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[MICHAEL]
DICK...
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I THINK THIS SUNDAY'S GUEST
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CAN BE SUMMED UP IN TWO WORDS.
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"JOSH WICKETT."
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THE MAN IS FASCINATING.
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HE CLAIMS TO HAVE PRESERVED
A LARGE SOAP BUBBLE,
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IN TACT,
FOR 16 YEARS.
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MICHAEL,
YOU'VE DONE IT TO ME AGAIN.
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YOU PROMISE
ME INTERESTING GUESTS,
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AND--AND THEN YOU BRING
ME THIS--THIS BUBBLE GUY.
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WH--WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR
WINNER?
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DEPRESSING, DICK. ONE--
ONE WAR STORY AFTER ANOTHER.
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I SWEAR, WHEN THE MAN
LOST HIS PLATOON
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HE MUST'VE LOST
HIS SENSE OF HUMOR.
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[KNOCKING]
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[DICK]
OH, HI.
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HI, DICK.
UH, IF YOU'VE GOT A MINUTE,
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
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SURE. YOU--YOU ALL KNOW,
UH, MICHAEL HARRIS?
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HELLO.
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-UH-HUH.
-YUP.
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WELL,
WHAT--WHAT IS IT?
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WELL, DICK,
AS EVERYONE KNOWS,
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DUCK SEASON OPENS FRIDAY,
AND EVERY YEAR,
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JIM AND CHESTER
AND I GO HUNTING.
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IT'S A BIG EVENT,
DICK.
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JIM AND I HAVEN'T MISSED
OPENING DAY IN 36 YEARS.
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YEAH. IT'S LIKE
A TRADITION WITH US.
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AND IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
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WHICH BRINGS
US TO THE QUESTION--
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UH, GEORGE,
I--I THINK I KNOW
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WHAT THE QUESTION IS,
AND MAY I SAY THAT I'M TOUCHED.
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UH, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO DUCK HUNTING,
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BUT, UH,
MY MOTHER WOULD NEVER LET ME.
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SHE'D ALWAYS SAY, UH,
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"DICK, YOU'RE GONNA
BLOW A FINGER OFF."
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GOING DUCK HUNTING
WITH YOU GUYS
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WOULD BE LIKE A--
A CHILDHOOD DREAM COME TRUE.
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UH, DICK,
WHAT I WANTED TO ASK WAS
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IF I COULD HAVE FRIDAY OFF.
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WHA--UH,
JUST A SECOND.
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UH, IT SOUNDS LIKE DICK WOULD
LIKE TO COME ALONG WITH US.
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DOES HE KNOW HOW TO HUNT?
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DO YOU CARE IF HE BLOWS
A FINGER OFF?
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DICK, UH,
WE'D BE HONORED
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TO HAVE YOU COME
HUNTING WITH US.
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WELL, THANKS.
THAT--THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
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UH, NOT AS MUCH
AS IT MEANT A MOMENT AGO,
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BUT IT MEANS A LOT,
GEORGE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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LIGHT BULB.
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I'VE JUST COME UP WITH
A FANTASTIC IDEA
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FOR A NEW T.V. SHOW.
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YOU'LL--YOU'LL
BE THE CELEBRITY HOST.
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EACH WEEK WE'LL HAVE
A DIFFERENT CELEBRITY GUEST
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STALK A CELEBRITY CREATURE.
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IT'S A SURE WINNER.
NOTHING LIKE IT'S EVER
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BEEN SEEN
ON TELEVISION BEFORE.
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WELL,
WHAT ABOUT AMERICAN SPORTSMAN?
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THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL IT.
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I--I DON'T WANNA DO IT.
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WHA--WHY NOT?
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MICHAEL, I--I'M SURE
YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THIS,
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BUT OPENING DAY IS LIKE,
UM...
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A NORMAN ROCKWELL PAINTING.
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I MEAN, IT--IT'S SPECIAL,
YOU KNOW? IT'S...
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IT--IT'S THE AIR,
AND--AND NATURE,
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AND--AND--AND MEN IN GROUPS,
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AND, UM, HATS.
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YOU KNOW,
IT--IT'S SACRED,
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AND--AND I, FOR ONE,
CAN'T BELIEVE
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THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO INTRUDE
UPON SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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WITH--WITH T.V. CAMERAS.
RIGHT? RIGHT, GUYS?
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I THINK IT SOUNDS KINDA FUN.
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YEAH.
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WE NEVER BEEN ON T.V. BEFORE.
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YOUR COOPERATION WILL REALLY
BE APPRECIATED IN THIS, MEN.
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AND JUST TO SHOW
YOU HOW MUCH,
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THE STATION IS GOING
TO CATER THE WHOLE AFFAIR.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
FREE EATS.
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OH, STEPHANIE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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JOANNA WAS JUST HELPING
ME CLEAN THE FIREPLACE.
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OH.
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WELL, SHE'S NEVER CLEANED
A FIREPLACE BEFORE,
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AND SHE DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
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I'D SAY SHE FOUND A WAY.
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[JOANNA]
STEPHANIE...
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I THINK YOU CAN
TAKE OVER FROM HERE.
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REALLY?
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UM, JOANNA, DO YOU THINK
THAT I COULD DO IT LATER?
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I'D DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT
IF ANYBODY SAW ME LIKE THAT.
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GOODBYE.
SEE YA FRIDAY.
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AND DICK,
DON'T HAVE DUCK FOR BREAKFAST.
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THEY DO THAT JOKE EVERY YEAR.
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IT'S STILL FUNNY.
[LAUGHS]
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
DICK?
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I'M GONNA MAKE THAT
DREAM OF YOURS COME TRUE.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THE BEST DOGGONE
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FIRST DAY OF HUNTING
A FELLA EVER HAD.
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HUNTING?
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YEAH. UH,
GEORGE AND JIM AND CHESTER
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INVITED ME TO GO DUCK
HUNTING WITH THEM.
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WITH GUNS?
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WELL,
WE COULD SAVE TIME
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AND TRY TO CATCH
'EM IN ROASTING PANS.
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DICK, YOU COULD
BLOW A FINGER OFF.
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HONEY, I'M GONNA BE WITH
THREE EXPERIENCED HUNTERS.
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I MEAN,
LOOK AT GEORGE.
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GEORGE HAS BEEN HUNTING
SINCE HE WAS A LITTLE BOY,
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AND HE'S NEVER BLOWN
A FINGER OFF. RIGHT, GEORGE?
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NOT ONE OF MY OWN,
NO.
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NOW, YOU SEE,
DICK?
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DICK.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE NOT GOING.
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ACTUALLY,
I AM.
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SOMEONE'S GOTTA
FILM THE HUNT.
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BUT MICHAEL,
AREN'T THEY GOING ON FRIDAY?
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YES.
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BUT FRIDAY IS THE NIGHT
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OF THE KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA
ALUMNI BALL.
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YES.
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AND YOU PROMISED
YOU'D TAKE ME.
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
I'D RATHER DO, CUPCAKE.
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THIS DUCK THING CAME UP.
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BUT TURTLEDOVE, THIS BALL
ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR.
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WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT YOUR
STUPID DUCKS SOME OTHER DAY?
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WOULD THAT I COULD,
MUFFIN.
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I--I CAN'T BREAK
MY PROMISE TO THESE MEN.
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BUT YOU'RE BREAKING
YOUR PROMISE TO ME.
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WELL,
NOW YOU'RE GETTING RATIONAL,
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AND THAT'S NOT AN ATTRACTIVE
QUALITY IN A WOMAN.
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AND WHEN YOU GET LIKE THIS,
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I DON'T WANNA
GO TO A DANCE WITH YOU.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
THAT THIS IS ALL MY FAULT?
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WELL,
IF THE JORDACHE FITS...
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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THINK ABOUT THIS.
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[MEN'S VOICES]
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TIE US OFF,
MICHAEL.
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WOW. TALK ABOUT
A LACK OF AMENITIES.
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IS THERE SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOUR BOOTS?
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THEY'RE SHINED.
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YOU HAVEN'T SHINED
THOSE BOOTS IN 26 YEARS.
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YEAH, AND IT WAS
BEGINNING TO SHOW.
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DO YOU NEED ANY HELP,
DICK?
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NO.
I GOT IT.
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OKAY.
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[MICHAEL]
I'M ROLLING.
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NOW, JUST PRETEND
I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
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THE CATCHWORD FOR THE DAY
IS "REALISM."
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UM, DICK,
COULD--COULD YOU GO BACK
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AND MAKE THAT ENTRANCE AGAIN?
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I--I DIDN'T QUITE GET IT.
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AND--AND IT WOULD HELP ...
IF YOU WOULD SAY THIS.
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"IN--IN ALL
MY DAYS OF HUNTING,
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I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL DAY AS THIS."
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I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT,
MICHAEL.
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IT'S DISHONEST.
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I'LL SAY IT.
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UH,
NO THANKS.
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YOU'RE ACTING
AWFULLY FUNNY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO,
JIM DIXON?
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NOTHING.
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A TIE?
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YOU'RE WEARING A TIE.
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I HARDLY SLEPT LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SO EXCITED.
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I JUST KEPT THINKING,
"TODAY IS THE DAY
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I GET TO TEACH
MY FRIEND DICK HOW TO HUNT."
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NO, I DIDN'T GET
MUCH SLEEP EITHER.
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AND MAINLY BECAUSE
JOANNA KEPT MUTTERING,
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"YOU'RE GONNA
BLOW A FINGER OFF."
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OKAY. COULD YOU
TELL OUR VIEWERS NOW,
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HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN HUNTING?
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SINCE WE WERE 13.
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I'VE BEEN HUNTING
SINCE I WAS FOUR.
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WHEN THE TWO
OF US WERE 13,
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I SAID, "I'VE BEEN HUNTING
FOR NINE YEARS.
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WANNA COME ALONG?"
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AND COULD YOU TELL US,
UH, HOW DUCK HUNTING
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DIFFERS FROM,
SAY, BEAR HUNTING?
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WELL--
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BEARS CAN'T FLY.
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WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?
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AS I WAS SAYING,
THERE'S REALLY NO COMPARISON.
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FIRST OF ALL,
HUNTING BEARS CAN BE DANGEROUS.
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DUCK HUNTING ISN'T.
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A DUCK TRIED TO KILL ME ONCE.
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WHAT?
DUCKS DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE.
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I THINK THIS ONE WAS A ROGUE.
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NOW, WHEN YOU SPOT A DUCK
OFF IN THE DISTANCE,
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YOU USE THIS.
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A DUCK CALL.
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EXCELLENT.
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YOU USE IT TO ATTRACT
HIS ATTENTION,
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AND TO LURE HIM TOWARDS YOU.
THERE.
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THERE'S ONE OUT THERE NOW.
DO YOU SEE IT?
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YES. YEAH.
I SURE DO.
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WATCH THIS.
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[DUCK CALL]
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[DUCK CALL]
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[DUCK CALL]
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THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN
DO WITH THOSE DEAF ONES.
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I--I THINK I GET
THE PICTURE, GEORGE.
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I THINK WE CAN GO AS FAR AS--
AS LOADING THE GUNS.
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
WHERE'S THE AMMO?
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IN THE BOAT,
NEXT TO YOUR TUXEDO,
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MR. SHOW BUSINESS.
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UH, FELLAS?
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WH--WHERE'S THE BOAT?
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LOOKS LIKE THE BOAT
FLOATED AWAY.
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WELL, HOW--
HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?
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MAYBE ONE OF THOSE
ROGUE DUCKS TOOK IT.
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SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
FORGOT TO TIE IT UP.
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WHO?
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UH--IT--IT--
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO.
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IT ISN'T GONNA
DO ANYBODY ANY GOOD
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TO--TO START
BLAMING EACH OTHER.
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WHAT WE SHOULD
BE THINKING ABOUT
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IS HOW WE'RE GONNA
GET OUTTA HERE.
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I MEAN,
IT'S GONNA BE DARK SOON,
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THE TEMPERATURE'S FALLING,
AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY SHELTER.
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ALL RIGHT.
WHO IS THE BONEHEAD
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WHO FORGOT
TO TIE OFF THE BOAT?
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MICHAEL WAS FIRST OUT.
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FIRST OUT ALWAYS TIES OFF.
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NEWS TO ME.
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SOMEONE COULD'VE
SAID SOMETHING.
229
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I SAID IT.
230
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I SAID,
"MICHAEL, TIE OFF THE BOAT."
231
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,210
OH, THAT WASN'T
JUST IDLE CHATTER?
232
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,511
LET'S--LET'S NOT ARGUE.
233
00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:48,746
THERE'S--THERE'S STILL
SOME LIGHT LEFT.
234
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,948
I--I'M SURE SOMEONE
WILL FIND US.
235
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,218
UH, THAT KIND OF HURTS
MY FEELINGS, DICK.
236
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,219
WHAT?
237
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,221
I BUILT THIS BLIND MYSELF.
238
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,590
NOBODY'S SUPPOSED
TO SEE YOU IN IT.
239
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,061
I'M--I'M SORRY, GEORGE.
THAT WAS--THAT WAS THOUGHTLESS.
240
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,428
PROB--PROBABLY
NOBODY'LL SEE US,
241
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,597
AND--AND WE'LL
BE STUCK HERE ALL NIGHT,
242
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,300
AND--AND--AND
WE'LL FREEZE TO DEATH.
243
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,905
SO, YOU'RE SAYING
IT'S KIND OF A MIXED BLESSING?
244
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,210
WELL, UH,
WHY DON'T WE, UH,
245
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,311
START A SIGNAL FIRE.
246
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,313
IS THERE ANYTHING AROUND
HERE WE--WE CAN BURN?
247
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,783
HOW ABOUT THE GUY WHO
FORGOT TO TIE OFF THE BOAT?
248
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,019
THAT WOULD BE MICHAEL.
249
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,088
GUYS. BEAR IN MIND
I'M THE FELLOW WHO REMEMBERED
250
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,023
TO BRING THE FOOD.
251
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,928
NOURISHMENT THAT WILL--
WILL GIVE US A FIGHTING CHANCE
252
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,864
AGAINST THE COLD.
253
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,868
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE
BUT A LOT OF WINE.
254
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,104
FRENCH.
255
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,805
OH, GREAT.
WHEN THEY FIND OUR BODIES,
256
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,441
THEY'LL SAY
WE HAD GREAT TASTE.
257
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,609
WH--WHERE--WHERE'S THE FOOD?
258
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,778
WELL, THAT WOULD BE,
UH, IN--IN THE BOAT.
259
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,683
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
OFFICER.
260
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:02,186
I WILL.
GOODBYE.
261
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,320
WHAT DID THEY SAY?
262
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,655
THEY'RE SENDING
OVER A SPECIAL TEAM
263
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,858
THAT RESCUES PEOPLE
LOST IN THE SWAMPS.
264
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,859
AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?
265
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,827
I SAID, "GOOD."
266
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,131
STEPHANIE,
I'M SO WORRIED.
267
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,233
DICK ISN'T ACCUSTOMED
TO THE WILD.
268
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,400
WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL?
269
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,703
HE'S NOT EVEN ACCUSTOMED
TO WEARING FLANNEL.
270
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,438
WHAT IF WE NEVER
SEE THEM AGAIN?
271
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,441
HOW COULD I LIVE WITH IT KNOWING
MY LAST WORDS TO DICK WERE,
272
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:28,813
"IF EVERYBODY JUMPED
OFF A CLIFF, WOULD YOU?"
273
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,215
YOU KNOW,
ALL THIS WORRYING
274
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:34,618
JUST MAKES ME REALIZE
HOW MUCH I CARE FOR MICHAEL.
275
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,621
I MEAN,
SURE HE HAS HIS FAULTS,
276
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,623
BUT NOW THAT
HE'S IN TROUBLE,
277
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,560
I JUST WISH I COULD BE WITH HIM
TO HOLD HIM AND COMFORT HIM.
278
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,931
NOT IN A SWAMP,
OF COURSE.
279
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,366
MAYBE IN RIO.
280
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,137
THANKS.
281
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:57,008
NICE CRYSTAL.
282
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,375
LEVEL WITH ME,
DICK.
283
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:01,545
WHY IS IT EVERYONE
IS ALWAYS ON MY CASE?
284
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,815
I MEAN, FIRST THIS--THIS
PARTY THING WITH STEPHANIE,
285
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:08,052
AND NOW THE GUYS WITH THIS
LIFE AND DEATH BUSINESS.
286
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,824
WELL, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
IT'S--IT'S YOUR FAULT.
287
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,491
I MEAN, DID--DID YOU
EVER THINK OF THAT?
288
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,493
NO.
289
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,728
WELL, TAKE THIS
FIGHT WITH STEPHANIE.
290
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,063
WAS I WRONG?
291
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,032
WELL, I'VE--I'VE ONLY
HEARD HER SIDE OF IT,
292
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,301
BUT SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY,
293
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,569
AND THEN YOU BROKE THE DATE
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
294
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,471
BUT I'D BE GLAD
TO LISTEN TO YOUR SIDE.
295
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,874
THAT IS MY SIDE.
296
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,743
WELL, THEN YOU WERE WRONG
TO BREAK THE DATE.
297
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,078
WELL, DICK,
I HAD TO DO IT.
298
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,579
YOU WANTED TO DO THIS
DUCK HUNTING SHOW.
299
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,316
NO, YOU WANTED
TO DO THE DUCK HUNTING SHOW.
300
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,650
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
301
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,418
YOU WON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THINGS YOU DO.
302
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,687
I MEAN, JUST ONCE
I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SAY,
303
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:44,755
"IT'S ALL MY FAULT."
304
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,957
WELL, DICK,
305
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,059
JUST SHOW ME SOMETHING
THAT'S MY FAULT.
306
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,694
THE--THE THING
WITH STEPHANIE.
307
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:53,697
THE--THE--THE BUBBLE GUY
YOU TRIED TO STICK ME WITH.
308
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,566
THE FACT THAT YOU
DIDN'T TIE OFF THE BOAT,
309
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,934
AND--AND WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE HERE.
310
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,169
WELL, DICK,
311
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,304
IT'S A POOR WORKMAN
THAT BLAMES HIS TOOLS.
312
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,184
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
313
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,119
GOOD. MAYBE THAT'S
THE RESCUE TEAM.
314
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,725
HI.
315
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:25,296
I'M LARRY.
THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARRYL.
316
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,431
THIS IS MY OTHER
BROTHER DARRYL.
317
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,433
HI, LARRY.
DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE
318
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,035
A POLICE
SEARCH TEAM OUT THERE?
319
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,669
UH-HUH.
WE'RE IT.
320
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,239
OH, MY GOD.
321
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,508
EVENIN' MISS STEPHANIE.
322
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,077
YOU'RE LOOKIN' PARTICULARLY
RADIANT TONIGHT.
323
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,380
WELL, I CAN'T THINK
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
324
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,415
THE MAN I LOVE
MAY BE FREEZING TO DEATH
325
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,417
IN SOME GOD FORSAKEN SWAMP.
326
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,286
MAY I SAY IT AGREES WITH YOU?
327
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,989
LARRY.
328
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,457
LARRY,
COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY?
329
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,293
MA'AM,
DON'T WORRY.
330
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,162
ALIVE OR DEAD,
WE'LL BRING 'EM BACK.
331
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,763
BORROWED A BLOODHOUND
AND EVERYTHING.
332
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,133
OH,
BY THE WAY...
333
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,534
WOULD YOU MIND
IF WE BORROWED
334
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,403
AN ARTICLE OF YOUR HUSBAND'S
CLOTHING FOR THE DOG?
335
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,239
OH, CERTAINLY NOT.
HERE. TAKE THIS COAT.
336
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,407
THANKS.
337
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,044
THIS OUGHTA KEEP
OL' ROCKET WARM, HUH?
338
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,186
I DIDN'T WANNA DIE THIS WAY.
339
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:26,557
IS ANYBODY ELSE
AS TIRED AS I AM?
340
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:30,928
WELL, I'M GONNA
CATCH SOME SHUTEYE.
341
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,697
I WONDER WHAT
THE END WILL BE LIKE.
342
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,000
I READ SOMEWHERE
THAT FREEZING TO DEATH
343
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,936
FEELS EXACTLY LIKE
FALLING ASLEEP.
344
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,044
OKAY. EVERYBODY UP.
CALISTHENICS.
345
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,745
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING?
346
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:52,316
THIS IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD.
WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING.
347
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,986
MI--MICHAEL.
348
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,688
AH, YOU CAN
KEEP DOING THAT.
349
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,124
OKAY.
LET'S BEGIN.
350
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,558
ONE.
351
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,559
TWO.
352
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:03,627
ONE.
353
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,695
STOP HITTING ME.
354
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,963
STOP TAKING UP SO MUCH ROOM.
355
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,731
TWO.
356
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,733
OH,
YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
357
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,768
YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN IMPOSSIBLE.
358
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:12,769
EVER SI--
359
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,138
OH, NO.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
360
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,140
BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
NOT HERE.
361
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,175
EVER SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE--
362
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,643
DON'T.
I WARN YOU.
363
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,245
AND YOU RUINED
MY SCOUT KNIFE.
364
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,246
I DID NOT.
365
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,314
YES YOU DID.
366
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,382
I LEANT IT TO YOU.
367
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,682
I SAID,
"USE IT ON ANYTHING."
368
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:29,253
USE IT ON DIAMONDS,
SMASH IT ON A ROCK, ANYTHING.
369
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:32,123
JUST DON'T USE
IT TO OPEN A COCONUT.
370
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,125
AND WHAT'S THE FIRST
THING YOU DO?
371
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,160
OPEN A COCONUT.
YOU RUINED IT.
372
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,795
ALL RIGHT. I DID IT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
373
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:43,067
I HAD TO GO 16 MILES
TO FIND THAT COCONUT.
374
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,402
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
375
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,870
BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS A
WHINEY-FACED LITTLE THING,
376
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:48,139
AND YOU MADE ME SICK.
377
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,274
LISTEN, BLIMPO...
378
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,575
OH, OH, OH, OH...
379
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,044
ALL RIGHT. CUT IT--
CUT IT OUT.
380
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,111
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE BABIES.
381
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,179
HE STARTED IT.
382
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,647
DID NOT.
HE STARTED IT.
383
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,115
[DICK]
IT DOESN'T MATTER
384
00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,550
WHOSE FAULT IT WAS.
385
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,885
IT'S MY FAULT.
386
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,554
I ADMIT IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, DICK.
387
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,488
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
388
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,693
WELL,
WHAT IS?
389
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,430
EVERYTHING.
I FORGOT TO TIE OFF THE BOAT,
390
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,198
I FORGOT THE FOOD,
391
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,367
I BROKE MY DATE
WITH STEPHANIE,
392
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,370
I STUCK YOU WITH
THE BUBBLE GUY.
393
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,572
I'M TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING.
394
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,010
MICHAEL, THIS IS--
IS PARTIALLY MY FAULT.
395
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:30,548
I MEAN, I MEAN,
THE THING WITH STEPHANIE...
396
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,250
WAS--WAS YOUR FAULT,
397
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,252
AND THE--THE BOAT,
398
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,888
THAT WAS--WAS CERTAINLY
YOUR FAULT.
399
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,890
BUT IF YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE FACT THAT
400
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,560
WE'RE--THAT WE'RE
ALL GONNA DIE HERE,
401
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,129
THAT'S--THAT'S PART--
PARTLY MY FAULT.
402
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,565
HOW?
403
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,507
WELL, UM...
404
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,443
YOU--UH, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE MY PRODUCER.
405
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:05,048
AND IF--AND IF I HADN'T AGREED
TO--TO DO THIS STUPID SHOW,
406
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,585
YOU WOULD--
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
407
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,757
YEAH, AND IF CHESTER
AND I HADN'T WANTED
408
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,693
TO BE ON T.V. SO MUCH,
YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
409
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,565
I'M PROBABLY MOST TO BLAME.
410
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,567
IF I HADN'T
ROWED YOU OUT HERE,
411
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,370
YOU DEFINITELY
WOULDN'T BE HERE.
412
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,306
I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE.
413
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,878
YOU--YOU GUYS ARE TRYING
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, RIGHT?
414
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,948
[ALL]
MM-HMM.
415
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,485
YOU GUYS ARE--ARE
THE BEST DAMN FRIENDS...
416
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,986
A FELLA EVER HAD.
417
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,089
TOO BAD IN A COUPLE HOURS
418
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:49,126
WE'RE ALL GONNA
BE LIFELESS WADS.
419
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,130
WHOA.
420
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,536
[GRUNTS]
421
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,571
DICK,
IF WE DON'T PULL THROUGH,
422
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,673
MY ONLY REGRET'LL BE THAT
423
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,243
I DIDN'T MAKE THIS
A GREAT TRIP FOR YOU.
424
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,682
AND THAT I ROWED
MICHAEL OUT HERE.
425
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,749
HOW ABOUT YOU,
DICK?
426
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,819
ANY REGRETS?
427
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,155
REGRETS?
428
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,790
I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.
429
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,526
WELL, COME ON, DICK.
430
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,695
THERE--THERE MUST
BE SOMETHING.
431
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,930
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
THAT CROSSES YOUR MIND?
432
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,100
THERE'S--THERE'S NOTHING.
433
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:33,304
OH, YEAH.
THERE'S SOMETHING.
434
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:38,709
WELL, THERE'S JUST
THIS SILLY THING...
435
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,278
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO MORE
THAN ANYTHING ELSE
436
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,814
IN MY--IN MY WHOLE
ENTIRE LIFE.
437
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,049
DON'T BE SHY, DICK.
TELL US.
438
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,784
YEAH.
WE WANNA KNOW.
439
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,621
WELL, I, UH...
440
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:54,124
I ALWAYS--I ALWAYS WANTED--
WANTED TO PLAY...
441
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,628
PROFESSOR HAROLD HILL
IN THE MUSIC MAN.
442
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,230
WHAT?
443
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,932
I--I ALWAYS WANTED--
WANTED TO PLAY PROFESS--
444
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:06,937
PROFESSOR HAROLD--HAROLD HILL
IN--IN THE MUSIC MAN.
445
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,608
AND I--AND I NEVER DID.
446
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,008
AND I...
447
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,311
I THINK I WOULD'VE--
I WOULD'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD.
448
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,313
DO IT.
449
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,414
WHAT?
450
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,582
YEAH. DO IT.
451
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,618
THERE'S NO TIME
LIKE THE PRESENT.
452
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,521
THERE MAY BE NO TIME
BUT THE PRESENT.
453
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,424
HERE IN A DUCK BLIND?
454
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,361
YEAH.
DON'T DIE WITH REGRETS, DICK.
455
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:37,067
I GUESS I COULD--
I COULD DO A LITTLE SINGING.
456
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,002
YEAH.
457
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,547
WELL, YOU--YEAH YOU
GOT TROUBLE MY FRIEND.
458
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:55,252
RIGHT HERE, I SAY, TROUBLE
RIGHT HERE IN--IN RIVER CITY.
459
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,254
WHY,
SURE I'M A BILLIARD PLAYER.
460
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,123
CERTAINLY MIGHTY
PROUD TO SAY...
461
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,359
I'M ALWAYS MIGHTY
PROUD TO SAY IT.
462
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:03,560
SELL IT, DICK.
463
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,763
I CONSIDER
THE HOURS I SPEND
464
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,798
WITH A CUE IN MY HAND
ARE GOLDEN.
465
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,433
HELP ME CULTIVATE
HORSE SENSE--
466
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,135
AND A COOL HEAD,
AND A KEEN EYE.
467
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,338
DID YOU EVER TAKE AND TRY
TO GIVE AN IRONCLAD LEAVE
468
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,739
TO YOURSELF FROM
A THREE-RAIL BILLIARD SHOT--
469
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,510
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
YOU EVER UPSTAGE ANYBODY.
470
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,945
BUT IT'S MY PART.
I--I--I PLAYED THAT PART
471
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,014
IN COMMUNITY THEATRE
84 TIMES.
472
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,049
IT WAS HIS DREAM.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU.
473
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,083
NO, NO, NO.
474
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,719
BUT HE WAS TERRIBLE.
WE ALL SAW IT.
475
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,422
THAT'S IT.
I'M SWIMMING.
476
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,859
HI. I'M LARRY.
THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARRYL--
477
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,861
WE'RE SAVED.
478
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:41,799
[CHEERING]
479
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,233
WE'RE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE.
480
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,235
HOW DID--HOW DID YOU--
YOU GUYS FIND US?
481
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,503
WE HEARD SINGIN'.
482
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,906
DARRYL LOVES DINNER THEATRE,
SO WE CAME THIS WAY.
483
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:52,543
I KNEW THAT VOICE OF YOURS
WOULD COME IN HANDY SOMETIME.
484
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,177
A NATURAL FOGHORN.
485
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,512
THANKS.
486
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,047
YOU KNOW,
ABOUT THAT KNIFE,
487
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,515
IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
488
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,384
THAT COCONUT GAVE
ME A STOMACH ACHE.
489
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,552
AH, JIM.
490
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,120
I'VE BEEN WAITIN'
A LIFETIME TO HEAR THAT.
491
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,493
NICE NUMBER,
DICK.
492
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,464
HERE, UH, DARRYL?
493
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,165
COULD YOU GET
A HOLD OF THIS? HERE.
494
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,635
JUST FOR THE RECORD,
DICK,
495
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,705
THIS WAS NOT
A TYPICAL OPENING DAY.
496
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,640
THANKS, GEORGE.
497
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:27,611
NO. REALLY.
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
498
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:30,547
WITH A CAPITAL "T,"
AND THAT RHYMES WITH "P,"
499
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,249
AND THAT STANDS
FOR "POOL--"
500
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,751
GEOR--GEORGE...
501
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,887
GET IN THE BOAT.
502
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:17,861
MEOW.
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