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HI.
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I'D LIKE A ROOM THAT'S
PAINTED A DARK COLOR,
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DOESN'T GET
A LOT OF SUN,
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HAS NO TREES RUSTLING
OUTSIDE THE WINDOW,
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AND NO DRAFTS.
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WELL, I'M AFRAID WE ONLY
HAVE ONE ROOM LEFT.
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OKAY, I'LL TAKE IT.
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OKAY. HERE YOU GO.
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I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND PICKY
BUT, I'VE GOT INSOMNIA.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE IF I WENT
SOMEPLACE QUIET AND RESTFUL.
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THAT'S THE STAFFORD.
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HOW'D YOU HEAR ABOUT IT?
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WORD OF MOUTH.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT'D THEY SAY?
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MY FRIEND SAID,
"GO TO VERMONT.
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STAY ANYPLACE."
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YEAH, WELL,
TH-THAT'S OUR MOTTO.
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"TH-THE STAFFORD INN...
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"ONE OF...
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ONE OF MANY
IN THE AREA."
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ENJOY YOUR STAY,
MR. THURMAN.
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YOU KNOW, THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO
TO GET TO SLEEP.
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EH, BELIEVE ME,
I'VE TRIED EVERY CURE,
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EVERY DOCTOR,
EVERY SUGGESTION.
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NOTHING WORKS.
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HAVE YOU EVER
TRIED WARM MILK?
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YEAH, I TRIED IT.
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WHAT ABOUT
A NICE, HOT BATH?
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TRIED IT.
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PHIL DONAHUE
SHOWED A MACHINE--
TRIED IT.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
WHILE YOU'RE HERE,
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I'M GOING TO SEE
WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT
YOUR INSOMNIA.
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AND IN THE MEANTIME,
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DON'T LOSE ANY SLEEP
OVER IT.
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THAT JOKE?
YEAH?
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HEARD IT.
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HEY.
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I'M LARRY.
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THIS IS
MY BROTHER DARRYL.
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THIS IS MY OTHER
BROTHER DARRYL.
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H-HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS?
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WE AIN'T EXACTLY
SORE FROM GRINNIN'.
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IT'S BECOME
APPARENT THAT...
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OUR CAFE'S NOT THE HOTBED
OF ACTIVITY WE EXPECTED.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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SO FAR...
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WE'VE NEVER BEEN
OUTNUMBERED BY
OUR CUSTOMERS.
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DARRYL...
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DON'T BE DOIN' THAT
"I TOLD YOU SO" ATTITUDE.
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FROM THE BEGINNING,
HE THOUGHT WE SHOULD
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FORGET THIS
RESTAURANT BUSINESS
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AND HIT THE PRO
BOWLIN' CIRCUIT.
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HE'S BEEN RUBBI''
OUR NOSES IN IT,
EVER SINCE.
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UH, LARRY, WH-WHY ARE YOU
SHARING THIS WITH US?
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WELL, WE CAN'T
HELP NOTICIN'
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THAT WHILE OUR CAFE'S
BITIN' THE BIG ONE,
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YOUR INN SEEMS
TO BE FLOURISHIN'.
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GO FIGURE.
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WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
TAKE A LOOK AT OUR OPERATION
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AND TELL US WHY
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WE'RE SKIDDIN' OFF
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS.
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WELL SURE, LARRY,
WE'D BE HAPPY--
UH, L-LARRY...
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WE'RE-- WE'RE INNKEEPERS,
NOT RESTAURATEURS,
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YOU KNOW, THAT'D BE LIKE
COMPARING APPLES...
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WITH SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY.
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LARRY, WE'D BE GLAD
TO TAKE A LOOK
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AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
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MUCH OBLIGED.
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[WHISPERS]
SEE? TOLD YOU
SHE WAS THE NICE ONE.
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WHY DID YOU RESIST
HELPING THEM?
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IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WANT
THEIR RESTAURANT TO FAIL.
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I DON'T WANT THEM
TO FAIL.
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I ALSO DON'T WANT TO SEE
A CHAIN OF THOSE THINGS.
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HONEY, I-I KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BE HONEST WITH THEM.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE POLITE,
AND-- AND THEY'LL START
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TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
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JUST LIKE THE TIME WITH THAT
LONELY OLD MRS. LOWENSTEIN--
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DICK.
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SHE ASKED FOR
A SIMPLE RECIPE
FOR PEACH PIE.
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THEN BEFORE
YOU KNEW IT
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SHE WAS OVER
AT OUR HOUSE
ALL THE TIME.
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THEN YOU GAVE HER
HER OWN KEY--
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DON'T--
AND SHE ROBBED US.
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WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN THIS TIME.
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I'M JUST GONNA
TELL THEM HONESTLY
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WHAT I THINK IS WRONG
WITH THEIR CAFE.
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END OF INVOLVEMENT.
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WELL, I'LL BELIEVE THAT
WHEN YOU STOP GOING
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TO MS. LOWENSTEIN'S
PAROLE HEARING.
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AS YOU CAN SEE,
IT'S JUST AS WE DEPICTED.
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RELATIVELY LIFELESS.
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WELL,
YOU KNOW, GUYS,
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT
THE PLACE
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TO BE CROWDED
ALL THE TIME.
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ESPECIALLY AT,
UH...
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LUNCH HOUR.
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A CUSTOMER.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU BRUNG
LADY LUCK WITH YOU.
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HI.
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UM...
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SHOULD I, UH...
SEAT MYSELF?
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PARK IT
WHERE YOU PLEASE.
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WATCH CLOSELY.
IT'S SOMEWHERE
AFTER THIS POINT
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THAT WE GENERALLY
LOSE 'EM.
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UH...CAN I SEE
A MENU, PLEASE?
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NO NEED FOR THAT.
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YOU NAME IT,
IT'S AS GOOD AS
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HALFWAY DOWN
YOUR THROAT.
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UH...PANCAKES AND COFFEE
WOULD BE NICE.
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STACK AND A JOE.
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I'M SORRY. THIS IS
A NO-SMOKING SECTION.
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I CAN MOVE YOU,
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BUT YOU'D HAVE
TO REORDER.
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NAW, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I QUIT.
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GOT ANY SUGAR?
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SAY WHEN.
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WHEN!
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[BELL RINGS]
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SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR STACK'S UP.
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MM-MMM.
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DO YOU WANT
SOME SYRUP?
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DARRYL?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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LOOK, I JUST REMEMBERED
I HAVE TO BE, UM...
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SOMEWHERE,
AND, UH...
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OH! I'M LATE NOW TOO.
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WHY DON'T I JUST,
UH, LEAVE THIS HERE,
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AND I'LL, UH, JUST
GO OUT THERE, YEAH?
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SO, SPOT ANY FLAWS?
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WELL, LARRY...
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IT'S VERY EASY
TO STAND
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ON THE SIDELINES
AND CRITICIZE.
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LARRY, IT WAS REVOLTING.
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JOANNA!
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THROWING FOOD
IS REVOLTING.
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CARRYING SUGAR
IN YOUR HAND
IS REVOLTING.
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AND CARRYING DISHES
INSIDE YOUR CLOTHING
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IS JUST NAUSEATING.
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WELL, WE ALWAYS FIGURED
A LITTLE FINE-TUNIN'
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WAS IN ORDER.
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LARRY, MAY I BE FRANK?
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UNLESS YOU DO
SOMETHING DRASTIC,
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IT'S HOPELESS.
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I REALLY SHOULD
GO NOW.
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HOPELESS?
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[SIGHS]
WELL, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME
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I LET HER HAVE
18 CUPS OF COFFEE.
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OH, GEORGE?
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ARE THERE ANY PENCILS
AROUND HERE?
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I WANT TO EDIT.
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YEAH, HERE.
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[WHISPERS]
COULD YOU KEEP
YOUR VOICE DOWN?
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WHY?
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WELL, LAST NIGHT
I GAVE MR. THURMAN
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A SPECIAL TEA
TO HELP HIM SLEEP.
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AND HE DIDN'T COME DOWN
TO BREAKFAST, SO...
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I DON'T WANT
TO WAKE HIM UP, OKAY?
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[WHISPERS]
OKAY.
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OKAY, EVERYBODY,
FEET OFF THE FLOOR!
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I DON'T WANT THIS
TO TAKE ANY LONGER
THAN IT HAS TO.
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[WHISPERS]
STEPH-STEPHANIE!
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STEPHANIE!
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COULD-- COULD YOU PLEASE
NOT TALK SO LOUD?
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AND I THINK YOU'D
BETTER NOT VACUUM NOW.
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[WHISPERS]
OKAY.
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UH, STEPHANIE?
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AREN'T YOU GOING
TO ASK WHY?
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NO.
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OH, MORNING, EVERYBODY!
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MR. THURMAN,
YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP.
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NAW, ACTUALLY
THAT SLEEPING POTION OF YOURS
GAVE ME QUITE A LITTLE BUZZ.
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DARN. WELL,
WE WON'T GIVE UP.
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WE'LL TRY EVERYTHING
SHORT OF HITTING YOU
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OVER THE HEAD
WITH A MALLET.
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TRIED IT.
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DICK?
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ARE YOU SURE
I WASN'T TOO HARD
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ON LARRY AND HIS BROTHERS
YESTERDAY?
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HONEY, YOU WERE FINE.
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THEY'RE JUST NOT CUT OUT
FOR THAT LINE OF WORK.
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I HAVE TO GO ALONG
WITH DARRYL.
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HI.
I'M LARRY--
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WE-- WE KNOW.
WE KNOW, LARRY.
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MISS JOANNA,
WE JUST WANT TO THANK YOU
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FOR BEING SO SAVAGELY HONEST
IN YOUR REVIEW OF OUR CAFE.
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REALLY?
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YES, MA'AM.
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NOW THAT WE KNOW
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
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WE CAN SPRING
INTO ACTION.
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OH, THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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YUP!
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WE QUIT.
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OH, NO!
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OH, DON'T FRET ABOUT IT.
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WE'LL JUST GO BACK
TO OUR CABIN
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AND LIVE OUT
THE REST OF OUR DAYS
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IN ABJECT SHAME.
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OH, BUT LARRY--
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OH, NO.
WE THANK YOU
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FOR KICKING US
IN OUR COLLECTIVE GUT.
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WELL, REMEMBER US FONDLY.
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I WAS LARRY, THIS WAS
MY BROTHER DARRYL,
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THIS WAS MY OTHER
BROTHER DARRYL.
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WAIT!
WHAT?
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UH, NOTH-NOTHING.
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I'LL HELP YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IN OUR VIEW,
THE DREAM IS CROAKED.
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JUST GIVE ME A WEEK.
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ONE LITTLE WEEK
TO TURN THE PLACE AROUND.
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THEN WE'LL HAVE
A GRAND REOPENING.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I'M FOR IT.
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DARRYL?
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DARRYL?
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TWO TO ONE.
WE'LL DO IT.
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GREAT!
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OH, BOY.
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NOW, FIRST IMPRESSIONS
ARE IMPORTANT.
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SO, WHEN A CUSTOMER ENTERS,
WE DON'T SAY,
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"PARK IT."
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WE SAY...
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"MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?"
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MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
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WELL, OKAY, BUT WE MAY
BE IN DANGER OF LOOKI''
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A LITTLE FEIGNED.
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ANOTHER THING.
SERVING THE FOOD.
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AS A GENERAL RULE,
MOST CUSTOMERS
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DON'T LIKE TO SEE
THEIR FOOD AIRBORNE.
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THAT'S THE FUN PART.
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FUN OR NOT,
THE PROPER WAY
IS TO USE THIS.
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FLY SWATTER?
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LET ME MAKE A NOTE.
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TOMORROW WE'LL SPEND
THE ENTIRE DAY
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TALKING ABOUT GERMS.
238
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,202
ALL RIGHT!
239
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,841
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT
WE'VE LEARNED SO FAR.
240
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,243
UH-OH.
POP QUIZ.
241
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:22,714
OKAY. I'M A CUSTOMER
AND I WANT TO HAVE LUNCH.
242
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,915
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
243
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,350
PARK IT ANYWHERE.
244
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,453
OH, YOU HAD SOMETHING
FOR THIS.
245
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,521
HOW'S THAT GO AGAIN?
246
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:39,831
MAY I OFFER YOU
SOME WATER?
247
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,168
FINE.
248
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:56,814
DARRYL.
249
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,222
UM...
250
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,256
LARRY, THERE'S--
251
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,291
THERE'S A HAIR
IN MY GLASS.
252
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,226
OH, DEAR.
253
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,099
THERE YOU GO.
HAIR-FREE.
254
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,739
REVOLTIN' AGAIN?
255
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,241
YES, LARRY.
256
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,743
ONCE A HAIR
OR ANY OTHER
FOREIGN SUBSTANCE
257
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,911
HAS GOTTEN
INTO THE FOOD,
258
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,079
IT SHOULD NOT
BE SERVED.
259
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,493
[GROANS]
260
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,230
COME ON, GUYS!
261
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,699
WE'RE OPENING TOMORROW.
262
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,467
NOW, LET'S TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP
263
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,003
AND DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN.
264
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,172
WITHOUT FOOD.
265
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,639
FINE.
266
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,841
LARRY?
267
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,779
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
268
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,982
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PLUCK IT DOWN,
OVER HERE?
269
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,818
DANG!
270
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,364
OKAY, GUYS.
271
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,266
LET'S TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP.
272
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,435
A CUSTOMER JUST
WALKED IN.
273
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,338
WE'RE CLOSED.
274
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,840
LARRY.
275
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,946
GOOD EVENING.
276
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,315
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR PARKING SPOT?
277
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,284
DOGGONE IT!
278
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,986
THIS IS HOPELESS.
279
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,989
OKAY. LET'S JUST
GET SOME SLEEP.
280
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,325
WE'VE GOT TO BE RESTED
FOR THE BIG...
281
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,460
DISASTER.
282
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,028
WE'RE SORRY,
MISS JOANNA.
283
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,696
I JUST CAN'T
SEEM TO REMEMBER,
284
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,665
"MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?"
285
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,471
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
286
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,875
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
287
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,476
AGAIN.
288
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,213
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
289
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,749
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
290
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,485
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
[LAUGHS]
291
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,654
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
OH, LARRY!
292
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,597
JOANNA?
293
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,766
SHE'S NOT HERE, DICK.
294
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,768
SHE JUST LEFT
FOR THE OPENING.
295
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,869
OH...
296
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,104
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW WHERE
297
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,839
MY GREEN TIE IS,
WOULD YOU?
298
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,876
YOU DON'T HAVE IT ON,
DO YOU?
299
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,711
THANKS, GEORGE.
300
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,716
OH, MR. THURMAN.
301
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,985
I'VE THOUGHT OF A COUPLE
MORE THINGS YOU COULD TRY.
302
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,787
THANKS, GEORGE,
BUT NO THANKS.
303
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,023
I GOT A LONG NIGHT
AHEAD OF ME.
304
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,424
THINK I'M GONNA
JUST CURL UP WITH
305
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,458
A GOOD BOOK,
306
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,860
AND MEMORIZE IT.
307
00:14:56,862 --> 00:15:00,031
OH, GEORGE?
308
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,433
TIE STRAIGHT?
309
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,700
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
310
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,603
I'M ONLY GOING TO LARRY,
DARRYL, AND DARRYL'S.
311
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:09,440
WELL, I HOPE
THE OPENING GOES WELL.
312
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,342
YEAH, I HOPE SO TOO.
I...
313
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,477
CAN'T HELP WONDERING
IF THIS ISN'T SOMETHING
314
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:17,048
THEY SHOULD'VE TRIED
ON MONKEYS FIRST.
315
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,783
[SNORES]
316
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,788
IS MR. THURMAN ASLEEP?
317
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,724
YES!
318
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,193
WHAT FINALLY DID IT?
319
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:33,897
HE WAS READING
A BOOK!
320
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:37,668
[READING]
ANYTHING CAN BEA LAMP BASE.
321
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,838
BY DICK LOUDON
322
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,607
BUT HE PROBABLY JUST
FINISHED A BIG MEAL.
323
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,310
YEAH, AND HE'S...
324
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:49,013
HE'S SITTING IN FRONT
OF A-- A WARM FIRE.
325
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,015
I'LL BET THAT TEA
I GAVE HIM,
326
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,350
FINALLY KICKED IN.
327
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,518
RIGHT.
328
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,053
LET'S--LET'S GO
WITH THAT ONE.
329
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,200
WELL?
330
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,302
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
331
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,637
NICE JOB!
[JOANNA EXHALES]
332
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,873
OH, I LIKE THAT.
333
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,875
IT'S JUST, UH...
334
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,311
JUST LIKE THE PICTURE
IN OUR, UH...
335
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,150
WAIT A MINUTE.
336
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,784
HONEY, IT'S JUST
FOR TONIGHT.
337
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,821
GOOD BECAUSE IT'S BEING HERE
KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE
338
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,458
OF A HIDDEN WALL SAFE.
339
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,964
OH, JOANNA...
340
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:41,965
YOU LIKE IT?
341
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,202
NO...
342
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,271
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
343
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,712
THERE.
344
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,782
THANK GOD I WAS
HERE FOR YOU.
345
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,421
LARRY!
346
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,356
DARRYL!
347
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,562
AREN'T YOU
THE FASHION PLACE?
348
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,630
MISS STEPHANIE,
MAY I SAY,
349
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,232
AS DUDIED UP AS WE ARE,
350
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,634
WE'RE REFRIED TOAST
COMPARED TO YOU.
351
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,771
OH, LARRY.
352
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,474
'COURSE YOU MAY.
353
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,276
LARRY, YOU GUYS BETTER
GET THE FOOD STARTED.
354
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,812
IT'S ALMOST TIME.
355
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:34,085
WHOA!
SHARE THE FANTASY.
356
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,886
MICHAEL...
357
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:41,459
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING
IN THE ROOM BESIDES ROOTS?
358
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,260
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
359
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,363
IT'S BIG. IT'S GREEN.
IT'S LEAFY.
360
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,364
THE TREE!
361
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,799
YOU NOTICED!
362
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,601
HOW COULD I MISS IT?
IT MAKES THE ROOM.
363
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,735
I KNOW.
364
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,837
JOANNA HAD IT
OVER THERE.
365
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,008
YOU'RE KIDDING.
366
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,410
WHAT GIVES, JOANNA?
367
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,213
[KNOCKING]
368
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,680
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS IT!
369
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:04,881
LARRY?
370
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,151
OH, DICK,
I'M SO NERVOUS.
HOLD MY HAND.
371
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,186
I AM HOLDING
YOUR HAND.
372
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,988
WELL, LET GO.
I HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR.
373
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,360
HELLO.
374
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,396
JOANNA,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
375
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,064
YOU'RE A MIRACLE-WORKER.
376
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,566
THANK YOU
AND WELCOME TO
377
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,468
THE ALL NEW
MINUTE MEN CAFE!
378
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,503
LARRY.
379
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,538
HERE GOES.
380
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,739
GOOD EVENING.
381
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,008
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
382
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,643
[SCREAMS]
HE DID IT!
HE DID IT!
383
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,278
HE DID IT!
HE DID IT!
384
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,846
[LAUGHS]
385
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,383
HONEY, COU--COULD I
HOLD THAT HAND AGAIN?
386
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,722
DON'T I KNOW YOU?
387
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,358
YES, MA'AM.
MY BROTHERS AND ME
388
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:51,295
CLEANED OUT
YOUR SEPTIC TANK.
389
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,431
WELL, ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
390
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,066
EXCUSE ME!
391
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,368
THIS FORK SEEMS
TO BE DIRTY.
392
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,002
OH, DEAR.
393
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,475
I KNOW. I'LL GET
YOU ANOTHER ONE.
394
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,876
DID YOU SEE THAT?
395
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,345
ANOTHER FORK.
396
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,814
YEAH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE
KODAK MOMENTS.
397
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,695
I'LL-- I'LL HAVE, UH,
DRIED FRIED TOAST.
398
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,763
CLEAN DRIED TOAST!
399
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,373
EXCUSE ME, BUT
I HAVEN'T ORDERED YET.
400
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,209
I'LL BE THERE,
PONY EXPRESS.
WAITER!
401
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,976
COULD WE HAVE
SOME WATER, PLEASE?
402
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,248
MAY I SHOW YOU
TO YOUR SEAT?
403
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,382
EXCUSE ME!
404
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,584
ARE OUR BURGERS
READY YET?
405
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,519
UH...
406
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,154
UH, OVER THERE'S FINE.
407
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,723
I STILL
HAVEN'T ORDERED.
408
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,625
RIGHT!
409
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,493
COULD WE HAVE
SOME WATER?
410
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,995
JUST PARK IT ANYWHERE.
411
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,765
UH, THIS WAY,
PLEASE.
412
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,734
DARRYL, HURRY UP WITH
THAT WATER, PLEASE!
413
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,038
SIR?
414
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,306
OUR BURGERS?
415
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,275
DARRYL,
FOUR BURGERS NOW!
416
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,643
[BELL RINGS]
417
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,877
PLATES UP.
418
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,513
PLATES UP, PLEASE!
419
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,893
OKAY.
WE DEEP FAT FRYIN' NOW!
420
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,161
[JOANNA]
OH, NO!
421
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,162
DARRYL!
422
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,397
PLEASE, LARRY!
423
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,799
NOW, DARRYL,
CUT IT OUT!
424
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,235
LARRY, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO FLING FOOD.
425
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,270
THAT WASN'T FLINGIN'.
426
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,772
THAT WAS SLIDIN'.
427
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,875
BUT YOU CAN'T RUN
A RESTAURANT THIS WAY.
OH, PLEASE--
428
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,411
MAYBE WE CAN'T RUN
A RESTAURANT YOUR WAY.
429
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,879
DARRYL.
430
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,347
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
431
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,982
WE'RE SORRY,
MISS JOANNA.
432
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,117
BUT WE GOTTA
BE WE.
433
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,154
WHAT?
434
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,455
BOYS!
435
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,023
GUYS, WAIT!
YOU'RE DESTROYING
436
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,224
ALL MY WORK!
437
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,827
FOLKS! FOLKS! IT'S JUST
A TEMPORARY DISTURBANCE.
438
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:07,097
PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEATS
AND CONTINUE EATING...
439
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,168
OH.
440
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,202
JOANNA.
441
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,771
ONE WORD.
442
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,871
ARSON.
443
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,842
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING TOO?
444
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,143
I'M SORRY, JOANNA,
445
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,346
BUT WE DRESSED
FOR A BEIGE MOTIF.
446
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,981
NOW WE'RE CLASHING
LIKE MAD.
447
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,685
YEAH,
YOU SHOULDN'T CHANGE
AMBIENCE IN MIDSTREAM.
448
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,257
WELL, YOU WANT ME TO...
449
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:35,626
HOLD YOUR HAND OR...
450
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,728
NOT OR-- OR WHAT?
451
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,797
WELL...
452
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,532
I GUESS I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TRIED TO MAKE
453
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,335
A SILK PURSE
OUT OF A SOW'S EAR.
454
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,070
AND I WORKED SO HARD
TO GET THAT OFF THE MENU.
455
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,608
YOU WANT THESE
FOR YOUR CAR?
456
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,844
LARRY, I'M SORRY
THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT.
457
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,178
PARDON MY BLUNTNESS,
458
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:58,615
BUT ARE YOU
OFF YOUR BIRD?
459
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,884
WE MAY HAVE LOST IN
THE FAIR WEATHER CHOW HOUNDS,
460
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:04,688
BUT LOOK AT ALL
THESE PEOPLE.
461
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,423
THERE ARE FOUR.
462
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,626
FIRST TIME WE'VE EVER
BEEN OUTNUMBERED.
463
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:10,728
YOU'RE HAPPY?
464
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,295
ECSTATIC.
465
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,197
EVEN DARRYL'S DONE
A ONE-EIGHTY.
466
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,270
DARRYL,
GIVE THE MAN HIS TOAST.
467
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,479
THAT WAS VERY GOOD,
DARRYL.
468
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,848
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T FORGET
EVERYTHING I TAUGHT THEM.
469
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:37,287
[FLY BUZZES]
470
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,259
[FLY LANDS]
471
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,144
[MEOWS]
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