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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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Good foot race.
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I love foot racing with you.
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- 'Cause we're both so fast.
- I'm so fast.
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Hey, we should probably go check in.
Our flight home is in an hour.
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Yeah.
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Oh, crap.
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What's wrong?
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Cat is performing live
on Break a Leg tonight,
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and I told her I would be there.
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Well, look on the bright side.
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Okay.
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Let's clear the stage, people.
Audience is coming in.
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Hello? Lola? Hey, are you almost here?
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Oh, Cat, you're gonna kill me.
Um, I'm not gonna make it.
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What?
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I was counting on you to be here.
I need your support.
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I know, I know.
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And I'm so sorry, but I mean,
if it makes you feel any better,
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I did stop a terror plot
and save thousands of lives.
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It's always about you, isn't it?
And the terror plots that you solve.
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You know what? I gotta go.
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Thanks for nearly nothing.
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All acts, 5 minutes to broadcast.
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Focus, Cat.
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You've worked too hard for this.
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I...
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Hey, last one on the plane
is a rotting egg.
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Okay.
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Wait a second.
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It's Neri's phone.
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Oh, my God.
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Someone sent a text message.
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- Quick, face me.
- Right.
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Okay.
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So, a guy named Nikolai
sent a text from Latvia.
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- How do you know it's from Latvia?
- You don't remember the Country Code song
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from elementary school?
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♪ Oh-one is the US, 44's the UK ♪
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♪ Fifty-two is Mexico, and 371 is Latvia ♪
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Right. Let's call Director Patten.
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- Patten.
- Hi. Yeah,
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it's Lola and Owen again.
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I... Look, I know
that we're supposed to be done,
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and we basically pretty much are,
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but... a text message
just came in on Neri's phone
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from someone in Latvia, and they say
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- there's gonna be another attack.
- What?
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So, we could go to Latvia
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- and we could...
- No.
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You two go back home to Brazil.
We can't risk you getting hurt.
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We have trained professionals
that'll handle this sort of thing.
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No, but, sir, I still think
we could be of some help
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- here in this...
- Listen here, lady.
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It is time for you
to stop playing pretend cops
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and get back to your hospital.
That is an order.
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But, sir, if...
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Did you tell him I said "hello"?
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- No.
- Well, how did it go?
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Well, was it the worst
phone call of my life?
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Surely not.
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But it wasn't great.
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He told us to stand down.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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But we may be the only ones
who can stop this virus.
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Now boarding at Gate Three,
flight 101 to Brazil.
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That's us.
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And at Gate Four, flight 102 to Latvia.
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Just pick one and get on board.
The choice is yours.
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You know, I've always wanted an excuse
to come to Riga, Latvia's capital,
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set on the Baltic Sea
at the mouth of the River Daugava.
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It's considered a cultural center and home
to many museums and concert halls.
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The highlight of pedestrian-only
Old Town is bustling Livu Square,
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with many modern bars and nightclubs.
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Okay, now let's get down to business.
How are we gonna find this Nikolai guy?
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Don't worry.
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I called a friend.
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Excuse me,
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do you know where I could find
some cool, crime-fighting doctors?
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Thanks for meeting us
last minute, Goldfinch.
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- Yeah.
- Of course,
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it's just a 14-hour drive from Berlin.
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Plus, I have the audiobook
of Girl, Interrupted.
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By the way, congratulations
on solving that case.
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Three-D printers, sneaky stuff.
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Thank you,
but we're not out of the woods yet.
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We don't know who created the virus,
who ordered the attacks,
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and we think another one might be coming.
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In fact, we're hoping
you can help us find a man here in Latvia.
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This should not be too hard.
Plenty of men here in Latvia.
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Tell me about it.
But this one's name is Nikolai.
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Could be part of the plot.
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- Fucking Nikolai. I should have known.
- So, you've heard of him?
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Yes. Nikolai Balodis.
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He's infamous black-market dealer.
He's connected to Neri.
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- He probably brokered this thing.
- Know where to find him?
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I have no idea.
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But... my van does.
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Yeah!
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Ten minutes to air. Ten minutes.
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All right,
coming through, guys. Hold on.
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Hey, Joel McHale.
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- It's me, Cat.
- Do we know each other?
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We don't really, but I am the woman
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that's been texting you
pictures of her cornhole.
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- Yes! Cat! Of course!
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. You never texted
a picture of your face.
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I know.
Welcome to my face.
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Can I just say,
you have a lovely cornhole.
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Oh, God, thank you. That's very sweet.
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Yeah. I have to run.
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I have to go
floss my hair before the show.
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Oh, before you go, I was just wondering,
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can I invite you
to the electrical room in five minutes?
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- So that we can have sex with each other?
- I'd be thrilled to do that.
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- Oh, you would?
- Sex is very fun.
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- Great.
- See you soon, Cat.
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Okay.
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What the...
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What's that guy doing? He's gonna ruin
my fun sex with Joel McHale.
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Hi. I have this room reserved
starting in five minutes.
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Well, I have this gun reserved
starting in now.
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You have... Oh.
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So, if Goldfinch's van was correct,
this should be Nikolai's mother's house.
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It's the best lead we've got.
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What's with the mittens?
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Oh, in Latvia, socks and mittens
are a traditional gift
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you give someone when visiting their home.
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You could Google it. It's very real.
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Oh, I had a babysitter who spoke Latvian.
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Let me do the talking.
I'm not fluent, but I can get by.
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Fine.
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Who is it?
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Hi, Balodis lady-woman.
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Nikolai is superfriend!
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Please go away.
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Nikolai is running with bad wolves.
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We are being colleagues unto him...
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much like the sun-time
is best for cycling.
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There is no Nikolai.
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Wait, please.
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Mittens are with us!
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- Mittens!
- Mittens.
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Thank you.
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Make yourselves at home!
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Mittens.
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The food is almost ready!
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Remember,
the clock is ticking.
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The next attack could happen any second.
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But this is Latvia.
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Important discussions don't happen
until the guest has a full stomach.
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Whatever she brings out,
just eat it quickly,
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and then we can ask questions. Okay.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Warm mayo and onion salad.
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Ooh, it looks delicious.
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Who knew two of my least favorite foods
could smell so good together?
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Eat! Eat!
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Okay.
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I love it.
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What a great combination of flavors.
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So, we do have some questions
about Nikolai.
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Oh!
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Second course!
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At least there's no water.
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Oh...
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Expressed trout glands and cabbaged pork
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with blood pancakes and tripe paste.
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Fuck.
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I mean, fuck, this looks so good.
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Mmm.
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- Mmm.
- Oh. Ah...
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Mm-mmm.
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So, why don't we get down to business?
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Third course!
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Where's she going?
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- She's getting another course.
- What?
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Wow!
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A horse head!
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Boiled horse head,
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cow lung soup
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and a glass of fermented goat piddle.
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Cool! The teeth are still in there.
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Mmm!
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Okay, we ate all your delicious food.
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Now, let's talk.
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Nikolai's location demands our knowledge.
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I worry about Nikolai.
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He works with dangerous people,
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and he smokes unfiltered cigarettes.
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Can you help him?
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- Do we have to eat more horse?
- No.
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You can probably find him here.
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Okay.
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Club Klüb.
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Each floor a mix of trance and trip-hop.
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Three levels? Sounds like
a club-klüb-club sandwich.
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- Nice.
- Thanks.
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Please be careful.
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Nikolai can see into people's souls.
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People who lie to him have died.
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Then we will not lay with him.
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I will save in my head
the gift of diarrhea
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you have give us in the night.
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Thank you.
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I don't know who you think you are,
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but I can tell you that Mr. Joel McHale
is not going to be happy about this.
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Well, I hope you're wrong.
I want everyone to be happy.
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And the Break a Leg applause meter
will tell us just how happy they are.
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Oh, no. The applause meter gauges audience
enthusiasm, not how happy they are.
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I mean, really the meter
is what sets the show apart
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from all the other
network talent showcases.
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It's really kind of like the hook.
You clearly don't understand TV very well.
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Perhaps you're right.
I'm more of an internet guy.
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I just love it
when something goes... viral.
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Viral.
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Tubes.
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The 3D printer.
The ventilation system. Your gun.
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Everything that Lola was saying.
Break a Leg. Cornhole.
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Sorry you're gonna "miss" the show.
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That's not even a pun though...
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What's going on?
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It's one of those silent discos
where everyone's listening
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to the same music on their headphones.
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Yeah, it's...
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Wow, I guess I never really realized
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that people fart so much
while they're dancing.
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All right, let's stick to the plan.
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- I'm gonna go talk to the bartender.
- Okay.
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Hey, I'll take one of those.
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Hey, man, I'm looking for Nikolai.
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I don't speak English.
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I only know these three sentences.
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But that was two sentences.
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This is the third one.
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Oh, oh! Aw.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm such a stupid tourist.
Can I get another one of those?
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Excuse me, sorry, can you take off the...
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Yeah. Does the name Nikolai
mean anything to you?
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Yes, of course.
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It's the East Slavic variant of the name
Nicholas, meaning "victory of the people."
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- Hey.
- Hey, check this out.
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- I threw a little marker on the bartender.
- So smart.
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Look, one of these books
must open up a secret door.
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I don't know the...
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Oh! Huh.
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Huh.
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Okay, we're looking for a bald man
who wears all black.
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How do we know which one is Nikolai?
253
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,116
Nikolai!
254
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,828
Yes?
255
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,455
I think we found our man.
256
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,166
Remember, we're posing as arms dealers,
we need him to trust us.
257
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,250
Yeah.
258
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,963
Do you know what happens
to trespassers at Club Klüb?
259
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,382
Um... they have to leave?
260
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,466
They get shot.
261
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,219
I wouldn't kill us so fast, Nikolai.
262
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,513
We're friends of Neri's.
263
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,518
Neri sent you?
264
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:16,105
He said you might be the man to talk to
if we're trying to find something...
265
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,982
difficult.
266
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,567
And what is that?
267
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,113
Weapons-grade plutonium.
268
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:37,334
Now, what do two nice people like you
need weapons-grade plutonium for?
269
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,547
- That's a good question.
- Yeah.
270
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,592
- Yeah.
- Okay. One second.
271
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,343
- Motherfucking shit.
- Oh, my God.
272
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,679
- We're fucked. I fucked it all up.
- Stop it.
273
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,806
You stop it.
You're doing great. Just think.
274
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,433
- Let's give up.
- Stop it.
275
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,729
What is a weapon even used for?
276
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,772
Oh, an attack.
277
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,109
That's it. Oh, my God, see?
That was great.
278
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,445
Hey, thanks. I think you're great too.
279
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,572
That thing with the mittens, I was like,
280
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,616
- what?
- Really? Oh, my God, thank you.
281
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,536
We need weapons-grade plutonium
for an attark.
282
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,246
- Attack.
- Attack.
283
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,713
Your story checks out.
284
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:23,964
Yeah.
285
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,050
I think I can get you what you need,
286
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,508
but only...
287
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,137
if you beat me at cards.
288
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,475
- I can play cards.
- Okay.
289
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,435
And if you lose,
290
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,311
Ivor...
291
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,939
kills you.
292
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,274
Huh.
293
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,609
The game is...
294
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,862
deuce to nines, double draw.
295
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,870
Cat? Are you in there?
296
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,824
The door is locked.
297
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,957
Joel!
298
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,292
If you're in there,
the show's about to start,
299
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,711
but we still have time
to squeeze in two or three pumps.
300
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,129
Joel McHale!
301
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,214
Cat?
302
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,717
Joel! Fun sex time!
303
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,934
One minute to curtain. One minute.
304
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,765
Well, I wanted to have sex with you
because it's fun,
305
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,934
but I have to go host a television show.
306
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,520
Keep that cornhole fit.
307
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,398
No!
308
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,652
No fun sex time. No pump.
309
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,821
Okay.
310
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,338
Okay, okay.
311
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,090
Um... what?
312
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,819
If you're reading this,
you must have freed yourself, LOL.
313
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,243
Don't bother unplugging the device.
314
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,097
It's set to release the virus
if anyone tampers with it, LOL.
315
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,180
No!
316
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,032
Even cards are double tight.
317
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,701
Back to back? Or wall to wall?
318
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,495
Wall to wall. No sunshine.
319
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,581
Now you're speaking my language.
320
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,786
Well played, friend.
321
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,087
Tapping trees.
322
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,176
You should have called a rock limit
323
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,136
on your kangaroo tens.
324
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,487
Spinning triplets, no stash.
325
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,156
Looks like you'll be
cruising this one off the top.
326
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,744
You're clever. You just burned my blondie.
327
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,956
But how do you know
I don't have a double sidecar?
328
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,751
How do you know I don't have
a dull fun-run Jack-eyed jeweler?
329
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,295
You're bluffing.
330
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,010
I call.
331
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,279
Hey, Cat.
332
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,363
It's not over.
333
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,700
There's gonna be another attack tonight
during the Break a Leg broadcast.
334
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,202
- What? How do you know that?
- Viral. Tubes.
335
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,913
Thee-D printer. Ventilation system.
Cornhole, et cetera.
336
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,207
Can you unplug the printer?
337
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,042
It's booby-trapped. LOL.
338
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,670
Okay, Cat,
you need to stop this attack now!
339
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,755
Got it. When?
340
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,715
Now!
341
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:35,924
Got it.
342
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,224
Offload my bomber.
343
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,435
It's your funeral.
344
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,777
Sixteen ducks.
345
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,820
All in a row.
346
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:01,742
Quadruple pot squatters
and thigh-high tulips,
347
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,994
on the front side.
348
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,542
This is the end of the game, my friend.
349
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,004
And also the end of you.
350
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,924
Not so fast, Nikolai.
351
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,553
Read 'em and weep.
352
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,930
Two winks,
353
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,599
side by side.
354
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,519
Jeepers and creepers.
355
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:31,979
You did it!
356
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,487
I believe we have
some business to attend to.
357
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,614
I know Neri didn't send you.
358
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,077
I know this because Neri is dead.
359
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,665
- Kill them.
- So the whole card game was pointless?
360
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,124
Why did we play cards?
361
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,085
I had fun, didn't you?
362
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,258
Owen!
363
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,594
Owen, come on!
364
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,566
Look, there's Nikolai.
365
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,585
Hello again, dirtbag.
366
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,302
This is a really nice van.
367
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,680
Welcome to Break a Leg.
368
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
Here's your host, Joel McHale.
369
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,729
Hey, everybody!
370
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,772
It's exciting, isn't it?
371
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,109
All right, you guys know the deal.
372
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,903
If you get that applause meter
up to ten...
373
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:02,987
Oh, shit.
374
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,532
...that performer is going to Vegas!
375
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,841
The printer is rigged
to the applause meter.
376
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,513
Oh, you guys
can do better than that, I bet.
377
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,892
This audience is gonna
cheer themselves into the grave.
378
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:35,937
...a pediatrician from New York City
currently residing in Brazil.
379
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,608
Please give a warm welcome to Cat Black!
380
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,834
Oh, look at her go.
381
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,937
I've got to keep the applause meter low,
382
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:21,483
because if it goes high and the virus
is released, that would be bad.
383
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,074
What the fuck?
384
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,291
I did it. It's working.
385
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,878
I stopped the attack. This is great...
386
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,675
Oh, my gosh.
387
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,095
Well, we all sure hope that she is okay.
388
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,014
She is not getting up.
389
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,773
Is she... Is she okay?
390
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,141
She's gonna be all right!
391
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,785
Wow! Look at that!
Somebody's going to Vegas!
392
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,336
What? Hey!
393
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,176
All right.
394
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,677
We'll be right back. Okay.
395
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,389
We need answers, Nikolai!
396
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,601
Nikolai, give them answers!
397
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,687
How do you know another attack is coming?
Who told you?
398
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,649
- Neri is dead.
- Yeah.
399
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,319
So who's behind this? We want answers!
400
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:50,113
He will say nothing.
401
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,741
We'll see about that. Lola?
402
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:57,996
Ow!
403
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,751
I just injected three cc's
of Tractadone into your veins.
404
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,294
You'll be dead in one minute.
405
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,629
I'll keep track of time.
406
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,257
This will reverse it.
407
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,759
So start talking.
408
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,510
No.
409
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:13,928
Forty-six!
410
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,347
Forty-five!
411
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,270
Right now your nervous system
is shutting down.
412
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,309
Thirty-seven! Thirty-six!
413
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,269
That pain that you're feeling right now?
414
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,729
That's the alveoli in your lungs
415
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,856
- collapsing in on themselves.
- Ooh.
416
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,525
Sixteen! Fifteen!
417
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,485
Tell him to stop skipping numbers!
418
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,488
Nine! Eight! Seven!
419
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,740
- Okay, okay. I'll talk. Give me shot.
- Six! Five!
420
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,827
Who's behind the attack?
421
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:40,163
- I don't know.
- Oh, no?
422
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,373
Okay, okay.
423
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:48,046
All I know... the creator of the virus
is about to deliver the cure to the buyer.
424
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,505
Why?
425
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:54,386
Probably to protect themselves
in case the outbreak goes worldwide.
426
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,517
They meet in two days in Shanghai,
4:00 p.m. local time.
427
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:05,564
Each will be wearing
a red hat to identify themselves.
428
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,317
Okay, okay. Well, that's perfect.
429
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:13,113
We go to Shanghai, we arrest the bad guys,
and we get the cure.
430
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,448
So, I'm free to go?
431
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,368
Well...
432
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,586
Bye, Goldfinch!
433
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,463
Always great to see you guys.
434
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,302
So tell me more about Riga.
435
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:39,389
Oh, well, Riga's historical center
is a UNESCO World Heritage Site,
436
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,725
noted for its art nouveau architecture.
437
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,023
And now a breaking news special report.
438
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:51,526
Thousands of audience members
at tonight's Break a Leg show
439
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,946
were exposed to what appears to be
the São Paulo virus.
440
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,616
Authorities were unable
to contain the outbreak.
441
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,201
The virus has begun
to spread out of control.
442
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,287
It's pretty fucked up.31877
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