,866 I-- I ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 462 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:33,644 MEOW. 33255

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