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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,485 Hi, Kirk. 2 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,553 Shh. 3 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,422 (WHISPERING) Are you crazy? 4 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,890 Because I said hi? 5 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,726 Shh. 6 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,628 Where's Leslie? She's in the dining room. 7 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,230 Shh. 8 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,198 (WHISPERING) She's studying. I wouldn't go in there. 9 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,800 (WHISPERING) I don't want to go in there. 10 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:14,640 I just wanted to make sure I don't run into her. 11 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,441 Leslie finally agreed to go out with me. 12 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,809 Tonight's our first date. 13 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,378 Oh, that's right. 14 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:22,180 Yeah. I don't want to spoil it by seeing her ahead of time. 15 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,450 Oh, that's dumb. 16 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,587 You're right, it is dumb, but that's the way I want to handle it. 17 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,522 Anyway, I just came over because I want to know 18 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,458 what aftershave I should wear tonight. 19 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,859 So, I want you to tell me which one is best. 20 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,695 Okay? Okay. Yeah. 21 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,297 All right. 22 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,834 Nice. Good. 23 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,005 Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. 24 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,045 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-hmm. 25 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,748 This is it, right? 26 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,183 Yeah. 27 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,221 Okay. I like the right cheek best. 28 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,389 Good. That's my favorite. 29 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,157 It's called War. 30 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:08,593 They have a great slogan, "Wear War because love is hell." 31 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,496 What a turn-on. 32 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,832 I hope so. 33 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,466 I've waited so long for this night. 34 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,402 I want everything to be perfect. 35 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,404 Kirk, I hope you're keeping this in perspective. 36 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,540 I mean, after all, it is only a date. 37 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,207 A date with Leslie. 38 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,176 It doesn't make me a dope just because I want to go out 39 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,480 and get my hair cut, my shoes shined and put gas in the new car. 40 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,884 You bought a new car? Mmm-hmm. 41 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,219 For a date with Leslie? 42 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,521 No, I bought a new car because I need one. 43 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:37,956 What was wrong with your old one? 44 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:41,226 It wasn't good enough for my date with Leslie. 45 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,428 Speaking of which, it must be ready by now. I gotta go. 46 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,763 Tell Leslie I'll pick her up at 7:00 sharp. 47 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,032 I'm sure she'll be ready. 48 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,366 I doubt it. I'll be early. 49 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,470 Hi, Kirk. No time now, Dick. I'm in a rush. 50 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,574 What was that all about? 51 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,710 Tonight's his first date with Leslie. 52 00:02:58,778 --> 00:02:59,978 Does Leslie know? 53 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,882 Yeah. 54 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,884 (SNIFFS) 55 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,018 What's that? 56 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,587 War. 57 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,054 Smells like hell. 58 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,093 Did you come out for the mail? 59 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,061 No, I just finished my book. 60 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,531 Honey, congratulations. 61 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:24,068 You know, the books on Kansas and Arkansas were fine, but... 62 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:27,005 I don't know, in this book I think I've really said it all 63 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,875 in the Many Moods of Minnesota. 64 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,345 What are you going to do now? 65 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,380 Well, you know me. When I finish a book, I like to celebrate, 66 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,016 you know, do something I've never done before. 67 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,585 Want to help me clean the oven? 68 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:45,257 I was hoping we could save that until New Year's Eve. 69 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,925 It's just something you've never done before. 70 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,428 You know what I'd really like to try? 71 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,796 Skiing. Skiing? 72 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,698 Yeah. Where's Leslie? 73 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,001 She's in the dining room. Dick, skiing is dangerous. 74 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,703 I know, that's why I'm going to take Leslie along. 75 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,804 She's a champion skier. 76 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,305 Dick, hold it. 77 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,576 Before you go in there, couldn't you wait till tomorrow to do this? 78 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,877 Why should I wait till tomorrow? 79 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,312 Because I'm hoping the snow will melt tonight. 80 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,150 Leslie! 81 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:16,387 Leslie, how'd you like to take a break and teach me how to ski? 82 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,190 Gee, I'd love to, but I can't. I have this paper to write, 83 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,892 I have all my work to do around here, 84 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,095 and I should at least wash my hair before my date with Kirk. 85 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,364 Okay, I'll go by myself. 86 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,166 Wait a minute, Dick. 87 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,568 I don't think you should go skiing the first time by yourself. 88 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,637 Well, I'm not exactly a total novice, you know. 89 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,972 I mean, I do water-ski. 90 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,908 It's basically the same principle. 91 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:44,015 Except in snow skiing, you're careening down the side of a mountain. 92 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:49,554 I really wish you'd wait so I could go with you. 93 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:53,158 I'm fine. Don't worry about me. Oh, one thing. 94 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:55,593 I know when you're coming downhill, you know, 95 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:59,431 you try to lean forward and keep your knees together 96 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,633 and use your poles for balance. 97 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:06,471 But when you get to the bottom of the hill, 98 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,540 how do you actually stop? 99 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,342 I'm coming with you. 100 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,113 Old skiing bug bit you, huh? Can't resist! 101 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,215 I'll just run upstairs and get my things. 102 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,819 I'll be careful. 103 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:24,956 Brr! 104 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:27,358 I thought I'd knock off for lunch. 105 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,426 It's 10:00. 106 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,563 No, George! 107 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:34,299 George, it's okay. If you want to take a break, it's fine. 108 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,636 Oh, good. I think I'm coming down with a cold. 109 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,036 What have you been doing? 110 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,406 Looking for my snow shovel. Has anybody seen it? 111 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,708 Well, the last time I saw it, it was in the garage. 112 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,010 Oh, I can't get in the garage. 113 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,178 Why not? 114 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,780 It's full of snow. 115 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,485 How come the garage is full of snow? 116 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,920 I forgot to close the doors last night. 117 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,024 And that's why you need the shovel? 118 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,360 Yeah. It's a vicious circle, isn't it, Dick? 119 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:05,496 Well, now you can't go skiing. Your car's in the garage. 120 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,633 I'll use George's truck. 121 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,803 While you're out, how about picking up a new shovel? 122 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,373 It was just a thought. 123 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:19,144 Dick? To save time, I'll dress out there while you're renting your stuff. 124 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,913 Leslie, promise me you won't teach Dick anything fancy. 125 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,749 Don't worry. We'll stick to basics. 126 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:28,353 Joanna, will you stop treating me like a kid, and zip me up? 127 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,257 I just don't feel good about this. 128 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:33,491 There's nothing to worry about. 129 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,193 I know what I'm doing. 130 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,661 Better yet, Leslie knows what she's doing. 131 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,431 I mean, you can't learn skiing and be safer than I am. 132 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,599 I guess you're right. 133 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,872 Oh, just so I'll know, where will you be? 134 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,306 Suicide Point. 135 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,176 It's just a name. 136 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,621 Oh, yes, there are all kinds of things to do up here. 137 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:07,859 We have nature trails, scenic drives, historical sites. 138 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,062 We serve breakfast, and there's a cafe next door. 139 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,532 Oh, yes, we have several rooms with fireplaces. 140 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:19,137 I think it would be an ideal spot for a honeymoon. 141 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:23,374 Well, if he does propose, I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time. 142 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,077 You're welcome. Oh, and good luck. 143 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,013 DICK: Joanna! Help! 144 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,681 Oh, no, Dick! 145 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,188 I knew it! I knew something like this would happen. 146 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,090 No, you didn't. 147 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,524 You thought I was going to hurt myself. I hurt Leslie. 148 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,461 Help me get her to the sofa. 149 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:44,595 What happened? 150 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,097 It was a fluke. 151 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,900 We were at the top of the bunny slope, that's ski talk, 152 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:54,072 and, I don't know, I guess I got too close to the edge and I started to slip. 153 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,808 So I had to think quickly, and I grabbed onto something. 154 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,844 He grabbed onto me. 155 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,146 And she lost her balance and fell down and... 156 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,148 He fell on top of me. 157 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,784 This could be serious. I think we should call a doctor. 158 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,386 George! 159 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,622 Where did he fall? On my knee. 160 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:15,526 I was in the kitchen fixing a mustard plaster for my cold. 161 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,929 George, we need a doctor. 162 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,964 Mustard plaster usually does the trick. 163 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,736 No, for Leslie. She hurt herself skiing. 164 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,437 Oh, no! What happened? 165 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,905 It's a long story. 166 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,173 Dick fell on her. 167 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:32,644 That's the short version. 168 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,149 You fell on Leslie? 169 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,551 I didn't mean to. It was an accident. 170 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,388 Well, that makes it a little better. 171 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,556 I'd better go get Dr. Adamson. 172 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,325 Wouldn't it be quicker to call him? 173 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,828 Not on Wednesday. He's out skiing. 174 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,631 In the meantime, I'll get some ice for your knee. 175 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,768 I have some aspirin in the study. That will help the pain. 176 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,970 I guess I'll go upstairs to my room. 177 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,438 Fine, we'll meet you up there. 178 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,145 Watch your step, Dick! 179 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:21,626 Well, since you're her ski coach, I thought you should know. 180 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,095 Well, apparently someone fell on her. 181 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,801 I don't know why they let people on the slopes 182 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:33,638 when they don't know what they're doing, either. 183 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:37,141 I agree. I think whoever did it should be reprimanded. 184 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,178 I don't know about prison. 185 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,351 I gotta go. I'll keep you posted. 186 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,451 How is she? 187 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,553 The doctor's still examining her. 188 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,156 I hope she's all right. I feel rotten about this. 189 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,658 Well, of course you do, honey. You did a terrible thing. 190 00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,563 Do you ever think of cheerleading? 191 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,100 Hey, she's not upset with you. 192 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,236 All she's really worried about is missing school. 193 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,738 I'm going to make this up to her. 194 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,373 Until she's back on her feet, 195 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,875 I'm going to go to all her classes and record all her lectures. 196 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,844 Well, before you do that, did you call her folks? 197 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:16,347 I called them. I called her faculty advisor. I called her ski coach. 198 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:20,251 I think I've called everybody who would be affected by this, in any way. 199 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,919 Hi, guys! Leslie ready? 200 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,192 I don't think I called Kirk. 201 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,628 I thought I'd be early, but finding yellow roses in winter 202 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,329 took me a lot longer than I thought. 203 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,432 Where is she, upstairs? 204 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,634 Yeah. 205 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,036 Kirk, there is something we have to tell you. 206 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,705 What? 207 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,374 Well, I am going to tell this to you the quickest way I know how. 208 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,412 Finishing a book has always been a big deal to me. 209 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:50,715 Dick! 210 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,418 Leslie won't be able to go out with you tonight. 211 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,887 What? 212 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:56,988 She had an accident. 213 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,189 What? 214 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,191 A skiing accident. She hurt her leg. 215 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,426 What? 216 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,861 She's upstairs with the doctor, 217 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,662 and it looks like she's gonna be laid up for a few weeks. 218 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,730 What? 219 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,900 It was my fault. 220 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,635 I was excited about finishing the book this morning, 221 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,137 and I coaxed Leslie into teaching me how to ski. 222 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,640 And I slipped, and I fell on her. 223 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:19,344 And I am sorry and I hope you understand. 224 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,213 Oh, sure, I understand. You were excited, you wanted something to do, 225 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,617 you thought, "I've finished my book, let's see whose life I can ruin." 226 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,386 Kirk, it wasn't like that. 227 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,788 Do you know how long I've waited for this? 228 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,057 Do you know what I have gone through to get ready for tonight? 229 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,259 We know, Kirk. 230 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,960 Just so I can come over and hear you say, 231 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,063 "Ha, ha, ha, ha. She's not going out with you." 232 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,036 Well, I guess I won't be needing these. 233 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,808 Thanks a lot, Dick. 234 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,111 You could've taken them up to her room. 235 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,213 Thanks again! 236 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,186 Oh, Doctor, how is she? 237 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,422 She's fine. If she keeps off her feet for the next few weeks, 238 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,658 the knee should heal nicely. 239 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,427 Would one more night up and around hurt? 240 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,499 Believe me, she'll get plenty of rest. 241 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,134 The main thing is, will this affect her skiing in any way? 242 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,403 Well, no, it shouldn't. 243 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,737 Good. 244 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,807 Unless she wants to be a world-class skier or something. 245 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,875 That's what she's in training to be. 246 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:25,943 Uh-oh. 247 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,678 Really? Yes. 248 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,582 Well, in that case, I can't make any promises. 249 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,150 We'll just have to wait and see. I'm sorry. 250 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,455 (SIGHS) 251 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,090 Well, don't feel bad, Dick. 252 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,092 She still has her career as a maid. 253 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,281 Excuse me, is this the right room for 254 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,619 "The Reformation Church and its effect on 255 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,988 "16th century Roman Catholic doctrine"? 256 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,860 That's the rumor. Can I help you? 257 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:20,331 If it isn't too much trouble, could you point out Professor Fasil when he arrives? 258 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,433 She's arrived. 259 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,803 Oh. I'm sorry. 260 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,872 I'm Dick Loudon and if it's okay, 261 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:31,042 I'd like to sit in for one of your students, Leslie Vanderkellen. 262 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,044 Where is she? 263 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,747 She was hurt in a skiing accident. 264 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,548 Oh, no! Was it serious? 265 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,416 We don't know yet. 266 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,786 Oh, no. How'd it happen? 267 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,755 It was my fault. 268 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,524 Look, if it's okay with you, I'll just sit off to the side and record the lecture. 269 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,426 I don't want to make a big deal out of this. 270 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,862 Well, this is just awful. 271 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:51,963 What's awful? 272 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,831 Leslie's had a skiing accident. 273 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,499 Oh, no. How did it happen? 274 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,869 This man says that it was his fault. 275 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,472 Oh, yeah? Who are you? 276 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:05,409 I'm Dick Loudon. Leslie works for me. 277 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,777 What'd you do to her? 278 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,846 I fell on her. 279 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,114 You fell on her? 280 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,549 Fell on who? 281 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,350 PROFESSOR FASIL: Leslie! What are you talking about? 282 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,252 This guy fell on Leslie while she was skiing. 283 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,488 Oh, no! Is she all right? 284 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,156 Is who all right? Leslie! 285 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,859 What's wrong with her? She's had a skiing accident. 286 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,027 Who's had a skiing accident? 287 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,428 Leslie! 288 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,963 This guy fell on her. 289 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,798 Oh, no! Oh, no! 290 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,200 Here are the reports you wanted. 291 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,868 Did you hear about Leslie? What about it? 292 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,669 Let him tell you. 293 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:37,074 Look, I didn't want to make a big deal out of this. 294 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,843 Hey, what's going on? 295 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,778 Maybe I'll tell this just one more time 296 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,681 and we'll get it out of the way. 297 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,121 I forced Leslie into going skiing with me, 298 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,390 and I don't know what I am doing, 299 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:58,128 and being the clumsy idiot that I am, 300 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:02,567 I fell on her and I sprained her leg 301 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,803 and maybe ruined her whole life. 302 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:09,506 PROFESSOR FASIL: Well, I think we'd better all take our seats. We do have work to do. 303 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,109 STUDENT: I don't think he should be allowed to stay in our class. 304 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,111 (STUDENTS MUTTERING) 305 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,915 What a jerk. 306 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:25,423 All right. All right. 307 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,524 Now, when we left each other last Thursday, 308 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:32,964 we were discussing Pope Julius III and the Council of Trent. 309 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,999 What's this I just heard about Leslie? 310 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,767 I'm sorry, did I wake you? 311 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:46,871 Yes. 312 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,707 (CLEARS THROAT) 313 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,978 Just wanted to leave you a note. 314 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,582 So, how's your leg? 315 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,649 Fine. 316 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,951 Really? 317 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,986 Yeah, as long as I don't move or touch it. 318 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,290 I brought back your tape recorder. 319 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,558 Was it a good lecture? 320 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,228 Yeah, the first part's a little choppy. 321 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:18,035 People kept coming in, wondering what I had done to you. 322 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:22,206 It's amazing how a whole class of theology students can be that unforgiving. 323 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,377 I'm sorry you had to go through that. 324 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,814 I'm sorry you had to go through this. 325 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,816 Oh, which reminds me... 326 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,551 I brought you something. 327 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,120 What for? 328 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,521 What for? 329 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,657 Leslie, I fell on your leg. 330 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,493 I mean, I caused you a lot of pain and trouble. 331 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,062 And I may have ruined your whole skiing career. 332 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:49,133 I just... I just wanted to make it up to you. 333 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,235 So you bought me a box of chocolates? 334 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,405 Somehow it seemed like a bigger gesture at the time. 335 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,142 Really, that's sweet. 336 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,379 I just wanted you to know how badly I feel. 337 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,016 I know you do, but I wish you'd stop it. 338 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,418 Dick, you and Joanna have been terrific to me. 339 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:11,121 You both really care about me, and I appreciate that. 340 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,258 I wish I'd cared about you enough 341 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,895 to get somebody else to go skiing with me. 342 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,130 Dick, do you realize that up until now, 343 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,201 I've never had one thing wrong with me in my whole life? 344 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,236 I've never been a gram overweight. 345 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:26,670 I've never had a cavity. 346 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,338 I've never even had a pimple. 347 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,676 Are you saying you had this coming? 348 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,279 No! I'm saying, "Why me?" 349 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,918 Well, I just wanted you to know I hope you get better because 350 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,487 I'm planning on going to the Olympics 351 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,556 and see you win that gold medal. 352 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,228 Why don't you get some rest and I'll see you tomorrow? 353 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,429 Okay. 354 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,307 I brought you some coffee, honey. 355 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,041 I don't deserve any coffee. 356 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,810 Oh, you deserve this. 357 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,922 Dick, Leslie is doing fine. 358 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,591 The X-rays turned out negative, 359 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,359 and Doctor Adamson's up there now, 360 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,062 and he says it looks like she's not going have any trouble. 361 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,365 I am not going to rest until she walks down those stairs. 362 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,935 Yeah, sure will be nice to have Leslie up and around again. 363 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,706 Smiling, laughing, making coffee. 364 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:15,279 Well, I guess I'll go up and see how they are doing. 365 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,215 By the way, did I tell you that I bought a new snow shovel? 366 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,119 No, no, you didn't. 367 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,354 Yep, I am never going to lose this one. 368 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,757 I got it locked up in the cab of my truck. 369 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,426 Sounds like a safe place. 370 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,728 By the way, have you seen the keys to my truck? 371 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,668 Well, I'll keep looking. 372 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,945 Hi, Dick. 373 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,780 Hi, Kirk. 374 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,983 I don't know if you've noticed, but I haven't been around the last few days. 375 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,518 It's been nine days. 376 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,156 Actually, I've been around, I just haven't been around you. 377 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:00,857 I was mad. 378 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,260 That's what I figured. 379 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,797 It's an immediate reaction when someone mangles the thing you love. 380 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:14,538 But I've thought about it, and I am over it now. 381 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,874 Good. 382 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,677 No hard feelings? 383 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,144 No hard feelings. 384 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,813 I'm not ready to shake your hand. 385 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,452 Oh, hi, Kirk. I didn't know you were here, but I am glad. 386 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,855 I want you both to see something. 387 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,757 She's up? Ta-da! 388 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,361 She's on crutches. 389 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,631 That's it! It's over! She'll never ski again. 390 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,633 Happy now, dream killer? 391 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,536 Why is she on crutches? 392 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,104 So she won't fall down. 393 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,340 You said she'd be on her feet again. 394 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,775 Dick, I'm fine. 395 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,977 DICK: You're not fine, you're a mess. 396 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,178 She's gonna be fine. 397 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,347 I'll only be on these for a week or so. 398 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,917 There is absolutely no permanent damage to her knee. 399 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,420 She will ski as well as ever. 400 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,022 You're not just saying that to make me feel better? 401 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:08,793 Mr. Loudon, your feelings are of no concern to me. 402 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:15,165 My only concern is with her knee, and it's fine. 403 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:19,503 You really think you're the center of the universe, don't you, Dick? 404 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,874 Leslie, I'll see you in my office in another week. 405 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,142 Bye, Doc. Bye. 406 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,376 Thank you, Doc. 407 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,845 Yes, thank you for everything, Doctor. 408 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,179 My pleasure. 409 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,917 Now, you're sure you're all right? 410 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,259 Now do you believe me? I can hug without pain. 411 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,695 Let me see. 412 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:56,340 Kirk! 413 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,141 She's fine. 414 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,110 Fine? She's fantastic. 415 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,714 I can't breathe, Kirk. 416 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,483 Sorry. 417 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:07,718 (LESLIE EXHALES) 418 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,453 Must feel really good to be back on your feet, 419 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,222 or your foot again after all that time in bed. 420 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,757 It does. 421 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,760 If I don't hurry I won't make my 2:30 class. 422 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,662 Class? Don't you think you're rushing things a little? 423 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,731 I can go to class for you. 424 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,667 No, thanks, Dick. I want to start doing things on my own again. 425 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,403 How about my giving you a ride to school? 426 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:26,704 You still haven't seen my new car. 427 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,372 Terrific! 428 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,074 You're sure you're not just putting up a brave front? 429 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,342 Stay out of this, Dick. I want her in my car. 430 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:39,349 Really, you guys, I'm fine. Believe me. 431 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,018 I had a minor setback but I came through. 432 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,554 Nothing's changed. 433 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,755 I am exactly the same person I was before. 434 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:00,070 (DOOR CLOSING) 435 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,972 Now are you relieved? 436 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,074 Are you kidding? I feel like celebrating. 437 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,009 What do you wanna do? 438 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:09,647 Well, we're alone in the inn. Why don't we go for it? 439 00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:10,947 Go for what? 440 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,049 Let's clean the oven. 33171

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