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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,258 --> 00:01:00,892 - WELL, HERE WE ARE. - YEAH. 2 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,028 AFTER TWO WEEKS OF STAYING IN ONE HOTEL AFTER ANOTHER... 3 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:06,531 IT'S REALLY GREAT TO BE BACK HOME... 4 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,333 IN OUR INN. [LAUGHS] 5 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:12,370 HI! I THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR CAR PULL UP. 6 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,106 - BOY, IS IT GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS! - OH, GEORGE! 7 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,508 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU! 8 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,843 UH, I JUST GOT YOUR POSTCARD OF 9 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,112 THE EIFFEL TOWER TODAY. 10 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:24,315 IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT, BUT, UH, ISN'T IT SUPPOSED 11 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,250 TO BE LEANING? 12 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,321 - NO. NO, GEORGE. - WELL... 13 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,190 I GUESS THEY FIXED IT. 14 00:01:33,192 --> 00:01:34,726 SO, HOW-HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN HERE? 15 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,995 OH, YOU KNOW... SAME AS USUAL. 16 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,530 NOTHING EVER CHANGES AROUND HERE. 17 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,398 LAST WEEK, I WAS TELLING MY FRIEND, DUTCH-- 18 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,600 DID I KNOW DUTCH BEFORE YOU LEFT? 19 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,435 UM... DUTCH? 20 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,804 NO, I GUESS I DIDN'T, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MEET HIM. 21 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,806 HE'S THE FUNNIEST GUY IN VERMONT. 22 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,642 AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS SO. 23 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,744 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM AT THE PARTY. 24 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,512 - THE PARTY? - OH, YEAH. 25 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,682 YOU MISSED THAT TOO. WELL, IT WAS SOME WILD PARTY. 26 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,617 AND DUTCH WAS THE LIFE OF IT. 27 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,286 HE WAS DOING THIS ONE THING TO EVERYBODY AT THE PARTY. 28 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,655 - OH, LOOK AT THAT. - WHAT? 29 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,389 [ROLLS TONGUE] 30 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,491 THAT'S WHAT HE WAS DOING! 31 00:02:07,493 --> 00:02:10,995 BOY, THIS INN WAS ROCKING WITH LAUGHTER. 32 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,697 - THE PARTY WAS HERE? - YEAH! 33 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,567 AND IT WAS A DOOZY! 34 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,135 WHO-WHO GAVE THE PARTY, GEORGE? 35 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,371 WELL, I GUESS, IN A WAY, YOU DID. 36 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,642 NO-NO, WE DIDN'T. WE-WE WERE IN EUROPE. 37 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,778 WELL, YEAH, BUT KIRK SAID 38 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,379 IF YOU'D BEEN HERE, YOU WOULD'VE WANTED 39 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,514 TO GIVE HIM AND CINDY A GOING AWAY PARTY. 40 00:02:30,516 --> 00:02:33,084 KIRK AND CINDY ARE GONE? 41 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,119 [INHALES] YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 42 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,221 THINGS DID CHANGE. 43 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,926 DICK! JOANNA! YOU'RE BACK! 44 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:44,696 - OH, HI! - HELLO, MR. WORLD TRAVELER. 45 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,530 AND MRS. W.T. 46 00:02:46,532 --> 00:02:48,600 - HOW WAS GAY PARIS? - WHO-WHO CARES? 47 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,969 ALL I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IS-IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH KIRK AND CINDY. 48 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,870 - WELL, THEY WENT TO NEW YORK-- - CINDY GOT THIS GREAT JOB-- 49 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,271 ALL RIGHT. HOLD-HOLD-- HOLD IT-- HOLD IT! 50 00:02:54,273 --> 00:02:56,340 YOU. WH-WHERE'D THEY GO? 51 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,509 - EUROPE. - WHY? 52 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,044 - UM...UM... - YOU. 53 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,413 CINDY GOT A JOB AS A CLOWN IN A CIRCUS. 54 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:05,083 THEY REALLY MOVED AWAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 55 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,217 OH, BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF MOVING, 56 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,518 THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD BE. 57 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,553 TELEVISION PRODUCER HAS TO BE UP BY MID-MORNING. 58 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:12,189 OH, BY THE WAY, DICK, I THINK I CAN GET YOU 59 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,725 THAT DRESSING ROOM YOU WANTED. 60 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,094 I DIDN'T ASK FOR A DRESSING ROOM. I ASKED FOR AN OFFICE. 61 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,462 ISN'T THAT WHAT I SAID? 62 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,632 STEPHANIE, NIGHT NIGHT. 63 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,133 LOVE YOU, BYE. 64 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:32,343 GOD, WE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE. 65 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,779 GEE, I'M KIND OF HURT THAT KIRK AND CINDY LEFT 66 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,114 WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOOD-BYE. 67 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,649 OH, HE SAID GOOD-BYE. 68 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,383 HE STOOD RIGHT THERE ON THE LANDING AND SAID-- 69 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:43,054 GEORGE, WE WEREN'T HERE. WE WERE IN EUROPE. 70 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,689 BUT THEY LEFT YOU A NOTE. 71 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,529 "DEAR DICK AND JOANNA, 72 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,531 "WE'RE SO SORRY TO RUSH OFF LIKE THIS 73 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,033 "WITHOUT SEEING YOU. 74 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,901 "YOU WERE THE FIRST FRIENDS WE HAD. 75 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,637 "THE FIRST AND BEST. 76 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,539 "WE WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH WE WILL MISS YOU. 77 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:05,309 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. LOVE, CINDY." 78 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:06,744 THAT'S A LOVELY GOOD-BYE NOTE. 79 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,746 AND THERE'S A P.S. FOR YOU, ON THE BACK, DICK. 80 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,084 "DICK, NO TIME TO SELL THE CAFE. 81 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,486 "YOU DO IT. MUST HAVE 18 THOU. 82 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,555 ASK A HUNDRED. KIRK." 83 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,259 ONE LOVELY GOOD-BYE NOTE AFTER ANOTHER. 84 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:28,632 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT THE REFRIGERATOR 85 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:30,768 - DOESN'T WORK. - YEAH, I DID. 86 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,136 [SIGHS] AND THE, UH... 87 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,205 THREE BURNERS ON THE STOVE DON'T WORK, BUT, UH, 88 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,240 I THINK THEY CAN BE FIXED. I'LL-I'LL ASK MY HANDYMAN. 89 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,576 HE'S UP, CHECKING THE ATTIC. UH-- UH, GEORGE? 90 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,946 - YEAH? - CAN-CAN THOSE BURNERS ON THE STOVE BE FIXED? 91 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,248 NO. 92 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,051 WELL, APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG. 93 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:49,653 DON'T NEED TO TELL ME ALL THIS, YOU KNOW. 94 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,090 - I DON'T? - NO. 95 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,691 BARN BLEW DOWN. 96 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:57,595 JUST LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE TO STORE MY HAY. 97 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:01,565 WELL, I'M SURE YOUR HAY WILL BE HAPPY HERE. 98 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,067 SO, DO-DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 99 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,002 WELL, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 100 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:08,339 I WAS LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING A BIT NICER. 101 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,442 THANKS, ANYHOW. 102 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,978 UH, TO-TO STORE HAY, ALL-- ALL YOU NEED 103 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,747 IS A ROOF TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF. 104 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,315 UH...ROOF IS SHOT, DICK. 105 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,053 HAVE-- HAVE A NICE DAY. 106 00:05:23,422 --> 00:05:25,990 WELL, GUESS I'LL ADD THE ROOF TO THE LIST. 107 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,862 JUST SAW MR. HINTON LEAVING. I GUESS HE WASN'T RACING 108 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,830 - FOR HIS CHECKBOOK. - WELL... 109 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,999 THE ONLY THING ANYONE'S RACED FOR THIS WHOLE STUPID WEEK 110 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,834 HAS BEEN THE DOOR. I MEAN, 111 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,502 IT'S-IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. KIRK IS FINALLY 112 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,538 HALF A WORLD AWAY, AND I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY IT. 113 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,241 WE-WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SELL THIS PLACE. 114 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,143 OH, HONEY, DON'T GIVE UP HOPE. 115 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,411 NOW, THAT MR. DARLING FROM NEW YORK IS COMING BY 116 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,113 IN A LITTLE WHILE, AND MAYBE HE'LL BUY IT. 117 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:52,116 [CLATTERING AND RUMBLING] 118 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,388 UH, CHIMNEY PROBLEMS, DICK. 119 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,426 OH, DICK, WHAT IF WE CAN'T SELL IT? 120 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,795 WELL, IT'LL JUST SIT HERE AND DECAY. 121 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,396 AND IF ANYONE ASKS, "WHERE'S THE STRATFORD INN," 122 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,764 PEOPLE WILL SAY, "YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 123 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,834 IT'S NEXT TO THAT PILE OF ROT." 124 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,236 HI, DICK, JOANNA. STEPHANIE TOLD ME YOU'D BE HERE. 125 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:16,073 AND I WAS RIGHT. GIVE ME A KISS. 126 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,609 STEPHANIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE INN. 127 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:21,578 I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE. 128 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,747 STEPHANIE. 129 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:26,017 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 130 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,485 YOU'RE SO PRETTY WHEN YOU POUT. 131 00:06:28,487 --> 00:06:30,254 REALLY? 132 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,660 DICK, I HOPE YOU CAN TEAR YOURSELF AWAY AND COME DOWN 133 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,830 TO THE STATION. WE'VE GOT MR. DRESSING ROOM READY FOR YOU. 134 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,464 I THOUGHT IT WAS MR. OFFICE. 135 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:41,833 WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, LAST TIME I LOOKED, 136 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,168 IT WAS MR. UTILITY ROOM. [CHUCKLES] 137 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,669 BUT COME ON DOWN, TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 138 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,005 AND WE CAN SHOOT THAT PROMO AT THE SAME TIME. 139 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,474 - PROMO? - YEAH, THAT'S A COMMERCIAL FOR A T.V. SHOW. 140 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:51,775 SOMETHING TO SAY TO JOHN Q. PUBLIC, 141 00:06:51,777 --> 00:06:54,478 "HEY, I'M HERE. LOVE ME." 142 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,714 I-I KNOW WHAT A PROMO IS. I-I DIDN'T KNOW 143 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,649 - WE WERE DOING ONE. - YEAH, TODAY. 144 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,417 ONLY IF THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, DICK. 145 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:03,955 - WELL, IT'S NOT. - OUCH. 146 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,858 I, SORT OF, BOOKED THE HALL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 147 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,960 HIRED THE CREW, CAMERAS... 148 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,328 LIGHTS, ENGINEERS... 149 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:13,297 MAKE UP, WARDROBE, TRANSPORTATION, CATERING... 150 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,333 [INHALES] THAT'S WHY TODAY WOULD'VE BEEN 151 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,135 PERFECT. 152 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,238 WELL, THE ONLY THING YOU FORGOT TO BOOK WAS ME, 153 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,639 AND I CAN'T LEAVE. I HAVE A MAN WHO'S GONNA LOOK AT THE CAFE. 154 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:24,375 WELL, DICK, YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING AROUND WITH THIS CAFE 155 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,310 FOR A WEEK NOW. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET BACK THE REAL WORLD? 156 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,079 WE'VE GOT A TELEVISION SHOW TO DO. 157 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,613 AS SOON AS I SELL IT. 158 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,349 WELL, THEN SELL IT. WH-WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 159 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,351 HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 160 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,753 END OF PROBLEM. 161 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,422 MICHAEL, TEARING UP THAT LIST DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT 162 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,624 THREE BURNERS ON THE STOVE DON'T WORK. 163 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,493 WRONG ATTITUDE, GUYS. YOU DON'T HAVE THREE BURNERS 164 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:46,197 THAT DON'T WORK, YOU HAVE ONE BURNER THAT DOES WORK. 165 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,699 WHAT ABOUT A REFRIGERATOR THAT DOESN'T GET COLD? 166 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:51,635 THEN IT'S FROST-FREE. 167 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:55,239 AT WORST, IT'S AN AIRTIGHT CLOSET WITH A LIGHT THAT GOES ON 168 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,573 WHEN YOU OPEN IT. 169 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:58,910 NO, IT DOESN'T. 170 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,212 WHEN YOU SELL SOMETHING, I THINK THE LAW OF THE LAND 171 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,947 IS "BUYER BEWARE." IT MIGHT EVEN BE 172 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,016 IN THE CONSTITUTION. 173 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,052 - NO, IT ISN'T. - THEN IT'S AN AMENDMENT. 174 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,853 WE'RE NOT GONNA LIE TO THESE PEOPLE. 175 00:08:09,855 --> 00:08:11,488 DID I LIE, WHEN I SAID ONE BURNER WORKED? 176 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,357 DON'T SAY THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY. 177 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,526 SAY IT'S FULL. 178 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,494 MICHAEL, I'M NOT GONNA DO BUSINESS THAT WAY. 179 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,730 WELL, IT'S UP TO YOU, DICK. YOU CAN EITHER DO IT MY WAY 180 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:22,066 OR SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE NEXT DOOR TO A WEED-INFESTED, 181 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,302 RATS' NEST OF AN EYESORE. 182 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,437 [KNOCKS] EXCUSE ME? 183 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,472 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THIS CAFE. 184 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:30,574 OH, RIGHT. YOU'RE, UH-- YOU'RE DARLING. 185 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:34,178 DICK, MASSAGE HIM. DON'T SEDUCE HIM. 186 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,347 - HIS NAME IS DARLING. - REALLY? WHAT IS IT? 187 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,082 DARLING. CLAUDE DARLING. 188 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,651 OH, I'M UP TO SPEED NOW, DICK. 189 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,219 HI, I'M, UH-- I'M DICK LOUDON. 190 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:44,721 AND THIS IS MY WIFE, JOANNA. AND THIS IS MICHAEL HARRIS. 191 00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:46,590 WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 192 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:49,493 BOY! BOY! THIS PLACE ISN'T BAD, HUH? 193 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,229 IT ISN'T? 194 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:54,265 [QUIETLY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 195 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,401 UH, THE KITCHEN IS OVER HERE. 196 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,703 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO OPEN UP A RESTAURANT, 197 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,873 BUT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I'VE SEEN THAT'S FULLY EQUIPPED. 198 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,809 YEAH, IT'S GOT A STOVE AND EVERYTHING. 199 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,479 YEAH, TH-THERE'S SOMETHING I SHOULD TELL YOU ABOUT 200 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,781 THE STOVE. UH, NOT-NOT ALL BURNERS-- 201 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,684 [CLEARS THROAT] 202 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:17,588 ARE-ARE-- ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. 203 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,857 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, UM... 204 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,496 ONE IS OUTSTANDING. 205 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,665 HONEY... STOP IT! 206 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,104 WHAT ARE ALL THESE BRICKS ON THE FLOOR? 207 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,373 THEY'RE, UM... 208 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,541 F-- FOR THE CHIMNEY. 209 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,343 THEY'RE, UH, INCLUDED IN THE PRICE. 210 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,045 UH, DICK, UH... 211 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,147 OH, HI. 212 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,616 DICK, I GOT RID OF THAT CLOG IN THE VENT. 213 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,751 OH. VERY GOOD, GEORGE. WHAT WAS IT? 214 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,821 I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN I WOKE IT UP, IT RAN OFF. 215 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,159 GREAT. GREAT. SO THE VENT'S CLEAR. 216 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,028 WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 217 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,264 UH, YOU-- YOU'RE ASKING, UM... 218 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,699 - 18 THOUSAND, HMM? - UH, YES. 219 00:10:02,701 --> 00:10:04,568 WOW. WHAT A BUY. WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING? A CHARITY? 220 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,937 MR. DARLING, I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU, 221 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:10,508 THE REASON THE COST IS SO LOW IS THAT THE PLACE NEEDS SOME WORK. 222 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,610 OH, I EXPECT TO SPEND A FEW DOLLARS ON REPAIRS. 223 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:15,379 IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO BREAK A FEW EGGS, 224 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,880 YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN THE KITCHEN. 225 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,615 CUTE PHRASE. [CHUCKLES] 226 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:21,118 DARLING BY NAME, DARLING BY NATURE. 227 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,854 LET'S SAVE SOME TIME. UM, WE BOTH KNOW 228 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,222 HOW THESE THINGS WORK. NOW, LOOK, YOU-- 229 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,590 YOU WANNA SHOW ME THE GOOD THINGS, 230 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,559 AND, UH, I'M GONNA LOOK FOR THE BAD. 231 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,328 BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE WHEN I SEE IT. 232 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,397 WOULD YOU ACCEPT, UM... 233 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,499 17.5? 234 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:39,070 - WELL, UM... - ALL RIGHT. BUT WE'RE NOT THROWING IN THE BRICKS. 235 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,105 WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR TRYING. 236 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,973 18 IT IS. 237 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,114 UH, M-MR. DARLING, ARE-ARE YOU REALLY SURE-- 238 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,517 HE'S SURE. JOANNA, TAKE HIS CHECK. 239 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,486 DICK, LET'S MAKE A PROMO. 240 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,899 WELL, DOES THIS SCREAM PROMO TO YOU, 241 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,834 THE WAY IT DOES TO ME? 242 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,437 NO, IT SCREAMS, "WHY IS THERE SAND HERE?" 243 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,840 WELL, THE THEME OF THE PIECE IS "SUMMER'S OVER." 244 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,476 WHAT HAS SAND GOT TO DO WITH VERMONT? 245 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,178 WH-WHERE'D YOU EVEN FIND SAND IN VERMONT? 246 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:25,015 WE DIDN'T. THAT'S KITTY LITTER. 247 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,917 ONLY WE'LL KNOW. 248 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,619 MI-MICHAEL, WH-WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HERE? 249 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,354 ONE OF THOSE TACKY BEACH CROWD COMMERCIALS, 250 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,022 WITH-WITH GIRLS IN BIKINIS? 251 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,558 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE NO OPINION OF ME AT ALL. 252 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,861 HI, MICHAEL. YOU WANTED TO CHECK WARDROBE? 253 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,097 UH, NOT JUST NOW, JUDY. 254 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,799 OH. WELL. 255 00:11:42,801 --> 00:11:44,901 I'LL BE BACKSTAGE. 256 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,870 [QUIETLY] YOU ARE HAVING GIRLS IN BIKINIS! 257 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,706 NO, NO, DICK. ONE GIRL. ONE BIKINI. 258 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,242 LOOK, YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW. 259 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,144 DO YOU THINK, FOR AN INSTANT, ANYONE IS GONNA LOOK AT HER, 260 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,713 WHILE-WHILE YOU'RE TALKING? 261 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,449 - I'M NOT DOING IT. - DICK... 262 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,685 - WHY DON'T WE DISCUSS THIS IN PRIVATE SOMEPLACE? - WHERE? CABANA? 263 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,554 [LAUGHS] [MOCKS LAUGHTER] 264 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,527 WELL, DICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 265 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,228 I THINK IT'S A STUPID PROMO. 266 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,463 [CHUCKLING] NO, I MEAN, 267 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,897 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR NEW DRESSING ROOM? 268 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,500 OH. I-I ASKED FOR AN OFFICE. 269 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,637 I THINK THE PROMO'S GOING TO WORK. 270 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,738 WELL, I DON'T, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN IT. 271 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,774 - WHAT DO YOU WANT CHANGED? - I WANT THE GIRL OUT. 272 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,277 NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ROOM. 273 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,413 SPEAK UP. YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO GO ON. 274 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,383 - I-I HATE THE COLOR. - THAT WE CAN'T CHANGE. 275 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,185 - THEN-THEN LEAVE IT ALONE. - THE PROMO? 276 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,752 THE ROOM! 277 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,622 DICK, DICK, YOU'RE TALKING IN CIRCLES. 278 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,157 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A TRY? 279 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,925 JUST FOR TODAY. 280 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,327 WH-WHICH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 281 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,628 THE ROOM OR THE PROMO? 282 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,030 WELL, I-I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ROOM-- 283 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,566 BUT IF YOU'RE SAYING YOU'LL GIVE THE PROMO A TRY-- 284 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,268 THE ROOM IS FINE. THE PROMO IS OUT. I DO HAVE PRINCIPLES. 285 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,672 DICK? DICK, I'M SORRY TO BURST IN LIKE THIS, 286 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,674 BUT I JUST SPOKE WITH MR. DARLING, 287 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,175 AND I FEEL SO GUILTY. 288 00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,643 WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 289 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:02,979 THAT POOR MAN HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO. 290 00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:05,683 THAT 18 THOUSAND IS ALL HE HAD. 291 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,586 THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN AFFORD TO FIX UP THE PLACE. 292 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,854 [SIGHS] WE LIED TO HIM, DICK. 293 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,424 WE CHEATED HIM. WE SWINDLED HIM 294 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,958 OUT OF HIS LIFE SAVINGS. 295 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,827 IN OTHER WORDS, YOU BEHAVED LIKE PEOPLE 296 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,463 WITH VERY FEW PRINCIPLES. 297 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,164 NO PRINCIPLES. 298 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,467 NONE WHATSOEVER. 299 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,869 DICK, ABOUT THE PROMO... 300 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,214 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY MR. DARLING BOUGHT THE CAFE? 301 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,682 WHY? 302 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,384 BECAUSE HIS WIFE JUST RECENTLY PASSED AWAY. 303 00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,988 HE CAME HERE TO START A NEW LIFE. 304 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,423 IN OTHER WORDS, WE... 305 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,793 SWINDLED A WIDOWER. 306 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,729 OH, GOD. 307 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,131 A WIDOWER? THAT'S ROUGH. 308 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,000 I'M TRYING LIKE THE DEVIL TO THINK OF SOMEONE 309 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,901 I CAN FIX HIM UP WITH. 310 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,539 DICK, WE HAVE TO TELL THAT MAN THE TRUTH. 311 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:03,841 YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT. 312 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,743 GOOD-BYE, DARLING. HELLO, ROT. 313 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,477 W-WAIT-- WAIT, WAIT. DICK, YOU ALREADY TOLD THE TRUTH, 314 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:10,514 REMEMBER? UH, THE OUTSTANDING BURNER, TH-TH-THE BRICKS 315 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,750 FOR THE CHIMNEY, UH, "BUYER BEWARE--" 316 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,863 MR. DARLING? 317 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,298 MR. DARLING? 318 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,935 OH, NO. HE'S ALREADY STARTED PAINTING A SIGN. 319 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,304 HE'S NAMING THE PLACE AFTER HIS WIFE. 320 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,743 HIS WIFE'S NAME WAS "PO?" 321 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:43,180 NO, POLLY! OBVIOUSLY, HE HASN'T FINISHED THE SIGN. 322 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,848 HI, NEIGHBORS! 323 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,117 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SIGN? 324 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,752 OH, IT-IT'LL BE GREAT WHEN IT'S FINISHED. 325 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,420 IT IS FINISHED. 326 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,355 MY WIFE'S NAME WAS POLLY, 327 00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:55,125 BUT, UH, I USED TO CALL HER... 328 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,194 I, UH... 329 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,296 I USED TO CALL HER... 330 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,834 PO. 331 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,305 UH, MR. DARLING, THERE'S A-- THERE'S A REASON WE'RE HERE. 332 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,507 OH, WE'RE NEIGHBORS NOW. PLEASE... 333 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,076 CALL ME CLAUDE. 334 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,612 [DRAMATICALLY] CLAUDE... 335 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,781 UH, TH-THE REASON WE'RE HERE 336 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:21,085 IS-IS WE CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH SELLING YOU THE CAFE. 337 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,320 WHAT? WHY NOT? 338 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,757 UH, BECAUSE THERE'S SOME THINGS ABOUT THE CAFE, WE-- 339 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,658 WE DIDN'T TELL YOU... 340 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,694 CLAUDE. 341 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,430 LIKE-LIKE WHAT? 342 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,166 WELL, CLAUDE... 343 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:40,104 LIKE THE FACT THAT SOME OF THE-THE APPLIANCES DON'T WORK. 344 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,573 IN-IN FACT, MOST OF THE APPLIANCES DON'T WORK. 345 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:47,277 OH, I ALWAYS EXPECTED TO SPEND A FEW DOLLARS-- 346 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,813 MOST OF THE APPLIANCES DON'T WORK? 347 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,381 RIGHT. 348 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,250 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE? 349 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,754 BECAUSE WE'RE SWINDLERS, THAT'S WHY! 350 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,488 HONEY, WE'RE-- WE'RE NOT SWINDLERS. 351 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,792 BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE OUR-- YOU'RE OUR FIRST SWINDLE... 352 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,693 CLAUDE. 353 00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:05,629 THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE. 354 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,765 - TELL HIM, DICK. - THE-THE ROOF IS BAD, 355 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,900 THE WIRING IS BAD... 356 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,501 NOT AS BAD AS THE PLUMBING. 357 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,570 FACE IT, WE'RE BAD. 358 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,139 TH-THE POINT IS WE DECEIVED YOU 359 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,941 AND-AND WE'RE SORRY, AND-AND WE'D REALLY FELL BETTER 360 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,343 IF-- IF WE JUST CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 361 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,646 HERE'S-- HERE'S YOUR CHECK BACK. 362 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,919 WAIT A MINUTE. MM-HMM. 363 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,454 YOU'VE GOT A BETTER OFFER, HAVEN'T YOU? 364 00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:32,923 NO, UH, TRUST US. 365 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,493 WE-WE LIED TO YOU. 366 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,728 WHAT IS IT? SOMEBODY WANTS TO BUILD A MALL? 367 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,864 - NO! - A THEME PARK? 368 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,566 NO, REALLY! WE'RE JUST DIRT! 369 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,337 NO-NOBODY WANTS TO BUILD ANYTHING. 370 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,307 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CHEAT ME OUT OF MY CAFE? 371 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,609 WE AREN'T. 372 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,512 - CLAUDE-- - DON'T CALL ME THAT. 373 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,881 ONLY MY FRIENDS CALL ME CLAUDE. 374 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,083 PEOPLE LIKE YOU CALL ME DARLING. 375 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,790 WELL, WE'RE-- WE'RE SORRY FOR WHAT-- 376 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,892 WHAT HAPPENED HERE... DARLING. 377 00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:14,064 BUT WE JUST DON'T WANT YOU THINK THAT-- 378 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,033 THAT WE'RE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD-- 379 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,035 WOULD SELL SOMETHING, BUT BY MISREPRESENTING IT. 380 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,369 PLEASE, TAKE-- TAKE YOUR CHECK. 381 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,671 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GIVING THIS PLACE UP 382 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,274 FOR A LOUSY 18 THOUSAND. 383 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,943 BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU PAID FOR IT. 384 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,945 YEAH, BUT IF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING A BETTER OFFER, 385 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,512 I WANT A PIECE OF IT. 386 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:32,249 I'LL TAKE 18.5. 387 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,251 WE'RE NOT GETTING A BETTER OFFER. 388 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,519 THEN I'M KEEPING THE CAFE. 389 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:39,022 BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CAFE. IF YOU KEEP THE CAFE, 390 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,424 - WE'RE-- - GARBAGE. 391 00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:43,360 THEN GIVE ME THE 18.5. 392 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,762 DICK, GIVE HIM THE 18.5. 393 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,297 ALL RIGHT. 18.5. [SIGHS] 394 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,967 19. 395 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,534 CLAUDE! 396 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,436 18.5 AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER. 397 00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:55,772 OKAY. BUT I'M TAKING THE BRICKS. 398 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,075 FINE. HERE'S YOUR CHECK. 18 THOUSAND. 399 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,277 AND I'LL GIVE YOU OUR CHECK FOR FIVE HUNDRED. 400 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,680 I'LL NEED TWO PIECES OF I.D. 401 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,582 I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR I.D.! 402 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,950 YOU WEREN'T DEALING WITH GARBAGE. 403 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,386 THAT'S TRUE. 404 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,054 HERE. 405 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,956 IS THIS YOUR RIGHT ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER? 406 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,858 - CLAUDE! - OKAY. 407 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,326 NOW, I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DOWN TO THE BANK 408 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,529 BEFORE IT CLOSES AND GET IT CASHED. 409 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,565 I'LL BE BACK FOR MY BRICKS. 410 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,167 AND BY THE WAY... 411 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,236 I KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE. 412 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,308 OH, WELL, I FEEL BETTER. HOW ABOUT YOU? 413 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,576 YEAH-- YEAH, MUCH BETTER. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO CLEAN OUT 414 00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:37,180 THAT BANK ACCOUNT FOR MONTHS. 415 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:40,217 DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO SELL THE CAFE TO SOMEBODY ELSE? 416 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,819 HONEY, OF COURSE WE'LL SELL IT. YOU AND I ARE DECENT PEOPLE. 417 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,355 WE'LL SELL IT IF IT TAKES EVERY CENT WE GOT. 418 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,729 MICHAEL, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 419 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,398 - IN THE PROMO SCRIPT. - CAN IT WAIT, DICK? 420 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,334 NO, IT CAN'T. 421 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,303 IT-IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE ME SAYING ARE 422 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,538 - GONNA BE GUESTS THIS SEASON. - OH, WHAT'S THE QUESTION? 423 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,473 ARE THEY GONNA BE GUESTS THIS SEASON? 424 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,243 WELL, WHO IN PARTICULAR? 425 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,878 TOM SELLECK? 426 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,081 WE'RE CLOSE, DICK. IT'S BETWEEN US AND A MOVIE. 427 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,083 THROW IT OUT. 428 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,119 THE POPE? 429 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,121 THERE IS SOME DISPUTE OVER WHETHER HIS HOLINESS 430 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,657 WILL PAY HIS OWN AIRFARE. 431 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,826 OUT. 432 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,396 I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AMELIA EARHART. 433 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,365 - WELL, IT-- - MICHAEL, AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH 434 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,434 THE LAST COUPLE DAYS, I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING 435 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,369 THAT ISN'T ABSOLUTELY HONEST. 436 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,271 WELL, DICK, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY? 437 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:38,208 UH..."SUMMER'S OVER" IS OKAY. 438 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,676 SO IS THE PART ABOUT HAVING 439 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,579 VARIOUS KINDS OF GUESTS. 440 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,615 AND I DON'T MIND SAYING WE'RE ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON. AND THAT'S IT. 441 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,819 OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. I MEAN, YOUR PROMO, YOUR WAY. 442 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:52,222 I'LL JUST GO TO MAKE UP, HAVE THEM DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SHINY NOSE. 443 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,823 [MAN OVER INTERCOM] MICHAEL, WE'RE READY. 444 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,726 DICK, YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW! WE'RE-WE'RE SHOOTING, MOMENTITO. 445 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,828 YOU SAID MY NOSE WAS SHINY. 446 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,130 KEEP IT! I LIKE IT! 447 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,531 IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND. 448 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,932 NO TIME, DICK. WE'RE GOING LIVE. 449 00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,469 - LIVE? - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO TAPE IT YESTERDAY. 450 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,438 [OVER INTERCOM] IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE... 451 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,640 - MICHAEL! - CUE DICK! 452 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,877 �� [SOFT PIANO INSTRUMENTAL] 453 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,945 HI. 454 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:18,415 I'M-I'M DICK LOUDON. 455 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,118 SUMMER'S OVER AND FALL IS HERE. AND THAT MEANS, I'LL BE BACK 456 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,785 WITH VERMONT TODAY. 457 00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:26,456 THE SHOW THAT CELEBRATES VERMONT, TODAY. 458 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,958 I'LL BE TALKING WITH ENTERTAINERS... 459 00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,899 SPORTS FIGURES... 460 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,836 POLITICAL FIGURES... 461 00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,074 AND A FEW MYSTERY GUESTS. 462 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,013 SO, MAKE A DATE, SUNDAY AFTERNOONS 463 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,614 WITH ME, DICK LOUDON... 464 00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:53,583 FOR VERMONT TODAY. 465 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,352 WHERE WE ALWAYS GIVE YOU... 466 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,354 SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. 467 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,423 [OVER INTERCOM] AND WE'RE CLEAR. 468 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,091 GOOD, GOOD. 469 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,126 GOOD. GOOD FOR ME, DICK. WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? 470 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,795 THE CUE CARDS SEEMED A LITTLE SLOW. 471 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,030 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE MADE A TAPE. 472 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,432 WE'LL-WE'LL TIGHTEN IT UP IN EDITING. 473 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,899 BUT YOU-YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY? 474 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,468 EVERYTHING YOU SAID IT SHOULD BE. 475 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,036 AND THEN SOME. 476 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,637 MR. LOUDON, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU. YOU CAN TAKE IT 477 00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,739 - RIGHT OVER THERE. - OH, UH-- UH, THANKS. 478 00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:23,813 - HELLO? - OH, HONEY. I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU AT WORK, 479 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,815 BUT A REAL ESTATE AGENT JUST CALLED. 480 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,485 SHE SAYS SHE HAS SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO BUY THE CAFE, 481 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,019 YOU'RE KIDDING. 482 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:31,955 DO, UH-- DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE PROBLEMS? 483 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,856 YES, AND SHE SAYS THEY DON'T CARE. 484 00:21:33,858 --> 00:21:36,093 IN FACT, THEY'RE OVER NOW TO SIGN THE PAPERS. 485 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,061 HONEY, THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 486 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,197 YOU, UH-- YOU WANT TO GO DANCING TONIGHT? 487 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,665 NOT REALLY. 488 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,235 OH. UH, EVEN BETTER, I'LL STOP BY 489 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,804 AND UH, GET A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE ON MY WAY HOME. 490 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,739 GREAT! I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 491 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,041 BYE! 492 00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,443 WELL, DICK'S ECSTATIC. 493 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:54,844 HOW'S MICHAEL? 494 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,546 I DIDN'T ASK ABOUT MICHAEL. 495 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,316 GEE, JOANNA. SELF, SELF, SELF. 496 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,687 EXCUSE ME, MRS. LOUDON? 497 00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:07,457 - YES? - BETTY REED WITH B.R. REALTY. 498 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,025 OH, YES. DID YOU BRING YOUR CLIENTS? 499 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,566 HI. 500 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,635 I'M LARRY. THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARRYL. 501 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,271 AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER, DARRYL. 502 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,343 YOU'RE THE BUYERS? 503 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,044 HI, NEIGHBOR. 504 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,359 GET DOWN, DICK. BOY, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 505 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,261 WHY SHOULDN'T I BE? I GOT THE PROMO I WANTED, 506 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,263 AND WE FINALLY SOLD THE CAFE. 507 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,532 THINGS ARE FINALLY GOING MY WAY. 508 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:29,172 MEOW. 37498

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