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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,771 Stop pointing that gun at me. 2 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,566 You came back from the dead and had us thrown in prison. 3 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,443 - Yeah. - And you! 4 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,862 You told us you knew nothing about the virus, 5 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,447 but you're the one who created it! 6 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,364 Yeah. 7 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,782 - And you! - What? 8 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,702 I used to be mad at you, but I'm not anymore. 9 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,662 Which brings me back to you. 10 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,457 I put you in prison to keep you safe. 11 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,541 From who? 12 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,877 - Patten. - What? 13 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,379 - Director Patten? - He's behind all of this. 14 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,632 Buying Waters' research, spreading it with 3D printers. 15 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,468 The attack at the Break a Leg show. 16 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,929 Why would the Director of the Center for Disease Control 17 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,140 wanna kill millions of people with a virus? 18 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,476 Unless, he's just, like, super ironic. 19 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,996 It was Patten's men who tried to kill you in Shanghai. 20 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,660 You survived, but there were more coming. 21 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,399 I knew prison was the safest place for you, 22 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,610 so I paid off the police captain to lock you up. 23 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:12,113 - She was saving your life. - McIntyre is talking! 24 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,997 I began to suspect something when Patten tried 25 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,950 to slow-walk my investigation in Brazil. 26 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:19,412 When his agents took down our plane, I knew for sure. 27 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,456 Yeah, how did you survive that plane crash? 28 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,958 - I didn't. - If you're a ghost, 29 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,629 - you need to tell us right now. - I wasn't on the plane when it crashed. 30 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,298 What? You jumped? There were no more parachutes! 31 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,299 I know. 32 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:32,675 But the thing is... 33 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,346 there was another parachute. 34 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,016 Oh! 35 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,269 After the plane crashed, I figured it was best everyone thought I was dead. 36 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,353 Even you. 37 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,440 So, I laid low until I had a plan in place. 38 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:50,860 Wow. That is a boatload of information. 39 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,946 But I gotta say, it is nice to get our bearings 40 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,869 and understand everything that's happened to us 41 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,533 - up until this point. - Sure, yeah. 42 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,952 - So, what's the plan? - The plan is... 43 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,746 we're all fugitives from justice. 44 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,959 Patten, you son of a bitch. 45 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:08,187 We need to get somewhere safe until we can find a cure. 46 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,839 What do you mean, find a cure? Waters had it in Shanghai! 47 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,215 - Yeah. - That was a bluff. 48 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,300 I'm close, but I'm not quite there yet. 49 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,386 With your help, 50 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,347 - I know I can get there. - My help? 51 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,349 I couldn't even pass your virology course. 52 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,643 I know that you and I can do this together. 53 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,270 Oh, this fucking guy. 54 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,773 Okay. So where do we go? 55 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,234 Somewhere the virus hasn't touched yet. 56 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,571 The remote southeast Asian country of Bhutan. 57 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,657 Situated between Tibet and India, 58 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,869 Bhutan actually means Land of the Thunder Dragon. 59 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,706 The country boasts more than 5,400 species of plants. 60 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:48,626 The median age of Bhutanese people is just 22.3 years. 61 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,963 Bhutan's two national sports are darts and archery. 62 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,174 However, their dart boards are much smaller 63 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:57,260 and the darts are larger, and made from heavy metal. 64 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,138 Oh, fuck! Look at that tiny dart board. 65 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:14,319 A 3D printed virus should be containable, theoretically. 66 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,198 So, all of these cures fall apart in the last step. 67 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,909 The... the structure is too unstable. 68 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,828 There must be a missing chemical compound. 69 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,331 Look at you. Using that brain of yours. 70 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,999 Boop, boop, boop. 71 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:32,503 Listen, you've had a rough couple of days. Let's take a look at that arm, huh? 72 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,384 Ow! 73 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,969 Fuck you! 74 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,150 Sorry, it just stings a little. 75 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:47,393 So, you never told me why you left the police force. 76 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,813 I was a rookie cop, 77 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,065 working a big drug case. 78 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,316 We were on a stakeout. 79 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,324 All of a sudden the perps ran out of the house, 80 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,946 jumped in their vehicles, so... 81 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,992 I started tailing them. I guess I got a little too close, and they made us. 82 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,872 Shots were fired. My partner took one in the chest. 83 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,626 And I lost him. 84 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,338 Nothing tougher than losing a partner. 85 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,172 Nah, it gets worse. 86 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,760 At the time, I'd invested a little money 87 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,471 in this bakery with a cop friend of mine, Jeff. 88 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,141 We called it "Police Bread." 89 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:30,144 Jeff was great at coming up with names. 90 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,106 Not so good at food storage. 91 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,650 He insisted on keeping the heavy bags of flour 92 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,443 up on the top shelf, back in the kitchen. 93 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,907 One morning, Jeff must have lost his balance, 94 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,577 and a fifty pounder of unbleached, all-purpose, 95 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:50,331 came crashing down. I heard a loud noise, went running back... 96 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:52,959 but it was too late. 97 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,130 I lost my business partner. 98 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,257 Oh, man, I am so sorry. 99 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,010 Nah, it gets worse. 100 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,638 I sunk into a deep depression after Police Bread went under. 101 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,141 My racquetball game suffered. 102 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:11,644 Guy I'd been playing with for five years, Timothy, 103 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:14,981 says to me, "Hey, you're holding back my game." 104 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,277 You lost your racquetball partner. 105 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,820 No, it was just a phase. 106 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,407 Worked on my back hand, got my game back up, 107 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,577 and Timothy and I still play every Sunday morning, 8:00 a.m. 108 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,913 But the point is, more often than not, 109 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,041 I lose a partner. 110 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,419 Two outta three. It's not good. 111 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,964 So, that's why you eventually left the force? 112 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:43,092 No, I left the force because of multiple civilian complaints. 113 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,593 Oh. 114 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,596 And also there was some footage of me 115 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,890 stealing some Amazon packages on Christmas morning. 116 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,977 So, how'd you end up a doctor? 117 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,064 Well, I always had a knack for surgery as a kid. 118 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:59,359 You know, I used to experiment on neighborhood cats and stray dogs. 119 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,442 Sure. 120 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,280 When I quit being a cop, I just... fell back into it. 121 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,408 Now, whenever I lose someone, 122 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:10,078 it's just a patient, no big whoop. 123 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,414 At least I get to work alone. 124 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,167 Until now, huh? 125 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,880 There are pros and cons to both. But mostly, science. 126 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,882 Until now. 127 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:23,965 Yeah. 128 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,345 - Good work. - Thanks. 129 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,680 So, what about you, McIntyre? 130 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,849 What happened over in Guam? 131 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,020 Come on! 132 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,898 You and Goldfinch always talk about Guam, 133 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,150 but never tell us what actually happened over there. 134 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:45,113 Sure you wanna know? It's pretty fucked up. 135 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,507 We can skip it. 136 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,616 - We were deep undercover. - Oh, okay, here we go. 137 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,459 Embedded with a rebel group that was plotting 138 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,787 a bioterror attack against the Korean embassy. 139 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,832 To keep our cover we had to stay off the grid. 140 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,627 But I was cocky. And I got careless. 141 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,511 No! 142 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,221 No! 143 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,556 With one swipe of that card, 144 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,600 I compromised the whole operation. 145 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,851 - Go! - Go! 146 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,395 Wait, 147 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,564 you go first. 148 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,651 I saved Goldfinch's life that day. 149 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:27,572 He took seven bullets, and only three hit major organs. 150 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,740 What are the chances? 151 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,326 I was his lucky charm, I guess. 152 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:37,123 The rest of my team, not so much. I blew their cover. 153 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,210 By the time we got back, they were all dead. 154 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,550 Feels good to finally get that off my chest. Thanks for li... 155 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,643 I'm gonna go get some kindling and snacks. 156 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,148 Hey guys, I'm gonna go get some kindling and snacks! 157 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,358 Okay, I think we can rule out 158 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,319 thermal stability as an issue. 159 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,529 - What is it that we're missing here? - Well, 160 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:13,326 maybe we're looking too much at the virus, and we need to look at the host. 161 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,744 But the virus is the target! 162 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,829 But what about the cells it's infecting? 163 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,416 Why isn't the body recognizing them as unhealthy? 164 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:25,838 Maybe it's not infecting them. Maybe it's confusing them. 165 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:28,299 What? No. No, no. 166 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,551 No. Look, that's impossible. 167 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,012 No. What? 168 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,722 No. Maybe. 169 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,431 No. No, no, no. 170 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,018 No! What? No, no! 171 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:41,812 Look. No, no, no! That's just... That's just impossible! 172 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,190 - Is it? - Yes, of course, it is. 173 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,902 The virus has attacked the cells, the cells then replicate the virus. 174 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,947 I... I think you're confused. This is... This is the wrong path, Lola. 175 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,574 Okay. Right, no, you're right. I'm stupid, it's stupid. 176 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,369 Can I use your handkerchief? 177 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,287 - Sure. - I just gotta go wash down my pits. 178 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,419 Stupid Lola. 179 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,384 Ah, okay, yes. Just this stuff. 180 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,136 And... 181 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,887 Okay, uh... 182 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,143 No! Whoa. 183 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:03,935 Whew! 184 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,270 Let's try cash. 185 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,409 Where's Lola? 186 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,953 She's in the bathroom, she went to wipe down her pits. 187 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,666 She's not in the bathroom. How long ago was that? 188 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,333 I don't know, about an hour? 189 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,590 Look, I'm not a woman, I don't know how long these kinds of things take. 190 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,385 Lola! 191 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,601 I can't stay here. Trust me, I'd ruin everything. 192 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,561 You don't need me. I'm useless. 193 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,648 I just wanted to say I love you. Lola 194 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,192 What did you say to her? 195 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,861 Well, I mean, I've said a great many things to her. 196 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,072 - You have to be a little more specific. - She's gone! 197 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,782 Calm down, man, she's gonna come back! 198 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,408 Not according to this, she won't. 199 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,622 She loves you. And how do you repay her, you drive her away? 200 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,415 She loves me? Come on. 201 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,292 Maybe you shouldn't make her feel so useless. 202 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,378 Because Lola's not useless, Waters. 203 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,588 Lola has uses. Lots of them! 204 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,923 Where are you going, man? 205 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:17,385 I'm gonna go find Lola. And I'm gonna make her feel used. 206 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:18,927 Hi-yah! 207 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,854 Lola! 208 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,733 Lola! 209 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,782 Lola! 210 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,583 Lola! 211 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,459 Owen? 212 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,255 - Lola! - Owen. 213 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:55,338 - Lola. - Hi! 214 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,384 You have to go back. 215 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,010 No, not without you. 216 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,930 No, Owen, I'm sick. 217 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,307 Me, too. I'm worried sick. 218 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,977 - No, I have the virus. - On your mind. 219 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,812 So do I, it's all I think about. 220 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,773 - Lola, we're on the same page. - Owen, I'm infected! 221 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,568 Ew! Ah! 222 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,947 See? I can't stay here. 223 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,618 I would just infect you, and then I wouldn't be able to live with myself. 224 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,748 Of course, I would never have to, because I would be dead from the virus, 225 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:32,543 but you... you have to let me go. You don't need me. 226 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,587 Yes, I do. Lola... 227 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,174 I know you love Waters. But listen to me. 228 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,551 I love you. 229 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,388 What? Waters? Gross! I don't love Waters. 230 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,974 - But, what about that note? - Well, that note... 231 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,893 That note was for you. 232 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,478 I love you. 233 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,067 No, why did you do that? 234 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,404 - You could've just infected yourself! - I don't care. 235 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,948 Let it infect me, I'm not gonna be scared anymore. 236 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,284 That virus doesn't stand a chance. 237 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:09,330 Well, yeah, Waters is brilliant, but you really think he can find a cure? 238 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,956 No, Lola, I'm talking about you. 239 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,583 I saw you in there. 240 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,919 It was like watching Van Gogh paint, 241 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,587 or... Diane Lane act. 242 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,296 What? 243 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,426 Lola, you're a genius. 244 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,470 And you're gonna cure this virus. 245 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,722 I bet my life on it. 246 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,182 You can't be serious. 247 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:31,435 I am. I'll put my lips on that rash right now. 248 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,519 What? 249 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,441 Oh, that tastes weird. 250 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,822 Even the parts of your body that aren't diseased, like your boobs, 251 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,950 I wouldn't mind kissing those. A little bit. 252 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,034 Really? 253 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:51,831 Heck, I'd even go so far as to have sex with you. 254 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,833 - What? - If that's what it takes 255 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,877 to make you realize how amazing I think you are. 256 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,380 - I mean, you don't have to do that. - I will. 257 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,550 The point is I believe in you, 258 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,553 - and I wanna prove it to you right now. - Oh, God. 259 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,179 With my dick. 260 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,848 And maybe a couple fingers? 261 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,934 No. No deal. Just the D. 262 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:28,534 ♪ I've been waiting patiently for you ♪ 263 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:33,205 ♪ Goosebumps on my skin Breaking through ♪ 264 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,667 ♪ Every little thing you do ♪ 265 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,795 ♪ Every little word you say ♪ 266 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,464 ♪ Make me wanna cuddle with you ♪ 267 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,514 I'm so sorry. 268 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,850 - I just got so excited. - No, no... 269 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,311 - No, that never happens to me. - ...it's fine. 270 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,562 - I just... - Did you? 271 00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,274 No, but, um, I just like to be close to you. 272 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,865 So, should we go back? 273 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,619 - Uh, yeah. - Okay. 274 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,540 Did you see my panties anywhere? 275 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,376 No, let's go. 276 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,343 Okay, if I don't use the card, 277 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,637 I won't tip off Patten about our whereabouts. 278 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,889 But, without the firewood, 279 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,725 which I would use the card to buy, we will freeze. 280 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,773 Oh! Okay, okay. This is my credit card. 281 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:41,982 But, 282 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,276 you are not going to run it right now. 283 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,820 Tomorrow you can charge whatever you want. 284 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,739 But you just can't swipe it today. 285 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:52,076 You're just gonna wait 24 hours. 286 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,995 No! 287 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,377 Jeez. 288 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,673 I'm never getting out of Bhutan if I keep pulling boners like this. 289 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,760 - I told you intercourse feels good. - It does, it really does. 290 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,804 Well, lots to report. 291 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,931 Lola and I just had sex. 292 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,642 - She's also dying of the virus. - Right. 293 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,060 Show him the rash. 294 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,770 My God. Lola, no. 295 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,439 Oh, don't get emotional. She's not your girlfriend. 296 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,900 Aw! Because I'm your girlfriend? 297 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,738 But, yeah. I'm really sick. How is the cure coming? 298 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,657 Well, I actually think I might have something. 299 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,702 It's just a preliminary antidote, but I think it could work. 300 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,578 - Here it is. - Bad news! 301 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,662 Shh! 302 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,586 Shh! 303 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,921 Do you hear that? 304 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,303 Right there. 305 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,272 I think they found us! 306 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,447 Nobody move. 307 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,158 We're not mad. We're just disappointed. 308 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,132 Sir. 309 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,929 You guys have become a real pain in my ass, you know that? 310 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,058 Oh, I'm sorry. Did we get in the way of your bioterrorism? 311 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,771 A few lost lives is a small price to pay for saving the world! 312 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,939 - What? - Pop quiz! 313 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:51,236 What will be the thing that finally destroys all of mankind? 314 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,155 - Aliens! - Unicorns. 315 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,825 I saw Neil Diamond destroy an arena full of mankind in Tahoe last year, 316 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,161 but all jokes aside, I'm gonna go with Owen, aliens. 317 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,705 Viruses. 318 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,085 It'll be a viral outbreak that one day wipes us all out. 319 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,921 Oh, but nobody wants to believe that, do they? 320 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,716 So, I decided to do something about it. 321 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,385 By starting a global pandemic? That's insane. 322 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,469 No! 323 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,723 No, that is good public health policy. 324 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,101 Killing millions is good policy? 325 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,520 - Those deaths are on your heads. - What? 326 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,022 Oh, my plan was just a few mini outbreaks, 327 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,109 via the 3D printers, two or three hundred deaths, just enough 328 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,737 so that the government would address this issue head-on. 329 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,407 But you Encyclopedias Brown 330 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,660 managed to thwart the attack so quickly 331 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:45,040 that nobody, nobody, even recognized the true danger! 332 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,916 I had no choice. 333 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,878 I had to create an even larger outbreak. 334 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,172 But you're killing innocent people. 335 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,842 - To save millions more! - Okay. 336 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,010 Anyway, uh... 337 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,680 what's done is done. 338 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,432 All I needed was a cure. 339 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,727 I'm gonna stop that virus in its tracks, 340 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,106 the CDC will get the funding it needs, 341 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,357 the world will wake up, 342 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:15,362 and hundreds of millions of future deaths will be averted. 343 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,365 Professor Waters? 344 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,539 Well, this actually turned out to be quite a bit more difficult 345 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,790 than I had anticipated. 346 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,501 But I believe I actually do have a cure now. 347 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,714 We can try it out on Dr. Spratt in order to confirm that it works. 348 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,882 Okay. 349 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,645 Just get on with it, we have lives to save. 350 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,467 Okay. 351 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,807 - I'm gonna cure you, Lola. - Okay. 352 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,809 Oh, in the neck? 353 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,353 Ow! Ow! Ow! 354 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,734 Oh, same spot, oh. 355 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,817 Oh, ow! 356 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:59,740 We should be able to tell whether or not it's working in just a few seconds. 357 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,784 We're gonna need to mass-produce this and airdrop it worldwide. 358 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,966 - Ah... - Yeah? 359 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,468 Fuck. 360 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,137 What? 361 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,514 The virus sped up! The whole cure, it's fucked! 362 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,158 - Totally fucked! - You said you had it. 363 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,977 The whole thing sucks shit. 364 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,939 It sucks a big, hairy, disgusting piece of shit. 365 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,319 Why are you so bad at this? It's your virus! Fix it! 366 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,862 It's not my virus! 367 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,947 What? 368 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,200 What is that? 369 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,289 I think that's our ride. 370 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,380 Did someone call shotgun? 371 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,175 Whoo! 372 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,301 Oh, no, it's a handgun. 373 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,972 Get to the van! Get to the van! 374 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,605 I can't... I can't do this. You guys should go. 375 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,608 Reloading. Come on. 376 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,569 No. I won't leave you. I'm not gonna lose another partner. 377 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,449 I'm out! 378 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,575 - What? - Fuck! 379 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,870 - Go, you guys! Run! - What? What are you doing? 380 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,914 It's time for me to be of some use, finally. 381 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,582 - What? - Go, now! Move! 382 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,839 If you wanna get to them, you're gonna have to go through me! 383 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,924 Go! Go! Go! 384 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:48,926 That's good! 385 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,600 Get down! 386 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,108 Woo! 387 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,529 Well, that was easy. Like Guam divided by 14, right? 388 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,116 I'm so happy you are alive, my friend. 389 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,925 Do you think Professor Waters is okay? 390 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,138 No, honey, not at all. 391 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,558 Maybe, up until the grenade part, but... 392 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,850 Oh, right. 393 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,147 What do you think he meant by the virus wasn't his? 394 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,487 Goldfinch. You need to take us to Brazil. 395 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,864 What? Why? 396 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,991 I know who created the virus. 397 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,826 It was me.29456

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