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THANK YOU, DR. PATTERSON,
FOR THAT INSIGHT INTO
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EASTERN NEW GUINEA
TRIBAL CUSTOMS.
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AND JOIN US NEXT WEEK
ON VERMONT TODAY.
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[OVER INTERCOM]
AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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SUPER SHOW,
DR. PATTERSON.
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YOU'LL BE BACK
REAL SOON.
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MAKE PLANS.
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LET'S TAKE HER CARD
RIGHT OUT OF THE ROLODEX.
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I THOUGHT-- I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED THE SHOW?
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WELL, I WISHED YOU'D DOWNPLAY
THAT CANNIBALISM THING
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AND PUSH THE VACATION
GET-AWAY ANGLE.
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WELL, I THINK PEOPLE
SHOULD KNOW
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IF THEIR VACATIONS
ARE GONNA BE ONE-WAY.
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DICK, UH, ARE YOU GOING TO BE
HANGING AROUND FOR A WHILE?
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YEAH. JOANNA'S
MEETING ME HERE.
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AND THEN, WE'RE GOING
FOR DINNER. WHAT-- WHY?
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WADE NORTHLANDER IS HERE,
EYEBALLING THE PLACE.
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WHO'S WADE NORTHLANDER?
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EL CAPITAN
OF INDUSTRY.
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[CHUCKLES]
HE'S BEEN BUYING UP
SMALL TIME OPERATIONS
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LIKE THIS, AND-AND REALLY
TURNING THEM AROUND.
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I THINK YOU TWO
SHOULD MEET.
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WHY? IS HE GOING TO BUY
THIS STATION?
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DOUBTFUL.
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BUT HE MIGHT SPOT
SOME TALENT THAT'S READY
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TO MOVE ONTO ONE
OF HIS BIGGER MARKETS.
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LIKE BOSTON.
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WELL, I-- I DON'T THINK
I WANT TO LEAVE VERMONT.
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ACTUALLY, I WAS
REFERRING TO ME.
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UH-OH. HERE HE COMES.
LOAD ME IN THE CATAPULT.
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NEXT STOP,
BEANTOWN!
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MICHAEL, TRANSMITTING TOWER
LOOKS OKAY, BUT I THINK
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THAT THE LAW REQUIRES
THAT YOU HAVE A REAL BEACON
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UP THERE.
NOT A FLASHLIGHT.
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[LAUGHS]
DID I TELL YOU
HE WAS SHARP?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
WADE, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET DICK LOUDON.
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YES, I CAUGHT SOME
OF YOUR SHOW.
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YOU'RE A VERY SOLID
INTERVIEWER.
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THANK YOU.
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MICHAEL,
WOULD YOU, UH,
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GET ME AN INVENTORY OF
THE STATION'S EQUIPMENT?
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I'LL HAVE TO BURN
SOME MIDNIGHT OIL,
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BUT NO NEWS THERE.
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- HI, HONEY!
- OH, HI!
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HI, MICHAEL.
I'M READY.
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CAN WE SNEAK OUT EARLY
LIKE LAST WEEK?
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[CHUCKLES]
CUPCAKE, YOU KNOW
I'M ALWAYS HERE,
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LATE INTO THE NIGHT,
NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE,
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- RIGHT, DICK?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
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KEEPS IT
FROM GROWING.
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WADE, UH, THIS IS DICK'S
LOVELY WIFE, JOANNA.
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AND MY OWN PERSONAL
WONDER WOMAN, STEPHANIE.
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- HELLO.
- LADIES, THIS IS
WADE NORTHLANDER,
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AN ANTI-TRUST SUIT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.
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- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- PLEASURE.
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MICHAEL, I'M GONNA
USE YOUR PHONE.
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THE ONE IN MY BRIEFCASE
IS ON THE BLINK.
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OH, I HATE
WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
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LAMB CHOP, SPIT IN MY FACE
AND CALL ME COOTIE.
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I CAN'T MAKE
OUR DATE.
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DEATH IN
THE FAMILY?
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MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
CAREER MOVE.
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THIS IS A MAN
WHO OWNS STATIONS
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IN PLACES THAT
HAVE MASS TRANSIT.
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[CHUCKLES]
IF THINGS GO WELL,
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I'LL HAVE MORE MONEY
TO THROW AWAY ON YOU THAN EVER.
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YOU CAN SWEET TALK ME
OUT OF ANYTHING.
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WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW.
THAT'S A "DOUBLE-CROSS
THE HEART" PROMISE.
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OKAY.
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WELL, THEN, I GUESS
I'M FREE TO TAG ALONG
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WITH YOU GUYS.
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OH, BOY.
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WELL, I'M GOING
TO TAKE OFF.
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CAN ANYBODY RECOMMEND
A NICE PLACE TO EAT?
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OH, THE HANOVER INN
IS EXCELLENT.
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- IT'S KIND OF EXPENSIVE.
- I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
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DINING ALONE,
I WON'T HEAR OF IT.
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- I INSIST THEY JOIN YOU.
- WELL, GREAT.
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- IT'S ON ME.
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THE STATION WON'T
HEAR OF IT.
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DICK'S TREAT.
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[UNDER BREATH]
WHAT?
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WELL, THANKS, DICK.
SHALL WE GO?
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WELL, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY, DICK.
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IF YOU SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING
TALKING ABOUT ME,
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YOU CAN WRITE IT OFF
AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE.
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"TWO'S COMPANY.
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THREE'S A 'BLANK'."
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FIVE LETTERS.
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HOW'S-HOW'S THE CROSSWORD
PUZZLE COMING, GEORGE?
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SLOW.
[EXHALES]
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BUT THIS IS ONE TIME
I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP.
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"TWO'S COMPANY.
THREE'S A 'BLANK'."
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THREE'S A BLANK, BLANK,
BLANK, BLANK, BLANK.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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GEORGE, IT'S
A FAMOUS SAYING.
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"TWO'S COMPANY.
THREE'S A..."
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BUNCH!
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IT FITS.
THANKS!
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UH, BUT...
UH, NO MORE HINTS
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AFTER THIS,
OKAY?
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- BUT GEORGE--
- HONEY!
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HE WANTS TO DO IT
HIMSELF.
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"OPPOSITE OF POOR."
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FOUR LETTERS.
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"OPPOSITE OF POOR."
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RICH!
[LAUGHS]
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NAW, THAT'S TOO EASY.
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MUST BE A TRICK.
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I WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING
STEPHANIE AND WADE?
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HONEY, I'M-I'M SURE IT'S
NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.
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I'M NOT WORRIED.
IT'S JUST THAT THEY SAID
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THEY WANTED TO STAY
AND HAVE DESSERT.
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THAT WAS
TWO HOURS AGO.
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WELL, I'M SURE THEY ONLY
HUNG AROUND TO...
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SEE WHAT THE BUSBOYS LOOK LIKE
IN THEIR STREET CLOTHES.
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THAT MUST BE IT.
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HI-HO!
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STEPH STILL UP,
OR DO I HAVE TO GO
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UPSTAIRS AND WAKE HER?
HE SAID WITH A LASCIVIOUS WINK.
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UH, SHE'S--
SHE'S NOT UP THERE.
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WELL, POINT AWAY.
I'VE BOUGHT A LITTLE
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PEACE OFFERING FOR
STANDING HER UP TONIGHT.
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DONUTS.
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YOU'RE GONNA
SPOIL HER.
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- IS SHE IN THE KITCHEN?
- NOT-- UH, NOT-NOT REALLY.
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WELL, I'M STUMPED.
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SHE'S-SHE'S STILL AT-AT THE--
AT THE RESTAURANT WITH--
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- WITH WADE.
- WHAT?
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THEY DECIDED TO STAY
FOR THE DESSERT.
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- WHEN WAS THIS?
- OH, UH...
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45 MINUTES...
MAYBE...
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TWO HOURS AGO.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I BROUGHT THESE DONUTS--
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- NOW, MICHAEL--
- THAT LADY DESERVES ECLAIRS.
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- SHE DOES?
- NEVER EVEN HAD
TO TELL HER
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TO COZY UP TO WADE.
SHE-- SHE JUST KNEW.
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IT'S LIKE THE DAY
WE WERE...
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BOTH WALKING THROUGH
THE HOUSEWARES DEPARTMENT
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AT HANSON'S AND...
WE BOTH WENT BONKERS
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OVER THE SAME
SHRIMP FORK.
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I MEAN, ARE OUR SOULS
SUPER GLUED TOGETHER
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OR WHAT?
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WELL, IT-IT SURE
SOUNDS LIKE IT.
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WELL, I'D BETTER
HIT THE ROAD.
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DON'T JUST HAND
THESE TO HER.
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MAKE, KIND OF,
A PRODUCTION OUT OF IT.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
THE PRODUCTION WITHOUT ME
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BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BED.
BECAUSE IF I DON'T,
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I'M GONNA EAT
ONE OF THOSE.
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- GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
- GOOD NIGHT.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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LET'S SEE...
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"EXPRESSION
OF EXTREME ANXIETY."
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EIGHT LETTERS.
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[CHUCKLES]
I GOT THAT ONE.
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"HOLY COW?"
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
WHEN THEY'RE UPSET.
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GEORGE-- GEORGE, IT'S-IT'S
AN EIGHT-LETTER WORD.
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"HOLY COW" IS-IS ONLY
SEVEN LETTERS.
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OH, UH...
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"EXPRESSION
OF EXTREME ANXIETY."
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AH.
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"HOLY COWS?"
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GEORGE, HAVE-HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT BEFORE?
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NO, BUT I NEVER HEARD
THE EXPRESSION...
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"THREE'S A BUNCH"
BEFORE EITHER, BUT...
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IT'S RIGHT THERE,
IN THE PUZZLE.
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GOOD NIGHT, GEORGE.
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WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA
TURN IN, I MIGHT AS WELL
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TAKE THIS BACK
TO THE ROOM.
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UH...
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SIX LETTERS.
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DESCRIBING
A PIGS FOOT.
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"SMELLY."
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"CLOVEN."
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"CLOVEN,"
"CLOVEN,"
"CLOVEN!"
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IT REALLY WAS
A FUN EVENING.
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YOU REALLY ARE
A UNIQUE GIRL.
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[EXHALES]
I KNOW.
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AND IT'S HARD TO BE
THAT WHEN YOU HAVE
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TO BUY OFF THE RACK.
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[CHUCKLES]
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THEN I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT?
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OH, I HAVE A DATE
WITH MICHAEL.
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OH.
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THEN WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN FLYING WITH ME DOWN
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TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD
FOR THE WEEKEND?
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[SCOFFS]
I REALLY COULDN'T
GET AWAY.
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FIRST CLASS?
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MY OWN PRIVATE JET.
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OH.
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I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK
I'D NEVER HEAR THOSE
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WORDS AGAIN.
[SIGHS]
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- THEN IT'S A DATE?
- NO.
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NO. IT SOUNDS NICE,
BUT...
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YOU KNOW, MICHAEL IS
SORT OF MY STEADY.
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I MEAN,
WE'RE NOT...
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ENGAGED OR ANYTHING,
BUT...
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00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,234
WE DO HAVE
A VERY STRONG...
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00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,937
RELATIONSHIP.
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ONE TIME...
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WE BOTH SAW
THESE SHRIMP FORKS
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AT HANSON'S--
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I'LL CALL YOU.
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I'LL ANSWER.
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HOLY COWS.
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�� [WIND INSTRUMENT
PLAYS SAD TUNE]
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DICK, I JUST CAN'T
GO TO BED UNTIL
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I HAVE ONE
OF THOSE DONUTS.
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AREN'T YOU GONNA
STOP ME?
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00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:09,967
I JUST SAW WADE
AND STEPHANIE KISSING.
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THAT DID IT.
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A SERIOUS KISS?
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00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,140
REMEMBER THE SCENE
IN POLTERGEIST,
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00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:19,110
WHERE EVERYTHING GOT
SUCKED INTO THE CLOSET?
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IT WAS A LOT
LIKE THAT.
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00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,688
OH, DEAR!
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00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,256
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TALK TO MICHAEL.
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OR STEPHANIE.
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- NO WAY.
- WHY NOT?
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HONEY, WHEN I WAS
IN COLLEGE,
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I SAW MY ROOMMATE'S
FIANCEE, SUZY,
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00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,365
GO OUT WITH ANOTHER GUY,
AND-AND LIKE A FOOL,
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- I TOLD HIM.
- YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
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NO, I DIDN'T, BECAUSE
SUZY DENIED EVERYTHING,
227
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,105
AND-AND MY ROOMMATE
ACCUSED ME OF CAUSING TROUBLE
228
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,973
BECAUSE I-I WANTED HER
FOR MYSELF.
229
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,109
DID YOU?
230
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,510
THAT-THAT'S NOT
THE POINT.
231
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,346
THE-THE POINT IS
THEY GOT MARRIED ANYWAY
232
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,614
AND THEY-THEY NEVER
FORGAVE ME.
233
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,916
AND THE GUY I SAW HER WITH
PUT POISON IVY IN-IN--
234
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,618
IN MY SHORTS.
235
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,820
AND EVER SINCE THEN,
I-I-I MADE IT A--
236
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,155
A STRICT RULE
THAT I WOULD NEVER
237
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,023
MEDDLE IN-- IN OTHER
PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS.
238
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:09,160
HONEY, THAT WAS COLLEGE.
YOU'RE IN THE REAL WORLD NOW.
239
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,562
YEAH, AND-AND-AND WADE
IS REAL POWERFUL
240
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,030
AND REAL RICH,
AND HE PROBABLY OWNS
241
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:16,200
THE WHOLE POISON IVY
PLANTATION OF HIS OWN.
242
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,780
- JOANNA?
- YES?
243
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,714
NEVER MIND.
244
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,890
- STEPHANIE?
- WHAT?
245
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,458
COULD YOU HAND ME
THAT BOWL?
246
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,099
LAST NIGHT,
WADE GAVE ME A KISS
247
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,435
SO HOT IT COULD MELT LIPS,
AND I GAVE IT RIGHT BACK.
248
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,672
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO PRY.
249
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,408
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
250
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,811
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE
MET WADE FIRST?
251
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,947
NOW, I HAVE ALL THESE
STUPID FEELINGS
252
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,548
FOR MICHAEL.
253
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,284
OKAY. COME ON.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
254
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,019
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS
FOR MICHAEL?
255
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,754
[SIGHS]
WELL...
256
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,723
WHEN I'M WITH HIM,
I'M...
257
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:16,493
WARM AND COMFORTABLE.
I FEEL LOVED.
258
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,229
AND WHEN HE CRINKLES
HIS NOSE AT ME,
259
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,165
IT CRACKS THE PAINT
ON MY TOENAILS.
260
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,900
OKAY.
261
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,369
WHAT ABOUT WADE?
262
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,172
WELL, WHEN I'M WITH WADE...
263
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,941
HE'S RICH.
264
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,879
BUT HOW DO YOU
FEEL ABOUT HIM?
265
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,348
I FEEL GOOD
THAT HE'S RICH.
266
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,392
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, DICK.
IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME,
267
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,328
I'LL BE AT A LITTLE PLACE
CALLED THE STRATFORD INN.
268
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,263
SO, YOU, UH, HAVE A DATE
WITH STEPHANIE TONIGHT?
269
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,697
YES, I WANT TO SHOW
MY GRATITUDE
270
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,700
FOR WHAT SHE DID
WITH WADE LAST NIGHT.
271
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,136
I-I THINK THE DONUTS
WERE MORE THAN ENOUGH.
272
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,774
UH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL,
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, ARE YOU?
273
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,911
UH, WELL, I'M IN THIS
BIG BROTHER PROGRAM.
274
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,581
WELL, GO AHEAD.
I JUST NEEDED SOME FIGURES,
275
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,217
AND I WANTED MY PERSONNEL
PEOPLE IN CHICAGO...
276
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,452
TO SEE A SAMPLE
OF YOUR WORK.
277
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,721
WHAT THE HECK?
THE KID'S GONE THIS LONG
WITHOUT A FATHER.
278
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,559
UM, WH-WH--
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
279
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,629
YOUR AUDIENCE GROWTH
PROJECTIONS FOR THE NEXT...
280
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,831
- FIVE YEARS.
- OUCH.
281
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,400
THAT'LL TAKE
MOST OF THE NIGHT.
282
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,302
THANKS.
283
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,404
I'LL-- I'LL BRING THEM
BY YOUR HOTEL WHEN I'M FINISHED.
284
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,073
DON'T BOTHER. I THINK
I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.
285
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,975
ALL RIGHT, WADE!
286
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,777
BREAK A HEART!
287
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,614
BOY, DICK,
I DON'T ENVY ME.
288
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,582
AXING TWO DATES
IN A ROW.
289
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,818
HUMPH. MAKE ROOM
FOR ONE MORE MONTH
290
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,521
IN THE DOGHOUSE.
[CHUCKLES]
291
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,656
STEPH!
MICHAEL.
292
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,658
BAD NEWS.
I'M, UH, I'M BACK
293
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,261
ON DAWN PATROL.
294
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,397
WHAT IS IT?
295
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,766
WELL, CAN'T WE
DISCUSS IT NOW?
296
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,535
OKAY.
297
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,037
NIGHT NIGHT,
BYE BYE.
298
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,908
DICK, DID, UH--
DID STEPH SAY ANYTHING
299
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,477
- TO YOU TODAY?
- NO. NO. WHY?
300
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,413
SHE SAYS SHE HAS SOMETHING
SHE WANTS TO DISCUSS WITH ME
301
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,249
IN PERSON.
SOUNDS SERIOUS.
302
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,883
I MEAN, WHEN SHE
DOESN'T RESPOND AT
303
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,719
"NIGHT NIGHT,
BYE BYE..."
304
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,888
AW, MAYBE IT'S
MY IMAGINATION.
305
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,357
UH, MICHAEL, I--
I HAVE THIS--
306
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,160
THIS VERY
STRICT RULE ABOUT...
307
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,929
NEVER GETTING INVOLVED
IN PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS,
308
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,865
BUT, UM... I'M GOING
TO BEND IT SLIGHTLY.
309
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,534
JUST-JUST THIS ONCE.
AND THEN...
310
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,171
THEN, YOU'RE ON
YOUR OWN.
311
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,173
I-I REALLY THINK
YOU OUGHT TO--
312
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,943
YOU OUGHT TO SEE
STEPHANIE TONIGHT.
313
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,744
NO CAN DO, DICK.
314
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:48,980
LET--
315
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:52,116
LET-LET ME SAY
ONE-ONE MORE THING.
316
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:56,053
UH, I-I-IF YOU DON'T SEE
STEPHANIE TONIGHT, UM...
317
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,323
PROBLEMS COULD--
COULD ARISE.
318
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,258
READ YOU, DICK.
BUT I NEVER SAW
319
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,926
A CASE OF THE POUTS,
A DOZEN LONG STEMS
320
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,195
COULDN'T CURE.
[CHUCKLES]
321
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,397
BUT, UM...
322
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,400
I'M-- I'M GONNA BEND
MY RULE, UH...
323
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,403
A TINY BIT
FURTHER.
324
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,172
STEPHANIE AND WADE...
325
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:18,075
HAVE HAD A--
A REALLY...
326
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,412
GOOD TIME
LAST NIGHT.
327
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,414
SO, YOU'RE SAYING,
SINCE SHE DID ME A FAVOR,
328
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,317
- I-I--
- I SAW THEM KISSING!
329
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,319
SERIOUS KISSING!
A-A FULL...
330
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,154
MOUTH-EL KISS!
331
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,727
WOW!
332
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,030
I'M-I'M-I'M SORRY.
333
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,499
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
334
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,234
I DON'T STAND A CHANCE
AGAINST A RICH,
335
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,102
SUCCESSFUL GUY
LIKE WADE.
336
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,304
MICHAEL, YOU HAVE--
YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS
337
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,540
GOING WITH STEPHANIE
THAT-THAT-THAT WADE DOESN'T.
338
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,775
EXAMPLES, DICK.
339
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,456
[STAMMERS]
WHEN YOU WENT BONKERS
OVER THE--
340
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,491
THE-THE SAME
SHRIMP FORKS.
341
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,560
YEAH.
342
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,196
WELL, THAT'S ALL
I NEED, DICK.
343
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,031
I'M GONNA FIGHT
FOR MY WOMEN.
344
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,233
I'M GONNA GIVE WADE
A VERBAL THRASHING
345
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,634
HE WON'T
SOON FORGET.
346
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,003
AND HE CAN JUST GUESS ABOUT
THOSE AUDIENCE PROJECTIONS.
347
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,116
- UH, JOANNA?
- YES?
348
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,285
I'VE GOT AN ANSWER HERE
I'M NOT SURE OF.
349
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,488
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
THAT WORD BEFORE?
350
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,224
"NIVRICKTHEM?"
351
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,758
THAT'S NOT RIGHT,
IS IT?
352
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,227
I DON'T THINK SO.
353
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,097
AW, I'M NEVER GONNA
GET THIS THING DONE.
354
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,364
I'M JUST GONNA
GIVE UP.
355
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,200
OH, GEORGE.
356
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,735
OKAY.
357
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,837
BUT WHAT I MEAN IS,
SOMETIMES IT HELPS
358
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,006
TO PUT THINGS ASIDE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
359
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,675
- LIKE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS?
- OR EVEN LONGER.
360
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,679
[SIGHS]
361
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,918
OH, HI.
CAN I HELP YOU?
362
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,587
YES, I'M HERE
TO SEE STEPHANIE.
363
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,590
FOR WHAT?
364
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,458
I'M TAKING
HER OUT.
365
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,328
BUT THAT'S WHAT
MICHAEL DOES.
366
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,496
MICHAEL'S WORKING.
367
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,531
OH. I'LL TELL HER
YOU'RE HERE.
368
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,999
THANK YOU.
369
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,901
STEPHANIE, YOUR DATE'S HERE.
AND IT ISN'T MICHAEL.
370
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,073
[CHUCKLES]
371
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,976
[EXHALES]
372
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,785
UH, LISTEN. NO OFFENSE,
BUT AS THE SAYING GOES,
373
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,121
"TWO'S COMPANY.
THREE'S A CROWD."
374
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,424
IT DOES?
375
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,893
WOO! "TWO'S COMPANY,
THREE'S A CROWD!"
376
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,729
HEY, JOANNA!
GUESS WHAT?
377
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,736
HI, WADE.
378
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,005
- STEPHANIE,
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
- THANK YOU.
379
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,541
NO, I MEAN IT.
THE HAIR, THE DRESS,
380
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,776
- THE NECKLACE--
- LOOK, WADE,
I KNOW IT ALL WORKS.
381
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,080
SOMETHING WRONG?
382
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,550
I'M SORRY.
I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
383
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,285
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
384
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,387
I, UH, MADE
A DIFFICULT DECISION,
385
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,455
- AND I THINK
WE SHOULD TALK.
- CAN IT WAIT?
386
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,991
IF WE DON'T LEAVE RIGHT NOW,
WE WON'T MAKE THE RESERVATIONS
387
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,326
AT LUTECE.
388
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,361
LUTECE?
389
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,363
THAT'S IN NEW YORK.
390
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,666
ONLY 55 MINUTES AWAY...
391
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,602
VIA "AIR NORTHLANDER."
392
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,470
OH.
393
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,539
OH, BUT WADE...
394
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,675
COULDN'T WE JUST
SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE?
395
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,210
HOW ABOUT
IN THE LIMO?
396
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,744
IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.
397
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,214
A LIMO?
398
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,283
IT'S OVERSTRETCH.
399
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,353
- BUT REALLY, WADE--
- CHAMPAGNE CHILLING.
400
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,921
AND THERE'S
A FULL MOON
401
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,257
UP ABOVE
THOSE CLOUDS.
402
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,606
THIS IS WRONG!
403
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,073
I CAN'T GO
WITH YOU!
404
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,842
I DON'T CARE HOW
LONG THAT LIMO IS.
405
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:15,078
- 20 FEET.
- JUST STOP IT!
406
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,549
LOOK,
WHATEVER WAS...
407
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,584
BETWEEN US
IS OVER.
408
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,052
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
409
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,888
WHAT ABOUT
LAST NIGHT?
410
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,358
LAST NIGHT I WAS
CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.
411
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,926
THE WORDS "PRIVATE JET"
ALWAYS MAKE ME LIGHTHEADED.
412
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,929
I'M SORRY.
413
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,831
I'M SURE, SOMEDAY,
YOU'LL MEET ANOTHER
414
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,502
PERFECT GIRL.
415
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:39,770
- NORTHLANDER!
- MICHAEL!
416
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,339
HI, STEPH.
GREAT DRESS!
417
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,207
LISTEN, NORTHLANDER.
DICK JUST FILLED ME IN
418
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,776
ON YOUR SNEAKING
LITTLE SCHEME,
419
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,712
AND I'M SERIOUSLY
MIFFED!
420
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,749
- ARE YOU?
- YOU ARE NOTHING BUT
A HIGH LIVING LOWLIFE.
421
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,049
AND I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
422
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,451
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
IT'S IN A PROFESSIONAL
423
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,019
CAPACITY, IN WHICH CASE,
I'D BE HONORED TO WORK
424
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:59,055
BY YOUR SIDE.
OH, THE HELL WITH IT!
425
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,525
LISTEN, NORTHLANDER.
I WANT YOU TO KEEP AWAY
426
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,794
FROM MY GIRL!
427
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,697
THAT IS IF YOU...
STILL ARE MY GIRL.
428
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,232
- I CERTAINLY AM.
- ALL RIGHT!
429
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,570
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
STEPHANIE WAS ABOUT READY
430
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,639
TO BREAK IT OFF WITH ME,
WHEN YOU BARGED IN.
431
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,874
OH?
432
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,143
YOU MEAN, I...
JUST SHOT MY CAREER
433
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,912
IN THE FOOT
FOR NOTHING?
434
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:25,282
BINGO!
435
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,483
WELL, WHO CARES?
436
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,785
I WOULDN'T WORK
WITH YOU NOW,
437
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,753
EVEN IF THE POSSIBILITY
OF A JOB STILL EXISTED--
438
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,022
WHICH IT DEFINITELY
DOES NOT, RIGHT?
439
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,396
RIGHT.
440
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,998
GOOD. TAKE A HIKE,
NORTHLANDER!
441
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,834
I NEVER HIKE.
442
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,370
I LIMO.
443
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,071
AND I WING.
444
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,852
[MICHAEL]
THAT MAN COULD HAVE
GIVEN ME EVERYTHING
445
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,286
I EVER WANTED.
446
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,756
[STEPHANIE]
ME TOO.
447
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,428
YOU THREW AWAY
YOUR CAREER FOR ME.
448
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,497
NEEDLESSLY.
449
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,833
AND YOU CHOSE ME
OVER A MILLIONAIRE.
450
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,268
HOW COME?
451
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,838
WELL, I KEPT
PICTURING MYSELF
452
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,573
IN WADE'S YACHT...
453
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,041
WADE'S LIMO...
454
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,643
WADE'S JET...
455
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,945
AND I LOOKED PERFECT.
456
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,783
BUT IT WAS ALWAYS YOU
SITTING NEXT TO ME.
457
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,585
I'M MISTING UP HERE.
458
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,490
I GUESS, WHEN YOU COME
RIGHT DOWN TO IT,
459
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MONEY AND POWER AREN'T
AS IMPORTANT AS LOVE.
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BESIDES...
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SOMEDAY, YOU'LL BE JUST
AS RICH AS WADE.
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RIGHT?
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WITH YOU
BY MY SIDE...
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I'D BETTER.
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MEOW.
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